This is actually the real strategy in history (although it didn't end up well). An example is that the Qing Dynasty used this against six other weaklings, taking them one by one, thus ruling the whole region.
As an Ohioan, I thought it was a very fitting ending. To be fair though, nobody in that group knew where Ohio was, perpetuating the stupid trend of people not think Ohio is significant!
Only because they don't ACTUALLY team up against him and mostly just sabotage eachtoher while he just sits there becoming unstoppable. Like FFS he had THREE territory bonuses and Kyle decides it's better to break up anyone else's territory bonus so that no one can hope to stand up to toonz. That was just embarassing to watch.
Kyle actually knows how to play Risk, he keeps sabotaging others' territories to remove the bonus no matter his troops is low. But he loses out in the end sadly due to how both Squirrel n' Austin just trying too hard to retake while letting Toonz gathering troops n' bonus comfortably
on this board, you need to control the mid atlantic and new england so you get the bonuses. if you take both of those and fortify the only 2 places that can bee attacked in those areas you are golden for 3 more pieces per turn.
The turtle message is actually an Australian turtle, based on the tactic in the full world map where you just hole up in Australia, which makes it virtually impossible to lose early game. This unfortunately doesn't work anymore because now there is a connection between Australia and Madagascar.
Thank you for the hour long video Toonz. I needed it today after losing my long time furry pal. He was a great companion taken from the world too early. The video helped me cope and keep my mind busy so I could work today. Much love 💙
The fact that Cartoonz let the last play be Ohio vs. Michigan and there is an on going rivalry between them is just pure gold As a fellow Ohioan, I appreciate this❤️🔥
I'm the only person in my family/friends who would sit down and enjoy a game of risk, and so I spend an hour watching u guys do wut I can only ever dream of
I don't know if you guys have tried it. But, there is a true random dice roll setting instead of balanced blitz. It should make it so you don't have to do the individual rolls.
Turn on escalating troops for card turn ins (I don’t know the real name). It makes it so the more times cards are traded in, the more troops you get. By the end of the game you can get 50+ troops for card trade ins.
I hope one day you bring back just 1 more game of Risk, I love watching this stuff and rewatched it several times, the vibes are just right and Squirrel being a weasel every time makes it hilarious
Cartoonz describing a road trip I took a few years back. Stay in SD for an extended weekend, pass through Minnesota for just a soda and pass by ND for a minute
1:02:50 Kyle could have won if he took 1 of each of Cartoonz territories to break his bonuses and stop reinforcements. Cartoons would have at most took 1 or 2 states on the west coast if he attacked there but most likely he would have had 6 reinforcements to attempt to take back the states he lost but by then its too late
I love when he starts talking about how he didn't know where montana was, it's part of our defences, along with the cold and everyone owning guns for hunting or sport
I find it interesting that Toonz (who I consider the most intelligent of the group) ends up playing against Kyle (who I understand is/was a stoner), lmfao.
@Cartoonz, thank you for the last minute decision to let Ohio take on Michigan in a one on one fight, and win. (Spoilers for the end, couldn’t help but be thankful for the wonderful game you posted here. Thanks again for bringing us all fantastic content.) 👍🏻🇺🇸
1:03:09 He could have won the whole game, going through Michigan, Wisconsin etc, following the North, and removed every single one of Cartoonz territory bonuses and then just outnumbered him to the end
Squirrel, when you are called to pick a side in a war you pick one immediately, and you chose Kyle and Austin. Which is good, and then you stick with them regardless of the outcome because it's a testament of character. After the war your the world will remember that you liked your side then stuck with them through the best and the worst of it. And it future confrontations you will be a trusted ally. So what you never do, is switch sides mid fight to side with the winner, and be known as a coward.
That was awesome and hilarious you wrecked house both times and you had my home state of Michigan which got me happy amazing video as always 💓can't wait for the next one
"When you're the weakest ,you side with the stongest"
-DeadSquirrel 2022
You forgot the "Last Words" in the statement.
That was an amazing move by squirrel tho.
