Bro thinks he can comprehend how fast a jet is while sitting on his couch with his chips saying “heck yeah”. There’s a complete difference when you’re in a jet. Which is clearly what he is explaining. It’s hard to read youtube comments, so many dumb people like yourself.
He could fly out a scientist or a historian or an investigative journalist or old school counterculture figures. Bring on Pickard and talk about LSD labs. Something. This is gay.
Covid made me really appreciate my home state. We didn't bother with any of that shit after like the first couple weeks. We waited to make sure people weren't dropping dead left and right and then went on like normal. Couldn't imagine not being in a free state during covid.
u mean dont forget what they do to us literally 24/7 since the federal bank and fiat money / fractional reserve banking started? enslaving the entire world with something that has no intrinsic value and doesnt even really exist. its monopoly money that controls everyones every move action and thought. if thats not babylonian money magic idk what is. if you go against them like lincoln, jfk and andrew jackson you get shot. The south during the Civil war was the last real American heros fighting for financial freedom and states rights, which wouldn't allow us to be in this current situation we are in...but the bankers always win. Research the Black nobility bloodlines
I have stage 4 lung cancer and has two weeks to live,i have listened to every joe Rogan podcast except the ones that were deleted,thank u joe, this will be my last day on electronics as next two week I won't use RUclips,good bye joe, goodbye everyone
Rogen is spot on, my wife and I live in Florida, and we never shut down doing that time. I worked the entire time and would go out on the weekends with my wife to restaurants and etc... I said all that to say that Texas is a lot like Florida we live it up no matter what.
That's BS, I live if FL also, Tamarac. There was a shutdown, just not as long as other states. There were a good 3 months where the only things open were essential businesses. I am glad that it wasn't as restricted as other states, and we were able to make the decisions for ourselves as to how to protect ourselves, rather than government curfews and mandates, but to say FL never shut down is disingenuous. Maybe that was your experience, but that wasn't a state wide experience.
Ive seen one of his "specials." I really wanted laugh. The only thing that was remotely funny was that it appeared that they paid him his cut of the door money and he stuffed it in his front pocket. I was thinking he must've been touring with Joey Diaz and had nowhere else to stuff it.
Joe specifically calling out the Bodega Cat and blatantly saying it's just "ok" and asking Jamie for better whiskey is unknowingly the funniest shit Also i bought it before so it's extra funny because it was definitely just ok at best
They should make a page where artists / creators can give authorization for positive content use. Jaime can check the list & 👍or👎[Exposure is better than a petty claim]. Also, a DMCA FAIR USE notification in the beginning or scrolled underneath a segment could let them be more free
I saw a dude pass out on day one of basic training while we were standing in line (at parade rest) to get our linen. His head hit the concrete so hard, it sounded like someone dropped a watermelon.. he took it like a soldier though. Came to, recovered and returned to the position of parade rest
Always awesome to see a great comic as a guest. You know that the conversation is going to have plenty of funny moments. Love Brian and Joe. Hope I can make it out to The Mothership one day.
Not sure if anyone has heard this.. but Joe and Tom Segura trade funny/brutal videos every day to try and gross each other out. Although, he rarely mentions it! 😂
Comedian podcasts are all the fucking same, nothing you will hear will be something you haven't heard before. And for comedy podcasts, they aren't very funny. Most people are not interested in the intricacies of stand up comedy 10 times a month
I’m sorry about your father. But that doctor doesn’t know what he is talking about. There is no way he would be able to make that cause and effect association. Because viral illnesses (including CoVID but also every ring from the cold to the flu) have been associated with myocarditis from forever.
@lokhtar well nc has the best medical schools in the country, and he wouldn't be in the Duke heart unit for nothing? I'm sure he wouldn't make that up . He knows what he's talking about I'm sure
I fainted at a funeral in high school from having legs locked, Bill Bergey picked me up and knew exactly what happened and gave me his seat for a cpl mins
Hahaha! Happened to me…. 😂 I made it the entire LE Academy and Fell Out in formation because I was in awe of my accomplishments and locked out my legs, knees. 🤪💀
Had a kid lock his knees during a 6th grade singing performance from the top of the stands. Man went backwards to the back of his head from like 10ft in the air. Don't lock ya knees.
“This is Mark Normand’s Bodega Cat but we got the good shit over here.” 😅 -Joe
That was fuckin...😬
52:56.... Call the ambulance for M.N.
Heard that, bet that’s crushing for the Bodega boys!
