To be fair… Bowser should’ve been prepared to have a water bucket , and a pair of Scissors, I mean paper shredder I mean water balloons I mean a protective suit, I mean-
@@brolytriplethreat Well yes, they did make jokes about it, but it wasn't as bad For instance, Mario wasn't LITERALLY paper. Paper Mario 2, he was folded, but that was it. In Paper Mario 3, he saw everything from 2D, but that was also it. They had a specific element to play off the Paper thing. Nowadays, the most powerful weapon in the Mario world are things like scissors, stickers makes someone SUPER powerful, colors are their blood, and fire burns them worst than what it already should.
@@SpoonAtNoon I feel like the idea was there, it is just done differently now. Bowser literally tapes Kammy Koopa into the intro, the Goomba King's tower unfolds into a bridge, the stilt guys fall down and unfold their stilts. In TTYD the bosses pretty much go for a diorama look, I always felt like the world had that look as well. Not to mention Flurry blowing away fake walls(or even a fake plane of reality covering a pipe) or a bridge being created in flip book format. What the modern games do is shove it down your throat and throw weird real world items into the world and won't freaking shut up about it(64 doesn't really overtly talk about it aside from the intro with the aforementioned "Bowser taping Kammy Koopa into the story so he can change it", which makes sense. To them, this is normal, so why should they constantly be talking like "Hey, did you know we're paper?" When that's essentially like someone in real life being like "Hey did you know we are flesh?"), but I feel there was always an element of "this is a magical paper Storybook world"
@@Chara_Dreemurr1 there’s a difference. I’ve played all Mario games but ttyd, when he usually flies, he’s just, blown away. In Mario and Luigi paper jam, he’s flapping his arms, in a clapping motion practically flying.
In thousand year door he can glide, he folds into a paper airplane. It’s not technically an ability he had originally but rather one he gains on the adventure.
That's not how the 2nd dimension works. 2D blood exists. Plus, in Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door, there was originally blood and dead body tape around part of the house of the guy who robs you at the start of the game.
There was a gallows in the middle of Rogueport. The game opens up with Peach walking into town, and there’s just a full noose and gallow set up in the center of the screen, completely unobscured. TTYD went hard as hell for no reason
“Uhm, sorry, but according to my complex calculations, it’s actually “So long king Bowser.” Because uhm, Mario is Italian and his accent is different so it sounds like he is saying gay, but it’s actually king bowser 🤓🤓🤓
Actually both will die if bowser still had the cut, bowser will feel pain to death, and paper mario will die bc water collides paper, paper will be destroyed 🤓
@@manicdrone923 regardless of the original line, from a medical perspective, getting a that deep a paper cut on your jugular would likely be at least slightly more effective than getting one on your head or lower arm.
Put sugar in the cut. It becomes infected and bowser will be forced to cut off his own arm to avoid dying from the infection. PS; I don't think Bowser's the type of lizard that regenerates.
I'm kinda terrified of paper mario, the turning 90 degree shenanigans in his games kinda implies that in a fight he can just go 2 dimensional. Mario could be running at you full speed and you'd never know
Honestly a heavy-yet-paper-thin-yet-athletic-man would be horrifying to be hit by since they can basically stab you with the force of a punch strong enough to break bricks
“So long gay bowser” got me rollin on the floor Edit: before you all “aCtUaLlY ☝️🤓” me, I KNOW ITS SO LONG KING BOWSER Edit2: idrk what they say at this point, but yeah :)
Игры
Bowser getting folded by a walking fanart wielding the power of papercuts
If he is 2d, then he would be a living 'blade'
I think paper mario Is flat enough to where not even Goku could land a Kamehameha on him
@@dux5525 it's Xenoblade 2 all over again
John your funny 😄
"folded"
they are perfect for eachother
Paper Mario cuts through his thick tough skin while his fire is super effective on paper
This is so underrated. 😂
@@ocoe5528 agreed
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Lemme change that for you
No way its that one writer
The ultimate double edged sword duo
Bowser is lucky he didn’t have any hand sanitizer 💀
Get the hands Sanitizer
Jhsjs? mX
@@Daniel-et2ce Bowser: OH SH-
💀
@@SkittlezzzzzzMario: *Puts hand sanitizer on Bowser*
Bowser: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The thumbnail always gets me thinking that bowser is pooping out blood
💀
Yea I was thinking bowser needs to get those hemorrhoids checked
Frfrfrfrfr
bowser fart gif
'So long gay bowser'
(In the Japanese version, where Bowser is known as "Koopa")
Mario: Bye, bi!
