My favorite characters in this video are definitely trollerofnoobs56, thefanumtaxeryt, xshadowflameboyx, peculiarmemekid, and hypochuck! Such creatures!
I liked the bit where you inflicted mental anguish upon an unsuspecting member of the public, proceeding to laugh and tease that same unsuspecting member of the public for wanting to be free
@@sneezyboye7685 his profile picture is that of one of the pink room guests, being koseki bijou, yes. he is most likely a pebble showing great love of his oshi
XShadowFlameBoyX IS SO COOL. How can he be so strong to protect his friends when there is a literal demon king trapped in his right arm!!?!1! He's also bilingual WOW! Edit: It has come to my attention that XShadowFlameBoyX now goes by the name PeculiarMemeKid7. I no longer think that he is cool and I will no longer condone his actions in the future.
I will never not laugh at Clarkson making a woman go insane by trapping her inside a building and playing the same song at least 6 times, very comical of you, Clarkson
1:14:40 ok so there's this russian video where some guys asked a dude on Fiverr or some shit, to make a video recipe for a thing named "луковый угар" which is rougly translated to "onion lmfao", it's the type of situation when something's super fucking funny, made with ONIONS. At the end it looks kinda okay, but the whole process is...something... And the guideline for the recipe seems unreal
Multi gender? Is that like when you’re playing D&D and you’re playing as a bard but you take a couple levels in warlock so you can have eldritch blast?
Although Warlock allows you to take Eldritch Blast immedietly, in order to get an Eldritch Invocation which improves the spell you must have at least 2 levels to get the Invocation feature- understanding that 'Couple' generally refers to two of a thing user pan1337 is not incorrect in their assessment.
7:25 It didn't make the cut in this video but after this bit Carson asked if the build would "feature any Day One launch bugs" and I replied "This is the launch, it's unfinished." As of today it is still unfinished though if you look at it from spawn or on the inside without investigating too far you wouldn't be able to tell. Just like the real Cyberpunk, my beloved
I keep clicking off these types of videos once the server ad plays thinking it's an outro, only for youtube to put it on my homepage again with the progress bar half way through
Every time Carson uploads a new >1 hour long compilation of something, I always promise myself to ration the content. I then proceed to watch the whole thing in a single day.
0:03 I remember using this image in a middle school presentation but I can’t find the slides anymore. Why did I do that. What did that image help achieve.
9:43 Welcome to Minecraft Trolling Episode 5 17:42 Is it done raining on the server yet? 38:19 minecraft creeper and enderman and pig and cow 47:00 Who did that?
“Does the pastor build the church?” Is such a hard line
When God sings with his creations will a turtle not be part or the choir?
Ummmmm... thats a turtle
Fr I’m using that. Adding it to my arsenal if you will
I was laughing so hard when he said that
I'm trying to figure out how I could use that tbh
No one in this server reacts positively to a single one of Carson’s bits despite literally subbing to his channel
They pay for entry just to try and make him seem less funny
@@ultmateragnarok8376doesnt seem too hard
Maybe he should start making jokes that are funny
@@NickDroid_ he should write a joke book
that's the bit
"does the pastor build the church" hes so real for that
My favorite characters in this video are definitely trollerofnoobs56, thefanumtaxeryt, xshadowflameboyx, peculiarmemekid, and hypochuck! Such creatures!
Such dubious little creatures
oh i get it haha
ohhhhh, m&m’s!!
Ooooh yeah because like there'stwo Ms
you were 2 of those sir
I liked the bit where you inflicted mental anguish upon an unsuspecting member of the public, proceeding to laugh and tease that same unsuspecting member of the public for wanting to be free
Funniest things I've ever seen
17:02 is so unhinged I'm crying
the crackhead in the alleyway as I walk home from the grocery store
34:09 it took me a while to realize that man has been placing blocks and breaking them, truly a Sisyphean task
One must imagine Sisyphus happy
are you one of the subjects in the pink room
@@sneezyboye7685 his profile picture is that of one of the pink room guests, being koseki bijou, yes. he is most likely a pebble showing great love of his oshi
56:20 Carson runs a psychological experiment on viewer
stanford experiment levels of torture
what is that song??
@@fureversaltysomething from a mario cart game I think, but idk the exact name of the song
@@hak-en-slash4636 Yeah, it definitely sounded nintendo-esque
its moo moo farm isnt it?
