Clarkson, Hammond, May at Fuel Stations Compilation
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included a clip of the stig as well
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Fun Fact: As a way to circumvent the rules in Nascar a driver by the name of Smokey Yunick chilled the fuel in his cars fuel tank to the point it was nearly frozen and would allow for it to expand through the race reducing pitstops. Eventually rules were made on fuel temperature. After that he made his fuel lines 11 feet long and 2 inches thick to allow him to carry more fuel, he was eventually told he could not do this anymore. He eventually put a basketball in his fuel tank that he would inflate during inspection to make his fuel tank measure to be within rule specification but he would then deflate during the race and fill with more fuel.
It's like what they did in F1 in the 80s pretty much the same but with less basketball and more science lol
If you arent cheating in motorsport you arent really trying
Vinwiki did a whole video on it ruclips.net/video/EC5KYwxvqjs/видео.html
@@d3203 Like Lancia back in the days of group B
Smokey was great! They once, to provoke him after an inspection where they found nothing, took out his fuel tank so he had push his car to the pits and reinstall the fuel tank.
Only Smokey got in the car, fired it out, flipped them the bird and drove to the pits.
The fuel in the 11 ft lines that was inside the tubes for the tube chassis held enough fuel to not need the fuel tank for a mile or so.
I'll never get tired of Jeremy going "yyyEEEEEEEeeeeessss" when he lowers the Citroen.
The hydraulics on that thing sounded good!! 😂😂
I thought it was James saying "oooooo yes".
@@thatboykaden8128 they both did
*One moment later*
*BONK*
The American petrol station will forever be legendary. James breaking down was just the icing on the cake 🤣
OI, JUMP LEADS is the funniest shit in the world
@@henjem14 and the narration: of all the times to break down
Which episode is this from?!!!
timestamp?
@@NoNameAtAll2 it's the last clip
Jeremy's "think of the skid marks" joke for turd petrol was underrated
I almost suffocated when he said that it was briliant
I'm disappointed that no-one pointed out that Turd really should be a Formula 2 sponsor.
Imagine pulling up to a gas station (or petrol station for the Europeans) and four time Formula One World Champion Sebastian Vettel is just randomly chilling there
I don't think it was all that random... he even had the official shirt with all the sponsors on...
@@cyberhaggis I think there is also a commercial at that same station with Sebastian Vettel. I bet it's just been a filming day there :)
What episode is that clip from?
I was about to comment the exact same thing
@@espen4817 It was from a Shell Promotional Video
He saved £4.29 - he could buy his video.
James would’ve done, and then pocketed the change.
That’s better than the $0.16 we Americans saved on our 4th of July bbq’s from last year! Thanks Joe!
@@kevinbuja4373 Lets go brandon
@@kevinbuja4373 let’s go Brandon!
He bought the Golden Cock instead
Not going to lie, Clarkson talking to that Japanese servo attendant and making funny faces at her was the most wholesome interaction between Jeremy and another human being I’ve ever seen.
Clarkson being told off by Kaleb on his farm are some of my favorite Clarkson moments. Absolutely brilliant.
..until the beaver comment, that is
@@JaseAnimates She probably had a nice one though
"that sexual harassment was so wholesome :)"
@@captaincornflake aw fucking zip it man, how's a dude to approach a woman according to your stringent rules
10:24 I love how smoothly it went from "Whilst Jeremy had been investigating the Bob Marley tree," to "There was another problem with the Mustang."
No shit
The dude just saying "You got a nectar card?" to The Stig never ceases to make me giggle
bank of money
Yeah. Stigs card also (I think) says he was born on the 45th month of 1977. And its issued by the 'Bank of Money'. giggle away :D
I thought he said "got an actual card" but in an accent.
Japan: *has a super cheerful girl manning the pumps*
China: *the pumps are closed*
_Hicksville USA they throw rocks_
Alabama...
Alabama: are y'all gay or something trying to see how long it takes to get beat up in a hick town?
