David Lucas Getting COOKED On Roast Me Battlegrounds

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @finishyabreakfast21
    @finishyabreakfast21 6 месяцев назад +184

    "David's last Google search was Oreos health benefits" 😂😭

    • @WingoTribe704
      @WingoTribe704 3 месяца назад +1

      Read it when he said it lol

  • @immanuelod9865
    @immanuelod9865 6 месяцев назад +156

    DAVID LUCAS IS HERE!
    ALL THE FOOD DISAPPEARED!😭😭😭😭

    • @des8301
      @des8301 5 месяцев назад +6

      I randomly sing this throughout the day 😭

    • @immanuelod9865
      @immanuelod9865 2 месяца назад

      @@des8301to this day!

  • @ZandroWoodsoul
    @ZandroWoodsoul 6 месяцев назад +74

    "They said you fought a pigeon over a French fry in front of Popeyes chicken" 😂🍟

  • @bigbruh5.7x28
    @bigbruh5.7x28 6 месяцев назад +150

    You bank at Panda Express… crazy

  • @MaxJulien2701
    @MaxJulien2701 6 месяцев назад +113

    "They said you went to a restaurant, left, and came back. And left and kept coming back...He just come back to the restaurant 🤷🏾‍♂️ " 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @KByrd80
      @KByrd80 5 месяцев назад +1

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @TashaExplainsItAll
    @TashaExplainsItAll 6 месяцев назад +117

    “You look like you grow… seeds in your backyard… that you found throughout your journey…of… the… day” that joke was funny af 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @yarddawg6151
      @yarddawg6151 5 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @lennymoore2443
      @lennymoore2443 4 месяца назад +3

      Lmaoooo

    • @NicoYearwood
      @NicoYearwood 3 месяца назад +3

      Bro that took me out. 😂😂😂 And the cadence of his delivery made it even more special.

    • @Doing-it-
      @Doing-it- 2 месяца назад

      Said it so awkwardly perfect! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @R3altalkmyboi
    @R3altalkmyboi 6 месяцев назад +48

    “He got all The combinations to every vending machines” is wild 😂😂😂

  • @alabamablood2517
    @alabamablood2517 6 месяцев назад +77

    The white noise was underrated !!! Crackling of the stove 😂

  • @JJPHILLYLG
    @JJPHILLYLG 6 месяцев назад +96

    Taste buds by Dre was slept on 😂

    • @youngb97
      @youngb97 6 месяцев назад +3

      It took me this long to get it

    • @destined4gr8n3ss2
      @destined4gr8n3ss2 5 месяцев назад

      I didn’t peep thanks

    • @Rex-om6uw
      @Rex-om6uw 4 месяца назад +1

      Very slept on

  • @BiggestBoss88
    @BiggestBoss88 4 месяца назад +33

    All Def bullied Lucas to join the white boys with Tony 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SeeHang
      @SeeHang 2 месяца назад

      it’s edited. they didn’t want to be clowned on and wanted to one up him

    • @Adboss17
      @Adboss17 2 месяца назад

      Right ran him over there with them lightweight newbs lmaooo they just caught on to something that we was doing for a hundred years.. half of white police got that job from being roasted by black dudes in school..

    • @fredmanie2926
      @fredmanie2926 2 месяца назад +3

      Tapdancing for Republicans

  • @OfficialJustinM
    @OfficialJustinM 6 месяцев назад +89

    Throwing menus at a Black Lives Matter rally is underrated

  • @HailsLuxury
    @HailsLuxury 6 месяцев назад +36

    “Groundskeeper at Pepperidge Farm” almost ended my life!! Pat is a savage!!