Actually Mario says "So long King Bowser" that's how he say it in Super Mario 64
@@gerryjr6490 I think it's "so long'a Bowser" like how Italians add the "ah" sound to the end of some words
@@Levi_The_One_The_Only😅Oh ok I'll remember that
@@Levi_The_One_The_Only i'm a TIRE
"So long g'bowser" *kills him with millions of paper cuts*
Edit: it's "so long king bowser" apparently
😎
@@Z-0-3-Y toy in Harry talk in the world
So long gay bowser that got me
Now Nintendo needs to make a MGR-style Paper Mario game.
@@jeferson4746 he didn't say "gay" He said g
To be fair… Bowser should’ve been prepared to have a water bucket , and a pair of Scissors, I mean paper shredder I mean water balloons I mean a protective suit, I mean-
Bowser got a papercut 🫢
*._.*
Ok
But like
*one fireball on Mario’s scalp and he’s gone*
unless this is paper mario one two and 3 which weren't literally paper (even though everyone in 3 looked at everything in 2D)
@@SpoonAtNoon but this is real fire vs paper unlik3 in paper mario as you can tell the fire is paperized to
@@SpoonAtNoon it was definitely there, just in a different way. For example, folding into a paper airplane, the intros, etc.
@@brolytriplethreat Well yes, they did make jokes about it, but it wasn't as bad
For instance, Mario wasn't LITERALLY paper. Paper Mario 2, he was folded, but that was it. In Paper Mario 3, he saw everything from 2D, but that was also it. They had a specific element to play off the Paper thing. Nowadays, the most powerful weapon in the Mario world are things like scissors, stickers makes someone SUPER powerful, colors are their blood, and fire burns them worst than what it already should.
@@SpoonAtNoon I feel like the idea was there, it is just done differently now.
Bowser literally tapes Kammy Koopa into the intro, the Goomba King's tower unfolds into a bridge, the stilt guys fall down and unfold their stilts. In TTYD the bosses pretty much go for a diorama look, I always felt like the world had that look as well. Not to mention Flurry blowing away fake walls(or even a fake plane of reality covering a pipe) or a bridge being created in flip book format.
What the modern games do is shove it down your throat and throw weird real world items into the world and won't freaking shut up about it(64 doesn't really overtly talk about it aside from the intro with the aforementioned "Bowser taping Kammy Koopa into the story so he can change it", which makes sense. To them, this is normal, so why should they constantly be talking like "Hey, did you know we're paper?" When that's essentially like someone in real life being like "Hey did you know we are flesh?"), but I feel there was always an element of "this is a magical paper Storybook world"
Don’t forget in Mario and Luigi paper jam, it’s canon that paper Mario can fly. So there’s also that.
He could fly in ttyd. And other paper mario games.
@@Chara_Dreemurr1 there’s a difference. I’ve played all Mario games but ttyd, when he usually flies, he’s just, blown away. In Mario and Luigi paper jam, he’s flapping his arms, in a clapping motion practically flying.
@@multiversegamer6587 so what you meant to say was, in that specific instance, he can propel himself
@@steventhepotionhoarder2107 Yeah, basically.
In thousand year door he can glide, he folds into a paper airplane. It’s not technically an ability he had originally but rather one he gains on the adventure.
“So long gay bowser”😂😂😂
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spring lock failure in super mario be like:
Being a two-dimensional entity paper Mario has never witnessed blood before and is now scarred for life
That's not how the 2nd dimension works. 2D blood exists. Plus, in Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door, there was originally blood and dead body tape around part of the house of the guy who robs you at the start of the game.
