Bad Movie Beatdown: The Love Guru (REVIEW)

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  • Опубликовано: 12 дек 2024

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  • @FilmBrain
    @FilmBrain  4 года назад +85

    This review was originally posted July 2014, and this is a re-edited version that runs 5m 21s shorter than the original. This episode was restored and re-cut from the original edit file, with substantial changes:
    - Now in full 1080p!
    - Film footage has been re-encoded at 1080p. This was one of the first episodes in HD, and I remember this caused problems because halfway through the film, the encode weirdly started playing at a reduced frame rate. This is now also fixed.
    - Film clips have been shortened to a minimum. This includes using slowmotion to mitigate the amount used under voiceover.
    - Extensive edits to shorten or remove dragging syllables throughout.
    - Added some additional visual notes.
    This episode has been restored to coincide with Trolls World Tour, which also stars Justin Timberlake. Enjoy!

    • @Lazy_eye_blobFish
      @Lazy_eye_blobFish 4 года назад +5

      I looked it up and it looks like yes sadly...that was Freeman at the beginning.

    • @shadowleon659
      @shadowleon659 4 года назад +6

      By the way Matthew you should do a Bad Movie Beatdown on Norbit.

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 4 года назад

      @@Lazy_eye_blobFish he must have really wanted a paycheck.

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 4 года назад +1

      Also, between this and The Unborn, Megan Goode seriously needed to fire her agent. I mostly know her from horror movies like Venom (2005) not to be confused with the comic book villain. And as the victim of the electric bathtub trap in Saw V.

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 4 года назад

      @@shadowleon659 between this and Good luck Chuck and little fockers, Alba seriously needed to fire her agent too.

  • @justdannyquinn
    @justdannyquinn 4 года назад +98

    Poor Verne Troyer. Even if he hadn't passed away, the constant jokes about his size would still be awkward and uncomfortable, but looking back on this film, they're even more so.

    • @HBarnill
      @HBarnill 4 года назад +22

      It makes Peter Dinklage’s rise in the industry all the more important.

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 4 года назад

      Danny Quinn Wait he died?!😱

    • @teheyepatch
      @teheyepatch 4 года назад +3

      I was glad I got to see him in a good role in the Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus.

    • @justdannyquinn
      @justdannyquinn 4 года назад +19

      @@gracekim1998 Yeah. He took his life two years ago. Maybe it's just me, but it just makes the constant abuse he receives in The Love Guru seem all the more unfunny and cringeworthy.

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 4 года назад +10

      @@justdannyquinn that's pretty depressing.

  • @rsfilmdiscussionchannel4168
    @rsfilmdiscussionchannel4168 4 года назад +91

    This is also a really mean-spirited movie, which is strange for a film that's meant to be about positive healing.

    • @rsfilmdiscussionchannel4168
      @rsfilmdiscussionchannel4168 4 года назад +4

      Also, it would have been funny to see The Love Guru and Slumdog Millionaire in the same year.

    • @Aries_Superstar_Army
      @Aries_Superstar_Army 3 года назад +5

      I just finished this movie on Hulu and for a self help guru, the titular character seems to be obnoxious and racist. If this was released today, it would not survive the box office.
      It’s disappointing because I saw this movie in theaters when it first came out and thought it was funny.
      I’m sticking to Austin Powers, Wayne’s World and Shrek.

  • @paulmajano
    @paulmajano 4 года назад +50

    Man this movie is almost as bad as demo reel by Doug Walker 😂

  • @wjzav1971
    @wjzav1971 3 года назад +37

    I have heard two rumors about Cat in the Hat and The Love Guru.
    One states that Myers didn't want to make Cat in the Hat and to get back to the studio, he intentionally made his performance as bad as possible.
    Another says that when shooting for the Love Guru started, Myers told the Director something like "Yeah, this is my baby, I'm not gonna listen to you, sorry."

    • @AnikMonette
      @AnikMonette Год назад

      Eh, at least you can say he's passionate... with varying results but still!

    • @PibsMegie
      @PibsMegie Год назад

      My friends you up uncle was part of the crew and he said Mike demanded the AC be on high and crew got sick but tbh if they didn't do that he probably would have been sweating buckets so it's easy to complain but it's hard to be good at something

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 9 месяцев назад

      The second part of that worked so well for Bill Cosby in Leonard Part 6.

  • @Headbanger142
    @Headbanger142 4 года назад +32

    Mike Myers was one of my favorite comedians as a kid. I never saw this movie in theaters but damn, I can't believe how bad this movie is. If anything needs spiritual healing, it's his career.

