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- Published on Mar 14, 2026
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they finally found an antagonist
"and there he is, the antagonist"
@kennedy_girl8191just wanted to add a big word😭😭😭
The guy they met is so weird I actually can't believe he's a real person 😭
IM CRINE HE WAS SO ODD
average burntpeanut fan
twitter as a person
@PetorGriffen7815 LMFAOO real
45:17 Martin actually looking to his right 😭
the gifs used for hamzah that was substituting for his frozen camera 😭😭
This killed me lmao
LMFAOOOOOO
The constant gifs while that evil mastermind was tearing them to shreds had me crine
25:07 the way it was timed so well too 💀
rare unlikable character unlocked
Actual redditor
@ptitemuslim another one unlocked
type of dude to say women arent funny meanwhile he just nonstop curses and says gross shit acting like he's the king of comedy and not someone who's just super uncomfortable to be around lmaoo
@ptitemuslimhaha I dislike😂😊
he was highkey funny .. swear none of yall got humor
25:15 how tf do they always find the craziest ppl 😭
that guy was so mean for no reason :(
Actually Todd Packer irl
@abcxyz1234-S2EOMG yes!!! He even sounds like him
@Julig-x4wthe moment he said nerds and your mom stuff i knew that was todd packer, crazy that people talk and behave like that unironically 😭😭
Only they would find evil jack black in this weird game
IM SYING AT EVIL JACK BLACK HE ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE HIM
They were JUST talking about jack black in the pod lmaooo
I wish i was high on potnuse
I’m crying
Jack black IS evil boi
eve with her generative ai cartoon profile picture and bros shitty ass redditor humor… there is a lid for every pot fr
yall dont realize how normie she is. shes the lid for EVERY pot. yall are the weirdos
@deeeeeeeeeeeeee ....how are they weird for pointing out how lame these people are? You just restated the same sentiment by calling her shallow/basic lmfao
@-VoDkAsVengeance- i shouldve said were the weird ones, not bc theyre being mysognistic but bc were chronically online tiktok users who like to watch slushy noobz
@deeeeeeeeeeeeeeEve was laughing at misogynistic jokes. You’re not even using (or spelling) that word correctly here. I said she has an AI cartoon profile pic. Please let me know how that is misogyny. (Hint: it’s not). Have a good one! ❤
@Girthbrooks1234 reducing a woman to a 30 minute online interaction and objectifying her by saying shes unlikable or unattractive isnt misogynistic ?
look at my janitors dawg… NOTHING is getting cleaned.
Hamzah being protective for Martin because of that random dude 🥹🥹
Martin being immune to jumpscare because hes confused is so funny😭😭😭
god I miss when the fans stopped crying every 2 comments its annoying asf
@DrHimingtonit’s a laughing emoji twin
@kimnamjoon1384 its not tho if you look up "sad" when looking up emojis it comes up, it doesnt come up when you put laughing
@DrHimingtonna man you can’t be real
@DrHimingtonbro which year are u living in???? Its 2026 and u still dont understand that emoji??? Bfr
why did they stay with that guy for so long 😭 but also when hamzah was standing up to them n they were using gifs since his camera froze HAHA
That guy sounds drunk as fuck lmao
Exactly what I said loll
thats what i was thinking too. he was slurring a lot.
That dudes actually pissing me off what is this anger that I am feeling
LITERALLY 😭😭✌️
he talks like a 12 year old that just discovered being edgy
@madiegliterally like omg. and his friend isnt checking him
i literally could barely watch 😭 he’s soooo annoying
I’m dying
23:37 they always strike gold with random people joining their servers
24:32 frozen hamzah put him in his place
w hamzah for being straight up with that guy
He clocked it!! very mature
they always defend eachother sers they are true bestfriends
25:30 Martin who is this guy why is he mean😭
IM CRINE HES SO MEAN “YOU GUYS ARE NERDS. ARE YOU LISTENING?” SON😭😭😭
@ThismightbeCJthis reply is so tiktok
eve laughing at his unfunny jokes☠️☠️☠️☠️ to each their own ig
He was pretty funny ngl
@ptitemuslimpull his pants up when ur done
@ptitemuslim6th grade humor brotato
@saiak3331😭😭😭 this is not that serious
@ptitemuslimhe was pretty weird tho
i just realised martin's camera is framed like a passport photo
MARTIN WHO IS THIS GUY 😭😭😭😭 WHY IS HE MEAN 😭😭😭😭
LMAOOO
get this millennial reddit couple out of
boys 35 talking about some your mum bs😭😭😭
“Can I invite one more?”
