F35 Goes Gump from Habitual Linecrosser - Reaction

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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

Комментарии • 78

  • @snek5596
    @snek5596 2 месяца назад +47

    "You get an F35! You get an F35! Everybody's getting F35's!"
    Except Turkey

    • @anzaca1
      @anzaca1 19 дней назад

      Turkey can have them once they stop having a dictatorship and being friendly with Russia.

  • @shockwavegaming5907
    @shockwavegaming5907 2 месяца назад +83

    Welcome to the HLC community, endless laughter and entertainment awaits you!

    • @DillanWill
      @DillanWill Месяц назад +1

      He has seen plenty of HLC. He mostly watches them in his shenanigans streams.

    • @thyhandsonuslyngdoh6562
      @thyhandsonuslyngdoh6562 Месяц назад

      Additionally you get to know what's going on in the world, if you don't want to watch bland news.

    • @SCPFoundation5609
      @SCPFoundation5609 Месяц назад +1

      Would you intercept me?

    • @DillanWill
      @DillanWill Месяц назад

      @SCPFoundation5609 I’d intercept me.

  • @sailormajima4379
    @sailormajima4379 2 месяца назад +23

    Quote from Habitual Linecrosser, "The United States is just 50 warlords in a trenchcoat with the defense budget to fight god."

  • @CORVlD
    @CORVlD 2 месяца назад +26

    The Cobra was a good combat manuver...
    Back in the early 60s when Swedish J35 pilots created the manuver.

  • @carlospomares3225
    @carlospomares3225 2 месяца назад +38

    3:39 It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation.

  • @ram4life
    @ram4life 2 месяца назад +30

    can we just bring back the iowa class battleships and remind everyone whats its like to throw a car dealership at the enemy in the time it takes to watch a tv show?

    • @ph89787
      @ph89787 2 месяца назад +4

      Why stop at a car dealership when you can reactivate North Carolina, Massachusetts, and Alabama to get an entire factory?

  • @theguylivinginyourwalls
    @theguylivinginyourwalls Месяц назад +6

    The cobra maneuver: the quickest way to turn yourself into a stop sign. And if you live in a rural area (at least in America), you know what tends to happen to road sings of _any_ kind.

    • @TrainTruck
      @TrainTruck Месяц назад

      Too many signs man, too many signs.

  • @PhilosophyForTheMops
    @PhilosophyForTheMops 2 месяца назад +7

    The "cobra" is not useless! It was invented as a way for J-35 Draken pilots(yes the swedes did it first) to train super stall recovery. They had to preform it once every year to be allowed to fly the dorito.

  • @flyboy6392
    @flyboy6392 2 месяца назад +17

    Who's gonna remind them that the last guy out there who fucked with our boats lost half their naval combat capabilities?

    • @brigidtheirish
      @brigidtheirish 2 месяца назад +4

      *In a single business day.*

    • @chazo1367
      @chazo1367 2 месяца назад +3

      And the one before that had the sun dropped on them twice...don't touch the boats.

  • @johnshaffer3405
    @johnshaffer3405 2 месяца назад +8

    Baby Oil and Thermite seems like a grunt thing to mix, Grandpa Buff's E-4's will replace thermite with Willy Pete lol

  • @russellmarsh5031
    @russellmarsh5031 2 месяца назад +13

    30 years there incompetency has gone back to the 1500s this is nothing new

  • @JulianaAureliaAgrippa365
    @JulianaAureliaAgrippa365 2 месяца назад +13

    The first thing Putin did upon taking power was to remove anyone with any level of competency from the military. This was globally considered a bad idea.

    • @evanulven8249
      @evanulven8249 2 месяца назад +1

      Rejoice! We too will get to see this in action next year!

    • @brigidtheirish
      @brigidtheirish 2 месяца назад

      There were competent people in the Russian military for him to remove?

    • @Historyfrek4ever
      @Historyfrek4ever 2 месяца назад +4

      Seems to be a tradition in there. Historically speaking.

