@@freaks5918 I saw a bunch of people defending him like "She is just lying to herself, all females are the same" and "She is gonna be selfish and not save the human race?" Like no. That's not how that works at all. And frankly, anyone who asks "Will you have sex with me if we were the last people on earth" KNOW damn well that the other person wouldn't have sex with them under any other circumstances than forced. The brutal part is when they say no, that means even in a life or death, world changing decision, they STILL wouldn't have sex with you, then the funny thing is, it's not THEIR fault. It's his.
there's actually a type of pregnancy test you don't have to pee on guys 😭 I mean if I saw a pregnancy test in my waffles I'd be grossed out too but the kind she used didn't have actual pee on it
My standards: -will cook with me -preferably breathing and alive - feminist man -or a feminist women 👀 -wants to adopt and not impregnate because he’ll no I’m a wuss it ain’t happening
For context on the "Who gone stop me thing" it's a thing that he does with every female. That's why the white dude screamed when he asked the question because he already knew what he was about to do. The re-join rage was just cringe
My list for a SO is: Please just not be a maniac. I can deal with mental illnesses, but not maniacs. Don't be toxic. Love and cuddle me Have sex with me (VERY optional)
Worst part is it wasn’t comedy she was just talking about misogyny with a funny voice with no punchline 😭 woman like this are the reason people think we aren’t funny
@@Penguin-nr8sq yeah ppl need to stop assuming women aren't funny. It's mostly a joke now but still, it's a dumb one that definitely needs to stop. My gf is the funniest person ik. Along with my sister and some of my other girl best friends. Girls just joke with no limit lol
@@Bruh-ed5dg Feminism nowadays is a mess mainly because toxic women call themselves feminists especially the ones from twitter and 2012 tumblr. I actually feel bad for women who cares about human rights and not just #girlboss. Like there could be a women protesting in middle east about how women should have education like men do and then we have twitter idiots. A feminist made nursing a thing as an actual profession but then we have "kill all men".
3:54 after that she most likely posted "Why can't I find a man!? 😫💔" I really never got the idea of spending a quarter of Bruce Wayne's money on a animated monkey, somebody please tell me what purpose they serve besides bragging rights and selling them
Fr not all asians are bilingual and look like children and lolis bruh, whoever made that gotta get off the computer and into jail its straight up digusting how they describe how they petfer childlike women and dislike adult women like wtf?
I feel like that's racist. Not all white girls are like that, and not all Asian girls are like that. Plus yes, that focus on them being "childlike" and "immature" had my skin crawling. 🤢
The NFT ape thing acts as a lifetime ticket to an annual yacht party, as well as the fact that whoever owns the original can get a custom one made that only you will have
@5:45 this lady better be really hot otherwise her list is pretty much useless (and i love how she wrote an entire paragraph about veterans, but only 1 sentence about misogyny)
Difficult to know for some (like age or location because it depends) but for now the one I found to be the closer to the description is docteur Mike. But note that I reject a lot of the most handsome male actor x) And even if there were other guys, I don't think they would be interested in her
bruh so at 5:17 on this girls list it has DOD listed as a job listed as an armed force or related field… my mom is in the dod and is not the former nor the latter. like seriously, if you’re in the DOD then your probably an accountant or your in DODEA which is the DOD education association so your either an accountant or a teacher. not armed forces and not too much of helping people
10:00 rules #1 of relationships DONT EVER ruin a mans food or steal his food ESPECIALLY if you have your OWN FOOD. AND NEVER PUT A PREGNANCY TEST IN HIS FOOD
Can we all agree that when they were listing off things they want in men 3 go those actually make a little bit of since 1. No misogynistic men 2. Has no kids cause maybe you don’t want kids 3. Drug and alcohol free
A girl says something like 3:50 = Does'nt get cancelled Me = just dont be fat Get's Cancelled and receive 100+ Notifications about Cancellation What a beautiful World
Ngl having a hard time figuring out how the 1st one was cringe. Technically it’s not really a bro code cause the dude was gay (sorry but they tend to hangout with girls more often) and how’s warning someone from a potential abusive relationship cringe? I’m just having a hard time with this…
Basically men on Reddit are touch starved and need every attention from a woman they can get. So when they get called out for people toxic they start acting like toddlers.
