Clarkson, Hammond, May at Fuel Stations Compilation

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  • Опубликовано: 17 дек 2024

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  • @psychologicaltirefire8190
    @psychologicaltirefire8190 2 года назад +7197

    Fun Fact: As a way to circumvent the rules in Nascar a driver by the name of Smokey Yunick chilled the fuel in his cars fuel tank to the point it was nearly frozen and would allow for it to expand through the race reducing pitstops. Eventually rules were made on fuel temperature. After that he made his fuel lines 11 feet long and 2 inches thick to allow him to carry more fuel, he was eventually told he could not do this anymore. He eventually put a basketball in his fuel tank that he would inflate during inspection to make his fuel tank measure to be within rule specification but he would then deflate during the race and fill with more fuel.

    • @157RANDOM
      @157RANDOM 2 года назад +789

      It's like what they did in F1 in the 80s pretty much the same but with less basketball and more science lol

    • @d3203
      @d3203 2 года назад +1042

      If you arent cheating in motorsport you arent really trying

    • @professorwikipedia2115
      @professorwikipedia2115 2 года назад +5

      Vinwiki did a whole video on it ruclips.net/video/EC5KYwxvqjs/видео.html

    • @PeterCaptainObvious
      @PeterCaptainObvious 2 года назад +159

      @@d3203 Like Lancia back in the days of group B

    • @barath4545
      @barath4545 2 года назад +504

      Smokey was great! They once, to provoke him after an inspection where they found nothing, took out his fuel tank so he had push his car to the pits and reinstall the fuel tank.
      Only Smokey got in the car, fired it out, flipped them the bird and drove to the pits.
      The fuel in the 11 ft lines that was inside the tubes for the tube chassis held enough fuel to not need the fuel tank for a mile or so.

  • @dedmajor
    @dedmajor 2 года назад +1018

    The dude just saying "You got a nectar card?" to The Stig never ceases to make me giggle

    • @FuriousKAMEX
      @FuriousKAMEX 2 года назад +57

      bank of money

    • @FuckFeminists
      @FuckFeminists 2 года назад +46

      Yeah. Stigs card also (I think) says he was born on the 45th month of 1977. And its issued by the 'Bank of Money'. giggle away :D

    • @hagridsdisappointingson769
      @hagridsdisappointingson769 2 года назад +8

      I thought he said "got an actual card" but in an accent.

  • @patrickracer43
    @patrickracer43 3 года назад +7137

    Imagine pulling up to a gas station (or petrol station for the Europeans) and four time Formula One World Champion Sebastian Vettel is just randomly chilling there

    • @cyberhaggis
      @cyberhaggis 3 года назад +577

      I don't think it was all that random... he even had the official shirt with all the sponsors on...

    • @petiertje
      @petiertje 3 года назад +364

      @@cyberhaggis I think there is also a commercial at that same station with Sebastian Vettel. I bet it's just been a filming day there :)

    • @espen4817
      @espen4817 3 года назад +20

      What episode is that clip from?

    • @lix2436
      @lix2436 3 года назад +6

      I was about to comment the exact same thing

    • @petrolweeb
      @petrolweeb 3 года назад +155

      @@espen4817 It was from a Shell Promotional Video

  • @samir.ebrahim
    @samir.ebrahim 2 года назад +3805

    The American petrol station will forever be legendary. James breaking down was just the icing on the cake 🤣

    • @henjem14
      @henjem14 2 года назад +284

      OI, JUMP LEADS is the funniest shit in the world

    • @samir.ebrahim
      @samir.ebrahim 2 года назад +99

      @@henjem14 and the narration: of all the times to break down

    • @PriyaPans
      @PriyaPans 2 года назад +7

      Which episode is this from?!!!

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 2 года назад +6

      timestamp?

