Russell Howard's Good News - Series 7, Episode 5

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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024

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  • @wtaffam
    @wtaffam 4 года назад +264

    "I'll take my glove off to shake your hand"
    Weird how things change..

    • @keiraq444
      @keiraq444 4 года назад

      Aha 😂❤️

    • @edsigamoney2176
      @edsigamoney2176 3 месяца назад

      this doesn't sound weird anymore, so yeh, it is weird how things change

  • @liligh
    @liligh 4 года назад +379

    Russel I discovered you by accident last year and I genuinely love your humor, your boyish face and your intellect.

    • @actuallytord
      @actuallytord 4 года назад +9

      Not man like face, simply, boyish.

    • @larapalma3744
      @larapalma3744 4 года назад +8

      And his Russtiddies

    • @liligh
      @liligh 4 года назад +2

      @DarkzNightcore you DO know that not everyone is British, right?

    • @FRICKTHEPIRATE
      @FRICKTHEPIRATE 4 года назад +1

      @@liligh What's that got to do with it? lol

    • @yakie6992
      @yakie6992 4 года назад +1

      liligh Are you trying to pull some form of race/nationality card because someone said you type like Russell brand

  • @endlesslytired
    @endlesslytired 7 лет назад +118

    This is my favorite mystery guest by far xD

  • @gamingfreak2821
    @gamingfreak2821 4 года назад +48

    Alan is definitely one of the best guests to have come on to this show, hes amazing and is funny asf 😂

    • @tommunism8778
      @tommunism8778 3 года назад

      Agreed

    • @bil8647
      @bil8647 Год назад

      Yes, and his delivery of the one liners had me in stiches.

  • @someguy2291
    @someguy2291 4 года назад +399

    When Boris Johnson said very nice he sounded like emperor palpatine

  • @albertperry8577
    @albertperry8577 5 лет назад +181

    I love the fact that no hairnets or plastic shower-cappy things for them-no, they're English butchers, they use special white netted trilbys! It's marvelous!

    • @AshCinder
      @AshCinder 4 года назад +10

      alepi I never realised that! To me it’s just normal. Do butchers in other countries not wear white hats?

  • @BangtansMomma
    @BangtansMomma 4 года назад +62

    I always laugh when watching Russell 😂 I just can’t help myself , he’s always hilarious 🤣

    • @bronwyngray8682
      @bronwyngray8682 3 года назад +4

      Russell Howard is my favorite comedian of all time

  • @thebigoneonly
    @thebigoneonly 4 года назад +49

    there is always time for some Russell Howard humour in my evenings.

  • @kelsiestringer7124
    @kelsiestringer7124 4 года назад +609

    '... Played his Trump card'
    Me : if only you knew......

    • @thunderking2456
      @thunderking2456 4 года назад +9

      Tell me why I looked in the comments to see if anyone else noticed, go to newest comments, there you are top of the list

    • @kelsiestringer7124
      @kelsiestringer7124 4 года назад

      @@thunderking2456 idk, I don't scroll the comments, just say what I think.

    • @kelsiestringer7124
      @kelsiestringer7124 4 года назад

      Chill

    • @bagely_
      @bagely_ 4 года назад +1

      Aaaand that’s a copy of my comment

    • @kelsiestringer7124
      @kelsiestringer7124 4 года назад

      @@bagely_ didn't realise, I don't scroll comments, I put what I think, I'm sorry but I didn't realise

  • @ellamoss3526
    @ellamoss3526 4 года назад +25

    I hope Russell Howard Make a whole series on Netflix 💕#so cool 😎

  • @DariyusKabraji
    @DariyusKabraji 6 лет назад +382

    A blind ninja? They’ve gone and tasered Matt Murdock

    • @catchingtheshot1333
      @catchingtheshot1333 4 года назад +1

      I live in chorley lol😅

    • @tinders9435
      @tinders9435 4 года назад +2

      @@catchingtheshot1333 ok

    • @DeadBore
      @DeadBore 4 года назад

      😂😂

    • @jamiemckelvie342
      @jamiemckelvie342 4 года назад

      Marcin Frelich my grandson is called Chad, I’m very proud of him

    • @sunburnacoustic369
      @sunburnacoustic369 4 года назад +3

      Au contraire, the fact that they tasered him likely means it wasn't Matt!

