I swear to god ludwig they make fucking DUFFLE BAGS. They are right there ! They have existed for generations and they solve all the fucking problems he has with other bag types. They are the sizes you say you need. They are made of the exact material you described in the episode as what you require. They conform to the shapes you mention. AND YOU CAN FUCKING CARRY 20 lbs of dog food in it too. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I AM GOING TO BLOW MY SHIT OFF SMOOTH FUCK.
I think Ludwig’s entire segment about the magic santa nylon carbon bag or whatever the fuck, is literally just him baiting another yard fan who’s into science or engineering to send him something.
4:00 as a native chinese speaker. ludwig was literally just making noises if we had to translate it by pronunciation, he would be saying: "Mister bean bean bean tofu Come cook bean bean bean tofu I dont know bean bean bean tofu" dont know why the fuck i replayed that 10 times to translate it but im a yard listener which gives me rights to be insane
Native Chinese speaker here 「會燉我的燉凍豆腐， 來燉我的燉凍豆腐。 不會燉我的燉凍豆腐， 就別燉我的燉凍豆腐。」 translated "(If) you can cook my stewed tofu, come cook my stewed tofu. (If) you can't cook my stewed tofu, don't cook my stewed tofu" it's like a tongue twister, good pronunciation imo
I’ve been in an area with no wifi and poor service so I couldn’t download the audio podcast yesterday but I did have enough reception to access the auto-transcription so I just read that and imagined they were saying it all. I kind of had to guess who was saying what (although it was pretty obvious most of the time), but I’ve just listened to the yard enough to guess how they’d say certain things so I heard them all crystal clear in my head. I even read the ad reads in the ironic voice they do. I was kind of surprised by how close it was to the experience of listening to it. edit: listening now i was wildly wrong about who said certain things but it worked really well in my head
I’ve been to the Jalapeño Inferno at Parkwest in Glendale Arizona. The food was good, they have really good chips and salsa. Their margaritas were also very good.
slime i want to thank you for keeping up with the frame mogging, i saw your tweets and hoped you started talking about it on the pod and i very much enjoyed it lmao
hey can you guys do an episode where every once in a while, you guys all look at the camera like the viewer is joining in on the conversation? maybe chuckle or react every once in a while? give us a chance to yardplay
was just flickergooning to the clip of Clav getting framemogged by an ASU frat leader now I’m jestermaxxing because it’s the new meta with keeping it calm and cool, making sure my cortisol levels don’t spike from any foid or moid
God is omniscient and omnipresent. Those words were present since the dawn of time. We are simply rediscovering The Lord’s words for the first time. Amen 🙏
Nick it’s ASU, u can get a full ride for counting to 14
Ah! So THAT'S why ASU showed up so often in the Epstein files.
@Arunatic we had one professor that was good buddies with jepstein
Ah so thats why Yingling's tuition was so expensive
@SafeHawke This is my favorite yingling joke ever, +2000
Oh damn, they made the test harder.
Ludwig slowly becoming the “name 5 sublime songs” guy
Performative Bagmaxxer gets mogged by kirkland larper
Slime would be pissed if he could understand this
At this point I can't even tell if you mean Kirkland like the brand Kirkland Signature, or if it's just a Charlie Kirk joke
I swear to god ludwig they make fucking DUFFLE BAGS. They are right there ! They have existed for generations and they solve all the fucking problems he has with other bag types.
They are the sizes you say you need.
They are made of the exact material you described in the episode as what you require.
They conform to the shapes you mention.
AND YOU CAN FUCKING CARRY 20 lbs of dog food in it too.
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I AM GOING TO BLOW MY SHIT OFF SMOOTH FUCK.
he don’t got internet
@slimewirebut do he got dihnernet?
Fuck with the minecraft stream btw.
Comments like these is what I live for
@slimewirefire sloid maxer right here
@invertedengineer3635i would very much like to walk into the lake
I'm Aiden this episode losing my mind at everything coming out of Ludwigs mouth lmao
"Mogging, Maxing, and More" sounds like one of those edutainment VHS tapes you'd watch as a kid in the late 90s/early 2000s
:)
now it's one of those edutainment youtube videos the kids watch
And theres a kid somewhere watching this getting the same experience
wowza unc alert
i’m too youthmaxxed to understand
23:54 "your getting offended cause you're personally obtuse and an idiot" Ludwig projecting
The uncut moids' cortisol levels seemed kinda spiked this ep ngl
They were cortimaxxing fr
straight up jestermaxxing
Slime in a suit and sunglasses saying “I don’t look like pit bull” is insane thought maneuvering
if a larping stacy tries to jesterfy you at all, even mid-mog, you are essentially cortisolmaxxing to ANY foid. dry bagel and flat coke zero.
fr fr
if you look up larping stacy, the ai overview links to slime cuz he also used this as a stream title
I think Ludwig’s entire segment about the magic santa nylon carbon bag or whatever the fuck, is literally just him baiting another yard fan who’s into science or engineering to send him something.
