I’ve done it. The hardest part is that one level you get turned into a gimp and then swat or something raids the building. You’re clearly intended to fight through it, but to do the achievement you have to sprint through hoping you don’t get beamed down. I think I was playing on a high difficulty when doing it, and it took me forever.
@@hmmmm9174 laughing at random innocents being killed for not signing a petition is considered dark for most people. Standards are judged by the majority and those who use the terms most frequently, so by definition, this is dark humor, sorry to burst your bubble, babe.
@@patavinity1262 Not cities necessarily, but plenty of towns in the southwestern part of the country; Arizona, Nevada, southern California, Utah, New Mexico. That's almost entirely rocky desert.
They had to be to keep people into them thats why older games in my opinion were more fun, cause they had more thought and effort put into them to make people want to play them, nowadays people just want good graphics and framerate
@@the_criminal_mastermind ahora estoy jugando al new vegas, y con sus graficos de carton y sus errores, me esta divirtiendo muchisimo mas que gta 5, que salio el mismo año
2:55 Watches as man blows up people infront of him then he approaches. “Hi there would you like to sign my petition?” *laughs* That’s a Bruh moment right there. 💆🏽♂️✨
He incinerates all the people to the guy’s left and right, i thought he was gonna whack him with the police baton and finish the job but instead asks him to sign his petition politely. What a mood... 2:48
"Are you gonna sign this or will it be your surviving family members"
"Okay I guess that sounds pretty good"
Top response
I mean, he did just prove he would kill him by burning a whole marching band
Haha! I watched the video too!
@@FooxTru top response
"or will it be your surviving family members?"
"ok, I guess that sounds pretty good."
*commits seppuku*
the petition is the funniest part of the game
Sign it now
@@Living_thing08 sign my petition damn it
Im sorry...
*YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING*
@@antony9956 *look just sign the stupid petition. I got stuff to do*
“Sign this petition or I’ll follow you home and kill your dog 🐕 “
Legends say you can play through the whole story without killing anybody.
I’ve done it. The hardest part is that one level you get turned into a gimp and then swat or something raids the building. You’re clearly intended to fight through it, but to do the achievement you have to sprint through hoping you don’t get beamed down. I think I was playing on a high difficulty when doing it, and it took me forever.
Not weekend though
@@HereJohnsonCave I tried it, managed to reach the military complex before I quitted since it got too tedious.
but the marching band dont count
@@medinaalangabriel “quitted”
"Are you gonna sign this, or will it be your surviving family members?"
Ok, that sounds pretty good :D
0 - 3 Trillion real fast.
Ok that sounds pretty good
Ahhhh
@@stemen8396 Thanks. :)
I feel like the whole town has lead poisoning
🤣
Yea
soldier moment
People dying carbonized
Psycho guy: Laughs
Smells like chicken!
"Look, just sign the stupid petition I got stuff to do."
"No way you freakin' pinko!"
you got to be fucking kidding me
Are you gonna sign this or will it be your surviving family members?
@@axelnicolasretamozo5754 "Sign this petition or I'll follow you home and kill your dog!"
"Ok, that sounds good."
*Signs petition*
"Thanks."
Thanks
i love the dark humor in this game.
hahahaha, yes, the dark humor.
There's nothing dArk humor about this it's just funny
It's interesting how people start going dark humor whenever there's anything actually funny
Shut up and sign my petition
@@hmmmm9174 laughing at random innocents being killed for not signing a petition is considered dark for most people. Standards are judged by the majority and those who use the terms most frequently, so by definition, this is dark humor, sorry to burst your bubble, babe.
@@hmmmm9174f*ck you, its just dark humor and thats very funny.
2:50 *COMMITS MASS HOMICIDE*
Random dude: "hey..."
Mmm... smells like chicken
That guy: AHAHAHAHHAAA
Build the rescue helicopter
Worker: *literally sees entire marching band get incinerated in front of his eyes*
Also worker: *this is fine.*
That's because it's Tuesday.
@@mrsupremegascon its chewsday innit
Smells like chicken
No way you frickin pinko.
Shit.
@@b.l.o.o.d.m.o.s.e.s. SHYIT
Sign my petition dammit
@@gibranhabibie5602 No way you frickin pinko!
@@ironic17 Look just sign the stupid petition, I got stuff to do
0:28 Randomly kills over 5 people
Hm... smells like chicken.
Postal Dude's hands are completely different in this. Strange.
mod
I think this its because this is an old version of the game
It IS an older version of the game! The original 2003 version!
This is the original version from 2003. Steam has a slightly modified version.
I love how they have different ways to react to his aggressive way to making them sign it
its 2022, I'm 26, and I've been a gamer all my life. and today is the day I learned this game exists. wow.
That's because you're a normie...
Remember this,
You're not a true gamer when you don't know what Postal is.
@@-Poka- now he is
As a non American I can't believe there are cities that looks exacly like in this video game
Which cities in America look like this?
@@patavinity1262 Not cities necessarily, but plenty of towns in the southwestern part of the country; Arizona, Nevada, southern California, Utah, New Mexico. That's almost entirely rocky desert.
@@burnttoast26 you have any images of it? Never seen any place that has like hills in each side of the road in america
@@Dr.HooWho ...
There aren't, babe... maybe slightly similar, but nothing "exactly like in this video game"
“Mmmm smells like chicken”
That’s what happens when you shouldn’t be asking cops to sign a petition, even when you are a homeless politician.