  • @nuclear_war_games
    @nuclear_war_games 4 года назад +104

    2:26 Definitely how "The Kingsman" was made!

  • @feralbluee
    @feralbluee 2 года назад +12

    absolutely fab!! LOL And Ryan was hilarious. boy, do i love Irish speech - somehow it changes the whole feel of the set. great show! this my second day of my Russell Howard discovery :) and i’m still binging. 😋🌷🌱

  • @Shari466
    @Shari466 2 года назад +5

    Thank you Russell. You're comedy even shows from years ago have kept me sane for the past 6 years. 👍❤

  • @lykaidaethesecond6746
    @lykaidaethesecond6746 4 года назад +120

    There was someone who was drunk and started cutting into pineapples and yelling “i know you’re in here somewhere, Spongebob!”

    • @abbylucas9239
      @abbylucas9239 4 года назад +1

      lol

    • @humzah_
      @humzah_ 4 года назад +4

      That is from one of those funniest texts ever videoslol

    • @anyathepanther7977
      @anyathepanther7977 4 года назад +1

      "wheeze"
      What did he want from Spongebob???🤣🤣🤣

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 4 года назад +1

      I think I actually heard that somewhere. Still funny.

  • @ron4212
    @ron4212 7 лет назад +39

    That old man is amazing

  • @kharon3782
    @kharon3782 4 года назад +30

    Just imagine what it was like to be that blind man walking down the road and suddenly just everything seizing your fallen down

  • @cindymcclain3309
    @cindymcclain3309 4 года назад +8

    Just wanted to say thanks for the giggles! You and your mom bring alot of joviality to my wotld.

  • @alishaogwuru1178
    @alishaogwuru1178 Год назад +2

    The fact I was watching this as a kid on Tv, to still watching this now as a 22 year old. Also the 'Very Nice' video, I forgot all about that XD

  • @yingyang3769
    @yingyang3769 4 года назад +174

    Watching this to forget about corona

  • @darkenedgaming320
    @darkenedgaming320 7 лет назад +182

    Andrew Ryan is actually hilarious lol

    • @rhysyyyyyyyyyyyyy
      @rhysyyyyyyyyyyyyy 4 года назад +8

      Darkened Gaming what the fuck have you done with my money
      Brian

    • @Lilly-vz2un
      @Lilly-vz2un 3 года назад +3

      Each to their own I suppose

    • @HolyGoddessMotherAnne
      @HolyGoddessMotherAnne 2 года назад +4

      Wait he actually exists and didn't run a city under the sea in the 1960s for a free society?

    • @specialpatrolgroup92
      @specialpatrolgroup92 2 года назад +1

      @@HolyGoddessMotherAnne I was just about to Google the name, I KNEW I knew it from somewhere:)

  • @Polarisprism
    @Polarisprism 7 лет назад +73

    when the sausages were barbecued everyone was like: mmmhhh!
    when the sausages were made the audience was like: eww!

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 4 года назад +1

      That's why there's that saying about "nobody knows how the sausage gets made"

  • @glenlay
    @glenlay 4 года назад +18

    I’ve been a fan of RW for many years and just like a good bottle of wine he’s matured rather nicely, he’s brilliant timing and visual expressions and vocal attributes are star status. Thanks for many hours if laughter 😂🤣😂
    24th of May 2020 🇬🇧

  • @BonJody
    @BonJody 2 года назад +12

    I'm American, I have an aunt named Francis, she goes by Fanny, I can't say her name without laughing now that I've watched so many British shows.

  • @CeciliaCameron-df9he
    @CeciliaCameron-df9he Год назад +1

    I came across you by mistake a month ago. I really enjoy your humour.

  • @SuperSaiyan46Gohan
    @SuperSaiyan46Gohan 3 года назад +6

    Who is watching this during this pandemic & misses these times were you can go to Russell Howard gig(or any gig) without wearing masks or social distancing.
    I miss those days 😭😅.

