GTA 5 Roleplay - DOJ 238 - The Smoke Business (Criminal)

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  • Sometimes trying to start a business is harder than it seems!
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Комментарии • 845

  • @someguy286
    @someguy286 7 лет назад +39

    Buggs: Have you got a pain in your leg
    Random Person: No
    Buggs: *Shoots his leg* What about now?
    that part made me cry of laughter holy crap best moment ever

  • @hutchs187
    @hutchs187 7 лет назад +39

    you guys should drive around in Hearses and get pulled over. when the cop walks up you should tell him "look, I'mma be straight with you. there's a body in the back"

    • @honkhonk5000
      @honkhonk5000 7 лет назад +4

      Evan Slezak I like it. Because it's kinda on the nose. It's a hearse there's a fifty fifty that there's a body in the back and the cops probably won't care but they can find some way to fuck the cops up

    • @ace4270
      @ace4270 3 года назад

      You mean hurst?

    • @juanDeportas
      @juanDeportas 3 года назад

      @@ace4270 no he doesn’t

  • @OfficialTEG
    @OfficialTEG 7 лет назад +49

    You guys need to do an episode like your the camera crew and your filming an episode of "COPS"

  • @cake8283
    @cake8283 6 лет назад +24

    "If they don't buy, they die."
    10/10 slogan

  • @bladeosbornvlogs892
    @bladeosbornvlogs892 7 лет назад +60

    I haven't laughed so hard for a while

    • @zahleeeqstephens4113
      @zahleeeqstephens4113 7 лет назад +1

      Blade Osborn vlogs ❓

    • @reginald7941
      @reginald7941 7 лет назад +4

      Zahleeeq Stephens that means this made him laugh so hard. And he hasn't laughed that hard in a while.

  • @Ryanhelpmeunderstand
    @Ryanhelpmeunderstand 5 лет назад +19

    “Oh so you don’t have any leg pain?”
    (Bang)
    “How about now? Now do you have leg pain?”... 🤣

  • @kalymjenkins6012
    @kalymjenkins6012 7 лет назад +21

    You, Polecat and Jeff need to do a bailiff episode. One of you runs the recovery truck, the other two confront other players for their debts and if they refuse to pay you take their vehicle. With how funny you all are, I’m sure you could implement some comedy into the episode

  • @sjsharkfan67
    @sjsharkfan67 4 года назад +30

    I love the wildly inaccurate and varying prices for a pound of weed

  • @loganator01
    @loganator01 7 лет назад +23

    was not expecting that leg shot. my god that was hilarious

  • @nickolassmaltz9546
    @nickolassmaltz9546 4 года назад +19

    You have any leg pain? *Shoots Leg* How bout now? lol

  • @DanielHernandez-wn4ol
    @DanielHernandez-wn4ol 4 года назад +11

    Buggs has mastered the art of driving while looking behind him

    • @baylorprice2342
      @baylorprice2342 4 года назад +7

      Daniel Hernandez he’s not the one driving lol

    • @jacobmarshall1232
      @jacobmarshall1232 4 года назад +2

      He’s not the one driving in this one, but yes he has...even in other episodes where he is driving. He’s the best driver I’ve seen in gta rp.

  • @jeredjohnson5300
    @jeredjohnson5300 2 года назад +18

    Damn $250 for a pound that's gotta be the worst dirt weed ever 😆

  • @CZF-ci8uw
    @CZF-ci8uw 7 лет назад +6

    "This isnt drugs. This is medical." 😂😂 Medications are drugs!

  • @calebbrook1348
    @calebbrook1348 4 года назад +14

    Man I really would like to get my hands on some Alaskan thunder fuck 💀

  • @TheHomeDepotMane
    @TheHomeDepotMane 4 года назад +14

    “$250 a pound” 🤣muss be sum bammer ass weed

    • @mrj30
      @mrj30 3 года назад

      They both have idea what weed actually sells for.

