Sam's CRAZY Eldermancy Cocktail! | CRITICAL ROLE C2 E124
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- [Clipped from Campaign 2, Episode 124]
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2:37 Sam fucks around.
3:32 Sam finds out. (Sam finding out is even funnier at one-quarter speed.)
Sam: It kinda tastes ok
Travis: thats just the shock
Don't know what I enjoy more; the panic in Laura's voice, Marisha's facial expression journey or Sam's realization process.
YES
Marisha looks like she's watching a 12 car pileup in slow motion.
@@aromaladyellie "How much rum is left?" Marisha having plans for later?
@@Grey_Shard room, not rum
I love that Sam's ads are the equivalent of being blindfolded, spun around three times and then letting an entity of chaos drop you at any place, any point of time with random people to let you figure out on your own what's happening.
As someone who sells a lot of alcohol because she works in grocery, I'm pretty sure there are alcohols or even normal mixers that start with E, N, and Y he could have used that weren't espresso, newcastle ale, and yogurt.
God I wish I was half the agent of chaos that Sam is.
Earl Grey Tea
Nectarine syrup/purée
Yellow Chartreuse. Those three could e easily made something far, FAR less horrid than this 😂
@@ronlittlejohn8046Mezcal combined with Absinthe was already bad enough, I don't think those would have saved it or done anything. 3 shots of absinthe would overpower everything else, as you can probably tell cause it's the first thing he noticed.
This bit could only have happened during social distancing, or else I'm pretty sure Sam would have been physically restrained.
Marisha just froze. She did not know what to do. LOL
She looked like she was ready to jump - either in to stop him, or away from him.
The utter shock that I'm experiencing has contorted my face into Edvard Munch's "The Scream".
I come back to this often, Matt's laugh has life giving properties.
Marisha bluescreening 😂
Havent laughed so hard at mixing drinks since Sovietwomble's drunken CS:GO challenge. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My stomach actually turns just listening to this. then him actually drinking it makes me want to sick
I think I need to join an AA meeting, because I'm kind of curious enough to try that drink.
Laura looked like she was very close to vomiting at 4:02
Maybe its just me. But I feel like after the scotch fiasco, Matt and Talisen have no right to criticize Sam for this. Love them still.
666th likes, nice
Lol, love Laura slipping into mom mode at 2:40 and yelling "Sam, stop drinking now!"
It’s also the point where you can see Sam realizing he messed up lol
the concern was so real, she was genuinely scared of what it would do to him
Ashley’s “that’s a lot of lemon” just before everything gets so much worse than that. XD
The best thing is that they actually added this drink to the list of drinks served at one of the taverns in the book.
does it inflict points of damages? seeing Sam's reaction to it, I would expect it
@@smolbluegoblin No, but it is recommended that no living creature tries it.
@@Jabba2089 And How to Drink can confirm that Eldermancy is less of a drink, and more of an active war crime.
I just got the book, it really recommended no one tries it
And I remember he burps with pain and disgust later in the episode - Laura was disgusted and hysterically amused at the same time XD
About where? Episode I found had timestamps.
@@danielstephens1185 41:48 I think
@@dipanjandutta2916 Close. 41:52. About. Then he gins complaining that real ingredients were used.
Sam: "That was real Absinthe guys!"
Me: "THAT'S WHAT CONCERNS YOU?!"
I mean I would be concerned about "three" shots of one Absinthe more than a yoghurt if I was expecting fake absinthe. That stuff must have had a kick and a half.
You've clearly never drunk absinthe...
I mean, as others above said, that much Absinthe is seriously scary. IIRC, Absinthe shouldn't even be drunk directly.
I was concerned by mixing Absinthe and Mezcal. Those are two drinks that by themselves can get you messed up real quick.
@@UVjoint the amount of absinthe required to give you a wormwood reaction would have already killed you multiple times over from alcohol poisoning. However, most absinthe is pretty strong tasting, and drinking it undiluted is pretty unpleasant, even if you like annis flavor. Also, pretty much you never want to pour 3 oz of Absinthe because absinthe is usually 50-60% alcohol, so you’ll get fucked up quick.
I love how the yogurt was the point they were outraged about as if the unholy combination of the ingredients before wasn't crossing the line lmao
It mightve been the yoghurt from a few episodes ago, which would explain their horror
It may also be because Sam put lemon juice in the drink. Anyone who knows what a cement mixer shot is (1 shot lime juice, 1 shot bailey's, drunk together) knows that if you combine dairy with (citric) acid, it will *curdle* .
Combined with the rest of this unholy mixture, that was probably the drop of yogurt that broke the camel's back (the camel is their collective sanity).
I feel like Tal has said the word curdled more at this table during campaign 2 than throughout the entirety of his immortal life.
And it seems it's pretty much always as a result of mixing dairy and alcohol.
As a professional bartender, this *physically* hurt me. Dry vermouth with ESPRESSO?!? *shudders*
Really??? THAT was the part that hurt you the most 🤣🤣???
But Absinthe with Mescal is totally fine?
THAT'S WHAT CONCERNED YOU? NOT THE YOGURT?
I once mixed Chocolate Milk, Orange Juice, Champaigne, and Red Wine in a glass and drank the whole thing. it tasted like an A&W rootbeer that was looking to kill you from the insides. I could practically feel it curdling inside of me.
Also as a bartender, THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU QUESTION THIS?!?
2:51 Never did I think that I'd hear an eldritch being whimper "Oh no!"
