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  • @JuniorOkay
    @JuniorOkay Month ago +4336

    they finally found an antagonist

    • @kennedy_girl8191
      @kennedy_girl8191 Month ago +219

      "and there he is, the antagonist"

    • @hadiqahaq8951
      @hadiqahaq8951 26 days ago

      ​@kennedy_girl8191just wanted to add a big word😭😭😭

  • @zombielolzz
    @zombielolzz Month ago +2568

    The guy they met is so weird I actually can't believe he's a real person 😭

  • @procrastinat1on
    @procrastinat1on Month ago +3604

    the gifs used for hamzah that was substituting for his frozen camera 😭😭

  • @iluvbananamatcha
    @iluvbananamatcha Month ago +6165

    rare unlikable character unlocked

    • @Itsoverp
      @Itsoverp Month ago +333

      Actual redditor

    • @ratlana3156
      @ratlana3156 Month ago +7

      @ptitemuslim another one unlocked

    • @lilhippiefishy
      @lilhippiefishy Month ago +487

      type of dude to say women arent funny meanwhile he just nonstop curses and says gross shit acting like he's the king of comedy and not someone who's just super uncomfortable to be around lmaoo

    • @dannyboy7170
      @dannyboy7170 Month ago +1

      @ptitemuslimhaha I dislike😂😊

    • @deliajsf
      @deliajsf Month ago +42

      he was highkey funny .. swear none of yall got humor

  • @professornyanya
    @professornyanya Month ago +3396

    25:15 how tf do they always find the craziest ppl 😭

    • @poopypee1
      @poopypee1 Month ago

      that guy was so mean for no reason :(

    • @abcxyz1234-S2E
      @abcxyz1234-S2E Month ago +18

      Actually Todd Packer irl

    • @Julig-x4w
      @Julig-x4w Month ago +1

      @abcxyz1234-S2EOMG yes!!! He even sounds like him

    • @abcxyz1234-S2E
      @abcxyz1234-S2E Month ago +1

      @Julig-x4wthe moment he said nerds and your mom stuff i knew that was todd packer, crazy that people talk and behave like that unironically 😭😭

  • @w0cky_slush6
    @w0cky_slush6 Month ago +4344

    Only they would find evil jack black in this weird game

  • @Girthbrooks1234
    @Girthbrooks1234 Month ago +2327

    eve with her generative ai cartoon profile picture and bros shitty ass redditor humor… there is a lid for every pot fr

    • @deeeeeeeeeeeeee
      @deeeeeeeeeeeeee 28 days ago +2

      yall dont realize how normie she is. shes the lid for EVERY pot. yall are the weirdos

    • @-VoDkAsVengeance-
      @-VoDkAsVengeance- 27 days ago +47

      ​@deeeeeeeeeeeeee ....how are they weird for pointing out how lame these people are? You just restated the same sentiment by calling her shallow/basic lmfao

    • @deeeeeeeeeeeeee
      @deeeeeeeeeeeeee 27 days ago

      @-VoDkAsVengeance- i shouldve said were the weird ones, not bc theyre being mysognistic but bc were chronically online tiktok users who like to watch slushy noobz

    • @Girthbrooks1234
      @Girthbrooks1234 27 days ago +24

      @deeeeeeeeeeeeeeEve was laughing at misogynistic jokes. You’re not even using (or spelling) that word correctly here. I said she has an AI cartoon profile pic. Please let me know how that is misogyny. (Hint: it’s not). Have a good one! ❤

    • @deeeeeeeeeeeeee
      @deeeeeeeeeeeeee 27 days ago

      ​@Girthbrooks1234 reducing a woman to a 30 minute online interaction and objectifying her by saying shes unlikable or unattractive isnt misogynistic ?

  • @blythtism
    @blythtism Month ago +865

    look at my janitors dawg… NOTHING is getting cleaned.

  • @janelle5778
    @janelle5778 Month ago +864

    Hamzah being protective for Martin because of that random dude 🥹🥹

  • @Rugved29
    @Rugved29 Month ago +2154

    Martin being immune to jumpscare because hes confused is so funny😭😭😭

    • @DrHimington
      @DrHimington Month ago +4

      god I miss when the fans stopped crying every 2 comments its annoying asf

    • @kimnamjoon1384
      @kimnamjoon1384 Month ago +108

      @DrHimingtonit’s a laughing emoji twin

    • @DrHimington
      @DrHimington Month ago +1

      @kimnamjoon1384 its not tho if you look up "sad" when looking up emojis it comes up, it doesnt come up when you put laughing

