The Heavy- This ain't No Place For No Hero (Short Change Hero) (lyrics-high audio quality)

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  • Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024

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  • @Splashus_Klay
    @Splashus_Klay 3 года назад +4575

    Zer0: "Leaves falling from trees/ Snow drifting onto the ground/ Life leaving your corpse."
    Handsome Jack: "Did that guy just speak in Haiku?"

  • @greendragon04
    @greendragon04 3 года назад +4169

    "Who needs a medical license when you got style?" - Dr. Zed.

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 3 года назад +117

      "don't be a bab, ribs grow back"
      turning to Archimedes; "no they don't"

    • @canobeans1210
      @canobeans1210 3 года назад +49

      @@henrypaleveda7760turns to woody: “I don’t believe that mans ever been to medical school”

    • @ryanquinn3908
      @ryanquinn3908 3 года назад +16

      Between you and me, I don’t believe she’s studied at an accredited institution

    • @kimberlysawadan2682
      @kimberlysawadan2682 3 года назад +33

      Can o’ beans
      "DOCTOR, ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK!?'
      "HAHA, *I HAVE NO IDEA!*

    • @1_AMERICAN
      @1_AMERICAN 3 года назад +12

      Zed, we all miss that lunatic

  • @ScottishCyborg
    @ScottishCyborg 2 года назад +1295

    "I'm not a Hero. I'm not even a Good Guy. I'm a Killer. There just happen to be more Bad Guys than Good Guys to kill."

  • @redraider7614
    @redraider7614 Год назад +72

    Thank you Borderlands 2 for showing me this song. What a nostalgic game.

  • @_stretch419
    @_stretch419 3 года назад +3210

    “I can feel my brain cells one by one killing themselves when he speaks”-Sir Hammerlock

  • @thelad10
    @thelad10 4 года назад +6140

    "I'm the conductor of the poop train" that was the deepest quote in the game

    • @astrilume
      @astrilume 4 года назад +77

      I farted lol

    • @datwitchyswordfan
      @datwitchyswordfan 4 года назад +117

      IM ABOUT TO BAPTISED IN YOUR BLOOD

    • @richmandudyt
      @richmandudyt 4 года назад +108

      I HAVE PREPARED MY POWDERED COCKATIEL FOR THE RIBCAGE SLAUGHTER.

    • @LysanderIII
      @LysanderIII 4 года назад +88

      I WILL PLAY HOPSCOTCH IN YOUR CHEST CAVITY

    • @jr2904
      @jr2904 4 года назад +15

      @@astrilume then your life sucks, not my fault or these other fine folks.

  • @Ty-vj4wg
    @Ty-vj4wg 2 года назад +1057

    “What are we supposed to do?”
    “Live our lives”
    Here’s to another excellent season of The Umbrella Academy!

    • @thedapperparrot1379
      @thedapperparrot1379 2 года назад +60

      I just finished it and came here 🤣

    • @litontripura7689
      @litontripura7689 2 года назад +19

      Strike back where I used to listen this song and now umbrella academy is what brought me here after so many year..

    • @kamdevil
      @kamdevil 2 года назад +25

      Trust me this ain’t the finale yet. They ain’t done.

    • @TheFirstAtomicBear
      @TheFirstAtomicBear 2 года назад +15

      I was kinda expecting them to show Reggie's true face bc they showed the back of his alien head last season

    • @uncanalmas4712
      @uncanalmas4712 2 года назад +6

      @@kamdevil rlly?? I thought it was just an open final

  • @charlesedwards7993
    @charlesedwards7993 2 года назад +27

    This song was the opening song for a series called Strike Back....bad ass show made for Cinemax......loved it then, loved it now.😎

    • @mokatta17
      @mokatta17 2 месяца назад

      I wasn’t allowed to watch it as a kid because of the “scenes” so I always used to peep through the crack in my door😂

    • @XXROCKANDROLLPOWERXX
      @XXROCKANDROLLPOWERXX Месяц назад +2

      Omg dude thank you!!! For the life of me I couldnt remember the name of the show. Everyone here talk about borderlands😭

    • @ohimaiunoje9831
      @ohimaiunoje9831 10 дней назад

      This comment right here.

  • @LowPing156
    @LowPing156 3 года назад +948

    "Say thank you."
    "NIPPLE SALADS!!"
    "Close enough."
    Krieg, everyone's favorite psycho

    • @palidengames4515
      @palidengames4515 2 года назад +8

      Such a touching quote

    • @drummerboy6653
      @drummerboy6653 2 года назад +4

      @@palidengames4515 one of the best in the series!

    • @badluck7286
      @badluck7286 2 года назад +6

      "Everyone's favorite psycho"
      What about Vaas tho?

    • @shxd0w_
      @shxd0w_ 2 года назад +6

      cap everyone's favorite phyco is face mcshooty

    • @catmanbossnesscat8332
      @catmanbossnesscat8332 2 года назад +2

      What about bane, that gun is psychotic

  • @Username-sc5hb
    @Username-sc5hb 4 года назад +3538

    "This Guy Rushes Me With A Spoon... A Freakin' Spoon!"
    -Handsome Jack

    • @thesewerrats2877
      @thesewerrats2877 4 года назад +85

      So i took his eye ball

    • @rally2433
      @rally2433 4 года назад +83

      @@thesewerrats2877 and his kids are all WEEEEEH!

    • @jakubfugger6354
      @jakubfugger6354 4 года назад +97

      The moral of the story is -- You're total bitch.

    • @haarisraza89
      @haarisraza89 4 года назад +17

      Claptrap: that's a stinky joke!

    • @francisbacon5897
      @francisbacon5897 4 года назад +33

      The story would go a completely different way of John wick rushed handsome jack with a spoon.

  • @markobubanja7815
    @markobubanja7815 5 месяцев назад +347

    Who's here from Borderlands??❤❤❤

  • @Kuroi_Ryu05
    @Kuroi_Ryu05 2 года назад +427

    I will always tie this song to the original Batman Arkham City trailer. This masterpiece paired beautifully with that one.

    • @Jmoney10000
      @Jmoney10000 2 года назад +52

      Borderlands 2 is the best

    • @raybrown5587
      @raybrown5587 2 года назад +10

      Faster used it best. The Rock was a goddamn savage in that movie.