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 4 года назад +5

      You can say that again buddy.
      Also, considering what Jessica Alba went through, I can understand why she quit acting.

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 4 года назад

      @TheDreReichDude I liked her better in Fantastic Four (2005).

    • @theitfactorjameswheezer2852
      @theitfactorjameswheezer2852 2 года назад +1

      @@scottylewis8124 she didn’t quit acting

  • @locuas5601
    @locuas5601 4 года назад +68

    I do think Myke Myers is an example of how stars are sometimes given way too much credit for a movies success. Shrek wasn't good or funny because of Myke Myers performance. Myke Myers performance was good and funny because of the hard work of the direction and writing that played towards Myers strenghts and not going overboard. But then, after they get succesful, these comedians believe themselves comedic geniuses and begin to demand more and more creative control and you end up with movies filled with unfunny jokes that feel more like unending sketches that have a bunch of loosely tied things that happen, which they wrongfully call a "plot".
    This is not to say that comedians can't save a character. One example is Jim Carrey's grinch. which a lot of the charisma comes from Carrey himself.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 3 года назад +7

      Any strong leading man in a movie needs an equally strong director to reign him in and say 'no'.
      I heard a rumor that on day one of shooting this film, Myers told the director straight to his face that he is not gonna listen to him.

    • @Bocchi-the-Rock_
      @Bocchi-the-Rock_ 2 года назад +1

      This only shows that you have no idea what you're talking about. Most people who liked Shrek were kids, meaning there was no association with him as Mike Myers. He was famous beforehand, he's an amazing, caring man, and you're here spouting off hearsay and nonsense

  • @dvass7253
    @dvass7253 4 года назад +51

    The only good thing about this movie is that voiceover machine from the start. Why has nobody mass-produced this thing? That's a goldmine if ever I've seen one. So many possibilities. You could sound like Christopher Lee, James Earl Jones, Liam Neeson, Ian McKellen, Mark Hamill, Patrick Stewart or whatever other cool voice you can think of! Someoe make his machine a reality already!

    • @JamiJR
      @JamiJR 4 года назад

      There's apparently a phone app that does that now.

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 4 года назад

      @jbiehlable those sound fun.

    • @leejones8582
      @leejones8582 4 года назад +2

      The same joke was used in Cat in the Hat.

    • @jeremyusreevu237
      @jeremyusreevu237 4 года назад

      @@leejones8582 Except that was only a brief gag at the end, and Mike Myer's Cat in the Hat is actually funny.

    • @devinharbert2245
      @devinharbert2245 3 года назад

      Cause Morgan Freeman is the Go to Narrator in Modern Films

  • @bigginsd1
    @bigginsd1 2 года назад +7

    I remember John Oliver once talking about Shaq’s filmography, describing them as “films SO BAD I keep looking for myself playing a side character in them.” I’m pretty sure he only took the Smurf films so he could joke about them in his podcast with Andy Zalzmann.

  • @kylereiner3193
    @kylereiner3193 4 года назад +38

    I guess Meyers found his own "A Thousand Words."

    • @JustinCoasters
      @JustinCoasters 4 года назад +5

      No he found his own Norbit.
      Eddie Murphy didn't write A Thousand Words

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 4 года назад +1

      Oh so a thousand words wasn’t good
      My mom liked it though

  • @jamesatkinsonja
    @jamesatkinsonja 4 года назад +17

    For a film that cost $62 Million apparently, this film looks really cheap-reused footage [20:09], awful blue screen [20:27], bad special effects, C-List cameos...

  • @neilprice513
    @neilprice513 4 года назад +58

    I think Mike Myers had a couple of huge successes and believed his PR hype far too much. Believing he could do no wrong with his films. What he needed was someone to say "NO!" to him when he was too smug and sniffing his own farts.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 4 года назад +4

      Story goes that at day one of shooting the movie, Myers frankly told the director that he is not gonna listen to any of his directions and do whatever he wants.

    • @psycher7
      @psycher7 4 года назад +1

      How I would have loved to see M Night direct this. Because that is exactly how I'd describe both of them.

    • @neilprice513
      @neilprice513 4 года назад

      @ Hollywood also does that. Sniffing your own farts is not only relegated to San Francisco ;op

    • @Bocchi-the-Rock_
      @Bocchi-the-Rock_ 2 года назад

      This just shows you have no idea what you're talking about

  • @thecinematicmind
    @thecinematicmind 4 года назад +59

    Sasha Baron Cohen would had made this a much better dark comedy

  • @mesousagaby740
    @mesousagaby740 4 года назад +23

    Bizarrely, Marco Schnabel's (the director) career has improved in the past few years, as he's been writing for the recent and underrated Mr. Peabody & Sherman and Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons and even for NCIS.