  • @DOUGL4S1
    @DOUGL4S1 7 лет назад +7

    An idea for a future episode: a Dishonest car salesman: Steal some of the civ's custom cars, go to Los Santos Customs, change some leters or numbers on the plate and try to sell it back to the civ you stole it from. You could maybe do a dealership of stolen cars.

  • @Lorens32258
    @Lorens32258 5 лет назад +20

    More like Smoked by the water

  • @Californiaaa
    @Californiaaa 6 лет назад +8

    Alaskan Thunderfuck irl is a dam good strain lmao

  • @jeffrym9786
    @jeffrym9786 7 лет назад +6

    Buggs " perpskerp, hootenanny "... Polecat " Alaskan thunder fuck " 😂😂😂

  • @BiGG_X
    @BiGG_X 4 года назад +11

    If you dont smoke, you get smoked! 🤣

    • @MF-LXRD
      @MF-LXRD 4 года назад +2

      That literally should have been their motto.

  • @maverick4220
    @maverick4220 5 лет назад +10

    4:20 lmfao that was hilarious "Got any leg pain" erm no Buggs shoots "How about now?"

  • @profithunter777
    @profithunter777 3 года назад +4

    "This is top shelf, it straight off the water" buggs says...yup hydro weed usually is top shelf lol

    • @mrj30
      @mrj30 3 года назад

      Kush is better.

  • @abezona
    @abezona 2 года назад +8

    “If they don’t buy, they die.” Seems legit

  • @MichaelDavis-ew3gy
    @MichaelDavis-ew3gy 4 года назад +7

    Hey to the main 2 guys who plays together all the time dont know your names..but i wake up and watch atleast 2 before istart my day....this shit is hilarious

    • @conartist8326
      @conartist8326 4 года назад +1

      Bayareabuggs= Brandon
      Polecat324= Jordan

  • @advgroo
    @advgroo 4 года назад +8

    I blew beer out of my nose on that Alaskan Thunder fuck comment

  • @ZNTGGamer
    @ZNTGGamer 7 лет назад +9

    I love that they put the first guy in the water and at the side of the van says smoke on the water

  • @bennupp2142
    @bennupp2142 5 лет назад +17

    500 for an ounce and then 250 for a pound, you guys are fucking pros.

    • @gorgeousfreeman4836
      @gorgeousfreeman4836 5 лет назад +5

      I mean hell if it was legit I'd be getting a pound of it lmao

    • @bennupp2142
      @bennupp2142 5 лет назад

      @@gorgeousfreeman4836 Just one?

    • @XX_TRYHARD_XX
      @XX_TRYHARD_XX 4 года назад

      Nah make it 2000 pounds

  • @O_Towne_Bear
    @O_Towne_Bear 4 года назад +7

    "Any leg pain?" - too funny

  • @AlbanyHermes
    @AlbanyHermes Год назад +8

    “If they don’t buy they die!”

  • @radermonscypionjr.295
    @radermonscypionjr.295 7 лет назад +3

    Buggs has the best videos out of all the DOJ guys

  • @Shankmeyster
    @Shankmeyster 7 лет назад +12

    That body dumping RP was some funny shit.

  • @1MoTimeRound
    @1MoTimeRound 2 месяца назад +2

    Do you have leg pain?
    No.
    *Bang*
    What about now???
    🤣

  • @chrismartino7556
    @chrismartino7556 5 лет назад +13

    3:58 "When you walk you fart" LMAOOOO

    • @Pit8813
      @Pit8813 5 лет назад

      christopher martino I died when he said that 😂😂😂

  • @Madmexican87
    @Madmexican87 2 года назад +10

    The best part it that it’s the same guy they shat on his throat lmao dude gets recked by the same guys because of his same attitude

  • @travisolson9413
    @travisolson9413 3 года назад +3

    Those dead bodies are very courteous and helpful in disposing of themselves. It's very nice of them to open doors for themselves when dead.

