*starts talking about the success rate of producing a child with the correct eye color and how many tries it might take* -INTJ who doesn’t know how flirting works
Also, if her eyes are darker they're more likely to be dominant. Then there's also the chance of some other reccesive gene coming in instead. Man just let me scoop out your eyes so I could keep them in a jar, I don't wanna math my way through this.
LITERALLY THE WAY I IMMEDIATELY WENT "hmmm but it's dependent on whether the eye colour is dominant or recessive... guess you can't exactly guarantee my kids will get it" .... I am intj too 😂
@@Ammu-fr5wq lol!! During a class in my school for whatever reason everyone had to take the MBTI test (something about figuring yourself out idk) and turns out like 3 of my friends are INFPs 😭😭
this is how I imagine the conversation would continue: "What if they get my eyes?" "Than we’ll just make more." Honestly I would just fold lol - an infp
*"Haha it's 50/50 for our kids to have your eyes. So they're probably gonna fight a lot later on. Because two gets your eye color while the others probably won't."* -ISTJ woman.
Why does it seem so threatening? He's just rizzing her up.
I was honestly kinda scared there.. like is that a THREAT? Are you threatening me with pleasure 💀🥹✋🏾
I think it is a threat._.
… that’s definitely a yandere treat
don't threaten me with a good time fr
Yea, her question is much more scarier. She is asking to have his eyes.
“Oh no. I meant it literally. Hand them over drop them in this jar.”
-INTP
*Kurapika wants to know your location*
They would want to research them
Pretty sure I had said this line in my years of existence
i'm enfp but i literary will be sayin this lol-
I’m can verify this as an INTP
"But your kids can" MY JAW DROPPED-
Infinite rizz man
lol
haha
FRRR
HELP LMFAO I SAW THAT ONE COMING-
Wattpad writers: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN
Lmao why ain't anyone replying
Lol fr
Frr
FRRRR
Wassup guys, I got chicken🍗🍗🍗, and if ur vegetarian u can have some fruit! 🍑🍇🍈🍉🍊🍋🍌🍍🥭🍎🍏🥝🫐🍓
I love how she said something creepy but he is the intimidating one despite saying something sweet
I don’t think it’s creepy tho? She wants the eye colour, not the eyes 😅
@@crewmatewillthrowthesehand7600that's not what I hear 😅😅
I mean, she said "can I have THEM" [plural=eyes] not "can I have IT" [singular=eye colour]
@@ManuX3 but I thought she said "Your eye color is so pretty". I mean, its not like ppl use the correct grammar all the time either.
@@crewmatewillthrowthesehand7600 true. But if someone makes that mistake with me, I'd be stepping back thinking they wanna gouge out my eyes 😆
@@ManuX3 That's true thats true. Bad grammar can make things real awkward
"but your kids can" DAMNNNN
Yeah ✨️
THATS THR FIRST THING I SAID😭😭😭
Aiden pfp!!1!1!1!1
@@IsaBeingWeird ayyy :3
Indeed damn- The inspiration I get from this is insane..
When I scrolled down I found a “how to protect yourself from strangers!” Short💀
LMAO PERFECT TIMING
Same
💀💀💀
Me too😂😅
I found a vid of Miku singing about the electric chair
Bros catching everybody's heart 💀
- MBTI man
FRR
💀💀
Fr
Fr
I ain't got one
"but your kids can come over" my Soul left my body 💀
*Walks away while remaining stoic af*
-INTP
..... I've worked really hard to not do that anymore. Kinda forgets half the time tho.
In reality you’re probably not “stoic af”
@@Laura-Yu no but let them dream
I know intps they ain't stoic af 😂
@@Notheare shut the hell up they are really stoic
"No no no, come into my basement, ill gouge them out myself :'D" - ISTP
As an ISTP, I agree to join in the basement
@@Nonofyobusiness-ppl bet, we can have so much fun there!!! (I have cards, a computer, phones, TV, whatever you want :3)
@@R7ND0MBunny I'm all in if there's UNO by side
@@Nonofyobusiness-ppl I have a lot, taki, uno, solitare if you want. I'd buy some too if you need
@@R7ND0MBunny can i also go in ur basement :D i have my own uno cards
That line was smooth, it made me blush too. Wattpad writers are always ready to jot down the best lines.
You're everywhere 💀
The fact all comments are about wattpad 😭
Yeah ❤
Smooooooth bruh😂😂😎😎
Bot
*Laughs internally*
"Good one". *Small smile. Leaves*
-INTJ Woman
girl exactly
~ intj woman
Litterally
-INTJ
Fr
-intj woman
Same
-INTJ woman
Same here
-INTJ Woman
*starts talking about the success rate of producing a child with the correct eye color and how many tries it might take*
-INTJ who doesn’t know how flirting works
Lol same as an INTJ i don't know how to flirt but i do know some science 🥹
Also, if her eyes are darker they're more likely to be dominant.
