8:30. I'd be like "YES, OKAY, I'LL GO, just don't keep beating my ass with that Bible. Then she had the nerve to put her own spin on making someone fall out. She push you in your back instead of putting pressure on your forehead.
She was not going to beat me that Bible and push me to the floor. The best advice for her to fall and lay down, whoever told her to do that. But where is in Scripture we're they put your feet 🦶 on you during the ordination?
Yo, I looked away when he started singing and heard the keyboard do that run, I just thought it was normal, until I looked back and ppl rushing - so I rewinded back and fell out laughing 🤣🤣🤣
This is just what I needed after the day I had. Great is thy faithfulness.🙌😄 P.s. I see why that Baptist Church is independent. And why are we still doing Humpty Dumpty? And what in the assault and battery Ministry is going on?
“Nope..sing something else”. Lol. We’ve all wanted to say that to the over played/sung songs! Especially Baptist churches where they seem to only know “Just As I Am” and “Jesus is tenderly calling today” for an invitation song. No wonder people sing them monotone.
Exactly, but for the woman to allow that foolishness done to her. I would have blocked that second Bible hit and said ' never mind I'll get my license somewhere else, cause this ain't it' the things people tolerate for a title or a tag, SMH🤔🙄
Listennnn that long as I got king Jesus by Vikie Winans is the jam though!!! I love the part when she says "mothawhenyamothalessuh" hahahahahaaa! that King Jesus part is when she breaks it DOWN. LOL
Them girls at 1:45 need to join a ministry where the church mothers have accurate visions and will see them acting a fool on Saturday so they can pull them aside Sunday morning before they make it anywhere near the pulpit 😆😆😆
I liked the two girls coming out of the club bc they were proving the existence of faith. Only faith kept the young lady in white from showing us Christmas while they were singing.
8:04 pastor: i need food me: yes lord pastor: i need water me: oh yes you do pastor: and i need some seeeex Me: Wait wait wait! Hold up! Oh No you don't you don't need that XD
The drummer at 3:20...the speaker at 3:30...the preacher at 4:20...the preacher at 5:08...this vid right here has a LOT in it. #goodjob The "supposed" ordination service is a bit sadistic.
That at the name of Jesus every knee shall bow, of things in heaven, and things in the earth, and things under the earth; And that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.
No this is just all wrong. With the guy saying hell. Guy commenting about how she needs to sing another song. All of this is not right but some of these people don’t know better. We gotta find and pray for GOD to lead us to true churches where he’s actually welcome and present in the place.
I'm sorry but her hitting her with a Bible and pushing her and stepping on her was out of order. It felt like she was hating on her in a undercover way. She was in self doing to much. Church is a mess now.
Wow! Some of these videos are unbelievable and outrageous. A preacher admits to the congregation that he would rather watch porn, trying to give an explanation and asking them to co-sign it?!! Yikes!! 😳 😵💫😟 “Oh my gosh!”
Jamal Bryant wants his money back!!! 😅 What was your favorite clip?
The one where the lady fell at 7:50 LMBO
8:30. I'd be like "YES, OKAY, I'LL GO, just don't keep beating my ass with that Bible. Then she had the nerve to put her own spin on making someone fall out. She push you in your back instead of putting pressure on your forehead.
She was not going to beat me that Bible and push me to the floor. The best advice for her to fall and lay down, whoever told her to do that. But where is in Scripture we're they put your feet 🦶 on you during the ordination?
2:40.....LOL!!!!! He kept singing great is Thy faithfulness after the guy fell! Funny!!!
All of Dem🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My favorite one was the person skipped all them stairs then the pastor said God bless the family lol🤣
Yes!! I mean he took a HUGE step downward! Bless him Jesus!! And then the Pastor: "Alright..."
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 skipped all them steps
These preachers cussing in the pulpit is something else.
Right!!!
@@2tamz603 lmbo
What the fool is going on.
Pastor: "am I getting there yet??"
EVERYBODY: NO!!!
Lord help your people
Those aren't his people
Oh lawd 🤣😂
@@electrolettuce5624 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dang, poor lady at the end got jumped 😂 That pastor is crazy as hell lol
She the reason Paul said women need to be quiet in the church 😆😆😆
😩😩😂😂😂
I have to agree and I’m a woman.
@@lulu32lulu23 that's one time I'd have to back off from her spirit. That was too extreme.
@@gladyssellers7647 Exactly. I was always taught to not let everyone lay hands on you. Spirits transfer and that lady had some issues. No ma'am.
Bruuuuhhhh 😩 I watched @ 2:39 like 10 times in a row before I continued the video 😂 How did he even fall??? 😂 There was NOTHING in front of him lol
I nearly spit out my granola when the pastor talked about tying a boat to his dingy🤣🤣🤣🤣
lmbooo
“I was preaching to some bad ass teenagers, which I loved.” That’s his truth, though 😂
@Rachel Johnson Tell him that though.