    • @raybrown5587
      @raybrown5587 2 года назад +6

      Faster used it best. The Rock was a goddamn savage in that movie.

    • @bloopblop5710
      @bloopblop5710 2 года назад +51

      You're a legend for remembering that.
      Akrham City hype was real.

    • @damingo1148
      @damingo1148 Год назад +9

      we are here from Borderlands 2

  • @theglassyrabbitclan9087
    @theglassyrabbitclan9087 3 года назад +4829

    When that physco said “SHOOT ME IN THE FACE” I felt that.

    • @titusmendez7499
      @titusmendez7499 3 года назад +84

      Love em or hate em he spitten strait facts

    • @obi-wank-enobi
      @obi-wank-enobi 3 года назад +50

      *NiPplE sAlAdS!!*

    • @jenncromes4433
      @jenncromes4433 3 года назад +45

      Shootymcshootface

    • @BiohazardCrow
      @BiohazardCrow 3 года назад +31

      "Ok" (Proceeds to blast face with shotgun)

    • @emberproductions8841
      @emberproductions8841 3 года назад +50

      When the psychopath in a video game wanting to get shot in the face is the most relatable character

  • @t1kyt4ky24
    @t1kyt4ky24 4 года назад +2930

    “I don’t think you understand, its a living horse made out diamonds.”

    • @quinntanium350
      @quinntanium350 3 года назад +172

      “It’s not a statue It’s a living horse her I will show you BUTT STALLION COME HERE GIRL, BUTT STALLION say hello (*Butt stallion says hello*) Butt stallion says hello”

    • @goodcam1055
      @goodcam1055 3 года назад +93

      "Cause im freaking rich"

    • @ethantaylor1866
      @ethantaylor1866 3 года назад +55

      "I was thinking of naming it Piss-for-brains after you, but I thought that was too immature. How about Butt-Stallion? Nah, that's even worse!"

    • @SoggyBolls
      @SoggyBolls 3 года назад +16

      ButtStalion says hello

    • @user-qv6xu9jg9k
      @user-qv6xu9jg9k 3 года назад +14

      This is a message to Sanctuary, "The last stronghold of the Resistance".

  • @rfj1156
    @rfj1156 2 года назад +12

    Everyone: Borderlands quotes
    Me: *Flashbacks to Batman Arkham City trailer*

  • @rileycallender719
    @rileycallender719 5 месяцев назад +45

    "I can't die here, not now, and not at the hands of a filthy bandit. You are a savage. You are a maniac. You're the bandit, and I am the goddamn hero."
    Handsome Jack's Last Words 2012

  • @axolotl339
    @axolotl339 3 года назад +1114

    "Oh a flying city, what makes you think you have any chance against me. What do you have that I don't?"
    "A siren."
    "Sup."

  • @jhonatanqueiroz97
    @jhonatanqueiroz97 5 лет назад +5138

    " Don't pick a fight with a man with nothing left to lose " Jack.

    • @uccidi
      @uccidi 5 лет назад +241

      jack was the hero,but that wasn't a place for heroes

    • @BatrickPateman1
      @BatrickPateman1 5 лет назад +3

      @@uccidi true

    • @asingularcheesepuff6383
      @asingularcheesepuff6383 5 лет назад +2

      @@uccidi o sht

    • @atrane365
      @atrane365 5 лет назад +1

      @@uccidi bruh

    • @boarhatfisher9701
      @boarhatfisher9701 5 лет назад +32

      But your wrong... everyone has something to lose even If they feel like they dont
      1. The people who cared about them
      2. The people who you impacted in a great way
      3. Us, jack was my hero when I was younger, he was a man who did everything he could to protect his company and his daughter even if that meant they would have to pitch in and sacrifice something they owned

  • @benhargreeves5785
    @benhargreeves5785 2 года назад +197

    This was a fantastic song choice for The Umbrella Academy S3's ending. It's totally a "What are we gonna do now?" moment. No more time travelling to get out of this one.

    • @TheMaster-zl3yo
      @TheMaster-zl3yo 2 года назад

      You not wrong

    • @theoplayzph9014
      @theoplayzph9014 2 года назад +1

      We are here cause of UA

    • @Gggg-ks4vc
      @Gggg-ks4vc 2 года назад +2

      the final was good but i dont know. I did notnjoy the seasonn at all.

    • @giovanni9986
      @giovanni9986 2 года назад +5

      @@theoplayzph9014 I'm hear for Borderlands 2. Best game I've ever played, but yeah Umbrella academy made me remember this gem of a song which I should of never forgotten .

  • @afruze14
    @afruze14 2 года назад +169

    Things this song is on point for:
    1. Walking out of a boss's office right after you quit
    2. Standing at the entrance of the university you walked into 4 years prior.
    3. Sitting in the court pews after the judge dismisses the case you've worked your ass off for.
    4. Getting your ass beat in slow mo on the playground after standing up to a bully who pushed your little brother
    5. Sitting on a bus in the 1950s as a black man
    6. A drummer boy picking up the flag of his nation and running toward the enemy even after his comrades have retreated.
    7. 3rd round of a boxing match, bloody and struggling to hold on knowing that your father is watching.
    8. Walking into a 10 year reunion as a successful businessman, even when everyone thought you'll amount to nothing.

    • @thevoidwalkerbr
      @thevoidwalkerbr 2 года назад +15

      Just overall sitting on the bus

    • @schrodingersgat4344
      @schrodingersgat4344 2 года назад +9

      Honorable Mention
      Wedding reception. After the bride's dad pops the groom in the jaw.

    • @trevorlamp8676
      @trevorlamp8676 2 года назад +12

      9. Walking into a dangerous vault filled with “loot”

    • @KillerFrankie1
      @KillerFrankie1 2 года назад +7

      10. resetting the universe with your family just to find out your dad owns the city now.

    • @hungryy226
      @hungryy226 2 года назад +8

      Honorable mention: Walking into a prison after being wrongfully accused of a crime you didn't commit.

  • @grimmsalv04806
    @grimmsalv04806 3 года назад +5780

    "THERES NOTHING MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT"
    -Mr.Torgue

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 3 года назад +271

      The most ripped redditor

    • @MelbourneMaster
      @MelbourneMaster 3 года назад +312

      "Respect is something thats earned, not given" - Jordan Peterson
      You shouldnt go about your life randomly respecting people. Women or men. Respect can not and should not be demanded. You should treat people fairly, but you should not hand out respect like free candy.

