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Came back to this one, and I am impressed once more. The natural way you put on that lisping accent, it's truly impressive. Thank you again, and again......😁🌟🌟🌟👌
I’m currently going through your back catalogue, not wanting to miss any of your works. I listen to many channels, but yours is the most excellent. I love that you don’t drown your narrations with invasive music and sound effects, but use them to enhance your stories. I love your different accents and when you read a female part, you’re so good that I immediately envisage a female speaking the words. Thank you for your hard work. Also, what a coincidence - your name fits so well with being a weird tale deliverer- mmm? 😉🤔🤣
Thank you for your kind words, Scout. I've been pleasantly surprised by the channel's growth so far. I find the "back end" of RUclips (all the analytics and algorithms) illuminating and mystifying in equal measure 😄
Awesome story and narration. I really like this story. Good ole' E.F. knew how to write! Your impersonation of the drunk artist is awesome. Great job on the music, background noise, and sounds. I love how you thread the sounds of the environment into your stories. Thanks!
I feel like screaming from the bloody roof tops about how amazing this channel is! You are an actor director, you do the sound effects and stuff yourself or maybe you have staff, you are such a creative person and I would not be exaggerating to say genius and you’re a writer! I have heard SoundEffects done before, overtime done to bits and it’s distracting but you know exactly where to put them and the music and everything that you choose goes so well with the story! I have not left comment before because I didn’t want to bother you but just don’t reply if you’re busy are you don’t have to give me a like! Just give us more stuff and I tried to Wikipedia the new author you’re going to do Betsy Taylor, this may be wrong, So I would love it if you could put in what era she wrote in, You did that with one of your last stories and I really appreciate it but you don’t have to do that I can always Wikipedia somebody but not everybody is on Wikipedia I should’ve googled her! That’s an idea actually! It’s just nice to know what era book that you’re listening to is set in! Now Mr genius I will leave you in peace and try to leave shorter comments which is difficult for me because once I start writing........Besides finishing the piano, and getting qualified as a bloody hairdresser, that’s all I’m good at except my spiritual stuff and I love paranormal stuff.... I do you see energy around people.... And trees et cetera it’s been like that since my near death experience and I’m not insane! We are all made of energy and if you meditate a lot like I do you can tap into abilities because we are all connected and quantum physics has proven that, they call it “the field”, or we would collect the ether, anyway I ended up getting a boob job and was a lap dancer at night!!!! 🤫That’s between you and me because the wages from hairdressing didn’t even pay my bloody rent and my father said right I’ll pay for whatever colleges you want but I want you to be independent, I was put in the year in front of me so I could finish school early and go to London at 15 and my dad paid a hell of a lot of money for me to go to the Vidal Sassoon Academy, It turns out you need to have an apprenticeship as well.... So I did it surviving on such little And I asked my dad for a boob job for my birthday, He was seeing young escorts with a massive breast implants and he had left my mother, she’d had a b cup, so I manipulated him emotionally into giving me larger breasts! I grew up when every child was obsessed with becoming Katie Price! I had so much filler in my lips that look like Donald fucking duck!!! It has all dissolved now but when I get old I’m getting a face lift, I remember making that decision when I was a child, Watching old ladies like Joan Collins looking fabulous I know some people overdo it but I will not be one of those! Plus I want to know is George because my ex-boyfriend punched me once when he was drunk, it turns out that somebody was trying to date rape him because they had put something in his drink because he was not himself that night! Anyway I’m a Libra so we appreciate beauty in all its forms, and this is beautiful writing and a beautiful channel and I think that you should advertise it more or something! More people need to know how good this channel is! I already have my friends listening and they will get their friends to listen and so on! The strange thing about me Jasper is that I don’t like to watch horror films, but I love these stories... It doesn’t make any sense!?! Does it! Anyway thank you for all the joy you have brought to my life! This is the last long long message! I’ll try my best I swear to God! Speaking of God, angel Blessings! That’s another thing I need to listen to this channel because I watch too many spiritual videos so this keeps me balanced if you know what I mean... Otherwise I would get sick of the spiritual stuff so this is great! And vice a versa! Okay stop typing then Maria, stop it! 🛑❗️🤫
Another excellent tale told by the master. There was one detail I found a bit distracting and would have liked to ask the author about: I realise this was written in a bygone era when children were not mollycoddled as perhaps they are today, but wasn’t it a bit Spartan to make the poor boy live in the garden, with only a roof for a home? Even dogs in their kennels get four walls as well. Not only that, his aunt and uncle wouldn’t even let him live in their garden, the poor little sod had to live in someone else’s garden!
