VR Horror Can't Handle ME! (Half Life: Alyx)

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  • Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
  • Half Life Alyx is the best VR game I have ever played. But we doing this mexican style!
    Socials:
    Twitter: / sauceddie
    Instagram: / sauceddie
    TikTok: / eddievr
    Merch: teespring.com/...
    Discord: / discord
    The boys:
    MULLY-
    / mullyvr
    JOSH -
    / squalaceedm
    NARRATOR
    / @yournarrator
    JUICY
    / @juicyfruitsnacks
    P.O. Box 700805
    San Antonio, TX
    78270
    #eddievr #vr #funny

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @EddieVR
    @EddieVR  4 года назад +5312

    Yall know what to do if you want more of this😉🇲🇽

  • @whuman8621
    @whuman8621 4 года назад +69

    14:45 "YES I CAN WIPE MY A$$! IT WONT BE ITCHY ANYMORE!" DYIIINNNN 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @torigentry2119
    @torigentry2119 4 года назад +717

    Nobody:
    LITERALLY NOBODY:
    Eddie: *sees pigeon* kEnTuCkY?

    • @陈个资秀
      @陈个资秀 4 года назад +6

      This town is hunted

    • @luis_b_0890
      @luis_b_0890 4 года назад +2

      Tori Gentry when doe she say that?

    • @davyhekate8880
      @davyhekate8880 4 года назад +2

      Luis_On_iPhone 0:55

    • @natishabrassil9317
      @natishabrassil9317 4 года назад +1

      Bro that is true

    • @420ly
      @420ly 4 года назад +1

      Kentucky fried pigeon 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @motorcycledude5945
    @motorcycledude5945 2 года назад +43

    13:42 Eddie: i wish I was you!
    Me: If only he knew what head crabs actually do to people

    • @ambersmith352
      @ambersmith352 Год назад +2

      1:00

    • @pickaxd
      @pickaxd 4 месяца назад

      @@ambersmith352fr

    • @user-ju7te6qx2p
      @user-ju7te6qx2p 2 месяца назад +1

      The head crab mutates the host's body while they are still alive, making them experience so much pain and suffering, like the exposed organs in HL 1,2 and ep1 and ep2.

    • @FabianSandoval-s7m
      @FabianSandoval-s7m Месяц назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @waaaassssuuuuuppppp
      @waaaassssuuuuuppppp 21 час назад

      Thvgghty

  • @fortunatecookie4840
    @fortunatecookie4840 4 года назад +501

    Eddie: "He's going to eat his own, fool."
    The thing: *"HAH, You thought."*

  • @jije4391
    @jije4391 4 года назад +201

    “PUT IT BACK I STILL WANT TO PLAY CALL OF DUTY” I’m dead but I stopped laughing so not dead?

    • @nicoaguayo3604
      @nicoaguayo3604 4 года назад

      I READ THIS RIGHT AS HE SAID IT IN THE VIDEO😱

    • @Axol9934
      @Axol9934 3 года назад

      Dead people dont laugh..
      Do them????

  • @4teezer
    @4teezer 4 года назад +213

    “Grab something that represents us”
    “How about orange soda”
    “Ok that represents you”
    Me: dyeing

    • @snotyusheep5997
      @snotyusheep5997 4 года назад +8

      what are you dyeing and what color?

    • @lynxx8608
      @lynxx8608 4 года назад +2

      Snotyu Sheep that is pure comedy😂 ty

    • @snotyusheep5997
      @snotyusheep5997 4 года назад

      @σσfєr gαng oh aight

    • @gdhjhugtrfedghnjg
      @gdhjhugtrfedghnjg 3 года назад

      From the looks of their pfp, they're dyeing their hair and making it white

    • @norootfastknife4355
      @norootfastknife4355 3 года назад +1

      Guys Eddie is full of fun
      😍😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩😂😂🤣🤣

  • @baddiepotato83
    @baddiepotato83 3 года назад +20

    Eddie is really good at drawing mexican stick figers

  • @balxhensnnsmks
    @balxhensnnsmks 4 года назад +87

    2nd commet
    Nobody eddie "futuristic novela"
    Me: dying of laughter 🤣🤣🤣

  • @billy-gv2oz
    @billy-gv2oz 4 года назад +31

    14:10 you sound like a mariachi
    Or a starting up car😂

  • @camient2398
    @camient2398 4 года назад +102

    6:16 Never look at tik toks while ur driving.