  • @igttgit
    @igttgit 4 года назад +23

    Mike Myers used to be my hero, my god, the Austin powers movies played constantly on a loop in my top right corner long after I memorised the lines.
    Then this came along...... why oh why :(

  • @robogreek3157
    @robogreek3157 4 года назад +34

    MAN....the damage this film did to so many careers

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 4 года назад +1

      So
      Sad

    • @VicenteTorresAliasVits
      @VicenteTorresAliasVits 4 года назад +1

      Whose careers? I thought only Mike's suffered.

    • @ccateni28
      @ccateni28 4 года назад +1

      @@VicenteTorresAliasVits Hard to say... Considering Mike was in bohemian rhapsody...
      I mean... an edgy star from the 80s and 90s can make a great come back with something like a star is born, so its not 100% in stone for someone's career to be ruined for long.

    • @riverplate0101
      @riverplate0101 3 года назад +1

      Name them. I have no idea who.

    • @LITMOVIESCENES
      @LITMOVIESCENES 3 года назад

      not sure why..its hilarious af

  • @sonicthehedgehoggamingfan8028
    @sonicthehedgehoggamingfan8028 2 года назад +6

    I feel like Mike Myers played in better movies, like Wayne's World and Auston Powers, and he did a better job in those films than in the Love Guru

  • @munkyzzb7504
    @munkyzzb7504 4 года назад +47

    This movie could've been good if they genuinely tried to take down conartist Gurus like Deepak.

    • @AnikMonette
      @AnikMonette Год назад

      Problem is that Myers was friend with Deepak(or so I've heard).

  • @tereziamarkova2822
    @tereziamarkova2822 4 года назад +21

    Seeing John Oliver in this was physically painful. I guess he was young and needed the money or exposure, but still.

    • @HBarnill
      @HBarnill 4 года назад +5

      Colbert and Bee were in this, too. I guess Mandvi can rest easy to know Last Airbender wasn’t the worst film to have a Daily Show star in it.

    • @tereziamarkova2822
      @tereziamarkova2822 4 года назад +1

      @@HBarnill I don't get it. What star of Daily Show was in Avatar: The Last Airbender?

    • @HBarnill
      @HBarnill 4 года назад

      jbiehlable I saw that during my Netflix Christmas binge. Should’ve started with Klaus first.

    • @HBarnill
      @HBarnill 4 года назад

      Terézia Marková Assif Mandvi

    • @tereziamarkova2822
      @tereziamarkova2822 4 года назад +1

      @@HBarnill Ah, thanks. I only started watching The Daily Show during the Trevor Noah era, I know nothing about who was there before, aside from John Oliver.

  • @astroboy1322
    @astroboy1322 4 года назад +36

    Matthew Buck is declared the greatest critic ever known...👏👏👏

    • @voodoochile333
      @voodoochile333 4 года назад +3

      ASTRO BOY boooo

    • @andysee6996
      @andysee6996 3 года назад

      Astro Boy huh? You must've lost your innocence a long time ago.

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 9 месяцев назад +2

    Check on some research, he wanted pika to apper on austin powers but was scraped, so he decided to have his charecter to appear on comedy clubs in 2005 title "his excellent and hollyness guru pika"
    And he debut in the season 7 finale of American idol

  • @shadowleon659
    @shadowleon659 4 года назад +26

    I love Mike Myers I think he's a funny guy, but to see his talents and charisma wasted in this godawful film just pains me to see his career stink.

    • @shadowleon659
      @shadowleon659 4 года назад +3

      @jbiehlable I'm aware of that and I wonder why he agreed to do this crap.

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 4 года назад +2

      @jbiehlable it's sad when an idle drags his career through the mud.

    • @locuas5601
      @locuas5601 4 года назад +5

      @@shadowleon659 from my understanding, Myke Myers was also the writer and producer. so it's a case of the crap being his own creation.

    • @shadowleon659
      @shadowleon659 4 года назад +1

      @@locuas5601 I'm aware that he was the producer.

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 4 года назад +1

      @@shadowleon659 And I thought it was bad when Robert De Niro produced Rocky and Bullwinkle and Little Fockers.

  • @ThatTransMuffinOfficial
    @ThatTransMuffinOfficial Год назад +2

    It's been 15 years since this movie came out and the Maple Leafs have yet to win another Stanley Cup. 🤔

  • @jamesatkinsonja
    @jamesatkinsonja 4 года назад +13

    11:24 Val Kilmer is uncredited for this cameo. Hence this film was so bad he took his name off it. Think about that for a second...