@@dialga8643 Inbred throwbacks, and proud of it
Japan: *is a lovely country with friendly people*
China: *isn't*
Funniest story my Dad ever told me was when he drove into a service station, walked out of the shop as Clarkson was walking in during a filming segment, forgot where he'd seen Clarkson's face before but thought maybe he'd seen him at a work do or a party, and treated him like a mate. Clarkson was a good sport, and i clicked this video in the hopes of seeing my dad in the background lmao (haven't found him yet)
I believe this.
Why not ask your dad where this occurred, so you can inspect episodes that were filmed in that area?
@jbiehlable Yeah I'mma guess like baiting
Seeing litre go up more than the price when filling was nostalgic
I know. I like going to petrol stations and filling up my gas guzzler. The only thing that spoils it is paying for it.
@@qasimmir7117 a texan stopped at a gas station and said to the workers "fill her up"
half an hour later the texan was advised to turn off his engine because the lumps could not keep up
Yeah that price is going *way* back
Painful seeing them old fuel prices 😰
Don't worry, thanks to green nonsense from leftists and globalists, it will get much worse.
$3.49 a gallon where I live in the US? pain
@@alectrona6400 Where I live in Germany, it's currently as high as 1.67€ per liter for normal unleaded. That's about 6$ a gallon. Premium is now scratching at the 1.80€ mark and still rising.
still below 2.40 for me :) and thats 91
Thanks Joe!!
Admit it, we all died laughing when they came across the Turd Petrol station
Incorrect
"Think of the skidmarks" lol
@@Wet_woofer "Think of the commentary"
F1 Turd Petrol motorsport
@@corneliuslagrant1600 powered by turd
You know what an incredible trio this is that a 30 min compilation of all their fuel stops through the last 2 decades makes for riveting viewing.
Well said :)
Exceptional job editing these clips together: they flow really well, and if I wasn't paying close attention, I could almost believe TG made an entire episode of fuel stops. Well done.
Gotta say that was perfect editing
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Current: 396
Wait it's not?
I was listening to it while washing up and had the exact same thought.
26:08
I know, the transition here I literally thought he was carrying the jumper cables
I only took notice again during the scene where they're making fun of Hammond with the music, but Clarkson really does just have a perfect sphere for a stomach just stuck onto the front of his body. He is genuinely proportioned like a cartoon character.
Haha 🤣
7:20 early Top Gear cinematography hits different. The later seasons just didn’t have the same look.
it's somewhat eerie
@@junkstewy6990 well
This entire sequence feels weirdly feeverish
Amazing
The Maclaren SLR race to Norway remains one of my favourite challenges of all the TG episodes. It is very very very well done. "oooooh I don't like Spunk!!!" :D :D
Denmark at 3AM really hit differently.
As a result of being old & crumbly but yet modern, here in the UK we measure roads in miles, vehicle dimensions in mm, engines in litres, fuel (and boot space) in litres but fuel economy in mpg. And those three would all give their height in feet & inches.
And weight in stones
@@tadeuszgladysz7387 Yes! 17 in my case. But it's all muscle, I promise...
Oh lawd at least america has consistent ways of measuring shit haha
@@sirsanti8408 were one in the same, us in the US use both metric and imperial, but obviously imperial is the more popular option
@@nitroxylictv I haven’t seen very many other ways unless you’re working with other countries or in some science circles like chemistry or physics
James: “Did you try your Romanian on him?”
Jeremy: “or her”
💀
The look on her face as well.
@@bigfudge2031 he did a great job fueling up
@@bigfudge2031 Or his? 😂
@@bigfudge2031 Yeah, it's painfully obvious she knew exactly what they were saying lol
Cringe. Reminds me of being a child. Always being called a boy.
"He can spot your beaver from about a mile away"
I lost it at that point haha
That sounds weirdly sexual.
@@ps2bndled Because it is, Beaver is slang for vagina in the UK.
But how was the beaver relevant to the situation, aside from the double entendre?