@@sabertheravenger9201 yeah kinda messed that part up lmao
This is actually the real strategy in history (although it didn't end up well). An example is that the Qing Dynasty used this against six other weaklings, taking them one by one, thus ruling the whole region.
As a citizen of Michigan, I am very hurt to know we lost to Ohio at the end, and yes, it was fucked up to leave us for last.
Toonz really doesn't know quite the insult he's made us endure
It was a fitting end to Michigan
As an Ohioan, I thought it was a very fitting ending. To be fair though, nobody in that group knew where Ohio was, perpetuating the stupid trend of people not think Ohio is significant!
@@matthewdepinet6361 wait ohio is a state?!? i though it was that cereal that no one ever buys
To be fair Ohio has a bunch of skin walkers they had a unfair advantage
Squirrel kinda decided that game by distracting everyone with his constant treachery
I've had never seen someone turn their backs on their allies so much... He survived so long despite doing that, it was beautiful in its own way xD
@@Libellulaire damn he gots his Italian actions going
A year, and a new risk vid later and he still went that route 😂
Lol I love how they all were making fun of Kyle but he ended up being the only one to survive To the end against Toonz
Thats Kyle’s secret he knew what he was doin
@@merculese001 ya he didn't piss off Toonz 😉
The fact that I clicked on the video and this is the top comment is bullshit😂
@@merculese001 well not sure to thank you or be upset for the spoiler 😂
Trick is to leave the idiot last to conquer
I kinda amaze how kyle survive up until the end despite being careless and failed some big brain moment🤣
Same… At one point, I figured it would be a heavyweight battle between Toonz and Austin…
I tell you one thing whenever anyone teams up against Toonz they lose like hell😂😂
IN EVERY GAME
Only because they don't ACTUALLY team up against him and mostly just sabotage eachtoher while he just sits there becoming unstoppable.
Like FFS he had THREE territory bonuses and Kyle decides it's better to break up anyone else's territory bonus so that no one can hope to stand up to toonz. That was just embarassing to watch.
@@metazoxan2 personally,I think it's great to watch cartoonz just wrecked them like a pro
I'm so used to seeing Austin as a gray goose that I didn't realize that was him on the thumbnail lol
Same, I honestly thought it was Bryce for a sec (since he’s usually pictured as the blondie)
I knew it was him by their gartic phone videos 😂
Kyle actually knows how to play Risk, he keeps sabotaging others' territories to remove the bonus no matter his troops is low. But he loses out in the end sadly due to how both Squirrel n' Austin just trying too hard to retake while letting Toonz gathering troops n' bonus comfortably
They all suck at Risk xD watch how GMs play they arent using the blitz feature or slider. They also attack inneffectively.
Once more with feeling...
"Fear not an competent foe, but an incompetent ally."
- could be Napoleon
No truer words have been spoken.
Just like squirrel
Already laughed my butt off at “how does your chin smell like”
i love how everyone just down right hesitates when it comes to attacking toonzie lol
you gotta make more risk this is some of the best content
on this board, you need to control the mid atlantic and new england so you get the bonuses. if you take both of those and fortify the only 2 places that can bee attacked in those areas you are golden for 3 more pieces per turn.
That’s one way to do it yes
Kinda hoping for 6 people though it's really awesome how he's basically doing a nostalgia board games being video games thing. Amazing absolutely
26:49 “That’s where Genay is from!”
37:07 “I always thought you had a big ‘mushroom tip’, Kyle”
Let's gooo! I've been waiting everyday since the last one, thank you for putting out another amazing video Toonz!
Same!
I feel the same when I noticed this BUT then I see it's in the USA now I hope toonz wins🥺🙏
I wish it was 3 hours long again 😂
@@Smashing_Bumpkin oooh a military man 😃
If so try the video game dynasty warriors 8 😁
If you're okay with having to do more than just command 😅
Same
As a native Ohioan and passionate fan of the Ohio State Buckeyes seeing 1:15:12 brings a smile to my face.
