4,11 at 16, bro needs a trailer to get his schoolbag around 💀💀😂😂 Edit: Hey guys, happy summer vacations, i just wanted to tell yall, don't diss or mock short people, they don't deserve all that hate fr fr, you're litterally making them insecure bout something they can't change.
Well me being legally a midget and the Bullying I had to go through high-school. Even now I mean. Yeah, you are in volcano at that point. Might as well had unalived myself but had to pay my parents debts. So yeah
My brother shrugged off the hit, took the stool out of my hands and punched me in the stomach multiple times until I almost threw up. He was seven at the time and he is now a 6'2 260 pound giant.
@the_ejumper_0804 When referring to someone as a giant, you are usually referring to height, so I don't see the part about being 260 pounds as relevant to the part about him being a giant
Bruh the peeing comment reminded me of how my brother wiped his ass on my snuggy, blamed it on me, got abused by my soon to be stepdad as punishment, mom saw the marks and we left randomly one night. My brother wiping his ass on my snuggy saved us from having an abusive step dad.
That first confession got a chance. I have a short friend and he is still able to pull. Yeah, his girlfriend jokingly threatened to rip his balls off and stabbed his grandma if he left her, but he’s doing good.💀
5:20 at 16 my hair turned gray, it happens sometimes and it went away before i turned 18. Hair color changes a lot as a kid for some people, I've literally gone through the entire natural spectrum just over the years....He may also just be cooked tho, 50 50
Oh yo that was you from the video? Good luck but you need a backup plan if not college. 1K likes on a project is good but idk the Reddit view/like ratio. Keep at it, but never rely on solely an algorithm for prosperity
I searched up sex jokes on a persons school computer 2 weeks ago, am I still cooked (haven’t gotten caught yet) Edit: I’m cooked. The both of us are having a parent teacher conference Edit: HOLY SH*T IM ACTUALLY NOT COOKED
One of my old friends looked up how to buy crack on some other kid’s computer and then kept googleing the same thing for about 15-16 times so it would stay in the dude’s search history
5:26 What I remember about the rise of the Empire is... is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Clone Wars, the 501st Legion was discreetly transferred back to Coruscant. It was a silent trip. We all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private, traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight to Coruscant, not when Order 66 came down, and not when we marched into the Jedi Temple. Not a word."
I have 2 confessions 1: I used to hack into others chromebooks in 4th grade the username was Firstnamelastname and Cats123 all of the names were listed on the wall I hacked into my “rival’s” account and found 2 Minecraft fan fictions written in English and translated to Spanish it was odd 2: I always used to change the word when playing the game of telephone
I've been cracked open, whisked in a bowl with pepper and salt, and placed in a pan over medium heat for 3-4 minutes, being flipped halfway through to ensure an even heat displacement. Am I cooked?
I’m 5’5” at 16-17 but my cousin didn’t grow until after he went to college so 18-20 he was shorter than I was now and now he’s 6’3” still growing apparently. Can I make a comeback?
15:16 this happened to me once I was in the hall and I decided to go to the restroom so I went in did my business but when I finished I saw 3 kids walk into the restroom (these kids were known for being bad and one just got out of alternative school) so I see them and immediately get out and go to wash my hands and when I’m finished one of the kids pushes my backpack and goes keep it stepping the worst part is I go to a nice school
hentai the first thing I thought of when I saw this was the fact that the first thing that came to mind was the fact the first thing you said was that you were going to be in the hospital for a week and then you were going to have to go to the hospital and then you had to go to the doctor and then you have to go to the emergency room and then you can’t go to the doctors and then you go to the dentist and then you get a new prescription and then you just go to the pharmacy and then you can go to the store
Tommy would not like meta knight in smash bros brawl because that chracter is broken even if he fought a casual player with the character he would certainly leave. That chracter was so overpowered that it was banned in multiple smash brawl tournaments. Guess what metaknight has. Of course it is good combos with his best move being up tilt and forward air which leave you vulnerable to a side b drill and a up b kill at the top.
@@FuroresuBlogs I’m talking about the game smash bros brawl in particular the competitive scene of the game. It has a history of meta knight being over powered funny how it’s first name is meta which could be interpreted as literally the meta of smash at the time.
The graying one of 5:25 is a real thing bro i have gray hair but it wasn’t that much in 14 or 15 but when i went to high school i grew my hair because in my country we can’t keep long hair up until grade 10 but the teachers get a bit comfortable in high school so i started growing my hair and my goodness, it was a disaster 2/3 of my hair were gray it wasn’t all gray like anime characters but in a group of five hair strands 3 of them were gray. I had to fight my life for it cause the teacher thought I highlighted my hair. Which wasn’t allowed in school
I've been put in an oven, and it's been turned on. Am i cooked?