Coulda been worse coulda been what he said about Schaubs bs juice Tiger Thicc
I heard another comic say it wasn’t great. Same with Tom and Brent kreishners
Joe doing the G-Force noise needs a compilation
Joe explaining the F-18 ride was awesome!! 😂
14:35
Guarantee pingtrip will put it in a video
@@Cyrberus369you ppl have no lives. After the un tenth time how is it entertaining
How many times will Joe do an impression of Ron White!? I feel like he does it EVER episode since moving to Texas, damn Joe we get it😅
Joe - talking about volcanoes
Brian - "Ice cube is the only reason I know what pyroclastic flow is."
21:28
💥
🌋
🧊
that shit sent me
“That’s bodega cat, that’s mark normands… we got some good shit though.” 😂
That made me cringe hearing it😂
@@skiptrace4034I would never buy it but everyone who has said it tastes like shit?
Stocks are DOWN
Can't believe this guy is related to homer simpson
Not by blood but adoption
Dont be silly. Brian is from family guy.
And OJ. Hopefully he doesn't follow in his footsteps tho
Can’t believe this guy is related to Joe Simpson.
there's a lot of Simps son.
When he said " I just want to watch football alone". I felt that shit in my soul
I definitely relate when it comes to fights … i invite people over hoping they say no 🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Or at least have some inkling of what's going on.
I just want to watch it alone!
I find it odd/alarming that someone would want to watch a team sport by themselves.... Isn't that like the first sign of depression?
LMAO Bodega Cat catchin strays
Joe’s sound effects when describing events are the best! 😂
haha, he's very good at it, like when he explained those tiger attacks
Especially animal noises.
12:00 lmao bro is a trip
Yeah if your deaf
When he's INTO what he's talking about -get outta town! It's a fkn 7d experience!
Bring back the shaman, at 432 hz.
Moon stone pimpin'
Brian is a really smart, cool guy. Never knew anything about him until today. Gained a fan for sure
52:58 “Thats that Bodega Cat, that’s Mark Normand’s stuff. We got some good shit though” 😂😂😂 you know that’ll hurt Normand
That was wild, glad I'm not the only one who noticed. That'd feel so rough
Mark mentioned it on wmbd, someone brought up BC and mark said "yeah, take that rogan, you fkn snob"
Joe is on one with these jet impressions 😂😂😂 someone please clip them!
I’m listening to this naked eating Frosted Flakes laughing out loud. 🥰😂
@@katielowen too much detail....your listening was enough
Ping
Brian is always so baked 😂
… when Joe says “you good?” You know you’re too stoned lol
@@cryptocode88Too stoned? What’s that?😅
Me too.
You can’t even see his eyes 😂
I would love to know!@safwatnuman4297
Casually just shitting on Mark and Sam's whiskey like "we got some good shit".
"Thats ok its that bodega cat Mark Normands stuff, but weve got some actual good shit tho" 😂😂😂
Brian fighting with google assistant killed me LMAO
Joe saying William Montgomery doesn't read his notes on stage at Kill Tony lets me know he doesn't watch Kill Tony 😆
I don’t even get why people think Willam Montgomery is funny
@@kkuttg1183 that's the thing about life, people will like things that you don't
@@kkuttg1183Watch his sets 1-10
@@kkuttg1183ok robot
you clearly didn't watch how William started because Joe is right he use to come out with a note pad now he comes out with a shred of paper at most
Train By Day, Joe Rogan By Night
All day
Jamie pull that up
Jamie pull up the video of the gorilla taking DMT and applying for health insurance
@@ThemVenueBoyz pick one
Train by night,Joe Rogan by day
That Ron White story is getting oooooooold 😂
They all are but atleast it was quick n painless lol
The whole covid migration texas story about how great it is to be a comedian is getting oooooooold
Joe Rogan explaining how fast a jet is was hilarious. Yea buddy, we know, they're fast. Have a cookie.
Have you been in a jet? Not from la to ny
Bro thinks he can comprehend how fast a jet is while sitting on his couch with his chips saying “heck yeah”. There’s a complete difference when you’re in a jet. Which is clearly what he is explaining. It’s hard to read youtube comments, so many dumb people like yourself.
It’s like Groundhog Day on this podcast now. I feel like Bill Murray smashing my alarm clock and punching out some dork on the street
He could fly out a scientist or a historian or an investigative journalist or old school counterculture figures. Bring on Pickard and talk about LSD labs. Something. This is gay.