    • @mildlyegotistic
      @mildlyegotistic 3 года назад +130

      @@MelbourneMaster it ain't that deep

    • @antoniogomes9501
      @antoniogomes9501 3 года назад +84

      @@mildlyegotistic thats advice and it is

    • @JackoDaggers
      @JackoDaggers 3 года назад +76

      @@MelbourneMaster In simpler terms: "If you gotta ask for or demand respect, you ain't got nor are you getting any respect."
      Respect is commanded in an unspoken way, one's presence should emanate an aura that warrants respect. One of the keys to gaining such an aura is to not strut about as if you're owed it. Just existing and being the best you and enjoying your own existence is one of the easiest and best ways to earn respect and command it.
      Proper swagger is a powerful thing.
      Last tidbit: Fear and Love are not respect, they can be tied to such... Fear of one's strength leads to respect in an intimidating manner; Love of one's magnanimity can lead to respect through admiration of one's benevolence... But pure respect is hard won and powerful if you earn it from anyone, as it inspires true loyalty, and true loyalty is even more powerful than respect.

  • @neverendingparty2060
    @neverendingparty2060 3 года назад +3087

    *weezes out with dieing breathe* "Tell my wife*coughs up blood* that she's a bitch" *Dies peacefully*-Favorite borderlands qoute

    • @pigspeakspig
      @pigspeakspig 3 года назад +37

      Who's this, scooter?

    • @ponivi
      @ponivi 3 года назад +65

      @@pigspeakspig nah, Scooter dies in Space

    • @Kormeister
      @Kormeister 2 года назад +6

      @hummperdink videos I'm sorry, but he already dyd ;-)

    • @dragonplayz9589
      @dragonplayz9589 2 года назад +4

      🤣

    • @frank8917
      @frank8917 2 года назад +66

      @@ponivi his last words were: CATCH A RIIIIIIDE

  • @NUXLOO505
    @NUXLOO505 2 года назад +146

    I loved season 3 of the umbrella academy, just finished E10, and that ending track led me to this fantastic song.

    • @hygeia54
      @hygeia54 2 года назад

      lol...same here

    • @hafbrydhellsing
      @hafbrydhellsing Год назад +4

      ya'll need to learn what good music is, or play games that pay homage to otherwise overlooked diamonds. Great many truly prolific artist go unheard. Not judging, just dry humor. I'm seeing more gems in shows lately, it's quite nice in contrast to the past where we'd get otherwise common songs or generic gingals. No Place for a Hero was already used like 3 times prior though XD

    • @furkanbozdag8198
      @furkanbozdag8198 Год назад +1

      @@hafbrydhellsing what is your problem

    • @barrera545
      @barrera545 Год назад +2

      @@furkanbozdag8198 right!!like why would it matter where,when or how you heard a song that you like?

  • @yamikangae3279
    @yamikangae3279 2 года назад +50

    Came straight here after Umbrella Academy S3 😍🔥.... Those guys just choose epic soundtracks!

  • @asianpersuasion1219
    @asianpersuasion1219 4 года назад +2135

    “So, you want to hear another story, eh? One where the very fate of Pandora hangs in the balance? If not, too bad -- I’m telling you anyway.”

    • @alexbrown7340
      @alexbrown7340 4 года назад +34

      Asain Persuasion why am I telling you this? Well maybe it’s because you remind me of them, just a little, don’t let it go to your head

    • @nucleardisaster4795
      @nucleardisaster4795 4 года назад +3

      lol , the borderlands 2 start

    • @strahinjamijovic7125
      @strahinjamijovic7125 4 года назад +5

      I can hear this comment.

    • @Wizardlybat
      @Wizardlybat 4 года назад +3

      -Marcus

    • @astrilume
      @astrilume 4 года назад +2

      @@Wizardlybat _SLOW CLAP_

  • @melissacook5893
    @melissacook5893 5 лет назад +1009

    “YOU JUST KILLED MY BEST MEN.. THAT...WAS...AWESOME! so watchu want?

  • @storyman385
    @storyman385 2 года назад +12

    “Nice of you to say Bats, but of all people you should know…there’s *Plenty* wrong with me” -Joker

  • @remyrichardson8614
    @remyrichardson8614 6 месяцев назад +12

    "Heads or tails, kitty cat?"
    "Which one gets me out of here alive?"
    "...Not this one."

    • @iconikplayz254
      @iconikplayz254 25 дней назад

      Wrong game

    • @remyrichardson8614
      @remyrichardson8614 25 дней назад

      @@iconikplayz254 it is the right game

    • @iconikplayz254
      @iconikplayz254 25 дней назад

      @remyrichardson8614 your talking about batman the game this song was used in is borderlands 2

    • @remyrichardson8614
      @remyrichardson8614 25 дней назад

      @@iconikplayz254 it was also used in the trailer for batman arkham city

  • @michaelleon2038
    @michaelleon2038 5 лет назад +4058

    "Every time Claptrap speaks I can feel my brain cells committing suicide one by one."

  • @cadenwilliams4915
    @cadenwilliams4915 4 года назад +1687

    “Wait a minute, you’re not dead! Yes! Now I can finally get off this glacier.”

    • @radkabiskupova4960
      @radkabiskupova4960 4 года назад +28

      Claptrap your methaproricl ship has finnaly Come in let me introduce myself i am Cl4-tp Stewart bot but my friends call me claptrap now Come Come friend léts get you inside man this is great finnaly i met mighty valut Hunter

    • @blakebarrett1519
      @blakebarrett1519 4 года назад +18

      ...or they would if they were still alive, or ever existed in the first place!

    • @astrilume
      @astrilume 4 года назад +3

      @@radkabiskupova4960 _SLOW CLAP_ congratulations on somehow getting it wrong

    • @radkabiskupova4960
      @radkabiskupova4960 4 года назад +2

      @@astrilume SHUT UP ITS CL4P-TP! I KNOW! I FRICKED UP

    • @astrilume
      @astrilume 4 года назад +1

      @@radkabiskupova4960 no you messed up on the hole thing jumping dialog for no _reason_

  • @Wa44ledoesit
    @Wa44ledoesit 2 года назад +95

    I listen to this song everyday, and it reminds me to pick up my chin, let my heart get cold, keep my soul in the best condition I can and everyone’s tribulations continue, and if they’re close to you, you’ll be tied to em. Even if you don’t tie anyone to your own.