A lot of this is just a mess. God is not pleased. 🤦🏿♀️
💯
Trust me honey, they do not care. This is the ‘church’ they’ve created in their ridiculous image
People who can't sing and still sing solos are the most confident people you'll ever meet lol
4:52 The pastor that said Muslim women have to wear bee keeper outfits in 130 degree weather is ignorant. 🤣
He ain't lying
He had a point though.
These preachers are something!
God is never mocked
Wow the things that happen in church. I don’t know how I made it. Praise Jesus😂👋👋
Many churches are not like this. These videos aren’t funny to me. Making a mockery of church.
That clip of them beating that lady was absolutely rediculous people are making a mockery of the church
oh my goodness yes.
Yoooooo, they really singin Humpty Dumpty LOOOOOL
Wow they really sang humpty dumpty hahaha
And I bet folks were singing along and 🙌🏽
Man this is one of the funniest videos I've seen. 😂😂, that was abuse on the last video help us Jesus
the bass player falling while the guy sings "great is thy faithfulness"...all are cringe worthy 😳 😬🤐😔
Yo, I looked away when he started singing and heard the keyboard do that run, I just thought it was normal, until I looked back and ppl rushing - so I rewinded back and fell out laughing 🤣🤣🤣
@@kidd5952 😂😂😂
Why are they beating on her like that? 😶 What is going on?!?!
Witchcraft
@@streetjesus8124 exactly
They are playing church. GOD is NOT in that mess.
@@lydiasykes824 💯👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
That was awful 😢
Good Lord were they really singing Humpty Dumpty in the church? 😱
🤣🤣
Number 1 sent me 😭🤣🤣🤣
2:40 😂😂 1. He wasn’t way too confident in his singing
2. He didn’t even stop after buddy fell 😂
At 6:36 I’m going to tell my kids this is the original Humpty Dumpty song 😂😂😂❗️
This is just what I needed after the day I had.
Great is thy faithfulness.🙌😄
P.s. I see why that Baptist Church is independent.
And why are we still doing Humpty Dumpty?
And what in the assault and battery Ministry is going on?
LOL at "assault and battery Ministry" 😄😁😆😅🤣😂
WOW, the whole video LOL. +HAVE MERCY !
1:49 - WHEN SHE WAS SANGINGGGGG “ DOWN IN UR BAWONEEEESSSSS
Lyrics darlin: "talked about sure as you're born" but Vickie said it with a twang "bown" LOL
@@BBGshop7 BOWNNNNNNNSSSS🤣
“Nope..sing something else”. Lol. We’ve all wanted to say that to the over played/sung songs! Especially Baptist churches where they seem to only know “Just As I Am” and “Jesus is tenderly calling today” for an invitation song. No wonder people sing them monotone.
1:41 I love this song so much UuU and this of course just made my day
Seems like that last lady had a grudge she needed to discuss before "ordaining" that woman. She and I would've had to "talk"! 😠
Exactly, but for the woman to allow that foolishness done to her. I would have blocked that second Bible hit and said ' never mind I'll get my license somewhere else, cause this ain't it' the things people tolerate for a title or a tag, SMH🤔🙄
Who did it Jesus did it no I come to tell ya Jesus didn't do it for yall singing tonight 🤣
4:05 that bass player reminds me of my church in the 90s
1:44
SIR WHY? I FEEL ATTACKED 🤣
🤷🏿🤣🤣🤣
Oh my! The whole video was disturbing. What was that toward the end with the shoving and the sheet?
It was supposed to be an ordination service. Emphasis on the word "suppose."
Lol
I never understood that bishop ordination anyways I u wanna make me bishop send me a postcard next time 🤣🤣🤣😂
I’m the drummer fir the humpty dumpty song😂😂
4:54 this is true 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 he is petty for that.
.....Pastor doing a Chavin on that church member
@Mr007 she too big for that 🙃🙃
Lmaoo not a Chavin 😭😭😭
Some Manish ones tonight lol🤣
Ain’t they Manish!?
Billy ba be Billy... BILLY
That drummer though 😂😂😂📱
He must have fallen asleep with the guitar😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Listennnn that long as I got king Jesus by Vikie Winans is the jam though!!! I love the part when she says "mothawhenyamothalessuh" hahahahahaaa! that King Jesus part is when she breaks it DOWN. LOL
They hit the harmony at the end and everything 😂😂😂
They took me out! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Them girls at 1:45 need to join a ministry where the church mothers have accurate visions and will see them acting a fool on Saturday so they can pull them aside Sunday morning before they make it anywhere near the pulpit 😆😆😆
This whole video..🙊🙈🙉
8:20 What is going on here? What kind of ceremony is this?
The Humpty Dumpty song had me rolling!!!! LMBO
Them Girls on the steps remind me of me and my sis lmfao we killed that song
Preacher:: " I'd Rather watch 12hrs of porn, than to listen to...'
