I fully believe that it's possible Artemy would just bring a bull and slaughter it outside the party just like Ron wanted to: ruclips.net/video/bqpRijthHOQ/видео.html
Also, I'd bring deviled eggs with the yolks carefully piped back in. I think it'd be a good additional savory protein while still being a vegetarian option. People don't normally trust it at room temperature but it'd be one of the least suspicious dishes served. I'd put it right next to Daniil's cucumbers to deliberately evoke comparison between the preparation styles and watch as more of my contribution were taken than his so I could feel superior.
God, the breakdown of Fat Vlad and Vlad the Younger's personalities and flaws with just a freaking apple pie is making my day. I'm going to use this example when describing them. A++
I wanna add that Artemy also brings an entire spice rack with him for the grilling process, the amount of awkward shuffling intensifies as Artemy tries to simultaneously juggle all of his spice rubs at the same time as 5 different steaks. Daniil might also bring a jug of some obscur e recreation of an Ancient Roman drink, maybe posca? No one would drink it cause it’s straight up watered down vinegar with herbs, but Daniil would have a glass on him the entire night, espousing the beverage’s health benefits to everyone. Clara is doing bar tricks with anyone who will give her time time, and has made a solid $10. Oh and I’m bringing homemade chips and a seven layer dip. I like the meditative process of frying chips and with the seven layer dip you only need to make some guac and refried beans (I like using black beans, myself) then every other layer you can buy at the store.
Would Artemy and maybe Rubin be the only ones allowed to cut into the food with a knife, and would Daniil try to help out but the Kains would be like “no, no, you can’t use a knife, you’re not a menkhu”? Also, I’ll just bring chips and salsa to the party.
An excellent point about using a knife. I would like to think this is exactly how it would play out but just because they are pranking Daniil and not because it's an actual town rule. And salsa and chips are always welcome!
Daniil would either bring nothing and say that his presence is enough, or he would bring a crappy potato salad and insist that his offering is clearly the best.
I debated this point personally, whether P1 Daniil would bring something crappy that he spent 5 minutes on or whether he'd put an unnecessary amount of effort into a thing, act like it wasn't a big deal, and all that just so nobody would eat it, and I realized which one felt more right as I got to the end of the thought lol. P2 Daniil would just bring a crappy potato salad though, totally, and then spend the whole time talking about how everyone should be lucky he took time out of his extremely busy schedule to be there lol.
@@PlayheadNorth don't be too mean to P2 Daniil, he isn't controlled by the player, and you know that uncontrolled Bachelor quickly evolves into Bitchelor
I invited my daughter to the potluck, who made a tray of delicious handmade chocolates I was planning to count as *my* contribution until I acknowledged to myself how crappy that was but by that time it was too late, so I rationalized purchasing something simple and unthreatening for people who didn’t want to experiment with others’ offerings and just bought a nut assortment, which when I got there was obviously just a worse, less thoughtful version of what the *children* had brought, so I spent the party not talking to anyone so no one could ask what my dish was. My daughter’s chocolates were amazing, though, so I’ll still get invited next time
in my wildest fantasies, some piece of fiction and the characters in it I create someday would be analyzed to the point of someone working out what they would bring to a potluck--mostly because it involves such an in-depth breakdown of each character's psychology and motives and presents it in such a relatable setting. I feel like that's got to be one of the highest honors an artist could get. No cap.
I would probably bring some obscure strangely flavored 2 liter soda that no one else drinks so I can have it all to myself while acting like I still brought something. So basically something Daniil would do.
I love this. I like the interpretation that Peter is either too depressed or never took care of himself before that he made a dish that’s inedible lol. I would also love to imagine that one day he mustered enough energy and made a “utopian creation” dish that just defies all laws of the universe. Like the donut in everything everywhere all at once. And turns the potluck into a lovecraftian abomination of a party. And Andrey will be like that’s my brother what a genius
Artemy arrives with an oversized backpack containing various cow organs, herbs, basic chemistry equipment, and cooking utensils he then proceeds to start a fire in your yard, and with methods that defy your knowledge of cooking, chemistry, and basic sanitation he produces a sickly green concoction with half-melted strands of meat floating in it. When you ask him what it is He answers "It's a local remedy, it will cure your hunger" he offers you a small vial "Drink it in one shot, your stomach will not permit you to take a second." when you refuse Artemy casually drinks the concoction. The potion remains in a punch bowl untouched for about a hour during this time Artemy spends his time talking to Rubin and checking on the termites while ignoring all of the food. Once It becomes clear that no one will ever touch his concoction pour the potion into a water skin then leaves. You later hear that Saburov’s men arrested him in the factory district for distributing food or beverages without a license. He insists to this day that is a conspiracy trying to suppress the cure for hunger and protect the meat industry.
I am very glad you enjoyed it. I cut a full two minutes of giggling from the recording and at least five instances of "this is so dumb, why am I doing this."
Three apple pies. Classic Olgimskys! Also I brought a vegan cheesecake to the potluck. I spent too much money on the toppings because I wanted to dazzle people and I'm self conscious to bring a vegan dish to what I assume is a bunch of meat loving Russians potluck. When it is told to me that desserts are already over catered for I curse myself that I didn't just go with some veggie samosas and dipping sauce.
Amazing, I love it! Also Yulia sees you eyeing the three apple pies at the party and gives a little sigh. "This happens more often that you might think," she says. "I think they mostly all miss Victoria."
i bring chicken and dumplings with some added carrots, green beans, mushrooms, and corn. the dumplings look a lot more like biscuits but it's quite good! i also bring a punch bowl of a light green drink that i swear is lemonade and after cautiously taking a sip it does indeed appear to be just exotic lemonade. (it is actually just several bottles of calypso kiwi lemonade dumped into a bowl with some lemon slices to be fun and goofy)
I am a little disturbed at how easy it was to write and talk a convincing Mark. Am I the true Mark? Has Mark been inside of me all along? Big questions I need to consider.
@@PlayheadNorth I love your channel, but if it turns out that you were Mark Immortell all along then we might have to talk *pulls out revolver* (this comment was written by someone who died just 4 times in the abattoir section of patho 2)
I bring baked beans to the party because I can't imagine a party without them. I didn't make them though, I take baked beans from a can and put them in a slow cooker so they stay warm throughout the party.