  • @valeriamorales7927
    @valeriamorales7927 2 года назад +22

    No one: ...
    LITERALLY: ...
    Eddie: *sees a pigeon* “KeNtUkY”

  • @everconsumes
    @everconsumes 4 года назад +821

    “He’s gonna eat his own fool” - EddieVR

    • @arcangel6436
      @arcangel6436 4 года назад +16

      5 seconds later it was at this moment he realized he f***** up

    • @arcangel6436
      @arcangel6436 4 года назад +3

      @@everconsumes all I'm waiting for is matrix mexicano 2

    • @arcangel6436
      @arcangel6436 4 года назад +4

      If Eddie reads this then he must like

    • @norootfastknife4355
      @norootfastknife4355 3 года назад +2

      True he/she eat his/her own fool

    • @montinecoe8484
      @montinecoe8484 3 года назад +1

      Eddie:going to kill is own dawg
      Me:YOUR GOING DIE TODAY DIE TODAY NO NO DONT TOUCH ME THIS MY NO NO SQUARE

  • @rylan0946
    @rylan0946 4 года назад +48

    Im seriously dying at this scene 7:31 when he says
    There's probably some kid hanging out here when the stone fell over and yeeted the kid

  • @mizzza4483
    @mizzza4483 4 года назад +99

    “Your one of those dancers who grab poles”
    I legit thought of a stripper at first until he said “TikTok”

  • @Ireallyhatetaylorswift
    @Ireallyhatetaylorswift 2 года назад +24

    Eddie screaming in Mexican is the funniest thing ever

    • @Rmfan22
      @Rmfan22 Год назад +2

      I’ve been laughing my ass off for thirty minutes because you said “Mexican” 😂 it’s Spanish btw

    • @TrexVR1
      @TrexVR1 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@Rmfan22it’s Mexican Spanish is also used in Mexico

    • @bills7595
      @bills7595 9 месяцев назад +2

      Spanish. racist

    • @dainvisibulman
      @dainvisibulman 7 месяцев назад

      nobody cares blud☠@@bills7595

  • @iluhvjellyfishing
    @iluhvjellyfishing 4 года назад +159

    Eddie: *Exists for 2.5 seconds*
    Nobody:
    No one at all:
    His Abuelas: "You're doing great sweetie!" :D

  • @suuukunaa
    @suuukunaa 4 года назад +19

    14:43 this is me when i finally found toilet paper while holding the itch

  • @sr.yefers753
    @sr.yefers753 4 года назад +60

    "La búsqueda de Verónica, aún debe continuar"
    Recuérdelo. Tacos con tripitas.

  • @RafaelGarcia-jb9uo
    @RafaelGarcia-jb9uo Год назад +3

    Eddie: I told you not to watch TikTok’s on your phone now we’re fuu!!!!! That got me 😂😂😂

  • @thatshtnasty2510
    @thatshtnasty2510 4 года назад +545

    So here is the toilet paper but it’s protect bu this wall, Eddie are u trying to say u want to come to USA ??

  • @georgerivas776
    @georgerivas776 4 года назад +166

    Juicy and narrator: actually playing the game
    Eddie: making moyetes (bread with frigoles) with KeNTOky

  • @addisonwolsiffer9952
    @addisonwolsiffer9952 4 года назад +1272

    When you've watched all of Eddie's videos and have nothing to do while being Quarentined 😂✌️

  • @lengsambo1092
    @lengsambo1092 2 года назад +1

    The way the headcrab walks when he is behide him is so funny LOOK AT HOW THE HEADCRABS TWERKS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dragonkiller4410
    @dragonkiller4410 4 года назад +51

    I just need to hear the word “Horror” and I’ll like

    • @pphead4312
      @pphead4312 4 года назад +1

      Dragon Killer44 well this is really nota horror game after experiencing 10 hours on the index I’d say not horror

    • @SunnyyDayzz
      @SunnyyDayzz 4 года назад +1

      @@mrgoodguy91 well I mean with Eddie around he turns it from Horror to comedy

    • @mrgoodguy91
      @mrgoodguy91 4 года назад +1

      @@SunnyyDayzz True that

  • @GTengenOG
    @GTengenOG 4 года назад +23

    Should have said **ANOTHER!** when he threw the cup on the ground
    1:53

  • @johnbrown1377
    @johnbrown1377 4 года назад +146

    5:19
    Eddie: I'm a citizen
    Npc:he's probably anti citizen
    Eddie:that's my dad
    Npc: he's gone