18:43 The cutoff "VITTU!" is so un-hingedly funny as a Finn viewer
I curse in Finnish around strangers so I don’t bother them
I’ve never seen the phrase “un-hingedly” before. That goes kinda hard
@@clotslurp I curse in finnish around strangers so I bother them. We are not the same 😎
Gavin is unironically a really good rapper. 36:12-36:40 was sus but 36:44-37:40 was actual really fire.
🔥🔥🔥
Mmmm, I forgot about that money spree I went on
how much did you even spend? genuinely curious
@@lasthutaoa lot, I forgor
@gasmask_man4904 he who knows not his funds is forever free of worry
I envy your disposable income
Minecraft but the Power hurts you
Darkness but hurts Power Minecraft you
WOW, This power REALLY hurts!
so uhh, I'm a developer and I made Minecraft, but every in-game hour Power hurts you
My darkness so hard rn
Why is it STILL FUNNY?
Carson‘s viewers are some of the most inquisitive and fascinating creatures in all the animal kingdoms
My honest response: 1:08:53
youtube but the comment section is the dark and it hurts you
sans undertale?
everyone like this comment so it becomes to most liked comment on youtube!!!!!!💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥
the comment section but the dark hurts you jokes hurt you
RAHHH!!
It takes me years to forgive...
XShadowFlameBoyX IS SO COOL. How can he be so strong to protect his friends when there is a literal demon king trapped in his right arm!!?!1! He's also bilingual WOW!
Edit: It has come to my attention that XShadowFlameBoyX now goes by the name PeculiarMemeKid7. I no longer think that he is cool and I will no longer condone his actions in the future.
37:00 THIS IS MF DOOM🔥🔥🗣🗣
Searching for this 😅
💯🙏
thanks for reminding me i forgot to sign up for the draft carson
Life but the government hurts you
@@rwrunning1813 marx quote
I’m not a big fan of the government
@@NickDroid_ 30 on 30
8:10 Still never got paid for this btw
you seem hurt... maybe th dark got to you
you are insane
Hi Jon!!!
Minecraft but it hurts you for an hour
Minecraft but Carson beats you violently with a stainless steel 16 inch pot for an hour
1:13:45 Honoured to have contributed to this piece of art
bro released a different format for a video and hopes we enjoy
Uh yeah
I mean I enjoyed it, only problem is carson can't make this content regularly at all lol
ummm you have a poitn....
@@kingbigballs4098 im poitny
He clearly likes it
I will never not laugh at Clarkson making a woman go insane by trapping her inside a building and playing the same song at least 6 times, very comical of you, Clarkson
What the nutsack
34:10 I think “TrollerOfNoobs56” endlessly trapped in a Sisyphusian prison in the background is a nice element
1:14:40 ok so there's this russian video where some guys asked a dude on Fiverr or some shit, to make a video recipe for a thing named "луковый угар" which is rougly translated to "onion lmfao", it's the type of situation when something's super fucking funny, made with ONIONS. At the end it looks kinda okay, but the whole process is...something... And the guideline for the recipe seems unreal
16:38 terrifying spiders
26:53 lethal company
33:59 narciplier!
41:36 BUUUUUUH bark
Multi gender? Is that like when you’re playing D&D and you’re playing as a bard but you take a couple levels in warlock so you can have eldritch blast?
you only need 1 level for eldritch blast
@@Crossfade1625 🤓Your eldritch blast improves the higher your warlock level is
cantrips get stronger with your player level not just your level in the class that you got the cantrip from
Multi gender? Bro you got 2 of them bitches?
Although Warlock allows you to take Eldritch Blast immedietly, in order to get an Eldritch Invocation which improves the spell you must have at least 2 levels to get the Invocation feature- understanding that 'Couple' generally refers to two of a thing user pan1337 is not incorrect in their assessment.
registered with the selective service because of this video. i'm almost 20
Ask for pay.
@@CallMeCarsonLIVE a feeble request
56:18 god i love zexyzek
holy kino reference
What the nutsack?
3:28 wow this really reminds me of simpler times
7:25 It didn't make the cut in this video but after this bit Carson asked if the build would "feature any Day One launch bugs" and I replied "This is the launch, it's unfinished." As of today it is still unfinished though if you look at it from spawn or on the inside without investigating too far you wouldn't be able to tell. Just like the real Cyberpunk, my beloved
I it ever does get finished y'all should put a bunch of buttons labeled bugs in it
one of my favorite live videos you’ve uploaded! the structure on this one is sooooo well put together. kudos to your editor!
