Having several friends who are massage therapists, they all say the only thing that they think negatively about is if a client isn't clean. Big, small, young, old, hairy, pasty white or leathery--none of it matters to them, so long as you've had a shower recently. 😊
What about a therapist who didn't shower? Happened to me when I went to a session my son had gifted me..... couldn't really enjoy it because my nose was offended
I am a professional massage therapist for the last 15 years. I can honestly tell you that it never occurs to me whether somebody is thin or heavy, and that is not interesting anyway, what is interesting is how my clients body tells me what it needs. But there is no judgement, come as you are, let your body be nurtured. And as a side note I agree with Shrek better out than in.... if you're holding a fart it takes a lot of attention to keep it in... so let it go 😆
As a trained massage therapist myself, it kind of has to occur to you on some level. A thin person might be able to tolerate less pressure than a heavier person, for example.
As an amateur massagevtherapist, skinny people are more difficult. A bit of fat and it is much easier. But yeah, you work with the inside, the outside is not interesting. Hair is also a bit tricky since you don't want to tug it.
@@theprousteffect9717 she’s a comedian, it’s a joke, my point is “why are you all making these comments ? It’s clearly a joke, you take life too seriously, have laugh it’s what Sarah is giving you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫣🫣 PS she is comedy genius 💯
@@carolfuller2941 Have to disagree with you there, Carol. Those jokes wouldn’t be funny if people didn’t share those insecurities, and I appreciate real massage therapists chiming in to maybe make people feel a little better.
OMG as soon as I read the title of the video I KNEW it was going to be about trying not to fart🤣 Since Sarah opened the door about ranking farts, my best one of all time was after I had my first child via c-section. What they don't tell you ahead of time is that there can be a massive gas build up and it's almost impossible to release it without a suppository. After said suppository was inserted, a few minutes later came glorious relief. It must have lasted about 45 seconds and had I not held on to the bedrail, I might have taken off like a hot air balloon!
Your story was so funny. And it is great to feel relief. Im a 62 yr old male and want to give your a big hug. You made me laugh after my brother said something mean to me.
So I'm sitting here with my earphones in, absolutely crying with laughter and my husband is looking at me like I've lost my mind.... Oh my word that feels so good lol.
Sarah, today my depression was so bad, I was in tears most of the day. Your piece was the first time in a few days that I actually laughed! So I’m going to share this with a couple of girlfriends who could really use a good laugh. Btw, I absolutely hate massages!!! And lavender, and mani-pedis…
Turn to Jesus He loves you, He is the healer of the body And savior of the soul, There is True Hope in Jesus, God protects Psalms 91, He is the God of miracles Acts 2:21 And everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved Jesus alone saves Trust Him with your salvation John 3:16 1 Corinthians 15 1-4 Moreover Brethren, i declare unto you the gospel which i preached unto you, which also ye have received, and with wherein ye stand By which also ye are saved, if you keep in memory what i preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain, For i delivered unto you first of all that which i also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures And that He was buried, and that He rose again the third day according to the scriptures, Take care
Haha people totally discriminate when they see me (skinny rmt) but then they come back when they realize I can do deep massages, because that’s what most people want and it can be hard to find 😅
I once had a smelling test before I went to a nose surgery. I should guess what I smelled to give a hint at how could my abilities were. I said: „Is that vanilla?“ The doctor said: „…erm…no…it’s gasoline..“
I think you are taking your job too seriously. This is comedy. It's dry and ironic humour. No need to be personally offended. Chill and enjoy. Presumably the same condition that you want your clients to enjoy
Greetings from Tucson, Arizona USofA. I always enjoy your humor... Twice I've been 'rear-ended', and not in the good way, and suffer from almost constant back/shoulder pain. ONCE I went for a massage and I got crabs!
I love her so much. I went to a massage parlor where Asians were supposedly trained to do that, but it hurt like he'll and half way in I don't know what he hit, but it almost knocked the shit outta me. I kept thinking for about 20 mins, "don't shit. Don't shit. Don't do it. Noooooo. No, don't shit here. It's not ok." And I will never go back there. I came out in so much pain, and when I went it I wasn't feeling to bad but wanted to treat myself. Well.. that didn't exactly go as planned.
Brilliant!! Always Brilliant!! If i ever get the opportunity to cross the pond and experience the Mother Country the trip will definitely have to be planned around one of her performances. 😂
I love her to bits, I really wish I could perform with her, I've got so many stories and these are equally dirty. Especially one with the massage, mine was very similar but I was in with my friend and there's a twist 😅😅😅 Sarah, if you're reading this, get in touch x
As a massage therapist for over 12 years I would definitely say you are projecting on the therapist your own feelings about your body. I'm not a saint but I have seen that judgement in general comes from fear of who knows what for each person. I massage all weights, genders, personalities and have never felt anything negative about people that carry more weight on them- ever. Who cares and actually often it's fun because they are more squishy not hard as a rock. Don't think you are helping anyone with this particular belief. When someone is lying on your table the fear of being hurt in someway by another person is at it's lowest ebb Just sayin.
