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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @acerea7510
    @acerea7510 8 лет назад +499

    "Pull the Love Handle? I'm not sure if I want to pull the Love Handle. I've been tricked into this situation before."

  • @krystalkat1347
    @krystalkat1347 7 лет назад +1801

    'This is where they discover they are long lost brother and sister'
    Literally the plot for the moral instruments 😂😂

    • @urmumgay5655
      @urmumgay5655 7 лет назад +5

      OMG I love the mortal instruments series

    • @coco-mg8xt
      @coco-mg8xt 7 лет назад +2

      Omg yes bahaha

    • @ScarletAngleGaara
      @ScarletAngleGaara 7 лет назад +2

      Yasssssssssssssssss

    • @lucasbell4831
      @lucasbell4831 7 лет назад +1

      You're the kind of person who, if they were trying to kill themselves, would jump off a mobile home.

    • @hiimahuman5480
      @hiimahuman5480 7 лет назад +12

      Well, technically, they AREN’T siblings. Valentine adopted Jace, so they aren’t actually related.

  • @jessicamustain541
    @jessicamustain541 9 лет назад +2181

    The lady person: "Ooh! These complements are coming thick and fast!"
    Me: "That's not the only thing coming thick and fast."

  • @kaizy7178
    @kaizy7178 4 года назад +1219

    i forgot how unreasonably mean old mark was

  • @kackers
    @kackers 9 лет назад +542

    Did i seriously just watch mark say herb lore for a minute

    • @happyslowpoke8982
      @happyslowpoke8982 9 лет назад +5

      Yes, but luckily, you're not alone

    • @tiffanysalt2208
      @tiffanysalt2208 9 лет назад +8

      I don't why, but it was somehow quite entertaining.

    • @tristenj1992
      @tristenj1992 9 лет назад

      ***** But it's not pronounced herb with an H even though it's spelled that way

    • @erin3232
      @erin3232 9 лет назад +10

      mario64325 I just closed my eyes and nodded like I understood what was going on

    • @CodyCombat
      @CodyCombat 9 лет назад

      mario64325 "Herb Lore"

  • @guishark09
    @guishark09 8 лет назад +282

    "Why can't I have pink eyes?"
    Mark. Why.

    • @aislingwhelan8134
      @aislingwhelan8134 8 лет назад +3

      I don't get it, can you explain this to me please?

    • @guishark09
      @guishark09 8 лет назад +33

      Jiggilypuff Pink cloud
      Pink eye is a disease.

    • @amiable_monster
      @amiable_monster Год назад +1

      Aged like wine

  • @JessieNebulous
    @JessieNebulous 8 лет назад +405

    Best part: "NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU!!"

  • @pinksui1635
    @pinksui1635 8 лет назад +427

    you have been saying "herb lore" for a minute and ten seconds XD

  • @ThalinsGenohan
    @ThalinsGenohan 8 лет назад +467

    So many things Mark probably regrets saying in this one video...

    • @heagelbiggle5123
      @heagelbiggle5123 8 лет назад +2

      Agree

    • @bg5126
      @bg5126 8 лет назад +26

      now i know he likes burlesque..

    • @thetoxicgamer8625
      @thetoxicgamer8625 8 лет назад +57

      "Your makeups a little fucked up but I bet we can find someone who doesnt care about looks"

    • @JessieNebulous
      @JessieNebulous 8 лет назад +1

      +Norima Osaka Just to be clear, the movie really didn't have much actual "burlesque" in it.

  • @TheNextGenius
    @TheNextGenius 9 лет назад +308

    Mark, I don't know how many other people will agree with me, but I think that you should REALLY play HuniePop! Jack played it and it made me laugh out loud! I'd love to see you play it!

    • @tiffanymilligan4470
      @tiffanymilligan4470 9 лет назад +4

      Aye another Jack fan!! *wha-pish*

    • @TheNextGenius
      @TheNextGenius 9 лет назад +4

      Harleen Quintzell Hive five to you! *wha-pish*

    • @chloecrump2188
      @chloecrump2188 9 лет назад +2

      ME TOO WHA-PSH

    • @marsrandall6072
      @marsrandall6072 9 лет назад +2

      PLAY HUNIEPOP MARK!!

    • @maysar4159
      @maysar4159 9 лет назад +12

      TheNextGenius I don't personally....i'm tired of seeing it, and every thumbnail i see just makes me feel bad...;-;

  • @huniebean
    @huniebean 8 лет назад +403

    30+ seconds of Mark saying "herb lore" repeatedly...
    Quality content everyone.

    • @ChronicallyJess
      @ChronicallyJess 6 лет назад +4

      I read that as “30 seconds to Mars” lel

    • @fandomwriter8789
      @fandomwriter8789 5 лет назад +2

      and_someone I agree completely. This is the exact reason I subscribed

  • @TheLilacButterfly
    @TheLilacButterfly 7 лет назад +455

    This video:
    Blehblehbehlbleheh.
    *Kissy noises.*
    NOBODY WILL LOVE YOU!
    Herblore.

    • @xxjupitergachaxx6104
      @xxjupitergachaxx6104 5 лет назад +9

      And "WHATS A MOMO?!?!"

    • @kkitten8741
      @kkitten8741 4 года назад +2

      Honestly sometimes mark reminds me of myself. Saying the same weird word over and over and just being weird in general.