Ok you are coming with me
0:52 just randomly walking over dead burned body.. 💀
legend says he is still trying to get people to sign his petition...
"leave me alone weirdo!" meanwhile laughs while seeing a woman get burned by a fire bazooka 2:45
mens: "okay, that sounds pretty good" sign when they told them they gonna kill their dogs
Woman: "sorry" screams and runnaway
2:17 I like ya cut g
lool
I PICTURED IT LOL
Bruuuhh
💀
Postal guy: nukes everyone
Also postal guy: mmm smells like chicken 😆
This is basicaly everyone in 2020 lol
Pretty much
...what´s *2021* then?
Postal 4 on steroids and crystal meth ?
O_o
And in 2022. No just fentanyl ...
This ended up in my recommendation 10 years later
same
Even RUclips wants you to sign the petition.
I actually looked it up lmao
The masterpiece game ever
even tough graphics were low back then but the games were more intimate and fun to play.
They had to be to keep people into them thats why older games in my opinion were more fun, cause they had more thought and effort put into them to make people want to play them, nowadays people just want good graphics and framerate
@@the_criminal_mastermind ahora estoy jugando al new vegas, y con sus graficos de carton y sus errores, me esta divirtiendo muchisimo mas que gta 5, que salio el mismo año
I think you meant intricate instead of intimate.....
@@badbreakingbadvideosYou never try to put your dick in a cd hole?
2:46 the right second before he went literally postal
I love how you have to threaten some of the people just to get them to say "OK! I guess that sounds pretty good!" and then sign the damn petition
funny how the guys will sign the petetion if you threaten them but the women will run away screaming.
You gotta be freaking kidding.
Look just sign thew stupid petition! I got stuff to do!
OK, I guess that sounds pretty good
Thanks
Wow
Fucking*
"Mmm, smells like chicken" 😂
3:08 villain from far cry 6
0:07 ayy Whats kanye doin here
After all these years I still have no idea what a pinko is
Pinko is a pejorative for communist or socialist.
2:55
Watches as man blows up people infront of him then he approaches.
“Hi there would you like to sign my petition?”
*laughs*
That’s a Bruh moment right there. 💆🏽♂️✨
💂🏿♀️👶🏻📳
3:28 lmao
*hes my ringtone lol*
Você vai assinar a minha petição ? Petição - para fazer os congressistas do whyney jogarem jogos violentos
Will you sign my petition ? Petition - to make whyney congressmen play violent games
Did anyone realize that on the new version of Postal, there's a railing on the stairs at 2:00 ?
this game is ROCKS for its year, still now too111 very nais gameee
This game giving me The Stanley Parable vibes, the humor, similiar places, it's just really cool
Hahahaha the cop arrest you when you say sht to him, thats a good thinked feature, i loved it
Postal 2 is the funniest game ever. Love it.
0:27 That was an exelent move. Petition signed, just one, all clean, non alarm. 0:48
I’d do everything to go back to 2010
0:28 "mmm smells like chicken"
After comiting a war crime
It sounds pretty good, let me tell you. Signing that petition...
BWAJAJAJAJAJA XD 0:28
You sure Postal dude 7u7
It smells like chicken
Is this the work Cyrus from the Trailer park boys is always talking about
he said 'surviving family members', this guy's soft.
I like how they quit with the attitude when he threatens them
this is the longest 4 minutes and 36 seconds ive ever had to endure
Okay I guess that sounds pretty good
Fun fact: RWS guys will always sign it from first try, also you can get it signed twice or even 3 times from Mike J
Frank Hassle when he visited boogie
Me: I got Gta 6 early
Gta 6:
He incinerates all the people to the guy’s left and right, i thought he was gonna whack him with the police baton and finish the job but instead asks him to sign his petition politely.
What a mood... 2:48
2:59 HAHAHAHSGDHSHAHAHAHHA
🤌 A certified Classic. God bless.
No way you freaking pinko!!
Either it be you or your surviving family members
This is how hipnosis works
How do they even write without a pen?
Digital signature 🤣🤣🤣
cop got bad he was gonna take his job.
0:25
"Mmm... Smells like Chicken."
We need postal 5
"Smells like chicken"
0:08 tupac?
Hummmm, smells like chicken
Kanye west be signing petitions tho
I like the part with the petition
*NO WAY YOU FREAKIN PINKO*
Buzzzzz boom
You smells like chicken
"No way you freakin pinko"
I will follow you home and kill your 🐈😺😺😺
I laugh so hard 0:29
what is funny about?
@@septimussedonius4248 smells like chicken
NO way you freaken pinko
I'll sign it
no way you freaking pinko
Up yours buddy!
Can someone explain to me what pinko means?
@@userunavailable1505 Pinko means someone with left wing or liberal ideals.
mmmm smells like chicken 😂
Sign my petition for remaster this game
la música de crónica kajajajajjsjdjwa
impressive
other: *dies*
guy with blue t-shirt: *watches*
postal guy: you can please sign my petition?
HaHhhaHAhahAHHehHEahhEHh 2:57
2020
I never played this game but what's the point of signing your petition
how do you use it
Have a nice day
I Like this game
🎉
Oh, my god. Ok, i actually did it to read and reply ALL THE COMENTS. I think I'm going to ascend now
quit your bullshit
Me entretuve.
Postal 2 Meaning:would you like to sign my petition?
i just got no ideas m8
Sign*
Your mother signed my petition
2:50
I don't think they want to sign it.
And done
Quién está viendo crónica tv al inicio?
He commit Genocide
I like It