  • @jbtracks1121
    @jbtracks1121 6 лет назад +7

    pound of marijuana is $2,100 and hes saying that $250 is pricy lmao

  • @josephpilmanphotography
    @josephpilmanphotography 3 года назад +7

    PURP SKURP MAKES ME PISS MYSELF EVERYTIME LMAOOOOO

    • @garrettwalls821
      @garrettwalls821 3 года назад +2

      Love your profile pic from upchurchs song😂😂🙏

  • @tajuaneroberson6334
    @tajuaneroberson6334 7 лет назад +3

    The only struggle of only subscribing to buggs and polecat.... you sometime watch the samething twice. Which is sometimes okay, always cool to see it from a different angle

  • @krispyfinesse267
    @krispyfinesse267 7 лет назад +15

    welp, i was like yay a new episode only to find out it's a late upload on buggs, (I watched polecat's video of this already)

    • @hrebs
      @hrebs 7 лет назад +1

      Buggs was out of town, he saved this video to upload. Some people
      (including myself) want to see both views of the criminal. Criticism is
      not okay, Constructive Criticism is

  • @andresaren9805
    @andresaren9805 3 года назад +8

    Jesus christ. "Do you have any issues... like when you walk you fart..." I fucking died laughing

  • @ProudDad1976
    @ProudDad1976 7 лет назад +2

    The Trivia Clowns, yet another Buy Or Die video from the mind of Buggs LOL

    • @Poe-007
      @Poe-007 3 года назад

      Handsome

  • @maverick4220
    @maverick4220 6 лет назад +4

    Buggs: Got any pain? Civ: No Buggs: Shoots, How about now for some reason that had me in stitches for a good 5 minutes.

  • @Peekofwar
    @Peekofwar 6 лет назад +8

    I think the 911 command should function as follows:
    "/911" Defaults to police
    "/911 F" Calls for fire department specifically
    "/911 M" or "/911 P" Calls for medical specifically
    "/911 P" Calls default; Police

  • @frankcontreras9850
    @frankcontreras9850 7 лет назад +2

    I wonder if my wife gets mad at me because I rush home just to see you guyz on DOJ. Keep them coming your videos are the BOMB!

  • @TheRealGreenBuddah
    @TheRealGreenBuddah 4 года назад +4

    6:16- 6:42 they laughed away like Beavis and butthead

  • @bblakethewolfgamer4339
    @bblakethewolfgamer4339 6 лет назад +3

    What do you call a bouncing boat?
    Vanoss: HOUDINI!!!

  • @JustThatManAtTheTank
    @JustThatManAtTheTank 7 лет назад +3

    He really has been addicted to pointing lol

  • @alfonsojimenezcolon2867
    @alfonsojimenezcolon2867 5 лет назад +4

    Lmfaooo buys a pound of weed illegally then immediately run into a cops car sounds like my luck. 😂😂💀💀

  • @tylermcdonald8089
    @tylermcdonald8089 7 лет назад +6

    1lb for $250 is one hell of a deal. That's just over 453g. The normal price for 1g is $10-15

  • @titanroads6010
    @titanroads6010 7 лет назад +3

    Your motto should be "We don't take no as an answer"

  • @honkhonk5000
    @honkhonk5000 7 лет назад +4

    Oh my god! "You have any pain in your leg?" *bang*

  • @mrtacticool4946
    @mrtacticool4946 5 лет назад +7

    8:43 lol the guy is still in the water

  • @LibertadOMuerte562
    @LibertadOMuerte562 7 лет назад +7

    When you walk you fart 😂😂😂😂 jesus that had me 😂😂😂

  • @hreindustries
    @hreindustries 7 лет назад +1

    this brings me back to the OOGLE 2.0 episode, easily the funniest episode ive watched.