Yea
@@Jazmission shit
Not yet. Leave it at 475 degrees Fahrenheit for about an hour. Then you're cooked.
you probably baked, idk if you're cooked tho
Depends on how you were prepped
Petition to make Tommy confess to having top secret North Korean documents.
Signed Lol
Bro thinks he can hide that secret forever
signed
What is with the damn petition comments?
signed
When Tommy pulls up at his barber "am i cooked"
nahh that’s wild
Blud went to a Turkish barber
4,11 at 16, bro needs a trailer to get his schoolbag around 💀💀😂😂
Edit: Hey guys, happy summer vacations, i just wanted to tell yall, don't diss or mock short people, they don't deserve all that hate fr fr, you're litterally making them insecure bout something they can't change.
Bro’is a 5 star dish at these point 😂
@@bruh-ld1us he ain't reaching 5 bro
Well me being legally a midget and the Bullying I had to go through high-school. Even now I mean. Yeah, you are in volcano at that point. Might as well had unalived myself but had to pay my parents debts. So yeah
@@rudhra5957 i hope you feel better
theres time i really do question what life is like at that height cuz i’m 5’10 i dont know nothing about that
“You are my balls” - Tommy 2024
so inspirational!
So good 😏
@@bruh-ld1usreal
very motivating
I can’t believe tommy is over 9 feet tall dayum
My brother shrugged off the hit, took the stool out of my hands and punched me in the stomach multiple times until I almost threw up. He was seven at the time and he is now a 6'2 260 pound giant.
6'2 isn't a giant
@@cringe_memeshe may not technically be a giant but he has a deadline recond of 450 pounds.
@@cringe_memesyou missed the 260lb part
@@cringe_memes people who are so lazy and dont read whole comments and then comment stupid questions or statements piss me off
@the_ejumper_0804 When referring to someone as a giant, you are usually referring to height, so I don't see the part about being 260 pounds as relevant to the part about him being a giant
My opps pulled up on me with nunchucks: am I cooked?
no
You got no opps
brother you have no opps, you have teachers.
yo we got Shredder in the comment section
@@DeadlyNickel💀
Tommy makes the best videos to eat dinner to ngl
ONG bro
Fr
Fr
literally eating a FAT burrito and watching this rn
nah i prefer MSA and Dhar Mann imo tho so dont beef with me
immediately responding "is this Azula??" when told about a girl trying to ruin someones life for no reason was so real
Tommy touched me as a child and now no one believes me am I cooked.
No what are you talking that never happend🤫
Nah you gotta return the favor though
Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait WHAT DA HEEEEEEELLLLLLLL
*Goes missing after this confession.*
3:20 thats devilish
Hi
Bruh the peeing comment reminded me of how my brother wiped his ass on my snuggy, blamed it on me, got abused by my soon to be stepdad as punishment, mom saw the marks and we left randomly one night. My brother wiping his ass on my snuggy saved us from having an abusive step dad.
What the
W brother ngl
God works in mysterious ways
Holy shit (literally)
Brothers plan all along 😎
7:48 who tf has a jar of blueberries
People that have jars of blueberries
@@xtraviationthis is correct
@@2miligrams Is this correct?
@@LucasG-kr8xbthis is real chat
Yes
That first confession got a chance. I have a short friend and he is still able to pull. Yeah, his girlfriend jokingly threatened to rip his balls off and stabbed his grandma if he left her, but he’s doing good.💀
W girfreind
What that sound like is that bro gf a freak
@@3clisp315 She didn’t actually do that she’s just joking.
Or maybe she isn’t joking.😳
@@DominantBtch Bro I’m done.💀
bro I am not 4'11 I was kidding 😭
I have a test tomorrow in economics and i didnt even study or take notes, its over for me
put the phone down and lock in lil bro
@@d.s.s.9935 he does test corrections and its a guaranteed 75 and its open note on laptop
Just reminded me to go study economics
Did you get cooked?
My hair is graying at 14 💀💀💀💀
You’re cook lil bro you better be getting 8-9 hours of sleep from now on
Same mine started at 14 too
I got a single gray hair at like 7
mine is turning white man 😭
Bro time travelled to ww1 at the age of 10 and came back
sheldon cooper holding a laptop: bazinga
Bazniga
Basing a
Bazinnga
I’m a ginger, am I cooked?
Edit: Damn yall are ruthless 😭
ur cooked
u ain’t jus cooked, u burnt
u been cooked since birth
ur cooked
@@nextirious6828 he aint burnt, hes atomized
WHAT THE HELL DID I MISS I LEAVE FOR 2 WEEKS AND THE AFRO’S GONE😭
Me too 😭
14:06 had me looking at an imaginary camera
😭
5:20 at 16 my hair turned gray, it happens sometimes and it went away before i turned 18. Hair color changes a lot as a kid for some people, I've literally gone through the entire natural spectrum just over the years....He may also just be cooked tho, 50 50
0:03 is cooked trust
14:19 “handshake” is wilddd😂😂😂
“Am I cooked” is gonna be this years most used phrase
*Phrase
*Phrase
*paresh
*Pariah
Pharoah*
love your vids
I was the guy posting comics on reddit. Imma make it big, and this video will be a checkpoint.