  • @underminingduck8190
    @underminingduck8190 9 лет назад +368

    I think mark has started up something greater than darudesandstorm and hoodini
    Herb lore

    • @vickiyoung367
      @vickiyoung367 9 лет назад +16

      But nothing will be better than "Cola and meal please,no bread”

    • @Playfulpat
      @Playfulpat 9 лет назад +10

      Meme_V_Logger NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU, HOMER!

    • @bumboy5348
      @bumboy5348 9 лет назад +5

      Hoodini

    • @josecarloszuniga3234
      @josecarloszuniga3234 9 лет назад +5

      Meme_V_Logger Nope Hoodini still

    • @agent1054
      @agent1054 9 лет назад +3

      Herb lore

  • @SoySauceSmurf
    @SoySauceSmurf 6 лет назад +348

    Mark being himself: *ahh, that really turns my groindle*
    Also Mark: *What's a groindle (lol)*

  • @CazzyBlack
    @CazzyBlack 9 лет назад +553

    I woke my boyfriend up because I was laughing too loud.

    • @chaoswarhound
      @chaoswarhound 9 лет назад +38

      Cazzy Black You should have Marki Balls find you a heavier sleeping boyfriend.

    • @CazzyBlack
      @CazzyBlack 9 лет назад +22

      The Irish Blaggard like Homer. He's still sat in Marki Balls' office.

    • @Aleximmortal5999
      @Aleximmortal5999 9 лет назад

      Lol

    • @GigawingsVideo
      @GigawingsVideo 9 лет назад +17

      Cazzy Black The legend says he still sit in that office to this day, while Mr Marki Balls keep screaming "NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU!" at him everyday.

    • @roxasnotafox4363
      @roxasnotafox4363 9 лет назад +5

      Cazzy Black MAH BOYFREIND.

  • @josiea9830
    @josiea9830 5 лет назад +120

    Mark: "conspiracy theorists are jobs" "child murderer"
    MatPat: hold my diet coke

  • @BoredomBee
    @BoredomBee 9 лет назад +463

    Well, _somebody_ was in a weird mood yesterday! XD

    • @mrpimpagamer
      @mrpimpagamer 9 лет назад +3

      Boredom is an Understatement I just saw your comment on a Jacksepticeye video... this is weird...

    • @BoredomBee
      @BoredomBee 9 лет назад +11

      Pimpa Gamer /laughing/ Yes, fear me, my child, for I am everywhere! XD

    • @bellaalva6196
      @bellaalva6196 9 лет назад +8

      I think he was drunk.... Cx but hey, ITS JUST A THEORY!! (Reference Cx)

    • @BoredomBee
      @BoredomBee 9 лет назад +6

      Cutie Co A GAME THEORY.
      Or is it a _gamer_ theory? Ha, haha, puns.

    • @bellaalva6196
      @bellaalva6196 9 лет назад +2

      puns for days

  • @ylwoni
    @ylwoni 8 лет назад +247

    current mood: mark trying to understand british slang

    • @thebritishnerd5101
      @thebritishnerd5101 8 лет назад +1

      yes oml

    • @calicodraws6407
      @calicodraws6407 8 лет назад +8

      It's not just you even British people (like myself) don't understand it

    • @ylwoni
      @ylwoni 8 лет назад +3

      Lucy Rainsley i'm scottish and i've lived in england my whole life but i still don't understand any of it rip

    • @lobeliaerinus4939
      @lobeliaerinus4939 8 лет назад +7

      Not arf = not half
      It means fuck yeah

    • @NinjaZack1
      @NinjaZack1 8 лет назад +1

      Perhaps it is a Canadian accent?

  • @kennedycutter3668
    @kennedycutter3668 8 лет назад +523

    THE LADY LOOKS LIKE MARK IN DRAAAGGGG I WANNA PUT MARK IN DRAG NOW. HMU BOO

    • @MichaelaLynnn
      @MichaelaLynnn 8 лет назад +29

      Narcissus_MUA SHE DOES LOOK LIKE HIM IN DRAG OMG WITH A WEAKER JAWLINE

    • @ehhhmily
      @ehhhmily 8 лет назад +8

      OMFG YES I SAID THAT WHEN SHE CAME UP AND THEN DID A LOOK BACK AT THEM BOTH

    • @emmebopp1467
      @emmebopp1467 8 лет назад

      Kennedy Cutter Tess's

    • @itizmonday9228
      @itizmonday9228 7 лет назад +6

      Which lady?

    • @angelawoodberry1318
      @angelawoodberry1318 7 лет назад

      Kennedy Cutter I have same last name like Rudy Woodberry

  • @wonderwoman1183
    @wonderwoman1183 7 лет назад +626

    "Conspiracy theorist that's a job!?"
    Shane Dawson

  • @jamiebuhsusan2675
    @jamiebuhsusan2675 9 лет назад +146

    I'm watching a Kitty Powers play marathon-
    PewDiePie
    Markiplier
    jacksepticeye
    CinnamontoastKen

  • @celestiawinters667
    @celestiawinters667 8 лет назад +70

    "What is a plonker? I don't know what that means! Get in there Nickolas Cage, Jesus!"