I brought bottles of kefir because I love to see the opinions on it and we needed more beverage options. Algorithm boost aside, I love love love the character analysis potential when it comes to food. Clara's felt perfect because I feel similarly about her the way I do puppy chow- indifferent and a bit unnerved about the affection towards it.
Danill my beloved. he would bring a grocery store cake and pretend he baked it. personally i would bring savory palmiers- a palmier with goat cheese, sundried tomatoes, toasted pine nuts, and pesto on the inside instead of sugar and butter. so absurdly, absurdly good.
I'd bring a pan of brownies and then JUST IN CASE everyone else brought dessert too I would bring a couple bags of salad mix since you can never be too careful
I personally find this video brilliant and groundbreaking. No need for further analysis after this. Also, I would've brought chocolate cookies to the potluck, and then felt bad once I realized that there were already many desserts and maybe bringing a dinner food would've been better. Lol
I honestly can't believe I didn't make this sooner. What was the point of writing a Hamlet about Pathologic when i could end all discourse with a 20 min video? Also, I'm honestly not going to complain about the insane number of desserts at the party. I want to see what happens to Daniil when he gets a sugar high.
I'm english so we don't call them potlucks, but we do have those kinds of partys. My mum used to always make these amazing vegan cheese straws, they were so good in fact that I would just eat them all before anyone else got the chance.
"you end up with quite a lot of dessert food, and little actual food..." NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE! *procedes to eat nothing but the the olgimskies apple pies for the rest of the night*
after watching your full pathologic series this is the perfect video to end it on that’s both fun and insightful on character analysis. amazing work also i bring homemade street tacos because im pretty sure none of the townspeople have ever had one before and THAT is the real tragedy of pathologic
Me : Sorry Executor, I didn't know this was a real potluck party I just came here because I recognized some people I know. Executor : Did you at least enjoy spending more time with these people you know ? Me : Oh yes, definitely, thank you so much Playhead !
@@PlayheadNorth I'll take some of Capella's if there's any left... Wait, what is that Bachelor trying to explain to the Kain's daughter ? DANIIL NO !!!
The timing of Vlad the younger’s change of expression with his admission that he didn’t bake the pie is a nice touch Edit: this worked even better with Aspity
I don't know if I should ask you to create more RP/fanfics vids on pathologic or create an entire novel. PLEASSSSE SHARE MORE OF YOUR CREATIVE EXPRESSION.
This is adorable. And you know what I also did something similar with my favorite game series of all time the Mass Effect Trillogy. In the last game theres a DLC where you can have a party and invite all your friends and as much as i lovvvvveeeeed the concept i felt there should have been more going on so i thought up an entire plot of what happened, who hooked up with who, who became close friends after the party, ect. Im not a good fanfiction writer so i never put it on a website or anything but i do remember vividly writing about it in high school lol I respect the time it took to actually look up these dishes btw some i never even heard of. Also I brought fried chicken and waffles
I'd prepare something easy, tasty and absolutely trashy like 30 chicken nuggets and mozarella sticks with some sweet and sour sauce i cooked while the oven baked. maybe just my patented cheesetoast frittata, where in I'd bake some toast with ketchup on top together with some spiced to hell scrambled egg and then just cheese it in the last couple minutes.
Nobody interested in the welbeing of their digestion, especially in dire times like these... so let me be the one and only to bring some FREAKING soup!
It’s the price I pay for having produced the video that is the sum of all Pathologic. All joking aside, I’ll probably do something Pathologic again at some point, but I have some other games I’d like to talk about first.
Seeing as Andrew is the only guest who has brought drinks, albeit low grade alcohol twyrine, I too would probably bring some kind of non alcoholic drinks for the kids. Lemonade or a fruit punch with actual fruit in it. (Also I would totally eat a lot of daniil’s appetizer bites. Crunch crunch tomatoes and cucumbers)
Oooh, good call on the drinks. (And yes, I also think the appetizer bites sound great, the townspeople just need to loosen up a little and not eat so much beef lol).
I bet it also increases hunger, which is great because the Olgimskys keep saying they don’t want to bring home any leftovers, and I don’t know what to do with three pies. Eat the pies, people!
I just finished watching all your pathologic videos. Really wonderful analysis, everything with in-depth, and fascinating. This is truly the masterpiece on top of them. I bring Chocolate Walnut Meringues! They're relatively easy to make once you whip up a nice meringue, and they're rich with chocolate, yet light in texture!
I truly enjoyed this! It felt like an omake segment at the end if Pathologic was an anime, lol. I imagined everyone to be small little chibis bringing dishes and having fun at the potluck! I would bring mapo tofu and rice, because it is a comforting and spicy main dish.
I'm bringing a Frito pie with layers of white and yellow American cheese, and chili cheese Fritos instead of regular. It's salty and will fill a reasonable amount of your Hunger meter but deplete your Thirst and Health significantly. I'm somehow even later than the Stamatins, halfway through a bottle of twyrine, and spend most of the party bullying Daniil about using dried dill instead of fresh on his cucumber bites. (thanks for making this video, it was really fun)
@@PlayheadNorth I understand how you feel. It's really hard admitting to yourself that you made something good. But I laughed my ass off at the apple pie part! You spent many hours going over the videos (maybe watched them hundreds of times while editing). That repetition kind of sucks out the entertainment/interest of the creator. You have analyzed your own videos more than anyone else, that's why they might seem mediocre. Whenever I look back on my own projects, all I see are flaws. That's normal. In reality, all viewers see the videos for the first time. Only they can truly appreciate the work, the talent, the research and the love that you put in these videos (and you put in like, metric TONS of it). You may only see flaws from your perspective, but everyone else sees the full picture! Trust me when I say this, your videos are a great time! Thank you for entertaining (and educating) me for the last 4 hours :D
Awww, thank you! After watching the stuff I create through the editing process endless times, it is very true that I get to the point where I'm asking myself, "This is terrible, right?"
