This is the best episode so far. It is naturally hilarious, and Brendan and Theo are closer than ever. Even the commercials are funny. Everyone is having fun on this episode including the culture corner with Kat and Derek. Love the show guys!! Thanks for making my day.
First one out the dugout high fiving the guy that just hit a bomb but dying internally because he’s batting .200 and knows he’s getting cut and doesn’t know what comes next.
“You’re the one standing behind MC Hammer like you’re about to sell’em at an auction.” How did everyone not laugh at this, I laughed my ass off. Super underrated comment, especially if you’ve seen ‘Taken’ 🤣
That was an underrated statement, lol, felt bad it got zero attention. CTE's mascot misses so many great cues in this podcast, it's sickening. I guess it's understandable when Theo is constantly zipping out golden one liners, you're bound to miss a few I guess.
Theo....progress not perfection buddy. You been doing so many things right. a little stick crankin' and a few cigs dont take away from all the good my man. Be easy on yourself, judging yourself is the true downward spiral to watch out for.
People with real addiction should be tough on themselves in the sense they keep themselves from relapse. I know you mean well, but like he said “one thing leads to another”. He isn’t depressed sincerely about it, in fact I’m starting to think him saying “I jerked off last night” is either a key word for something him and the ones in the room know, or he’s just fuckin around for us to giggle. But I agree it doesn’t take away from him we all love and support him but he’s hard on himself for a reason
15:44 - love when Big Browns CTE just makes him say the name of a basketball player instead of making a joke, then you see him realise in realtime. Amazing
I’ve been watching for a while but this the first channel I turn on notifications for. I don’t know what took me so long 😂😂😂 you both crack me up. As a Latino I have nothing to do with Theo and he’s the uncle I wish I had
"Standing behind him like your about to auction him off" holy shit!!! I still cant listen and not wake up the sleeping kids next to me. Theo is so damn funny
Theo Von looks like a guy who's a little too into the demolition derby he think's he's watching but it's really two people's trailers rolling into each other outside of a piggly wiggly. #RoastMyHost
Brendan looks like the guy who cheeks the drugs when he sees a mall security guard. Theo looking like a proud South Carolina stepdad at a baseball game .
IVE BEEN WAITING ALL DAYYYY!!!! So excited!!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻💙💙💙💙💙 #ganggang #buzzbuzz #myfavesforever #bestcomedyduoever #gottagothroughthehoneytogettotherat #donttouchmebutkeeptouchinme 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
Brendan the type of guy to ask how your day is and walk away while you’re telling him 😂😂
An his only answer would b brrrooooo while doin some weird hand signals 🤙🏽
Hilarious
Repeating, "im not mad at it" ...
Solid 😂
i work with a motherfucker who does this. bout to rip his soul straight through the top of he damn skull.
Theo screaming "Talentless wigger" at the catch me outside ho is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
He def doesnt give a shit if he offends anybody.i can respect that lol.hes like trump,says all the things we wanna say
Sean Crutcher o
@@seancrutcher525 oof
@@seancrutcher525 wow....
@@seancrutcher525 Keeps politics outta this, Everyones trying to enjoy the podcast
Brendan looks like the type of dude that rides a horse with both legs on the same side
haha I saw this comment like 4 years ago and people thought it was whack back then ...
Dead
Hes got the horses in the front😤
SIDESADDLE
I’m laughing so hard at this 😂👌❤️
Brendan looks like a Security Guard at a special needs School but nobody has the heart to tell em hes actually a student
dee time this needs more likes 😂
Lmao that's fucking hilarious!
dee time stutter island
🤣🤣🤣.
Hahaaha 💀💀
Brendan looks like he's in charge of the sewing machine at a Lids store.
😂 he looks like the type to ask if you want yellow or gold letters then tell you theyre out of gold
IGPX Satomi hes in charge of guarding it
Hahahaha
Lol holy shit 😂
"I can't believe you're allowed to leave your house with your brain everyday. That. Is. Baffling." Laughed so hard.
"Keanu Reeves looks like he's always looking at menu and *uhhhh* hasn't decided what he wants yet" Theo Von quote of the year
Brendan looks like the type of dude to close a kitchen drawer with his hip.
damn. i do dat sometimes foo
his ass*
Drake definitely closes with the fridge with his hips
Haha
??? #TryHarder
Had to flip video in my monitor settings to watch this
Hahaha
im saying dude wtf my ocd is flaring up
#triggered
I got a seizure bruh
Listening to T Pain
Theo: Due we need to buy some guns bruh... That’s why I watch this podcast 😂
No One “were so urban” 💀
And brendan said "dude we could ask hassan" haha
I'm racial
Some pistoles
Halfway thru, I haven't stopped laughing from the start. This episode is already my favorite 😂
This is the best episode so far. It is naturally hilarious, and Brendan and Theo are closer than ever. Even the commercials are funny. Everyone is having fun on this episode including the culture corner with Kat and Derek. Love the show guys!! Thanks for making my day.