  • @ionutz89ful
    @ionutz89ful 2 года назад +1

    I've seen before this ep, but lool I love it, can't stop you are way to funny bro hahahahaha

  • @szechuansauce6784
    @szechuansauce6784 4 года назад +127

    Why does when ever eddie is scared he sounds like mexican markiplier

  • @nuggetbug648
    @nuggetbug648 4 года назад +251

    Imagine it's like, the apocalypse, and your out in a subway by yourself and you just hear Eddie scream cuz he saw a zombie around the corner

  • @flooffy_bearrz8161
    @flooffy_bearrz8161 4 года назад +68

    * *him making a plan with markers without actually knowing What he’s doing...* *

    • @Edesgera
      @Edesgera 4 года назад +1

      flooffy_bearrz 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @edgardogaming7384
    @edgardogaming7384 2 года назад +1

    Cross the Mexicain border to get the toilet paper
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m literally dying of laughter

  • @aurelioarzate3106
    @aurelioarzate3106 4 года назад +25

    4:21 when my mexicon mom coming in and me and my sis are eating

  • @jomama0.
    @jomama0. 4 года назад +41

    "this must be juicy's locker" lmao

  • @jimmyst-jean2214
    @jimmyst-jean2214 4 года назад +80

    There's me, running at full speed.
    Eddie: draws speedy Gonzales 🤣

  • @joseledezma3920
    @joseledezma3920 Год назад +2

    17:32 Eddie was trying to catch the tripitas😂

  • @kyradovan7824
    @kyradovan7824 4 года назад +30

    “This is quite the horror game.”
    My sleepy a*s watching this late at night: Haha... HAHA! You think that’s gonna stop me?
    My sleep paralysis demon: You’re gonna regret this-

  • @jeannethlawson7728
    @jeannethlawson7728 4 года назад +199

    I lost my friken head when he said “WRONG JUAN WRONG JUAN it’s the fool that looks like tacos de Tripitas.”

    • @Creative_Kylee
      @Creative_Kylee 4 года назад +1

      *fuckin

    • @Alexander-my9oy
      @Alexander-my9oy 4 года назад

      Same I died of laughter

    • @paulabump2969
      @paulabump2969 4 года назад

      @@Creative_Kylee some ppl don't cuss ya know 🙄

    • @Creative_Kylee
      @Creative_Kylee 4 года назад

      @@paulabump2969 Sorry I said a month ago. :(
      I just see this as a channel where it's okay to swear.

    • @paulabump2969
      @paulabump2969 4 года назад +1

      It's ok! I forgive you

  • @aydensgaming8275
    @aydensgaming8275 4 года назад +197

    Eddie you said “yes finally I can wipe my ass” when that was paper towels 😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @nurichanhatena9452
      @nurichanhatena9452 4 года назад +12

      Those things do the work too 🤷🏻‍♀️😂😂😂

    • @Sarah-iu6qy
      @Sarah-iu6qy 4 года назад +7

      @@nurichanhatena9452 when you live with a Mexican mom you most likely use paper towels😂

    • @nurichanhatena9452
      @nurichanhatena9452 4 года назад +4

      @@Sarah-iu6qy Por su pollo que si 😤 mama ain't raising a weak

    • @dieselpugliese9244
      @dieselpugliese9244 4 года назад +3

      Cut the paper towel roll in half

    • @irongiant2.0_yt66
      @irongiant2.0_yt66 4 года назад +2

      NuriChan Hatena what did you say?

  • @-blurry.limerades-
    @-blurry.limerades- 3 месяца назад +1

    I have started to call headcrabs “Tripitas” because of Eddie

  • @v2ler1a
    @v2ler1a 4 года назад +36

    8:43 “wOaHhHhH soy la pinche HaRrY pOtTeR..!?”