This is amazing, I had so much fun watching this. Genuinely one of the best videos ever. As for me, I think I'd bring chicken and egg donburi. The first japanese recipe I ever learned to make, it's a lovely simple dish that always goes down well when I cook it.
But as for my dish to this potluck, I bring ham and cheese bread! Take croissant dough flattened and still in tact, a thin layer of Dijon Mustard, then in the center layer deli sliced ham and shredded cheese (Colby Jack tends to be my favorite). After it is assembled, you lift the sides of the croissant dough and pinch them together in the center. Take an egg, beat it, and spread it out on the top of your loaf, and sprinkle sesame seeds on top! I forgot what the original recipe said to bake it at, but I usually go with 375 degrees until golden brown. Cut into pieces that are about two fingers thick, and enjoy! Great finger food, always a hit at gatherings.
Oh wow, that sounds so delicious! Also, I have a feeling that for Peter, getting into the bathtub is also self care. Really, anything that is not drinking twyrine is self care.
a few years ago i went to a potluck where, beforehand we all filled out a google form saying what we'd bring and this hipster-y film bro i sorta knew simply said he's bringing "the party." anyways that's andrey i think
I would have brought homemade mac n cheese and Betty Crocker Fudge Brownies because those brownies are perfection and there's no such thing as too many desserts!!
What's the point in throwing the brownies in the trash? One of the protagonists is bound to look through it. I wonder what a Worm would bring to the potluck? Whatever it is, he probably won't share the recipe unless you help him find his Herb Bride who mysteriously ran off.
Excellent point about the trash. One way or another, I have a feeling that Clara is definitely going to end up eating them. I'm not sure what a worm would bring. Probably root vegetables? And honestly, I have a feeling that if you found the herb bride, she'd be more than happy to bribe you with food to keep her location secret, and I bet her food is better.
You made me think about the same list but with russian/eastern european foods and the may holidays gatherings that may be the closest thing to a potluck these cultures have. Bachelor would definitely bring some savory tartlets garnished with parsley, with Haruspex i'd leave the grill but replace plain meat with marinated(probably using some local herbs) "how my dad used to make them" shashliks plus some canned peas and ketchup to go with it, and i feel like the Changeling would bring hematogen(blood chocolate that's usually sold as medicine) or kutia(sweet funeral porridge with honey, raisins, nuts and poppy seeds), possibly even both
I also laughed out loud at this because it’s absolutely true. There’s a quote from Nikolay in that article I referenced in my last video where he says, “Russians don’t drink as much as you think they do. They drink much, much more.” I think about this all the time.
I brought some corn bread. It's just jiffy band corn bread mix, but I use soy milk instead of cow milk because I never buy cow milk. It's cheap and easy to make so I can still feel like I contributed without worrying whether my dish was good or not
While I am late to this video, i really enjoyed it haha :) really good writing in this, I enjoyed your portrayals of the characters very much. I think I will try to make a few of these dishes. And for real, if you are getting burnt out of Pathologic dont be afraid to take a break from it. It would really suck for your love of the game to be diminished becuase of all the time you sink into playing, thinking, writing, and talking about it. Everyone has a limit on specific subjects regardless of how much importance and love we hold on them.
Yeah, I think I finally got what I really needed to say out of my system, which is good because I was really obsessing about the game for a while haha. This video was 90% a joke that I took too far, though, since my brain is physically incapable of being concise.
A year late to this pathologic party but I want to contribute. I’m bringing these mini grilled cheese sandwiches I make with ham and apple slices on them
The more I get into pathologic the more accurate this becomes. Edit; no seriously I cannot get the vlad jr entry out of my brain it’s so in character that it’s physically painful to me.
This video gives me much serotonin, but this beef tartare hate is just unwarranted. One day, people will realize the greatness of well seasoned beef tartare...
Look. Look. I am not going to be responsible for someone giving themselves food poisoning because they think hmmm beef tartare seems like a good idea and I want to try it for myself. If you want beef tartare, go to a trained professional.
Yup, never heard of Potluck parties (I'm British). Though we do stuff like that at times but don't really have a name for it. Usually happens when the host can't be arsed to cook that day.
I'd probably bring a second rate cut of steak, Something like chuck blade; It'd be cooked till it was about medium rare, They'd all be hand seasoned; Followed up with hand chopped home fries because I am incapable of making a steak without some form of potato: Everyone would be confused as to how a lobster did all this with his hands bound.
Excellent insights! For me, probably a vegetable & oil pasta dish, because it's always a crowd pleaser & easy to make vegan, &/or a crab salad, because it's quick & I like seafood
I'm about a year too late, but I would probably bring sweet and sour chicken with fried rice. Something that doesn't exactly fit but someone already brought German Potato Salad.. And I don't want to try and flip a Bubble and Squeak
I know I’m late to the potluck, but I’m bringing along some sort of potato and cheese casserole. Maybe I’ll toss in a handful of kale or chopped spinach to add some actual nutrition, but really it’s hard to go wrong with a cheesy, carb-loaded mess.
Given the news that has come out about Nikolay Dybowski, I am adding a pinned comment to all of my Pathologic videos. It can't be the exact same pinned comment, apparently, because then RUclips believes I'm a spammer and keeps deleting it or disabling the links. I am incredibly annoyed at Google right now, but there is nothing to be done. Basically, there is credible evidence against Dybowski. If you want to look at the evidence against him, follow this link, but please note a content warning for CSA: docs.google.com/document/d/1KeKKptAkn1D662UZYdWWg-mr16YbYK-S/edit. In light of this, I want to encourage people to take a look at these allegations for themselves and let their friends who might be interested in Pathologic know about them as well. The rumor is that these allegations have been an open secret around Dybowski for some time, and one of the worst things people in the Pathologic community can do is let them fade into secrecy once more. I am not going to judge you if you want to continue engaging with Pathologic; I am simply asking that you do so with knowledge of this evidence against its creator. If you would like to do something to help, the following tumblr has some great links for organizations you can donate to: auroraoptica.tumblr.com/post/647700868588863488/hey-everyone-given-the-recent-news-from-twitter. Thanks everyone, and take care of yourselves. And gosh dang it RUclips, stop deleting my own comments.