Thanks for your questions...to which I have no definitive answers, only thoughts. (1) This is the era of prescribing fresh air for serious conditions, so perhaps they were looking for maximum air. (2) It's just a narrative contrivance so he can be outside at night and see what's going on, but then again (3) the Bensons were an eccentric bunch and this story feels like it might have autobiographical elements, so maybe E.F. actually did sleep outside. EDIT: just Googled and Edwardian children were indeed sleeping in tents and huts with one wall missing to let the air in. Treatment for respiratory problems (often due to the polluted air in cities).
@@EnCryptedHorror Ah yes, of course, I’d forgotten the fresh air thing. Still a bit extreme but, as you say, “individualism” shall we say was a lot more common, we had quite a lot of it on one side of my family.
Read this many years ago. Brilliant work on this 👏 👍 so thanks very much. At his best Benson holds his own with James. Can we have "the horror horn"? (we are a greedy audience). So many of these stories are by chaps who as it used to say in the papers "never married". However when introduced to them as kids or by introducing them to our own children...they become part of the family.
Likewise, Stephen. I started the channel after rediscovering my love for horror short stories about a year ago - and I think I was rekindling childhood a bit. I will add The Horror Horn to my (rapidly expanding) list.
@@EnCryptedHorror thanks very much. It's good that we have a channel like this - to least because of the good response everyone seems to get from yourself. These "spook story" channels seem to be a growing "thing". Its a bit like what enjoying radio dramas must have been like. A bit disconcerting hearing someone from california talking about forgotten railway stations in Norfolk! Lol. Suggestion....it might be an idea to do Machens "the white people". And get a woman to actually read the "green book" part. I've said this before - to others, with no luck. Think it could be a very special contribution to your channel if you could pull it off. It is after all one of the seminal "weird tales" of the last century. The "Dunwich" brothers posh anglo Welsh gran.
@@stephensinclair3771 I must admit I started this quite naively...firstly, without knowing how well-served a niche the "spook story" scene was, secondly about how much work was involved in doing these to the standard I wanted 🤣. It's what's delayed my doing Machen so far, because producing the longer stories feels like climbing Everest! Great idea about The White People btw. I shall, down the line, reach out to female narrators.
@@EnCryptedHorror thanks and thanks 😊. I can imagine in must hard work! The effort shows 👏. It's very easy to say "the great god pan" without putting in all those hours of work. Hope and think the channel will succeed. Don't think "White people" would get you millions of hits (if only lol).....but it would be A great "show piece". To show quality of content. Not going to constantly bombard you with suggestions. Just enjoying the stories.
As God is my witness that was the last time I’m going to leave a long comment! Something takes over when I start typing so that’s it! It’s like when you’re digging a hole and you just can’t stop in the more you try the more you keep digging! It’s just becoming a bloody habit when I’m passionate about something and I just want to apologise! The end❗️
Please don't worry or apologise. Sometimes there's such a lot of information in your posts that I don't know where to start my response 😂. But I always appreciate it. Different personality types, isn't it? Some people will just let their thoughts pour out (probably good for a person, a kind of spiritual enema). I sometimes have a lot to say, but always edit as I go along; as I type my thumb instinctively moves to the backspace/delete key (probably not good, psychologically). Others just put "Love it. Thanks" or nothing at all. And I think "I spent seven hours making the video and that's all you can write?!?" But they're probably the happiest, sanest people of all. Tl;dr: I want to create a chilled space on the Internet where people can enjoy the content and express themselves as they see fit, while sharing a taste for old timey horror.