  • @Sugarpills98
    @Sugarpills98 8 лет назад +298

    16:34 what I shout into the mirror every morning

  • @buddy7913
    @buddy7913 8 лет назад +63

    Mark just repeating herb lore 900 times is now my ringtone.

  • @nellamoon3135
    @nellamoon3135 9 лет назад +75

    "You have won over my cardiovascular organ."
    Mark: I don't want that, can I have another organ?

    • @heylookitsselena888
      @heylookitsselena888 9 лет назад +8

      I'm sure he's not willing to hand out a kidney just like that, but nice try

  • @sergeantspook2970
    @sergeantspook2970 9 лет назад +186

    Big wheel keep on turnin',
    Markimoo just not learnin'

    • @Snurbyy
      @Snurbyy 9 лет назад

      herb lore

    • @sergeantspook2970
      @sergeantspook2970 9 лет назад +2

      Hodor?

    • @aleksihakli1125
      @aleksihakli1125 9 лет назад

      Jaxom Vienonen yes it is a skill ;D

    • @MajoretteKay
      @MajoretteKay 9 лет назад

      Sergeant Spook Cupquake and Jacksepticeye had better luck than Mark did. They almost never lost.

  • @ehjules
    @ehjules 9 лет назад +106

    Why is everyone focusing on the Herb Lord's Herb Lore when we should be asking the important questions. WHAT THE HELL IS A GROINDLE?!??!!?!?!

    • @RumerPriestly
      @RumerPriestly 9 лет назад +7

      That part made me laugh so hard I had to put the video back because I was laughing over it c': IT REALLY TURNS MY GROINDLE!

    • @RumerPriestly
      @RumerPriestly 9 лет назад +7

      It's been 15 minutes and I am STILL laughing about turn my groindle. Still laughing as I type. I think I'm going to die.

  • @EchoSiera
    @EchoSiera 8 лет назад +231

    NOT' ARF!

  • @rachelk.6918
    @rachelk.6918 9 лет назад +188

    "What's a mo-mo?"
    Oh Mark... you were so innocent once...

    • @paulaherrera508
      @paulaherrera508 9 лет назад

      wat

    • @rachelk.6918
      @rachelk.6918 9 лет назад +6

      Paula Herrera Watch his playthrough of Hunie Pop and all will be explained to you.

    • @paulaherrera508
      @paulaherrera508 9 лет назад +1

      Rachel 'Rathian Special-K' Klusky can you tell me pls?? :3

    • @rachelk.6918
      @rachelk.6918 9 лет назад

      It's kind of difficult to explain... just watch some of his HuniePop play through.

    • @meatballmaster4623
      @meatballmaster4623 9 лет назад +8

      +Paula Herrera It's the cat girl. When you fuck her you get the achievement "bestiality", and that experience scarred mark for life.

  • @skyelarsson3428
    @skyelarsson3428 8 лет назад +100

    If your the best matchmaker find me a boyfriend Markiplier.

    • @skyelarsson3428
      @skyelarsson3428 8 лет назад +3

      YES PERFECT MATCH!!

    • @lmo1577
      @lmo1577 8 лет назад +1

      +Phanic! At the Twenty O⃠ne Crybaby Otaku Trash Disco how com your username is my life?

    • @lmo1577
      @lmo1577 8 лет назад

      +Phanic! At the Twenty O⃠ne Crybaby Otaku Trash Disco but you 4got Halsey tho

    • @skyelarsson3428
      @skyelarsson3428 8 лет назад

      lol ikr Dobby

    • @lmo1577
      @lmo1577 8 лет назад

      +Phanic! At the Twenty O⃠ne Crybaby Otaku Trash Disco 😂😂😂 WE ARE THE NEW AMERICANA

  • @MimiCupcakeDean
    @MimiCupcakeDean 8 лет назад +151

    now every fan is gonna dye their hair pink and get pink/green contacts.

    • @siariele4592
      @siariele4592 8 лет назад +19

      Sadly he has a girlfriend, why you do this Amy?! Lol jk Amyplier is so cute

    • @respec3846
      @respec3846 8 лет назад +10

      but I dye my hair pink already and my eyes are green :/

    • @SoySauceSmurf
      @SoySauceSmurf 6 лет назад

      I have green eyes already, and I dye my hair on my own.

  • @harryheywood4711
    @harryheywood4711 8 лет назад +31

    Is it weird that this is actually one of my favorite videos from Mark? His blatant sarcasm is what really gets me! XD

  • @plastikcaik2585
    @plastikcaik2585 8 лет назад +1168

    10:18 Iris is a personal assistant. What is iris backwards?

  • @KLtheAllen
    @KLtheAllen 9 лет назад +119

    _I was laughing way to hard at this!~ You're the best matchmaker Mark!~_

  • @SemiIocon
    @SemiIocon 8 лет назад +87

    He should do another one of these, so we can see what his dates have mailed him. Because they mail how their relationship went.

  • @illogicalaj828
    @illogicalaj828 7 лет назад +48

    "Let's go on another date with this bi.... Lovely lady..."

  • @tristansmith8824
    @tristansmith8824 9 лет назад +328

    Herb lore.