  • @walter481
    @walter481 6 месяцев назад +63

    When boo say “they said” its about to be hilarious

  • @JHONNYR98
    @JHONNYR98 6 месяцев назад +193

    "Beans and cornbread had a fight, beans and cornbread out of sight". Then Boo had us all searching it up 😂

    • @deemoney2280
      @deemoney2280 6 месяцев назад +9

      That’s hilarious I just did that lol it’s a real song😂😂

    • @mannyrosario83
      @mannyrosario83 6 месяцев назад +7

      Knocked cornbread 😂

    • @wingsnohalo8360
      @wingsnohalo8360 6 месяцев назад +2

      Can't say us all my boy

    • @jayste9334
      @jayste9334 6 месяцев назад +9

      Yall so lost..my gma sings this song all the time. "Beans (knocked) cornbread outta sight"

    • @pbejim7480
      @pbejim7480 6 месяцев назад +1

      I read this comment, eating cornbread

  • @frozen8672
    @frozen8672 6 месяцев назад +38

    David “Boo got me!” Boo “nah 🥷 the diet got you!” 💀😂

  • @Doing-it-
    @Doing-it- 2 месяца назад +9

    “You the type to gargle with honey mustard”😂😂

  • @NjDevilArmy973
    @NjDevilArmy973 6 месяцев назад +52

    This why he went conservative 😂

    • @jayfabe620
      @jayfabe620 6 месяцев назад +11

      Uses the hard r at home

    • @warnpeace1992
      @warnpeace1992 6 месяцев назад +5

      Conservative life is better

    • @NjDevilArmy973
      @NjDevilArmy973 6 месяцев назад +11

      @warnpeace1992 yeah if you like crying about everything and taking ppls rights

    • @warnpeace1992
      @warnpeace1992 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@NjDevilArmy973 nah its if you like having more money in your pocket and paying less for gas, groceries and services.

    • @warnpeace1992
      @warnpeace1992 6 месяцев назад

      @@NjDevilArmy973 is that why everyone was trying to leave NY and CA during the pandemic when Biden was trying to force vax?

  • @supersuperkw
    @supersuperkw 6 месяцев назад +30

    "They said you ran outa wendys witta jacket" 😭 😭 😭 like boo's jokes be like half jokes but make me laugh the hardest

    • @UteroGaming
      @UteroGaming 3 месяца назад +2

      Lmfao thebguy boo makes shit that's kinda funny way funnier then it is just buy his delivery and facial expressions and commitment to a joke lmfao truly talented imo

  • @TexanTalk28
    @TexanTalk28 3 месяца назад +6

    “You shot 4 Keebler elves in a cookie robbery” solid af 😂

  • @charchar8432
    @charchar8432 6 месяцев назад +22

    David Lucas.. Body Full of MUCUS- Craig Smith😂😂💀

  • @willellis502
    @willellis502 5 месяцев назад +17

    Looking like you took a girl on a date and she ain’t eat nothing…is pure gold 😂

    • @Edward-qs8su
      @Edward-qs8su 4 месяца назад

      😂😂😂 one of my favourites!!

  • @GkMustafa93
    @GkMustafa93 6 месяцев назад +14

    “GRENADE!!!” Sends me every time 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ebonywhite1388
    @ebonywhite1388 6 месяцев назад +36

    When you go to sleep, you jump over the moon😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alc617
    @alc617 6 месяцев назад +18

    CP stare at food to heat it up 🤣

  • @GeneralPuff-em6yf
    @GeneralPuff-em6yf 6 месяцев назад +19

    Cp said he the first person to get Mountain Dew cancer 😂😂😂

  • @weirdLEXbutok
    @weirdLEXbutok 6 месяцев назад +22

    🎶DAVID LUCAS IS HERRRRREEEE🎶 will never not be funny

    • @Jason5818UI
      @Jason5818UI 3 месяца назад

      And said 🎶 all the food disappeeeeear 🎶 😆

  • @red-sn4jq
    @red-sn4jq 6 месяцев назад +18

    The combination to every vending machine is wild

  • @LVEMRE
    @LVEMRE 5 месяцев назад +8

    All that tap dancing David Lucas been doing, I'm surprised he hasn't lost any weight.

