TikTok’s that are ACTUALLY Funny
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- Опубликовано: 6 май 2022
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20 seconds in and she already knows I'm stressed. Kris is such a mood. I hope we help her as much as she helps us. Thank you Kris for always being such a caring and loving person. It doesn't go unnoticed.
You are so right!
Stessed while watching right now actually...
So correct!
When I firs saw a tiktok of hers I thought she was weird and annoying, now she's one of my favorite people
Ikr I had a very stressful week, currently admitted to the hospital and hopefully will leave today. Nice to see her upload when I’m so bored here!
“Don’t drink hand sanitiser kids , drink alcohol!” Wise words from kris😂😂😂😂
“I think I just, had a stroke, tOm?” 11:20 Kris quotes🤣
Kind of not wise cause, I just did and she encouraged it!
@david you are so stupid but I love it😂😂😂😂😂
My fav
lol
I am a sleep technologist and the equipment the girl was wearing was definitely for a sleep study. It measures respiratory effort, stages of sleep, and a bunch of other things. Its not as bad as it looks😉.
I disagree. I’ve had multiple sleep studies done and it is rather difficult to get comfortable and fall asleep in that getup....
“why does he have so many oranges?”
he’s the guy from the textbooks
The fact that she posts multiple times a week just shows how dedicated she is to her job. She's fricken fantastic. Also, Kris, if you see this, I want to see an updated makeup, hair and skin care routine. Or even a morning routine would be awesome.
Ikr!!
Yea
Yessss
there's another video she had said if i recall she did a 15 step make up routen
so true, your great kris!
Fun fact: kids and children actually stare at people who they find to be pretty or “aesthetically pleasing”, it was a psychology study that was proven to be true, so anytime a kid gives you the scary eyes, take it as a compliment 😂
Damn
I thought they were starting at me because I stole done of their food... 😂🤣
But I'm actually just gorgeous. 😎
@@lobstermittens593 why and what like what for
I mean once 2 moths kid looked me whit side eye😂
I love how Chris complements everybody in the beginning of every single video. It just makes me feel so much better.😊
I know she is such a good person I hope she makes a lot more videos because she makes me feel bubbly inside and warm
she is the basic incarceration of Fred Rogers but the girl version
Kris”
@@liaprlzilka Kris**
*kris *
2024? Anyone??
𝓜𝓮 𝓘'𝓶 𝓲𝓷 2024
Yeah I’m in 2024
Me
What is with all these people in these old ass videos being like AnYoNe HeRe In 2024
@@user-zt3ij8op6s idk
My favourite thing about Kris is when her accent randomly changes, not only is it entertaining and its relatable, love the content
It keeps my short attention span alert 🤣
Yeah
Idek her real voice or if she even uses it
@@traitor.glitches5302 🤣 we'll never know
Fr, bro I'll be mid sentence and change my accent and my friends will just look at me and be like: Bro wtf
As always, there's nothing better than Kris complimenting us, especially after a tough week
Mhm so true
A tough week is every week for me
I'm here for the compliments ... They are my fuel
I’m sure she needs to hear them herself too I mean her eyes! So beautiful!
❤😊
Kris: I don’t swear at kids only sometimes
Me:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me: This vid so funny!
That one person: Can we just appreciate how much effort Kris puts into her videos? Like, she deserves a round of applause!
@thislemon had the same exact comment as that one person
That one person you mean the whole entire community except us two
Opp 😂
potato
@@tonyjuarez4082two? What about me?
Guys just take a moment to realize that Kris is like the best, funniest person we know and that she always knows what to say to cheer us up and everyday I look forward to one of her videos
hear hear😊😘
@@violetvalenzuela8969 I’m pretty sure it’s here here
Literally every comment
this is so true and i also love how she tells us new things about herself sometimes in her videos
@@youaremybias2030 Oh shut up
3:43 I’ve had a bunch of those things on me before for different doctors appointments and stuff. I’m not 100% sure what it’s for. I think a lot of the time they are used to measure your heartbeat when you are going to have a surgery. I think they are also used to test your sleeping and know the patterns more. I’ve had one of those appointments and it’s a bit difficult falling asleep there. I think I did have some of those on at that appointment but I don’t remember for sure. With the context of the video it seems to be it’s for getting information of things while you sleep
I have sleep study’s and they hook me up to those so I think it’s mostly used for that.