  • @barbaralyons3978
    @barbaralyons3978 Год назад +3

    As an old American woman, I just can't get enough of Russell Howard; even though half the time I have no idea who or what he is talking about. It makes no difference I still laugh. He reminds me of John Stewart.

  • @Christiantheforestdweller
    @Christiantheforestdweller Год назад +6

    Alan's cheeky remarks where hilarious 😂

  • @irisalan3018
    @irisalan3018 Год назад +1

    Ryan is sooo lovely I wish to see more of him as well

  • @brendabrown8042
    @brendabrown8042 5 месяцев назад +1

    OMG Andrew Ryan almost killed me. making me laugh about the phone .

  • @hunterstalls6370
    @hunterstalls6370 7 лет назад +47

    This was amazing

  • @jameshickey1294
    @jameshickey1294 2 года назад +1

    10/2022= Russell is a national treasure- absolute top man...🤣

    • @adamatch9624
      @adamatch9624 2 года назад

      Nah he’s shit now he’s to political

  • @ziggyzoo9335
    @ziggyzoo9335 4 года назад +15

    13:40 his 5 point plan only has four points! 🤣

  • @danshep7794
    @danshep7794 4 года назад +57

    Bet the blind man didn’t see that coming

    • @scarlettbugler8848
      @scarlettbugler8848 4 года назад +1

      I am blind and after reading your comment I could not believe what I was seeing this is so rude
      😂🙃

    • @elliotreeves2725
      @elliotreeves2725 4 года назад +1

      How could u read it if ur blind

    • @scarlettbugler8848
      @scarlettbugler8848 4 года назад +1

      @@elliotreeves2725 that's the joke 😂👌

  • @asterix7842
    @asterix7842 2 года назад +4

    Andrew Ryan’s bit about the call from his bank was hilarious.

  • @sammie578
    @sammie578 6 лет назад +19

    I'm ashamed to say that pen story is from my local news...Christ San Diego's ridiculous!

  • @talscorner3696
    @talscorner3696 2 года назад +2

    The Knob Goblin had me in stitches xD

  • @nicholaskoscinski5517
    @nicholaskoscinski5517 4 года назад +1

    I was watching this episode while eating sausage, that was a very immersive experience ;D

  • @trinitycrosby7911
    @trinitycrosby7911 4 года назад +33

    Did you here that man's back crack from the frozen pool?

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 4 года назад +1

      I heard it. Sounded like it hurt a bit.

    • @X3H3X
      @X3H3X 4 года назад

      I think my ass CLENCHED from that

    • @davidhunt1350
      @davidhunt1350 3 года назад

      yeah I think he landed pretty fuckin hard on that poor collar bone too.

  • @lukemcellin8736
    @lukemcellin8736 3 года назад

    One of if no the best stand-up comedians in the world

  • @eileenfairbrother2750
    @eileenfairbrother2750 Год назад

    I love your show Russell so different how do remember all that love you

  • @hannahryan9678
    @hannahryan9678 4 года назад +36

    can’t badmouth ryanair, they’re our family andrew

  • @heidi1477
    @heidi1477 4 года назад +15

    2:30 this is a mood

  • @Robustacap
    @Robustacap 4 года назад +11

    Deception is the greatest weapon of a ninja, I think the police knew.

  • @Mustis91
    @Mustis91 4 года назад +18

    26:50 ..well done Russel..never get a guy who's funnier than you..

  • @helenm2169
    @helenm2169 4 года назад

    thanks for cheering me up xxxxxxxxxxx

  • @88LaurenJade
    @88LaurenJade 4 года назад +12

    ' Allan , I Love Your Sausage '

    • @ShAmcCANN
      @ShAmcCANN 4 года назад +1

      “It’s the finest thing I’ve ever tasted”

  • @anthonymcgrath570
    @anthonymcgrath570 4 года назад +3

    Buddy, I too discovered you on Facebook, I certainly know funny, some of your fellow comedians don't make me laugh, but mate u are brilliant, I work in a supermarket in Australia, Tasmania, and if I had your courage to do stand up, I think I would b just as funny as u, I take my hat off to u because your style is brilliant, love it mate, love it !