Proceeds to invite the most insufferable person ever.
Bro im dying at Hamzah getting relentlessly jumpscared by the same thing😭
i like that we still get to see frozen hamzah
insane upload schedule this week
and im so so happy for it
preparing for when they go on break 💔
@whoww1821no stop❤
@whoww1821please god no
@whoww1821 please say sike
The guy that pulled up is literally like todd packer
LMFAOOO
This is such a good comparison 😭😭 idk how that dude is real omgg
@Z@ZombieDudeLuke22literally😭😭😭
BYEEEEEEE
LMAOOO
The dude has me geeked 😭 why he so angry
do they not realise the game can hear them
Fr???
no they suck at every game they play
I was boutta say yo
@EnderPearl2014heyy they did great on episode
when they’re trying to kill the other players and you can hear martin through hamzahs vc 😭
greg heffley wrote the info board
i’m crying
30:15 that one bum uncle at the reunion that’s hitting on his niece and sleeping in your bed
bro what kinda uncles you have lmao
You sound like you have a chaotic family dynamic
@hotwireyouth4544I am the uncle 😇
I’m in my luteal phase I needed this
me too twin
Girl we twinniiiingggg
were synced uppp 🤞
twinnn
same
this was lowkey hard to watch, it felt too real at times😭 that dude pissed me off like I was there
Movonny is fucking insane who is this guy 😭
corbin bluh
25:50 martin clocked that LMAO
It’s the bedhead and grease slicked hair duo yet again ❤️
8:32 the way martin always pouts after getting jumpscared 😭😭
I saw one comment in the last video that one will always look disheveled and the other looks ready to take the world but never one at the same time and now i cant unsee it...
which is which i cant tell
today hamzah looks good en martin looks like he just woke up
"I might just commit sudoku"
underrated moment
what does that meannn
my bf said that before
@Veronika-fy9qcseppuku is a form of suicide in Japanese and ppl say sudoku as a light play on that
i need them to play scary shawarma kiosk but i know they only play games from 15 years ago that no one asked for so it probably won’t happen 💔
is it 2 player? i’ve never seen two people play at once
dat game sucks
@ilu@iluvme555 yes u can play 2 player
i support this message
I’ve been saying this for a month now smh
I’m genuinely not even that pissed off about that f ahh man but the fact that that woman is for some reason hanging out with him and laughs at that mfs jokes that are not even funny
Fell angry for both ngl
bro real their ragebait worked on me
no self respect
Ik exactly what kind of person she is. All I’m gonna say is I hope their trailer park wedding is lit asf and god bless that poor woman and their future kids. She loves that man, unfortunately
You aren’t mad at the homophobic asshole but you are mad at the woman???? You should be mad at both queen he is WORSE!
why does that dude sound exactly like jack black this is too funny
Evil Jack Black
The hamzah gifs we’re making me cry laughing that’s the best way to fix the webcam freezing issue
The guy who joined their lobby is literally a Tim Robinson character
25:15 the GIFS OF HAMZAH AS HE GOES OFF 😂
40:07 i’m actually crying why does it just keep jumpscaring him
His voice sensitivity is really high so the creatures keep finding and attacking him cause he’s loud asf
FINALLY THEY'RE PLAYING GHOST JANITORS THE GAME EVERYONE HAS BEEN ASKING FOR!!! IM SO EXCITED!!!
holy hamzah mogging
Frrrrr hamzah’s hair looks great🔥🔥🔥
Holy hair
@Synth90t Computer activate commenter restricted access to commenting program
@Synth@Synth90tmputer activate commenter understanding program, make this guy coherent Program
@Synth90tcomputer make this guy shit his pants
i know people don’t like when they play random games but i love
it it’s so fun
41:23 Aw martins dog in the background when he screamed
Literally thought I was the only one who saw that too!