Around 37:00...Kyle: "I dont feel like attacking"...Cartoonz: "You're not gonna get a card dipshit." Just the way cartoonz said that had me rollin
The turtle message is actually an Australian turtle, based on the tactic in the full world map where you just hole up in Australia, which makes it virtually impossible to lose early game. This unfortunately doesn't work anymore because now there is a connection between Australia and Madagascar.
Was hoping you guys would play more of this game after seeing the last video. You can post as much of this as you want, I will be watching it all.
Thank you for the hour long video Toonz. I needed it today after losing my long time furry pal. He was a great companion taken from the world too early. The video helped me cope and keep my mind busy so I could work today. Much love 💙
I'm a year late hearing that from you, but I'm sorry about your loss.🙏💐
"I like Oreos" had me crying it was so random
Dead Squirrel: "Does anyone live in Arkansas?"
Me yelling: "YES! YOU FUCK!"
BRO FR SAME
Also yelling “It’s Arkansas, not ar-Kansas you DUMB NUT!”
Fucking same man, middle of buck fuck you got a pretty mouth😂😂
Same for me as well lol
Bro same
They still haven’t learned to not doubt Kyle
As a citizen of Ohio, I appreciate you letting them take over Michigan in the end.
47:48
If he had fortified his whole army in the middle of Toon's land he might have wrecked havoc if he didn't retreat
I love how there's always a team up against Toonz it seems haha
Jihi's thumbnails are perfection. I don't think I've ever seen her draw Austin as a human!
The fact that Cartoonz let the last play be Ohio vs. Michigan and there is an on going rivalry between them is just pure gold
As a fellow Ohioan, I appreciate this❤️🔥
Thanks for posting another video of this game TOoNz, I really love watching you and your crew.
I'm the only person in my family/friends who would sit down and enjoy a game of risk, and so I spend an hour watching u guys do wut I can only ever dream of
As an Ohioan, I very much enjoyed that ending.
I really like watching the risk games. I hope you guys make anIother video or two. Also, The chaos Austin and Kyle brought to this was hilarious.
Theyre all so scared of Toonz, he gets away with his bold plays lmao
I don't know if you guys have tried it. But, there is a true random dice roll setting instead of balanced blitz. It should make it so you don't have to do the individual rolls.
As an Ohioan, I’m very proud of that ending 😎
32:20 squirrel committing anime treason of the year
Edit: Also as a Kansan I felt honored and betrayed by this video at the same time O.o
Turn on escalating troops for card turn ins (I don’t know the real name). It makes it so the more times cards are traded in, the more troops you get. By the end of the game you can get 50+ troops for card trade ins.
I LOVE THIS, PLAY THIS AGAIN PLEASE TOONZ
Squirrel - "Hey, guys, you wanna play some Risk?"
Toonz - "You mean 14 mid rolls? I'm kiiiiiiinda down!"
"I got people there" that killed me lol love toonz
I feel like Squirrel kinda gave Toonz the victory (or at least made it easier)
YES!! The God Toonz has blessed us with another Risk Video!!
Yeah but we missed Jihi🐸🥺
@@integralduh7023 🥺
I hope one day you bring back just 1 more game of Risk, I love watching this stuff and rewatched it several times, the vibes are just right and Squirrel being a weasel every time makes it hilarious
he posted one today actually
Never thought I’d enjoy watching Risk gameplay but here we are again! These videos are great!! 😂😂
Cartoonz describing a road trip I took a few years back. Stay in SD for an extended weekend, pass through Minnesota for just a soda and pass by ND for a minute
1:02:50 Kyle could have won if he took 1 of each of Cartoonz territories to break his bonuses and stop reinforcements.
Cartoons would have at most took 1 or 2 states on the west coast if he attacked there but most likely he would have had 6 reinforcements to attempt to take back the states he lost but by then its too late
Nerddddd
More risk I’m loving it
Would love to see a more in depth risk with strategies on how to take/defend the territory
Yooo mad respect for letting Ohio finish Michigan at the end
I love watching
Toonz and the rest playing risk
thank you so much for uploading more 😫 i didn’t think you’d ever upload any more
I missed Luke playing this game I'm glad he's back playing
I love how both Risk videos show us why you don't piss off the Demon Lord
I love when he starts talking about how he didn't know where montana was, it's part of our defences, along with the cold and everyone owning guns for hunting or sport
I find it interesting that Toonz (who I consider the most intelligent of the group) ends up playing against Kyle (who I understand is/was a stoner), lmfao.