Go ahead man. If I'm able to survive this weeks without being put on the shirt. Then everything is possible.
@@Reaper_Rapi what you up to
Drop your socials.
Oh yo that was you from the video?
Good luck but you need a backup plan if not college. 1K likes on a project is good but idk the Reddit view/like ratio. Keep at it, but never rely on solely an algorithm for prosperity
I searched up sex jokes on a persons school computer 2 weeks ago, am I still cooked (haven’t gotten caught yet)
Edit: I’m cooked. The both of us are having a parent teacher conference
Edit: HOLY SH*T IM ACTUALLY NOT COOKED
your cooked if he has a good excuse
Your cooked if the dude can prove that it was you
You should be fine. My friends and I have looked up porn and the black dudes kissing meme on each others chromebooks and nothing bad has happened
One of my old friends looked up how to buy crack on some other kid’s computer and then kept googleing the same thing for about 15-16 times so it would stay in the dude’s search history
damn this is a cool story
Tommy's subscribers turning on him in the end has to be the pinnacle of internet humor.
At around the two minute mark the guy who said he helped his friend is wild cause when I did it I just switched hands fr
i cant finish when i switch hands it just doesnt feel the same
I may be cooked but the stream wasn’t, keep it up bro. Also forgot to say that happened like 4 years ago and it barely affects me anymore
0:57 NAHHHHHH SAYING YOU ARE MY BALLS TO A 16 IS NEXT LEVEL!!!!!! BRO IS TURNING MORE INTO DRAKE BY THE DAY!!!!
Tommy been cookin' with these last few uploads fr
My 6'2 14yr younger brother looking down at me(I'm 5'8 at 19):
*Insert shrek looking down at the camara clip here*
You're gonna hit 5'9 bro trust me, I believe in you!
May God bless you and God speed.
I was 5'10 in high school I'm actually 5'8 and a half
5:26
What I remember about the rise of the Empire is... is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Clone Wars, the 501st Legion was discreetly transferred back to Coruscant. It was a silent trip. We all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private, traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight to Coruscant, not when Order 66 came down, and not when we marched into the Jedi Temple. Not a word."
I have 2 confessions
1: I used to hack into others chromebooks in 4th grade the username was Firstnamelastname and Cats123 all of the names were listed on the wall I hacked into my “rival’s” account and found 2 Minecraft fan fictions written in English and translated to Spanish it was odd
2: I always used to change the word when playing the game of telephone
Lol they got to be weird fan fictions.
the 1st is ok but 2 is absolutely unacceptable
2:06 did he not have another hand????????
not that one guy spamming "COCKED" in the chat😭
The funny thing about you saying Azula is that I’m watching Avatar right now💀
5:47 my man is well-done
I've been cracked open, whisked in a bowl with pepper and salt, and placed in a pan over medium heat for 3-4 minutes, being flipped halfway through to ensure an even heat displacement. Am I cooked?
0:38 go ahead and put the femboy costume on lil bro😭
bet uwu
@@dissapointment1501skittle people are genuinely kind of annoying
@@2miligramswoah there buckaroo
damn... I see but...
thats bro's only hope now 😭
0:56 bro if he was that short compared to you you'd be like 8 feet 💀
Yeah he’s capping fr
Did not prep for the SAT, bombed it, and still got in
16:27 this hits hard cuz I have a test coming up tomorrow too 😭
That was me lol
@@ayemare lol
8:57 I think he meant "all E's" as in all excellences. Because now we're graded in acheived Merits and excellences(A,M,E)
16:32
My grade when I study:100%
My grade when I do: 80-90%
reason: sleep deprivation
1:53 nah bruh im done💀
So at 5:28 the graying can be mainly from genetics but bro just gotta be massive with muscles so he isn’t cooked
5:20 same
0:35 I don’t actually think so. Depends on mother and father height but you could have one of those insane ass growth spurts.
3:00 that cutoff is fucking GOLD
15:00 tommy aint even asking how he typed that if he’s blind💀
You can type even if your blind I even saw someone play forza it actually impressive how good the techs gotten.
Well… I got a particular set of skills. :-) JK it's just voiceover.
Im glad i grew in between 8th grade and 9th grade i went from 5'0 to 5'7 thank god
My cat spilt my water and destroyed the electricity in the house.
I love the thumbnail dude
I knew a kid in my middle school who already started to have a bunch of grey hairs💀💀💀💀
I’m 5’5” at 16-17 but my cousin didn’t grow until after he went to college so 18-20 he was shorter than I was now and now he’s 6’3” still growing apparently. Can I make a comeback?