3:47 "he must be drug, alcohol and tobacco free." YOU TELLING ME YOU AINT PLANNING ON DRINKING ALCOHOL LATER IN LIFE OR YOU HAVENT EVEN (once your 18+)
That “list” for men left her with no one. Not because nobody fits the criteria, but because nobody would want to be with her
Also because nobody fits the criteria. She delusional af
A man like that would definitely reject her
Also the fuck she bring to the table?
LMAO SO TRUE
@@andreaseverin1346 yeah it's not the sims lmao
Imagine getting rejected by the girl at 5:04 because you save innocent people's lives from fires for a living
The thing is she prolly raggedy as hell
Nobody will ever want her if she pulls shit like that
@@bucketlynx tru
as a person whos 6.2 i gotta say being 6.1 is cringe
@@isappycracks as a person who’s 5ft 6, being 6ft 1 is cringe
@@toby4784 based charlie height
My list for a girlfriend:
-never gives me up
-never lets me down
-never runs around
-never deserts me
- Never tells a lie
- Never going to hurt me
That's more unrealistic than that bitches list
69 likes from me
-Doesn't interrupt guys night.
@@coffeeenjoyer nice
"who gone stop me...
WHO GONNA STOP ME"
I'm dead lol
I deadass died when he came back with his shirt torn up like he went SAVAGE with rage after she denied
Man's isn't down bad, he's down horribly
my man openly admitted to be willing to do the advanced form of sexual assault.
down illegal frankly
Speed is funny
Killing da kittin he's scary and disgusting
@@freaks5918 I saw a bunch of people defending him like "She is just lying to herself, all females are the same" and "She is gonna be selfish and not save the human race?"
Like no. That's not how that works at all. And frankly, anyone who asks "Will you have sex with me if we were the last people on earth" KNOW damn well that the other person wouldn't have sex with them under any other circumstances than forced. The brutal part is when they say no, that means even in a life or death, world changing decision, they STILL wouldn't have sex with you, then the funny thing is, it's not THEIR fault. It's his.
10:30 can't believe that lady would mess up his waffles like fr have some self respect
"It's the drop kind"
"Why's it in my food?" That's why it tasted salty 😭
exactly- like she peed on it that is so gross
there's actually a type of pregnancy test you don't have to pee on guys 😭 I mean if I saw a pregnancy test in my waffles I'd be grossed out too but the kind she used didn't have actual pee on it
3:47
Imagine being a literal hero having saved so many people. And then get violated because you served in the EMT.
"Dating tips"
my list for women
-female (optional)
@@nasif8777
-alive (also optional)
@@tffbwd1 -male
My standards:
-will cook with me
-preferably breathing and alive
- feminist man
-or a feminist women 👀
-wants to adopt and not impregnate because he’ll no I’m a wuss it ain’t happening
@@keishaj4143 Meanwhile, my standards:
- Breathing (Optional)
For context on the "Who gone stop me thing" it's a thing that he does with every female. That's why the white dude screamed when he asked the question because he already knew what he was about to do. The re-join rage was just cringe
Nah that’s just speed in a nutshell
That’s absolutely disgusting and not okay
Anti cringe pill: 💊
💊🍺💀
Thankyou, its much needed.
Thanks
I took it and my brother disappeared
thanks i need it 😁
Dating that woman at 6:00 is your punishment for not becoming a volunteer firefighter.
Hearing Fainted say 'aegyo' both made and ruined my whole day.
Man rly said Aiyo
@@RAD-m3x ayo
a y o .