  • @potatomilk4936
    @potatomilk4936 4 года назад +28

    I've seen the pregnant lady statue. It's weird

    • @JDK172
      @JDK172 4 года назад

      I’ve seen that statue too. Thankfully they showed her best side.

  • @BirbyReads007
    @BirbyReads007 6 лет назад +25

    8:37 , and so we know russell will over use that forever.

  • @dariuspk2850
    @dariuspk2850 7 лет назад +20

    I just dubbed and got notifications for the episode

  • @shilohlily8430
    @shilohlily8430 4 года назад +11

    "Opened a theft investigation for a pen"
    "NO! NOT "Sorry Annie". We passed "Sorry Annie" EIGHT PENS AGO."

  • @TheSassi14
    @TheSassi14 4 года назад +8

    A true ninja doesn't need sight

  • @danyalmalik3972
    @danyalmalik3972 4 года назад +18

    25:10 well played Howard, well played

  • @Bethgael
    @Bethgael 4 года назад +27

    Stole a pen? Annie Edison is that you?

  • @neilacrabtree1617
    @neilacrabtree1617 3 месяца назад

    Ive never seen this guy before. He is bloody brilliant. 😂

  • @saidimbouh7359
    @saidimbouh7359 4 года назад

    Thanks . Realy needed that

  • @alveolate
    @alveolate 7 лет назад +26

    anyone else gonna try that shtick with your bank? lmao

  • @matthewguthrie3989
    @matthewguthrie3989 2 года назад +3

    Andrew Ryan is just hilarious. 😂

  • @anthonyrothwell1353
    @anthonyrothwell1353 Год назад

    14:46 the most awkward handshake ever the way russ pulls his hand back 😂💀

  • @Damien_Paxton
    @Damien_Paxton 4 года назад +5

    7:18 “The Toothfairy’s fucking lost it”!

  • @sym3602
    @sym3602 4 года назад +1

    Is it just me or is good news waayyyyy better the russle Howard hour

  • @bagely_
    @bagely_ 4 года назад +85

    13:38 Obama played his ‘Trump’ card 😂🤔😂

    • @lorrainea4185
      @lorrainea4185 4 года назад +9

      I so miss Obama. Such a class act. So sad that it’s gone from such class to a piece of shit.

    • @bagely_
      @bagely_ 4 года назад

      Lorraine A yeah

  • @andreaskarlsson5251
    @andreaskarlsson5251 2 года назад

    That phone call was absolutely brilliant. xD

  • @Zach90888
    @Zach90888 4 года назад +4

    Alan is a legend!

  • @megandunn498
    @megandunn498 4 года назад +3

    😂😂😂fucking love this and Andrew at the end omg lol

  • @stillgod2250
    @stillgod2250 7 лет назад +8

    judging sausages on humpday.
    *HAHAHAHA*

  • @charlescrosswhite4845
    @charlescrosswhite4845 2 года назад

    That sausage bit is a masterpiece.😁

  • @Torvikholm
    @Torvikholm 4 года назад +2

    English inuendo is just the best!

  • @AvMaximusUK
    @AvMaximusUK 4 года назад +3

    At 4:24 thats my local town centre.. what a coincidense

  • @StudyWithFai
    @StudyWithFai 4 года назад +4

    7:20 I actually spat out my drink

  • @David-bu4cl
    @David-bu4cl Год назад

    That bank story was absolutely hilarious.

  • @francissummers8730
    @francissummers8730 4 года назад +2

    One more question if someone has stolen your phone ......
    How are you going to ring the police ????👮

  • @mynamemyname5443
    @mynamemyname5443 7 лет назад +14

    Oh Russel you want to see a blind ninja.... watch the movie Blind Fury with of course our great actor Rutger Hauer ..... keep up mate .......