I'm a sleep tech and its the setup to determine sleep disorders and sleep apnea. 🤗
I actually don't know, when I had surgery, I don't remember being hooked up to all that stuff. however, if when I go complain to the doctors about my not being able to get 4 hours of good sleep, they hook me up to that, I'll letcha know. Mkay?
I had a sleep study recently and had all those wires on me, and it was actually much easier to sleep than I thought it would be! According to my sleep tech, I slept very well. I also didn’t move much so there was no wire adjustment necessary or anything. When I woke up I did NOT feel rested though (but that’s normal for me unfortunately). My doctors still have no idea what’s wrong with me 😃
Kris is the friend/sister/aunt that we all need and love❤
kris always makes me feel better about myself :)
Is it me or does she look like Alice in the wonderland
I love the way Kris interacts with us by asking questions instead of just searching them for herself. Shows a massive level of dedication towards her fans. Also the compliments in the beginning of the vid always help me to feel better.
We love you Kris.
Ur comment means so much to her and everyone else and I’m so sorry this moron in ur replies self promoted themself 🥲🥲
@@Instabruh.User.. What content?
3:47 It does look like the brick I had to use while doing some sleep tests but it could be for another pathology. It combines an EEG, an ECG and also monitors your breathing (in case you have seep apnea). Cables are linked to electrodes, like the one on their forehead, placed on the chest and scalp. Theirs is a real mess tho, when I do my tests it's strapped to my chest, not hanging (which is nice bc that shit is heavier than expected) and the nurses/doctors chose short cables I couldn't mess up in my sleep. It looks more like those sterotypical terrorist or kidnapped victim in cop series with bombs about to explode on them and less like a spaghetti noodle mess we see in the tik tok. Still a pain to sleep with.
I was also wondering what it was, thanks
I’m getting an eeg I think it’s called it’s the brain one where they monitor brain waves. Thanks for explaining
@@pineappleducks3177 Exactly ! EEG is for the brain and ECG is for the heart :)
Yeah that thing was 100% for a sleep study
Yup i have acute sleep apnea and when i had to do that for my sleep study it was so uncomfortable. Like how am i meant to sleep when i feel like i have jumper cables strapped to me
0:37 that's the same with me but it's either eating, drinking, cutting something open, painting something using Tip-ex, or putting my fingers into or under sharp things. A typical day for me!
You just want to try it, like it’s not self harm, you don’t want to hurt yourself, you just want to touch something you know is hot, or sharp just to see what happens
When I was little, I would drink hand sanitizer. I can confirm, you can get drunk off hand sanitizer for you weirdos wondering.
I mean at least your Organs are clean-
@@ZEMARTZZZsqueaky 🧼🧽clean
Now u tempting me
Excuse me…who was wondering this
( I will admit I have wondered this in the middle of the night )
Ty to kris who always compliments us, she is the greatest human being ever and the always makes us laugh, just know you’re appreciated 💕❤️
0:21
OMG, Chris sensed my stress threw the freaking screen 😂
I'm watching this on my phone and Hamilton on my TV. I totally don't have a pile of homework from being sick for like a week and I have definitely slept 8 hours everynight
Yo same :)
Kris, I just wanna thank you. You make me laugh even through the toughest times, I am recovering from surgery and your videos make the pain go away. Thanks so much!
Hope it went well for you :D
Been in that contraption before...makes sleeping near impossible but it's to track brain activity. Love you so much Kris, always making my day :)
What is it for?
@@Tommy_lulu it's to track brain activity
Hope it was only temporary!
@@madisonroser5318 What is it for?
