I just wish that they would've followed it up with something along the lines of: Yeah, he ought to have plenty of experience considerin' where he hails from
As much as I enjoy Smii7y and the others' videos only Blarg has the kind of content that I can watch over and over again without getting tired of them. Amazing video as always Minion man!
I've been watching Puffer, Grizzy and everyone in the group for years. But man. Blarg content is where it's at in my opinion of everyone in this group. I only subbed like a month or two ago and it's been so much more worth it. I hope you make it to a million soon man. You deserve it ♥️ you're like the heart of the content in my opinion
Small things I've noticed in Blarg's vid #2: when Smi77y says "butt sex", the pic of Steve Harvey had a red 'outline' on the 1st appearance and a blue 'outline' on the 2nd one. Which could be that the editor chose 2 random pics, but could also purposely chosen pics with those colored lighting as a little nod to Smi77y's channel colors
just imagining Jafar running frantically around, machete in one hand, shoving armor plates into his vest with the other, and jumping through windows...
One of the things that confuses me the most is how Matt doesn't have at least 2 mil subs yet. I personally think he is one of the funniest RUclipsrs on the whole platform, and I think he deserves more viewers and subs. Yes his content is a little... uh.. edgy from time to time but still I think he deserves what coming to him.
I'm so glad that I was watching Captain Sparklez like ten years ago. Sparklez led to Jericho led to Smii7y and then to you. What a fuckin ride it's been! Glad to be here!
With those Machette kills the title should have been “Warzone moments where I become Jason Voorhees, but I kill everyone, not just teens trying to bone”
Blarg with a machete is equally as dangerous as Blarg with a RPG.
*In Soup's voice:* "He got practice from his homeland."
Arab Man take me by the hand fly me to the sand
To himself😂😂
he would make his "group" proud
Blarg Warzone Loadout: Machete, RPG, Helichopter.
I've never seen something so heartwarming like Matt having an ear to ear smile about getting a squad wipe. WELL DONE FROG MAN
I just wish that they would've followed it up with something along the lines of: Yeah, he ought to have plenty of experience considerin' where he hails from
@@astolfofansunny4047 If you were to turn the snow there into sand, than yes
"I have a machete, what do I need to be careful about? Oh man, I fell out the window".
~Blarg 2021
WE ARE ALL VERY PROUD OF YOU BLARG
*Sea of Theives*
Bunger
@@ExHavic Büngër
@@milkwithsauce1536 constantly evolving like matt
VARY GORD MACHETE BLARG
Blarg getting melee’d and thinking he got shot is proof of concept that nobody has a clue what’s going on when Blarg has a machete
That’s gonna be the new meta eventually. Machete and an rpg
@@notsmii7y don't give him any ideas
Matt's ability to be both the best and worst part of these videos is amazing
no one:
absolutely no one:
Blarg with a machete: so anyways I started swangin'
Underrated comment
Woke up this morning with coffee and almost spit taked on “Butt Sex” lmao. I love mornings with Matt :)
The fact that Matt isn't in the millions yet is baffling, let's keep helping him grow he deserves it!!
Absolutely
As much as I enjoy Smii7y and the others' videos only Blarg has the kind of content that I can watch over and over again without getting tired of them. Amazing video as always Minion man!
I've been watching Puffer, Grizzy and everyone in the group for years. But man. Blarg content is where it's at in my opinion of everyone in this group. I only subbed like a month or two ago and it's been so much more worth it. I hope you make it to a million soon man. You deserve it ♥️ you're like the heart of the content in my opinion
I don't know what's more dangerous, Matt with juggernaut, or Matt flying a heli.
I love the genuine excitement about the squad wipe😂
Small things I've noticed in Blarg's vid #2: when Smi77y says "butt sex", the pic of Steve Harvey had a red 'outline' on the 1st appearance and a blue 'outline' on the 2nd one. Which could be that the editor chose 2 random pics, but could also purposely chosen pics with those colored lighting as a little nod to Smi77y's channel colors
Verdansk is coming to a close so they might aswell get some more videos on Verdansk before the Pacific map releases. I love these videos!
“It’s about the tuba” what about the euphonium? Always so overlooked..
The fact that he's only at almost 600k is so upsetting he deserves so much more attention and love. Keep it up Matt much love and support
A month later and he is at 624k! He's still growing! :D
@@Draktharm 2 months later.
God Matt is genuinely so funny
Blarg is def my fav he is funny and also has a good mix of offensive POS and wholesome
That squad wipe with the machete deadass made me proud of you too blarg 😂💯💯
Bro, Matt literally saved the day!!😂
omg i'm so happy this video is on trending for gaming 😭
I deadass am in tears because Matt just getting ran over by the truck
Blarg need a million subs he’s the funniest person in the groups he’s in.
I love how he smile when he got a squad wipe with a machete, Frogers
Watching the Goons makes me feel like I actually have friends
Says he appreciates all the support. I think he needs more. honestly one of the funniest people on the internet right now.