I didn’t know Kyle does drugs
@@mechadoggy If you believe Squirrel, Kyle did weed in high school. I doubt he still does, if he ever did, lol.
@@kibbersullivan6358 Oh, did Squirrel and Kyle go to high school together?
@Cartoonz, thank you for the last minute decision to let Ohio take on Michigan in a one on one fight, and win. (Spoilers for the end, couldn’t help but be thankful for the wonderful game you posted here. Thanks again for bringing us all fantastic content.) 👍🏻🇺🇸
Damn straight Go Bucks!
The amount of geographical knowledge they just lack is incredible
The banter between Austin & Squirrel 🐿makes me laugh 😂
I yelled out loud of pure excitement over this video! The last Risk video was so much fun!
I have been praying to the Gods for you to make another Risk video! They have truly smiled on all of us today! ODIN IS WITH US!!!
I used to play this game with my grandpa and seeing the name of the game brings back so many good memories
Idk what it is but I’m always down to watch someone play risk
I’m just proud that Wisconsin was tough and fought valiantly all throughout the war.
leave it to tOonZ to get Risk trending
1:03:09
He could have won the whole game, going through Michigan, Wisconsin etc, following the North, and removed every single one of Cartoonz territory bonuses and then just outnumbered him to the end
Toonz lookin undefeated now
All hail KING TOONZ
Squirrel, when you are called to pick a side in a war you pick one immediately, and you chose Kyle and Austin. Which is good, and then you stick with them regardless of the outcome because it's a testament of character. After the war your the world will remember that you liked your side then stuck with them through the best and the worst of it. And it future confrontations you will be a trusted ally.
So what you never do, is switch sides mid fight to side with the winner, and be known as a coward.
One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates🎈
As someone born and raised in FL I can confirm every they said is try, except the "we roll over" part
Thank you so much! I Really wanted to watch another one of these
Toonz the strategic genius
Best board game ever made! Let’s go! Can’t wait for another game!
FINALLY TOONZ I'VE MISSED THIS BEAUTIFUL GAME ALSO DYING LIGHT 2
YEHA
2:40 but now he's using 1 dice...
He can still use 3 dice
That's how Risk works... probability
As soon as Toonz got Kentucky and Tennessee, I knew he had a huge advantage at least
I am loving this risk content it literally suck me in for like an hour and I barely realized
YASSS!!! Another one of these long enjoyable toonz videos. LEZZ GOOO!
more risk, means more reward for us
Toonz with the win again he's undefeated
MORE RISK PLEASE I STARTED PLAYING AFTER SEEING YOUR TWO VIDEOS just need friends to play it with 💀
Person 1-“I’m just gonna roll Kyle here in a second.”
Cartoonz-“Like a blunt?”
😂😂💀
If I kyle eliminated squirrel he could have won
Also here:
1:02:40 he could have easily taken most of Toonz's troop bonuses but he just didn't
YES! I LOVE RISK! Keep ‘em coming
10:00, still not allied with squirrel, fully trust squirrel not to attack there
bro haven't even watched it but i know Toonzy has some great content ready for me
Toonz king of RISK???
As a Michigander, I don’t know how to feel about this.
"I love winning, winnings awesome"
We need more of this , this shit was funny
"THAT'S rigHT purple herpies sit your ass DOWN!" 😂😂
Dudeee I’m obsessed w these videos cuz ISTGGG I think of all the shit I would do and toonz did exaxtlyyy that. He smart af w the strategies.
Glad to see another one
39:28 Man straight up turned this into Texas Hold'em
Kyle is so cute in the thumbnail
That was awesome and hilarious you wrecked house both times and you had my home state of Michigan which got me happy amazing video as always 💓can't wait for the next one
It’s funny bc Ohio and Michigan have beef so good way to end it
58:26 love that evil laugh
Been waiting ages for another risk video
we need to see more of this