    • @tonyvee3612
      @tonyvee3612 2 года назад +5

      First bump, my brother.

    • @bdub8522
      @bdub8522 7 месяцев назад +4

      Little known fact: this guy is a 2nd grade teacher

    • @Wa44ledoesit
      @Wa44ledoesit 6 месяцев назад

      @@bdub8522 had no clue 😂

  • @TaZeXGoDZ
    @TaZeXGoDZ 7 месяцев назад +5

    “Surprise B-Man!”

  • @locosword3985
    @locosword3985 3 года назад +3117

    Jack: “YOU, are the bad guys, and I, AM THE GODDAMN HERO!”
    The Vault Hunters: “This isn’t a place for a hero.”

  • @onyxserenitatem7636
    @onyxserenitatem7636 4 года назад +1924

    This song is definitely a timeless one. I’m showing my nonexistent kids and wife this in 10 years time

    • @alaude5397
      @alaude5397 4 года назад +48

      But don’t show them the vault map

    • @astrilume
      @astrilume 4 года назад

      @@alaude5397 shut up

    • @Blessed_V0id
      @Blessed_V0id 2 года назад +39

      I'm showing my very real child in 5 months. Send help XD

    • @Schrodingers_kid
      @Schrodingers_kid 2 года назад +2

      How close are you?

    • @DRP21795
      @DRP21795 2 года назад +2

      I'd say nine years, bro. Be prepared for the worst..

  • @kip5581
    @kip5581 2 года назад +104

    POV: You went straight to RUclips to find the song after finishing Umbrella Academy!!

    • @Ker_P
      @Ker_P 2 года назад +2

      yes

    • @mixinthebisquic1238
      @mixinthebisquic1238 2 года назад +20

      no borderlands 2 brought me here.

    • @Ker_P
      @Ker_P 2 года назад +1

      @@mixinthebisquic1238 cool

    • @bebebebota11
      @bebebebota11 2 года назад +1

      I found this song years ago on an amazing fan made video of Sin City lol. I forgot about it and after hearing it againg on TUA I HAD to hear it again.

    • @thegrimreaper5032
      @thegrimreaper5032 2 года назад +1

      Nope never watched it

  • @scottash76
    @scottash76 2 года назад +45

    When I heard this song in umbrella academy it hit me with a wave of nostalgia of borderlands

    • @theboneman7493
      @theboneman7493 2 года назад

      literally. I got the same feeling when I recognised silver lining asw, which was the ending song to Tales from the borderlands

    • @shxd0w_
      @shxd0w_ 2 года назад

      same

  • @shrededcheese
    @shrededcheese 5 лет назад +5412

    "everyone thinks they're the hero of their own story" -handsome jack

    • @davecullins1606
      @davecullins1606 5 лет назад +132

      If they thought they were evil, they'd probably not be doing what they're doing.

    • @monkeman319
      @monkeman319 5 лет назад +100

      Handsome jack was actually kind of a hero in borderlands 2

    • @thatoneguy5001
      @thatoneguy5001 5 лет назад +85

      Dave Cullins Jacks motives weren’t necessarily evil,just the steps he took toward them

    • @davecullins1606
      @davecullins1606 5 лет назад +48

      @@thatoneguy5001 I'd say motives are what makes something "evil". Killing to save people is viewed differently fom killing to gain power for yourself.

    • @thatoneguy5001
      @thatoneguy5001 5 лет назад +45

      Dave Cullins exactly,Which is why Jack wasn’t necessarily evil,like how the UN aren’t evil for killing ISIS members.

  • @keithcopeland9932
    @keithcopeland9932 5 лет назад +3206

    this is a criminally underrated song

  • @brickleskeetle77
    @brickleskeetle77 2 месяца назад +3

    It's tradition to come back to this once in a while. 🔥

  • @tonyruggz4487
    @tonyruggz4487 6 месяцев назад +3

    Loving all the quotes everyone posting. Good job all. Memories bought back..great game

  • @Shukaku_Gaara86
    @Shukaku_Gaara86 4 года назад +1991

    "I AM A CL4P-TP STEWARD BOT, BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME CLAPTRAP, OR THEY WOULD IF ANY WERE ALIVE OR EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE." CLAPTRAP

    • @crzgangster8721
      @crzgangster8721 4 года назад +60

      Poor annoying fucker.

    • @noahdean9685
      @noahdean9685 4 года назад +40

      I wonder what it's like to have belly button!

    • @aconfusedcomputer1072
      @aconfusedcomputer1072 3 года назад +26

      This quote is a fucking mood, thanks and also fuck you CLAPTRAP YOU ANNOYING PIECE OF SHI-

    • @confusedpiggy8315
      @confusedpiggy8315 3 года назад +33

      IGF I SOUND HAPPY THIS IS JUST MY DEFAULT TONE OF VOICE IM ACTUALLY REALLY DEPRESSED-CLAPTRAP

    • @clubsillyness5687
      @clubsillyness5687 3 года назад +17

      i knew hammerlock would come around eventually me and him are like 2 peas in a pod 2 bullets in a mag 2 cannibal midgets in a fat guys ribcage

  • @alexwyness1452
    @alexwyness1452 5 лет назад +4340

    Axton as the commando
    Maya as the siren
    Salvador as the gunserker
    Zero as a number

  • @cazacvalentin6621
    @cazacvalentin6621 2 года назад +53

    Одна из лучших песен!✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽

  • @darksideofthemood
    @darksideofthemood 2 года назад +4

    Loved Borderlands as a kid and totally forgot this legendary song. So happy to hear it again in one of the greatest show i've ever watched.

  • @KzRDOCS
    @KzRDOCS 3 года назад +800

    I love how the comments on this video kind of indicate the lasting effects that Borderlands 2 had on gaming as a whole, truly one of the greatest FPS/looter shooters ever made.