@@IHateRUclipsHandles615 You don't know who Bill Oddie is do you?
At 5:11 when Jeremy counts the radiators in the veyron he says there are 10 but only counts 9 of them
I initially though I had misheard something, but your comment cleared that up for me.
@@lennyface8195 The 10th he didn't mention is for the air conditioning.
@@sportsjefe exactly
@@sportsjefe I thought that 10th one was for the brakes. Correct me if I'm wrong though.
@@Veyron722skyhook you don't need a radiator to cool the brakes m8
I do love some of the cuts in these.
"whilst Jeremy had been investigating the Bob Marley tree, there was another problem with the Mustang."
Looking at the fuel prices in the video and then realizing how crazy expensive they are now :(
bruh moment
14:14 The United Bank Of
M O N E Y
Have you got a nectar card?
He got that B R E A D
@@thecosmicyak1370 😶
I was searching for that comment
10:06 them just standing there is what made top gear so funny sometimes
“He can spot your beaver from about a mile away” 😂😂😂 legendary!
that had me going for a while
Am I missing some kind of reference, or is it meant exactly as it sounds?
@@bigfudge2031 it’s exactly as it sounds lo
In Canada beaver is woman's hairy... Beaver...
@@bigfudge2031 It's a reference to a chap in the UK on the telly who said exactly the same thing....in all innocence.
Bill Oddie....on some serious wildlife programme.
the three of them stood there in the Romanian petrol station with that music in the background as they watch that young lady/man deciding whether or not they are attracted or what to say is my all time favourite shot of the three of them.
The fact they were drinking burn energy drink makes it more amusing since they look like they wonder if they can keep the car
26:54... what we were all waiting for!
my favourite is when Hammond takes his tractor to the station, goes shopping, then walks out with a £1000 fuel Bill :D
4:57
Clarkson: James, I have run out of money!
May: What an interesting predicament 🙂
What Episode was that from?
@@sambhavchalla4984 Series 7 episode 3
I discovered yesterday that I also look like a teapot when I fill up. I saw myself in the window yesterday and went "oh god, I am Clarkson"
6:30 vettel is just chillin
Correction: german driving bloke
10:50 to 11:40 (Hammond really 'loves' that Mustang). That's probably one of the funniest fuel stops that happened to them.
Can't believe I had to scroll down this far for someone with the same opinion.
What is that song they played?
@@bguobadia5569Marvin Gaye - Let's get it on
Can't stop laughing when James tells Richard that Jeremy stands likes a tea pot and is right Bicep is bigger than his left one.
THE STIG STANDING IN LINE TO PAY FOR HIS GAS LMAO
The mustang small fuel tank is true apparently. My saabs tank is equally sized and it's a 4 cylinder.
Fiat Punto has the same size, if not larger.
It's truly hilarious for such a fuel-thirsty car to have such a small fuel tank. In the real world, in everyday traffic, you'd win a race against it in a family car simply because you wouldn't have to refuel.
@@Ranjuw Viggen
Damn, I thought my Miata was bad at 12 gallons (45 liters). At least I can get 30mpg if I try.
I had a Toyota FJ with a 19 gallon that that got 11 mpg consistently
My god, when petrol used to cost 79p a litre and the last time I saw that was 2007. 89p 2009, then suddenly £1 litre and stayed more than that ever since.
Now it's like £1.30 something got to love a bit of inflation.
Where i'm from it's around 1.80€, which is about 1.53£ per liter.
and then since, the media/petrol moguls/politicians created a petrol buying frenzy (not enough lorry drivers because brexit), the price shot up at 150.9 and stayed there ever since.
yup. having a telsa never felt more funny. seeing you idiot queue up. i was laughing my ass off.
