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Hate to say these jobs breaks our backs as young men
Well, it’s breaking your back, but it’s building our biceps. Maybe hit the gym before you hit the job next time?" 😏💪
Can bricklayers tell your height just by looking at your house’s foundation?
Close enough! They’ve got an eye for measurements everywhere.
Do welders compete to see who makes the spark fly higher?
Of course they do! It's called the Sparks Olympics-gold medal goes to the one who doesn’t accidentally set their pants on fire. 🔥🏅
Are plumbers secretly jealous of electricians because water flows slower than electricity?
Probably, but they console themselves knowing their problems don’t involve shocking revelations. 😉
Do carpenters have nightmares about uneven shelves?
Absolutely! And they wake up reaching for a spirit level.
Are construction workers born with an internal level to check if walls are straight?
Not born with it, but after years on-site, they don’t even need a tool-just a glance!
If you’re a bad singer, is it better to whistle while you work on-site?
Depends on your skill-whistling might even become your new trade!
How do you know when a painter is angry? Do they start painting everything red?
Nah, you’ll know they’re angry when they start using abstract art to express their “feelings.” Suddenly, everything’s a splatter piece! 🎨😤
Do construction workers have a secret handshake, or is it just a firm grip from years of hammering?
It’s not just the grip-they can also spot a crooked handshake from a mile away!
Hate to say these jobs breaks our backs as young men
Well, it’s breaking your back, but it’s building our biceps. Maybe hit the gym before you hit the job next time?" 😏💪
Can bricklayers tell your height just by looking at your house’s foundation?
Close enough! They’ve got an eye for measurements everywhere.
Do welders compete to see who makes the spark fly higher?
Of course they do! It's called the Sparks Olympics-gold medal goes to the one who doesn’t accidentally set their pants on fire. 🔥🏅
Are plumbers secretly jealous of electricians because water flows slower than electricity?
Probably, but they console themselves knowing their problems don’t involve shocking revelations. 😉
Do carpenters have nightmares about uneven shelves?
Absolutely! And they wake up reaching for a spirit level.
Are construction workers born with an internal level to check if walls are straight?
Not born with it, but after years on-site, they don’t even need a tool-just a glance!
If you’re a bad singer, is it better to whistle while you work on-site?
Depends on your skill-whistling might even become your new trade!
How do you know when a painter is angry? Do they start painting everything red?
Nah, you’ll know they’re angry when they start using abstract art to express their “feelings.” Suddenly, everything’s a splatter piece! 🎨😤
Do construction workers have a secret handshake, or is it just a firm grip from years of hammering?
It’s not just the grip-they can also spot a crooked handshake from a mile away!