Then there's also the chance of some other reccesive gene coming in instead.
Man just let me scoop out your eyes so I could keep them in a jar, I don't wanna math my way through this.
LITERALLY THE WAY I IMMEDIATELY WENT "hmmm but it's dependent on whether the eye colour is dominant or recessive... guess you can't exactly guarantee my kids will get it" .... I am intj too 😂
Nah its
-INTJ who watches too much matpat theory
As a fellow INTJ I agree
*dies* he's so f****** handsome
Took a minute to process and I was like MAANNN
- INFP
SAMEEE
-also INFP
@@saltpackets127 Oh hellooo theree, its so hard to find an INFP irl :
@@Ammu-fr5wq lol!! During a class in my school for whatever reason everyone had to take the MBTI test (something about figuring yourself out idk) and turns out like 3 of my friends are INFPs 😭😭
@@saltpackets127 ohh that's interesting-
Here i can't even ask the boys to take mbti test 👁 👄 👁
@@Ammu-fr5wq lol yeah- plus it’s kinda hard to try and get people to take it cause they might answer as a joke and it’ll not even be their MBTI
His rizz is out of the universe💗💖🥵
Real
she said something creepy but he is the intimidating one saying something sweet to her.
I’ve heard this line so many times and I still blush at it
-INFP
For me this is the first time I've heard this and I would blush if anybody say it
I have never heard this line and I don't blush at it I feel kinda threatened.......kinda scared me😅
Me being an infp 😭
So real
I’d fold IMMEDIATELY as an infp
K, I got rized.🤰
- a shameless Entp.
😂😂
I also got rizzed
-INTP
I dodged being rizzed - INTJ
I was never even existed - INTJ
Entp should only date entp, we need 2 breed cuz we literally the best mbti existing yall.
Him: *chuckles* NO, but your kids can, COME OVER.
Me watching: *Jaw drops* ...
THE SOUND MAKES IT 1000 TIMES CREEPY
“Damn,the guy is hot”
-ENFP
ENTP HERE AND WELL.
I FEEL LIKE I JUST GOT HIT WITH A REVERSAL RED BY GOJO ON THE STOMACH MAN IT DID CRITICAL DAMAGE.
-10 SELF ESTEEM 😭
AYE SAME THOUGHT
-Also ENFP
FINALLY AN ENFP
"uh.., thanks for the compliment!"
- isfj
**cutely opens character ai**
I was just going to type this bro wtf 😂😂
Tfffffff bruhhhh i was about to do thaaaattttt
Bro... A year ago you predicted my precise and exact movement
Fr
LMAO🤣
I was expecting him to say something like, "sure, here" and just rip out his eyeball
- INTP
Same 🤓
It's gojo...
This shows that delivery is everything. The pauses made it menacing.
Is it bad I got rizzed 🤰
-INFJ
Jizzed*
kinda . not blaming you just not my type .
-intj
mm….idk
- a wild ESTP
i did but did not but did at the same time
-INFJ
I got rizzedn't but at the same time that was..smooth
-INFJ
"no, but your kids can" 💀💀
💀😳
SHOOK😦
Estp Entj rizz 👹🔥
K drama, ao3, and wattpad writers: "👏 WRITE 👏 THAT👏 DOWNNN"
Fr
Fr
copied,
Fr
I love that all comments are about wattpad etc..
well that would definitely ruin my expressionless RBF -intp
What is RBF
@@Life00000 scary resting face
How do you know if ur a intp or sum and what does it mean
@@saffon720 most people go to 16 personalities to take a test but they don't always get the right answer, it points you in the right direction
@@Life00000I assume it means “resting b!tch face”
Ik that this was a month ago but whatever
"How many times have u watched this?"
Yes.
this is how I imagine the conversation would continue:
"What if they get my eyes?"
"Than we’ll just make more."
Honestly I would just fold lol
- an infp
That rizz could work amazingly or fail horribly 😂
Lol that true 😂
@@Bloomy9577 دوم الضحكة
my breath dried up in astonishment, when i tell you MY JAW DROPPED- random infp
I felt butterflies😳😂
-me, a INFP
_"But your kids can"_
_💀_
As an ESTP, I always flirt with my friends at any chance I get as a joke. It's always fun to see their reactions lolol
As another ESTP flirting with your friends is a universal thing for all of us
wattpad writers:HEY STICKY NOTES WHERE AND YOU WRITE IT DOWN WERE GOING TO USE IT TO THE NEXT CHAPTER OF OUR STORY GOGOGOGOGO!