@@TheWeepingDalek 🤣🤣😂😜😜😜🤣😂😊🤣😜😜
4:50 I’m not sure why James’ teapot roast was this funny 😂
2:35 we can only dream again about petrol being 78p 😂😂
This has aged even better now
@@danielsherwood3880 even better
It was £1.85 when I filled up today 😳
@@catalintimofti1117 even better
@@Christoff1996 it’s £1.95 here
4:17
Oh how accurate. I'd say the Hellcat is as loud as Judgement letting off the chains, and as thirsty as Modeus watching an eye on her man.
tonight on bottom gear,
this
@@thedebug3866 hehehehe
I do sometimes have a pretty bizzare kink of making such a comparison, ever since a little Polish game about collecting cute demons slowly grew in my taste.
@@thedebug3866 tonight on bottom gear James falls off a bridge. Richard loose his mind. Jeremy gets a gear lever up his rectum.
James: Have you tried your Romanian on him?
Jeremy: [Gritting teeth] ...or her...or her
Best bit
I laughed so hard for that one lol
9:56 “it tastes like it’s good for, no no”
“You could run an Aston on this stuff” 😂😂😂
16:18 That is genuinely how I learned what the memory buttons on a calculator do. Quite a handy feature actually.
Is that the same as the answer button?
This video is probably the most profound documentary made about fuel stations and fuel pumps, ever.
"In the world".
I really enjoy this compilation because I think service stations are cool places in general. There aren't many places in the modern world where people actually have a necessity to gather in one place anymore and fuel stations are one of the few where complete strangers from all walks of life find themselves crossing paths for a common purpose. In a way, they're sort of like remnants of the trading posts that you'd see on remote trails of the old West.
It's just a shame that the landscape has become so commercialized, I miss the old truck stop fuel stations from the 80s where you'd have a whole bar and restaurant on the same lot. Dark nights on the highway demanded a little oasis like that for respite.
Nice comment....well put.
Yeah, even now I think theyre underrated. Of course people who cant afford cars generally cant go to them except on long coach journeys or in someone elses car, but otherwise its one of the interesting places left. Like a moon colony or something, central and nowhere at the same time where people meet briefly but theres a feeling of separation from the built up world as well. Unrelated to the social thing, but I remember a silver-walled toilet in a German service station years ago with a white 'automatic toilet' and I thought I was in a frikking spaceship!
I think you're onto something. I think it's especially true with highway rest areas - the ones scattered along Interstates with a few fast food restaurants, a convenience store, maybe a place to get a map, and of course a gas station. There's something very comforting about them to me - to know that all of these people who are going to different places, with different thoughts, different dreams, different goals, are passing through this same liminal space. In that sense, I think there's almost a certain beauty to them. Or maybe I'm just talking out of my ass at 11PM on a Sunday night. I'm not sure.
tesco
Very interesting and agreeable point. Enjoy them while they're around!
You know it's real good when you get entertained by clips of 3 men who are at gas stations for 30 minutes
The station with Vettel is about 5 minutes from me 😂 it’s the nearest Shell station to Silverstone. Gutted I wasn’t getting fuel that day!
11:06 that's absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
28:16 I've watched the scene dozens of times but I've only just noticed the amount of dust Jeremy kicks up as he buggers off :-D
"And whilst Jeremy was investigating the Bob Marley tree, there was another problem with the Mustang "
15:22 WHEN CLARKSON SEES HIS VIDEOS IN A SHOP...
turd petrol, the best oil company
Why don't they sponsor a Formula One team?
@@katalinasashkov1893 Haas F1 team. Powered by turd
@@RedRhino49 and 2020 Ferrari.
@@RedRhino49 Think of the skid marks.
@@dumbfuckshuck Think of the commentary!
2:15 thanks jeremy i too now play james bond when fuelling up because of you.
I love the "Bank of Money" card they gave The Stig like he's a literal child.
27:58 Richard saying this is perfect meme material
Literally me and the lads on roblox
Appreciation for your hard work ♠
This is the top gear compilation I never knew I needed
at 16:12 is the essence that made this show great. No matter how much money you throw at a show, this type of chemestry is priceless.
0:58 This was the first episode of Top Gear I ever watched. Oh, the nostalgia.