  • @beaanie8416
    @beaanie8416 4 года назад +36

    "If something scares me i will scream."
    headphone users: oh we know *lowers volume*

  • @monkeymason5641
    @monkeymason5641 4 года назад +12

    14:45 when my mom brings home some toilet paper after a week

  • @Thatoneclone7659
    @Thatoneclone7659 Год назад +3

    “I STILL WANNA PLAY CALL OF DUTY” had me dying

  • @CaitlinRicardo
    @CaitlinRicardo 4 года назад +26

    me: watches eddies video and dies of laughter
    also me: wondering whats gonna happen with uncle fluffy at the back of the pizza joint

  • @rpe3e5pooo97
    @rpe3e5pooo97 4 года назад +139

    Eddie is a murderer
    He chokes everyone with laughter

    • @natalliacummings9246
      @natalliacummings9246 4 года назад +3

      OH I GET IT when we laugh we can't even breath

    • @bestfutbollmoments9309
      @bestfutbollmoments9309 4 года назад +1

      [R1PZ] E3E5 No it is not a mother bitch

    • @bestfutbollmoments9309
      @bestfutbollmoments9309 4 года назад +2

      Eddie is not a murderer or you shit fuck you by the way I love eddie bitck

    • @rpe3e5pooo97
      @rpe3e5pooo97 4 года назад +3

      Best Futboll Moments looks like someone needs to retake 1st grade English.

    • @lynxx8608
      @lynxx8608 4 года назад +2

      Best Futboll Moments yo, learn to spell. And u missed the joke

  • @stinkyfart0958
    @stinkyfart0958 4 года назад +316

    Eddie is a RUclipsr we didn’t ask for but..
    𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐝

  • @jessicabrooks5297
    @jessicabrooks5297 3 месяца назад +1

    "Someone sees monster,*screams and runs away"
    when Eddie sees monster*
    Eddie: TrIpITaTEs

  • @kristinawsome275
    @kristinawsome275 4 года назад +18

    Eddie “He is going to eat his own fool” also Eddie: ahHhHhHhHh

  • @gameparade4439
    @gameparade4439 4 года назад +115

    Eddie I was telling my dad about you and he said oh yea the Mexican guy he's funny

  • @sandyedmonson1179
    @sandyedmonson1179 4 года назад +27

    I LOST IT WHEN HE FOUND THAT TOILET PAPER AND SAID AY I CAN WIP MY ASS NOW😂🤣😅😂🤣😭🧻🚽

  • @Brainrotted29836
    @Brainrotted29836 Год назад +2

    18:31 he already make taco out of them lol

  • @ttv_ios_reflex8462
    @ttv_ios_reflex8462 4 года назад +16

    1:35 yo bro u drew ur self like Speedy Gonzales from Looney Tunes LMFAO

    • @SunnyyDayzz
      @SunnyyDayzz 4 года назад

      Bro they're personality's fit so much 😂

  • @sparkyadverse
    @sparkyadverse 4 года назад +62

    Haha Eddie starts a new horror style vr game and all his fans are like "YES MORE EDDIE SUFFERING TIME!!!" Haha

    • @Vylerr
      @Vylerr 4 года назад +1

      Sparky this game isn’t just a horror style vr game its a masterpiece.

    • @lorimitchell4416
      @lorimitchell4416 2 года назад

      I love you

  • @John_Kozak_
    @John_Kozak_ 4 года назад +18

    Wait, if u play back the zombies cries and moans, they say, “Help me!” “Oh god help me!” “Someone help me!” “Help, Help!” It’s actually really sad, the most honorable thing to do is put them out of their misery. Well not honorable but it’s the most you can do.

    • @SunnyyDayzz
      @SunnyyDayzz 4 года назад +2

      Poor people 😔

    • @chillsis1650
      @chillsis1650 4 года назад

      Wait what happened to them

    • @John_Kozak_
      @John_Kozak_ 4 года назад

      Chill Sis, by my understanding, they have got some sort of virus which spread by obviously being bitten or exposed to those who have it for periods of time. And they just mutated and turned into one themselves. Just do some research cause I’m not too sure

    • @chillsis1650
      @chillsis1650 4 года назад

      AntiApollo34389 oh ok thx

    • @John_Kozak_
      @John_Kozak_ 4 года назад

      Chill Sis, no problem

  • @vriftyjose6523
    @vriftyjose6523 2 года назад +2

    Me after eating frijoles in the restroom 13:37

  • @Mia.Rincon
    @Mia.Rincon 4 года назад +20

    4:21 sounds like my mom is yelling at me🤣😂

  • @honeygaming_bee5927
    @honeygaming_bee5927 4 года назад +31

    “He’s gonna way his own fool”. Me- You said it b****

  • @elegantgary2556
    @elegantgary2556 4 года назад +7

    "Wrong Juan Juan”🤣🤣

  • @BaconHairPrince
    @BaconHairPrince 2 года назад +1

    The way the headcrab walks/runs is so funny it look like it twerking

  • @kiukayo9789
    @kiukayo9789 4 года назад +11

    Me in quarantine: Can i watch some youtube?
    Nurses: What youtuber?
    Me: Eddie..
    Me and Nurses all huddled together watching vids without a care if they get coronavirus. Because y'all know.. Eddie is our cure.