"smack me bro, smack it, smack it" thought i had another tab open
19:30 got so scared he age regressed ..
25:27 WTF what is this guys problem omg
he was so mean and weird idk what was provoking him to be so hateful 😭😭
28:26 annoying as hell bro. he NEEDS to be dealt with
Hamzah talks like he let autocorrect pick his next words
watching slushynoobz has become an addiction. Ive started telling my friends about you and i feel like im convincinhg people to join a cult
why is no one talking abt how hamzah’s hair looks so good
hamzah getting scared 3 times in a row is frying me
30:07 why is eve laughing bro stand the fuck up
curly hair Hamzah we are so back
holy parasocial did you miss it
@but.i.like.dat.johndoeholy shit you guys call everything parasocial. noticing someone’s curls coming back is not parasocial.
@but.i.like.dat.johndoeyou're under every comment complimenting them, get a life
@itsmemelonlordlmao guy is territorial over his parasocial relationships 😅
hamzah looks like he’s just awoken
he looks so good
@dem2099literallyyy
awoken from heaven
39:04 39:43 40:03 IM GENUINELY CRYING. I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD, POOR BABY HAM
I was looking for a comment talking about this i was actually laughing so hard
@aestheticallyelise3779 GHAAA
Baby?
Hi my nam ham
@lem8540mar in
29:40 "i love you, I've always loved you"
Hamzah absolutely has carbon monoxide poisoning
@deborahpablo786I can’t explain any further really it’s pretty self explanatory
genuinely feel emotionally exhausted listening to him talk and he's not lonely enough at all
I JUST finished eating bro 😭
Time for round 2!
Same, I had a jaffacake flapjack ):
dawg why are you even crying??? chill out theres no need to cry lmao
@DrHimington holy unc
The effect Jack Black has on redditors needs to be studied 😭😭😭
5:27 oh no honey that's not gonna work for me
24:33 Hamzah said this so eloquently
Esdeekid and epstein reference in the same sentence is crazy
45:35 not the whimpering and hamzah straight faced reaction lmaoo
high school bully core crying
bro the jump scare ourside scared me so bad i literally threw my new fucking caseless phone
im putting it down for the rest
10:36 I'm crying one reference after another and those are the ones they choose
That one friend that always has a different job every week
the way hamzah just gets continually scared like three times in one minute humors me
0:59 ghost janders 🤠
Marn really carried with the facial expressions when ham froze
4:28 goofy laugh
2:30 GIMMIE FUCKEN CHEESEBURGER
Thank god i almost did my 20 missing assignments
Are you like an actual human being?? Like what is with this npc ass comment pls just be original stop commenting this bs I see it on every single one of their videos. Be a normal human stop leaving these cringe comments
@camnoble1775oh.my.god.
@camnoble1775dang u mad ash😂
@camnoble1775wow touched a nerve, no i literally have 20 missing assignments
actual human beings DONT have missing assignments 😠 npc npc!!
martin saying he’s immune to jump scares then proceeding to squeal is perfect 🙏
Martin frantically trying to kick him for 2 minutes is killing me
25:37 who is this evil demon bro
first evil character in the slushyverse 💔
0:55 who in da hell put the milk in tha freezer? 😂
10:18 “you look like you run track”😭😭
12:42 i love how hamzah says "like what" when hes acting cringe
I just ghost splooged everywhere
13:54 DSMP TUBBO REFERENCE😭😭
havent heard that name in years
21:33 they still think jack stauber is bill wurtz 💔
Such an abrasive personality...😭 he needs to work on his vocabulary as well cus what
19:40 hamzahs body laying on the ground like Peter griffin
Hamzah dying IMMEDIATELY 😭😭
martin is the master subtle manipulator and i can’t explain it
okay im just finishingthis video WHY DID YALL PLAY WITH THEM😭
Payton king and slushy noobz posting at the same time,I'm sat.
Literally!!!
fellow booger
My two favorite channels to laugh too❤❤❤
literally what I told my sister
been waiting on the mortuary vid✌️ hope slush plays it too
Martins scream in 56:54 has me dying 😭
Holy refresh pull
lmao
no fr
the fact that this is top comment is pmo
real
scary shawarma kiosk PLEASE