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Having several friends who are massage therapists, they all say the only thing that they think negatively about is if a client isn't clean. Big, small, young, old, hairy, pasty white or leathery--none of it matters to them, so long as you've had a shower recently. 😊
Define recently....?
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I know a massage therapist who would sniff the undiluted essential oils if her client was... fragrant.
I’m one and I agree.
What about a therapist who didn't shower? Happened to me when I went to a session my son had gifted me..... couldn't really enjoy it because my nose was offended
The best comics connect different subjects creatively.
Sarah Millican is one of them.
Agree - that was a brilliantly constructed, relatable sequence. She is in a class of her own. Superb.
Sarah looks so pretty in this clip. That light red hair really suits her and the blue really makes her pop.
Was thinking the same thing
She is sooo good!!!
Hysterical! 😂😂😂
I love her🥰
Soo funny. Love you, Sarah! 🥰
She's hysterical!
Going over some of her older material here
So that's what it smells like to be happy.
Honey…get a generator!
a massage can do a fat person any good????????????? omg ;)
do you english much????
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@@Julian-ez3iq lol, I thought so
I am a professional massage therapist for the last 15 years. I can honestly tell you that it never occurs to me whether somebody is thin or heavy, and that is not interesting anyway, what is interesting is how my clients body tells me what it needs. But there is no judgement, come as you are, let your body be nurtured. And as a side note I agree with Shrek better out than in.... if you're holding a fart it takes a lot of attention to keep it in... so let it go 😆
As a trained massage therapist myself, it kind of has to occur to you on some level. A thin person might be able to tolerate less pressure than a heavier person, for example.
She’s joking 😂😂😂
As an amateur massagevtherapist, skinny people are more difficult. A bit of fat and it is much easier. But yeah, you work with the inside, the outside is not interesting.
Hair is also a bit tricky since you don't want to tug it.
@@theprousteffect9717 she’s a comedian, it’s a joke, my point is “why are you all making these comments ? It’s clearly a joke, you take life too seriously, have laugh it’s what Sarah is giving you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫣🫣
PS she is comedy genius 💯
@@carolfuller2941 Have to disagree with you there, Carol. Those jokes wouldn’t be funny if people didn’t share those insecurities, and I appreciate real massage therapists chiming in to maybe make people feel a little better.
OMG as soon as I read the title of the video I KNEW it was going to be about trying not to fart🤣
Since Sarah opened the door about ranking farts, my best one of all time was after I had my first child via c-section. What they don't tell you ahead of time is that there can be a massive gas build up and it's almost impossible to release it without a suppository. After said suppository was inserted, a few minutes later came glorious relief. It must have lasted about 45 seconds and had I not held on to the bedrail, I might have taken off like a hot air balloon!
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Your story was so funny. And it is great to feel relief. Im a 62 yr old male and want to give your a big hug. You made me laugh after my brother said something mean to me.
So I'm sitting here with my earphones in, absolutely crying with laughter and my husband is looking at me like I've lost my mind.... Oh my word that feels so good lol.
It's "Happy".
Sarah, today my depression was so bad, I was in tears most of the day. Your piece was the first time in a few days that I actually laughed! So I’m going to share this with a couple of girlfriends who could really use a good laugh.
Btw, I absolutely hate massages!!! And lavender, and mani-pedis…
I'm so happy you could get your mind off of your depression and laugh and laugh! Hugs my friend! P
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Turn to Jesus He loves you, He is the healer of the body And savior of the soul, There is True Hope in Jesus, God protects Psalms 91, He is the God of miracles Acts 2:21 And everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved Jesus alone saves Trust Him with your salvation John 3:16
1 Corinthians 15 1-4
Moreover Brethren, i declare unto you the gospel which i preached unto you, which also ye have received, and with wherein ye stand
By which also ye are saved, if you keep in memory what i preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain,
For i delivered unto you first of all that which i also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures
And that He was buried, and that He rose again the third day according to the scriptures, Take care
I just thought the same thing! I was so shocked that I laughed out loud. Love love love Sarah Millican!
@@jesussaves1827Really?
I absolutely love Sarah. She is so damn funny. Thank you, Sarah, for all the laughs. They have been needed. ❤😂😂
Smiles. I'm guaranteed a big batch of smiles when Sarah pops up in my feed.
Haha people totally discriminate when they see me (skinny rmt) but then they come back when they realize I can do deep massages, because that’s what most people want and it can be hard to find 😅
these days we need plenty of comedy and Sarah hits the ground running !! Brilliant !!
She ranks her flatulence. It's true, though.
I know she didn't puke, but it must have been close.
Great jokes! I watch a lot of this comedian whenever her stuff pops up. I always laugh hard at her jokes.