  • @robertcrocker9093
    @robertcrocker9093 4 года назад +8

    Alaskan thunder fuck had me dead

  • @realiize
    @realiize 7 лет назад +8

    We you see ooh a new episode but then you realise you seen this a few days ago 😤

  • @xEmji
    @xEmji 4 года назад +6

    I hope this is what gta6 is like

  • @maceanraicnoonan3272
    @maceanraicnoonan3272 7 лет назад +3

    Posted 28 minutes ago and already 7800 views. Good for you Buggs (Polecat too).

  • @zvone908
    @zvone908 4 года назад +13

    “Smoke OR The Water”

  • @IBenFishin
    @IBenFishin 4 года назад +6

    A POUND FOR 250 yessssssssss pleaseeeeee

  • @JamesFerminVideos
    @JamesFerminVideos 7 лет назад +2

    These characters did this shit better than Agents 48 and 49. Lol

  • @Joe-hy2ky
    @Joe-hy2ky 3 года назад +5

    Wish these guys were all together on gta again.

  • @that_gaming_guy
    @that_gaming_guy Год назад +7

    Anyone else is bow finding these videos on RUclips now but you didn't f8nd them 5 years ago

    • @Lakota238
      @Lakota238 Год назад +1

      This one was the first RP vid I ever saw, I found it in like early 2018. Didn’t even know RP existed. Been hooked since lol

    • @Cap193.
      @Cap193. Год назад +1

      I found it like 3 years ago idk what my first vid was but now I am rewatching entire series for 3rd or 4th time lmao

  • @GameZedd01
    @GameZedd01 7 лет назад +1

    Bugs needs to wait 1 second when he exits a vehicle so he CLOSES THE GODDAMN DOOR!

  • @technic9anz700
    @technic9anz700 4 года назад +5

    Aye gimme a pound of purp for $250 I'm down😂

  • @ashleymeeper1684
    @ashleymeeper1684 3 года назад +4

    Full episodes and no pull over niiiiccceeee

  • @NoluckEli
    @NoluckEli 7 лет назад +4

    Been waiting all day

  • @bigvert
    @bigvert 7 лет назад +2

    "Alaskan Thunderfuck" -Polecat 2017

  • @hrebs
    @hrebs 7 лет назад +4

    well that escalated quick

  • @ElRodriPR
    @ElRodriPR 2 года назад +9

    6:08
    company name:Smoke on the water
    first client: underwater (but not smoking XD)

  • @seanoneyjr.9380
    @seanoneyjr.9380 7 лет назад +1

    Bugs can't go one day without watching your vids bro keep it up your doing good

  • @mhmd.m4165
    @mhmd.m4165 7 лет назад +11

    Uhhhh i was so excited for a new doj but I already watched it long ago on polecats channel..😞

  • @MaxA51-Gaming
    @MaxA51-Gaming 7 лет назад +1

    Buggs, On DOJ, a suggestion is that you could do a State Constable Patrol and see if people would RP that you are the State Constable.

  • @williamyoung8268
    @williamyoung8268 4 года назад +2

    I dont know if someone already commented on this subject yet but he said "coma estes muy bien mota" and tranlated it to "hello my name is weed" im a big fan of these bros for that reason and many more😂😂

  • @stormoftheyear9913
    @stormoftheyear9913 4 года назад +4

    Nice slogan, smoke on the water you don’t buy you die

  • @calskickz
    @calskickz 7 лет назад +1

    can't stop watching these, all your videos that i've watched have been great

  • @kennyismynickname
    @kennyismynickname 5 лет назад +7

    Lmfao an ounce for 500 but then a pound for 250

    • @dashcash8538
      @dashcash8538 5 лет назад

      No that wasn't an ounce it was for the "medical card"

    • @gorgeousfreeman4836
      @gorgeousfreeman4836 5 лет назад

      @@dashcash8538 you ever smoked or bought weed...?