@@santiustelive yo
How did it ruin your day
5:52
My list for getting a girlfriend:
-Be a girl (optional)
Bro?
Bro?
Mine is
-Be a girl (optional)
-Be alive (optional)
My list for a SO is:
Please just not be a maniac. I can deal with mental illnesses, but not maniacs.
Don't be toxic.
Love and cuddle me
Have sex with me (VERY optional)
mine is
-alive (needed)
-is a child
5:23 so this person wants an untrained, unarmed, unserved tough guy with a six pack who make six figures…that’s beyond stupid
Dudes need to be 6'1 instead of just 6'. Must be inflation
thank you, rice, very cool 👍
the gay guy told her about the red flags so he could get em for himself 👿
thats what i thought at first too lol
"*You ruined my fOOD*"-Best Dad quote of the year
the feminist comedian one made me hurt on the inside lol
Worst part is it wasn’t comedy she was just talking about misogyny with a funny voice with no punchline 😭 woman like this are the reason people think we aren’t funny
@@Penguin-nr8sq yeah ppl need to stop assuming women aren't funny. It's mostly a joke now but still, it's a dumb one that definitely needs to stop. My gf is the funniest person ik. Along with my sister and some of my other girl best friends. Girls just joke with no limit lol
yea the only funny part was the weird ass dance. we are funny my friend nearly makes cry of laughter on the daily
@@connordavis7631 it's feminists not women
@@Bruh-ed5dg Feminism nowadays is a mess mainly because toxic women call themselves feminists especially the ones from twitter and 2012 tumblr. I actually feel bad for women who cares about human rights and not just #girlboss. Like there could be a women protesting in middle east about how women should have education like men do and then we have twitter idiots. A feminist made nursing a thing as an actual profession but then we have "kill all men".
There’s no bro code when another guy is being weird, to a girl
say it louder for the people in the back
3:54 after that she most likely posted "Why can't I find a man!? 😫💔"
I really never got the idea of spending a quarter of Bruce Wayne's money on a animated monkey, somebody please tell me what purpose they serve besides bragging rights and selling them
Money laundering
Destroying the environment
The list at around 4:28 had the math done once, and their is such a low chance of finding the perfect man for them
With that list, nobody is gonna match her ever.
You wanna know what gets me? These people think they can get anyone they want. Like what if she finds that guy but he doesnt want her?
@@Shadhooe what? Ofcouse he will want her, otherwise he is a misogynist.
@@xXrandomryzeXx he’s a misogynist if he doesn’t like her back? wtf 🤦
@@bells5700 sarcasm
Props to Faineted he was able to keep his humour even after watching all this cring
But not the feminist part
lmao the letter e traveled
2:27 as an Asian I want to know who made this so I can put them in restraining order list
Fr not all asians are bilingual and look like children and lolis bruh, whoever made that gotta get off the computer and into jail its straight up digusting how they describe how they petfer childlike women and dislike adult women like wtf?
If I remember correctly in Japan they have a term for those beings.
They literally deny access to specific bar and shop to these kind of people.
@@lunarsprinkle6580 Cuz most asian women are childlike so wtf yall tying to say
@@sgt.sweat_frog7039 you mean japanese girls who watch anime only?
I feel like that's racist. Not all white girls are like that, and not all Asian girls are like that. Plus yes, that focus on them being "childlike" and "immature" had my skin crawling. 🤢
Fainted is the only reason I’m still on RUclips, his videos are just too amazing!
no
@@syrian-countryballs7380 yes
@@syrian-countryballs7380 yes
@@syrian-countryballs7380 yes
@syrian-countryballs yes
This was awesome and just watching you react to this made me laugh even more
The girl at 3:42 looking like "you took my only food, now I'm gonna starve"
Fainted Puts himself through this for our entertainment
He is a true soldier
ha you said it
2:05 I started tearing up because of this "meme" (if we should call it that)
3:42 ladies and gents, we've found it. The Mount Everest of expectations. No wonder she's still single.