  • @anthonyhunterjr5844
    @anthonyhunterjr5844 6 месяцев назад +14

    He told cp his spirit animal is a seeing eye dog 😂😂😂 that’s crazy

  • @Seifu15
    @Seifu15 5 месяцев назад +9

    "You a heavy eater, your farts got weight to it" 😂

  • @ladarionjohnson9288
    @ladarionjohnson9288 6 месяцев назад +28

    Let me in I’m hungry let me Im im hungry 🙅🏼‍♂️ no David 🤣🤣

    • @youngb97
      @youngb97 6 месяцев назад +3

      No David broke me

  • @Itsjustzaaay
    @Itsjustzaaay 5 месяцев назад +6

    Bro I was eating cereal and when boo said the joke about the vending machine milk came out of my nose 🤣🤣

  • @Shatwb2
    @Shatwb2 6 месяцев назад +80

    This is making me happy because David Lucas is on kill Tony doing nothing but anti Black jokes for Joe Rogan

    • @tmoney3301
      @tmoney3301 6 месяцев назад +16

      Same thing I was thinking, bruh couldnt handle ts

    • @Cutiepie50021
      @Cutiepie50021 6 месяцев назад

      You mean Anti ghetto people who can’t take accountability and make black people look bad 😂

    • @muddywaters0819
      @muddywaters0819 6 месяцев назад

      Dancing for them white folks.

    • @TsuFox1
      @TsuFox1 5 месяцев назад

      Anti black jokes? He made a joke about G.F. that's like saying I'm anti White for making a joke about Donald Trump. Dumb af

    • @Joshwa-o6u
      @Joshwa-o6u 4 месяца назад +4

      He doing it on his own no one make him do that tf

  • @dpruitt1458
    @dpruitt1458 4 месяца назад +6

    And white ppl thINK David is the GOAT

  • @BaggzGoaty313
    @BaggzGoaty313 6 месяцев назад +8

    Throwing a Applebee's menu at a Harriet tubman rally should be banned in 43 states 😂

  • @eff_gee321
    @eff_gee321 4 месяца назад +2

    "Grenaaadee" is the simplest yet funniest joke in roeast me history

  • @nickmataele9011
    @nickmataele9011 4 месяца назад +4

    Man fat jokes are too easy but they’re always funny

  • @5bigjoe5
    @5bigjoe5 6 месяцев назад +9

    🎶the whopper beat the big mac🎶 🕺🏾😂😂

  • @gmajorbeatsent7210
    @gmajorbeatsent7210 5 месяцев назад +5

    Barney dressed up as David Lucas- underrated 😂

  • @jayson4919
    @jayson4919 3 месяца назад +2

    David can’t live in a HOA, every time he stands outside it’s a parking violation.

  • @0910RoMack
    @0910RoMack 6 месяцев назад +13

    Bro dude with the dreads is HILARIOUS 😭

    • @undergroundnba
      @undergroundnba 6 месяцев назад +6

      pat😂😂😂

    • @0910RoMack
      @0910RoMack 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@undergroundnba Bro I was drawing a blank like a MF 🤣🤣

    • @youngb97
      @youngb97 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@0910RoMacki was like cp?

  • @jgoforth9831
    @jgoforth9831 6 месяцев назад +5

    Man this was the bright spot during the pandemic getting a good laugh

  • @donovanjames6630
    @donovanjames6630 5 месяцев назад +4

    “You ran out of Wendy’s with a jacket” will forever be the funniest shit ever. If your high that shit is even funnier because it’s just random af but funny af

  • @ChosenWarriors
    @ChosenWarriors 5 месяцев назад +5

    He said David favorite part of the movie is wind a little snacks come on before the show😂

  • @kingmaverick632
    @kingmaverick632 6 месяцев назад +8

    How you get them jeans on?