Agreed, I feel like the energy was good this episode, everyone was vibing off each other nothing felt forced.
Wtf. This would be like turning on beavis and butthead and they swapped spots on the couch. This is weird
Preppi I like it
Nice
I caught that in the thumbnail lol..
It’s like moving your lounge around. Different but cool
It's so you can't see Brendans dumpling ear
Someone commented last week about Brendan’s cauliflower ear and said to put him on the other side I wonder if they seen it haha
“Keanu Reeves always looks like he is looking at a menu and doesn’t know what he’s gunna get yet” 😂 spot on
“Big brown, little brown and dangerous brown” 😂😂😂
You guys switching seats makes me wanna drive into an embankment
my world is upside down
SAME
@@AXharoth yeah they should have sent out some mail as a warning or something #yallneedtotightenup
right , feel ya @@codybuxton
RIP Billy Conforto
‘If your hairline is slowly starting to move backward like the french’ hilarious 😂😂 don’t touch me dude
But keep touching me
"I had to brush my teeth... so that was good..." - Theo 😂
Died when Theo said "we need to buy some guns bruh". 🤣🤣🤣
Brendan looks like he’d charge the mound at a wiffleball game
Hhhajahsaa underrated comment.
Schaubs one of those guys that pours out 3/4 of his beer when nobody’s lookin, then keeps sayin dude I’m so wasted right now bro
@@alexandersupertramp1293 Always bin into Whiskey, b. Aks Papa Rogan.
I had a friend.. technically my friends neighbor, who did this. Daniel Ruetzel
@@jwhite1016aol No snitching
Brenda is unfunny an fake asf. An Morgan Freemans laugh is annoying asf
Theo saying they dogs nose is “35 pROOF” is so under appreciated 😂😂😂
This is the earliest I’ve been to this podcast. It’s 1:00 am right now. Really looking forward to this.
1230 a.m. here and loving it
Theo looks like the loudest fan at the monster truck show...
He's got season tickets. lol
GET IN THERE!!
He doesn’t wear the earplugs either
Brendan looks like that 3rd string bench player in the MLB who just talks shit to the other team
First one out the dugout high fiving the guy that just hit a bomb but dying internally because he’s batting .200 and knows he’s getting cut and doesn’t know what comes next.
brownstone002 at least he made the team, you look like you need a breast reduction and your first paycheck
@@tyegunn shots fired no profile pic for mr brown
Bats .215 with 11 Homer's and has a decent arm
@@matb7750 decent right, weak chin
CTE GANG BOIII
“You’re the one standing behind MC Hammer like you’re about to sell’em at an auction.” How did everyone not laugh at this, I laughed my ass off. Super underrated comment, especially if you’ve seen ‘Taken’ 🤣
They started singing "Neva Scared" by Bone crusher ft killer Mike & T.I.
They said David Banner was crushing it... Jesus man 😂😂
Theo looks like the kind of roadkill you drive by and think “the worlds a safer place with less of those running around” lollllll love y’all
"If your hairline is starting to move slowly backwards like the French," - Theo
Came here to post this exactly. Well done sam.
That was an underrated statement, lol, felt bad it got zero attention. CTE's mascot misses so many great cues in this podcast, it's sickening. I guess it's understandable when Theo is constantly zipping out golden one liners, you're bound to miss a few I guess.
Dustin Lester oh shut up. Lots of people miss the gold that comes out of Theo’s mouth. Joe Rogan misses 75% of it. He’s the worst.
History reference with TH
I prefer Sugar Ray-Punzel... gang
That t pane bit had me crying laughing Brendan and theo what a great combination!:)
Best podcasts ever u two. Kick ass keep them coming boyz
that "pick nick" joke after referencing gay picnics was borderline genius
It was actually the best!
"Gary Owen, pretty much the black Tom Segura" 😂😂😂
"How do you not get casted as the live action Shaggy?" 😂😂
Brenden in the Mc Hammer video definitely is a game changer and a total mind blower. I feel like Eddie Bravo needs to look into this
Huh? Didnt catch that part. It isnt true?
Wow, King and the Sting just keeps getting better every episode!
Nobody
Theo: we need to buy sum guns 😂🤦🏻♂️☠️
with sand in the chamber... that is a 10/10 comment right there.