  • @onlyglobs7191
    @onlyglobs7191 24 дня назад

    crazy that 7 years later, buggs and ryan do the taco truck idea 0:18

  • @dominicgrudgings
    @dominicgrudgings 7 лет назад +1

    Dont even need to watch the video to like it, i already know its gonna be amazing keep up the amazing work bugggs ❤️❤️❤️

  • @louisjcam5358
    @louisjcam5358 7 лет назад +1

    Keep up the great work. This is my favourite series on RUclips.

  • @JustThatManAtTheTank
    @JustThatManAtTheTank 7 лет назад +3

    I'm seeing way too many comments saying I've seen this before.. re upload.. etc. it was uploaded on polecats channel a week or two ago. And I think the reason why it's so far apart is because buggs was on vacation

  • @emily4480
    @emily4480 6 лет назад +3

    "or when you walk you fart"- Polecat 2017

  • @TheSJ12
    @TheSJ12 7 лет назад +4

    For the next video you guys should be car dealers and sell the vans that you commit crimes in!

  • @FreeUpTheWeed
    @FreeUpTheWeed 7 лет назад +3

    "Having trouble unwinding at the end of the day, difficulty sleeping at night(...or day)..sick of listening to your step mother or kids? Try medical marijuana today". Etc

  • @hulkhogan4203
    @hulkhogan4203 7 лет назад +1

    I wanna see a diplomatic immunity playthrough where you commit crimes as a foreign national

  • @pdbs6819
    @pdbs6819 7 лет назад +27

    You should do an episode where you steal police cars without them noticing. Like so buggs can see this

  • @salem8391
    @salem8391 3 года назад +2

    This episode should be called bounty hunting lol

  • @Macandi293
    @Macandi293 2 года назад +3

    That’s insane he decided to pull out a knife before the civilian decided to kick his vehicle during the hour he purchased the drugs.

  • @hreindustries
    @hreindustries 7 лет назад +5

    holy shit a pound for 250 bucks what a deal

    • @HighExplosiveSerenade
      @HighExplosiveSerenade 7 лет назад

      Totally man! Less than 2 $ a gram! That's the stuff! XD In my country it would be around 2650 $ for that!

  • @josephkay4219
    @josephkay4219 3 года назад +5

    250 for a pound? I'd buy lmao

  • @TheAddictedBoy911
    @TheAddictedBoy911 7 лет назад +3

    Maybe an episode with some sort of 'Survival Mode'? Cops have no limits, can wreck the shit out of your car and stuff. Maybe a fun idea? But it's up to you Buggs, still love your vids though

    • @boylejvfootball8413
      @boylejvfootball8413 7 лет назад +1

      There is a policy for DOJ, so they cant do that. But maybe the guys can do a Code Zero Patrol like this!

  • @ericmack1077
    @ericmack1077 3 года назад +1

    “We’re just inside each other.” 😂

  • @thegame5522
    @thegame5522 7 лет назад +4

    Buggs can you do a pizza delivery video with polecat

  • @N0UG37
    @N0UG37 7 лет назад +1

    More from Buggs is always good!

  • @powcar91
    @powcar91 7 лет назад +5

    Polecat: any problems like when you walk you fart. Or anything that would make your day shitty. Lol

  • @skimasktheslumpgodspizza6275
    @skimasktheslumpgodspizza6275 7 лет назад +2

    Finally been waiting all day

  • @owengreene226
    @owengreene226 4 года назад +3

    People probably do sell heroin outta vans 😂😂😂

  • @fngspencer2398
    @fngspencer2398 5 лет назад +9

    6:32 don’t buy they die😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jacobmarshall1232
    @jacobmarshall1232 4 года назад +1

    Hands down best episode from the best RUclips duo ever to exist! 😂 dying laughing from start to finish 😂

  • @sukhikailey688
    @sukhikailey688 7 лет назад +1

    FINALLY A DOJ VIDEO TODAY