Thanks so much for adding this comment, it's important for everyone to openly talk about it so, as you said, it doesn't fade into secrecy. But also... I have been looking forward to watching your videos once I finished my playthrough of P1 and I now really feel bad for all the work you put into them only to find out this awful information. TBH this video really has helped me get through the end of this rough day. It was a reminder that the Pathologic community has so much creativity and charm and all the things that have been made for it still have value. Hope you are doing well.
@@PermianExtinction Thanks, yeah, I think I'm doing okay. I'm also probably more upset than I think I am since I haven't really been able to focus on anything else today. Yeah ... this is rough. It's hard to find out that something that has been meaningful to you and that you spent a ton of time with and that has helped you connect with other people was made by a pretty awful person. On the one hand, I feel kind of fortunate that I'm finding out now after I had already pretty much processed everything about Pathologic that I needed to and was planning on moving on anyways. On the other hand, I definitely wish I'd known this all along. And I feel absolutely selfish for thinking of myself right now because obviously the victims of his grooming matter the most, even though I know that selfishness is just (sigh) part of being human. I'm glad this silly video helped you get through the day. One of the more important things to me in making these videos has been building a community of rad people, so I totally agree about the community aspect of Pathologic. The guy who made Pathologic might be a dirtbag, but that doesn't mean we can't still be a community without him.
I bring probably my strawberry cheesecake! This sounds braggy but... for context, I and some family can get overwhelmed by the cream-cheesy goodness of a cheesecake but my cheesecake according to (myself as well as) friends and family is so fluffy and not heavy at all! I'm very proud of it ;}
Oh, I bring a cookie cake, covered in honemade fudge spread on top. Good as fuck, tons of sugar tho, like, enough to kill a peasant in the middle ages. Most people will only have a small slice
I was thinking Big vlad would bring like a butterscotch pie, that's got actual scotch in it. (Young Vlad brings butterscotch pie with proper ingredients)
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The question "what did u bring to the potluck?" Left me so dumbfounded, horrified and in shock for some reason
:)
Everyone bringing in their nice dishes and Boomer Artemy be like "I just wanna grill for mother Bodho's sake!"
I fully believe that it's possible Artemy would just bring a bull and slaughter it outside the party just like Ron wanted to: ruclips.net/video/bqpRijthHOQ/видео.html
Babe, wake up! New hyperspecific Pathologic character analysis dropped!
Also, I'd bring deviled eggs with the yolks carefully piped back in. I think it'd be a good additional savory protein while still being a vegetarian option. People don't normally trust it at room temperature but it'd be one of the least suspicious dishes served. I'd put it right next to Daniil's cucumbers to deliberately evoke comparison between the preparation styles and watch as more of my contribution were taken than his so I could feel superior.
Haha that’s fantastic! I love it.
I brought bread. It might not be very tasty, but it does take about a quarter of your hunger away.
Extremely useful offering, thank you!
As long as it isn't thrown away!
God, the breakdown of Fat Vlad and Vlad the Younger's personalities and flaws with just a freaking apple pie is making my day. I'm going to use this example when describing them. A++
They're both so terrible lol.
I wanna add that Artemy also brings an entire spice rack with him for the grilling process, the amount of awkward shuffling intensifies as Artemy tries to simultaneously juggle all of his spice rubs at the same time as 5 different steaks. Daniil might also bring a jug of some obscur e recreation of an Ancient Roman drink, maybe posca? No one would drink it cause it’s straight up watered down vinegar with herbs, but Daniil would have a glass on him the entire night, espousing the beverage’s health benefits to everyone. Clara is doing bar tricks with anyone who will give her time time, and has made a solid $10.
Oh and I’m bringing homemade chips and a seven layer dip. I like the meditative process of frying chips and with the seven layer dip you only need to make some guac and refried beans (I like using black beans, myself) then every other layer you can buy at the store.
I'm wondering if Daniil would drink his posca either lol
Would Artemy and maybe Rubin be the only ones allowed to cut into the food with a knife, and would Daniil try to help out but the Kains would be like “no, no, you can’t use a knife, you’re not a menkhu”?
Also, I’ll just bring chips and salsa to the party.
An excellent point about using a knife. I would like to think this is exactly how it would play out but just because they are pranking Daniil and not because it's an actual town rule.
And salsa and chips are always welcome!
Daniil would either bring nothing and say that his presence is enough, or he would bring a crappy potato salad and insist that his offering is clearly the best.
I debated this point personally, whether P1 Daniil would bring something crappy that he spent 5 minutes on or whether he'd put an unnecessary amount of effort into a thing, act like it wasn't a big deal, and all that just so nobody would eat it, and I realized which one felt more right as I got to the end of the thought lol.
P2 Daniil would just bring a crappy potato salad though, totally, and then spend the whole time talking about how everyone should be lucky he took time out of his extremely busy schedule to be there lol.
@@PlayheadNorth don't be too mean to P2 Daniil, he isn't controlled by the player, and you know that uncontrolled Bachelor quickly evolves into Bitchelor
I invited my daughter to the potluck, who made a tray of delicious handmade chocolates I was planning to count as *my* contribution until I acknowledged to myself how crappy that was but by that time it was too late, so I rationalized purchasing something simple and unthreatening for people who didn’t want to experiment with others’ offerings and just bought a nut assortment, which when I got there was obviously just a worse, less thoughtful version of what the *children* had brought, so I spent the party not talking to anyone so no one could ask what my dish was. My daughter’s chocolates were amazing, though, so I’ll still get invited next time
Finally I'll get some answers to some *actually* important questions!
I know, right??? I don't know what I was thinking with my other videos on Pathologic when I could have just made this one the whole time.
Not from Mark, though!
Odd April Fools gag but I'll roll with it.
No, what's odd is how much thought I put into this. Enjoy the cringe lol.
in my wildest fantasies, some piece of fiction and the characters in it I create someday would be analyzed to the point of someone working out what they would bring to a potluck--mostly because it involves such an in-depth breakdown of each character's psychology and motives and presents it in such a relatable setting. I feel like that's got to be one of the highest honors an artist could get. No cap.