    • @HBarnill
      @HBarnill 4 года назад +7

      Like Alec Baldwin in Pluto Nash.

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 4 года назад +6

      I bet he wishes he was in a Batman costume so he can beat the crap out of Myers.

  • @jamesatkinsonja
    @jamesatkinsonja 4 года назад +27

    The Austin Power's sequels contain a lot of regurgitated gag's which suggests Myer's isn't really that creative-the Guru characters was also supposed to be in Austin Power's 2 I believe.

  • @mattc2306
    @mattc2306 4 года назад +33

    My reactions when I first heard about this movie:
    "Oh no..."
    And then I quickly walked away and forgot about it, and never looked back.

    • @voodoochile333
      @voodoochile333 4 года назад +1

      Matthew Cool You actually posted that?

    • @mattc2306
      @mattc2306 4 года назад +2

      No, those were my thoughts in my head when I first saw one of the posters.
      And after seeing the BMB review (on an unofficial channel before it got deleted), I think I was right in my assumptions.

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 4 года назад +1

      @@mattc2306 ugh... Some people think Cat in the hat was his low point? They may want to think again.

  • @TheBattlesword
    @TheBattlesword 4 года назад +13

    What is it with every quirky new age character in media having to be friends with Deepak Chopra anyway? Why can’t we have ultra-rational science based characters be friends with Hehmant Mehta assuming anyone knows who that is?

  • @samkresil6011
    @samkresil6011 4 года назад +9

    Despite Myers as Pitka constantly making terrible jokes, even when he is with Jessica Alba's character,Jessica constantly still acts like she is attracted to him and smiles and acts like the innuendos don't bother her one bit. But even Alba herself is aware of how many duds she has appeared in. 21:32 But at least, I definantly see your point with this bit.

  • @DavidVines1991
    @DavidVines1991 4 года назад +6

    I despise this movie. This movie actually physically hurts to watch. I want every copy of this movie to burn.

  • @JohnReviews
    @JohnReviews 4 года назад +5

    “I had a hat like that once. THEN MY MOM GOT A JOB.”

  • @ECL28E
    @ECL28E 4 года назад +3

    "Heh, they don't make comedy movies like this, no more"
    Yeah, no fucking shit

  • @Fanden2
    @Fanden2 4 года назад +5

    "Laugh dammit!"
    Mike Myers

  • @samkresil6011
    @samkresil6011 4 года назад +5

    1:31 I almost didn't think Myers was anywhere knew THAT extreme when it came to being difficult to work with. While that is relevant, it was mainly because some of the time, he kept getting paid to make films for big studios who wanted to use Myer's pension for excesive humor to their attention (like with Cat in the Hat and this film) and wanted to keep him typecast as a foul-mouthed man-child with a British accent. Despite his reputation, he never wanted to do The Cat in the Hat because of the changes to the script and was FORCED to star in it. So yeah, sometimes its him, sometimes its the studios. You just can't tell who's doing what with their work. That's life, I guess.

  • @MrCaerbannog
    @MrCaerbannog Год назад +5

    IMHO, Myers' big mistake was not realising how much comedy had changed by the time this was released. Had it been released towards the start of the 2000s rather than the end it would still have been a bad movie, but one that would have at least been fairly typical for the time period. By 2008, however, Judd Apatow and his buddies had come along and rewritten the rule book on how big-screen comedy should be done, meaning that this didn't just come across as a bad movie, but a horribly, embarrassingly outdated one as well.

  • @Jessi2222
    @Jessi2222 4 года назад +10

    I really like the added 'Note from the Future' about Troyer. The least they could have done for him after how he's treated in the movie.

  • @redvelvetunderground
    @redvelvetunderground 2 года назад +7

    the funniest thing about the love guru has to be the fact everyone on set most definitely had to call ben kingsley "sir" during the entire production lmao

  • @BobbyDrake2000
    @BobbyDrake2000 3 года назад +2

    Fun fact: The kid that Mike Meyers has nightmarishly CGI'd his head onto is one of the 'Beat Kidz!" from Wonder Showzen. Specifically the kid they dressed up as Hitler and sent out onto the street for interviews.

  • @Lazy_eye_blobFish
    @Lazy_eye_blobFish 4 года назад +12

    Hi Film Brain I hope that you are staying safe and are happy during this quarantine, God bless you for all you do and keep up the great work.🤎

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 4 года назад

      @jbiehlable
      It was a typo he meant to type God
      By the way I hope your all ok. May God protect you all

  • @cartoonkelly7924
    @cartoonkelly7924 4 года назад +10

    Oh God John Oliver, not you too! This film seems like a hot pile of garbage. I am glad that I finally got to see your review though. The things they tried to pass off as jokes... yikes.