My favorite part was when he turned into Mickey Mouse "Oh boy!"
At that moment, Sam knew...he f***ked up
This man really said "shake it shake it" as if that's not what his organs are gonna be doing later
Offscreen: “Yeah, turns out ‘fake’ absinthe is still alcoholic.”
Ashley's reaction to seeing Sam drink that makes me feel like she wishes she was still having to play remotely lol.
The best part of this whole thing... Marisha's Expression Journey. X-D
About 4 ingredients in I was in physical pain, and it just got worse. By the end I wanted to crawl through my screen and take the shaker off him, my legs were cramping as my feet tried to clench into fists I was cringing up so hard.
Sam's bit was killing me and the poetic-tragic prose of "my legs were cramping as my feet tried to clench into fists" finished me off (with laughter).
thank you.
@@AA-eq2zq I am glad you found laughter in my horror induced pain. Worth it.
@@milesward1211 sorry :'D
Marisha just watching fascinated- probably waiting for him to keel over- is funny as hell.
3 shots of absinthe is a FULL nights worth of drinking for me.
(after drinking the cocktail)
Sam: that was REAL Absinthe!
Matt (thinking inside his head): i think we need to take a break and call an ambulance to transport Sam to a hospital and get his stomach pumped.
Sam: i am just fine.
(After show is over)
Sam: someone call me an ambulance. Yogurt and Absinthe DO NOT MIX! (belch)!
one of these days sam's going to the hospital or going to up chuck on camera. I mean the unwashed giant mug and flask, the whip cream stunt. this monstrosity.
@@jetvulcan2020 This man has a stomach of iron from all of these bits i think.
@@jetvulcan2020 he almost puked last week. put a pickle, banana, slim jim, uncooked spaghetti, licorice, a lolipop, cigar and a metal rod with its cleaning brush. at the same time. all covered in toothpaste, because of course.
An instant classic.
If you are looking to give yourself a big advantage in a boss fight, make the boss drink this
Holy shit he actually chugs a good amount of that LMAO
I don’t know when I got more worried. The absinthe or the yogurt…
The trust he had in the staff when they told him it’s fake absinthe that he poured in “3 shots” of it 😂
I think the funniest part of this is that the group reacts negatively to 2 shots of mezcal. They know mezcal is strong and that the flavor's a bit much, but I'd argue the three shots of absinthe is even more dangerous. Not only is absinthe much more potent (usually around 68% ABV), but the flavor of absinthe dominates the rest of the drink so heavily when using that much. The most used in a cocktail before this was probably the Death in the Afternoon, and that was just 1.5 oz absinthe and champagne to top.
Sam took 6d4 soul damage from that.
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOO
Sam: shake it shake it
Well suddenly I am *very* interested in watching this episode
Sam inspired me to film myself using mountain dew to brew coffee then add creamer. was not as bad as his monstrosities but still bad
D:
Underrated reaction: Talesin going from not paying attention and looking at his character sheet to watching in curiosity, joy, horror, and sxhadenfreude.
this when you were a kid at applebees and put all the table condiments into a glass of water
I'm sorry WHAT
@@null9546 you never did that?
@@talia_al_gabagool no
I really see Nott here XD
surely Sam is due some medical compensation for this one. or failing that his own Port-A-Lavage.
0:50 why is talessin glaring at him lmaoo
Waiting on Binging with Babish to remake the Eldermancy cocktail...
The thumbnail is perfection. 👌
Never did I think watching a dungeons and dragons podcast would lead me to watching a man poison himself on camera
So this is where the cancer happened.
I think Sam has a real life Deck of Many Things that decides what his ads will consist of.
1:59 yes, Newcastle represent!
As someone that doesn’t drink, how bad were some those ingredients he put in?
As in how it will affect his body.
I heard the yogurt part, but don’t know about the others.
Absinthe is very strong, and in the UK it was banned for a while.
This ad just about made me toss my fucking cookies. Sam...why?
no wonder he poured so much absinthe and tequila in it
ashley wanted to try it so bad i just know it
k but did anyone else notice ashley's mug at 0:34 :)
Of course Sam can tell that that was real absinthe, were do people think Sam gets his ideas for this ads 🤣🤣
For those who don't know, absinthe can have hallucinogenic effects, so that episode was a wild ride for him surely lol
Love seing Laura and Marisha being concerned while the others laugh 🤣
Where can I get some absinthe? I want to try it.
What does absinthe do to the stomach
What DOESN'T it do!!!!
Do not let Sam cook he will burn the stove
Now that's one Helluva cocktail!!!!
This is why I stick with my Ruby of the Sea cocktail.
I also stand by my statement of ELDERMANCY could be made good, just swapping and/or dropping certain ingredients, and don’t think the yogurt would be too bad, as long as the beer isn’t there.
Could be wrong, though.
that much absinthe will overpower ALL the other flavors, so it's just going to taste like licorice.
I love Matt's reaction considering he put Diet Coke in a 20 year old whiskey. For shame.
Brown Ale: `Legendary stuff.
Every drinker felt a disturbance in the force during this.
Who is the girl with the long hair..
all three have long hair, you may have to be a little more specific if you'd still like an answer lol
Ashley has brown hair with blonde highlights Marisha has red hair and Laura has brown hair and glasses
Makes me wonder how it actually tastes.
A waste of a bunch of perfectly fine ingredients. That spirit is why I don´t ring with roleplay.
You must be fun at parties.
@@krisjayperalta4084 Not really, no. Kinda grew out of partying.