  • @whatsthedeal7062
    @whatsthedeal7062 4 месяца назад +3

    Brent was killing him lol

  • @gregoryprice3899
    @gregoryprice3899 5 месяцев назад +3

    Boo Underrated man! They said he was a accomplice with the hamburglar 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrHeartofmusic
    @MrHeartofmusic 4 месяца назад +3

    They say everytime you stand up yo feet say AHHHH DANG 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mykeperkins7926
    @mykeperkins7926 6 месяцев назад +18

    “Stomach thighs Breast Headass” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Brandon7163
      @Brandon7163 6 месяцев назад +5

      That got me cracking up hearing that 🤣🤣

    • @benminkus78
      @benminkus78 6 месяцев назад +2

      Tahir had me weak 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JJPHILLYLG
    @JJPHILLYLG 6 месяцев назад +11

    Mainly bison😂😂😂😂

  • @deemoney2280
    @deemoney2280 6 месяцев назад +6

    Your nachos are waiting!!!😂😂😂

  • @quagmireswagga
    @quagmireswagga 6 месяцев назад +5

    "Taste buds by dre" is crazy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Frank2489
    @Frank2489 5 месяцев назад +4

    Boo got to go on kill Tony and show them how to properly roast David Lukas 😆

  • @soulbeatzmajor
    @soulbeatzmajor 2 месяца назад +1

    When he said big mama your arm I knew immediately what he was talking about 😂

  • @Youtubekert
    @Youtubekert 6 месяцев назад +5

    Dude in the red polo look like Ivy League 21 Savage 😂

  • @Piklobeats
    @Piklobeats 5 месяцев назад +5

    You bank at Panda Express is crazy

  • @smokingnjokingsportztv4594
    @smokingnjokingsportztv4594 2 месяца назад +1

    Host got the best laugh EVER😂😂😂

  • @DCWA11
    @DCWA11 2 месяца назад +2

    David Lucas arms look like the 5 pack of little Debbie chocolate donuts

  • @Ria-sd2ex
    @Ria-sd2ex 2 месяца назад +1

    "Your belly button echoes" was underrated af😂

  • @kolbieggleston6341
    @kolbieggleston6341 5 месяцев назад +5

    ‘U bank at Panda Express”

  • @iamroyalty772
    @iamroyalty772 6 месяцев назад +4

    Uhh alright alright
    Wild animals
    Mainly bison
    Are attracted to you 😂😂😂😂

    • @flassh3030
      @flassh3030 5 месяцев назад +1

      That took me out 😂😂😂

  • @LilRedd615
    @LilRedd615 6 месяцев назад +5

    Last year Barney dressed up as David Lucas

  • @kd_ss
    @kd_ss 2 месяца назад +1

    every vending machine combination, i’m erasing YT 😂

  • @mr.livelovelife3405
    @mr.livelovelife3405 3 месяца назад +1

    Cp eyes so big when he go to the movies he got to sit in the parking lot to see the movie

  • @smokingnjokingsportztv4594
    @smokingnjokingsportztv4594 2 месяца назад +1

    Bacon Georgia lmaooooo

  • @destined4gr8n3ss2
    @destined4gr8n3ss2 5 месяцев назад +3

    You go to the club and order insulin on the rocks 😭

  • @jeunniwee6901
    @jeunniwee6901 5 месяцев назад +5

    Proves that David Lucas is not as funny as he thinks he is 😂

  • @ellisjackson17
    @ellisjackson17 6 месяцев назад +4

    Boo said "you ran out of wendys with a jacket" 😐😐😐

  • @bex550
    @bex550 4 месяца назад +1

    Grounds keeper at Pepperidge Farms….😂😂

  • @quintayperry8684
    @quintayperry8684 6 месяцев назад +4

    throwin menus at a black lives matter rally is crazy😭😭😭😭😭

  • @xtina2189
    @xtina2189 2 месяца назад +1

    Nobody knows what "they" said better than Boo. 😂

  • @sherlockholmez8764
    @sherlockholmez8764 2 месяца назад +1

    David only has neck high mirrors in his house that compliment him.