@@alekin8449 Not sure how I know this, but I think it's to track brain activity
3:44 yes Kris, I believe that is for an EEG (I’ve had a few). long story short I always fell asleep in class and at home even on a strict sleeping schedule and my first EEG was done after I accidentally fell asleep while driving and totaled my car…👍🏻 you get minimal sleep before, no caffeine, and then they put this goop on the spots they need and connect the reader node things all over your head and put all the wires in one place. Then you wear this breathing monitor thing so they can track that too. They darken the room and flash this strobe light and you’re told to keep your eyes open and then close your eyes for a few seconds of rest and then do it a few more times but the strobe light gets faster and faster. And then they ask if you need anything and then you (try to) go to sleep. So yeah. Btw if you happen to be reading this ILYSM and I think you are killin it at life rn and I’m proud even if sometimes you don’t feel proud ❤️❤️❤️
this sounds like some sort advanced torture device (especially if epilepsy comes into play) but if it rly works good 4 u boo danke for the encouragement 👍💕
@@giamaxon9206 it’s not that fun and they actually never found exactly what makes me so sleepy (I found in my experience that if my depression is bad i tend to sleep a lot) but they did find that I was at risk for seizures even tho I’ve never had one in my life
@@BANDIT0_929 eesh thats scary, my apologies, depression do be no fun & neither is epilepsy, especially when you find out you have it after a seizure in a CT scan machine ( it was minor tho )
Ohhhh I'm so sorry but the ending really made my day I was feeling really bad and not proud of myself or anything. Thank you for that😁!!!
I probably have to do something like that cuz im always feeling like im gonna pass out while driving, not fun!
I strive to be as self aware as Kris. Like, "I'm terrible at opening things... boxes... feelings" XD
The guy with the oranges was the man in the math problems
Kris is that mood that always motivates me to do things and always keep my chill at a reasonable level. Just the fact that she knew I was stressed is so amazing. Kris, if your reading this, you always put a smile to my face. I hope you understand that you have a special place in my heart. I have been following you since almost the beginning is what it seems like. I just hope you know that you are one of the few reasons I get on RUclips daily.
This is heartwarming and all but how I read it to me it could sound creepy from a differrent point of view just read it hah
@@slimemoistdude69 Read it from a different point of view probably but I do see where you might see it as creepy, but really, I was just trying to be comforting. It was like 3 am when I was writing this so I wasn't quite fully awake. ❤ Thank you for understanding
The fact that Kris always compliments us is so sweet, she just wants to make us feel better. Thank you so much Kris!
I’ve had a pretty bad day so you made my day better ❤️❤️🥰
HOLY SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA I'VE FOUND ANOTHER EDDSWORLD FAN AFTER DOING A WHOLE ENTIRE GOOGLE SEARCH-
@@totallynotdumb45 🤌
Kris and Batman: “WHERES RACHEL?”
Me: IM HERE!
Me: rewinding and puckering up for Kris’s kiss at the beginning 😂❤
"HOW THE TURN TABLES" - Wet floor signs
your energy despite what you're doing and what you're going through is inspiring and EXUDES the strength
💙 much love, KrisKris... I-- I'm sorry..
Also locking that Apple Watch in the vending machine had major Jim pranking vibes 😆
Out of curiosity wut is she going through?
@@yeetfeet5191 not sure! She said something during the vid that wasn’t anything specific.
LMAO I thought the same thing!
no one carys
@@jesseevans6221 who’s Cary and why are they no one’s?
We can all agree that Kris is just the perfect person if you have a bad day, right?
Yep.
One thing that is really weird is that from your videos and your throw away comments I've learned to understand my granddaughter in a whole new way. My daughter is as me, a high performing individual that was probably driven way too hard by a young dad who didn't know any better because he was a moron but with my granddaughter I do.
She has you to thank for that in a way. You're doing good Kris, better than you think and even though we never met and I don't know you, I'm kinda proud of you.
I just hope you accept that as it's meant, it doesn't meany anything more than it says but it does mean just that.
One week left to Christmas, I hope you get everything you ever wished for. I love Christmas though we don't celebrate it here, we celebrate Jul, as we did before they tried to christianise us, the northern crusades never really worked.
you're so sweet
My grandma does not watch kallmehkris vids 😭
@Liv_DoesArt! thank you!