    • @beyza-uq2ie
      @beyza-uq2ie Month ago +87

      @DrHimingtonna man you can’t be real

    • @NoOne-cp2yh
      @NoOne-cp2yh Month ago +46

      ​@DrHimingtonbro which year are u living in???? Its 2026 and u still dont understand that emoji??? Bfr

  • @ashash8276
    @ashash8276 Month ago +2583

    why did they stay with that guy for so long 😭 but also when hamzah was standing up to them n they were using gifs since his camera froze HAHA

  • @Ryesauce
    @Ryesauce Month ago +736

    That guy sounds drunk as fuck lmao

  • @CutieTootie-ig8zz
    @CutieTootie-ig8zz Month ago +2377

    That dudes actually pissing me off what is this anger that I am feeling

    • @meow69meow693
      @meow69meow693 Month ago +30

      LITERALLY 😭😭✌️

    • @madieg
      @madieg Month ago +446

      he talks like a 12 year old that just discovered being edgy

    • @mscutie-patootie
      @mscutie-patootie Month ago +147

      @madiegliterally like omg. and his friend isnt checking him

    • @backwoodbarbi3
      @backwoodbarbi3 Month ago +131

      i literally could barely watch 😭 he’s soooo annoying

    • @emmaselectric
      @emmaselectric Month ago +6

      I’m dying

  • @moonlitswimmingpoolz
    @moonlitswimmingpoolz Month ago +2124

    23:37 they always strike gold with random people joining their servers

  • @yasmin_yazoo333
    @yasmin_yazoo333 Month ago +790

    24:32 frozen hamzah put him in his place

  • @sierraz2787
    @sierraz2787 Month ago +984

    w hamzah for being straight up with that guy

    • @Kukurom
      @Kukurom Month ago +47

      He clocked it!! very mature

    • @iamdivinelyloved
      @iamdivinelyloved 27 days ago +15

      they always defend eachother sers they are true bestfriends

  • @kiannamcmullen9100
    @kiannamcmullen9100 Month ago +2878

    25:30 Martin who is this guy why is he mean😭

    • @ThismightbeCJ
      @ThismightbeCJ Month ago +52

      IM CRINE HES SO MEAN “YOU GUYS ARE NERDS. ARE YOU LISTENING?” SON😭😭😭

    • @kwangyagal
      @kwangyagal Month ago +30

      @ThismightbeCJthis reply is so tiktok

  • @swag-e4y
    @swag-e4y Month ago +1475

    eve laughing at his unfunny jokes☠️☠️☠️☠️ to each their own ig

  • @jejop7
    @jejop7 Month ago +624

    i just realised martin's camera is framed like a passport photo

  • @pandarandaa
    @pandarandaa Month ago +607

    MARTIN WHO IS THIS GUY 😭😭😭😭 WHY IS HE MEAN 😭😭😭😭

  • @chappytracher
    @chappytracher Month ago +1417

    get this millennial reddit couple out of

    • @chappytracher
      @chappytracher Month ago +122

      boys 35 talking about some your mum bs😭😭😭

  • @glxstenZ
    @glxstenZ 25 days ago +25

    “Can I invite one more?”
    Proceeds to invite the most insufferable person ever.

  • @OriBrant
    @OriBrant Month ago +240

    Bro im dying at Hamzah getting relentlessly jumpscared by the same thing😭

  • @fayrdoll
    @fayrdoll Month ago +502

    i like that we still get to see frozen hamzah

  • @pm0719
    @pm0719 Month ago +2805

    insane upload schedule this week

  • @I6U2l7
    @I6U2l7 Month ago +946

    The guy that pulled up is literally like todd packer

  • @pinkluvr421
    @pinkluvr421 Month ago +304

    The dude has me geeked 😭 why he so angry

  • @Lily-ep1yy
    @Lily-ep1yy Month ago +822

    do they not realise the game can hear them

  • @voidalison
    @voidalison Month ago +257

    greg heffley wrote the info board

  • @betweenmylines
    @betweenmylines Month ago +198

    30:15 that one bum uncle at the reunion that’s hitting on his niece and sleeping in your bed

    • @dem2099
      @dem2099 Month ago +1

      bro what kinda uncles you have lmao

    • @hotwireyouth4544
      @hotwireyouth4544 Month ago +10

      You sound like you have a chaotic family dynamic

    • @betweenmylines
      @betweenmylines Month ago

      @hotwireyouth4544I am the uncle 😇

  • @fart8374
    @fart8374 Month ago +755

    I’m in my luteal phase I needed this

  • @yamamapotatosalad
    @yamamapotatosalad Month ago +125

    this was lowkey hard to watch, it felt too real at times😭 that dude pissed me off like I was there