  • @DCWA11
    @DCWA11 2 месяца назад +1

    Everyone in this video would've been tossed off the boat

  • @nologic29
    @nologic29 8 дней назад

    Lmao CP saying David's joke was "pretty dark" literally right after saying he on the verge of death lmao 😂

  • @Jayjay-vl1bz
    @Jayjay-vl1bz 6 месяцев назад +3

    Taste buds by Dre😂

  • @sirswayzee1220
    @sirswayzee1220 4 месяца назад

    Awww they cookin each other 😂

  • @mr.livelovelife3405
    @mr.livelovelife3405 3 месяца назад +1

    A lot of joke was funny as but it didn’t land that bar of cheesecake in the shower was hilarious and and your beard look like a worn out welcome mat and sprite animal is a see in eye dog 😂😂😂😂

  • @Turfbaby831
    @Turfbaby831 6 месяцев назад +1

    When’s the new season coming?

  • @SowetoBluez
    @SowetoBluez 6 месяцев назад

    damn yall funny.. so glad you all spliced it up to highlights...

  • @thehippiesmells
    @thehippiesmells 6 месяцев назад +1

    is the regular roast me series coming back? i mean this is funny and all but the regular seasons were fire

  • @jason8929
    @jason8929 4 месяца назад +1

    Boo said he won a dunk contest at Dunkin’ Donuts 😂😂😂

  • @bernandinocamilo1946
    @bernandinocamilo1946 4 месяца назад +1

    10:13 LMFAO ☠

  • @Rex-om6uw
    @Rex-om6uw 4 месяца назад +1

    David Lucus , Body full of mucus 😂😂

  • @OnMuvazTv
    @OnMuvazTv 2 месяца назад

    They said he left the restaurant, came back, left again, came back then left again 😂😂😂😂😢

  • @PsychoticManiac
    @PsychoticManiac Месяц назад +1

    Crazy he was constantly on a show that involved getting roasted yet he's not at all good at roasting

  • @QUiNTiNBANKS
    @QUiNTiNBANKS 6 месяцев назад +12

    david lucas is a goat lol

    • @jsanders9975
      @jsanders9975 5 месяцев назад +7

      He mid

    • @Kameron8238
      @Kameron8238 4 месяца назад

      ​@jsanders9975 he can actually do stand up. What's up with these other dudes? They a little bit lame.

    • @hugo9927
      @hugo9927 4 месяца назад

      @@Kameron8238hes ass

    • @Ace-sb4il
      @Ace-sb4il 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Kameron8238his stand up ass

    • @Kameron8238
      @Kameron8238 3 месяца назад

      @@Ace-sb4il these other dudes don't even do stand up.

  • @Rex-om6uw
    @Rex-om6uw 4 месяца назад +1

    Boo Capone can cook 😂😂😂😂

  • @rbggwapo
    @rbggwapo 5 месяцев назад +1

    And she ain't eat nothing is gold

  • @curtissnowentertainment
    @curtissnowentertainment 3 месяца назад

    Andell from Moesha and Big momma from soul food 😂😂

  • @brianr2941
    @brianr2941 4 месяца назад

    I like how if a ripper David will crack up too! 😂

  • @KaitlynTamas-bh7mg
    @KaitlynTamas-bh7mg 5 месяцев назад +2

    cp stole that del taco joke lol

  • @DCWA11
    @DCWA11 2 месяца назад +1

    Yall look like the lowest items on every auction block

  • @Slickfatt2
    @Slickfatt2 6 месяцев назад +1

    Taste buds by Dre 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BellotaPR
    @BellotaPR 5 месяцев назад

    Threw a plum in a fruit fight is wild😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jbaldwin1977
    @jbaldwin1977 6 месяцев назад +4

    I thought this was some new shit

  • @BBZ9000
    @BBZ9000 4 месяца назад +1

    Man he got cooked.

  • @aaronmclean4618
    @aaronmclean4618 2 месяца назад

    Won a dunk contest at a dunkin donuts went under the radar. I just imagine him doing tricks with the donut before he dunks it in coffee.

  • @tashriquekarriem8865
    @tashriquekarriem8865 27 дней назад

    David Lucas is here 😂

  • @antontyler9652
    @antontyler9652 3 месяца назад

    Grenade😂😂

  • @whzthmstr
    @whzthmstr 5 месяцев назад

    David carry around a rucksack full of assorted meals 😏