He keeps telling the same stories over and over like an old man 👴
@@Rossman7133he should do 2 pods per week MAX. It’s just so lucrative for everyone to push our 4 or 5 sometimes. 90% are boring
How bout y'all start your own podcast and invite those weirdos on to your show other than that sit back and stfu
Imma try the “Huut Huut!” Next time I go on Goliath at Six Flags Magic Mountain.
That sounds like the synopsis of an epic fantasy porn movie. 😂
@12:18 that would have been a great stand-up bit for Joe lmao that was so funny "omg he's experiencing this too and he's flying!!?"
Thanks for the shoutout to the regular guy doing construction !
@heyitspete6472 💀💀😂😂
Never forget what they did to us during covid
Covid made me really appreciate my home state. We didn't bother with any of that shit after like the first couple weeks. We waited to make sure people weren't dropping dead left and right and then went on like normal. Couldn't imagine not being in a free state during covid.
@@johnwray393Florida? 😂
@colt4505 North Carolina but yeah, Florida really didn't give a fuck.
I lost both my parents during covid and they didn't have covid but what really upsets me is they passed in excessive fear do to all the BS going on.
u mean dont forget what they do to us literally 24/7 since the federal bank and fiat money / fractional reserve banking started? enslaving the entire world with something that has no intrinsic value and doesnt even really exist. its monopoly money that controls everyones every move action and thought. if thats not babylonian money magic idk what is. if you go against them like lincoln, jfk and andrew jackson you get shot.
The south during the Civil war was the last real American heros fighting for financial freedom and states rights, which wouldn't allow us to be in this current situation we are in...but the bankers always win. Research the Black nobility bloodlines
Sane by Day
So Broken by Night
All Day
Thanks so much for this, you've helped me to reset back to confident and happiness again (thousands of miles away in Aotearoa New Zealand).
Right in brotha keep going strong 🤘
hell yeah, im from Taranaki, New Zealand. Love that the podcast is back on RUclips
Joe busy unlocking new fears in Brian 😂😂
Just a daily reminder that Brenda Schuab is still not invited to perform at the Mothership.
Lmmmaaoooo
hahaha
HAAAAAA 😂😂😂
@@deedook4736 FREE PALESTINE
I think you have to be a comedian to perform there, right?
“All this design that god created….” - Rogan
Texas really has changed this man lol
I was like "that's some shit duncan would say"
Watching Joe slowly become a Christian is hilarious
Has he changed enough to vote red? 🤔
@@Not-thatKarenhe forced Tucker Carlson on KT... I think the pendulum has swung.
Joe Rogan is Joe Rogan's favorite impressionist.
Its the only part of acting he has left. Let him have it lol
@@BazookaTooth707what a weird comment
@@BazookaTooth707 fair enough
@@ETAisNOW The world is a weird place. You didn't know this?
@@BazookaTooth707 so I can’t point out something weird because that will mean I don’t know the world is weird?
That's that Bodega Cat, Mark Normand's stuff. We got some good shit though. Ouch 😂
I know! That was so funny. I guess we know what Rogan thinks of that crap whiskey!
Made me sad but it does sound like ass😂
Its funny but I think it is a different kind of whiskey than normal
@pauljoseph8338 well you know Rogan got that top shelf stuff.
@@pauljoseph8338 it was very mean
I have stage 4 lung cancer and has two weeks to live,i have listened to every joe Rogan podcast except the ones that were deleted,thank u joe, this will be my last day on electronics as next two week I won't use RUclips,good bye joe, goodbye everyone
Yo are you being for real?
@@CSwift-vr1qgcopied and pasted comment
Geez, thanks for ruining my night. I hope your full of shit. But if not, RIP brother. If you don’t know Jesus, now is the time to know him.
Sending you love and prayers. Hope joe connects with you much love ❤
Brother we love you. ❤️
Lmao that hornet story was hilarious.
Rogen is spot on, my wife and I live in Florida, and we never shut down doing that time. I worked the entire time and would go out on the weekends with my wife to restaurants and etc... I said all that to say that Texas is a lot like Florida we live it up no matter what.
If I had to pick, it would be Florida all day. Beautiful weather, hot ass Latina mamas, great coastline and just an all around GTA wildness
That's BS, I live if FL also, Tamarac. There was a shutdown, just not as long as other states. There were a good 3 months where the only things open were essential businesses. I am glad that it wasn't as restricted as other states, and we were able to make the decisions for ourselves as to how to protect ourselves, rather than government curfews and mandates, but to say FL never shut down is disingenuous. Maybe that was your experience, but that wasn't a state wide experience.