Same, it's a sign of how much depth the characters possess.
I would probably bring some obscure strangely flavored 2 liter soda that no one else drinks so I can have it all to myself while acting like I still brought something. So basically something Daniil would do.
Haha I love it!
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I love this. I like the interpretation that Peter is either too depressed or never took care of himself before that he made a dish that’s inedible lol. I would also love to imagine that one day he mustered enough energy and made a “utopian creation” dish that just defies all laws of the universe. Like the donut in everything everywhere all at once. And turns the potluck into a lovecraftian abomination of a party.
And Andrey will be like that’s my brother what a genius
Artemy arrives with an oversized backpack containing various cow organs, herbs, basic chemistry equipment, and cooking utensils he then proceeds to start a fire in your yard, and with methods that defy your knowledge of cooking, chemistry, and basic sanitation he produces a sickly green concoction with half-melted strands of meat floating in it. When you ask him what it is He answers "It's a local remedy, it will cure your hunger" he offers you a small vial "Drink it in one shot, your stomach will not permit you to take a second." when you refuse Artemy casually drinks the concoction. The potion remains in a punch bowl untouched for about a hour during this time Artemy spends his time talking to Rubin and checking on the termites while ignoring all of the food. Once It becomes clear that no one will ever touch his concoction pour the potion into a water skin then leaves. You later hear that Saburov’s men arrested him in the factory district for distributing food or beverages without a license. He insists to this day that is a conspiracy trying to suppress the cure for hunger and protect the meat industry.
I love this.
this is my favorite pathologic video ever made thank you for this masterpiece
I am very glad you enjoyed it. I cut a full two minutes of giggling from the recording and at least five instances of "this is so dumb, why am I doing this."
Steamed Dried Bok Choy and Bamboo with Pork belly, a dish from my mother's hometown. Salty, and delicious. Also quite plentiful.
Oh, that sounds delicious!
Three apple pies. Classic Olgimskys!
Also I brought a vegan cheesecake to the potluck. I spent too much money on the toppings because I wanted to dazzle people and I'm self conscious to bring a vegan dish to what I assume is a bunch of meat loving Russians potluck. When it is told to me that desserts are already over catered for I curse myself that I didn't just go with some veggie samosas and dipping sauce.
Amazing, I love it!
Also Yulia sees you eyeing the three apple pies at the party and gives a little sigh. "This happens more often that you might think," she says. "I think they mostly all miss Victoria."
This truly made my horrible week so much better
I'm so happy to have helped! I'm glad this piece of trash has made the world at least a tiny bit better.
I bring a catering tray full of mac-and-cheese because I live in the south and that's just what we do here. Also a bunch of iced-tea.
Ah, that sounds delicious!
NONE, they wouldn't have any food on them.
Oh no! Well ... still, enjoy the party!
I brought raisins. For the kids.
I'd probably bring some "special" brownies just to see what will happen.
NOBODY LET CLARA TOUCH THEM
@@PlayheadNorth what's the fun in that?
i bring chicken and dumplings with some added carrots, green beans, mushrooms, and corn. the dumplings look a lot more like biscuits but it's quite good! i also bring a punch bowl of a light green drink that i swear is lemonade and after cautiously taking a sip it does indeed appear to be just exotic lemonade. (it is actually just several bottles of calypso kiwi lemonade dumped into a bowl with some lemon slices to be fun and goofy)
Those saburov and mark impressions were on point
I am a little disturbed at how easy it was to write and talk a convincing Mark.
Am I the true Mark? Has Mark been inside of me all along? Big questions I need to consider.
@@PlayheadNorth I love your channel, but if it turns out that you were Mark Immortell all along then we might have to talk *pulls out revolver* (this comment was written by someone who died just 4 times in the abattoir section of patho 2)
If I turn out to secretly be Mark, no one will be more horrified than myself.
I bring baked beans to the party because I can't imagine a party without them. I didn't make them though, I take baked beans from a can and put them in a slow cooker so they stay warm throughout the party.
Excellent foresight with the slow cooker!
I brought bottles of kefir because I love to see the opinions on it and we needed more beverage options.
Algorithm boost aside, I love love love the character analysis potential when it comes to food. Clara's felt perfect because I feel similarly about her the way I do puppy chow- indifferent and a bit unnerved about the affection towards it.
Danill my beloved. he would bring a grocery store cake and pretend he baked it. personally i would bring savory palmiers- a palmier with goat cheese, sundried tomatoes, toasted pine nuts, and pesto on the inside instead of sugar and butter. so absurdly, absurdly good.
I'd bring a pan of brownies and then JUST IN CASE everyone else brought dessert too I would bring a couple bags of salad mix since you can never be too careful
This is a very sensible decision, thank you!
I personally find this video brilliant and groundbreaking. No need for further analysis after this.
Also, I would've brought chocolate cookies to the potluck, and then felt bad once I realized that there were already many desserts and maybe bringing a dinner food would've been better. Lol
I honestly can't believe I didn't make this sooner. What was the point of writing a Hamlet about Pathologic when i could end all discourse with a 20 min video?
Also, I'm honestly not going to complain about the insane number of desserts at the party. I want to see what happens to Daniil when he gets a sugar high.
@@PlayheadNorth If anybody ever asks you again which Pathologic ending is the best, even after your essay about it, you can just link them this video
Yes, I love this.
I'm english so we don't call them potlucks, but we do have those kinds of partys. My mum used to always make these amazing vegan cheese straws, they were so good in fact that I would just eat them all before anyone else got the chance.
Oooh, that sounds delicious!
"you end up with quite a lot of dessert food, and little actual food..." NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE! *procedes to eat nothing but the the olgimskies apple pies for the rest of the night*
Haha, yes! Please! I don't want three leftover pies!
after watching your full pathologic series this is the perfect video to end it on that’s both fun and insightful on character analysis. amazing work
also i bring homemade street tacos because im pretty sure none of the townspeople have ever had one before and THAT is the real tragedy of pathologic
Thank you! And those sound delicious!
Me : Sorry Executor, I didn't know this was a real potluck party I just came here because I recognized some people I know.
Executor : Did you at least enjoy spending more time with these people you know ?