    • @chewee4ever811
      @chewee4ever811 2 года назад +9

      eh it had a good story and awesome villain but gameplay was shit

    • @adam.2004.4
      @adam.2004.4 2 года назад +54

      @@chewee4ever811 eh good thing it's your opinion and that doesn't matter

    • @tumppu1975
      @tumppu1975 2 года назад +53

      @@adam.2004.4 he, too, thinks he's the hero of his own story

    • @adam.2004.4
      @adam.2004.4 2 года назад +2

      @@tumppu1975 Thai right

    • @mojo_joju
      @mojo_joju 2 года назад +2

      Borderlands 3 was alright too, but somehow this is still better

  • @klyvemercado2001
    @klyvemercado2001 5 лет назад +1624

    “You, are a savage!
    You, are a maniac!
    You are a bandit, AND I, AM THE GODDAMN HERO!!”

    • @klyvemercado2001
      @klyvemercado2001 5 лет назад +57

      Jack: “This world, is gonna end!”
      Speedrunners and Salvador players: “Imma ‘bout to ruin this whole man’s career.”

    • @diamond_3716
      @diamond_3716 5 лет назад +24

      its scarry how i can hear this in Jacks voice, thats what getting op8 on 3 charecters does to you i guess

    • @dylanwills1138
      @dylanwills1138 5 лет назад +15

      I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!

    • @duddude321
      @duddude321 5 лет назад +20

      "Yeah. Funny thing, that. Heroes either die or live to see themselves become the villain. So what are you?"

    • @akiramenaide7228
      @akiramenaide7228 4 года назад +7

      He was a hero, he got betrayed

  • @rackjell4111
    @rackjell4111 2 года назад +3

    this fits borderlands, the fact that no one is really a hero in borderlands 2 and borderlands 2 specifically

  • @unluckyzen32
    @unluckyzen32 6 месяцев назад +3

    “ITS THE FREAKIN BAT!!!!”
    “I’m taking you down, Cobblepot….”
    “But you of all people should know…. There’s plenty wrong with me!”
    Some of my favorite lines from Batman Arkham City, my favorite game!

  • @joaogomes9405
    @joaogomes9405 8 лет назад +22184

    It's cute that y'all think you're the heroes of this little adventure, but you're not. Welcome to Pandora, kiddos.

    • @Bowlsofnails
      @Bowlsofnails 8 лет назад +403

      I love you

    • @joaogomes9405
      @joaogomes9405 8 лет назад +163

      kidPool517 K den

    • @owenhandley5541
      @owenhandley5541 8 лет назад +295

      +Joao Gomes these pretzels suck

    • @Anduron_Lazul
      @Anduron_Lazul 8 лет назад +233

      +Joao Gomes LIN! LIN, WHERE'S THE BLOODY VIOLIN?!

    • @joaogomes9405
      @joaogomes9405 8 лет назад +219

      ShadowX 1337 Ok, here we go. This is a song for Mordacai's stupid bird. In E.

  • @UwU-For-You
    @UwU-For-You 5 лет назад +2554

    Welcome, Vault Hunters,
    To your doom!
    (nothing personal.)

    • @xx_viveboi_xx4657
      @xx_viveboi_xx4657 5 лет назад +57

      It's cute that you all think you all are the heroes of this adventure, but your not...
      Welcome to Pandora kiddos!

    • @Thighrate_Emperor
      @Thighrate_Emperor 5 лет назад +5

      @@sumbutt130 SHOOT ME TILL YOU LOVE ME

    • @alfredopastore561
      @alfredopastore561 5 лет назад +35

      @@xx_viveboi_xx4657 Hey, kiddo. Jack here -- president of Hyperion. Lemme explain how things work here: Vault Hunter shows up. Vault hunter looks for the new vault. Vault Hunter gets killed. By me. Seeing the problem here? You're still alive. So, if you could just do me a favor and off yourself, that’d be great. Thanks, pumpkin.

    • @FLSNevermore
      @FLSNevermore 5 лет назад +9

      @@alfredopastore561 The fact that you quoted that to the letter makes you all the more awesome dude. xD

    • @heartfunk2429
      @heartfunk2429 5 лет назад

      @@sumbutt130 Shhhh. Quiet.

  • @lugalugosa7472
    @lugalugosa7472 2 года назад +11

    I'll be 58 on January 14th. That's one of the songs I shall be playing to celebrate life. Thank you, The Heavy, for enriching my existence so. 💗💗💗

  • @zombiehead59
    @zombiehead59 2 года назад +10

    I remember, back in late December/early January of 2014, I got this game as a Christmas present. I was a 12 year old hard headed kid. I hated the first borderlands because I didn't know what I was doing. But then I played 2 for the first time, and I was instantly in love. I remember my first time when I killed Doc Mercy, and got my first Infinity Pistol. Me and 2 of my friends were so in love with this game, we'd spend all night just playing, having mindless fun. Split screen was so unresponsive on Xbox 360, but we made it work, and made it to Handsome Jack. Sure we were underleveled, but thats what made it so fun. We killed him and we celebrated so hard, we knocked out the very next moment. God, I miss those 2 so much, but something happened to them and they suddenly stopped visiting me anymore. Come 2017, I bought myself a PS4 and bought The Handsome Collection, to experience the DLCs (because I couldnt buy them in Xbox, and it had broken around that time). The DLCs were fantastic, and I was so hooked, I'd didn't realize I had spent so much time on this fucking glorious example of a perfect game. I wish Borderlands 3 was as good at this, but that's a story for another time.

  • @thattB0T
    @thattB0T 3 года назад +2379

    I love how everyone is saying borderlands quotes

    • @bananabread9188
      @bananabread9188 3 года назад +87

      What borderlands character said that?

    • @samuelcolumbo4631
      @samuelcolumbo4631 3 года назад +12

      Coolest thing about the game. Lol. I've just sat n jammed this b4 playing.

    • @damienmartinez2560
      @damienmartinez2560 3 года назад +13

      Ha! You want me to share? - Mordecai

    • @elizabethhornback3965
      @elizabethhornback3965 3 года назад +3

      Yaaaaaaasssss

    • @ezwr3kz420
      @ezwr3kz420 3 года назад +15

      You tryna hack ma catch a ride!?! Unnnncooool brooo, Unnncoool...