I was 4'11" until 9th grade and now im 18 and im 6'1" i believe you can ngl
Yea bro just get enough sleep, but it is quite uncommon to grow at 18 and 20 but it doss happen.
14:08 had this same thing going on except with my friend (we were really young at that time)
15:16 this happened to me once I was in the hall and I decided to go to the restroom so I went in did my business but when I finished I saw 3 kids walk into the restroom (these kids were known for being bad and one just got out of alternative school) so I see them and immediately get out and go to wash my hands and when I’m finished one of the kids pushes my backpack and goes keep it stepping the worst part is I go to a nice school
6:20 bro is wilbur soot 😭😭😭
15:00 washroom in the morning & after school brotha I ain't going to a school bathroom
I’m greying at 17 😭😭 (yes my childhood was utter shit)
Valid you’re not cooked you can just dye your hair as well you’re fine
The fact that he used Elmer Fudd on the thumbnail, someone whose shorter than a bunny
At least i'm taller than someone
Tommy is the definition of Underrated
6:30 NAHHHHH, TOMMYNFG IS OVER 🔥🔥🔥💀
im so cooked i have my homework due in an hour im litt on a call w my bro and a sweedish guy even they dont know the awnsers
crazy bro
0:32 Cooked w/ no doubt
At least you’re not alone then bro 😎
@@MyTeethAreBrownActually I’m 4’5 at 25 thank you very much.
@@Honda_Kiku i really really hope you don't mind that
hentai the first thing I thought of when I saw this was the fact that the first thing that came to mind was the fact the first thing you said was that you were going to be in the hospital for a week and then you were going to have to go to the hospital and then you had to go to the doctor and then you have to go to the emergency room and then you can’t go to the doctors and then you go to the dentist and then you get a new prescription and then you just go to the pharmacy and then you can go to the store
the first guy literally koichi lmao
bruh 💀💀💀
bros bouta start a heart throbbing adventure
NAHH 😂😂
my friends convinced me to look up Yuri on my school Chromebook and I can’t delete my history on those. Am I Cooked?
10:04 tf he mean blamed? He the one that did it
Currently in a 140 degree pan over a stove, am I cooked?
You'll soon be cooked.
8:10 Tommy please explain
8:20 broooo ur not just cooked, ur fried, no not even that, ur burnt my guy
W YappyNFG!! 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯💯🥶🥶
5:12 Bro is ken kaneki 💀
Tommy never fails to disappoint
Bro the FBI couldnt get this shit outta me. They can waterboard me or torture me but never am I confessing this shit bro
2:01 COOKED!!!!!
15:26 how do you botch this word so bad dawg 💀💀
5:10 spider mane in chat glazing
5:28 I started getting gray hair at 11 💀💀
Tommy where did you gain that inch? 1:43
2:30 his hand doesn’t even need to be broken I’d do it anyway😭
i only study when theres an exam 2 weeks b4
I’m in love with Tommy. Am I cooked?
yes
You're boiled
1:39 today for no reason at all I took a run
5:50 wilbur soot refrence
hes a pedo /;:
2:15 song?
Tommy would not like meta knight in smash bros brawl because that chracter is broken even if he fought a casual player with the character he would certainly leave. That chracter was so overpowered that it was banned in multiple smash brawl tournaments. Guess what metaknight has. Of course it is good combos with his best move being up tilt and forward air which leave you vulnerable to a side b drill and a up b kill at the top.
what is buddy yapping about
@@FuroresuBlogs I’m talking about the game smash bros brawl in particular the competitive scene of the game. It has a history of meta knight being over powered funny how it’s first name is meta which could be interpreted as literally the meta of smash at the time.
@@supermariomaker1734 competitive smash players dont shower
@@ninlaw9810 some of them don’t.
The graying one of 5:25 is a real thing bro i have gray hair but it wasn’t that much in 14 or 15 but when i went to high school i grew my hair because in my country we can’t keep long hair up until grade 10 but the teachers get a bit comfortable in high school so i started growing my hair and my goodness, it was a disaster 2/3 of my hair were gray it wasn’t all gray like anime characters but in a group of five hair strands 3 of them were gray. I had to fight my life for it cause the teacher thought I highlighted my hair. Which wasn’t allowed in school
I’m a turkey on thanksgiving, am I cooked?
you better run for your life lil bro
23:43 burnt
5:28 graying at 11 mic
Tommy: Are you Danny Phantom? Are you Albino? Bro fighting in the war.
16-year-old: I can walk through walls disappear and fly
What his timezone
watching these vids while eating w eats is peak
tommy is 2'3 at 18.
bro I'm not doing my GCSE'S/SAT for another 3 years and my mums making revise for it
bro called brawl smash 2 💀