  • @tisidezzi983
    @tisidezzi983 8 лет назад +122

    Not gonna lie, this game has become one of my guilty pleasures. :p

  • @oculus1205
    @oculus1205 8 лет назад +71

    16:46 - 17:10 is "29 Ways To Say Herb Lore"

  • @patchyblonde
    @patchyblonde 6 лет назад +107

    This video really brings out mark’s personality.

  • @memesjr3
    @memesjr3 9 лет назад +432

    16:40
    Herb lore
    Herb lore?
    Herb lore
    Herb lore
    Herblo re
    Herblore
    Her blore
    Hurb lore
    Herblore
    Herblore
    Herbl ore
    Herb lore
    Aherb lore
    HERB LORE
    herb loore
    Heerbb lore
    HERB LOORE
    HEEEEERB LORE
    HERBlore
    Herblore-lore
    Herb lore
    HERB LORE
    HERB LORE
    HERB LORE?
    Her blore
    Her Blorre
    Herb lore!
    Herb lore??
    Herb lore!!
    Herb lore?
    Herb lore * flips the bird *
    Herb lore
    Herb bblore
    I wrote that all down. That's how many times he said that 😂 you're welcome!

    • @memesjr3
      @memesjr3 9 лет назад

      Paul de Vos Aww! I Love You, Too! I'm Glad Someone Enjoyed The Effort I Put Into Writing A List Of The Words "Herb Lore" XD

    • @memesjr3
      @memesjr3 9 лет назад

      ***** Thanks!

    • @hyrulewarrior2932
      @hyrulewarrior2932 9 лет назад +1

      It's a runescape reference 😂😊

    • @LayyyxLayyy
      @LayyyxLayyy 9 лет назад +1

      I'm preeeeety sure he said it 34 times....

    • @fishwad2077
      @fishwad2077 9 лет назад +2

      Casey Mustaches I almost died from laughing... I have an issue ;-;

  • @MrsDragonChef
    @MrsDragonChef 9 лет назад +122

    I am seriously considering drawing Mark in a glorious majestic marijuana leaf robe and crown. Because now he is the HERB LORD.

    • @JPduprat
      @JPduprat 9 лет назад +1

      Lisa McNeil lllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

    • @MrsDragonChef
      @MrsDragonChef 9 лет назад +5

      Im doing it lol no going back xD

    • @SpiritIncarnation
      @SpiritIncarnation 9 лет назад +1

      Lisa McNeil Why Marijuana of all herbs? lol XD

    • @MrsDragonChef
      @MrsDragonChef 9 лет назад +3

      I really don't know xD my minds in a dark place xD I'd change it but im almost finished with it xD

    • @thandle61
      @thandle61 9 лет назад

      Lisa McNeil xxxD

  • @marco.barron6654
    @marco.barron6654 9 лет назад +70

    this has to be one of the funnest videos Mark has done omg im crunched over dieing! XD do more! please Mark! XD

    • @Timetou2
      @Timetou2 9 лет назад +1

      lmao

    • @forestowlent1496
      @forestowlent1496 9 лет назад +1

      Marco JrThis is one of the few episodes Markiplier has done that has done irreparable damage to my soul, and not in the good way. More please!

    • @TheProgetter
      @TheProgetter 9 лет назад

      Marco Jr herBLORE!

    • @marco.barron6654
      @marco.barron6654 9 лет назад

      Adagio Dazzle i died laughing this whole video lol

    • @marco.barron6654
      @marco.barron6654 9 лет назад

      Adagio Dazzle yay!!!

  • @adoriiah8924
    @adoriiah8924 7 лет назад +40

    *W H A T ' S A M O M O ????*

  • @3rowid
    @3rowid 9 лет назад +45

    PRAISE THE LORD! MARK IS FINALLY PLAYING THIS GAME!

    • @saragonzales7553
      @saragonzales7553 9 лет назад +5

      Your profile picture goes well with your comment😂

    • @Bugsyummy21
      @Bugsyummy21 9 лет назад

      Subscribe to DASHIEGAMES he is funny as hell!!

    • @3rowid
      @3rowid 9 лет назад

      ***** I think you need a "P" at the end there, bud.

    • @3rowid
      @3rowid 9 лет назад

      ***** Dude, this is impossible to do with schizophrenia.

  • @avaandcamilleforever5727
    @avaandcamilleforever5727 8 лет назад +67

    you get that iris is siri spelled backwords and she is a personal assistant? "I am siri your personal assistant." get it? GET IT?!

  • @Hatsunemigulover
    @Hatsunemigulover 9 лет назад +161

    I'D LOVE TO SEE MORE OF YOU PLAYING THIS GAME, MARK.

  • @pyrothlets
    @pyrothlets 2 месяца назад +18

    who came back after the announcement of the new kitty powers game !!!!

  • @nanie_czka123
    @nanie_czka123 9 лет назад +180

    cola and meal please, no bread

    • @studio.oceanblue
      @studio.oceanblue 9 лет назад +20

      Antonina Busse cola and herblore please, no bread

    • @boobys6614
      @boobys6614 9 лет назад +9

      Antonina Busse Cola and meal please,no bread,
      *Cola and meal please,no bread,*
      *COLA AND MEAL PLEASE,NO BREAD*
      *World explodes* >O

    • @ryanlewis2039
      @ryanlewis2039 9 лет назад +1

      Kawaii animal jam I'll be right on that.