  • @sonofjack6286
    @sonofjack6286 2 месяца назад +5

    2:53 With the amount of vodka in Russia's head, talking like that is the ONLY way he would understand.

  • @supersaiyandiclonius3056
    @supersaiyandiclonius3056 Месяц назад +3

    Aggressive F35 is the best HLC video I've seen thus far.

  • @MrPingn
    @MrPingn 2 месяца назад +4

    Love seeing the F-35 bring the heat once in a while.

  • @marshallgibson8491
    @marshallgibson8491 2 месяца назад +8

    Keep the rage at bay Old man.

    • @Mask3dShadow
      @Mask3dShadow 2 месяца назад +2

      for a second i read that as old bay

  • @montrellthomas6708
    @montrellthomas6708 Месяц назад

    The missile knows where it is because the missile knows where it isn’t 😂😂😂😂

  • @dj11o9er
    @dj11o9er 2 месяца назад +15

    Buttocks :I

  • @Sir_Engel_038
    @Sir_Engel_038 2 месяца назад +3

    F-22 Sea Raptor (Carrier Version) I believe

  • @NATOenthusiast
    @NATOenthusiast 2 месяца назад +9

    The Kid is finally here. 😏

  • @Baldwin-iv445
    @Baldwin-iv445 2 месяца назад +3

    ABOUT DAMN TIME! LET'S GO BOSS!

  • @joshy9464
    @joshy9464 2 месяца назад +1

    “Haha crazy missile man makes funny voices”

  • @brandon_garza
    @brandon_garza 2 месяца назад +5

    You should react to the kid gives the smoke!

  • @Zael_Moonblade
    @Zael_Moonblade 2 месяца назад +1

    That was West Taiwan. Not Russia. The fuel bit.

  • @thesarcasticliberal
    @thesarcasticliberal 2 месяца назад

    My favorite story about the "Cobra Maneuver" actually comes from Syria, where it was invented by a guy named Mohammad Mansour. He taught it to a bunch of their pilots (which got back to Russia, as the USSR was their sole supplier and training them, thus them adopting it), and some of them used it against Israel in their various fights. Israel was confused for years as to what exactly the pilot were trying to do, as the enemy MiGs would typically die shortly into the maneuver, and Russia hadn't yet popularized it as a "signature" of theirs. So, yeah, pretty much every jet to try to use it in actual combat has been destroyed.

  • @zoltantakacs8401
    @zoltantakacs8401 Месяц назад

    It knows because it knows where it isn't

  • @tylerjohn18yt29
    @tylerjohn18yt29 2 месяца назад +1

    You should rarely do The Aggressive f35 by Habitual Linecrosser

  • @-TakingSomeLs
    @-TakingSomeLs 2 месяца назад +3

    LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

  • @IronPatriotofAmerica
    @IronPatriotofAmerica Месяц назад

    Bro got 6:54 SCP-999

  • @ssjtruncks90
    @ssjtruncks90 2 месяца назад +1

    I thought the whole water in the fuel tanks for nukes was done in China not Russia. but it wouldn't surprise me if some of Russia's are filled with water though lol

  • @murderofcrows5089
    @murderofcrows5089 2 месяца назад +2

    Oh he’s doing HLC awesome I love his videos

  • @Sethmacd0
    @Sethmacd0 2 месяца назад

    HLC has joined Pepperbox as well, just an FYI

  • @darklordkageryuu
    @darklordkageryuu 2 месяца назад +3

    you should watch The Aggressive F35 by HLC xD

    • @gregsteele806
      @gregsteele806 2 месяца назад +1

      Wait.. You can UNinstall that??

  • @jenniferalberstein8057
    @jenniferalberstein8057 Месяц назад

    No let Grandpa Buff cook and CIA probably took notes on the thermite and baby oil idea. Can we give that idea to Mythbusters to see what would actually happen you know for science.

  • @ElderonAnalas
    @ElderonAnalas 2 месяца назад

    hey now, it was only "Attempted Boat Fuckery" i think is the legal code on that

  • @nejatnexus2233
    @nejatnexus2233 2 месяца назад

    The Kid needs to eat!