Yeah she thinks shes a demigod if she expects that
In this world theres probably like 5 people who fit these criteria
The NFT ape thing acts as a lifetime ticket to an annual yacht party, as well as the fact that whoever owns the original can get a custom one made that only you will have
You seriously are amazing! With every upload you make me so happy!
@Esh crunchy
"WHO GONNA STOP ME!?" 'Me' -Best quote of the year ✨
1:15
i only laughed because his laugh sounded funny.
You win!
i dont think that vid was supposed to be funny....
@@ven3420 you missed the point?
@@honyokgaming5601 POGGERS
same
OKAY BUT THE GIRL AT 7:13 WAS FUCKING GORGEOUS STOP
10:00 I can actually relate, she peed on that. And put it in his food. (I love my food)
maybe the real cutie is the fainted we made along the way
"the real cutie is the fainted we made along the way" ??????????
@@Kerosene. 😭😭
i had a stroke trying to read this what 😭😭
The first one ain't even cringe, it's honestly wholesome.
3:20 lol, i thought the bottle landed on him and the dude his gf hugged. I was like???
@5:45 this lady better be really hot otherwise her list is pretty much useless
(and i love how she wrote an entire paragraph about veterans, but only 1 sentence about misogyny)
4:40 i actually dont think that there is a single person on earth who checks all of those boxes looool
Difficult to know for some (like age or location because it depends) but for now the one I found to be the closer to the description is docteur Mike. But note that I reject a lot of the most handsome male actor x)
And even if there were other guys, I don't think they would be interested in her
bruh so at 5:17 on this girls list it has DOD listed as a job listed as an armed force or related field… my mom is in the dod and is not the former nor the latter. like seriously, if you’re in the DOD then your probably an accountant or your in DODEA which is the DOD education association so your either an accountant or a teacher. not armed forces and not too much of helping people
Ah, my sexuality is German
PLSS YOUR USERNAME 😭 I CHOKED ON AIR 💀
10:00 rules #1 of relationships DONT EVER ruin a mans food or steal his food ESPECIALLY if you have your OWN FOOD. AND NEVER PUT A PREGNANCY TEST IN HIS FOOD
2:23 everything else: i sleep.
“Flat chest”
*REAL S**T*
Fainted Is One Of My Top 5 RUclipsrs I Watch Why
Because The
Cringe
And
It's
Fainted
I mean
He's
Amazing
BCAIFIHA
Speech 100
@@tffbwd1 So should I keep upgrading my speech or reset it and get 10 skill points?
0:45 i keep laughing at his straight face
1:30 imagine laughing at your own joke couldn’t be me lol
This is one of the best cringe compilations I’ve seen on RUclips
1:43 "The virgin white girl- Not a virgin"
HUh???
2:48 guy looks like an 8 year old but everything aged but his face
1:33 fainted not trying to get cancelled
9:47 he should've said ''My waffles pregnant?''
2:47
Is that.. a child or…?
Edit Yeah. That’s just water.
Fr 😖
4:54 welp she ain't gonna get a actual guy then, she gonna get a tumblr boy lol
6:13 the guy on the right, he is that " _GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME JUST GIVE IT TO ME_ " guy
Nah he way worse
@Sovesss That was 4 months ago
I do now
Ooooooh I love this series
2:36 WTFFFF HOW HAS HE MADE IT HERE I'M CRYING MOST OF MY CLASSMATES SIMP FOR THIS GUY
Are y’all in 6th grade or smth
@@conotorious8545 8th actually
@@azrialine alr
this is a *_oh no, cringe_* moment 🗿
Fainted Ur voice is so cool it's actually amazing 🌟
6:23 mans gone end up on a Fucking list for real lmao
Girl: okay with him working for cia or fbi
Also girl: not okay with him ever having contact with a gun
Can we all agree that when they were listing off things they want in men 3 go those actually make a little bit of since 1. No misogynistic men
2. Has no kids cause maybe you don’t want kids
3. Drug and alcohol free
The first one 💀😭
Hi
Hol' up, a pregnancy test under his waffles? Bruh id kill someone who did that to me! What was their thought process when they put that in there
I find it gross when girls put there pregnancy test in their significant other’s food. You pissed on the stick, I would be disgusted tbh
2:09 why is my man looking for a kid LMAO
*Reloads shotgun with malicious intent* ............