    • @boobys6614
      @boobys6614 9 лет назад +16

      *Pounds on table*
      *MUST HAVE COLA AND MEAL,PLEASE NO BREAD!!!*

    • @JessieJ93
      @JessieJ93 9 лет назад

      Antonina Busse OMG i was thinking that too!

  • @PILAVGAMES
    @PILAVGAMES 9 лет назад +600

    If you are reading this have a great day ! :D

    • @TheRedWing35
      @TheRedWing35 9 лет назад

      PolkaDot C. Haha

    • @andyoats
      @andyoats 9 лет назад +3

      PILAV GAMES I don't wanna. Can't I have a good night instead?

    • @joeferniany2509
      @joeferniany2509 9 лет назад +8

      Don't tell me what to do. I'm my own man, I can decide what kind of day to have.

    • @joeferniany2509
      @joeferniany2509 9 лет назад +6

      Just kidding. Thank.

    • @JonesCrimson
      @JonesCrimson 9 лет назад +2

      PILAV GAMES NO! I REFUSE!

  • @Pyramid132420
    @Pyramid132420 9 лет назад +426

    ...something tells me Mark didn't enjoy playing this game.
    Let's make him play it again! >:D

    • @erikje74
      @erikje74 9 лет назад +23

      >:D

    • @maiapiea7832
      @maiapiea7832 9 лет назад +17

      I think it's the fact because he's single and he had a bad past relationship.. but I still want to see him play this game idk. :P

    • @OzuBunny
      @OzuBunny 9 лет назад +1

      >:D

    • @momma3061
      @momma3061 9 лет назад +2

      Yes! >:D

    • @ilonreal225
      @ilonreal225 9 лет назад +6

      Of course he most play it again

  • @scuzzycubs2009
    @scuzzycubs2009 7 лет назад +13

    "I don't think they know how to kiss" ~ Mark.
    I shall hear that & forever remember Fiona "kissing" Hitler. XD

  • @LyricaSilvan
    @LyricaSilvan 9 лет назад +236

    I love the way he says "could you stop grunting in my ear...?" XD THAT and "I LIKE BROWN."

    • @maddiejoy428
      @maddiejoy428 9 лет назад +2

      Lyrica Silvan I died at URBLOUR

    • @LyricaSilvan
      @LyricaSilvan 9 лет назад +1

      Venag130 AJ Oh god yes. XD He just wouldn't stop saying it.

    • @maddiejoy428
      @maddiejoy428 9 лет назад +4

      Lyrica Silvan ik I just kept LAUGHING and LAUGHING XDD

    • @amymcguire4983
      @amymcguire4983 9 лет назад +4

      I like the part when the guy changes his hair color.
      "What. The. F*ck. Happened to you.
      SERIOUSLY! WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED?!?!"
      "This is sum voodoo bullshit going on here..."
      XDDDD

    • @LyricaSilvan
      @LyricaSilvan 9 лет назад +4

      Scootaloo Loves You! :3 Oh, Mark. You silly man-child. XD

  • @MirinaeH
    @MirinaeH 8 лет назад +251

    "Why is she calling him they its one person"
    Tumblr : *crashes through the door!* aaaaaaaaaa!

    • @InuyashaTT
      @InuyashaTT 7 лет назад +1

      True

    • @whyismimotaken9351
      @whyismimotaken9351 6 лет назад

      Yup

    • @jessebananasaurus1526
      @jessebananasaurus1526 6 лет назад +17

      There are non-binary people not on Tumblr, you know. And I legitimately got sad about him saying that (I'm non-binary) until I realized this was in 2015 and he's probably learned a bit more about transgender and non-binary people since then.
      And you as well, OP. The two commenters before me, well...
      Go learn things, I guess.

  • @AmberMichaelis
    @AmberMichaelis 9 лет назад +51

    Another episode of Kitty Powers please!!! And thank you.

    • @iAmMidasPrime
      @iAmMidasPrime 9 лет назад

      Lol yassss!

    • @someonessidechannel1485
      @someonessidechannel1485 9 лет назад +9

      But he clearly didn't like the game, it rubbed him the wro...... He didn't en..... Its so har... Difficult to type a comment when a certain head is in the gutter... mine.

    • @sim1regina
      @sim1regina 9 лет назад

      Alexandra Olson but he said he'd play again. but yeah i could tell he didnt like it

  • @cherryblossomsm
    @cherryblossomsm Месяц назад +6

    the way this is almost 10 years old

  • @bonsterthebunny1992
    @bonsterthebunny1992 8 лет назад +353

    Is a conspiracy theories a job, you ask?
    uh
    matpat is a thing

    • @invader_vin
      @invader_vin 8 лет назад +1

      youre right 👌

    • @pervrted
      @pervrted 8 лет назад +1

      Undertail fans unite!