  • @potatouuuu6544
    @potatouuuu6544 4 года назад +97

    No ones gonna ask why Eddie tried to flirt/eat the pigeon 😂

    • @f3rn436
      @f3rn436 4 года назад +3

      That's how KFC is made you make your food love and you eat it

    • @dr.sonicyt9437
      @dr.sonicyt9437 4 года назад +1

      Chica Kentucky

  • @asmaahakh7527
    @asmaahakh7527 4 года назад +20

    “ OH NO their scanning for citizenship I don’t have one “ 😂💀

  • @markrevinmabunga4009
    @markrevinmabunga4009 Год назад +1

    The words you said when you will about to get pulled is so funny

  • @carstenludvigsen302
    @carstenludvigsen302 4 года назад +33

    no one:
    Eddie: i cAn tOuCh tHingS :O

  • @Wanheedaa
    @Wanheedaa 4 года назад +88

    I always die laughing when he is scared and talk Mexican😂😂❤️

  • @hi-zd9vi
    @hi-zd9vi 4 года назад +33

    WHEN HE REALIZED IT WAS A HORROR LIKE HE INSTANTLY GOT INTO HIS MEXICAN SENSES AND STARTED TO CURZE EVERY SINGLE HISPANIC WORD

  • @GowillaMonkey
    @GowillaMonkey 2 месяца назад +2

    I thought this would be a family friendly game😂 17:09

  • @depressedvxbes5195
    @depressedvxbes5195 4 года назад +30

    me when i see a sign:
    nobody:
    still nobody
    not a single soul:
    me:i can't read so this sign can't stop me

    • @Pitatoes
      @Pitatoes 4 года назад +2

      This sign can't stop me... cause I can't read - juicy

    • @fckjrdan7930
      @fckjrdan7930 4 года назад

      Lol 😂

    • @Eazy-Duz-It-1986
      @Eazy-Duz-It-1986 4 года назад +2

      I sense......Juicy

    • @balls5257
      @balls5257 4 года назад +1

      Doesn’t juicy say that

    • @corvoattano5706
      @corvoattano5706 4 года назад +3

      What does the comment say I can’t read

  • @juliey20
    @juliey20 4 года назад +35

    “EAT THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE TRIPITAS TACOS”-EddieVR

  • @arencupit1807
    @arencupit1807 4 года назад +39

    I love how one of the first things Eddie does after getting gravity gloves tries to eat the damn pigeon.

  • @shavedape886
    @shavedape886 4 года назад +56

    Theboys
    Eddie: He's going eat his own fool!!!!!
    Mully: I don't have the virus!!!!!
    Juicy: You are now my squishy.
    Narrator: I did it I drew cosmo.
    Meanwhile in a parallel universe
    Pewdiepie: i love u boots.

  • @bigyoshi9357
    @bigyoshi9357 4 года назад +18

    Regular people when they see a headcrab in vr:
    "Oh sh!t wtf is that!?!?"
    Eddie when he sees a headcrab in vr:
    "Guys i'm taking a lunch break! Where are you, you little b-"

  • @FairlyoddElex
    @FairlyoddElex 4 года назад +19

    Hi

  • @Rox_beats
    @Rox_beats 2 года назад +2

    When you're a Mexican and you can understand every single word

  • @gunslingingsamurai6361
    @gunslingingsamurai6361 4 года назад +10

    Everybody when they find the last toilet paper 🧻 at the store 14:45

  • @benjaminortiz812
    @benjaminortiz812 4 года назад +20

    The world ending:
    Eddie:tHeReS nO MoRe fRiJoLeS nOw i HaVe ToO EaT PaN bY iTs SeLf😂😂

  • @bobbybologna3029
    @bobbybologna3029 4 года назад +6

    **Gets attacked by a barnacle**
    "CALL NINE JUAN JUAN!"

  • @noahdixon5209
    @noahdixon5209 2 года назад +1

    You make me laugh 😂 every video you do

  • @kaynmayn5487
    @kaynmayn5487 4 года назад +28

    The zombies cry in backwards is saying “Help god help.... HELP ME!” The headcrab is attached and takes full control and it messes with the hosts voice so the hosts voice is in backwards

    • @mr.4441
      @mr.4441 4 года назад +1

      Oh that is nice to know

    • @thenonchalantzealot1000
      @thenonchalantzealot1000 4 года назад +2

      It was backwards in the other half life games, but in half life alyx it's just normal with heavy sound editing. That's what their crying is.

