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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @James-4534
    @James-4534 3 года назад +26608

    I’m sorry but “you’re not that guy pal” is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard

    • @GhanaianJammer
      @GhanaianJammer 3 года назад +340

      Jesus died for YOU was buried for YOU and rose again 3 days later for YOU will YOU live for HIM?????

    • @James-4534
      @James-4534 3 года назад +1097

      @@GhanaianJammer nah

    • @chasethompson7392
      @chasethompson7392 3 года назад +1781

      @@GhanaianJammer you're not that guy pal

    • @mrruninyohize
      @mrruninyohize 3 года назад +130

      @@chasethompson7392 are you?

    • @Bullet44
      @Bullet44 3 года назад +542

      @@GhanaianJammer You're new to Christianity huh? That's maybe not the best way to get out the word, you gotta be the light & people will see what Christianity is about through you. Shouldn't force it on people or catch them off guard with it, it will likely only have a negative effect...

  • @gurnom757
    @gurnom757 3 года назад +6368

    "The worst she can say is no."
    "You're not that guy, pal. Trust me, you're not that guy."

    • @brianxie5963
      @brianxie5963 3 года назад +94

      That's gonna leave a mark boi

    • @fakeblue8985
      @fakeblue8985 3 года назад +184

      Then you ask her
      “Are you?”
      “Absolutely.”

    • @fudgenugget2690
      @fudgenugget2690 3 года назад +34

      @@fakeblue8985 hold up🤚🏽

    • @pIayingwithmahwii
      @pIayingwithmahwii 3 года назад +16

      @@fakeblue8985 LOOOOL absolutely

    • @melanphilia
      @melanphilia 3 года назад +6

      @@fakeblue8985 YTMD! 😅😅

  • @malcolmw1426
    @malcolmw1426 3 года назад +7564

    You talk as he is the villain, but he is that guy.

  • @bachstrad1994
    @bachstrad1994 3 года назад +3995

    The fact that he just left without buying anything is fucking hilarious

    • @romusa10
      @romusa10 3 года назад +177

      he was looking for "that guy"

    • @Montaph
      @Montaph 3 года назад +165

      He got what he came for, awkward human interaction.

    • @profileone5655
      @profileone5655 3 года назад +14

      His duty was done. He went to that store with the sole purpose to serve up a big fat can of discipline on some pimply pompous little brat! Job well done!

    • @f.calamo6658
      @f.calamo6658 3 года назад +30

      he has just forgotten his wallet in home and remembered and got upset so did these things.

    • @if7723
      @if7723 2 года назад +13

      @@f.calamo6658 More accurately, he broke as fuck.

  • @Phoenix6942-7
    @Phoenix6942-7 3 года назад +5863

    "Pal" and "buddy" are nothing. It gets real frightening when he says "Bucko".

    • @numberneinlarge9965
      @numberneinlarge9965 3 года назад +418

      Or even worse, “Buster.”

    • @jessehogue9320
      @jessehogue9320 3 года назад +167

      Oh you know it's over when he says bucko

    • @WaterlordArthur
      @WaterlordArthur 3 года назад +36

      The only reason he uses those words is because he believes him to be superior to the guys he’s saying them to. They’re truly condescending 😂.

    • @liamstewart8008
      @liamstewart8008 3 года назад +26

      I thought this said “baka” 😕

    • @zelgiusthebrave1401
      @zelgiusthebrave1401 3 года назад +89

      @@numberneinlarge9965 Or even worse, buckaroo

  • @milandavid7223
    @milandavid7223 3 года назад +6825

    - "I'm not your friend, buddy"
    - "I'm not your buddy, guy"
    - "I'm not your guy, friend"

    • @SkieHiePie
      @SkieHiePie 3 года назад +391

      -"I'm not your friend, brother"

    • @bowlinglegend95
      @bowlinglegend95 3 года назад +361

      - “I’m not your brother, bro”

    • @SkieHiePie
      @SkieHiePie 3 года назад +317

      -"I'm not your bro, comrade"

    • @abdiawl66
      @abdiawl66 3 года назад +298

      -“I’m not your comrade, amigo”

    • @nerdneck-nn
      @nerdneck-nn 3 года назад +267

      @@abdiawl66 I’m not your amigo, chum

  • @yoter6969
    @yoter6969 3 года назад +5510

    Charlie, don't make fun of him. you're not that guy pal.

    • @kevoelevo88
      @kevoelevo88 3 года назад +197

      Trust me, Charlie isn’t that guy

    • @nogoodnamesleft3965
      @nogoodnamesleft3965 3 года назад +68

      @That Guy omg. Youre that guy

    • @Nonessentialsquid
      @Nonessentialsquid 3 года назад +36

      @That Guy holy shit it’s that guy.

    • @TheManinBlack9054
      @TheManinBlack9054 3 года назад +3

      Why are you defending the Karen here? What's wrong with all of you?
      This 40-something man instantly started verbally abusing a16 year old over a mask and made sexual gestures towards him. He obviously acted and you find this all commendable and great? This man is a giant piece of тгаsн. Seriously, he's a prime example of toxic masculinity. He frankly should be put into psychiatrist's office, not on a pedestal.

    • @bliz_
      @bliz_ 3 года назад +54

      @@TheManinBlack9054 You're just not that guy pal

  • @Ibaneddie76
    @Ibaneddie76 3 года назад +2016

    This guy is 100% a high school PE/Health teacher from the 80's I have 0 doubts about that. He probably played high school football but injured his back water skiing on his dad's jet boat in 89 so he became a teacher instead of fulfilling is destiny as the baddest man on the 49ers! I had a bunch of these weirdos that call everyone (Pal) at almost every school I went to and their stories were all eerily similar!

    • @nocturnalgamer8285
      @nocturnalgamer8285 2 года назад +82

      Damn as an inspiring high school coach this hurts 😂 I swear in high school I could throw a football over those mountains...if they would've put me in we would've won state.

    • @MPconTraje
      @MPconTraje 2 года назад +59

      This is so oddly specific

    • @STLCODPS3123
      @STLCODPS3123 2 года назад +47

      Sounds like you weren’t that guy, pal

    • @nesamdoom
      @nesamdoom 2 года назад +25

      @@nocturnalgamer8285 You didn't make a convincing enough 'put me in coach' speech. Damned shame, I lost my house on that game.

    • @pinecone189
      @pinecone189 2 года назад

      A species

  • @jxydoesthings
    @jxydoesthings 3 года назад +10859

    This guy has the most American voice I've ever heard.

    • @cloudhazard2860
      @cloudhazard2860 3 года назад +577

      He is that guy.

    • @anemoia8012
      @anemoia8012 3 года назад +251

      He is that guy.

    • @jxydoesthings
      @jxydoesthings 3 года назад +84

      @@anemoia8012 he is i agree

    • @realbotboy
      @realbotboy 3 года назад +114

      He Indeed is that guy

    • @xN0XvRVLEZx
      @xN0XvRVLEZx 3 года назад +153

      Through years of studies and varies experiments scientists all around the world have concluded that he is, in fact, that guy.