    • @DeadBore
      @DeadBore 4 года назад +1

      Or just Daredevil 😂

    • @Dlúith
      @Dlúith 4 года назад

      Fuck that, ms Browns Boys de movie has a troupe of them

  • @sumayyasalam6768
    @sumayyasalam6768 4 года назад +2

    U gotta love the aussies😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rhyleybenson3906
    @rhyleybenson3906 4 года назад +7

    I JUST EAT SOME SCOTCHED EGGS AND NOW I DONT FEEL WELL OH OW

  • @thisravenhasflown010
    @thisravenhasflown010 2 года назад +1

    Wonderful fun watching Russell stuff sausages. Lol Andrew Ryan was hilarious. But damn the ads were annoying.

  • @ChewyChampion236
    @ChewyChampion236 4 года назад +19

    Me when I found out what sausage cases where made of. 😨 I'm still not vegetarian

  • @icebergwalrus7775
    @icebergwalrus7775 4 года назад

    recommend 3 years later
    gonna waste the rest of the night watching it
    how much you ask
    yes

  • @itsjemmabond
    @itsjemmabond 4 года назад

    I miss this show

  • @dotsyt7765
    @dotsyt7765 4 года назад +20

    “If you put ya willy in the wrong hole”

  • @jexxer
    @jexxer 7 лет назад +12

    So that's how the sausage is made.
    I really don't see why people get so squeamish about it.

    • @scazza5637
      @scazza5637 4 года назад

      im vegetarain a but the pigs intestines are the worst

    • @ellelka
      @ellelka 3 года назад

      It just looks gross
      I eat meat occasionally but all of it grosses me out 😂

  • @pieRana
    @pieRana 2 года назад

    omg, that irish dude at the end was so good, that lil shit lol

  • @ripdbtpoo1441
    @ripdbtpoo1441 Год назад +1

    Bravo Andrew Ryan ! Wouldn't you do the same?

  • @emmypxnn4163
    @emmypxnn4163 3 года назад

    Honoured to give u a high five at one of your shows 😎

  • @kellazgaming2578
    @kellazgaming2578 4 года назад +3

    Why are only some available in the UK 😭

  • @daniel.j9062
    @daniel.j9062 Год назад

    You judge peoples sausages? lol
    That was epic 😎

  • @andyaitken4243
    @andyaitken4243 3 года назад

    Russel Howard, king of the edit to make shit funny:

  • @Michelle_Schu-blacka
    @Michelle_Schu-blacka 3 года назад +2

    I'm all up for police getting involved in pen theft.
    The amount of my pens that got stolen at work by fellow managers who had their pens stolen by other managers (not me) is ridiculous.
    I'm sure anybody who has ever smoked anything takes a similar views on lighters.
    Ten years in jail should do it.

  • @SR71ABCD
    @SR71ABCD 2 года назад +3

    5:51 Sheets are White and so are the Guests.
    I spat out my coke when I saw that clip.

  • @ITSYABOY994
    @ITSYABOY994 3 года назад

    The way he shakes hands left handed 🥴

  • @Futuretense101
    @Futuretense101 7 лет назад +1

    I am so totally done LMAO!!!

  • @MelindaChovexani
    @MelindaChovexani 4 года назад +2

    I need one of those hats that's awesome XD

  • @anyathepanther7977
    @anyathepanther7977 4 года назад +4

    "the tooth Fairey fuckin lost it!"
    "I" fuckin lost it!

  • @marcflatters5792
    @marcflatters5792 3 года назад +1

    Anyone else notice Andrew Ryan looks a lil like Irish comedian Ardal o'Hanlon?

  • @alexhartley9963
    @alexhartley9963 4 года назад +5

    Clearly Russell has never watched Daredevil

  • @chelski9506
    @chelski9506 4 года назад +4

    Imagine a double episode of glee though

  • @haiderhussain7039
    @haiderhussain7039 4 года назад +1

    I feel sorry for Brian at the Bank of Ireland at this point 😂😂

  • @Gusterson98
    @Gusterson98 4 года назад

    7:07 my friends shared this to me last year, I couldn't stop laughing.

  • @tanyaperlina4921
    @tanyaperlina4921 2 года назад

    My husband's favorite news today was tropical storm :-)