@TikTok Best-Shorts Idk. I wish I could remember. I just randomly found it on Netflix and then it just disappeared.
@TikTok Best-Shorts i think series 18 episode 1
The Aston Martian has better gas mileage than my Volkswagen
From here on I will always say "Aston Martian", that's on par with Clarkson level genius, this! Brilliant! It generates enough gravity to attract VW carbon back from the atmosphere.
And my truck
Only these three could make a 30 min video on gas station visits worth watching.
the sleep depravation while driving is no joke. ive been 30 hours into a day and driving is terrifying, bang energy in hand and full awareness you need to stay focused, yet you cant help but drift off.
That Japanese petrol pump lady was so adorable 😍
Jeremy in Japan has to be the best bit :)
James having to saw open his filler cap is my favourite
"And whilst Jeremy was investigating the Bob Marley tree..."
Cracks me up every time. Probably just a simple Hemp bush.
The fuel density tip is pretty good, his genius truly knows no bounds!
You could even say that it’s almost frightening!
I hate to break this to you but the fuel density thing is mostly rubbish, yes fuel does get more dense when it's cold but it's also stored in underground tanks where the temperature is basically the same all year round at about 10° + or - a couple of degrees between summer and winter.
@@jon2922 aah cheers, makes sense.. so basically this tip is not applicable to countries like the UK.
@@Mbmism not really applicable anywhere that buries it's petrol tanks more than a metre down.
These guys never get old
well.....they do.
they are literally old since 15 years.
They’re the real kings of Top Gear
Imagine pulling into a petrol station and being greeted by a Bob Marley tree.
"What I like to do is to pull out my spunk" 😂😂
11:20 iconic 💀😄
What show is this one from
@@jesseflores1011 the Top Gear Patagonia Special
What was the song in that clip
@@TheOfficialSJCProductions Marvin Gaye - Let's Get It On
@@TheOfficialSJCProductionsAl Green Let’s Get It On
Uploaded again still watched the whole video because I love them so much I can watch them millions of time and thank you so much for uploading videos like thses 🙏.
Jeremy eating spunk at a petrol station but😂😂😂
He could’ve had the fruity ones, but he took the salty licorice ones lmao
Is spunk supposed to be a sweet
@@darthmasterwindu9237 Yes it's liquorice or winegum. The word spunk does not mean the same thing in danish as it does in english.
@@erikankerstjerne312 Do you swallow spunk?
That's where most spunk is consumed
25:50 oh the sound of a Northstar V8. I loved that engine. I had one in my 2008 DTS, and it was a whopping 275HP! I sold the car to a fellow family member, so the car is still in the family. GM for the win!!!!
im amazed how theres compilations for things like refueling stations, love this show
"You got a nectar card"
"😶"
😶
The Japanese fuel attendant was so nice ☺️☺️☺️
Yea, straight from japanese porn ;)
imagine pulling into a petrol station in the UK and paying less than £1.20 per litre. seeing these pumps put in more litres than £ or the same litres as £ is seriously depressing.
Honestly its insane, costs me £1.65 a litre as my car only runs on e5 and not this e10 thats been introduced
Meanwhile in the US, inflation has led to fuel prices as high as 7$ a gallon
@@dbio305 equivalent in UK would be $7.57. but given ur fuel has always been cheap you guys must be getting hit pretty bad by it. ours has just been a steady incline over past 10-15 years. but would say in past 4 years has gone up about 30p or 40 cents
@@dishwashingdishes feel ur pain bud, i still remember it being 80p a litre and there being a strike cos of the price breaking the £1 marker
@@PortugueseGringo1987 past 4 years? Just the past 'fuel crisis' increased it by 20p or more😂 and that was if you could find any
The great television series ever created.
When your car journalism carrier is soo massive that just petrol pump segments of 5 to 10 seconds make up 30mins of content... Damn!