  • @core4090
    @core4090 3 года назад +5759

    "Trust me, you're not that guy, pal."
    -Sun Tzu probably

    • @georgefabars7218
      @georgefabars7218 3 года назад +49

      Confirmed quote ✅

    • @bigmicro
      @bigmicro 3 года назад +9

      *sun tazoo

    • @Henman117
      @Henman117 3 года назад +13

      *Sun Zoo

    • @dropd1695
      @dropd1695 3 года назад +9

      Son Zoo

    • @TheManinBlack9054
      @TheManinBlack9054 3 года назад

      Why are you defending the Karen here? What's wrong with all of you?
      This 40-something man instantly started verbally abusing a16 year old over a mask and made sexual gestures towards him. He obviously acted and you find this all commendable and great? This man is a giant piece of тгаsн. Seriously, he's a prime example of toxic masculinity. He frankly should be put into psychiatrist's office, not on a pedestal.

  • @VarietyJoe
    @VarietyJoe 3 года назад +7305

    Everything about this guy is literally the stereotypical tough chad. Everything from his stance to his voice is perfect

  • @mandarian87
    @mandarian87 2 года назад +353

    “Fuck you where you bleed, pal. Right where you breathe.”
    That sounded eerily like a death threat until he corrected himself.

    • @orcckaa
      @orcckaa Год назад +1

      Eerily lol

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 10 месяцев назад +1

      I think it sounds like a threat either way ....?

    • @user-wd5re7ik2f
      @user-wd5re7ik2f 10 месяцев назад +14

      Ohhhhhh. He wanted him to blow him. Why didn’t he just ask?

    • @MaskedManiacReviews
      @MaskedManiacReviews 7 месяцев назад

      He means his vagina.

  • @BasedSakurai2024
    @BasedSakurai2024 3 года назад +3980

    Charlie: "I've had dangerously low levels of Vitamin T."
    Me: "Testosterone!!"
    "Vitamin Tough Guy."
    "Oh.. but of course."

  • @STBill
    @STBill 3 года назад +11834

    Tough Guy VS Karen. Whomever wins, we lose.

    • @noobnoob8922
      @noobnoob8922 3 года назад +307

      World war 3

    • @mrbubz6942
      @mrbubz6942 3 года назад +139

      @@noobnoob8922 World War Karen

    • @-Ghostess
      @-Ghostess 3 года назад +98

      Its like a kaiju movie, except with more loss of innocent lives

    • @sosasohigh8670
      @sosasohigh8670 3 года назад +121

      @mo mustard it don’t matter what race you are u doing Karen shit u a Karen

    • @sosasohigh8670
      @sosasohigh8670 3 года назад +12

      @mo mustard and it’s falesha that’s what u call some one rachet

  • @Myth_or_Mystery76
    @Myth_or_Mystery76 3 года назад +3405

    “You little pimp!”
    “Pimping ain’t easy, sir.”

    • @crassiewassie8354
      @crassiewassie8354 3 года назад +87

      The pimp community deserves more respect

    • @GordonSlamsay
      @GordonSlamsay 3 года назад +11

      Roll a fatty for this pimp daddy!!! Hahaha

    • @ImJiom
      @ImJiom 3 года назад +9

      succinct and professional

    • @pristinefitness9268
      @pristinefitness9268 3 года назад +10

      Pimping ain’t easy! But what they don’t tell you is being a prostitute is much much harder...

    • @royalrod_
      @royalrod_ 3 года назад

      🤣🤣

  • @thebiggunce
    @thebiggunce 2 года назад +155

    I thought Soldier Boy died in stopping a nuclear meltdown to think he’s still been alive this whole time is mind bending

  • @cameronmeetze8153
    @cameronmeetze8153 3 года назад +3664

    I think “Pal” and “Buddy” are their version of insults because many parents call their kids those and it’s supposed to be demeaning to adults but it doesn’t come across that way☠️

    • @eldritchabomination9726
      @eldritchabomination9726 3 года назад +215

      "Hey there buddy, pal, friend, amigo, bud, homie, homeslice, dawg"

    • @youropinionisinspired9954
      @youropinionisinspired9954 3 года назад +184

      @@eldritchabomination9726 I'm not your pal, buddy.

    • @eldritchabomination9726
      @eldritchabomination9726 3 года назад +165

      @@youropinionisinspired9954 woah woah woah, no need to be hostile my bro, dude, homeslice, breadslice, cakeslice, pieslice, mate!

    • @wlengel8317
      @wlengel8317 3 года назад +33

      honestly its more respectful than a real insult but at the same time its more insults like stabbbing someone with a butter knife

    • @wlengel8317
      @wlengel8317 3 года назад +9

      its more disrespectful its like insulting like*

  • @rebelfriend8817
    @rebelfriend8817 3 года назад +4048

    He’s the type of guy to hide his daughter from her boyfriend

    • @powerpanda6446
      @powerpanda6446 3 года назад +52

      Panda agrees!!

    • @fanta6510
      @fanta6510 3 года назад +187

      @@powerpanda6446 Fanta

    • @Allanscheese
      @Allanscheese 3 года назад +105

      And have a wife that does tarot cards for a living

    • @Nixxori
      @Nixxori 3 года назад +14

      @@fanta6510 Truck month is useless, it should be fanta month
      IT'S FANTA MONTH IT'S FANTA MONTH IT'S FANTA MONTH

    • @fanta6510
      @fanta6510 3 года назад +15

      @@Nixxori Yes here's your crown 👑👑👑

  • @LeGoofy23
    @LeGoofy23 3 года назад +4729

    Bro recorded himself getting verbally abused. He truly was not that guy.

    • @vqhr
      @vqhr 3 года назад +26

      Commentaries.

    • @atlasswatteam8437
      @atlasswatteam8437 3 года назад +12

      There were 2 guys actually. You can see by looking at the arms.

    • @gc6888
      @gc6888 3 года назад +39

      It is just like the pimple on the left - mindless zombies

    • @Aj_Cartier
      @Aj_Cartier 3 года назад +12

      How’s that pal?

    • @jimc.3430
      @jimc.3430 3 года назад +13

      Sort of. Can you be verbally abused by someone with little to no grasp of the English language?

  • @user-ii9rh5ze7c
    @user-ii9rh5ze7c 10 месяцев назад +78

    To this day, this man's testosterone still radiates through my screen.

  • @headlesskoala
    @headlesskoala 3 года назад +4663

    “You little pimp” sounds like something my friends say to me after I get a girls number at the bar.