Me : Oh yes, definitely, thank you so much Playhead !
Awww, thank you! Hey, make sure you at least take a slice of apple pie before you leave! We have waaaaay too much.
@@PlayheadNorth I'll take some of Capella's if there's any left... Wait, what is that Bachelor trying to explain to the Kain's daughter ? DANIIL NO !!!
Dang it, I literally had a talk with him about this before the party started. I guess it’s time to drag him into the hall and yell at him again...
@@PlayheadNorth I'll stay a little longer then. Wouldn't miss it for the world. ;)
I love how much of a wife guy victor is
It’s so true.
The timing of Vlad the younger’s change of expression with his admission that he didn’t bake the pie is a nice touch
Edit: this worked even better with Aspity
Clara brings a can of green beans that she dug out of the trash, but it’s half eaten already because she got hungry on the walk there
She claims her sister ate them.
I don't know if I should ask you to create more RP/fanfics vids on pathologic or create an entire novel. PLEASSSSE SHARE MORE OF YOUR CREATIVE EXPRESSION.
Ahhh, thank you! It's so humbling to have people who keep enjoying the weird things I can't stop myself from making.
This is adorable. And you know what I also did something similar with my favorite game series of all time the Mass Effect Trillogy.
In the last game theres a DLC where you can have a party and invite all your friends and as much as i lovvvvveeeeed the concept i felt there should have been more going on so i thought up an entire plot of what happened, who hooked up with who, who became close friends after the party, ect.
Im not a good fanfiction writer so i never put it on a website or anything but i do remember vividly writing about it in high school lol
I respect the time it took to actually look up these dishes btw some i never even heard of.
Also I brought fried chicken and waffles
Awww, that sounds so cute! And chicken and waffles, delicious!
I'd prepare something easy, tasty and absolutely trashy like 30 chicken nuggets and mozarella sticks with some sweet and sour sauce i cooked while the oven baked.
maybe just my patented cheesetoast frittata, where in I'd bake some toast with ketchup on top together with some spiced to hell scrambled egg and then just cheese it in the last couple minutes.
Haha, that sounds great! Every potluck needs some trashy food.
The discussion isn't over yet - the people need to know what food the albino would bring!
My instinct is blondies, but only Clara can eat them because for anyone else, their eyes start bleeding if they look at them for too long.
This was so clever! Like honestly what a better way to introduce somebody to these characters!
Thank you! It was a weird project but a lot of fun to work on haha.
Nobody interested in the welbeing of their digestion, especially in dire times like these... so let me be the one and only to bring some FREAKING soup!
Good call! SOUP!
I'd bring Artemy the Onion.
Horrible joke out of the way... I'd bring some boxed wine.
Dang, I could have put an onion in the thumbnail and didn't. Missed opportunity.
@@PlayheadNorth no need to worry this video is a gem. The multiple apple pies was my favorite bit.
I'm genuinely sad that you're not going to upload more videos about Pathologic haha
It’s the price I pay for having produced the video that is the sum of all Pathologic.
All joking aside, I’ll probably do something Pathologic again at some point, but I have some other games I’d like to talk about first.
Ah yes, my comfort vídeo
Awww thank you!
Seeing as Andrew is the only guest who has brought drinks, albeit low grade alcohol twyrine, I too would probably bring some kind of non alcoholic drinks for the kids. Lemonade or a fruit punch with actual fruit in it.
(Also I would totally eat a lot of daniil’s appetizer bites. Crunch crunch tomatoes and cucumbers)
Oooh, good call on the drinks. (And yes, I also think the appetizer bites sound great, the townspeople just need to loosen up a little and not eat so much beef lol).
Lemon drizzle cake. Its simple, sweet, and probably helps boost plague immunity.
Probably.
I bet it also increases hunger, which is great because the Olgimskys keep saying they don’t want to bring home any leftovers, and I don’t know what to do with three pies. Eat the pies, people!
I just finished watching all your pathologic videos. Really wonderful analysis, everything with in-depth, and fascinating. This is truly the masterpiece on top of them.
I bring Chocolate Walnut Meringues! They're relatively easy to make once you whip up a nice meringue, and they're rich with chocolate, yet light in texture!
That sounds absolutely delicious!
I truly enjoyed this! It felt like an omake segment at the end if Pathologic was an anime, lol. I imagined everyone to be small little chibis bringing dishes and having fun at the potluck!
I would bring mapo tofu and rice, because it is a comforting and spicy main dish.
Oooh, that sounds delicious! I'm sure that the town could use a bit more spice at the potluck.
Now THIS is the patho content I needed
I feel greatly humbled to have created what is clearly the Mona Lisa of Pathologic analysis videos.
chicken and dumplings... its comfy!
I’ll be rewatching this a gajillion times. You’ve blessed my Pathologic-hungry heart today ❤️
Also I’d bring gingerbread \:D
Sounds delicious!
I'm bringing a Frito pie with layers of white and yellow American cheese, and chili cheese Fritos instead of regular. It's salty and will fill a reasonable amount of your Hunger meter but deplete your Thirst and Health significantly. I'm somehow even later than the Stamatins, halfway through a bottle of twyrine, and spend most of the party bullying Daniil about using dried dill instead of fresh on his cucumber bites.
(thanks for making this video, it was really fun)
That sounds terrible, but dang if the Stamatins aren't going to need some hangover food, haha.
@@PlayheadNorth I can't promise it'll taste good, but it will be piping hot
Yay! I JUST finished watching the entire series while doing my work, perfect timing for a new video xD
I hope you enjoy it. I really don’t know that it’s something to get excited about...
@@PlayheadNorth I understand how you feel. It's really hard admitting to yourself that you made something good. But I laughed my ass off at the apple pie part!
You spent many hours going over the videos (maybe watched them hundreds of times while editing). That repetition kind of sucks out the entertainment/interest of the creator. You have analyzed your own videos more than anyone else, that's why they might seem mediocre. Whenever I look back on my own projects, all I see are flaws. That's normal.
In reality, all viewers see the videos for the first time. Only they can truly appreciate the work, the talent, the research and the love that you put in these videos (and you put in like, metric TONS of it). You may only see flaws from your perspective, but everyone else sees the full picture!