@@EnCryptedHorror Thank you darling! I know that came from a place of love but when you said personality type, I instantly thought you put me in the category of complete fucking lunatic, forgive my French! It’s just I see you as a type of role model if you like because you are the embodiment of a creative genius and I don’t know if you can see that but I recognise it! I’ve always been able to see in others what they would be able to thrive at! And when On the occasions that people have taken my advice they have succeeded! If somebody wants to be a singer and I think they’ve got a shit voice I will tell them straight this is not for you and I will ask them what else they feel passionate about. Sometimes there’s nothing to tell Someone and It’s something for them to find out for them selves. I go to psychotherapy and have done for years and years my father started it when he stopped drinking, just before my parents divorce where the bastard moved all of his money abroad so my mother couldn’t get half!! The whole town went on strike so my father built my mother her own home with lots of land and horses and gave her a decent alimony and even though we are grown-ups he continues to give her the same amount which barely feeds her bloody horses nowadays, and bloody dogs of which she has about 20 mostly German Shepherds and Dobermans as she lives alone in the countryside, 2 miles to the nearest house! My point is that at psychotherapy, (see I did it again!) At psychotherapy I learned that “what other people think of me is none of my business, and it’s none of their bloody business either” so that has made me look like a fucking idiot more than I would like because I think I took that belief too much to heart! I’m doing it again but what I wanted to say to you was that you are amazingly talented! So many people don’t know what they want to do with their lives, you are definitely somebody who if they wanted would be an amazingly successful Best selling author specialising with audiobooks I hope! And I wouldn’t tell you this if I thought differently! I was just settling down to another one of your stories as I got your message, for some reason when I get RUclips notifications it doesn’t make a sound! So I check every few hours! Anyway thank you so much for your lovely reply! You have made my night! Now this really is the final extra long message! Kind of an explanation behind my madness!🌟
@@EnCryptedHorror Regarding your last paragraph you have more than succeeded at that you have excelled! There, this is a taste of the future comment from me! It expresses what I want to say and it’s to the point!
Hope you like this wonderful story by E.F. Benson. If you do, don't forget to like and leave a comment (and subscribe if you haven't already, and share, if you feel able). It all helps my channel grow. Thank you for listening!
Came back to this one, and I am impressed once more. The natural way you put on that lisping accent, it's truly impressive. Thank you again, and again......😁🌟🌟🌟👌
Jasper L'Estrange, you have to come back!!!!! You're awesome and truly missed!!! PLEASE 🙏 😊❤❤❤❤
I’m currently going through your back catalogue, not wanting to miss any of your works.
I listen to many channels, but yours is the most excellent. I love that you don’t drown your narrations with invasive music and sound effects, but use them to enhance your stories.
I love your different accents and when you read a female part, you’re so good that I immediately envisage a female speaking the words.
Thank you for your hard work.
Also, what a coincidence - your name fits so well with being a weird tale deliverer- mmm? 😉🤔🤣
Haha! Thanks Alison. Glad you're enjoying exploring the back catalogue. Feels like an age since I recorded this one 👍
Thanks
Beautifully done. One of my favourites of his too.
Thanks Tony! It's a great one.
Truly gripping horror. Elegant presentation, Love the sound. images! Thank you!
Blimey, that put my hair on end! 😀♥️
You're an *excellent* reader; I predict this channel will grow tremendously as word gets around.
Thank you for your kind words, Scout. I've been pleasantly surprised by the channel's growth so far. I find the "back end" of RUclips (all the analytics and algorithms) illuminating and mystifying in equal measure 😄
Best narrator on RUclips
Awesome story and narration. I really like this story. Good ole' E.F. knew how to write!
Your impersonation of the drunk artist is awesome.
Great job on the music, background noise, and sounds. I love how you thread the sounds of the environment into your stories.
Thanks!
Nicely narrated. This was new to me…you have my thanks. Marc Appleton
Thanks for your wonderful narration much appreciated Micky 😎
Jasper LeStrange rocks!
Thank you, Alison. It is very kind of you to say so.
One of the Benson brother more gruesome tales, but enjoyable, as all their tales are✊♥️
I was quite surprised how far E.F. went with this one when I first read it. A genuinely horrifying denouement.