😆🤙🏽
Sitting in Theo’s chair won’t stop the CTE flairs...
Using autocorrect won't stop u from mixing up homophones.
Flares
Theo got sweat pants and Brendan has Snack Slacks !! Lol now that was funny. Damn I miss this show.
Lmao I can't believe Brendan was in a MC Hammer video
“Oh good one Bren..dan” - Theo back to his goddam best
"Brendan why do you inmediately take your brain waves to my ball bag" 😱🤣 Theo so original
YaiPR12 PR Theo is actually a comedian
Most podcasts: “WE CANT HUM THE SONG CAUSE WE’LL GET CLAIMED”
KATS: *Just straight up plays TPain song*
Yeah as long as its shorter than 10 or 15 sec snippets i think they are safe
Theo the type of dude to say he loves David Banner then starts singing a Bone Crusher song
Matt T. I noticed that to, he’d get pissed if you told him that and tell you to google it
ATTENTION!!!!!!
MIIISSIIISSIIIPPIII! 🗣
Brendan Schaub: the most unanimously bullied man on the internet
Brendan looks like a bouncer at a Jaden Smith concert
Theo looks like the kind of guy that has the highest score on a fishing arcade game
VONFISH - 1,000,000 points
Theo....progress not perfection buddy. You been doing so many things right. a little stick crankin' and a few cigs dont take away from all the good my man. Be easy on yourself, judging yourself is the true downward spiral to watch out for.
Connor Phebus Gang gang bruh.
Gang
thx
Buzzy buzz baby
People with real addiction should be tough on themselves in the sense they keep themselves from relapse. I know you mean well, but like he said “one thing leads to another”. He isn’t depressed sincerely about it, in fact I’m starting to think him saying “I jerked off last night” is either a key word for something him and the ones in the room know, or he’s just fuckin around for us to giggle. But I agree it doesn’t take away from him we all love and support him but he’s hard on himself for a reason
15:44 - love when Big Browns CTE just makes him say the name of a basketball player instead of making a joke, then you see him realise in realtime. Amazing
Nobody: Nothing
Theo: What I'm saying is this...
"they seem nice"
"I'll say this man..."
OOOF THAT SILENCE AFTER TINGS....LMFAO 40:45
perfect timing I needed to laugh today my girl broke my heart today keep these coming fellas Gang gang
Keep your head up bro. Gang gang
Shit hurts man but it’ll be better soon enough
Keep it moving and stay busy, just takes time bruh
How old are you homeboy? If you’re young then this is just a callus builder bro. You’ll be aight
Punk bitch!
I’ve been watching for a while but this the first channel I turn on notifications for. I don’t know what took me so long 😂😂😂 you both crack me up. As a Latino I have nothing to do with Theo and he’s the uncle I wish I had
Sweeeet, finally get a notification on time.
Thanx boooooyEeeez.
"Getcha Life Together"
it IS, IDIOT
Same its about damn time.
@tacoburrito Swanson:
I'm not touching you, don't fuckN touch me !
You guys are helping me through some tough times. Gang Gang Buzz Buzz love you guys
Brenden - "He looks like he needs Jesus in his life"
Theo - "I agree he could use a hit of The J bruh"
"and the first one to try Tigger is always so brave"
OMG 😂 HAHAHAHAHA!!!! 😅😂🤣
55:34 “there’s you behind Katt Williams” the 🐀 👑 shot down big browns moment with that quick hitter daddy 😎#ganggang
"Standing behind him like your about to auction him off" holy shit!!! I still cant listen and not wake up the sleeping kids next to me. Theo is so damn funny
Theo lookin like the guy at Patagonia giving sandal advice for no reason.
"You got big brown, little brown and Dangerous Brown..." 😂😂😂 fuckin Theo always killing it with the roasting. Fuckin love these guys, great chemistry
Brendan looks like the type that would end up in Area 52 during the 51 raid
Guys where y’all at? 😂
Brandon looks like the guy who would show up a week late to the area 51 raid
He would totally narc the entire thing to the cops calling 911 to ask directions
26:04 best moment of the episode right here y'all 👊
12.51 steals it
Gud 1 Bwen dun
theo looks like he escaped area 51, he aint going back.
They are called puka shells or something like that I know for a fact they aren’t “hookah shells” lmao 😂 🤦♂️
Oh my god I made this comment on my moms account 2 years ago.
“We got big brown, lil brown and dangerous brown” 😂🤣😭
Lol I read this as they said it
Bruh these dudes had some chemistry lol 😆 😂
Theo: We should have a gay military that just travels around and parties.