There was a gallows in the middle of Rogueport. The game opens up with Peach walking into town, and there’s just a full noose and gallow set up in the center of the screen, completely unobscured. TTYD went hard as hell for no reason
thousand year door says you're incorrect
by the way he doesnt even look scarred
rather curious about his abilities to make one bleed...
@@shtwick yeah definitely looks like how is your skin that thin and not scarred
The “SO LONG GAY BOWSER” line never gets old,even though Super Mario 64 was made in 1996.
So it’s quite literally old
It's so long king 'a bowser not bye bye homosexual demon turtle
@@jaytv25 no it’s so lon ga bowser
“Uhm, sorry, but according to my complex calculations, it’s actually “So long king Bowser.” Because uhm, Mario is Italian and his accent is different so it sounds like he is saying gay, but it’s actually king bowser 🤓🤓🤓
@@jaytv25 I heard gay bowser. Argue with your phone.
But one fire ball and he’s burnt to a crisp
That short thumbnail looks sus as heck 😂
That's one deep paper cut.
Talk about a deep cut if you ask me
@@Camphreneas *appears* big man is black *_vanishes_*
@@thatgayguy9365 don't forget that big man is *THIN*
@Anti-Dumbsville Archyetype Detector Neo-Communist that only worls on homophobic type heroes.
well that's a deep cut big man's going to be excited
Aftermath:
Mario put hand sanitizer on the paper cut. Bowser soon died due to the pain.
1K Edit: He also started sweating, making the pain worse.
I know bowser has kidnapped a princess peach A lot over the past few years but not even he deserved that
@@AxolotI_King Mario is the real monster
True
Actually both will die if bowser still had the cut, bowser will feel pain to death, and paper mario will die bc water collides paper, paper will be destroyed 🤓
@@Rorominecraft1018 "I won....but at what cost"
“So long Gay Bowser!”
The thumbnail is…. Interesting…
To be fair that paper cut went like 3 or so inches into bowsers arm. A paper cut that deep would be deadly.
By that point paper mario is infinitely thin, the sharpest knife in the world most likely
He must have been coated with superglue XD
I think he even stopped at the bone.
Paper Mario with hand sanitizer would be the most powerful being ever
Scratch that. Lemon juice
@@apalo0920 he's made of paper so i think salt is better
The people replying to this comment seem to want the world to burn by their own hands……
@@apalo0920 It's funny considering Paper Mario has used a literal lemon as an attack
@@apalo0920scratch all of that, pepper powder
Imagine bowser just claps his hands to stop paper mario from moving and just folds him like the paper he is
I love how we all draw paper Mario in the color splash artstyle
At least it wasn't the webbing of his fingers
MY FINGERS HURT JUST READING THAT
If it was: 9999999 DAMAGE
MAKE THE PAIN STOP
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT
As someone who had exactly that happen to them, I hate you for bringing that memory back up!
This is the comic of all times.
Agree
It’s paperin’ time
Fr
This is the joke of all time
And this is the comment of all time /j
The video:😊
The thumbail:💀
man the thumbnail did you dirty af
Bowser then proceeds to incinerate paper Mario with a single fire ball.
“You should have gone for the throat…”
No way that refrence isnt dead
@@pinkhayat841kinda is cause thanos says head
@@manicdrone923 regardless of the original line, from a medical perspective, getting a that deep a paper cut on your jugular would likely be at least slightly more effective than getting one on your head or lower arm.
Still going to bleed profusely likely causing death
@@terminalvelocityrunner2202 That is true
Bro got the biggest paper cut in the world💀
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@@AlexiaStefaniaPantaleru are you having a stroke ?
@@AlexiaStefaniaPantaleru blud lost braincells
@@snowypeacks1875no, he just got a paper cut of similar size and that was his reaction
He yell like aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I can’t unheard “SALONG GAY-BOWSER”
So Longa Bowser
Bro took "papercuts" to a whole different level
It’s fun and games until Doctor mario comes in with Alcohol to spray the cut
No that's a job for Dr amigo
Is it just me or did anyone else just have their soul leave their body
Good thinking i did not think of that lol😂
the ultimate battle :
a paper with a shape of a person
VS
water.