I feel like screaming from the bloody roof tops about how amazing this channel is! You are an actor director, you do the sound effects and stuff yourself or maybe you have staff, you are such a creative person and I would not be exaggerating to say genius and you’re a writer! I have heard SoundEffects done before, overtime done to bits and it’s distracting but you know exactly where to put them and the music and everything that you choose goes so well with the story! I have not left comment before because I didn’t want to bother you but just don’t reply if you’re busy are you don’t have to give me a like! Just give us more stuff and I tried to Wikipedia the new author you’re going to do Betsy Taylor, this may be wrong, So I would love it if you could put in what era she wrote in, You did that with one of your last stories and I really appreciate it but you don’t have to do that I can always Wikipedia somebody but not everybody is on Wikipedia I should’ve googled her! That’s an idea actually! It’s just nice to know what era book that you’re listening to is set in! Now Mr genius I will leave you in peace and try to leave shorter comments which is difficult for me because once I start writing........Besides finishing the piano, and getting qualified as a bloody hairdresser, that’s all I’m good at except my spiritual stuff and I love paranormal stuff.... I do you see energy around people.... And trees et cetera it’s been like that since my near death experience and I’m not insane! We are all made of energy and if you meditate a lot like I do you can tap into abilities because we are all connected and quantum physics has proven that, they call it “the field”, or we would collect the ether, anyway I ended up getting a boob job and was a lap dancer at night!!!! 🤫That’s between you and me because the wages from hairdressing didn’t even pay my bloody rent and my father said right I’ll pay for whatever colleges you want but I want you to be independent, I was put in the year in front of me so I could finish school early and go to London at 15 and my dad paid a hell of a lot of money for me to go to the Vidal Sassoon Academy, It turns out you need to have an apprenticeship as well.... So I did it surviving on such little And I asked my dad for a boob job for my birthday, He was seeing young escorts with a massive breast implants and he had left my mother, she’d had a b cup, so I manipulated him emotionally into giving me larger breasts! I grew up when every child was obsessed with becoming Katie Price! I had so much filler in my lips that look like Donald fucking duck!!! It has all dissolved now but when I get old I’m getting a face lift, I remember making that decision when I was a child, Watching old ladies like Joan Collins looking fabulous I know some people overdo it but I will not be one of those! Plus I want to know is George because my ex-boyfriend punched me once when he was drunk, it turns out that somebody was trying to date rape him because they had put something in his drink because he was not himself that night! Anyway I’m a Libra so we appreciate beauty in all its forms, and this is beautiful writing and a beautiful channel and I think that you should advertise it more or something! More people need to know how good this channel is!
I already have my friends listening and they will get their friends to listen and so on! The strange thing about me Jasper is that I don’t like to watch horror films, but I love these stories... It doesn’t make any sense!?! Does it! Anyway thank you for all the joy you have brought to my life! This is the last long long message! I’ll try my best I swear to God! Speaking of God, angel Blessings! That’s another thing I need to listen to this channel because I watch too many spiritual videos so this keeps me balanced if you know what I mean... Otherwise I would get sick of the spiritual stuff so this is great! And vice a versa! Okay stop typing then Maria, stop it! 🛑❗️🤫
Very strange...
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You are amazing, with your story's. And others . 😊😊😊😊😊😊
Bet this took an edit with the lithping, ethpecially the fusthcia busheths.
Liked this tale very much, and wonderfully read as alwayth. ❤
Just recently found you!!! Where have I been all your life?😅
I’m enjoying your stories every night. Beautifully told, frighteningly delicious.
Welcome to the channel! Glad we found each other 😉👋
Brilliant thank you
You're welcome 😊
Hadn't come across this story before, either, so thank you very much!
You're welcome, Susan 😊
Another excellent tale told by the master. There was one detail I found a bit distracting and would have liked to ask the author about: I realise this was written in a bygone era when children were not mollycoddled as perhaps they are today, but wasn’t it a bit Spartan to make the poor boy live in the garden, with only a roof for a home? Even dogs in their kennels get four walls as well. Not only that, his aunt and uncle wouldn’t even let him live in their garden, the poor little sod had to live in someone else’s garden!
Thanks for your questions...to which I have no definitive answers, only thoughts. (1) This is the era of prescribing fresh air for serious conditions, so perhaps they were looking for maximum air. (2) It's just a narrative contrivance so he can be outside at night and see what's going on, but then again (3) the Bensons were an eccentric bunch and this story feels like it might have autobiographical elements, so maybe E.F. actually did sleep outside.
EDIT: just Googled and Edwardian children were indeed sleeping in tents and huts with one wall missing to let the air in. Treatment for respiratory problems (often due to the polluted air in cities).
@@EnCryptedHorror Ah yes, of course, I’d forgotten the fresh air thing. Still a bit extreme but, as you say, “individualism” shall we say was a lot more common, we had quite a lot of it on one side of my family.
Good story, good narrator
Thank you, Kojoanna!
Read this many years ago. Brilliant work on this 👏 👍 so thanks very much. At his best Benson holds his own with James.
Can we have "the horror horn"? (we are a greedy audience). So many of these stories are by chaps who as it used to say in the papers "never married". However when introduced to them as kids or by introducing them to our own children...they become part of the family.
Likewise, Stephen. I started the channel after rediscovering my love for horror short stories about a year ago - and I think I was rekindling childhood a bit. I will add The Horror Horn to my (rapidly expanding) list.
@@EnCryptedHorror thanks very much. It's good that we have a channel like this - to least because of the good response everyone seems to get from yourself. These "spook story" channels seem to be a growing "thing". Its a bit like what enjoying radio dramas must have been like. A bit disconcerting hearing someone from california talking about forgotten railway stations in Norfolk! Lol.