A girl says something like 3:50 = Does'nt get cancelled
Me = just dont be fat
Get's Cancelled and receive 100+ Notifications about Cancellation
What a beautiful World
Any guy that saw the list of what that woman wants in a guy immediately joined the army or became a cop
bruh whoever made the white girl vs asian girl can just admit they like kids
Certified bruh moment.
Ngl speed is one of the funniest but weirdest man I know xD
9:50
Why is it in my food..? 😔🥺😩
10:02
I was just gon eat that, u just ruined my food 😒😤😭😠🤧🤚
5:52 damn bro mine are
-girl
-is below 100 Kg (this has exceptions as well lol)
Das it
Look at Mr. High Standars over here
oh let me guess your going to say that your girl needs to be a "adult" or something mr high standars?
@@isappycracks not if you're also a child
Mine is
- at legal age of consent
- Fellow goofy goober
Nah because if that guy tried to kiss my bff she would snatched his head and threw him out of the window 💀
After 14+ conditions she messed up hard on the first one, if you have a masters degree, you received your bachelors at least 4 years ago.
Ngl having a hard time figuring out how the 1st one was cringe. Technically it’s not really a bro code cause the dude was gay (sorry but they tend to hangout with girls more often) and how’s warning someone from a potential abusive relationship cringe? I’m just having a hard time with this…
Basically men on Reddit are touch starved and need every attention from a woman they can get. So when they get called out for people toxic they start acting like toddlers.
@@LesserLordKusanali but of course.. Reddit men
5:52 Great everything my dad doesn't have.
2:07 i cant find myself thinking my culture is known for being polite and having great food
0:54 She sounds like she's trying to imitate Tanna Monkee
2:29 The guy who made this has some issues. I can sense the cope.
01:55 He clearly means American white girls because Europeans ones speak 3-5 languages. The rest doesn't fit either.
Day 4 of saying fainted is the real cutie
5:50 they’re probably short,unemployed and just superrrrr lazy
1:27 “if your not part of the solution your the problem” if your not with me, you are my enemy
Not the waffles🥲😟😭😭😭
The MW2 Intervention nice gun choice mate
3:47 "he must be drug, alcohol and tobacco free." YOU TELLING ME YOU AINT PLANNING ON DRINKING ALCOHOL LATER IN LIFE OR YOU HAVENT EVEN (once your 18+)
The pregnancy one is so funny but that's staged, yall noone just digs to the bottom of the waffles without eating the top
fainted is the only thing keeping me going
spin the bottle guy was 14 wasnt he. he'll have alot of sleepless nights thinking about this in his 20s
What is the name of the game fainted is playing in the background? It looks fun
What’s the slidey game thing u playin lol looks fun af
rule number 88 of the bro code is that if a bro isnt going to treat a woman right then you be a BRO and tell her
9:09 Why are waffles really haunting me today 💀
first it was the blue waffles and now it's a p**s touched pregnancy test.....
I didn't expect to see speed in this lmao
3:00 mans lookin like a 14 yo with earrings and makeup
i am completely dried out of motovation for anything, so Fainted *HIT ME WITH YOUR WORST*
Ishowspeed-Just do the fxcking dance
Hello cuties my name is fainted just makes my day 😊
Hi fainted just makes my day 😊, how are you?
I feel like with context the first one could be so many things
…wait but don’t you have to pee on the test?
she dam put it in his waffles