I’m trained in massage and everyone’s bodies are different and some easier in one way and challenging in another. I do love your dress.
That more red tone looks wonderful with her skin!
I love your humor. You always make me laugh. 😅
You, Sarah are my favourite female comic, love your slant on massages. BTW this is a nice look for you.
omgggg... she's a jewel!
I once had a smelling test before I went to a nose surgery. I should guess what I smelled to give a hint at how could my abilities were.
I said: „Is that vanilla?“
The doctor said: „…erm…no…it’s gasoline..“
I think you are taking your job too seriously. This is comedy. It's dry and ironic humour. No need to be personally offended. Chill and enjoy. Presumably the same condition that you want your clients to enjoy
wow, loving the hair
Agree I hate a young skinny person to massage me lol😂
Yeah!😂 Telling you when to breathe out😒
BRILLIANT, thank you for taking me away. All leaves me smiling 😂❤
This lady cheers you up even though you are in your worst day ever!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love your hair, that colour really suits you 😊
To old to trust a fart....I am that is😂
Literally me at a massage lol
Try a power cut in the countryside for 5 days 😂😂😂
OMG, I laughed so very much! I had similar thoughts when I had my first "Massage"!
Well done, Sara!
Omg, LMAO and crying...absolutely hilarious...Thanks so much for the 😂😂😂
Greetings from Tucson, Arizona USofA.
I always enjoy your humor...
Twice I've been 'rear-ended', and not in the good way,
and suffer from almost constant back/shoulder pain.
ONCE I went for a massage and I got crabs!
I am a skinny massage therapists and l promise promise: l don't think about the client s body shape.
Funny, but not as much as when she doesn't have to check her language.
I love her so much. I went to a massage parlor where Asians were supposedly trained to do that, but it hurt like he'll and half way in I don't know what he hit, but it almost knocked the shit outta me. I kept thinking for about 20 mins, "don't shit. Don't shit. Don't do it. Noooooo. No, don't shit here. It's not ok." And I will never go back there. I came out in so much pain, and when I went it I wasn't feeling to bad but wanted to treat myself. Well.. that didn't exactly go as planned.
Love the red hair !.
I'm so with you about the candles, but thankfully not the massage
Brilliant!! Always Brilliant!! If i ever get the opportunity to cross the pond and experience the Mother Country the trip will definitely have to be planned around one of her performances. 😂
Thank you so much. It is wonderful to laugh with you 🌞
Love Sarah. She looks great with red hair!
Would love to see Sara live. Saw Jimmy Carr a couple weeks back
She is such a goldie ❤ love her
You look great!
Hi, 😊 new subscriber here 😁 Thanks for sharing this entertaining video 🤪✨🌟✨😃
I guess I’m girly I like candles haha
I never could stand massages, to me they are embarrassing and I get the giggles, which is not appreciated by professionals 😂
My husband has IBS…Irritated Bitch Syndrome (me) 🤷♀️🥴
COME TO AMERICA (PA PLEASE)
being crying with this one!!
Different versions of happy 😆
always love a massage joke with a "happy" ending! LOL
That's a outfit
The only time I wanna be an anchor crank
She’d go for the kapha ATO - obviously
Did this trick check the thumbnail?
I love her to bits, I really wish I could perform with her, I've got so many stories and these are equally dirty. Especially one with the massage, mine was very similar but I was in with my friend and there's a twist 😅😅😅 Sarah, if you're reading this, get in touch x
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This was hilarious 😂
The world needs more Sarah Millican 💕
Dear Sarah, I need chiropractic care for a back injury, but can't trust the "doctor" to not let me fall off the table because they go, "Ew, Gross!"
lol
lol
Sugar is bad for P.C.O.S.
BUWAHAHAHA 🤣🤪🦝👽🤪🤣
My farts is what I meant
To 😁
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As a massage therapist for over 12 years I would definitely say you are projecting on the therapist your own feelings about your body. I'm not a saint but I have seen that judgement in general comes from fear of who knows what for each person. I massage all weights, genders, personalities and have never felt anything negative about people that carry more weight on them- ever. Who cares and actually often it's fun because they are more squishy not hard as a rock. Don't think you are helping anyone with this particular belief. When someone is lying on your table the fear of being hurt in someway by another person is at it's lowest ebb Just sayin.
20 year therapist here & I agree with you.
It’s comedy 😂
Good God, y’all, you need to lighten up.
Have you heard about this thing called humour?
been watching a collection of videos lately. The. recent Sarah is way more good looking than the old one :-)
Try the best elimination diet, carnivore, and you might just have to find some new subjects rather than health...
No
Yes
@@Sipter195 ... definitely not!
This proves that female comics can be funny and that most of them are not
Women aint funny
False
@@leannecanty8821 True. This was fun. Your turn.
Get a life matey
Bet you make them point and laugh thro!