👍🏻
I really enjoy watching your videos it makes me laugh a lot your comedy and kindness shouldn’t go unnoticed 😂
0:47 IS THE GUY IN THE FUCKING MATH PROBLEM WE ALL THOUGHT WASNT REAL
'I can sense that you are stressed.' Indeed, to the point where I no longer call my thoughts a 'train of thought,' but rather 'the stress express' Thank you for being such a mood. You are such a precious person, your little messages in each video always make my day. Your hard work is always noticed and cherished
Seeing the words 'stress express' brought me an unexpected rush of serotonin and I appreciate it greatly. Hope your day goes well! Signed a fellow stressed person
@@Justyouraveragechaosenjoyer I will do, hope you have a good (slightly less stressful) day x
I haven't done this for a long while but I have too! Kris your Red lipstick is GORGEOUS
This was exactly the laughs I needed today!!! Completely failed trying not to lol
I hope kris get's all the love and happiness she gives us through her videos. your the best kris!
yes
Absolutely!
yAuR
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How Kris compliments everyone is really amazing, and it always makes my day better! Thank you for being an amazing human Kris, your the best!!!
Kris I needed this more than I even realized haha love you too much! 💜🪼
THE TOILET WANTED PAYBACK😂😂😂😂😂😂 4:16
Can we please appreciate how amazing Kris is ? She compliments us every video without fail, and brightens up our days! She always looks gorgeous too - we love you Kris ❤️
Watching this with our new kitten we found yesterday. She is watching this with such an intense expression lol. Keep being amazing girl!
Awww I wish that I could get a cat lol
Thank you for taking in the kitten. I hope you all have many years of love and companionship! 🙏💕💕
I use a spork
A spork is a spoon and a fork combined
I love it so much
Here is a complete for you Kris
You are a great person to be in life and the world we love you❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Kris never fails to remind us about her abstinence 😭
You really stand out with that hairstyle bandana. Definitely a look for you.
There is nothing better than a kallmekris video on a Saturday 😊 Also you are looking SNATCHED today, your hair, your make-up, beautiful! Most RUclipsrs don't really care about their subscrbers, but you are different, that's why I like you kris! You make everyone's day much better, we really appreciate you! Love yah! ❤
Kallmekris you have been helping through really hard times and bullying you are such a funny, smart, kind and AMAZING!!!!
Kris just understands us I love her videos!
I love how Kris is always so open with herself to people she hasn’t even seen and she makes me feel safe but unsafe in a good way at the same time ❤️👍
I still think hers is better
The way she complements us just makes me happy I love her so much!
GIRLL YOUR HAIR ATEE
23 seconds and I'm already called out for being stressed. Love it.😂
who else is lucky that Kris does all this for us and the compliment and beginning i- thank you for the content we love you!!
honestly tho
Aaand my shitty day just got a little better. Thank you Kris, for everything you do, for every video, for every compliment, we apreciatte you so much. I hope you realize how amazing you are and what a diference you make. Girl, thank you for being you ❤️❤️❤️❤️
12 seconds into the video and she knows how much stress i go through rn kris is such an amazing person and i love her so i hope we help her as much as she helps us ty kris i love u❤❤
My entire friend group agrees that these are the best stress relief videos on youtube
i love how she always gives us a little complement that makes our day so much better
I love how she repeatedly compliments us and then follows up with relatable content
Not kris looking like Cinderella 😂😂😂
I really love how kris makes everyone laugh 😂❤
When I'm going through a hard time, Kris' content is where I go. Thank you for always making me laugh🖤 Could you please wish me luck with writing my thesis😞 I'm trying to finish my study Urban Design and Landscape Architecture
I love how consistent she is with her videos to keep us sane (and herself to lmao)! and just makes my day when she compliments me!!!!! I. LOVE. YOU. KRIS. SO. BLOODY. MUCH!!!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
KallmeChris is so funny. I love her keep making videos. We love them.
Thanks for cheering me up Kris!
4:45 " I'm terrible at opening things. "
I don't know a lot of people like your openings for the compliments.