  • @felsics9441
    @felsics9441 Month ago +189

    Movonny is fucking insane who is this guy 😭

  • @trinotron
    @trinotron Month ago +187

    corbin bluh

  • @aliyahsmainn
    @aliyahsmainn Month ago +121

    25:50 martin clocked that LMAO

  • @Defonotava
    @Defonotava Month ago +291

    It’s the bedhead and grease slicked hair duo yet again ❤️

  • @shwoorp
    @shwoorp Month ago +154

    8:32 the way martin always pouts after getting jumpscared 😭😭

  • @luisalijdens507
    @luisalijdens507 Month ago +176

    I saw one comment in the last video that one will always look disheveled and the other looks ready to take the world but never one at the same time and now i cant unsee it...

    • @slushyoilers
      @slushyoilers Month ago +9

      which is which i cant tell

    • @pink-y4c
      @pink-y4c Month ago +8

      today hamzah looks good en martin looks like he just woke up

  • @Ingrid-mo7zt
    @Ingrid-mo7zt Month ago +256

    "I might just commit sudoku"

    • @aleeuha
      @aleeuha Month ago +1

      underrated moment

    • @Veronika-fy9qc
      @Veronika-fy9qc Month ago

      what does that meannn

    • @itzerinn2489
      @itzerinn2489 Month ago

      my bf said that before

    • @visualizedheaven
      @visualizedheaven 28 days ago +2

      @Veronika-fy9qcseppuku is a form of suicide in Japanese and ppl say sudoku as a light play on that

  • @ishouldgotosleeep
    @ishouldgotosleeep Month ago +603

    i need them to play scary shawarma kiosk but i know they only play games from 15 years ago that no one asked for so it probably won’t happen 💔

    • @iluvme555
      @iluvme555 Month ago +6

      is it 2 player? i’ve never seen two people play at once

    • @yestodayjoy6965
      @yestodayjoy6965 Month ago +35

      dat game sucks

    • @slushyoilers
      @slushyoilers Month ago +15

      @ilu@iluvme555 yes u can play 2 player

    • @auroc5587
      @auroc5587 Month ago +7

      i support this message

    • @Alice-ql4vh
      @Alice-ql4vh Month ago +1

      I’ve been saying this for a month now smh

  • @taliafka
    @taliafka Month ago +235

    I’m genuinely not even that pissed off about that f ahh man but the fact that that woman is for some reason hanging out with him and laughs at that mfs jokes that are not even funny

    • @lani7668
      @lani7668 Month ago +25

      Fell angry for both ngl

    • @aleeuha
      @aleeuha Month ago +17

      bro real their ragebait worked on me

    • @unosunoo
      @unosunoo Month ago +3

      no self respect

    • @lem8540
      @lem8540 24 days ago

      Ik exactly what kind of person she is. All I’m gonna say is I hope their trailer park wedding is lit asf and god bless that poor woman and their future kids. She loves that man, unfortunately🫩

    • @kellygirvan9454
      @kellygirvan9454 18 days ago

      You aren’t mad at the homophobic asshole but you are mad at the woman???? You should be mad at both queen he is WORSE!

  • @rumham315
    @rumham315 Month ago +194

    why does that dude sound exactly like jack black this is too funny

  • @rankus
    @rankus Month ago +79

    The hamzah gifs we’re making me cry laughing that’s the best way to fix the webcam freezing issue

  • @dexciop7748
    @dexciop7748 Month ago +90

    The guy who joined their lobby is literally a Tim Robinson character

  • @jodonaldson3943
    @jodonaldson3943 Month ago +226

    25:15 the GIFS OF HAMZAH AS HE GOES OFF 😂

  • @1738ay
    @1738ay Month ago +83

    40:07 i’m actually crying why does it just keep jumpscaring him

    • @biancastrader1873
      @biancastrader1873 Month ago +15

      His voice sensitivity is really high so the creatures keep finding and attacking him cause he’s loud asf

  • @haseulism
    @haseulism Month ago +109

    FINALLY THEY'RE PLAYING GHOST JANITORS THE GAME EVERYONE HAS BEEN ASKING FOR!!! IM SO EXCITED!!!