Omfg 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Blarg you had me dying with juggernaut also bro you were on a roll with that damn machete
When all the guns are stolen by the sweaty roze skins, machetes never fail
I discovered Blarg courtesy of Smii7y... I haven't been disappointed since I subbed.
Also... Matt... HAMBURGER!
That squad wipe from the intro with the machete looked like footage from the Vietnam war.
BLARG I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
This is why Blarg is my favorite.
Bro you just hit 500k the fact that you already boutta be at 600k is insane, we love you blarg
We are all very proud of you. Not just your dads
Blarg: _gets machete_
Game: _changes to Dead By Daylight_
I can’t be the only one rewatching all of his videos constantly right? I could watch their videos for the rest of time
All my homies proud of Matt
machete matt; the unstoppable legend
Get this man a gold play button!
Oh GRAPE!
This the most marvel talk I ever heard in a blarg vid
Embracing his middle eastern side with that machete clip
Blarg should start charging Smii7y and Puffer subscribers to record with them. He deserves way more than 600k
BLARG NEVER CHANGE. YOU ARE A SPECIAL NEED.
WE ALL ARE PROUD AND LOVE YOU BLARG
Thanks for all the fun vids Blarg and I hope your channel grows even more cuz u deserve it🔥
13:36 best quote ever.
It's not always about the saxophone... "It's about drive, it's about power. We stay hungry, we devour."
running through Warzone with Mike Myers energy. i love it! 😂
Blarg used his inner jafhar with that machete 😂😂😂
i was looking for that first part haha
Blarg was on another level this video
If anybody deserves one million subs, it's Blarg
just imagining Jafar running frantically around, machete in one hand, shoving armor plates into his vest with the other, and jumping through windows...
beginning clip is a literal montage
Was just re-watching a video im so happy we get content funny man!
3:28 As Matt used to say, "WOW! What a chain of events!"
God I can’t wait for the Blarg 1 Mil video
Blarg had to harness the power of Jihad for that machete squad wipe
Congrats on getting to this milestone Matt! Your content is hilarious
One of the things that confuses me the most is how Matt doesn't have at least 2 mil subs yet. I personally think he is one of the funniest RUclipsrs on the whole platform, and I think he deserves more viewers and subs. Yes his content is a little... uh.. edgy from time to time but still I think he deserves what coming to him.
He did indeed save the day
This is the best thing to watch while drunk 10/10
I'm so glad that I was watching Captain Sparklez like ten years ago.
Sparklez led to Jericho led to Smii7y and then to you. What a fuckin ride it's been! Glad to be here!
You know it's gonna be a good video when Matt accidentally re-enacts the Rwanda genocide
The saxophone/spiderman part of the video plays like an ASDFmovie short 😂
In the goons blarg is the straight man but with puf, griz, and smit he’s the outrageous one
Matt with his guitar: Jaffar with guitar 🎸
I don’t know why but his asking voice just hit different and convinced me
Wet hamsters are a delicacy from where I’m from
7:58 the look on boards face when he’s telling us he got hit by a truck
Blarg, i can't wait for you to hit a mil bud. You should have been there already!
We love you, Matt! Banger of a first clip
With those Machette kills the title should have been “Warzone moments where I become Jason Voorhees, but I kill everyone, not just teens trying to bone”
I fall asleep to you're podcast every day and I have proof because my mom keeps saying why in the hell do you fall asleep to a guy burping
What an interesting remix of the bean kicked in from blarg
40 seconds in and "Jafar with a butter knife" has me dead
0:50 "i'm not gonna takew up too much of your time" proceeds to take 18 minutes of our life away
its refreshing to see all the different perspectives other than nelson
I love matt's content so much. Keep it goin`
Blarg, your content is the best COD ever. I pig noise four times a video from you, minimum.
yoooo new matt video, my essay will have to wait
Matt had flashbacks when he saw that sentry
Blarg has not grown.... He has evolved 💯👆
blarg you were so happy when you got that machete kill☺️
BLARG TO 1 MILLION!!!!
Can't wait to see this from Smii7y's or Puffer's P.O.V in two weeks 😂😂😂
Hi Blarg!! Love your videos, and thanks for making me laugh!! 😌❤️
8:23 That's a pretty good Edd impression
Dude blarg is already a weapon with his mic lol
When you get drafted into vietnam at 18 then you come back and your country is full of hippies that call you a baby killer: 6:49
Tbh if a heli landed near me and Blarg got out, pissed on my shoe, jumped back in the heli and left...I'd laugh my arse off.
Just when I was searching for blarg to watch, man's uploads. Absolute goat
"Ahh, yeah I did a heroine today" - blarg
perry the platypus you got that
if he was already a menace with and RPG imagine now with a machete
Imagine this just cast Danny Devito for King Pin😂
ITS ABOUT THE MATTS BABY LETS GO MATTS
"It's about da TUBA PIDERMAN!" I love you infinitely more now that I know you watch baman piderman lol
Yo. Blargs videos are my go too for laughs