  • @LTJfan
    @LTJfan 4 года назад +16

    Damn...and I thought Cat in the Hat was worse....

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 4 года назад +9

      At least Cat in the Hat tried to be funny. This just felt cringey and embarrassing. Like any attempt at humor was being held hostage.

    • @LTJfan
      @LTJfan 4 года назад +3

      @@scottylewis8124 true that, another thing...I heard he hated playing the character, just like Jim Carrey, who hated playing the Grinch.

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 4 года назад

      @@LTJfan ouch.

    • @LTJfan
      @LTJfan 4 года назад +1

      @@scottylewis8124 Right?

    • @samkresil6011
      @samkresil6011 3 года назад +1

      You can thank the studio for that which led to Dr. Seuss's wife banning anymore live-action films based on his work.

  • @vyse-1665
    @vyse-1665 4 года назад +6

    The chasity belt joke might be inconsistent probably because the flashback scenes were shot later I don't know

    • @gamestation2690
      @gamestation2690 4 года назад

      Also, I thought chastity belts were only for women.

  • @samkresil6011
    @samkresil6011 4 года назад +3

    15:17 Because that's another thing Mike Myers usually does in his films but then the studios take it too seriously. Take Cat in the Hat for example.

  • @francescagonzalezramos9442
    @francescagonzalezramos9442 4 года назад +4

    The best Mike Myers movies are Wayne's World, Austin Powers Series and even Shrek 1 & 2.

  • @HBarnill
    @HBarnill 4 года назад +25

    One of your best. Honestly, after this, Mike Myers doesn’t deserve a comeback. His asshole nature and his declining work doesn’t prove anything other than he’s lost it. Say what you will about Eddie Murphy or Adam Sandler but as they proved last year, they can hit big. I doubt Myers can, and maybe it’s for the best.

    • @ericdraven_9481
      @ericdraven_9481 4 года назад +8

      I agree. But I think you saying he doesn’t deserve a comeback is a little mean-spirited. I don’t wish death on a certain actor’s career. Maybe with Steven Seagal I would do that. But somebody like Mike Myers I feel could have a second wind as a comedian/actor. Yes I’ve heard he’s an asshole to work with but 2 things: 1.) Other than people like Keanu Reeves, Hugh Jackman, and Tom Hanks, literally 70% of the celebrities in Hollywood are fucking assholes. 2.) Just from when he was promoting Bohemian Rhaspody a couple of years ago, he’s seemed to mellow out as he’s gotten older. So imo, he definitely could have a comeback if he had the creative guile to do it.

    • @CreditR01
      @CreditR01 4 года назад +9

      @@ericdraven_9481 Honestly I'm with Lorter. After he made this racist piece of shit, if I were a major studio, I would never let him near a film set again. At least never let him write any of the material again, jesus.

    • @ericdraven_9481
      @ericdraven_9481 3 года назад

      @@CreditR01 Yeah I’d still like to see him doing movies just as long as he ain’t writing his own shit and is only doing supporting roles like in Bohemian Rhapsody.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 3 года назад +1

      @@CreditR01 I don't think he is racist. I think he wanted to make a bad-taste comedy. And those are incredibly hard to pull off.

    • @theitfactorjameswheezer2852
      @theitfactorjameswheezer2852 2 года назад

      All your comments are garbage

  • @tamirshimshoni8185
    @tamirshimshoni8185 4 года назад +11

    By far the most unrealistic part of this movie is having the Leafs being anywhere close to winning the Stanley cup. Especially since their entire strategy apparently relies on this one player, which makes absolutely no sense.

  • @munkyzzb7504
    @munkyzzb7504 4 года назад +13

    I've watched several reviews of this tearing it apart and this bmbd several times. It never gets old though because this movie is horrible!

  • @SeanChukwuezi
    @SeanChukwuezi 6 месяцев назад +1

    Verne troyer litterley carried every mike myers movie that he was in and this is how he repays him 😅

  • @jediknightgeo
    @jediknightgeo 4 года назад +7

    This movie was so bad. So very, very bad. Not a single laugh to be had.

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 2 года назад

      The whole theater was in shock. It was so quiet. Did everyone die?

  • @EHH246
    @EHH246 4 года назад +9

    5:22 Is that suppose to be a joke? I can easily see black people playing street hockey!

  • @davidjames579
    @davidjames579 4 года назад +6

    Perfect assessment Matthew, but one thing: Myers did do films between Goldmember and this: View From The Top and the aforementioned Cat In The Hat.