  • @whosv4l
    @whosv4l Month ago +444

    holy hamzah mogging

    • @EMERCISTARLING
      @EMERCISTARLING Month ago +36

      Frrrrr hamzah’s hair looks great🔥🔥🔥

    • @ojraa
      @ojraa Month ago +14

      Holy hair

    • @cowboymice
      @cowboymice Month ago +12

      @Synth90t Computer activate commenter restricted access to commenting program

    • @cowboymice
      @cowboymice Month ago +3

      @Synth@Synth90tmputer activate commenter understanding program, make this guy coherent Program

    • @1738ay
      @1738ay Month ago

      @Synth90tcomputer make this guy shit his pants

  • @madisonlosagio
    @madisonlosagio 20 days ago +6

    i know people don’t like when they play random games but i love
    it it’s so fun

  • @haleythalia
    @haleythalia Month ago +88

    41:23 Aw martins dog in the background when he screamed

    • @swaggysara8189
      @swaggysara8189 Month ago +2

      Literally thought I was the only one who saw that too!

  • @orchid9790
    @orchid9790 Month ago +115

    "smack me bro, smack it, smack it" thought i had another tab open

  • @moncchhichi
    @moncchhichi Month ago +160

    19:30 got so scared he age regressed ..

  • @st4rrysk1es
    @st4rrysk1es Month ago +329

    25:27 WTF what is this guys problem omg

    • @poopypee1
      @poopypee1 Month ago

      he was so mean and weird idk what was provoking him to be so hateful 😭😭

  • @kii.325
    @kii.325 Month ago +75

    28:26 annoying as hell bro. he NEEDS to be dealt with

  • @zidecker-hogan9362
    @zidecker-hogan9362 Month ago +10

    Hamzah talks like he let autocorrect pick his next words

  • @gsbwiskers2975
    @gsbwiskers2975 Month ago +86

    watching slushynoobz has become an addiction. Ive started telling my friends about you and i feel like im convincinhg people to join a cult

  • @8iluvfrankocean
    @8iluvfrankocean Month ago +33

    why is no one talking abt how hamzah’s hair looks so good

  • @immy_hearts
    @immy_hearts Month ago +47

    hamzah getting scared 3 times in a row is frying me

  • @heeseungleez
    @heeseungleez Month ago +34

    30:07 why is eve laughing bro stand the fuck up

  • @ilovebeandoe
    @ilovebeandoe Month ago +188

    curly hair Hamzah we are so back

    • @but.i.like.dat.johndoe
      @but.i.like.dat.johndoe Month ago

      holy parasocial did you miss it

    • @v3748
      @v3748 Month ago +34

      @but.i.like.dat.johndoeholy shit you guys call everything parasocial. noticing someone’s curls coming back is not parasocial.

    • @itsmemelonlord
      @itsmemelonlord Month ago +11

      ​​@but.i.like.dat.johndoeyou're under every comment complimenting them, get a life

    • @hotwireyouth4544
      @hotwireyouth4544 Month ago +2

      @itsmemelonlordlmao guy is territorial over his parasocial relationships 😅

  • @bananasummer.slushy
    @bananasummer.slushy Month ago +185

    hamzah looks like he’s just awoken

  • @lillianraewilliamss
    @lillianraewilliamss Month ago +173

    39:04 39:43 40:03 IM GENUINELY CRYING. I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD, POOR BABY HAM

  • @McBaller96
    @McBaller96 Month ago +82

    29:40 "i love you, I've always loved you"

  • @lennonmahoney7302
    @lennonmahoney7302 Month ago +92

    Hamzah absolutely has carbon monoxide poisoning

    • @lennonmahoney7302
      @lennonmahoney7302 Month ago

      @deborahpablo786I can’t explain any further really it’s pretty self explanatory

  • @sentientkarma777
    @sentientkarma777 27 days ago +7

    genuinely feel emotionally exhausted listening to him talk and he's not lonely enough at all

  • @RiversLost
    @RiversLost Month ago +339

    I JUST finished eating bro 😭

  • @pódia-1
    @pódia-1 Month ago +25

    The effect Jack Black has on redditors needs to be studied 😭😭😭

  • @moncchhichi
    @moncchhichi Month ago +52

    5:27 oh no honey that's not gonna work for me

  • @lauranden
    @lauranden Month ago +26

    24:33 Hamzah said this so eloquently

  • @deannawirth4457
    @deannawirth4457 Month ago +35

    Esdeekid and epstein reference in the same sentence is crazy

  • @zennyrawr
    @zennyrawr Month ago +29

    45:35 not the whimpering and hamzah straight faced reaction lmaoo

  • @LyraHouston
    @LyraHouston Month ago +13

    high school bully core crying

  • @Melodramaticoptimist
    @Melodramaticoptimist Month ago +23

    bro the jump scare ourside scared me so bad i literally threw my new fucking caseless phone