  • @Ghost-fv6lw
    @Ghost-fv6lw 2 года назад +5

    “It was all lie…there’s nothing wrong with you”-Batman

  • @ryanyeager3258
    @ryanyeager3258 2 года назад +9

    it's because I'm batman

  • @hypemynizzle
    @hypemynizzle 3 года назад +432

    I love this comment section, so many fond memories.
    But, can we talk about how Zer0 gave a new meaning to “Poetic Justice” though?

  • @GldnHaZe
    @GldnHaZe 3 года назад +918

    "Don't worry about goodbyes im sure we'll be doing this again soon enough.... Now get off my bus"😥❤

    • @its_toco5133
      @its_toco5133 3 года назад +19

      Im happy that there's still comments after 6 years

    • @ultimatenothing5539
      @ultimatenothing5539 2 года назад +10

      Yo a borderlands 1 comment not a bl2

    • @mrsexy5680
      @mrsexy5680 2 года назад +10

      The maniacal laughs of mordecai as he taunts people he headshots will always make me feel heaviest nostalgia over anything else.

    • @thicchumadog3104
      @thicchumadog3104 2 года назад +4

      No refunds.

    • @Vergilla7248
      @Vergilla7248 2 года назад +1

      420th like

  • @spikeyapplesseashells9233
    @spikeyapplesseashells9233 2 года назад +6

    It's been ten years now and I'm still listening to this. So chill

  • @logannsif
    @logannsif 2 года назад +32

    In 2021 now, I STILL want this to be played at my funeral eventually. I want people drinking, and living it up to this song. Party it up in remembrance for me 🥰

    • @anthonyariza1754
      @anthonyariza1754 2 года назад

      gaaaaaaay

    • @logannsif
      @logannsif 2 года назад

      @@anthonyariza1754 what's your funeral songs?

    • @MiiMagus93
      @MiiMagus93 2 года назад

      @@anthonyariza1754 so you just do this to everyone in the comment section of an old ass vid of a song? Well good to know you're just a no life who's probably a loser sitting on his keyboard all day cool.

    • @SwidnikLublin
      @SwidnikLublin 2 года назад

      @@logannsif mine: this song or “Deep Stone Lullaby”

    • @justinvanveenar2953
      @justinvanveenar2953 9 месяцев назад

      2023 for me 😂😂

  • @enchantedpuma6001
    @enchantedpuma6001 5 лет назад +7618

    Fun fact
    There's a mini Pandora in America
    Called Florida

    • @robdata9699
      @robdata9699 5 лет назад +517

      'They say its a wasteland and only a fool would travel to find something worth of value here' - Marcus.

    • @NilsKimman
      @NilsKimman 5 лет назад +315

      America is the Florida of the world

    • @billywise643
      @billywise643 5 лет назад +326

      Just replace the skags with alligators and you have a pretty damn good comparison

    • @strao
      @strao 5 лет назад +165

      I live in florida so i can confirm that

    • @insertme4462
      @insertme4462 5 лет назад +142

      @@NilsKimman Florida of the world is Russia

  • @forecastlotus3899
    @forecastlotus3899 3 года назад +663

    "I AM THE GOD DAMNED HERO!" Handsome Jack 54 seconds before seconds before death

    • @aGoodPoundin
      @aGoodPoundin 3 года назад +33

      Ironic for him to say that. Guess he took the saying "you either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain." to heart.

    • @Kayriel
      @Kayriel 3 года назад +24

      @@aGoodPoundin Funniest part is that folks take Pre-Sequel to mean Jack was a hero and it was the Vault Hunters who made him bad. ... When the point is Pre-Sequel happens between 1 and 2. He was already sending legions of people to their deaths trying to unlock the Vault so he could get what was inside, already abusing his daughter for her powers.

    • @lunarycast
      @lunarycast 3 года назад +19

      @@Kayriel at first he was an okay, just greedy guy, he became power hungry somewhere along the line, can't really remember since its been a while since ive played, but, yeah, thats what happened lol

    • @MrcreeperDXD777
      @MrcreeperDXD777 3 года назад +5

      “this aint no place for a hero”

    • @carchariasspartania3958
      @carchariasspartania3958 3 года назад +12

      One of the greatest villains ever.
      From the long ago days when good writing was more important than politics.

  • @ednyjoy2176
    @ednyjoy2176 2 года назад +24

    Came here after watching umbrella academy S3 😆 what an addictive song

  • @rahulmakwana233
    @rahulmakwana233 2 года назад +5

    Whatever you dont save the world-Number five☂️

  • @tedro7870
    @tedro7870 5 лет назад +2290

    When I look at the balance of my bank account: "this ain't no place for no zero"

  • @skittlesfrittles939
    @skittlesfrittles939 4 года назад +254

    *"People call them fools.. But I call them vault hunters."* - Marcus

    • @Helers
      @Helers 4 года назад +4

      Skittles Frittles I never knew that Marcus was the story teller thx

    • @astrilume
      @astrilume 4 года назад +2

      Wrong video
      Trud farmer

    • @crzgangster8721
      @crzgangster8721 4 года назад +1

      @@Helers you've played the games but never realised that Marcus is the story teller.

    • @Helers
      @Helers 4 года назад +2

      CRz Gangster yes until I played borderlands 3

  • @SoSickk31
    @SoSickk31 Год назад +4

    I’ve never been so confused reading a comment section

  • @gabehicks3035
    @gabehicks3035 2 года назад +2

    You're honor that was not waterboarding, it's just tactical baptism

  • @Nostalgicmoxxi
    @Nostalgicmoxxi 3 года назад +270

    “All around the Sta-actus plant, the stalker chased the bandit. The stalker thought 'twas all in fun. POP! goes the bandit.” -Tiny Tina

    • @rylantaylor8271
      @rylantaylor8271 3 года назад +3

      That’s a common quote but I still love it

    • @daninironen1505
      @daninironen1505 3 года назад +1

      MY FAVOURITE LINE EVER

    • @Bossanova-pk4ys
      @Bossanova-pk4ys 3 года назад

      OH-HI

    • @Jthanson88
      @Jthanson88 3 года назад +1

      I was starting to wondering how far I was gonna have to scroll to see a Tina quote. Best character in the series no question 😂

  • @DFD3ADP00L
    @DFD3ADP00L Год назад +3

    "You think you're the heroes of this story but your not welcome to Pandora kiddos!."

  • @Mononroadmaster
    @Mononroadmaster 2 года назад +6

    Umbrella academy season 3 was awesome!! Onto to season 4!! What happens next?!