Was that the $10,000 donut 0:30
Nah, Aimen wasn't having it for that donut and we know he'd do the $10,000 donut for free
@peachesaupear8455nick said he’d do it for free 😔😔😔
Something about Nick just quietly slipping in "Newsmaxxing" made me crack up so hard. Nobody reacted but I really appreciated that
Aiden - It comes out every day
Slime - WHAT?!?!?
Peak comedy there.
I learned so many new words during this episode
Pop quiz, name them all.
@jsl6155 obtuse
guy with the vine footprint he has : "i haven't been quirk chungus my whole life"
i cannot describe how actually locked in you guys are for the triple head movement acceptance gesture at ludwigs statement its actually art 1:27
"i'm just being me" is frankly the most quirk chungus thing you can say
preparing myself for a 45 min impression session whenever they mention will neff or jack black
or travis kelce
I hate how easily I fall for luds trashbag ragebait
just wanted to say your picture is lwk mogging
Might be the best ad read so far boys congrats
Luddy coping with Drake Maye's garbage time stats 😭✌️
MVP Runner Up putting up 0 pts in the first half 😭
Wish the boys knew more about sports because that was the most cope ever haha just total garbage time statistic pull
32:59 33:38 33:46
4:00 as a native chinese speaker. ludwig was literally just making noises
if we had to translate it by pronunciation, he would be saying:
"Mister bean bean bean tofu
Come cook bean bean bean tofu
I dont know bean bean bean tofu"
dont know why the fuck i replayed that 10 times to translate it but im a yard listener which gives me rights to be insane
thank you so much
Is it a song ??
Native Chinese speaker here
「會燉我的燉凍豆腐，
來燉我的燉凍豆腐。
不會燉我的燉凍豆腐，
就別燉我的燉凍豆腐。」
translated
"(If) you can cook my stewed tofu,
come cook my stewed tofu.
(If) you can't cook my stewed tofu,
don't cook my stewed tofu"
it's like a tongue twister, good pronunciation imo
Oh boy is Tip to Tip gonna be interesting…..
Thank you for your service
Performative Quirk Chungus, yeah that's Ludwig alright
I don't think I've ever had a situation where I can't fit everything I need into a back pack for like a weekend trip
Slime walking around with a briefcase like dr mundo throwing his briefcase at kelby is fucking awesome
slime is in his hot girl era
40:05 how did they not think to say "jean jacked-it"
Nick did but considered Jacked too old a term
jean jacked rousseau
53:46 I thought slime was ab to rip " your moms box makes me go yoohoo"
I firmly believe The Yard should just do EVERY commercial we have.
I’ve been in an area with no wifi and poor service so I couldn’t download the audio podcast yesterday but I did have enough reception to access the auto-transcription so I just read that and imagined they were saying it all.
I kind of had to guess who was saying what (although it was pretty obvious most of the time), but I’ve just listened to the yard enough to guess how they’d say certain things so I heard them all crystal clear in my head. I even read the ad reads in the ironic voice they do.
I was kind of surprised by how close it was to the experience of listening to it.
edit: listening now i was wildly wrong about who said certain things but it worked really well in my head
there's treatment for what you have bro
Eat selenium
Bro hear me out. People used to read things and create the entire story In their head. Crazy right
20:46 he aint acute 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶❄
Completely incomprehensible first 45 minutes thanks guys
i think this is nick’s all star episode, hes so composed just shooting out one liners
Coming to this 24 hours later and it's validating to read all of these comments. Big Lud is on a wild one this episode.
Wow the clip at the beginning really clears up who was grinding on who at the wedding.
