Help Me, STALKER
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- Опубликовано: 23 окт 2024
- Some cheeki breeki stuff
►My shitter: / vasyanstalker
►Discord channel: / discord
►My vk (dobavlyau vseh): vasyanl337
Feel free to join and communicate w/ other Stalkers
Music:
1. Castlevania ReMix by Just Coffee: "Vampithrillic" [Vampire Killer]
2. Sonic Mania OST - Studiopolis Act 1
Outro: TULE - Fearless
Mods:
1. New Arsenal 6: Revolution (ShoC)
2. SGM 2.2: Lost Soul (CoPs)
Stalker shitposting in action.
Thank you everyone for support.
Ever glitch, every crash, every disappearing box, every tposing bandit.
All Anomalies.
Such is life in the zone!
Думаю в свете последних событий, нужно почтить память Вовы Виста. И его брата Бори. Они были настоящими героями Зоны.
I think in light of recent events, we should honor Vova Vista. And his brother Borya. They were the real heroes of the Zone.
Давайте помянем их нашей народной ruclips.net/video/udn8RYzWxvE/видео.html
На таком человеке, как Вова Вист вся украина держалась... Вечная память героям!
Спи спокойно Вова Вист
А также рикардо милос и участники гаупт вахты в фильме зелёный слоник пахом капитан начальник и братишка
2:45
"Ich blute!" - I'm bleeding
"Aua aua aua" - Ouch ouch ouch
"Ich bin getroffen" - I am hit
Didn't know there were germans in this game :/
This is Sigerious mod
@@someonessuffering930 From Medal of Honor?
"Немецкая наука лучшая в мире!" (с) Строхайм
OH NO, IS THAT A FUCKIN JOJO REFERENCE?
Yare Yare Daze...
WRYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Ora
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUUUUDAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!1
Дай аптечку брат,это слишком охуенно.
📓научная
Раздвигай булки у меня есть ректальная аптечка.
@@slovensketriakordy6446 че?
1:59 Mortal kombat: *BLYAT* edition confirmed
3 heavy armor vs 1 zombi 😂
Breh, did you deadass miss a chance to say mortal komblyat
The voice lines on that last dude are from medal of honor allied assault no? triggered some memories
I think these guys are too immortal to die
@@JM-zd6ml yeah that's from good ol' MOH. I Just dowloaded on my pc
Ahh, I knew I remembered it from somewhere. Thanks for telling me.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA thanks i checked comments. That laughing cry is familiar to me that's why
I knew I've heard these german voicelines before
2:43 nice medal of honor sound effects
Glad im not the only one who noticed.
I do not understand people who play the Russian version,use Russian memes,have a Russian name on the channel and they are foreigners themselves.
P.S.-For The Monolith!
tfw you like hardbass so much that you learn Russian
The term is slavaboo
NO. We in poland have legendary polish lector Mirosław Utta w
ho is speaking over russian voice (voiced are importa
nt characters to the story rest just russian besides text that is polish) and still we look at both foreign and russian memes. Besides its just the matter of roleplaying and trying to make yourself fell like in the zone. Thats why its russian. And thats why the way they translated stalker in our country made everyone love stalker even more. It's all about atmosphere, feeling you are there.
I mean, English dub is horrible so it's better to play Russian version
2:50 minute i can recognize medal of honor allied assault FeelsGoodMan
You know what bother me the most in the zone?
*Ecologist and Zombie faction has declared crease fire*
i'm so proud of having this guy on my steam friends omg
I think this is the best STALKER video I've seen in a long time. You don't know how much I thank you for this. You're a true hero, a true STALKER 😔✊
Seriously now 10/10 would wach again, hope you upload more STALKER content :0
Deadly anomalies, dangerous mutants, anarchists and bandits... None will stop Duty on its triumphant march towards saving the planet!
True stalkers are playing on Windows 7.
Ha, I play on win 8
I play on windows 7
You forgot the guy that says _Get_ _out_ _of_ _here_ _Stalker_ until you get out
Весь сталкер в одном видео.
А НУ КА ЧИКИ БРИКИ...
Ah nooo cheeki breeki iv damke
The best, as usual
3,5 минуты ебучего безумия.
1:48 Don't play witch krovosos
2:44 Medal of Honor вспомнил.