    • @noahherrera5755
      @noahherrera5755 3 года назад +20

      He said pip

    • @JoeChard
      @JoeChard 3 года назад +97

      @@noahherrera5755 well he didn’t he said pimp

    • @alexandertoback5553
      @alexandertoback5553 3 года назад +101

      @@JoeChard I think it was an attack at acne

    • @lenefecido2013
      @lenefecido2013 3 года назад +28

      you don’t get girls tho

    • @brad2082
      @brad2082 3 года назад +1

      He said you little pip

  • @fobo3361
    @fobo3361 3 года назад +4198

    "Hey dad did you get the milk"
    "Nah i had to intimidate this little boy into submission"

    • @tycoon1323
      @tycoon1323 3 года назад +143

      The kid: "God dammit dad, that's the fourth time this week"

    • @Hat-Trick
      @Hat-Trick 3 года назад +64

      “Dad I’m really hungry”

    • @thatcooldudeisawesome876
      @thatcooldudeisawesome876 3 года назад +78

      @@tycoon1323 Dad *Starts intimidating kid*

    • @myralyra2404
      @myralyra2404 3 года назад +32

      my dad is still intimidating little boys at the grocery store he hasn’t come back it’s been years come back dad

    • @jxmmykriminallive
      @jxmmykriminallive 3 года назад +42

      @@myralyra2404 just like a pimple on the left, somebody intimidates little boys in the grocery store and you don’t like it. Is that it?????

  • @immadao1441
    @immadao1441 3 года назад +4656

    This guy sounds like he is Steven Seagal biggest fan.

    • @sbeqstion
      @sbeqstion 3 года назад +17

      Oh lord

    • @PopADoseYo
      @PopADoseYo 3 года назад +31

      Yes Joe Swanson.

    • @taylordavison6849
      @taylordavison6849 3 года назад +82

      He practices aikido without knowing it's a useless martial art. He might as well start hamboning his opponent to death.

    • @jesusbenitezjr.6980
      @jesusbenitezjr.6980 3 года назад +1

      Yes!!!

    • @unorevers7160
      @unorevers7160 3 года назад +1

      I can 100% see that

  • @rhysperegrine5100
    @rhysperegrine5100 4 месяца назад +23

    The "pimple on the left" was political. He was trying to say that left-wingers don't like it when people disagree with them. This whole thing was about politics for him. As far as I can tell it all started when the other guy was wearing a mask

    • @lukastace3154
      @lukastace3154 8 дней назад

      Could also mean the lady/worker there, she was to the left of the other guy and was telling him to leave
      Idk that's my interpretation of him going "just like the pimple on the left, you say something you don't like" or whatever tf he was saying

  • @AllOutOfEnemies1
    @AllOutOfEnemies1 3 года назад +9803

    If you're defending the guy recording, you're just not that guy.

    • @Hammywastaken
      @Hammywastaken 3 года назад +1012

      exactly. just like a pimple on the left

    • @alex-p5
      @alex-p5 3 года назад +174

      The other man comes off as angrier and more confrontational, of course people are gonna try to defend the submissive one first.
      (Edit: For those of you that believe I'm on the side of the guy taking the video, please let it be known that I'm not inherently defending anyone, just explaining some people's motives as to why they're defending the guy behind the camera.)

    • @kowalski3950
      @kowalski3950 3 года назад +612

      @@alex-p5 you're not that guy pal.

    • @rob465
      @rob465 3 года назад +417

      ​@@alex-p5 beta recording obviously said some smart shit and wasn't ready to be checked by an alpha

    • @thejanglingman4
      @thejanglingman4 3 года назад +98

      @@rob465 well, first of all, he most likely didn't say anything that serious, that guy is probably just being overly dramatic just for the sake of it lmao

  • @graysome13
    @graysome13 3 года назад +2425

    If you're not that guy, nobody bats an eye
    If you're that guy everyone loses their minds

    • @egghidmytrix
      @egghidmytrix 3 года назад +80

      Introduce a little testosterone, mention the pimple on the left and the Walgreens checkout becomes chaos.

    • @skyguy1236
      @skyguy1236 3 года назад +28

      society

    • @pIayingwithmahwii
      @pIayingwithmahwii 3 года назад +2

      old meme

    • @warmac88
      @warmac88 2 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @OmarGarcia-sl1sg
      @OmarGarcia-sl1sg 2 года назад +8

      W RIP HEATH LEDGER.

  • @mr.100rupees3
    @mr.100rupees3 3 года назад +928

    I'm convinced that Charlie makes the aspect ratio wide before filming

    • @blackbirdmenace1066
      @blackbirdmenace1066 3 года назад +52

      Wide aspect ratio = comedy
      Ngl i laugh everytime i saw charlie thumbnail

    • @taranjeetbal2888
      @taranjeetbal2888 3 года назад +6

      Thats why his legs were so bulgy

    • @GirtonOramsay
      @GirtonOramsay 3 года назад +2

      Ah yes, a man of bald & bankrupt culture

    • @t-money8572
      @t-money8572 3 года назад +4

      It's to hide the fact he's a 5ft tall 90lb 6in diameter armed jesus lookalike

    • @NickB-md1oy
      @NickB-md1oy 3 года назад

      Oh absolutely

  • @madeleinep.828
    @madeleinep.828 2 года назад +68

    "...and he goes back to his broken home that he's created due to his inability to control his alcoholism and his temper."
    My dad would be great friends with that guy.

  • @asoo786
    @asoo786 3 года назад +1580

    He looks like if Dan Schneider and John Cena had a child.

  • @Emma7846
    @Emma7846 3 года назад +6969

    Oh yeah, his wife is definitely seeing another man and he knows it

    • @tropicalstorm24
      @tropicalstorm24 3 года назад +398

      Or a woman, and he wasn't invited.

    • @suicicada
      @suicicada 3 года назад +245

      @@tropicalstorm24 don’t know which hurts more lol

    • @philsburydoboy
      @philsburydoboy 3 года назад +148

      And that man probably has pimples and voted for Biden.

    • @bigdapramirez6157
      @bigdapramirez6157 3 года назад +9

      Or the cat

    • @martyproductionstm3325
      @martyproductionstm3325 3 года назад +37

      @@philsburydoboy are you a trump supporter?

  • @braytonwilkinson37
    @braytonwilkinson37 3 года назад +1799

    “pimple on the left “ i think he meant it as like an insult to someone on the left side of politics, because he said go vote for biden when he was walkin out

    • @builderphill1361
      @builderphill1361 3 года назад +167

      Yeah lmao it annoyed me how long he pressed on that comment and didn't know what he meant 😂

    • @rretnuhh
      @rretnuhh 3 года назад +243

      @@builderphill1361 your just not that guy

    • @braytonwilkinson37
      @braytonwilkinson37 3 года назад +54

      @@rretnuhh what up pal ? you think your that guy?

    • @jadeamulet2339
      @jadeamulet2339 3 года назад +71

      @@builderphill1361 I mean it was such a stupid thing to say that Charlie didn’t even think of it

    • @jatinmarcob2128
      @jatinmarcob2128 3 года назад +38

      @@builderphill1361 Wow, just like the pimple on the left: you hear something and you don't like it. Is that how it is?

  • @OkieAllDay
    @OkieAllDay Год назад +19

    Penguinz0 - one thing is clear, you’re not that guy, pal

  • @HerbalAssailant
    @HerbalAssailant 3 года назад +709

    He sounds like he's straining himself every time he speaks

    • @Eirud
      @Eirud 3 года назад +33

      He's so high strung that he's flexing every single fibrous strand of his musculature, but unfortunately for him his exterior shell is so soft and doughy that he still looks like a pound cake even though his cells are about to implode from the pressure he's exerting on their microscopic forms. All we get is the sound of his lungs being squeezed by the minute pressure difference that he can muster. There sadly isn't a God-like form to accompany this tremendous force he's tearing himself apart with.