Suggestion....it might be an idea to do Machens "the white people". And get a woman to actually read the "green book" part. I've said this before - to others, with no luck.
Think it could be a very special contribution to your channel if you could pull it off. It is after all one of the seminal "weird tales" of the last century. The "Dunwich" brothers posh anglo Welsh gran.
@@stephensinclair3771 I must admit I started this quite naively...firstly, without knowing how well-served a niche the "spook story" scene was, secondly about how much work was involved in doing these to the standard I wanted 🤣. It's what's delayed my doing Machen so far, because producing the longer stories feels like climbing Everest!
Great idea about The White People btw. I shall, down the line, reach out to female narrators.
@@EnCryptedHorror thanks and thanks 😊. I can imagine in must hard work! The effort shows 👏. It's very easy to say "the great god pan" without putting in all those hours of work. Hope and think the channel will succeed. Don't think "White people" would get you millions of hits (if only lol).....but it would be
A great "show piece". To show quality of content. Not going to constantly bombard you with suggestions. Just enjoying the stories.
@@stephensinclair3771 Feel free to come to me with suggestions. It's useful to know what people are interested in. Cheers!
Wonderful job on this!
Thank you!
Very good. I'm surprised that so few people -- judging by the 'likes' -- seem to have come across this. Which is a pity.
If you take up residence in an old church,, behave.
As God is my witness that was the last time I’m going to leave a long comment! Something takes over when I start typing so that’s it! It’s like when you’re digging a hole and you just can’t stop in the more you try the more you keep digging! It’s just becoming a bloody habit when I’m passionate about something and I just want to apologise! The end❗️
Please don't worry or apologise. Sometimes there's such a lot of information in your posts that I don't know where to start my response 😂. But I always appreciate it. Different personality types, isn't it? Some people will just let their thoughts pour out (probably good for a person, a kind of spiritual enema). I sometimes have a lot to say, but always edit as I go along; as I type my thumb instinctively moves to the backspace/delete key (probably not good, psychologically). Others just put "Love it. Thanks" or nothing at all. And I think "I spent seven hours making the video and that's all you can write?!?" But they're probably the happiest, sanest people of all.
Tl;dr: I want to create a chilled space on the Internet where people can enjoy the content and express themselves as they see fit, while sharing a taste for old timey horror.
@@EnCryptedHorror Thank you darling! I know that came from a place of love but when you said personality type, I instantly thought you put me in the category of complete fucking lunatic, forgive my French!
It’s just I see you as a type of role model if you like because you are the embodiment of a creative genius and I don’t know if you can see that but I recognise it! I’ve always been able to see in others what they would be able to thrive at! And when On the occasions that people have taken my advice they have succeeded! If somebody wants to be a singer and I think they’ve got a shit voice I will tell them straight this is not for you and I will ask them what else they feel passionate about. Sometimes there’s nothing to tell Someone and It’s something for them to find out for them selves.
I go to psychotherapy and have done for years and years my father started it when he stopped drinking, just before my parents divorce where the bastard moved all of his money abroad so my mother couldn’t get half!! The whole town went on strike so my father built my mother her own home with lots of land and horses and gave her a decent alimony and even though we are grown-ups he continues to give her the same amount which barely feeds her bloody horses nowadays, and bloody dogs of which she has about 20 mostly German Shepherds and Dobermans as she lives alone in the countryside, 2 miles to the nearest house!
My point is that at psychotherapy, (see I did it again!) At psychotherapy I learned that “what other people think of me is none of my business, and it’s none of their bloody business either” so that has made me look like a fucking idiot more than I would like because I think I took that belief too much to heart! I’m doing it again but what I wanted to say to you was that you are amazingly talented! So many people don’t know what they want to do with their lives, you are definitely somebody who if they wanted would be an amazingly successful Best selling author specialising with audiobooks I hope! And I wouldn’t tell you this if I thought differently! I was just settling down to another one of your stories as I got your message, for some reason when I get RUclips notifications it doesn’t make a sound! So I check every few hours! Anyway thank you so much for your lovely reply! You have made my night! Now this really is the final extra long message! Kind of an explanation behind my madness!🌟
@@EnCryptedHorror Regarding your last paragraph you have more than succeeded at that you have excelled! There, this is a taste of the future comment from me! It expresses what I want to say and it’s to the point!
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Please , show how to be. A patrio. Love Your voice.🤪👍👍💯
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