Ludwig with the strong “I’m taking my ball and going home” energy this ep
Top 5 AD read
35:21 The sad betrayal behind his voice had me rolling😂
51:37 call him all for one the way he be quirkmaxing
no urgency on having the video chapters but u really get an idea of how great they are on the show when they aren't available
Im feral rn
they are finnicky sometimes will fix
Ludwig fighting on all sides this ep
What if everyone had the same famous cousin
the hungryroot ad was diabolical
i went to the comments to see if i was the only one that thought that was deranged and unhinged for an ad
I’ve been to the Jalapeño Inferno at Parkwest in Glendale Arizona. The food was good, they have really good chips and salsa. Their margaritas were also very good.
My vocabulary expanded watching this
Epic refresh pull cage
One of the best ad reads 😭
the dookiemaxxing during that #hungryroot ad read was INSANE
I literally have the same exact conspiracy that Nick has about BurntPeanut
My cortisol levels were spiked this whole episode
Nah this rotten trash buffet story is so funny wtf 😭 the same guy is crazy
I almost skipped the ad read till Nick said ops (short for options) 😂
watching aiden go insane more and more while the other guys were talking about trashmaxxing brought me so much joy
Slime's Jack Black impression gives me so much joy. It's like christmas every thursday
Blessed for my 3 hour ride home.
What an amazing time to refresh
Love seeing Aiden visibly cortisol spike, allows the others to comfortably jestermax and gain temporary PSL.
them crooked vultures mentioned
Its very funny when you know peanut has one of dr disrespects main former employees working for him
When slime talked about scraping resin it really spoke to me
The finial ep has to be with zipper 😂😂
This was a great episode lmao
The nostalgia invoked by them talking about throwing Chaos against the wall 😌😂
Took my first flight as an adult last year. Started with a drawstring bag. Went to a convention and return flight had a full trashbag.
For the record stealing something would probably use the verb ending “taxed” from the original Fanum tax.
ie. Jeantaxed
Back from the future, great episode
Aiden's tell all book is gonna go crazy in like 5 years lmfao
slime i want to thank you for keeping up with the frame mogging, i saw your tweets and hoped you started talking about it on the pod and i very much enjoyed it lmao
tough one
thanks for keeping me entertained on my lunch break fellas
Jack black voice is hands down one of my favorite yard bits
Slime on the Scene: Back to School would go crazy style
This episode was a challenge to listen to.
wonder when they'll get to episode 5k... ludwig
my proposal for the mythic drop santa bag is to have a sack woven like a hammock so it can stretch
Still thinking about the cold open 2 days later, Nick nailing the most perfect 2000s Jack Black takes me out every time
Weekly refresh pull
I've unironically been using a trash bag as my go-to luggage carrier for years, and it is genuinely the best choice
this episode is a fever dream and i love it
Holy shit I saw the ham pour over in the wild
Slime wit da QUICK TSMC knowledge, my man knows chips
Aiden fryin some chicken in the toilet, DAMN
hey can you guys do an episode where every once in a while, you guys all look at the camera like the viewer is joining in on the conversation? maybe chuckle or react every once in a while? give us a chance to yardplay
finally I can start work
was just flickergooning to the clip of Clav getting framemogged by an ASU frat leader now I’m jestermaxxing because it’s the new meta with keeping it calm and cool, making sure my cortisol levels don’t spike from any foid or moid
ALL of these words are in the bible ❤️🩹
God is omniscient and omnipresent. Those words were present since the dawn of time. We are simply rediscovering The Lord’s words for the first time. Amen 🙏
@L2H2L2Aimen🙏
@L2H2L2 Aimen
Hanner reference
I swear to god they need to buy lud a 12 pack of mesh laundry bags to travel with. its like 30$ for the pack he can afford to use them disposable
54:21 Its been 6 weeks not 3 😢
Yard skit where Nick and Slime try to kidnap Coots for office in a “home alone” type style would go crazy
54:40 I'd do literally anything for Nick to get rid of my aphantasia
Archie was a sleeper MVP this episode
from san jose, ludwig is 1000% correct
Imagine a little kitty guy coming onto the set every now and then, mouse blood everywhere, fire.
Nick please cure my aphantasia
10:00 the idea about slime going to a frat was essentially what the fear pong OTV video was, and that video was a banger so yeah it'd be great
As an uk viewer, i havent seen the sun in over a week
A friend of mine that goes to ASU was actually there when bro go arrested, shit is crazy down in tempe
A Charles trippy reference of the year of our lord 2026?? That’s awesome
Didnt know that slime knew some wwe ball though its surface ball knowledge at best
Dope it’s yard day