Trust me when I say this, your videos are a great time!
Thank you for entertaining (and educating) me for the last 4 hours :D
Awww, thank you! After watching the stuff I create through the editing process endless times, it is very true that I get to the point where I'm asking myself, "This is terrible, right?"
This is amazing, I had so much fun watching this. Genuinely one of the best videos ever.
As for me, I think I'd bring chicken and egg donburi. The first japanese recipe I ever learned to make, it's a lovely simple dish that always goes down well when I cook it.
That sounds delicious!
I keep coming back to this video.
Peter getting out of the bathtub is self care.
But as for my dish to this potluck, I bring ham and cheese bread! Take croissant dough flattened and still in tact, a thin layer of Dijon Mustard, then in the center layer deli sliced ham and shredded cheese (Colby Jack tends to be my favorite). After it is assembled, you lift the sides of the croissant dough and pinch them together in the center. Take an egg, beat it, and spread it out on the top of your loaf, and sprinkle sesame seeds on top! I forgot what the original recipe said to bake it at, but I usually go with 375 degrees until golden brown. Cut into pieces that are about two fingers thick, and enjoy! Great finger food, always a hit at gatherings.
Oh wow, that sounds so delicious!
Also, I have a feeling that for Peter, getting into the bathtub is also self care. Really, anything that is not drinking twyrine is self care.
This is such an insightful video; I never truly understood Pathologic before this 😔
(Also this is brilliant and gave me a good laugh! I would bring strawberry spinach salad with a balsamic vinaigrette. Delicious and light)
Ooooh, that sounds great! I love a good strawberry spinach salad!
a few years ago i went to a potluck where, beforehand we all filled out a google form saying what we'd bring and this hipster-y film bro i sorta knew simply said he's bringing "the party." anyways that's andrey i think
This is correct.
Ummm....usually I bring seasonal fruit. Everyone brings junk food and my fruit is gone in 20 minutes XD
Haha, thank you for the healthy options!
I would have brought homemade mac n cheese and Betty Crocker Fudge Brownies because those brownies are perfection and there's no such thing as too many desserts!!
Both of those sound amazing!
I can’t believe I was so invested in this video
Potlucks are serious business
What else is there to bring than a delicious egg
What about *smoked meat*?
I bring a plate with partly flat suger cookies and store bought maple cookie
Mmm, yes, thank you for contributing to what is now a gigantic dessert table!
is meaning not enough for you...
Sorry all. demons possessing me.
You remembered Teensy ("the girl") & Tot ("the boy")!!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺
The good ending :)
What's the point in throwing the brownies in the trash? One of the protagonists is bound to look through it.
I wonder what a Worm would bring to the potluck? Whatever it is, he probably won't share the recipe unless you help him find his Herb Bride who mysteriously ran off.
Excellent point about the trash. One way or another, I have a feeling that Clara is definitely going to end up eating them.
I'm not sure what a worm would bring. Probably root vegetables? And honestly, I have a feeling that if you found the herb bride, she'd be more than happy to bribe you with food to keep her location secret, and I bet her food is better.
@@PlayheadNorth Yeah, probably. I don't even want to think about what Worms eat now that I think about it.
I don't know if this was done on purpose, but it was really cute that the Inquisitor's little smile was timed perfectly to her dish's reveal ❤
It wasn’t, but I love that you noticed that! It was fate!
I brought Peanut Butter and chocolate chip cookies!! >:DD
You made me think about the same list but with russian/eastern european foods and the may holidays gatherings that may be the closest thing to a potluck these cultures have. Bachelor would definitely bring some savory tartlets garnished with parsley, with Haruspex i'd leave the grill but replace plain meat with marinated(probably using some local herbs) "how my dad used to make them" shashliks plus some canned peas and ketchup to go with it, and i feel like the Changeling would bring hematogen(blood chocolate that's usually sold as medicine) or kutia(sweet funeral porridge with honey, raisins, nuts and poppy seeds), possibly even both
Oooh I love this! Thank you for sharing!
This is amazing. Thank you.
Glad you enjoyed it!
As a slav that lives in a small country near Russia, i can say that they all would bring vodka. Sorry.
There is no vodka. Only twyrine. Twyrine forever.
I also laughed out loud at this because it’s absolutely true. There’s a quote from Nikolay in that article I referenced in my last video where he says, “Russians don’t drink as much as you think they do. They drink much, much more.” I think about this all the time.
Okay I'm gonna say eggplant parmesan, but realalistically I would have brought apple pie #4, homemade
Look, I’m not actually complaining. I love apple pie.
I brought some corn bread. It's just jiffy band corn bread mix, but I use soy milk instead of cow milk because I never buy cow milk. It's cheap and easy to make so I can still feel like I contributed without worrying whether my dish was good or not
I buy jiffy corn bread mix, and it's great, so this is a solid bring.
While I am late to this video, i really enjoyed it haha :) really good writing in this, I enjoyed your portrayals of the characters very much. I think I will try to make a few of these dishes. And for real, if you are getting burnt out of Pathologic dont be afraid to take a break from it. It would really suck for your love of the game to be diminished becuase of all the time you sink into playing, thinking, writing, and talking about it. Everyone has a limit on specific subjects regardless of how much importance and love we hold on them.
Yeah, I think I finally got what I really needed to say out of my system, which is good because I was really obsessing about the game for a while haha. This video was 90% a joke that I took too far, though, since my brain is physically incapable of being concise.
A year late to this pathologic party but I want to contribute. I’m bringing these mini grilled cheese sandwiches I make with ham and apple slices on them
Those sound delicious!
The more I get into pathologic the more accurate this becomes.
Edit; no seriously I cannot get the vlad jr entry out of my brain it’s so in character that it’s physically painful to me.
He’s so terrible. I love it.
rad
Is it though?
@@PlayheadNorth yep, lots of thought put in. also I would bring a Bolognese but no spaghetti
Oooh, Bolognese sounds delicious! Now I'm hungry.
This video gives me much serotonin, but this beef tartare hate is just unwarranted. One day, people will realize the greatness of well seasoned beef tartare...