    • @nudgeone7927
      @nudgeone7927 3 года назад +3

      I'm sorry not native here what does straining oneself means ?

    • @r4ndom7000
      @r4ndom7000 3 года назад

      It's the obesity

    • @horacehoratio178
      @horacehoratio178 3 года назад +1

      @@nudgeone7927 In this case, it'd mean something like expending a lot of effort, or carrying a lot of tension.

    • @r1mscar
      @r1mscar 3 года назад

      He has to! His head is stretched a good 4 inches past it’s normal diameter, he’s risking a total structural collapse of the central nervous system.

  • @sebrr
    @sebrr 3 года назад +3915

    tbh not really sure if he lost that one lol "fuck you where you breathe" is a legendary insult

    • @oumardiop1
      @oumardiop1 3 года назад +560

      and honestly he was that guy, camera guy was not that guy

    • @JH-dr4xo
      @JH-dr4xo 3 года назад +43

      These are the facts.

    • @216zayOfficial
      @216zayOfficial 3 года назад +7

      💯💯💯😂😂😂

    • @thejanglingman4
      @thejanglingman4 3 года назад +121

      Its like hes trying not to say anything bad, but hes cussing at the same time. Such legendary way of speaking

    • @jscrump1691
      @jscrump1691 3 года назад +5

      Please explain it to me I’m lost

  • @kryptgmd
    @kryptgmd 3 года назад +900

    Charlie is just really shaken up about his ranking as a “vanilla” on the BDSM test so now he needs to reconnect with his tough side.

  • @WeirdCometGuy
    @WeirdCometGuy Год назад +13

    The "not that guy" phrase was used as a sound effect in a baseball game I went to recently

  • @brendan9868
    @brendan9868 3 года назад +1521

    “You’re not that guy buddy, bub, bud, bucko, friend, pal, son, dude, dog, kid, guy.”
    -the directors cut

    • @minttea6358
      @minttea6358 3 года назад +45

      Boy, fella, pardner, young one, buckaroo, tiger, bro, yo, dodd, tom, dick, Harry, John, smackle-doodle-doo

    • @murray930
      @murray930 3 года назад +16

      @@minttea6358 boyo

    • @thefightknight5881
      @thefightknight5881 3 года назад +15

      Homie, brodie

    • @maomaomi5434
      @maomaomi5434 3 года назад +13

      Guv, guvnah, bruv, mate

    • @pIayingwithmahwii
      @pIayingwithmahwii 3 года назад +7

      slugger, tiger

  • @Khoochi
    @Khoochi 3 года назад +853

    His attack would’ve been more effective if he used “sweetcakes” instead of buddy, or pal.
    This small mistake proves he’s not worthy of having any amount of mana.

    • @kaylyndrenning5801
      @kaylyndrenning5801 3 года назад +4

      Lmfao, nice.

    • @Marcoose81
      @Marcoose81 3 года назад +14

      Also, women's names. Deborah, for instance, in this situation, would have been appropriate.
      That is a scrubs reference.

    • @10thletter40
      @10thletter40 3 года назад +3

      Hey "Gertrude"

    • @benblessed9991
      @benblessed9991 3 года назад

      He sour doe

    • @robertgray3710
      @robertgray3710 3 года назад +8

      Or bucko that is the strongest attack

  • @GooblyWoobly69
    @GooblyWoobly69 3 года назад +1092

    He looks like a Michael Myers mask left outside in the rain

    • @salvadorsanchez6232
      @salvadorsanchez6232 3 года назад +3

      😂🤣😂😆😭😆🤣 LoL

    • @nessness9599
      @nessness9599 3 года назад +10

      Michael after he found his mothers makeup kit

    • @reeset3435
      @reeset3435 3 года назад +1

      Spot on old bean, jolly good.

    • @slapbl4ck0ut37
      @slapbl4ck0ut37 3 года назад

      Br0 I said the same thing b4 I saw this. Facts

    • @chrisv9414
      @chrisv9414 3 года назад

      wow clone

  • @russelldoodles638
    @russelldoodles638 Год назад +10

    "Speaking of using your head this guy's head looks like it was used to model the Thwomps in Super Mario 64"

  • @brodybrown8015
    @brodybrown8015 3 года назад +618

    “A real manly man doing real manly shit in Walgreens” literally the greatest quote of all time.

    • @RazirTheShark
      @RazirTheShark 3 года назад

      Yeah

    • @TurtleChad1
      @TurtleChad1 3 года назад +1

      A Turtle approves of this epic quote

    • @brednbutr5217
      @brednbutr5217 3 года назад +3

      This is the greatest quote of All Time

    • @Zeviak
      @Zeviak 3 года назад +1

      @@TurtleChad1 shut up spammer

    • @ndofthewrld
      @ndofthewrld 3 года назад

      0:15

  • @pontiffsullyvan
    @pontiffsullyvan 3 года назад +454

    "Just like the pimple on the left..." -Sun Tzu, Art of War

    • @philoni5368
      @philoni5368 3 года назад +10

      The greatest piece of knowledge in all of The Art of War

    • @danksbrother
      @danksbrother 3 года назад

      Very knowledgeable

    • @abdiawl66
      @abdiawl66 3 года назад

      I see you are of the cultured folk my friends

  • @cameronb7161
    @cameronb7161 3 года назад +892

    He looks like Dan Schneider if he were an 80s pro wrestler.

    • @n5gamer_b348
      @n5gamer_b348 3 года назад +5

      Ha.

    • @dellorto84
      @dellorto84 3 года назад +33

      He’s like a mix between Dan Schneider and Butch Hartman.

    • @9902-x1r
      @9902-x1r 3 года назад +8

      @@dellorto84 throw in some George Lopez in there and you're sold

    • @sinkbug
      @sinkbug 3 года назад +6

      Yeah and he's still into feet

    • @TheGrillcast
      @TheGrillcast 3 года назад +8

      Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider

  • @ligmadique
    @ligmadique 2 года назад +35

    Nothing else shows how badass you are better than having to run away from a Walgreens in utter embarrassment

    • @BLUEPELICAN234
      @BLUEPELICAN234 Год назад +3

      You’re not that guy, pal

    • @distantant
      @distantant Год назад +4

      @@BLUEPELICAN234 he is that guy, pal

  • @Death13Horseman
    @Death13Horseman 3 года назад +3840

    This guy probably peaked at high school and still believes he's the popular jock.

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 3 года назад +135

      Back around 2016 i think, there was a biiiiiiig discussion about this topic on reddit. It was interesting and sad.

    • @marcusbullock630
      @marcusbullock630 3 года назад +81

      that's so sad lmfao.

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 3 года назад +6

      @@drewinsur7321 link?

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 3 года назад +41

      @@Vitorruy1 sorry bro it was to long ago, i dont remember the subreddit. But it was a chill sub, just people contemplating reality and sharing stories. Just like when the red pill 'movement' wasnt a movement.