  • @dvass7253
    @dvass7253 4 года назад +5

    18:55 - Freddie Mercury is rolling in his grave.

    • @Dim4323
      @Dim4323 4 года назад +1

      How the mighty fallen.
      Myer was like " Noooo wayne worlds"

  • @racheln.spaterost2709
    @racheln.spaterost2709 Год назад +2

    If I had a nickel for every ice skating comedy that featured Romany Malco, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right? (Except, of course, Blades of Glory is actually funny)

  • @zeekthegeek4538
    @zeekthegeek4538 3 года назад +2

    This is the most underrated channel on youtube!

  • @heymistercarter.
    @heymistercarter. 4 года назад +9

    Fun fact: I actually saw Celine Dion live during her last tour earlier this year. It was one of the last concerts I saw before the virus really blew up and everyone went on quarantine. Anyway, I’m in the 300 level of the arena, in a section pretty close to the stage. I saw her at right around the same distance from her as the shot in the movie. A thought that raced in my mind throughout the show was: Well, at least I know the woman I’m seeing right now is Celine, I like what Mike Myers tried to make people believe was her in Love Guru!

    • @gamestation2690
      @gamestation2690 3 года назад

      Apparently, the person actually playing her was a Celine Dion impersonator named Laura Landauer, as seen in the viral sketch video, "The Celine Dion Workout."

  • @slenders1ckn3ss
    @slenders1ckn3ss 4 года назад +6

    "Pressure makes diamonds" "It also makes rubble" is at least one quote from this racist embarrassment that i still remember to this day. And I guess I'm a sucker for characters with abusive parents. I still don't get the "I used to wear a hat like that, and then my mom got a job" joke.

  • @samkresil6011
    @samkresil6011 4 года назад +4

    3:55 - 3:58 I just looked on IMDB to see if Morgan Freeman was really credited in this film but turned out I got duped when Mike Myers was impersonatiing him when speaking into a voice-over recorder. Goddamn it, Universal studios! Why do you do this to us? You just LOVE Mike Myers, don't you? DON'T YOU?!

  • @trevingrayek8292
    @trevingrayek8292 4 года назад +13

    This movie is currently on Netflix. Staying away from that stink pile for sure.

  • @craiggillespie6695
    @craiggillespie6695 4 года назад +3

    Despite it all, the most unbelievable thing in this entire movie has to be the Leafs winning the Stanley Cup.

  • @Pinka13
    @Pinka13 2 года назад +1

    11:32 Mariska Hargitay is Hungarian btw...

    • @LaineMann
      @LaineMann 2 года назад

      Yeah. Gotta admit even thought I’ve someone defended this movie even I don’t think that makes sense

  • @samkresil6011
    @samkresil6011 4 года назад +2

    4:44 Yeah, I clearly don't even know how that got into the script but maybe the screenwriter and Myers himself didn't even realize what it could mean for the film itself before they carried on and wrote MORE crap in. You could say he ad-libbed that line since he DID know how the film will turn out like he did with The Cat in the Cat and he's hated THAT film since. But I can see where you're coming from either way.

  • @Argumemnon
    @Argumemnon 4 года назад +5

    Gods, Derek Chopra? Hearing that name as part of anything is never a good sign.

  • @scottylewis8124
    @scottylewis8124 4 года назад +4

    I voted this as my worst movie of 2008.

  • @samkresil6011
    @samkresil6011 4 года назад +2

    19:51 Yeah that probably makes sense that he should narrate but with Universal continuing to add Mike Myers making fun of movie narration and having him literally speaking into a different voice in a voice recorder, they would just prefer to take it that literally, anyway.

  • @frankthespank
    @frankthespank 4 года назад +2

    Script for Sprockets was “sub standard” but Austin Powers part III, Wayne’s World part II and The Love Guru was “standard”?!

  • @KaoticReach1999
    @KaoticReach1999 3 года назад +3

    I literally just have bad movie beat down videos downloaded for my YT Premium 😹
    Such an enjoyable content creator that is sorely missed

    • @FilmBrain
      @FilmBrain  3 года назад +2

      Missed? I still make videos.

    • @KaoticReach1999
      @KaoticReach1999 3 года назад +3

      @@FilmBrain I love Projector! I just wish RUclips didn't kneecap creators for reviews so we could have more bad movie beatdowns along with it :(

  • @Zombiekilleryamato
    @Zombiekilleryamato 4 года назад +3

    I don’t think this movie should have won worst picture not because its good but because I believe the joint nominated disaster movie and meet the spartans should have won

  • @bromodragone8405
    @bromodragone8405 4 года назад +5

    John Oliver... Ben Kingsley... why are you in this?