  • @amandahuntington3645
    @amandahuntington3645 4 года назад +6

    Oml guys when he drank the cup when it was empty 😭😂 I was laughing so hard and idk why 😂😂😂

  • @BlueKira
    @BlueKira 4 года назад +12

    12:01 Right at the moment he says this, a hand sanitizer ad pops out lmao

  • @samuelenriquez8543
    @samuelenriquez8543 3 года назад +4

    I am laughing because Eddie was going to throw up when a bug got smashed

  • @kinju6227
    @kinju6227 4 года назад +23

    Eddie: He is gonna eat his own
    Monster: *biG brAn TimE*

  • @kinju6227
    @kinju6227 4 года назад +37

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Eddie: Makes a plan to get toilet paper before he *sh’ts* himself

  • @Xqwvil
    @Xqwvil 3 года назад +25

    I love when he starts to speak Spanish when he’s scared lol

    • @ruciwaqatairewa2102
      @ruciwaqatairewa2102 3 года назад

      😂

    • @justinasham6491
      @justinasham6491 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @p00pyman695
      @p00pyman695 3 года назад +2

      @@petersvensson3766 mira guey conmigo no empieses! Se llama español! No dicen "Oye me gusta hablar mexicano"! Dicen me gusta hablar en español (as in spanish)

    • @petersvensson3766
      @petersvensson3766 3 года назад

      Ok

  • @nucleartoaster.mp4
    @nucleartoaster.mp4 3 месяца назад

    beer, tabacco, markers, and lube. " this must be Juicy's locker"

  • @thereallolbit2743
    @thereallolbit2743 4 года назад +6

    When you said that you are Harry Potter i was like “your a wizard Eddie!” XD

  • @stew1921
    @stew1921 4 года назад +8

    1:21
    *So this is how the Mexicans planned to get over the wall*

  • @Un0fficial_Kat
    @Un0fficial_Kat 3 года назад +14

    13:34 Eddie is legitimately having a conversation with that zombie😂😂☠️I'm crying this video pure *✨gold✨*

  • @Kaithefurry
    @Kaithefurry 2 года назад +5

    I likE TeLetUbBieS

  • @chillsis1650
    @chillsis1650 4 года назад +9

    Eddie at the beginning of the video: *talking about his one million subs hoodie*
    Also Eddie: *is almost halfway to 2 mil subs*

  • @Fpsfish
    @Fpsfish 4 года назад +7

    i love that when in half life 2 i play and am terrified of the head crabs in vr and flip when i see them
    but Eddie gets real excited and literally beats the shit out of them with his hands and cheers when they almost kill him

  • @kianandreip.macaraeg6749
    @kianandreip.macaraeg6749 4 года назад +7

    "Oh no! They're scanning for a citizenship,I don't have one" That got me.

  • @Head_Crab886
    @Head_Crab886 Год назад +1

    BTW the things on those zombies heads are headcrabs.they will do the same thing to you if you aren't careful. They come in a variety of types,like poison headcrab,fast headcrab,and headcrab. Use a dead one as a pet if you want it might be wholesome.

  • @TheMissingTexture
    @TheMissingTexture 4 года назад +42

    Ways you can tell him he's never played a Half Life game
    Calling eli elli
    Thinking that there are even kids

  • @lorenaronov1869
    @lorenaronov1869 4 года назад +16

    No one: not a single soul: Eddie: WRONG JUAN WRONG JUAN EAT THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE TAC- the new 1 million

  • @someonefromportugal4273
    @someonefromportugal4273 4 года назад +15

    Edie: Gets scared from the zombies
    Me: Bruh its just the main enemie

  • @MattyMills-pj4ru
    @MattyMills-pj4ru 3 месяца назад

    WHEN I HAVE A BAD DAY HIS SPANISH MAKES MY DAY😂😂😂

  • @JulietteRococo
    @JulietteRococo 4 года назад +10

    I was just watching Child’s Play but then the notification popped up I clicked it and forgot about the the movie