As a isfp… idk what happened but I’m blushing a little
When I tell you I dropped my phone so hard on my face-💀🤚🏻
*chuckles*
Wait why is he actually so fine tho 😮💨 - INTP
Guys he made a rocky ride smooth with that one🤓.
*"Haha it's 50/50 for our kids to have your eyes. So they're probably gonna fight a lot later on. Because two gets your eye color while the others probably won't."*
-ISTJ woman.
Is it okay that I enjoyed this 😅
~INTP
Yes 😂 im intp
@@famtheevilcat7447so true
yes i was laughing in this vid
-intp
Opp when he said no but your kids can come over I was shocked what a turn .
BRO HAS UNIVERSAL RIZZ
That guy can really catch anyone.
~ ENTP woman 😂
The fact that blue eyes don't always show up in the kids-
This ain’t scary, he’s just rizzing her up, don’t run away girl 😭
Bro made me blush so hard💀
- isfj woman
as a isfj too, id take it as a compliment but not serious 😬👍
"Ahahaha nice one, you almost got me there!" *laughing nervously while clapping their shoulder
-ISFP
Y/N IS HAVING THE TIME OF HER LIFE AGAIN
👁️👄👁️ im a simp. Def Coming over 👀✋
@@Defonot_Arii Y/N HOW WAS GETTING RIZZED UP BY ESTP LIKE?
@@Mizu-Takasuuu ✨Amazing✨ Still fainted. 😃✋
@@Defonot_Arii im so jealous💀😭
No, but it would be all right if you sign this contract so you can stay away from me 8 meters
- a ENTJ
I have nothing to say. My jaw dropped and I don’t know how to close it.
"heh, no. But your kids can... COME OVER HERE" lord help, the audio-
I got rizzed -ESTP woman
*opens Character AI and forces them To say this*
Are you threatening me? -intp woman
All I can do is applaud the smoothness of that like DAMN I could never have that confidence lol
Thanks for the new rizz line “oh your eye color is so pretty can my kids have them?”
ESTPs have the most rizz
-INFJ
yes
Ngl i was thinking she was going to pull out his eyeball after him rizzing her 💀
Infj: Get yourself a super box👊🌚
“Your eye color is so beautiful…
CAN I HAVE THEM?” I’m sorry did you just ask to have my eyes?
"Thanks sir"
-ISFP
Then the girl is actually a psychopath who collects eyeballs.....💀
This gave me butterflies 🦋
-Enfp
"KILLING BUTTERFLYYYYYSS! **BANG BANG** "
- lyric from Lou Bliss
~ INTP
Should I be proud that I don't get rizzed up whenever someone tries to rizz me up?
- ISTJ
Why did I automatically hear a sound of getting slapped
*starts blushing and bites lip*
- coming from an mix of INTP & INFP
Understandable
kms y did i comment this
Man has that Uno reverse rizz
BRO THE "But your kids can" GOT ME T^T
I need to find me a ESTP… NOW. -ISTP
"W H A T?"
-Me an asexual
Facts
He is SOO cute he got me blushing for real ❤️😭
My god... I need someone to rizz me up like this. (-Infp)
Ikr same (I’m also INFP)
It took me a second to process that then I burst out laughing LMAO
- ISTP
“No, literally give your eyes to ME. Put them in my eyes.”
- Sun Tzu probably
as an estp i can confirm that those very few estps in the world flirts with the guys and gals like this
Omg this is like Zen from MYSTIC messenger, am I wrong? 😂
“Come over”
+100000 arua
POV: flirting with someone that you don’t like but ends up like that👀😳
I got rizzed man
-ISFJ
I MEAN
I'll be honest
My INFP ass would blush hard AF
How is a line that sounds so threatening also still so damn smooth?
No cuz imagine a stranger tells you that. It would be so.. creepy.. jail..💀
If someone said this to me I’d be creeped out lowkey
Not me thinking the guy with white hair was Zen from Mystic Messenger-
Damnnnnnn that was smooooooth estp isn't my ideal type but 🤰🤰🤰
Ixfp
"Come over" felt personal💀
Bro the Rizz unimaginable, I'd fall for him immediately
wow... that's... 😅
for a sec i thought this was zen x mc lmao
You mean Zen wisteria?
@@jayisinhasarkar8950 not at all, zen from mystic messenger
Kkk me too!!
I looked for a comment like that!
SAME
„Come over“ got me rolling to the moon
“But your kids can” is crazy 💀
I love how my fella mbti's are giving no rizzing here
~INTJ WOMAN
My heart skipped a beat when bro said "but your kids can"(not like i'm complaining tho)
this actually what i lika about estp, he's such a confident hot dirty minded type, and some how i like that😂
*runs away and never talks to him again*
-INTJ