This is unironically my favorite video on the internet
ShadowFlameBoy straddles the line between comedic genius and mental illness
29:00 Hearing Carson mention the pigeon forge comedy barn about broke my brain, so random and yet so close to home lmao
I like how the message above "Be normal" was "The ball fondler"
56:20 was actually just bullying 😭😭😭
39:58 Where the hell do I get this alley sound pack? I NEED them to sound like that.
WHERE DO I GET IT
Where. Carson King. Where.
I wish I could watch this video for the first time again carson! Very funny!
MKBHD - Muh-Kuh-Buh-Huh-Duh (ONLY correct Pronunciation)
ohh m and ms because there were two ms on his teeth
His in-between life as a fat cop chasing a thug on a never-ending subway track in his eternal limbo still haunts him to this dHEY
subway surfers?
“Does the pastor build the church?” damn that’s crazy
18:43 TORILLA TAVATAAN!!!
RRRAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
GRAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
thank you for the content white carson, i will make sure to savour it, and then devour it, like the bulky beast i am.
Carson, I hold you responsible for degrading my sense of humor to the point i laugh at the word "schloop".
1:16:08 I'm killing crossfade for including this
tomfoolery
At least you weren't singing gay bars.
39:55 the funniest bit in my opinion
Jon's determination to finish his project is more than i have for even small everyday problems.
39:56 this is hilarious, can we get this resource pack?
13:04 LITTLE BABY SIGHTED :D
I keep clicking off these types of videos once the server ad plays thinking it's an outro, only for youtube to put it on my homepage again with the progress bar half way through
i would love to see more content in this style, keep it up Carfuel
40:29 the 4th graders at recess
"Which gender likes dinosaurs and trucks but also wants to be emotionally vulnerable" 🤣😂 this is making me laugh way too hard
Thanks Carson! it's amazing how you can make one hour feel like five!
38:47 Reminds me of simpler times (SkyDoesMinecraft)
AW DAMN IT STICKY KEYS!
Every time Carson uploads a new >1 hour long compilation of something, I always promise myself to ration the content.
I then proceed to watch the whole thing in a single day.
Hey why are there plenty of things in here
Wow! I hade a great laugh! Thank you Carson!
Crazy mobblehouse!! Eatin' deezanoodles!!
new voice unlocked
I was laughing and I snorted at the same time as Carson at 1:07 and it freaked me tf out im like trippin rn fr
Theres not a single video on thw internet that has made me laugh this many times from watching it
The space movie viewing using a players voice chat for the audio was incredible
0:03 I remember using this image in a middle school presentation but I can’t find the slides anymore. Why did I do that. What did that image help achieve.
57:00 literal psychological warfare wth 😭
8:43 Wait this is actually insanely good!
8:35 The witches were very synchronized with that "It’s witching hour"
Still the only man to make me cry laugh in every damn video
Carson existing reminds me of simpler times
My mum walked into my room at this part 36:10
that’s unfortunate
Appreciate the LEGO "HEY!" cameos in the intro!
46:15 IM ON TV
54:33 yet another customer
9:43 Welcome to Minecraft Trolling Episode 5
17:42 Is it done raining on the server yet?
38:19 minecraft creeper and enderman and pig and cow
47:00 Who did that?
5:04 "Urethra!"
this is my favorite video ever
I love this new format :)
10:45 - Just wanted to highlight Loki's Beautiful recovery here
1:12:12 me when the window on the airplane breaks
56:40 ever watched black mirror before?
Watching Carson reminds me of simpler times
This was better than simpler times
I FEEL LIKE A PASSENGER IN MY OWN BODY 👍
This video never gets old
thanks for this hour of content
Banger another vid for the cmc youtube mix
1:05:04 omg it’s the guy
I love these
Thank you for the Mine Crafting CallSome
I can feel my brain deconposing as i watch this video
I would say this reminds me of simpler times, but i think i prefer this complicated moment
41:14 is so fucking funny holy shit. this is actual gold. a gem even. insane.
now this is epic
This video felt like a day going by
47:07 shun kaidou ahh bit
1:00:16 lebrackshots 💀
I actually transitioned so Carson has another female viewer now
51:05 I'm there! I'm Textri! loved that stream, sad you didn't make it into a video :(
The unprecedented return of Baskin was legendary, and it was only 2 seconds
wow, this was so funny
The draft advice at chapter 3 saved me, thanks editor.