  • @piwons_peace
    @piwons_peace Month ago +23

    10:36 I'm crying one reference after another and those are the ones they choose

  • @killuyasss6047
    @killuyasss6047 Month ago +32

    That one friend that always has a different job every week

  • @lillianraewilliamss
    @lillianraewilliamss Month ago +51

    the way hamzah just gets continually scared like three times in one minute humors me

  • @lillianraewilliamss
    @lillianraewilliamss Month ago +45

    0:59 ghost janders 🤠

  • @Daultimategamer2016
    @Daultimategamer2016 Month ago +10

    Marn really carried with the facial expressions when ham froze

  • @Lily-ep1yy
    @Lily-ep1yy Month ago +65

    4:28 goofy laugh

  • @HailToThe_Thief
    @HailToThe_Thief Month ago +68

    2:30 GIMMIE FUCKEN CHEESEBURGER

  • @paigec.5
    @paigec.5 Month ago +135

    Thank god i almost did my 20 missing assignments

    • @camnoble1775
      @camnoble1775 Month ago +5

      Are you like an actual human being?? Like what is with this npc ass comment pls just be original stop commenting this bs I see it on every single one of their videos. Be a normal human stop leaving these cringe comments

    • @alinagheorghe5563
      @alinagheorghe5563 Month ago

      ​@camnoble1775oh.my.god.

    • @AlienWatches
      @AlienWatches Month ago

      @camnoble1775dang u mad ash😂

    • @paigec.5
      @paigec.5 Month ago +5

      @camnoble1775wow touched a nerve, no i literally have 20 missing assignments

    • @MsMattyblover
      @MsMattyblover Month ago +4

      actual human beings DONT have missing assignments 😠 npc npc!!

  • @gabrielbarlow8151
    @gabrielbarlow8151 Month ago +7

    martin saying he’s immune to jump scares then proceeding to squeal is perfect 🙏

  • @Makenziesvlog
    @Makenziesvlog 26 days ago +3

    Martin frantically trying to kick him for 2 minutes is killing me

  • @leonkennedysluv
    @leonkennedysluv Month ago +27

    25:37 who is this evil demon bro

  • @seannnce
    @seannnce Month ago +6

    first evil character in the slushyverse 💔

  • @water.you.talkingabout
    @water.you.talkingabout 27 days ago +5

    0:55 who in da hell put the milk in tha freezer? 😂

  • @Crumbly_rat
    @Crumbly_rat Month ago +43

    10:18 “you look like you run track”😭😭

  • @st4rrysk1es
    @st4rrysk1es Month ago +28

    12:42 i love how hamzah says "like what" when hes acting cringe

  • @cluvsbils
    @cluvsbils Month ago +39

    I just ghost splooged everywhere

  • @zoyaullah6906
    @zoyaullah6906 Month ago +38

    13:54 DSMP TUBBO REFERENCE😭😭

    • @morchies
      @morchies Month ago +3

      havent heard that name in years

  • @iluvme555
    @iluvme555 Month ago +30

    21:33 they still think jack stauber is bill wurtz 💔

  • @kekt.f
    @kekt.f Month ago +10

    Such an abrasive personality...😭 he needs to work on his vocabulary as well cus what

  • @avmraii2053
    @avmraii2053 Month ago +45

    19:40 hamzahs body laying on the ground like Peter griffin

  • @user-vm4pp6zy7e
    @user-vm4pp6zy7e Month ago +31

    Hamzah dying IMMEDIATELY 😭😭

  • @goobrielle1
    @goobrielle1 Month ago +6

    martin is the master subtle manipulator and i can’t explain it

  • @s0bb3r
    @s0bb3r Month ago +6

    okay im just finishingthis video WHY DID YALL PLAY WITH THEM😭

  • @madisonsm0kez
    @madisonsm0kez Month ago +68

    Payton king and slushy noobz posting at the same time,I'm sat.

    • @harleybaker460
      @harleybaker460 Month ago +1

      Literally!!!

    • @Tvlobos
      @Tvlobos Month ago +1

      fellow booger

    • @EMERCISTARLING
      @EMERCISTARLING Month ago +4

      My two favorite channels to laugh too❤❤❤

    • @patsyprz
      @patsyprz Month ago

      literally what I told my sister

    • @swag-e4y
      @swag-e4y Month ago +1

      been waiting on the mortuary vid✌️ hope slush plays it too

  • @alessandraHernandez-l7r
    @alessandraHernandez-l7r 27 days ago +4

    Martins scream in 56:54 has me dying 😭

  • @ShoulderLevi
    @ShoulderLevi Month ago +554

    Holy refresh pull

  • @lilym2399
    @lilym2399 Month ago +27

    scary shawarma kiosk PLEASE