    • @andresrincon7240
      @andresrincon7240 3 года назад +7

      I don't think a 5ft nothing guy was popular in the school

  • @mooseking7545
    @mooseking7545 3 года назад +1877

    It goes “Pal” to “Buddy” to “Bucko” to “Buster” and then the final white guy insult “Punk”

    • @envy7455
      @envy7455 3 года назад +63

      Buster dude. Damn

    • @Otamatone69
      @Otamatone69 3 года назад +28

      First 3 are normal, 4th is for the weird middle/high schoolers, and nobody has said punk in 20 years

    • @kylemerryman2074
      @kylemerryman2074 3 года назад +2

      Punk is probably coming from someone who wants to be Charles Bronson in Death Wish or Dirty Harry.

    • @matthewcardon4447
      @matthewcardon4447 3 года назад +40

      @@Otamatone69 I hope you never get locked up. If you do and you think the word punk doesn't mean anything then I promise you will find out that it does when you become one

    • @Otamatone69
      @Otamatone69 3 года назад +8

      @@matthewcardon4447 I guess I’ll keep that in mind if I get arrested, although that’ll be the very least of my problems, and have never once considered a crime

  • @blamer.5873
    @blamer.5873 3 года назад +562

    “Vitamin tough guy “- Main character from hunger games

  • @sammurray3526
    @sammurray3526 3 года назад +747

    The political oblivity of Charles is truly incredible. "The pimple on the left..."

    • @Mster_J
      @Mster_J 3 года назад +59

      For real though I’m surprised he didn’t catch that lol 😂

    • @TheEmpireAnimations
      @TheEmpireAnimations 3 года назад +16

      Its obviously left side right side politics he means

    • @endmylyfe
      @endmylyfe 2 года назад +95

      I don’t think he’s oblivious I just don’t think he wants to focus on political shit since it does nothing but causes an argument war in the comments No matter what he says about it.

    • @mannyheffley4085
      @mannyheffley4085 2 года назад +5

      @@endmylyfe very true

    • @daddysakurai8883
      @daddysakurai8883 2 года назад +62

      @@endmylyfe I 100% can confirm Charlie does know what left side right side is. But as the context of this argument was 0% based in politics the term was very out of place and I believe he actually was just digging too deep into the literal meaning of those words, rather than the figurative

  • @keltsune
    @keltsune 3 года назад +2816

    I think by "pimple on the left" he was trying to insult the guy by calling him a pimple who's political opinions sway left. The most awkward insult I've ever heard.

    • @Marcoose81
      @Marcoose81 3 года назад +171

      It's the mask. A clear symbol of socialist identity.

    • @bigdaddyrob7656
      @bigdaddyrob7656 3 года назад +64

      Hey pal

    • @bigdaddyrob7656
      @bigdaddyrob7656 3 года назад +73

      @@Marcoose81 hey buddy

    • @Based-Anti-Theist
      @Based-Anti-Theist 3 года назад +85

      @@bigdaddyrob7656 You wanna say somethin' to me ol' chum?

    • @benblessed9991
      @benblessed9991 3 года назад +12

      Dude was poppin off with pimple

  • @ethancollins9440
    @ethancollins9440 3 года назад +3546

    i can’t be the only one who agrees with the guy. “you’re not that guy pal”

    • @Das.__
      @Das.__ 3 года назад +97

      You and him are not that guy, pal

    • @mrruninyohize
      @mrruninyohize 3 года назад +58

      Ur both not that guy pal

    • @gageguodace3308
      @gageguodace3308 3 года назад +418

      nah i agree with him too, the guy recording was provocative at first, and after facing confrontation he lost all of his confidence like a bitch.

    • @belland_dog8235
      @belland_dog8235 3 года назад +71

      @@gageguodace3308 oh god, you're just like the clown in the video.

    • @shootamcgaven7452
      @shootamcgaven7452 3 года назад +21

      @@gageguodace3308 What are you on about

  • @gregorynor1575
    @gregorynor1575 3 года назад +2132

    The best part of the video is that the person recording really is not that guy, that old guy completely intimidated him

    • @peepogob
      @peepogob 3 года назад +55

      not sure who would want to be that guy lol

    • @Dxrkseid_
      @Dxrkseid_ 3 года назад +298

      @@peepogob well if you let a old man press you, you certainly will never be that guy.

    • @wizgi7201
      @wizgi7201 3 года назад +183

      Id rather not get in a shouting match at a wahlgreens too honestly

    • @policebaby8750
      @policebaby8750 3 года назад +148

      @@peepogob your clearly not that guy

    • @jaxmcflyk8023
      @jaxmcflyk8023 3 года назад +24

      tbf i wouldn’t be too confrontational anywhere lmao

  • @mizeryluvkompany
    @mizeryluvkompany 7 месяцев назад +10

    I actually quite enjoyed the video. 😭😂
    “You little pimp.” Haha classic lol.

  • @dundidilly1715
    @dundidilly1715 3 года назад +1526

    Minecraft Steve looks like he’s having a mid life crisis

  • @jimbones5621
    @jimbones5621 3 года назад +2432

    "Go vote for Biden."
    * grabs junk

    • @RobertZdarsChin
      @RobertZdarsChin 3 года назад +217

      A little back story to this. The "tough guy" was shopping when the other customer yelled at him for talking to his own wife without wearing a face mask. "tough guy" told him it was his wife. Guy filming mocked his wife and told him not to talk to her without a mask on. The wife left and other guy who started the altercation started filming. The guy who played the victim had been yelling political stuff at him so this is why he brought up the politics Yes it was Florida though. It's an older video and there is footage from another customer that shows more of it that you can probably find if you search for it.

    • @OneRichMofo
      @OneRichMofo 3 года назад +152

      @@RobertZdarsChin i searched for it, couldn't find it. But the so called victim seems collected and the guy that grabs his junk, making smartass remarks about pimples and advocating not voting for biden doesn't.
      If the guy filming isn't bipolar and switched to a formal manner of speaking right after yelling at a guy for talking to his wife, I am choosing to believe the tough guy is the maniac.

    • @Johnny_Rico.You_Know_WhatTo_Do
      @Johnny_Rico.You_Know_WhatTo_Do 3 года назад +189

      @@OneRichMofo It is pretty common for internet clout. You cause a problem and then film and act like you were doing nothing. It is often used to get money

    • @christianbarrera3614
      @christianbarrera3614 3 года назад +46

      @@RobertZdarsChin I believe it, Charlie is famous for his reactions without research like the winters situation.

    • @vriskaserket1120
      @vriskaserket1120 3 года назад +81

      @@RobertZdarsChin it doesn’t really excuse his actions if true. He just comes across as really immature. If he wore a mask then this wouldn’t have even happened. Still, I’d like to see the context you speak of.