    • @stipplinski2119
      @stipplinski2119 8 лет назад +1

      YASSSSSSSSSS #GameTheory #FilmTheory

    • @zoeh5016
      @zoeh5016 8 лет назад +4

      "Matpat is a thing" 😂😂😂

    • @bonsterthebunny1992
      @bonsterthebunny1992 8 лет назад

      Akasha Gamer​ Undertail scares me on too many levels. 
      Now if you meant Under*TALE* your fanbase scares me too much

  • @TheUltimateEbil
    @TheUltimateEbil 9 лет назад +407

    HerbLore

  • @alondranarvaez5768
    @alondranarvaez5768 8 лет назад +89

    will Homer ever find anyone 😢

  • @eswan8900
    @eswan8900 3 года назад +8

    When Mark was yelling "GO, GO, GO" and screaming "FUCK YOU" whenever it landed on red, I felt that. XD

  • @Pixxeltrixx
    @Pixxeltrixx 9 лет назад +10

    actually you know what, i wouldent mind seeing more of this man

    • @ocarinazelda1
      @ocarinazelda1 9 лет назад +2

      ***** I found you master! *bows* Dark Pit... For Glory...

    • @Pixxeltrixx
      @Pixxeltrixx 9 лет назад

      Doug Joan *Tips fedora with respect

  • @TheLadyLiddell
    @TheLadyLiddell 9 лет назад +100

    Did anyone else see in the description "...but know yanderes allowed..."? XD

    • @ueuz0007
      @ueuz0007 9 лет назад +2

      Rikusgirl001 They should be allowed.......

    • @angelinapetersen7422
      @angelinapetersen7422 9 лет назад

      Lol I saw that XD

    • @Hawkeyesarmy
      @Hawkeyesarmy 9 лет назад

      Rikusgirl001 y is yuno not allowed? lol

    • @lastina
      @lastina 9 лет назад

      Lol I saw it too.What does it mean though

    • @RandomSandwich
      @RandomSandwich 9 лет назад

      Mini Minecraft Nut watch Yandere Simulator. lmao he did it recently.

  • @ujutae
    @ujutae 9 лет назад +210

    Soooo, where do I send in my application to Mark's love agency? (I'm about as hopeless as Homer XD)

    • @thebaba29
      @thebaba29 9 лет назад +3

      You and me both, buddy.

    • @denodagor
      @denodagor 9 лет назад

      Rachel Kasumi Hopefully only as hopeless as him, not as stupid LOL

    • @slime-time
      @slime-time 9 лет назад +6

      He _is_ an amazing matchmaker

    • @ujutae
      @ujutae 9 лет назад +2

      Gabriel Sperotto
      *nervous laughter* Well, i think my intelligence is all i got

    • @matthewsingh989
      @matthewsingh989 9 лет назад

      Booper Dooper that true

  • @kushym0nst3r15
    @kushym0nst3r15 2 года назад +10

    *Anyone else noticing he seemed slightly mad this video?*

  • @ray25lee
    @ray25lee 9 лет назад +16

    It's about time Mark took his sarcasm out for a stroll.

  • @jb6458
    @jb6458 8 лет назад +304

    Me: "How cool, there's a woman who is a Virgo in this game and also likes some of the things I do!"
    Mark: "Your boring and will never find love!! 😈"
    Me: 😧

    • @theywalkinguptoyouand4060
      @theywalkinguptoyouand4060 7 лет назад +7

      Jaliyah Burbank found love yet?

    • @gullybunkus
      @gullybunkus 6 лет назад +6

      I'm a Virgo ;-;

    • @jacquelinecicio2847
      @jacquelinecicio2847 6 лет назад +6

      I am also a Virgo... but I realized a long time ago that I knew I’d never find love :’(

    • @darlenebuck541
      @darlenebuck541 4 года назад +3

      I'm a virgo and still single sadly :(

    • @angrybanana2215
      @angrybanana2215 4 года назад +8

      Not all Virgo’s shall be lonely. I have a crush on a Virgo irl. That should be some encouragement.

  • @GiemsaUwU
    @GiemsaUwU 9 лет назад +59

    That woman.. she makes me angry in a certain way..

    • @patrick-william4610
      @patrick-william4610 9 лет назад

      Lol lol

    • @birersuitt
      @birersuitt 9 лет назад +4

      Caitlyn Ulted JFK Actually she makes me mad because she looks like Dolores Umbridge...

    • @MantraMan2077
      @MantraMan2077 9 лет назад +5

      Which one, the one in the thumbnail? Well I got news for you.
      That is a dude. In drag. Going full queen on ya ass.

    • @mariam14903
      @mariam14903 9 лет назад

      Hi cait hi jinx I play good with u 2 on lol
      GG me xD

    • @iamgodur275
      @iamgodur275 9 лет назад

      LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOL CAITLTYN ULTED JFK MA NIIIGGGUHH THIS SHIT GOT ME ROLLIN ROUND IN MA BOXERS CUUH

  • @heidithomas2240
    @heidithomas2240 8 лет назад +53

    16:40, Mark goes insane. XD

    • @aresrivera9744
      @aresrivera9744 4 года назад +1

      He’s been going slowly insane throughout the entire video

  • @MichaelaLynnn
    @MichaelaLynnn 8 лет назад +164

    How do you change your hair color in the middle of a date, good lord..

    • @SoySauceSmurf
      @SoySauceSmurf 5 лет назад +13

      Michaela Lynn He was just like, “Oh shit, I forgot I have this conveniently placed hairdye on me. What do I do with it? Hm... oh, I know! I’ll dye my hair iN THE MIDDLE OF MY DATE!!! THAT SOUNDS LIKE A WONDERFUL IDEA!!! I’ll even QUIZ them! HahahAAAAA!!!”