I’ve been a fan of Brian Simpson for about 10yrs or more now.
Oh my God really that's single handedly the most impressive thing I've ever learned in my life ten years that's astonishing bro
52:56 DAMN, shots fired on Bodega Cat lol
Today we learn what sounds the jet makes.
To funny, Joe was on one this episode. Lol
And how to force blood to my head. "Hutt hutt hutt"
Like if you want to see a bear as a guest
I want to see Joe take DMT and during his trip.. interview a cup of milk. I’m sure you feel the same way..
Hahahaha Brian triggered my Google when he was talking shit to his phone!!!! 😂😂😂😂
No matter what the conversation is, I always learn something!
I'm glad Joe still can see how lucky he is to be in the spot
Also a lot of hard work but he still realise the sheer luck
It takes real courage to tell the truth. Remember my friend.."You are not alone, and you never have been alone. Very inspiring frequency. Pp
Pp
Brian Simpson is a killer!!! His special made me laugh harder than I did in a while 😂
“It’s like time travel” I lost it 😂
Brian is always a great guest. Probably my favorite of Joe's friends at the moment 😄
I fucking love Brian Simpson. He was on Stavros Halkias’ pod last week; check it out, it was great.
Why did he do his Special in The Little Boy? I'm only 10 min in and it's not great.
Hell Yeah!! Brian Simpson! I love this man!! He is too funny!
Brian gained a new fan. He actually says insightful interedting things
WELCOME BACK JOE!!!!!!!
"Yeah I once blacked out -- it was embarrassing. I was going 6.5 Gs"
I love Brian Simpson. Super funny dude and a great listen on any podcast.
Saw the special. It rocked, Brian.. keep them coming
He can't hear you bro try saying it a little louder maybe
I just came here to say I still haven't watched a single second of Joe's stand up
It's not great
He just yells,whines, and makes faces. 5 mins is enough
Wow, you are awesome.
Ive seen one of his "specials." I really wanted laugh. The only thing that was remotely funny was that it appeared that they paid him his cut of the door money and he stuffed it in his front pocket. I was thinking he must've been touring with Joey Diaz and had nowhere else to stuff it.
Duncan got that booster
Would LOVE ❤️ to experience being in that green room at the mothership at all times and to laugh 😂 THAT hard man!!!!
The old school boxing world always used to say "punch power" is the last thing to go
You’re the man Joe! You make the boring stuff I do less boring.
Bill Cosby is innocent change my mind
For reals. Makes them boring ask work little less empty 😂
My brain translates 9 hour work shifts into "oh that's like 3 Joe Rogan episodes, nice"
Finally!
Joe has a stand up comedian on the show.
It's about time!
Must of missed all of last week.
@@Nikorasu_USYoure the only one missing something lmfao
Where?
The leader of a comedy movement had a comedian on? Whaaaaaaaat? No way
This always tends to be one of the better conversations when Brian come on
Great, trying to sleep and an hour later I’m having nightmares about sink holes.
Joe specifically calling out the Bodega Cat and blatantly saying it's just "ok" and asking Jamie for better whiskey is unknowingly the funniest shit
Also i bought it before so it's extra funny because it was definitely just ok at best
yes sir joe kept it a 100
You alright?? means GTFO your phone man!! 😂😂😂
It's just a few hours.... you'll be ok without it.
Lol I thought he sniffed a line or something 😂
Brian Simpson, “start with the ball squeeze” 😂😂😂
So happy for him. Haven’t see the special yet but I plan too.
FINALLY JOE IS BACK ON RUclips. YOU CANT SILENCE FREEDOM BABY 🦅
They should make a page where artists / creators can give authorization for positive content use. Jaime can check the list & 👍or👎[Exposure is better than a petty claim].
Also, a DMCA FAIR USE notification in the beginning or scrolled underneath a segment could let them be more free
YES!!!!!
RUclips silences it all the time…
“Humble brag” lmfao 🤣!!
Bodega cat catching strays 😂😂😂😂
Never lock your legs in formation. We always saw dudes fainting. Especially during a change of command ceremony. 😅
I saw a dude pass out on day one of basic training while we were standing in line (at parade rest) to get our linen. His head hit the concrete so hard, it sounded like someone dropped a watermelon.. he took it like a soldier though. Came to, recovered and returned to the position of parade rest
Always awesome to see a great comic as a guest. You know that the conversation is going to have plenty of funny moments. Love Brian and Joe. Hope I can make it out to The Mothership one day.