  • @fobie7913
    @fobie7913 5 лет назад +945

    "I I'M GONNA PLAY HOPSCOTCH IN YOUR CHEST CAVITY!!" - Captain Flint

    • @Amfunee17
      @Amfunee17 5 лет назад +31

      "how about you and clappy become our personal torture buddies and we won't kill ya! Think it over".

    • @user-xl4rn9lp7e
      @user-xl4rn9lp7e 5 лет назад +2

      @@Amfunee17 😂 omg

    • @someonesomewhere7057
      @someonesomewhere7057 5 лет назад +5

      *Captain flynt

    • @suspiciousfox3165
      @suspiciousfox3165 5 лет назад +5

      "Its our personal torture dolls boys, LETS TURN UP THE HEAT!!"

    • @boarhatfisher9701
      @boarhatfisher9701 5 лет назад +1

      HAHAHAHA, WELCOME MY LITTLE FLESH STICKS... TO MY EMPIRE

  • @Psychokinslayer
    @Psychokinslayer 3 года назад +173

    "WHO WANTS THE FIRST SLICE???!!!"
    "ANGRY! ANGRY IM ANGRY!"
    "dont worry its a good touch"
    "loooove youuuuuu"
    "Too. Many. Icons."
    love me some krieg lines

    • @spacedino2
      @spacedino2 3 года назад +11

      "I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!!!"
      "I'M THE CONDUCTER OF THE POOP TRAIN"
      Have some more quotes

    • @Psychokinslayer
      @Psychokinslayer 3 года назад +5

      @@spacedino2 YES HAHAHAH

    • @Vertoxxis
      @Vertoxxis 3 года назад +8

      "I WAS ENJOYING THAT!" - after being saved from death
      "ORGANIC ARM JAMMERS!!!" - seeing health packs

    • @Driver-Nephi
      @Driver-Nephi 3 года назад +8

      "INSURANCE FRAUD!!!"
      "NEVER STOP THE KILLING NEVER!!!"
      "I LIKE MY TREASURE LIKE I LIKE MY BABY STEAKS!!RARE!"

    • @primalwolf1741
      @primalwolf1741 2 года назад +1

      I EMMBRAAAACE THE FLAAAAMMME!!!

  • @manisek87
    @manisek87 2 года назад +4

    Raise your hand if you are here after Umbrella Academy s03

  • @delancyj67
    @delancyj67 2 года назад +4

    "Death is an art and I am Rembrandt." Zero

  • @jackday2966
    @jackday2966 3 года назад +130

    "Great, another dead Vault Hunter. Handsome Jack's been busy!"

  • @jamesdinkinslll
    @jamesdinkinslll 2 года назад +3

    "Remove your hand from the box, and you die."
    "What's in there?"
    "Pain."

  • @alexgeaney4358
    @alexgeaney4358 2 года назад +3

    ive heard this song three times toay, first on borderlands 2, second on season 3 of the umbrella acadamey, and 3rd on the last episode of season 2 of suits. it tripped me out

    • @pedrogaviolli6623
      @pedrogaviolli6623 2 года назад

      This plays on suits???? Jesus i'll see that right now

    • @eroulolel
      @eroulolel 2 года назад

      Same, i heard it first on borderlands and second on umbrella academy

    • @AltheaMendoza_pretty1234
      @AltheaMendoza_pretty1234 5 месяцев назад

      Suits Season 4 Episode 7

  • @DigitalAlexN
    @DigitalAlexN 3 года назад +78

    Claptrap pulled a "hey! finally awake, you were caught in that handsome Jack ambush"

    • @watsoncouch3800
      @watsoncouch3800 2 года назад +4

      I-I-I-I-I-it’s time to end this, meet me at eridium blight

    • @DigitalAlexN
      @DigitalAlexN 2 года назад +3

      @@watsoncouch3800 oooh so you dare approach me, after I posted this comment two months ago

    • @Rippvanwinkle
      @Rippvanwinkle 2 года назад +4

      I think it’s funny that I read this entirely in Ralofs Voice before I actually knew it was a Skyrim Quote 😂😂

  • @KingShado69
    @KingShado69 3 года назад +136

    "YOUR DIRTY SAUSAGE WON'T TOUCH ME!" - Some psycho I meleed to death

  • @comedylyfe2113
    @comedylyfe2113 5 месяцев назад +4

    This would play in the end credits of a dystopia movie

  • @wattz9580
    @wattz9580 2 года назад +3

    I love their people here who finished like a show and then there's just people quoting Borderlands

  • @lerserk
    @lerserk 4 года назад +569

    Freakin Roland don't know how to use Hyperion's New-U Station

    • @aperson6958
      @aperson6958 3 года назад +36

      He didn't sign the contract on the upgrade i think

    • @Birdman-qt6bk
      @Birdman-qt6bk 3 года назад +36

      And I don’t understand why he did not wear a shield

    • @Cynna_M
      @Cynna_M 3 года назад +37

      Unfortunaly they're not canon :( , BUT HE NEEDED TO WEAR A FUKIN SHIELD C'MON

    • @mini_taine
      @mini_taine 3 года назад +6

      @@Cynna_M they are tho

    • @GrimFowler
      @GrimFowler 3 года назад +17

      You only die for good in cut scenes... Jeez..

  • @FakeFailsafe
    @FakeFailsafe 5 лет назад +790

    You know what, Jack? You can be the hero of this story, but let me tell you somethin': "This ain't no place for no hero."
    Pandora belongs to the psychopaths and the murderers.

    • @flamingcroatan3739
      @flamingcroatan3739 5 лет назад +38

      Trying to be a good guy in a bad man's world

    • @SoggyToast123
      @SoggyToast123 5 лет назад +11

      Point is that nobody on Pandora is a hero

    • @azifidabandit2039
      @azifidabandit2039 5 лет назад +2

      Amen

    • @DeathScepter
      @DeathScepter 5 лет назад +15

      Lets Face it, Handsome Jack is a deluded twat. Even if he did defeat the Vault Hunters, the Entire population of Pandora will unite and fight him to the death.