I liked the one where Hammond filled his Mustang from the rear and his co-presenters made fun of him by playing "Lets Get It On" in a gas/petrol station, while "humping their cars"
“Oh I don’t like spunk”😂😂😂 8:02
"ONWARDS"
James may and hammond being caught in the "o no" situations with redheads might be the most enticing but terrifying soap opera like moments ever.
12:50 "Very Secure"
I love how calculating mpg makes so little sense even they have problems calculating it..
How many miles you drove ÷ how many gallons you used. How is that hard to figure out?
@@jacobg5122 the problem is that basically everywhere else in the world you use kilometers and liters instead of gallons and miles, making the conversion more difficult. Also, a lot of people won't even understand the result because you can't put it into perspective if you are used to liters per 100 km for fuel efficiency.
@@thef726
I guess that makes sense, because I don't think I could do liters/km off the top of my head. I know a liter is a little more than a quart, and a kilometer is roughly 0.6 miles, so 1 mile per gallon is about 3.8l/1.5km. And it's probably just as unintuitive in the other direction as well.
@@jacobg5122 a litre is 1000ml. A km is 1000 metres. Its pretty easy to do the math...
@@JellyLocke
Yeah and it's easy for me to do miles per gallon because that's what I've been doing all my life. But I'm saying I can see how it would be difficult for someone who grew up doing it with different units. Besides. I don't have a reference for what a milliliter is because we don't use them in the US. So knowing that a liter is 1000ml (which I did know) doesn't mean anything. I can tell you a gallon is 4 quarts, but unless you know what a quart is, that still doesn't tell you what a gallon is.
I like to think that Sebastian was just as pleased to meet two of the top gear presenters as they were to meet him.
Oh man this just makes me want to watch all those specials, again.
Seeing Clarkson fill up with diesel for 78.9p per litre…. Now the price is literally double that. That said… the living wage back when it was filmed was also about half of what it is now
And the cost of everyday essentials is soaring.
More like 2.5x now
hey uh about that
"Bank of Money" - The Stig 😆😆😆
7:19
That’s actually terrifying. Last summer, I did a roadtrip with some friends from Gävle, Sweden to Hamar, Norway, which is about 420 km (6h). From Hamar, we drove south to Oslo (120 km, 2h) and from Oslo, back to Gävle via Västerås (550 km, 7h). We left Gävle at about 4:00 PM and arrived in Hamar at about 1:00 AM, back again in Gävle at about 2:00 PM. I drove the whole time since we used my car, and I was awake for 27 hours, and I drove for 15 hours more or less straight. We attempted to sleep in the car once we arrived i Hamar, but it was impossible. The thing is, I was not tired at all while driving, but fell asleep as soon as I got home. And I slept to the next day.
Is no one gonna talk about the last clip? this kind of stuff is what I love. It makes the adrenaline go nuts. Seriously tho that karen got a fucking army
Yeah but I guarantee none of them can shoot for shit. You could be three queens in an Elton John dildo mobile and be perfectly safe with even basic pistol skills.
America moment
called a script
@Eric Nunya As a life long shooter who actually goes to the range I know 99% of gun people from all backgrounds are absolutely garbage with firearms. You are the rarest of exceptions.
Everyone in your state getting beat by high schoolers should have tipped you off that they're not very good.
$5 says it was totally staged by the production team from the get-go since they weren't getting enough of a reaction.
11:27 was the best bit 😂🤣😆
7:29 - Felt that before after pulling an all nighter for an engineering assignment, then leaving the campus at 3 am after originally starting it with no breaks around 5pm the previous day. It's a very weird experience to have.
These guy will forever be legends
I'm late to the party but I love the fact that fuel was that cheap once upon a time - great nostalgia this video!
Every time I watch these guys, I want to go on a road trip.
Times like this, desperate measures are called for. So um, what i like to do is reach for my packet of SPUNK." 🤣🤣
WOW WEE !!!!! This is GOLD ..................... Thank you so much on behalf of everyone else including my self wow wee )))))))))
10:54 that shot xD