So glad to be back on RUclips!!
Yaaay! Congratulación 🤗☀️😎
Brian just scored 10 out of 12 playing 'Tom or Black' on Your Mom's House podcast. Congratulations, Brian!
Bert, Tom and YMH Suck so bad. Go watch Redbars reaction to their new vodka. It's so funny.
10 out of 12. He got 2 wrong
@@jimfogg7836 Thanks. Edited.
Gonna go out on a limb and say they talk about the comedy store
Thumbs up if you're glad he's back on RUclips! 👍🏻
It was better on Spotify since the show wasn't restricted by the RUclips Mafia...
@@bwmclaurinYeah, but it's free here. Free is better.
Thank you my Heir Brian attending unto our OWN and having sincere conversations unto my Heir Host Joe! Thank you!
Not sure if anyone has heard this.. but Joe and Tom Segura trade funny/brutal videos every day to try and gross each other out. Although, he rarely mentions it! 😂
Love you joe
Wearing wool socks to bed=best sleep you've had🧦.,.
Sup dawg
Monster 😘 lol
Hey I just read your name How Funny. I just happened to be looking for a baby daddy LOL
23:49 😂😂😂 Joe was loosing it there for a minute
Brian Simpsons stand up special was hilarious. This pod about to be awesome
Comedian podcasts are all the fucking same, nothing you will hear will be something you haven't heard before. And for comedy podcasts, they aren't very funny. Most people are not interested in the intricacies of stand up comedy 10 times a month
@@reesecollins482not all comedy podcasts are talking inside baseball.
brian simpson rules
No Bill Nye taught us Science Rules🙄
Bro, that was a crazy episode. Already watched it all. Thanks for uploading.
5:25 they were def coked tf up 😂
Honestly, how many people are actually running up to Brian screaming "Oh my God its Brian Simpson!!" ?
This is joe marketing his comedians. Again
A duke university heart doctor told my dad myocarditis is linked to covid vac, I was just as shocked. Severe heart failure. Last week.
My condolences. It gave my grandma sudden onset of severe rheumatoid arthritis.
Yeah, wait a few more years when these women that have babies after getting the vax and there will be more things to be discovered.
I’m sorry about your father. But that doctor doesn’t know what he is talking about. There is no way he would be able to make that cause and effect association. Because viral illnesses (including CoVID but also every ring from the cold to the flu) have been associated with myocarditis from forever.
@lokhtar well nc has the best medical schools in the country, and he wouldn't be in the Duke heart unit for nothing? I'm sure he wouldn't make that up . He knows what he's talking about I'm sure
@@lokhtar they can for sure make connection. Even though its all covid, molecules all look different in the viruses. Stop watching CNN.
Watching this from nj. We just an earthquake this morning. And we don't usually get them.
Yea same here, house shook like a mf
Joe love this post cast y'all are awesome
I fainted at a funeral in high school from having legs locked, Bill Bergey picked me up and knew exactly what happened and gave me his seat for a cpl mins
Who saw Andrew Schulz cook Ben Shaprio? 🔥
I would but Schulz ain't easy to listen to
I love the daily new episodes!
"She squirts liver juice out her ankle." 😂‼️
Hahaha! Happened to me…. 😂
I made it the entire LE Academy and Fell Out in formation because I was in awe of my accomplishments and locked out my legs, knees. 🤪💀
I could go for a Brian Simpson episode maybe once every, idk, 2 years?
That was a good podcast
What part?
lol
lmaooooooo
True
I liked the part when they talked about comedy
"oh that's Bodega Cat...that's Mark Normand's stuff but i have good shit tho" 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 aw man good chuckle over coffee
California's need to keep their politics in California when they flee that failed state
A lot of us who fled are conservative.
Had a kid lock his knees during a 6th grade singing performance from the top of the stands. Man went backwards to the back of his head from like 10ft in the air. Don't lock ya knees.
This is pure comedian stuff
for sure one of the 6 kat talked about
no way
Katt talking shit about da dawgs. Dangerous for a pussy…..Katt.
Nah Brians legit
Na bro he's was talking about people like Ari, Bert, Shaub the originals he always had from the beginning.
Pretty sure it’s Brendan Schaub😂