  • @cringegod
    @cringegod 3 года назад +772

    Charlie is a living rare insults generator

    • @howiegruwitz3173
      @howiegruwitz3173 3 года назад +9

      He kinda stupid tho "Pimple on the left I'm confused"

    • @indiamccoy1011
      @indiamccoy1011 3 года назад +1

      Fax

    • @daddyvegan9325
      @daddyvegan9325 3 года назад +12

      @@howiegruwitz3173 what

    • @martinbabm5926
      @martinbabm5926 3 года назад +3

      @@daddyvegan9325 he's talking about the tough guy 2:00

    • @scoott8605
      @scoott8605 3 года назад +2

      I really hope this stops getting spammed on everyone of Charlie’s videos soon

  • @jonlucaslastra1637
    @jonlucaslastra1637 2 года назад +14

    He practises that tough guy speech in front of the mirror on a daily basis, before performing it at every supermarket he enters.
    He later leaves without buying anything.

  • @Daniel-ff9st
    @Daniel-ff9st 3 года назад +954

    Charlie's asymmetrical beard makes him the toughest guy I've ever seen. Did he shave his right side on purpose to assert dominance? Because I'm trembling at it.

    • @theoldoldfr
      @theoldoldfr 3 года назад +40

      I do believe Charles might prefer the term assymmetrical

    • @diegomunoz6819
      @diegomunoz6819 3 года назад +18

      I, a seemingly random commenter, put faith into the fact that Charles White the First may choose to use the sacred and comical term: “assymetrical”

    • @user-uo8mx3cv5k
      @user-uo8mx3cv5k 3 года назад +34

      He just didn't shave the left side so it could cover the pimple on the left

    • @Teritribog
      @Teritribog 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ZXKyVyrZuoY/видео.html .,.,

    • @ancapeancape9829
      @ancapeancape9829 3 года назад +4

      Why you telling me this, now I can't look away😂

  • @lamineamari
    @lamineamari 3 года назад +4320

    This guy looks like someone tried to make a parody of Neil Brein and did it poorly

  • @ztmorris9738
    @ztmorris9738 3 года назад +2360

    I think he said "Just like the pimples on the left" talking about politics.

    • @sbobi4551
      @sbobi4551 3 года назад +227

      yeah I dont know how charlie missed this it seemed pretty obvious

    • @pikaisoverrated5956
      @pikaisoverrated5956 3 года назад +23

      @Captain Bruh Poe’s law nigga

    • @sbobi4551
      @sbobi4551 3 года назад +9

      @Captain Bruh ah yea understandable

    • @TheRealHelvetica
      @TheRealHelvetica 3 года назад +62

      Me and the boys are planning on popping some left pimples.

    • @dregsloff5818
      @dregsloff5818 3 года назад +122

      @Captain Bruh Charlie doesn't like politics because he thinks they're boring, which is true for me as well. So he knows nothing about politics.

  • @Greeanerbeans77
    @Greeanerbeans77 Год назад +11

    Pimple on the left-
    tryna hit him w a fairly odd parents roast 💀

  • @mfalcone1683
    @mfalcone1683 3 года назад +200

    “Fuck you where you breathe” is a heavily under rated line

    • @TylerAFE
      @TylerAFE 2 года назад +1

      Facts

    • @Baggerz182
      @Baggerz182 Год назад +3

      repent to God Christ

    • @cmk5724
      @cmk5724 Год назад +1

      @@Baggerz182 Amen.

  • @durnglesnurf5851
    @durnglesnurf5851 3 года назад +3333

    I don’t think he was saying “just like the pimple on the left,” I think he was saying “just like the people on the left,” meaning liberals/democrats.

    • @hawk_ish2265
      @hawk_ish2265 3 года назад +292

      As a republican, we do not claim him

    • @biggusdickus7611
      @biggusdickus7611 3 года назад +69

      @@hawk_ish2265 You don't claim a guy defending his wife from the dude who was filming?

    • @everyonedissed8747
      @everyonedissed8747 3 года назад +33

      @@biggusdickus7611 Not filming 😱

    • @ShockingPikachu
      @ShockingPikachu 3 года назад +266

      @@hawk_ish2265 your political opinions don’t influence what kind of person you are. Unfortunately there are absolute knobheads that get the spotlight no matter what side you support. -.-

    • @Rhodair
      @Rhodair 3 года назад +90

      @@biggusdickus7611 getting sweaty and throwing personal insults is not defending nor admirable - no doubt both sides were at fault but let's not act like either was doing anything righteous here

  • @jonarbuckle5067
    @jonarbuckle5067 3 года назад +345

    “You’re not that guy, you’re not that guy.” Neither are you.

  • @budgetkariyu262
    @budgetkariyu262 3 года назад +11

    The more i watch these, the more i want to see what it's like for him to be in a verbal argument.

  • @presidentvegas6577
    @presidentvegas6577 3 года назад +4583

    At least his wife is intelligent. I hear she’s a scientist cause she must experiment with other men

  • @immortalbeast84
    @immortalbeast84 3 года назад +626

    Honestly love or hate him he is now gonna become a good meme

    • @keenekreider4843
      @keenekreider4843 3 года назад +1

      @Da Baby da baby is that you? OMG

    • @oumardiop1
      @oumardiop1 3 года назад +41

      this shit had me dead, he wasnt wrong though the guy filming really is not that guy unfortunately

    • @minsin56
      @minsin56 3 года назад

      @Da Baby lesss goooooo

    • @crimson745
      @crimson745 3 года назад +1

      this aged well

  • @PMtoAM
    @PMtoAM 3 года назад +948

    I think by "just like a pimple on the left" he was meaning politics
    Edit: jesus fucking christ people having a political arguement is not healthy have a debate and see the other guys side as another person, my god why does everyone try to divide themselves also thx for the likes

    • @calebcrittenden6054
      @calebcrittenden6054 3 года назад +27

      Agreed

    • @G_Spice_
      @G_Spice_ 3 года назад +43

      That's what I got from it

    • @Rizebruh
      @Rizebruh 3 года назад +19

      he also said something about biden so definitely

    • @coreyeverett5500
      @coreyeverett5500 3 года назад +51

      @Joe Nixon Don't insult Oompa Loompas like that! We all know he never would've even gotten a call back

    • @irvingr7538
      @irvingr7538 3 года назад +1

      Yup but these know it all's know it

  • @cherrycamaro3577
    @cherrycamaro3577 5 месяцев назад +2

    Little did we know this man would start the “im that guy” and “im him” phrases

  • @mechahilichurl3982
    @mechahilichurl3982 3 года назад +460

    imaging a conversation between this guy and beetle juice.
    tough guy: you not that guy pal trust me you not that guy.
    bettle juice: i don't think so pal.

    • @tommysuhlami6241
      @tommysuhlami6241 3 года назад +10

      Beet is so cute .. This guy would FOLD like a fucking sun bleched lawn chair

    • @RndmGames
      @RndmGames 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ZOsDT3dw-k8/видео.html

    • @Roado_
      @Roado_ 3 года назад +4

      @@RndmGames you mind not copy pasting?