Congregation : 😳 !
Preacher : "Am I getting there yet? " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
People falling on/off stages is a hoot!
What's up with people cussin'?
This is getting funnier.
The last one really scared me and I’m incredibly concerned. I want to know if she’s okay.
Where is the whole clip of the ordination service at end please @8:20?
I liked the two girls coming out of the club bc they were proving the existence of faith. Only faith kept the young lady in white from showing us Christmas while they were singing.
8:04 pastor: i need food
me: yes lord
pastor: i need water
me: oh yes you do
pastor: and i need some seeeex
Me: Wait wait wait! Hold up! Oh No you don't you don't need that XD
1:41
LMBO. The two lady's. Well they sing the song right. Loved the hops to stay on beat. Cute
What’s with the Humpty Dumpty song 🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️, Pure foolishness. God please help your people.
Love 3:50 they kept on praising
I like the humpty dumpty song. Any musician can call out the bassline for me? Was it 4-3-6, 4,3,5,1 and repeat?
Ssssssanng I was like humpty, I sat on that wall, and just like humpty, I had a great fall AyyyyyEEEEEaaaaaa EKOC!!🙌🏽
Ok Lemme quit playing 🤣🤣🤣
The drummer at 3:20...the speaker at 3:30...the preacher at 4:20...the preacher at 5:08...this vid right here has a LOT in it. #goodjob The "supposed" ordination service is a bit sadistic.
Pastor Jamal Bryant! All Day😂😂😂
Did the big brotha guitar player just die? And everybody not only kept singing, but start clapping too?
The pastor said Nope 👎 sing something else😳😂😂
I would have smacked the last evangelist😒
@4:52 Dayton
@6:36 Humpty
@8:20 ordination
LOL was the "frappe Billy pou l'Eternal" from Tabernacle de Gloire? 😂
Na when he tied the string to his ding ding lol
My fav was when David Beckham Sr was beating up on her and stepping down on her 😂🤣😅😂
"I would rather watch 12 hours of porn than listen to 10 minutes of a pseudo-preacher perform his script."
Me too, girl. Me too.
My bishop @ 7:58! Lol
No baby boo boo you got something but you don’t have Jesus, wearing that short revealing outfit.. 😂😂😂
They definitely came from a churchgoing family, they just back slid as they got older lol
That at the name of Jesus every knee shall bow, of things in heaven, and things in the earth, and things under the earth; And that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.
😅😂humpty😂😂
That's why I stepped back from going to church all the time to much going on
No this is just all wrong. With the guy saying hell. Guy commenting about how she needs to sing another song. All of this is not right but some of these people don’t know better. We gotta find and pray for GOD to lead us to true churches where he’s actually welcome and present in the place.
Bee. Keeper. Outfits!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
I was a Youth Pastor in Katy Texas with some bad ass teenagers.....😝
This was 2 funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lord some of this stuff got me crying laughing.
"Shut up!" proclaims the preacher whilst a confederate banner is draped around the "In Remembrance of Me" communion table. 🤔😏
Smh...never thought you could make Humpty Dumpty spiritual lol
WTH does Humpty Dumpty have to do with Jesus?😂😂
These people need the real Jesus.its not funny
💯🙏🏾
3:32 😭😭
I was and still am like humty dumty
6:35 😂
7:35 me: Holy ghost
7:38 the girl got the holy spirit and faints:
me: 0-0 wow this actually works XD
also hope she's okay ;-;
Maybe we should have waited on the Humpty Dumpty who did it better lol we still have more auditions to review lol.
Hehehehehehe🥴😜
That was crazy stating you rather watch porn. Could have said something more appropriate.
Happy super bowl day 💪🏿💯
Umm... Why is my pastor on the thumbnail?😂😂😂
I'm sorry but her hitting her with a Bible and pushing her and stepping on her was out of order. It felt like she was hating on her in a undercover way. She was in self doing to much. Church is a mess now.
We're porn comes into Question Preacher
Aaaaaaahaha 🤣
Playing church.
Dat was Eric Price tryna mke up a song!!!
@ 2:42 that sound like the beginning of Money, Cash, Hoes 😂😂😂😂
Log off!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@@LaughforDays you know I'm right lol
I wish a church parishioner would hit me with a Bible or push me like that 👌🏽🤨✊🏽
That was crazy! It looked like master and slave.
Oh .... that was a terrible fall that man had on those steps.... and could have lead to a law suit against that Church!!
3:11
In that last video, Why did it seem like she was jealous of her, like the way she pushed her. My God!
okay, um, that woman in the next to the last clip need to get out of that church fast cause they are trying to kill her
Wow! Some of these videos are unbelievable and outrageous. A preacher admits to the congregation that he would rather watch porn, trying to give an explanation and asking them to co-sign it?!! Yikes!! 😳 😵💫😟 “Oh my gosh!”