Look. Look. I am not going to be responsible for someone giving themselves food poisoning because they think hmmm beef tartare seems like a good idea and I want to try it for myself. If you want beef tartare, go to a trained professional.
My thoughts exactly! Beef tartare is the best!
Yup, never heard of Potluck parties (I'm British). Though we do stuff like that at times but don't really have a name for it. Usually happens when the host can't be arsed to cook that day.
I am glad to spread this useless tidbit of American culture to the world haha.
I put crispy cookies into a blender, turned it into powder, and made edible sand castles.
Sounds tasty and fun!
Nerd fuel right here
I am glad people are not judging me too hard for this because I am judging myself for making this ... piece of trash art.
I would bring probably either some soda, brownies, or really nice bread. You can never go wrong with bread.
Mmmm, bread!
I'm dying about the apple pie cadavour this is the pathologic content we deserve
Thank you! I’m just going to say that it’s canon now that the Olgimskys have a thing for apple pies.
@@PlayheadNorth it truly is and I won't take it otherwise
I'd probably bring a second rate cut of steak, Something like chuck blade; It'd be cooked till it was about medium rare, They'd all be hand seasoned; Followed up with hand chopped home fries because I am incapable of making a steak without some form of potato: Everyone would be confused as to how a lobster did all this with his hands bound.
enough of path of logic for the day
I have ended all Pathologic discourse, so enough for ... forever?
haha hopefully not
Excellent insights! For me, probably a vegetable & oil pasta dish, because it's always a crowd pleaser & easy to make vegan, &/or a crab salad, because it's quick & I like seafood
Both sound delicious!
Ahhh yes. Thank you so much for clearing this up for me! Incredibly insightful.
I'm so glad I was able to make this video! I feel like it'll be really helpful for the Pathologic community going forward.
Homemade vegetarian sushi, stacks of them.
I'm about a year too late, but I would probably bring sweet and sour chicken with fried rice. Something that doesn't exactly fit but someone already brought German Potato Salad.. And I don't want to try and flip a Bubble and Squeak
That sounds like a great addition to the party!
I know I’m late to the potluck, but I’m bringing along some sort of potato and cheese casserole. Maybe I’ll toss in a handful of kale or chopped spinach to add some actual nutrition, but really it’s hard to go wrong with a cheesy, carb-loaded mess.
So true! Hard to say no to potatoes and cheese.
this makes me feel inadequate cause all i did for april fools was make my discord server into homer simpson gaming
Look, I put way too much effort into this video, so I would not necessarily recommend.
Given the news that has come out about Nikolay Dybowski, I am adding a pinned comment to all of my Pathologic videos. It can't be the exact same pinned comment, apparently, because then RUclips believes I'm a spammer and keeps deleting it or disabling the links. I am incredibly annoyed at Google right now, but there is nothing to be done.
Basically, there is credible evidence against Dybowski. If you want to look at the evidence against him, follow this link, but please note a content warning for CSA: docs.google.com/document/d/1KeKKptAkn1D662UZYdWWg-mr16YbYK-S/edit.
In light of this, I want to encourage people to take a look at these allegations for themselves and let their friends who might be interested in Pathologic know about them as well. The rumor is that these allegations have been an open secret around Dybowski for some time, and one of the worst things people in the Pathologic community can do is let them fade into secrecy once more. I am not going to judge you if you want to continue engaging with Pathologic; I am simply asking that you do so with knowledge of this evidence against its creator.
If you would like to do something to help, the following tumblr has some great links for organizations you can donate to: auroraoptica.tumblr.com/post/647700868588863488/hey-everyone-given-the-recent-news-from-twitter.
Thanks everyone, and take care of yourselves. And gosh dang it RUclips, stop deleting my own comments.
Thanks so much for adding this comment, it's important for everyone to openly talk about it so, as you said, it doesn't fade into secrecy. But also... I have been looking forward to watching your videos once I finished my playthrough of P1 and I now really feel bad for all the work you put into them only to find out this awful information. TBH this video really has helped me get through the end of this rough day. It was a reminder that the Pathologic community has so much creativity and charm and all the things that have been made for it still have value. Hope you are doing well.
@@PermianExtinction Thanks, yeah, I think I'm doing okay. I'm also probably more upset than I think I am since I haven't really been able to focus on anything else today. Yeah ... this is rough. It's hard to find out that something that has been meaningful to you and that you spent a ton of time with and that has helped you connect with other people was made by a pretty awful person. On the one hand, I feel kind of fortunate that I'm finding out now after I had already pretty much processed everything about Pathologic that I needed to and was planning on moving on anyways. On the other hand, I definitely wish I'd known this all along. And I feel absolutely selfish for thinking of myself right now because obviously the victims of his grooming matter the most, even though I know that selfishness is just (sigh) part of being human.
I'm glad this silly video helped you get through the day. One of the more important things to me in making these videos has been building a community of rad people, so I totally agree about the community aspect of Pathologic. The guy who made Pathologic might be a dirtbag, but that doesn't mean we can't still be a community without him.
I bring probably my strawberry cheesecake! This sounds braggy but... for context, I and some family can get overwhelmed by the cream-cheesy goodness of a cheesecake but my cheesecake according to (myself as well as) friends and family is so fluffy and not heavy at all! I'm very proud of it ;}
That doesn't sound braggy at all! That sounds delicious!
This is innacuarte because no Slav would turn their nose up at steak tartare.
I brought pumpkin curry with chicken. The curry is not a puree because im not a monster (jkjk) i just really love this dish
Oh, I bring a cookie cake, covered in honemade fudge spread on top. Good as fuck, tons of sugar tho, like, enough to kill a peasant in the middle ages. Most people will only have a small slice
That sounds delicious! Good thing I have a very high sugar tolerance!
I was thinking Big vlad would bring like a butterscotch pie, that's got actual scotch in it. (Young Vlad brings butterscotch pie with proper ingredients)
I love this.
I'd bring a big bowl of pelemeni, just to have an actual russian dish at the table.
This video was really fun btw :)
I don’t think I’ve ever had pelemeni before, but they sound good!