Nikolai, залогинься)
Stalker: The Movie starring radiation, anomalies, failing grenades, glitches and bugs
starring "Deadly anomalies, dangerous mutants, anarchists and bandits-"
@@DaggerPrince Very good
2:45 german mercenary with Kruppstahl exoskeleton
0:18 - ВРЕМЯ ПЕРЕУСТОНАВЛИВАТЬ ШИНДОУС!!1!!!11
В следующий раз можно X-ray из МК вставить, ржобомба гарантирована 😎
O! Ебать какие люди... :D
Действительно, что-то мало было вылетов для монтажика
Called stalker, and summoned Satan.
Я не могу остановиться. РЖУ ПОД СТАЛОМ
0:50 - Dark Souls pvp in a nutshell
Sasker: Zov of Presyun
The Zone is calling me again
Why we here just to suffer this endless pain...pain we got stalker cancerus
a regular day in the beloved zone
Thank you for existing, Internet!
Stalkers will bee stalkers
Надеюсь, что когда выйдет Сталкер 2, там будет так же много багов. Потому что если нет, то это уже будет не канон.
Без багов никуда
Это аномалии
0:08 This Is Your Brain On Stalker
Thoes Medal Of Honour sounds...
Когда я вспоминал прошлую ночь после похмеля
*Cheeki breeki iv damke*
ляяяяяя, музыка из castlevania. ностальгия
Звал сталкера, а вызвал Сатану.
Бля, уже второй раз рекомендации заставляют смотреть шедевры!
0:08 Когда зашёл на базу Свободы
1:59
Вот это битва! Какой махач! Вах, просто ляпота.
Bugs are actually a game feature called anomalies
pure gold
Oh shit look, more stalker memes I can sub to.
What's this ? A STALKER shitpost without cancerous rap music ? Me likey
God medal of honor allied assault death noises were hilarious
Блять, Васёк, никогда не меняйся
So many 😂and so many bugs..Stalker never changes!🙃🙃
0:05 я когда роман беллик звонит Нико поиграть в боулинг (я про того который бьет в клаву)
0:37 Best part...
На каждом моменте одни Смерти
Братья
Я теперь слепец. Это было слишком охуенно
Типичные будни сталкера)
who would win?
One Zombie
or
Several well equipped Stalkers with Exosuit
Как тебе такое в чердак пришло запилить? Это талант нужен...
I thought that nobody plays S.T.A.L.K.E.R., good video, greetings from Argentina
2:42 Stalkers weapon damage on the Rookie difficulty.
3:11 when black widow attacks Thanos
0:50 S.T.A.L.K.E.R. W.A.M.E.N. now that's what I call waifu material
shadows of waifu
@@F1e5Ta64 S.T.A.L.K.E.R. : Clear Wifu
Service should be Cardan
I love those Stalker shitposts
The Monolith
2:36 nice shot
Everyday, I'm suffering
Я папаёж в конце заиграл))
Good...good! This nurishes my existance
Я ржал на весь автобус когда смотрел
This...is......BLYATIFUL
0:29 Лучший момент видео
Parody for Nikolai !?
do you think STALKER 2 would have an "xray goofy mode" that emulates engine crashes just for the lolz?
No need for that, it comes with every Xray engine )))
ЭТО ОФИГЕНнО!
0:26 lmao
1:01 is killing me rn 🤣
No way, is that Vampire Killer? ...or more like Bloodsucker Killer amirite?!?
And of course the obligatory Sotn memes:
Dracula: Ahh, another Belmont descendant visiting me again. Welcome, i was wondering when you would sho--- HOLY DOG SHIT, who in the name of ass are you?!? AND YOU?! WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE!?
DUTYER: GET OUT OF HERE STALKER
BANDIT: AHHH NUUH, CHEEKI BREEKI, CYKAAA, UPAAAHHHH
FREEDOM: Aye bruh, chill setup you got here, and is that red wine? Share me some sips breda, and il share my highclass kush bruh, waddaya say starrr?
cheeki breeki a nu v damki
Мляяяя я смешинку поймал!!!
I found two Felix in this video
Bandits
Get Monolit approved like.
ЗА МОНОЛИТ!!
Nikolai would be proud
2:00 Сходили с пацанами а забив бомжей
Классный монтаж Васян
2:40
when you got weapon in the start and try to break the scripts
Чики-Брики и в дамки
THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE
Положительный комментарий тебе! ЗА МОНОЛИТ! УХХ ММАТЬ!
My daily dose of internet
I pretty sure the exo dude at the end have magic to block damage
Гет аутт оф хир, сталкер)))0)
ЭТО ИДЕАЛЬНОООО!!!! Я ОШЕЛОМЛЁН!!!!
это тааааак охуеенннооооооо
THIS VERY COOL
За Монолит! Получай, слепец!