  • @KremBotop
    @KremBotop 4 года назад +6

    God there’s finally a long, in depth review of this mess. More RUclips reviewers have to cover this one

  • @DreFromMaine8472
    @DreFromMaine8472 2 года назад +2

    I have only one thing to say about this movie: *BURP* *FART* *Shoots booger out of nostril into trashcan* *DING* Yep!

  • @sandyn3384
    @sandyn3384 2 года назад +2

    Unfunny and cringe. Ridiculous, really. He's overestimating himself in this movie.

  • @jamesatkinsonja
    @jamesatkinsonja 4 года назад +3

    3:37 I remember that he randomly appeared in the Margot Robbie vanity project 'Terminal' which was mentioned in the 2018 review.

    • @HBarnill
      @HBarnill 4 года назад +4

      Terminal was not a vanity project. Birds of Prey, on the other hand...

  • @samuelbarber6177
    @samuelbarber6177 2 года назад +2

    John Oliver must keep losing bets or getting Blackmailed or something because he keeps winding up in trash movies. Come on man, you’re funny, stop showing up in these things and get back to depressing Americans with sad facts about their country.

  • @devinharbert6071
    @devinharbert6071 4 года назад +8

    Review The Last AirBender

    • @voodoochile333
      @voodoochile333 4 года назад +2

      Devin Harbert no

    • @thecinematicmind
      @thecinematicmind 4 года назад +2

      Devin Harbert He doesn’t need to suffer with that monstrosity.

    • @devinharbert6071
      @devinharbert6071 4 года назад +1

      The Cinematic Mind Well, Atleast It Isn’t Battlefield Earth.

    • @devinharbert6071
      @devinharbert6071 4 года назад

      The Cinematic Mind U Know One Of The Films I Hate The Most That He Reviewed was The Ugly Truth, Gerard Butler Must Really Like In Crappy Films

    • @devinharbert6071
      @devinharbert6071 4 года назад

      voodoochile333 What About Lady In The Water or After Earth

  • @ozricaurora6943
    @ozricaurora6943 4 года назад +2

    Let's be honest, was Mike Myers ever really that funny?

  • @e-spaceproductions
    @e-spaceproductions Год назад

    17:44 My absolute favorite moment of this review is the juxtaposition of Myer's ecstatic (annoying, even) declaration and Mathew's loathing parody of it immediately after. So so funny for such a simple joke 😂

  • @pokelegos
    @pokelegos 4 года назад +2

    What the fuck JOHN OLIVER was in this movie? Man what a trip. Also hilarious how his status has blown up so much bigger in the latter half of the decade this film came out in.

  • @SJ_RANKS
    @SJ_RANKS 9 месяцев назад +1

    As an NHL hockey fan I feel ashamed they said yes to this 😒

  • @Thatdumbgremlin
    @Thatdumbgremlin 4 года назад +4

    This movie is stunningly racist.

  • @jeffopenings463
    @jeffopenings463 4 года назад +2

    My reaction while watching "Cats" 9:02

  • @andysee6996
    @andysee6996 3 года назад +2

    I counted eleven confirmed dick jokes in just that review and I must emphasize the "confirmed" part. I thought the stinkmop scene and the elephant sex scene were too indirect to count. Guru Suchabigknobba also doesn't count because his one scene with dialogue was cut from the final movie.

  • @undertaker9991
    @undertaker9991 4 года назад +3

    This movie has no focus.

  • @scottylewis8124
    @scottylewis8124 4 года назад +1

    I heard a high pitched Wilhelm scream.

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 3 года назад +2

    Oh boy, a classic one! Man I am glad for reviewers like you, that I don't have to watch this crap. Hard to believe this guy did Austin Powers, which was really funny.

  • @JaredGriffiths2000
    @JaredGriffiths2000 3 года назад +2

    15:10 Mike Myers did the exact same thing in The Cat in the Hat.

  • @kujo5998
    @kujo5998 2 года назад +1

    The only thing worse than every clip from the movie, is EVERY time this guy turns the camera on himself and makes us suffer through the hideous horror that is his voice / gestures…
    And really, its not just when he turns the camera on himself, its actually every single grating, hysterical, brain-hemorrhage-inducing word he speaks. The audio of this youtube video, from start to 9 mins in, (the longest i could stand to hear it) is EASILY the worst ear torture i’ve EVER suffered through. It is going to take a full nights sleep, and most of the following day for me to recover from having been tortured by this video’s audio track..
    Holy crap

    • @FilmBrain
      @FilmBrain  2 года назад +3

      This was an era where I was not as good at audio editing or recording as I am now (this was 9 years ago, and was using the on-board mic, which made by voice sound harsh). Maybe assess me on a more recent video.