  • @hallowedbeyourdays
    @hallowedbeyourdays 2 месяца назад

    Ukraina's been striking with Storm Shadows from the UK and Taurus missiles from France and ATACMS launched by HIMARS from the USA, and getting our own domestic cruise missiles up and running. But Russia launched an IRBM that had a MIRV warhead.
    Not nuclear thankfully, but the thing out of them is that we can't tell what they could stick on a missile.

  • @Flippyrock2011
    @Flippyrock2011 2 месяца назад +1

    2:11 yeah like as much as I love ace combat and acrobatics maneuver cobra is useless outside of 1v1 close range dogfight, hell even in ace combat and war thunder that would get you kill like half of the time 😅

  • @crazyjack3357
    @crazyjack3357 Месяц назад

    The only countries I would think buy the su-57 is Belarus, Iran, and north korra but I could also see somehow the CIA buying one

  • @a.mseymour180
    @a.mseymour180 2 месяца назад +1

    MOAR!!

  • @Historyfrek4ever
    @Historyfrek4ever 2 месяца назад +1

    Laws of physics are indeed different there, gravity seems to be especially dangerous. And relative to your political views.

  • @psychodboy1511
    @psychodboy1511 2 месяца назад

    Every time I hear HLCs voice, I can only hear Blarg.

  • @tmanknoll9702
    @tmanknoll9702 Месяц назад

    Yes! More HLC content!

  • @robinst-pierre9600
    @robinst-pierre9600 Месяц назад +1

    Would you intercept me? I'D INTERCEPT ME!!!

  • @LiamTodd39
    @LiamTodd39 Месяц назад

    Bet ya it was Turkey

  • @Noble_OverDramaticShoeBOO1
    @Noble_OverDramaticShoeBOO1 2 месяца назад

    nice your watching HLC :)

  • @John2r1
    @John2r1 2 месяца назад +3

    Russia hasn't been competent since well the 1922 if were being honest. If we are being generous then 1991 which was 33 years ago when the Soviet Union fully collapsed. Because they tried to compete with Capitalism and lost .
    Note 1922 is when the Soviets took over the Russian Empire and formed the Soviet Union.

    • @brigidtheirish
      @brigidtheirish 2 месяца назад +1

      They weren't exactly competent before then, either.

    • @John2r1
      @John2r1 2 месяца назад

      @@brigidtheirish They managed to build an empire before the last Tsar of Russia was removed from power and the Soviets took over Russia. After that it became a slow decay.

    • @brigidtheirish
      @brigidtheirish 2 месяца назад

      @@John2r1 It was a slow decay *long* before the last tsar was even *born.*

    • @DeHerg
      @DeHerg 2 месяца назад

      "since well the 1922 " the battle of Tannenberg ...

  • @dovakin-sw4hz
    @dovakin-sw4hz 2 месяца назад +4

    DONT TOUCH THE BOATS

    • @anthonyramirez9925
      @anthonyramirez9925 2 месяца назад +1

      Tell that to the USS Pueblo, North Korea still has it

  • @arkisenn9895
    @arkisenn9895 Месяц назад

    Don't worry, I got this.
    "The only good Russian equipment is broken Russian equipment."
    That's why they're always boasting about how great all their shit is. Because it's broken, out of date, out of fuel, inert, self-destroying...I mean the list goes on, but you get what I'm saying.

  • @gallendugall8913
    @gallendugall8913 2 месяца назад

    Equipment not being top notch isn't Russia's problem
    Having forgotten all the war doctrine developed since the end of the Crimean War - that is Russia's problem.

  • @Talion-Von-Montgelas
    @Talion-Von-Montgelas 2 месяца назад

    The cobra is damn near useless in ace combat of all things, what does that tell you?

  • @mariom1653
    @mariom1653 2 месяца назад

    Do more of HLC

  • @josephbrann4792
    @josephbrann4792 Месяц назад

    Please keep doing HLC videos

  • @HoofAndPaws
    @HoofAndPaws Месяц назад

    Im normal in Russia, wait no im not. never mind your right everything in Russia makes no scence.