    • @maccheese2509
      @maccheese2509 5 лет назад +5

      Especially in five minutes
      For me it takes over night to dye and bleach my hair

  • @aprilbmireles
    @aprilbmireles 9 лет назад +5

    "What's the momo!?" That's a cat you're going to sleep with in the future.

  • @acespades2387
    @acespades2387 9 лет назад +104

    Skip to 16:35 for herb lore.

  • @StarzRantz
    @StarzRantz 7 лет назад +10

    Mark:"no one will love you"
    HOMER:*smiles and laughs creepy
    Me: " guy understands his fate"

  • @TheLugiaSong
    @TheLugiaSong 9 лет назад +51

    A 'plonker' is a term we use in the UK, it isn't very offensive, it's just a thing you call someone you don't like.
    ie: "They're such a plonker!"
    it's kinda funny honestly XD

    • @kairenurwin3032
      @kairenurwin3032 9 лет назад +1

      no its not, it's something you say to someone when they do something stupid. like the comment you plonker

    • @TheLugiaSong
      @TheLugiaSong 9 лет назад

      kairen urwin yeah, basically. That's pretty much what I meant.

  • @Illoosion
    @Illoosion 9 лет назад +92

    "You have won my cardiovascular organ!"?
    What the heck is wrong with these people?!

    • @bingoned9113
      @bingoned9113 9 лет назад +14

      There's only one logical explanation... people are being replaced by robots...

    • @starkiller1289
      @starkiller1289 9 лет назад +15

      Mash Ketchcum The pikamon master Affirmative, those individual lifeforms were in fact replaced by animated imposters.

    • @ShotgunLlama
      @ShotgunLlama 9 лет назад +4

      Illoosion It was most rational and good decision to made!

    • @sophiasolis4461
      @sophiasolis4461 9 лет назад

      That means heart....i think

    • @Illoosion
      @Illoosion 9 лет назад

      Yeah, it does.
      "Cardio-" as in 'heart,' and "vascular" as in the vascular system that transfers blood through animals.

  • @chantellehoekstra9202
    @chantellehoekstra9202 9 лет назад +23

    Did he just say "I'm not a good love maker?!"

  • @Phantomsangel
    @Phantomsangel 8 лет назад +16

    Um...Maaark....are you ok...? I can't really tell if he likes this game, but watching him play it is hilarious lol XD

  • @lolypop8518
    @lolypop8518 8 лет назад +39

    markimoo: herblore herobelre erowienfine
    me: *clicks like*

  • @luvstruckfairy
    @luvstruckfairy 9 лет назад +31

    16:40 actually just killed me, I can't breathe.

  • @SemiIocon
    @SemiIocon 8 лет назад +225

    I also looked up "Not 'arf". It means "not at all".

  • @Alisha_6886
    @Alisha_6886 6 лет назад +19

    In Australia, the music in the background was Waltzing Matilda! Oh and also tucker means food. So the restaurant name is mother’s food. I’m Aussie, so this is certified Australian information 🇦🇺

    • @aleksanderweedman8116
      @aleksanderweedman8116 3 года назад

      ˙ƃuᴉʎl ǝɹɐ no⅄

    • @kaelie7107
      @kaelie7107 2 года назад +1

      It's also a hint to kitty's (the game developer) drag background.

  • @ZachzyGames1
    @ZachzyGames1 9 лет назад +127

    MarkiBalls is an exact copy of Markiplier... It's a spitting image.

    • @iamreallybutthurt8531
      @iamreallybutthurt8531 9 лет назад +2

      Zachzy Games If Mark had pink hair that is not even there...

    • @ermagurd3919
      @ermagurd3919 9 лет назад +1

      Zachzy Games Markiballs is best balls

    • @Bugsyummy21
      @Bugsyummy21 9 лет назад +1

      Subscribe to DASHIEGAMES he is funny as hell!!!!

    • @carlrhodes6558
      @carlrhodes6558 9 лет назад

      Bugsyummy21 ummm.... ok????

    • @ZachzyGames1
      @ZachzyGames1 9 лет назад +3

      Bugsyummy21 I do not see how this is relevant,,,

  • @slime-time
    @slime-time 9 лет назад +162

    Mark seems especially drunk in this episode...

  • @tessagrey3204
    @tessagrey3204 9 лет назад +39

    Herb lore

  • @macandcheese1771
    @macandcheese1771 8 лет назад +18

    17:07 go home Mark, you're drunk

  • @polka8117
    @polka8117 9 лет назад +67

    so THIS is where herb lore came from

  • @victoriahayes9356
    @victoriahayes9356 9 лет назад +42

    These videos wouldn't be complete without Mark's commentary😂😂😂

    • @victoriahayes9356
      @victoriahayes9356 9 лет назад +1

      Just watch Homer come to Marks house just to talk. And the first thing Mark says is NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU😂😂

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 9 лет назад

      +Victoria Hayes Yeah

  • @FallenNephilimTeukie
    @FallenNephilimTeukie 8 лет назад +7

    This is probably one of my favorite videos of Mark's ever. No matter how many times I watch it, I always laugh my ass off.

  • @bridgitte247
    @bridgitte247 7 лет назад +5

    lol I lost it when he shouted “I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS! SHUT UP!!”