    • @thebiggestofchungi3538
      @thebiggestofchungi3538 5 лет назад +35

      @@DeathScepter implying that the residents of Pandora have even the smallest chance of uniting for a common purpose

  • @darylkik6204
    @darylkik6204 2 года назад +2

    I am 53 and this song only reminds me of one thing. Finding Pandora

  • @danielkazmi2180
    @danielkazmi2180 Год назад +4

    Here after umbrella academy🙌

  • @Phavahz
    @Phavahz 3 года назад +117

    "Shoot for the moon! Even if you miss, you'll... something... something... stars!" Handsome Jack

  • @SuperBlackonyx
    @SuperBlackonyx 5 лет назад +368

    this game gave me nothing but good times. sick bosses, witty characters, style and surprisingly intriguing story

    • @MillanXV
      @MillanXV 5 лет назад +1

      And now we will get more

    • @armintor2826
      @armintor2826 5 лет назад +1

      ...how 'bouta little more?

    • @Corynth
      @Corynth 5 лет назад

      Honestly, I played them all due to friends insisting on it. I enjoyed it for a time, but they kind of got monotonous after a while. Still, I certainly recognize them as good games.

    • @tuxmv8239
      @tuxmv8239 5 лет назад

      This is a song

    • @green-6508
      @green-6508 5 лет назад +1

      @@tuxmv8239 he's talking about borderlands2 dumbass.

  • @mcjon77
    @mcjon77 2 года назад +1

    Faster brought me here. Great song and excellent movie.

  • @centuri675
    @centuri675 2 года назад +3

    I don't know who comes up with the songs at the Umbrella Academy but huge respect for him.

  • @rjh8937
    @rjh8937 5 лет назад +1466

    mmmm smells like Hyperion™

    • @daileygaming9488
      @daileygaming9488 5 лет назад +25

      Nothin like the smell of Hyperion in the morning xD

    • @LazyDev27
      @LazyDev27 5 лет назад +4

      @@daileygaming9488 liek the dominion flag ship or we talkin another hyperion?

    • @daileygaming9488
      @daileygaming9488 5 лет назад +3

      @@LazyDev27 No, I was referencing an old war movie, napalm was being dropped and the general said, "There's nothing like the smell of Napalm in the morning."

    • @badmantrois
      @badmantrois 5 лет назад

      Dailey Gaming apocalypse now

    • @sandyhernandez8984
      @sandyhernandez8984 5 лет назад +4

      Rip scooter

  • @xxkool_dannyxx-736
    @xxkool_dannyxx-736 3 года назад +151

    “Holly nutballs what happened to your freakin face”

    • @ryangentry4892
      @ryangentry4892 3 года назад +13

      "Alright look, you tell me why your face looks like you headbutted a belt sander and I'll let you all go."

    • @user-qv6xu9jg9k
      @user-qv6xu9jg9k 3 года назад +7

      @@ryangentry4892 *Sigh* My husband gave me a Skag Pearl ring. It released Hunger-Inducing Pheromones.
      (I know I may have gotten it a bit wrong.)

  • @jordaneshwar5317
    @jordaneshwar5317 2 года назад +8

    Umbrellas gather around ☂️

  • @daxxuntouched8267
    @daxxuntouched8267 2 года назад +3

    I will never see this song as anything but the opening to borderlands 2

  • @mash_potato3465
    @mash_potato3465 5 лет назад +1334

    Whoever reads this I have 2 words for you "No Refunds"

    • @XDthedevilsrejectsXD
      @XDthedevilsrejectsXD 5 лет назад

      3?

    • @mash_potato3465
      @mash_potato3465 5 лет назад +11

      @@XDthedevilsrejectsXD if u play the game borderlands then u will get it and I know u will get it

    • @XDthedevilsrejectsXD
      @XDthedevilsrejectsXD 5 лет назад +7

      Marcus

    • @mash_potato3465
      @mash_potato3465 5 лет назад +2

      @@XDthedevilsrejectsXD Yea that's where I got it from and if u listened to the intro music of borderlands 2 that's the song

    • @XDthedevilsrejectsXD
      @XDthedevilsrejectsXD 5 лет назад

      Song is
      Aint no place for a hero by the heavy

  • @J4mJ4r
    @J4mJ4r 8 лет назад +608

    Shout out to my people on Pandora

    • @doomguy2995
      @doomguy2995 8 лет назад +4

      you know... at first i thought you were talking about the music app...

    • @J4mJ4r
      @J4mJ4r 8 лет назад +1

      +DOOM Guy
      ha lol

    • @kicotheneko9122
      @kicotheneko9122 8 лет назад

      hell yeah

    • @bluedragon8658
      @bluedragon8658 8 лет назад +9

      BUTTSTALION WHERE ARE YOU

    • @GreenBlade_
      @GreenBlade_ 7 лет назад +1

      I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN
      Krieg ftw XD

  • @eternalydamned3197
    @eternalydamned3197 2 года назад +3

    I have never cried in happiness like this in a while

  • @DrMamede
    @DrMamede Год назад +2

    Batman: It was all a lie. There's nothing wrong with you.
    The Joker: Nice of you to say, but you of all people should know... there's plenty wrong with me!

  • @Silent_002
    @Silent_002 4 года назад +41

    "Ugh, these pretzels suck, How you doin' buddy?"

    • @THawkMedia
      @THawkMedia 3 года назад +3

      "I just bought a pony made of diamonds, cause I'm rich"

    • @forecastlotus3899
      @forecastlotus3899 3 года назад +2

      Fun fact that line was improv probably

    • @TheLastGarou
      @TheLastGarou 3 года назад +1

      @@forecastlotus3899 Jack's VA was, in fact, eating a pretzel when they recorded the line.

  • @nekoprincess4130
    @nekoprincess4130 3 года назад +340

    Just watched the full intro with this song for BL2 for the first time in a long time. Teared up. Amazing game.

    • @blah8875
      @blah8875 3 года назад

      Stalker kuro is that u ?

    • @kongomitsuba9218
      @kongomitsuba9218 3 года назад +3

      It's forever the game that is to great

    • @youaresmart7233
      @youaresmart7233 2 года назад +4

      I'm tearing up just listening to it so many memories

  • @OmegaYoshi13
    @OmegaYoshi13 Год назад +3

    This song is honestly one of the better main themes and it's an absolute banger.
    'It's cute that you all think you're the heroes of this little adventure, but you're not. Welcome to Pandora, kiddos.'