  • @TheSkully343
    @TheSkully343 4 года назад +6

    Man that sheer level of arrogance and smug sense of 'self awareness' always pissed me off about Myers' comedy. Especially when he lingers on a particular joke that isn't actually that funny.
    I never found Wayne's World or the Austin Powers movies to be particularly that funny to begin with, but like with Adam Sandler's early work Mike's earlier stuff at least had a somewhat decent script and talent behind them whereas the Love Guru takes all the negative traits seen in his older work and magnifies them tenfold.

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 4 года назад +3

      Shrek the third and Shrek forever after suffered from the same issue according to most reviews I read.

    • @Volvagia1927
      @Volvagia1927 3 года назад

      I love that Myers was so unambitious that he didn't even try to make a serious biography about something hockey related. Something tells me he might not have had to go away from live-action movies for a decade if he just decided to do a Punch Imlach biopic. Y'know, the typical way actors make vanity projects?

    • @theitfactorjameswheezer2852
      @theitfactorjameswheezer2852 2 года назад

      Dumb comment

  • @ExplorerDS6789
    @ExplorerDS6789 4 года назад +2

    Man, this movie is worse than I thought. I used to say that out of all the movies Film Brain has reviewed (on Bad Movie Beatdown), I had always said Good Luck Chuck was the worst... until it was dethroned by The Cavern. But The Love Guru is definitely #3 in the worst movies on BMB. Speaking of which, Mat, are reuploads of Good Luck Chuck and The Cavern on the horizon?

  • @MrDruism
    @MrDruism 4 года назад +2

    I’m so happy I didn’t see this movie. I’m a fan of mike but this looks horrible! It was hard watching this review because it was soo bad!

  • @samkresil6011
    @samkresil6011 4 года назад +1

    21:52 I see your point but he'll still beg to differ.

  • @noahvance6160
    @noahvance6160 2 года назад +1

    Wow. I think ten-year-old me had a less juvenile sense of humor than this film.

  • @sweesbees
    @sweesbees 3 года назад +1

    ‘the only things he thinks about are himself and sex’ so it’s basically austin powers 2.0. i mean austin powers makes sense because it’s a parody of both james bond and the free love movements of the 60s. making a horny guru on the other hand? like it could work if the aim was to subvert expectations or show how his lecherous behaviour makes him a failure among other gurus, but i don’t really see that here. it just could’ve been so much funnier i guess.

  • @Micosanmiguel
    @Micosanmiguel 3 месяца назад

    15:53 i don't know what third eye ball effect is worse this movie or multiverse of madness

  • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
    @TommyDeonauthsArchives 4 года назад +3

    I was actually pretty excited for this movie back in 2008... and I remember watching it in 2009 when we had Bell Cable... and I remember liking this turd... apparently. I feel so guilty after hearing that it was bad.

    • @stylishboy004
      @stylishboy004 2 года назад

      u should not feel guilty. I love it too!

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 3 года назад +1

    I do wonder if he got any relation to another Mike Myers... though that guy calls himself Michael, and wears a Shatner mask. :P
    Huh, never knew he was on Wayne's World. I still have not seen that movie or show. And I always forget he voiced Shrek.

  • @nflmastermind3770
    @nflmastermind3770 4 года назад

    On the penalty shot, I believe the clock stops. It’s like a free throw in basketball, the clock doesn’t run

  • @scottylewis8124
    @scottylewis8124 4 года назад +2

    Are the Kings and leaves the only hockey teams in this world? You could have had more hockey teams!

  • @samkresil6011
    @samkresil6011 3 года назад

    18:05 Me: Sorry, Pitka. Not even close. :(
    Pitka: "WHAT?! I want my Oscar! Where's my Oscar?!"
    Me: That's more like it.

  • @godisdead
    @godisdead 4 года назад +2

    RIP Verne Troyer.

  • @alienboy1322
    @alienboy1322 4 года назад +4

    Mike Myers. What the hell happened?

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 4 года назад +4

      He hit a low point. And has never been able to recover.

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 3 года назад

      @jbiehlable u hear me Go? U win!

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 3 года назад

      @jbiehlable a screening of the live action adaptation.

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 3 года назад

      @jbiehlable I'm just kidding

  • @jeff901
    @jeff901 2 года назад +3

    Cant watch tbis anymore. Those faces are annoying AF