Allow me to introduce you to the United States Navy.
Say that to a seal team six member
Yeeeea, he got ya there. seal team 6 wrecks any spec ops group in the world.
Theo looks like he sells self-caught nightcrawlers out of a styrofoam cooler in the trunk of his car out front of the bait shop
Ireland damn that’s a layered amazing description of a person. I love it.
@@SassyUnicorn86 thank you ma'am. Just call it how I see it. Gang gang
Those blackmarket bootleg dirt slugs boy!
Thanks for roasting my family Theo and Brendan lol
Brendan, Theo and the crew look like an alternative version of the Goonies. Will Sasso screaming "Hey you guys"!!!
*10 minutes in* whatever man. Let’s start this frickin’ show dude
55:00 "bro will you stop so we can all feel what it's like to realize you were in this video." 😂
“Big brown, little brown and dangerous brown” 😂😂😂😂🙋🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤯
Lmfao!!! " we need guns!" "Call ehsan" 😭😭😍😍😭
Just had my gallbladder removed, I can't watch . It's to funny. laughing hurts Haha
@Casey Gonzalez LoL
Rest up brother
I couldn't watch after hernia surgery a couple weeks ago 🤣😂
I watch 2 mins of it , and was like " nope I'm going to die before the Hims ad "Haha
DEREK! Enough with that laugh, man! Sounding like an evil cartoon villain back there. You chasing Smurfs in the back?
Yeah, he’s like that dude at a comedy show that laughs too hard at EVERYTHING! 😤
Theo looks like the type of guy who lived in trailers his whole life until he hit the lottery jackpot.
this show's so fucking good. probably my favorite episode so far
keep making fun of dogs
I think Brendan & Theo need to do the next ASPCA commercial....goodbye “Angel” by Sarah McLachlan, hello club banger! 😂😂😂
I was singing that during too!! 😂
Ive been listening to Theo for years and I have to say that the beginning of this episode was the hardest I laughed at him in a while. Damn.
I missed the first 6 minutes reading comments about the switch
Brrooo me too
Same 😂
Lol
Please tell me they switch back a few minutes in
“Yea, she drop you off on your head??” -Theo. Brendan: “Naaah.”
lol 😂
Theo looks like dog the bounty hunter’s divorced nephew
Lol and Brenda looks likes his wife's personal nurse...before she died.
This is probably my favourite KATS episode so far - fuckin buckled laughin every two mins wi the shit they are speakin 😂😂
Exactly what I needed while I’m
drunk eating Taco Bell
Get your life together bro
Honestly your right this is literally the perfect way to round out that fun time!!!! #livingyourbestlife 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
Bobby Bush ay man I’m just trying to enjoy my call of duty and Snapchat before bed
@@bobbybush1750 hahaha🤙🏼
@@bobbybush1750 sounds like he got it figured out lol
The chemistry between these two is incredible, by himself Theo is to philosophical and Brendan is boring but when they come together it's magic.
Brendan and Theo combined = Kenny Powers - Schaub the ex athlete and racist and Theo got that mullet hitter at the back.
manutdnz Brendan racist? His wife is Latina
VariousValue is this a joke lol?
That High Halo Guy no if ur wife is Latina how can you be racist that’s impossible
Deric giggling along and bursting into laughter makes it that much funnier lmao
"Theres you behind Katt Williams"
😂💯
Theo Von looks like a guy who's a little too into the demolition derby he think's he's watching but it's really two people's trailers rolling into each other outside of a piggly wiggly. #RoastMyHost
IGPX Satomi that 70’s show leaking
Dude you guys ,when that little dog was in there with the drank in front of it. IMMM FALLLIN. Lol funniest shit of seen in a while
Brandon Showers seems like the type of guy who's constantly setting off the lunk alarm at Planet Fitness.
Brendan looks like the guy who cheeks the drugs when he sees a mall security guard. Theo looking like a proud South Carolina stepdad at a baseball game .
“Huh”
-Theo
Every time Derrick laughs I see the face of Dracula.
IVE BEEN WAITING ALL DAYYYY!!!! So excited!!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻💙💙💙💙💙 #ganggang #buzzbuzz #myfavesforever #bestcomedyduoever #gottagothroughthehoneytogettotherat #donttouchmebutkeeptouchinme 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
This is how I imagine Brendan uses Instagram.
Best day of the weeeek
“It’s mixed, that things from Seattle” lol fuuuuuckkk
Theo looks like the kinda guy who opens the chips bag from the SIDE, just to prove to u "how strong " is
The second dog looks like the dog from those old anti weed commercials where the dog is disappointed because you got high