I appreciate the fact that Kris provides us with laughs and makes our day better. I’ve been going through it lately, so I appreciate your kindness! 💕
i only watch tiktok with my one friend, you fill the void i need a person to have fun around. so thanks
Gotta love kallmekris loll, so funny
Kris compliments us everytime she uploads..as a reply.....
Me: Yeah those eyes are popping gorgeous and the lips drives me crazy...
Love it💯💯
4:13 that's a lil shock.
I’m up at 4am with some painful and horrible Covid symptoms but damn if you didn’t make me blush like a tween with your compliments then giggle maniacally with your voices and jokes. Thank you Kris, you’re a treasure.
Hope you feel better soon
@@Instabruh.User.. the fact that you wrote this comment proves that it’s false.
@@aviezer_who_drinks_seltzer371 thank you, me too! 😂
4:43 this one time we were making shirts in school and I didn’t know which shirt size I was, so I tried to pull the tag closer to me so I knew what shirt size I was and it came cleanly off, stitches and all. We just used the tag for reference because it was completely intact.🤣
i feel so bad for the gurl in the hospitle contraption because, they're always like, "ok get some good sleep tonight because, were tracking you!"
the next day: "So you're sleep seemed to be very minimal, and interupted, are you ok?"
"FUCK NO!"
Is it just me or when kris complements us it just makes my day
Kris was saying, “wow, that’s a really burnt pizza”. But one time, my mom made a pizza, then she went to the store, forgot about the pizza, came back, then she got the pizza. The pizza was pitch black
I never seen a comment that said pizza so many times before 😭 Lmlll. But this hilarious. Do she have ADHD? 👀 Cuz I do and I think I would def do this shit. That's why I don't trust myself w the oven 😭 Sounds scary. How did she not burn the house down? 💀
Intoxicated is also a word love you Kris😂❤
kris i think ur amazing the complments when u first start ur videos make my day keep doin what ur doin
Your compliments at the beginning of your videos always make my day. Thank you very much, Kris.☺💖
Btw: You look very good with that look.
*THE DEMONS ARE HERE* 01:04
I love how she always compliments us at the start thanks kris!
I was having a breakdown and the moment kris complimented us was the moment i stopped crying and smiled
I love how you always compliment us lol. Some days I'm just like yes girl thank you. I love when you do these. All my love from Michigan ❤️
Omg im from michigan as well!
@@bug3050 hello fellow Michigander!!!!❤️
Does anyone else just binge watch her videos every day of the week, or is that just me? Because I need her comforting intros thanks to the stupid education systems around the world. Thank you Kris for helping me xx
Ur not the only binger
Your not the only one heck I made a playlist with all her videos
Me at a crowded theater:
Oops, I’m stressed! Time to watch Kris!
The fact she knows I’m stressed is honestly crazy. She always knows how her viewers are feeling and it’s like she is phsycic lol
I love the way kris complements us every video it makes me happy❤️🥰
Hey kris❤️ thank you for your daily compliments.. it actually helps alot with my ed and stuffs
The funny part of the capri sun one is that I am the one who is martial arts trained! My Mom would have said, "in that case, let me grab a snack because youre about to get your ass kicked!" 😅
She has a very 1950’s look going on with the denim top, blonde hair with the black bandana and then the red lipstick ❤ kris is my go too channel to watch, then rewatch again and again 🤣 she’s hilarious
Kris I was having a horrible day. Curled in a ball. When I got a notification from you I sat up immediately. I love you so much
Hey Ellie, if you accept it I'm sending you internet hugs. Hang in there!
9:30 older riley!
I am sick and when I watched this it made me laugh. Thanks Kris
You had me dying laughing. I love you girl!
10:00 Put those gripers away 😀
Put those dogs back in the kennels
Kris giving compliments makes our day
THIS IS CREEPY WHEN HER LIGHTS TURNED OF AT THE SAME TIME A PUT ON MY LITTLE LIGHT! DID I TAKE HER LIGHT?????
Also kris you are amazing thank you for all the time it takes you to satisfy our happiness.
The tea joke broke me 😂
THERE IS A JOKE ABOUT TALKING ABOUT A JOKE