    • @persomelizegoo-gullcervesa6684
      @persomelizegoo-gullcervesa6684 3 года назад

      I imaged it

    • @metalshredmetal1148
      @metalshredmetal1148 3 года назад +5

      A little back story to this. The "tough guy" was shopping when the other customer yelled at him for talking to his own wife without wearing a face mask. "tough guy" told him it was his wife. Guy filming mocked his wife and told him not to talk to her without a mask on. The wife left and other guy who started the altercation started filming. Yes it was Florida though. It's an older video and there is footage from another customer that shows more of it that you can probably find if you search for it.

  • @reelxvc
    @reelxvc 3 года назад +583

    "you little pimp" shiver me timbers ⁉️🥶

    • @thewaffle187
      @thewaffle187 3 года назад +4

      Oooo oh s-scarrryyyy ooh shive me timbers

    • @kgkomrin
      @kgkomrin 3 года назад

      @Da Baby you pull up

    • @gloriousguardpersonal
      @gloriousguardpersonal 3 года назад +3

      You got an anime pfp, trust me. Youre not that guy, pal

    • @watermelon8487
      @watermelon8487 3 года назад

      @Da Baby youre not that guy pal

  • @dylanwebster2656
    @dylanwebster2656 3 года назад +1835

    His voice sounds like an 8th grader who hasn’t hit puberty yet and is trying to make his voice deeper

  • @EnnEmmEee
    @EnnEmmEee Год назад +23

    I showed this video to my parents and “you’re not that guy, pal” has been an ongoing meme in my family ever since.
    Charlie, I am eternally in your debt.

  • @tommyfougere1736
    @tommyfougere1736 3 года назад +311

    “Nothing screams “tough guy” quite like tugging on your own meat in public as you retreat from a walgreens” -charlie 2021

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 3 года назад +4731

    Are you kidding? You had High T the whole time. You just had to believe

  • @SlidesRides
    @SlidesRides 3 года назад +421

    This dude looks like an American off-brand Jeremy Clarkson from the 90s.

    • @ozenthelewdable5427
      @ozenthelewdable5427 3 года назад +17

      except Jeremy Clarkson would've been more attractive, and he'd beat the shit out of this delusioned boomer.

    • @calvinjoplin2792
      @calvinjoplin2792 3 года назад +8

      At least Jeremy is funny lol

    • @lakaiskates8064
      @lakaiskates8064 3 года назад +5

      that's also missing a chromosome

    • @lrizzard
      @lrizzard 3 года назад

      this guy looks like the parody of that

    • @artoodiitoo
      @artoodiitoo 3 года назад

      "Damnit Myrtil, they have bootlegged me again"

  • @toaster27xd16
    @toaster27xd16 3 года назад +2652

    I’m pretty sure the “pimple on left” line was a political insult

    • @eveblossomed
      @eveblossomed 3 года назад +172

      Yeah, not sure why people like this always seem to fall back on that.. Either that or racism.

    • @sushi9128
      @sushi9128 3 года назад +468

      @@eveblossomed not sure why people like you always bring up racism.

    • @therealmoneyteam
      @therealmoneyteam 3 года назад +9

      Rip

    • @eveblossomed
      @eveblossomed 3 года назад +220

      @@sushi9128 ?? I was just listing the 2 main examples that they seem to always go for. Me mentioning racism here is just as valid as me mentioning the political insult. Relax.

    • @rudewords
      @rudewords 3 года назад +144

      @@sushi9128 he was using two examples right wingers like u use LOL

  • @k9man163
    @k9man163 3 года назад +250

    "As he goes back to his broken home that he's created where he cant control his alcohol or his temper." the most true statement there has ever been.

    • @traionjones711
      @traionjones711 2 года назад +9

      That's everyone's go to insult when talking about middle aged men.

    • @HonkeyKong54
      @HonkeyKong54 Год назад +1

      Yawn insult

    • @lukastace3154
      @lukastace3154 8 дней назад

      ​@@HonkeyKong54 what

  • @L3GHO5T
    @L3GHO5T 3 года назад +152

    Coming from someone who currently has an annoying zit on the left side of my forehead the “ pimple on the left “ insult got me right in the feels

    • @L3GHO5T
      @L3GHO5T 3 года назад

      @Benjo Banjo 😂😂😂

    • @magichistory3386
      @magichistory3386 3 года назад +4

      He was calling the guy a liberal pimple lol. Left meaning his political beliefs. Not talking about the side of his face lol

    • @khakishark
      @khakishark 3 года назад

      Is it still there?

  • @Alt-F4000
    @Alt-F4000 Год назад +11

    he is that guy, you little pimp

  • @full_ascend3212
    @full_ascend3212 3 года назад +409

    He looks like if David Hasselhoff was grown up in Florida and ate pop rocks laced with cocaine.

  • @retroscept
    @retroscept 3 года назад +577

    Why does every single 40+ year old “tough guy” talk exactly like this?

    • @philsburydoboy
      @philsburydoboy 3 года назад +15

      Too much Tucker Carlson

    • @cafr1985
      @cafr1985 3 года назад

      Like Patrick Warburton?

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 3 года назад +24

      They're not worth the energy. These people take everything good and beautiful in the world, turn it into garbage, and then blame everyone else.
      Half my real estate comes from irresponsible boomers like this, and it's because they're on fire sale, because they're pretty badly neglected. You can tell a lot about a person by how they kept their home.
      It's not random people's fault that he bought 3 overpriced vehicles at 18% APR, couldn't make the payments, drank himself out of a job and then yelled his wife and kid into leaving and requiring child support and a restraining order.
      _"If everyone else is the problem, maybe it's not them."_

    • @SmokeSAS
      @SmokeSAS 3 года назад +14

      @@philsburydoboy here’s the genius who brings politics to an unrelated video, gee thanks for starting the comment war dude.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 3 года назад +4

      ​@Br Mo
      It's funny in a way. They can't handle a competitive job market with aggressively low pay, while cost of living continues to grow. They call it "age discrimination", when really, they're just not used to the economy sucking.
      For all the talk about "millennials" being entitled, weak, etc., they're actually a hell of a lot stronger than the boomers and their midlife crises. We're used to life sucking. There's even a military phrase for it: _"embrace the suck"_.

  • @jake_mk7zs756
    @jake_mk7zs756 3 года назад +238

    I work in Burger King and the amount of “tough guy” customers that call me buddy and pal is a joke

    • @mirraco323
      @mirraco323 3 года назад +10

      I work in retail, and we literally call them “retail tough guys” because they’re only acting like that because you’re at work and they know you can’t do shit about it. Almost nobody with a half brain is going to lose their job just to take it outside with a customer, and these pussies know that. No chance 90% of those guys would talk to people like that just out on the street. They’re chicken shits. There’s been a couple times when I’ve explained this to these jackasses, and they shut up every time.

    • @knightofkorbin888
      @knightofkorbin888 2 года назад

      You.

    • @Eric_Gurt
      @Eric_Gurt 2 года назад

      Mhm

    • @Pepespizzeria1
      @Pepespizzeria1 2 года назад

      You're doing god's work pal

  • @plushdogg124
    @plushdogg124 3 года назад +6

    “Like a fusion of Neil Breen meets David Hasslehoff crawling on the floor for hamburgers” analogies like this are why I subbed years ago.