Paper Mario: the closet of mystery, a direct sequel to ttyd, final battle with WATER
Laminating the person pre fight
*”So long king bowser”* says Mario with the most demonic face one could give him
This is the ONLY recommended video that I’ll accept in my any other searches instead of a suggestive one. Fuck ‘em. Good job, man.👏👏👏
nvm
When you can *feel* the comic
"So long, Gay Bowser" 💀💀💀
Edit: Philosophical debate taking place in the reply section.
Edit: Philosophical debate turned political.
Edit: Someone pooped their pants.
Edit: Michael Jackson's spirit appeared.
If you did not know it’s so long king bowser but because of the voice it’s sounds like gay bowser
@@Nakamaplaysno, it's not "king bowser" it's "So long, a- Bowser!"
@@sanictehhotdog it’s actually “So long, kinga bowser” at least that’s what Nintendo
I always hear salami bowser XD
@@ThatOneChannel15463 🤣
When I looked at the thumbnail, I thought it was a butt pooping out blood.
**Squeezes a lemon**
You could actually do that in paper Mario, it was actually mandatory to squeeze a lemon in color splash to beat a boss
"So long gay bowser"
perfect ending achieved
FINISH HIM. slaps hand sanitizer on his cut 💀
Edit:Thanks for all da likes it the most i get before. But don’t stop here! 👀
OH LORD THATS EVIL
Edit : oh my this is my most amount of likes I get on a comment thank you people
Sanitizer, lemon juice, salt, you name it, that’s gonna hurt!
All the power hand sanitizer, lemon juice and salt with these three combined equals pain
Put sugar in the cut. It becomes infected and bowser will be forced to cut off his own arm to avoid dying from the infection.
PS; I don't think Bowser's the type of lizard that regenerates.
No no he’s already dead
“So long gay bowser”
Dont underestimate the power of paper cuts
“So long gay bowser” is all I hear and I’m DYING
Thank God I'm not the only that heard that
Ha, yep.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who heard that
Yes,hear that too
I’m not the only one that hurt that
Luckily Bowser breathes 🔥, which can be used to cauterize the wound.
Bowser dying from a gushing papercut is actually kinda funny.
And then the next line is just a cherry on top.
How it feels getting a paper cut
Bowser didn’t think twice about using scissors
Bowser didn’t see a scissor before you know.
What about his claws tho-
@@MyoG-rj7yphe could just burn the paper though right?
I mean paper mario folded a pair of giant scissors
Not even Bowser deserves this fate
Paper cut: exists
Paper mario: I have found my weapon
On the thumbnail I thought it was bloody diarrhea
Who needs scissors when you can have *_P A P E R_*
*Great, now it seems like I’m betraying team scissors in some other universe…*
Wow, great splatoon reference. Honestly, I don’t know if I should keep joining the team I know that’s going to legitimately win the splatfests.
That was a deep cut from mario
"So long gay Bowser!"
A PAPERCUT BETWEEN THE FINGERS IS THE WORST!!!
Bro the image of the video bro💀💀💀
I'm kinda terrified of paper mario, the turning 90 degree shenanigans in his games kinda implies that in a fight he can just go 2 dimensional. Mario could be running at you full speed and you'd never know
Wait shouldnt Bowser be able be able to take the damage since he has scales?
@@Thunderblock7889 A 2d object aka marios body is infinitely sharp and will split molecules of any part of bowser effortlessly
That's why I have two eyes. That sort of trick would never work on me!