  • @Singoys
    @Singoys 9 лет назад +80

    Remember kids , when you go in the restrooms dont forget to dye your hair !

    • @underminingduck8190
      @underminingduck8190 9 лет назад +25

      Or reverse gyrate. Or pelvic thrust

    • @shahafzeevi6364
      @shahafzeevi6364 9 лет назад +9

      Or go to jerk king (😂😂😂) and try the love handel 😘 ohhhh gosh me XD

    • @juliakoski7306
      @juliakoski7306 9 лет назад

      ^^Markiplier house tour reference

    • @norwegiannightmare8843
      @norwegiannightmare8843 9 лет назад +12

      But stop on your right foot. DONT FORGET IT

    • @underminingduck8190
      @underminingduck8190 9 лет назад +1

      Norwegian nightmare then bring it around town Briiing it arrouund town

  • @msfs19941
    @msfs19941 8 лет назад +18

    Being British and seeing the awful slang makes me want to cry 😂

  • @justlaila4608
    @justlaila4608 9 лет назад +60

    why Kitty Powers sounds like Mrs Doubtfire???

    • @pinheadlarry2921
      @pinheadlarry2921 9 лет назад +2

      Dragqueen 🤘🏻

    • @justlaila4608
      @justlaila4608 9 лет назад

      jaajajjajaja

    • @mslita09
      @mslita09 9 лет назад

      +Laila El Ghoul What's funny? It's true.

    • @tylerf.145
      @tylerf.145 9 лет назад

      +Laila El Ghoul LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THAT MOVIE SO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUNY!!!!!

    • @izalisarismendez5566
      @izalisarismendez5566 9 лет назад

      Oh mah god she does! I just realized that -3-

  • @clorbdorb1245
    @clorbdorb1245 8 лет назад +5

    Mark: "Herb Lore...Herblore! Ahblore! Blore!"
    Me: "Davis! Davis is the name!"

  • @kristenbooks
    @kristenbooks 9 лет назад +31

    I love Mark's reaction to the first guy being a vegetarian. Seems like a common theme among the RUclipsrs who play this and it's hilarious.

    • @kristenbooks
      @kristenbooks 9 лет назад

      Also, I really want to see more of this game because not many of the gamers I watch have been playing this game, but it's so much fun to watch. Especially with the crazy reactions that Mark has ^-^

    • @jesspenlington945
      @jesspenlington945 9 лет назад

      Kristen BOOKS Brizzyvoices plays it

    • @kristenbooks
      @kristenbooks 9 лет назад

      I don't watch Brizzyvoices.

    • @CaffeineDeprivation
      @CaffeineDeprivation 9 лет назад

      Kristen BOOKS Do you watch CinnamonToastKen? He has made couple of videos about this game.

    • @kristenbooks
      @kristenbooks 9 лет назад

      MelodyOfWhispers I watched a couple of his videos on the game. They were OK.

  • @Lunar_Blacksmith
    @Lunar_Blacksmith 8 лет назад +28

    Oh man. I forgot about Herb Lore. Wow.

  • @bananamilk
    @bananamilk 8 лет назад +35

    h e r b l o r e

  • @elisecovington3676
    @elisecovington3676 6 лет назад +4

    You don't know what Momo is? He is a flying lemur from the southern air temple. 😂

  • @laurenmigge5981
    @laurenmigge5981 9 лет назад +53

    hey mark ! when you said "who's 'they' it's only one person" I wanted to inform you that 'they' is a gender neutral pronoun that some people prefer and it is best to use if you are unsure of someone's preferred pronouns. thank you !

    • @DazednHyphy
      @DazednHyphy 9 лет назад +5

      Technically however, it's not. That's informal/improper English, and following English rules the only correct forms are she/he, s/he, (s)he etc. due to the fact that "they" refers to the plural "them/their".

    • @sadlittleratboy
      @sadlittleratboy 9 лет назад +9

      RadioactiveCurse Actually, it is? It's impolite to just take random stabs at pronouns (also, some people use neutral ptonouns), plus one person can be refered to as "they". "Alex is sick. Then need to go to the hospital." "Has your dog been doing well? I heared they were hit by a car." It might not sound as nice, but neutral pronouns can be very important. Also, if you're American, it doesn't fucking matter. Our English is shit anyway.

    • @kkostasanagno2243
      @kkostasanagno2243 9 лет назад +1

      PeachyPanda "it" is more correct tho,

    • @ivanbenja4
      @ivanbenja4 9 лет назад +4

      Who. Gives. A. Shit?

    • @laurenmigge5981
      @laurenmigge5981 9 лет назад +10

      I give a shit. I use they/them pronouns and I was just informing mark that it is actually a thing. I feel uncomfortable when people use other pronouns for me. and no it doesn't mean I am more than one person it only means that I don't identify as either gender

  • @courtneywheatley1242
    @courtneywheatley1242 8 лет назад +44

    Herb Lore!!!!!!He said it twenty timesXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I THINK I AM GOING TO DIE OF LAUGHTER!!!!!!😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😵😵😵😵😵

  • @RogueUwU
    @RogueUwU 9 лет назад +29

    Praise the Elder Gods with our herb lore :D

  • @redsky7980
    @redsky7980 7 лет назад +7

    "NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU!!!" *depressed Homer"