    • @kingkohwul
      @kingkohwul 3 года назад

      charlie saying he'll beat his weiner with nitroglycerin over a decade ago will FOREVER be stuck in my brain

  • @jvibing22
    @jvibing22 3 года назад +540

    charlie you’re not that guy pal

    • @jordannolan4008
      @jordannolan4008 3 года назад +23

      Are you?

    • @jvibing22
      @jvibing22 3 года назад +101

      @@jordannolan4008 Absolutely.

    • @postboy2242
      @postboy2242 3 года назад +18

      @@jvibing22 You're gonna get arrested for doing this?

    • @fazeisaaac3310
      @fazeisaaac3310 3 года назад +16

      @@postboy2242 arrested for doing what

    • @Rogersensei93
      @Rogersensei93 3 года назад +15

      @@fazeisaaac3310 just like a pimple on the left

  • @gridlock1637
    @gridlock1637 3 года назад +76

    Nothing says "I'm a Real Man" like harassing people in a Walgreens. Real tough guy

    • @ZrVll
      @ZrVll 3 года назад +1

      U

    • @binbasesatoktayyldran5236
      @binbasesatoktayyldran5236 3 года назад +1

      That's more of a douchebag rather then a real man/gamer.

    • @gridlock1637
      @gridlock1637 3 года назад +6

      @@binbasesatoktayyldran5236 I like how you imply that real man and gamer are interchangeable

    • @binbasesatoktayyldran5236
      @binbasesatoktayyldran5236 3 года назад +3

      @@gridlock1637 Because everyone knows that real men are gamers (chads)

  • @diamondbrush6991
    @diamondbrush6991 3 года назад +191

    "Just like a pimple on the left, someone says something and you don't like it" is now my go-to comeback.

    • @ZrVll
      @ZrVll 3 года назад +9

      What does a pimple on the right mean then?

    • @sarii_p1697
      @sarii_p1697 3 года назад +6

      @@ZrVll uh you say something you like?

    • @EpixManz
      @EpixManz 3 года назад +35

      @@ZrVll I think its his way of saying, "young liberals on the left are always complaining about things they don't like." Trust me I'm a professional.

    • @torridweiss
      @torridweiss 3 года назад +3

      @@ZrVll he is the pimple on the right

    • @angelguerrero7655
      @angelguerrero7655 3 года назад +2

      @@torridweiss his head is built like a pimple

  • @sese182
    @sese182 6 месяцев назад +3

    When close up in the beginning he looked kinda intimidating but the last seconds of video showing him to be a blimp really hurt his tough guy facade.

    • @Artur-kp4hj
      @Artur-kp4hj 6 месяцев назад +2

      He cut the part where the soy guy who was recording him got his balls back and started talking trash when he left.

  • @mrhackerman1595
    @mrhackerman1595 3 года назад +1622

    When your so early the unfunny verified comments aren’t here yet.

  • @mono.isgtds
    @mono.isgtds 3 года назад +249

    He speaks like he’s in a men’s health product advert.

  • @skeet6047
    @skeet6047 3 года назад +414

    Maybe the real tough guy is the friends we made along the way.

  • @Doopyhpp
    @Doopyhpp 2 года назад +4

    That looks like the lost brother too Butch Harman

  • @n1ta_
    @n1ta_ 3 года назад +232

    sounds like a bully from the late 90's calling every kid pal for their lunch money

  • @gentatsu9
    @gentatsu9 3 года назад +197

    I’ve never called anyone anything the way this guy says “pal”

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

      SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear gen

    • @rita-want-sex152
      @rita-want-sex152 3 года назад

      Vv

    • @berserkerkun9882
      @berserkerkun9882 3 года назад

      @@AxxLAfriku daddy respond to me

  • @TheCloudCrew4
    @TheCloudCrew4 3 года назад +824

    “Pimple on the left” was him calling the guy behind the camera a leftist/ democrat

  • @MisterM4n
    @MisterM4n 7 месяцев назад +2

    he looks like the friendliest aggressive person

  • @sunshinem.7741
    @sunshinem.7741 3 года назад +1127

    "I'm not your pal, buddy!"
    "I'm not your buddy, friend!"
    Doesn't remind me of middle aged dads, it reminds me of South Park 🤣

    • @vincentmac8312
      @vincentmac8312 3 года назад +12

      it's from that episode "Canada on strike"

    • @cortholiopezorama8879
      @cortholiopezorama8879 3 года назад +8

      “I’m not your friend, guy!”

    • @BilboB
      @BilboB 3 года назад

      @@vincentmac8312 isnt it from Zoolander?

    • @RndmGames
      @RndmGames 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ZOsDT3dw-k8/видео.html

    • @vincentmac8312
      @vincentmac8312 3 года назад +3

      @@BilboB no its from south park

  • @jsb7778
    @jsb7778 3 года назад +148

    This guy looks like a worn-out Patrick Warburton.

    • @Mazeta1910
      @Mazeta1910 3 года назад +1

      No way, this is bogus, man.

    • @honkhonk8759
      @honkhonk8759 3 года назад

      Field tested Patrick Warburton

  • @gavinrummel
    @gavinrummel 3 года назад +1510

    When he said “pimple on the left” I think he meant the political left, but it still doesn’t make sense.

    • @Happylol2500
      @Happylol2500 3 года назад +15

      Pimple = bad?

    • @brandonisweird7000
      @brandonisweird7000 3 года назад +70

      There’s pimples on both side of the political spectrum. One is slightly more disgusting than the other though.

    • @jacobbratton179
      @jacobbratton179 3 года назад +118

      @@brandonisweird7000 yeah the ones that dye their hair and get offend at someone breathing because they used the wrong pronoun

    • @eternallymortal1929
      @eternallymortal1929 3 года назад +52

      I don't know that you actually want an answer, but I'll weigh in with my perspective that doesn't mean anything. I'm pretty sure he was trying to use the word "pimple" to mean nerd. You can tell this guy is in his 50s (ish), so he's been using insults in the "nerd" category for decades. I'm pretty sure, from his perspective, trying to talk something out is something that the "weak" people on the political left would do and he wants to fight it out like the super-human strong people on the right. So, pimple on the left probably means something similar to "you weak-willed nerd who is afraid to fight me"
      The thing I never understand is, these chads that get up in your face when you say something they don't like always want to fight about it. what if you beat them up? Does their opinion change? Do they believe that opinions are a matter of physical strength? I'll never know because I am proudly a left pimple that couldn't win a fight against a geriatric molerat.

    • @flyingflamingflamingos3793
      @flyingflamingflamingos3793 3 года назад +249

      @@jacobbratton179 ah yes it's not corporate greed, racism, crippling poverty etc, the real problem is trans kids

  • @pigeontwister
    @pigeontwister 4 месяца назад +1

    This guy is now the cover of my heavy metal playlist

  • @toxic_shr00m
    @toxic_shr00m 3 года назад +67

    "Speaking of using your head, this guy's head looks like his head was used to model the thwomps in Super Mario 64."
    HOLY SHIT THIS LINE IS SO GOOD CHARLIE