Paper Mario is the definition of a living blade
“so long gay bowser“
Honestly a heavy-yet-paper-thin-yet-athletic-man would be horrifying to be hit by since they can basically stab you with the force of a punch strong enough to break bricks
Those paper cuts are deadly man
Although all bowser needs is to use fire or a scissor on paper Mario and the battle is instantly over
His blood is efficient too cause liquids destroy papers
Paper mario can just turn around and he will be invisible
oh god I just got flashbacks to the scissors boss fight from the origami king
Thing is, Paper Mario murdered a pair of scissors once
@@AwesomeGamer-om4hm so basically paper mario is one of the most powerful Nintendo characters ever
My FAVOURITE line:
*So long Gay Bowser*
"so long gay bowser" is underrated💀
I always hear it *"so long , gay bowser"* then bowser drops the soap-
Now I hear it 💀
😅
wow who could imagine that Bowser would have been defeated by a simple paper cut
Those things hurt, man.
The scary thing about a paper cut is they can cut into the second skin which Burns a lot and is the reason why you bleed so much
Simple things can sometimes be the most effective.
"simple paper cut"
@@Mikeinator_ simple yet deadly indeed
hhe got a paper cut
“So long, gay bowser!”
Cmon, why do you have to diss a dead man like that?
Paper Mario: *Casually walks through every single obstacle in the levels*
Hi green
Hi green
Hi green
Hi green
*crushes himself trying to cut through a solid block*
Bowser is now allergic to papers
"SO LONG GAE BOWSER" got me dying 💀
Don't forget the papercuts while you are fighting paper mario
Paper Mario is surprisingly terrifying.
NO HE IS NOT HE IS MY FAV
when the paper deceives you as your trying to write a sentence mid air.
Bro really took "Paper cuts" to the next level
Now that's what i call a CUT-scene!
**Rim shot** 😉
I love how you also added the Paper Mario and the Origami King theme to make even better
"So long gay bowse-" 😂
LOL I ACTUALLY HEARD SO LONG GAY BOWSER
it’s actually “So long-a Bowser!”
@@croassung3721 It's actually "So long, king Bowser" But Mario is an Italian and he can't understand English so that's why you think he says "gay"
Same
@@codrindumitrescu4440 I didn’t think he said gay i though said a
If he didn’t block it and paper Mario jumped on his head bowser would not be in anymore Mario games.
"Solo, gay Bowser"💀💀💀
So long gay bowser☠️
I was so close for WPS comic!
hsfhs😄😄😄😄
That's not a paper cut that's a paper slice
So we are not talking about the fact he's made of PAPER and he didn't get burnt 💀
You know out of all the fanart, as we approach the end of bowsette-tember , I don’t think I’ve ever seen any paper Bowsette fan art.
Lucky you.
Paper...bowsette?????
BOY THAT IS A DEEP PAPERCUT-
Ouch! That must’ve hurt..
So now I know a paper cut can nearly cut off your arm if you have arms as thick as Bowsers or the paper cut can cut off your arm if it’s skinny.
✂️:you think your strong huh?
will see about that...
Oh god that shot of his foot going in Bowser's arm is terrifying
“SO LONG GAY BROWSER💀”
I thought
The thumbnail was-
Before I did I smh idk😊
he may have papercuts but the moment he catches on fire he's done for
The "so long gay Bowser" was so nostalgic😭
Ahh, a paper cut will always beat a rock-hard shelled turtle.
So you're saying Mario is fine so long as no one shows up with a pair of oversized novelty scissors?
I cast Hand Sanitizer!
Bowser: pulls out scissors
“So long gay bowser” got me rollin on the floor
Edit: before you all “aCtUaLlY ☝️🤓” me, I KNOW ITS SO LONG KING BOWSER
Edit2: idrk what they say at this point, but yeah :)
It's "So long-a bowser" also I love the pfp
@@theidkYTIk and Ty :)
He said "so long king bowser"
@@Lee-zq4sg I know 🙃
It's really gay Bowser, They just changed Bowser's name.
Bowser needs to invest in a water level for his castle
8-4 anyone
world 8-4 literally has a water area
@@mistorbear cool
16:54 You could just… turn off motion controls?? Nah but in all seriousness, great video! Very well made and thought out!
"Mario cuts normal bowser"
Mario: so long gay bowser!
so long gay bowser got me rolling on the floor nah I'm dying