    • @happygilmore6799
      @happygilmore6799 2 года назад +8

      @@NoNameAtAll2 it's the last clip

  • @TheOtherNeutrino
    @TheOtherNeutrino 2 года назад +597

    10:24 I love how smoothly it went from "Whilst Jeremy had been investigating the Bob Marley tree," to "There was another problem with the Mustang."

  • @Pana79
    @Pana79 2 года назад +531

    You know what an incredible trio this is that a 30 min compilation of all their fuel stops through the last 2 decades makes for riveting viewing.

  • @patrickjonak988
    @patrickjonak988 2 года назад +1565

    Jeremy's "think of the skid marks" joke for turd petrol was underrated

    • @istvanszatmari8803
      @istvanszatmari8803 Год назад +21

      I almost suffocated when he said that it was briliant

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 5 месяцев назад +10

      I'm disappointed that no-one pointed out that Turd really should be a Formula 2 sponsor.

    • @rachels6808
      @rachels6808 18 дней назад

      “Powered by Tur.d” is a line I quote often, to the point I forget where I heard it and why I repeat it so much.😂

  • @TheRandomBikers
    @TheRandomBikers 3 года назад +807

    Seeing litre go up more than the price when filling was nostalgic

    • @qasimmir7117
      @qasimmir7117 2 года назад +22

      I know. I like going to petrol stations and filling up my gas guzzler. The only thing that spoils it is paying for it.

    • @catalintimofti1117
      @catalintimofti1117 2 года назад +36

      @@qasimmir7117 a texan stopped at a gas station and said to the workers "fill her up"
      half an hour later the texan was advised to turn off his engine because the lumps could not keep up

    • @gamma_dablam
      @gamma_dablam 2 года назад +2

      Yeah that price is going *way* back

  • @10thdoctor15
    @10thdoctor15 3 года назад +2914

    He saved £4.29 - he could buy his video.

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo 3 года назад +77

      James would’ve done, and then pocketed the change.

    • @kevinbuja4373
      @kevinbuja4373 3 года назад +27

      That’s better than the $0.16 we Americans saved on our 4th of July bbq’s from last year! Thanks Joe!

    • @uncannysnake
      @uncannysnake 3 года назад +24

      @@kevinbuja4373 Lets go brandon

    • @alexander8492
      @alexander8492 3 года назад +16

      @@kevinbuja4373 let’s go Brandon!

    • @jeremyfong5684
      @jeremyfong5684 2 года назад +4

      He bought the Golden Cock instead

  • @joshuamccutcheon
    @joshuamccutcheon 2 года назад +1699

    Not going to lie, Clarkson talking to that Japanese servo attendant and making funny faces at her was the most wholesome interaction between Jeremy and another human being I’ve ever seen.

    • @Domikers
      @Domikers 2 года назад +71

      Clarkson being told off by Kaleb on his farm are some of my favorite Clarkson moments. Absolutely brilliant.

    • @JaseAnimates
      @JaseAnimates Год назад +97

      ..until the beaver comment, that is

    • @RB-ow7mt
      @RB-ow7mt Год назад +64

      @@JaseAnimates She probably had a nice one though

    • @captaincornflake
      @captaincornflake Год назад +41

      "that sexual harassment was so wholesome :)"

    • @terminator572
      @terminator572 Год назад

      ​@@captaincornflake aw fucking zip it man, how's a dude to approach a woman according to your stringent rules

  • @corneliuslagrant1600
    @corneliuslagrant1600 3 года назад +3459

    Admit it, we all died laughing when they came across the Turd Petrol station

    • @engasal
      @engasal 3 года назад +16

      Incorrect

    • @Wet_woofer
      @Wet_woofer 3 года назад +114

      "Think of the skidmarks" lol

    • @corneliuslagrant1600
      @corneliuslagrant1600 3 года назад +30

      @@Wet_woofer "Think of the commentary"

    • @CristanioPeweyyy
      @CristanioPeweyyy 2 года назад +22

      F1 Turd Petrol motorsport

    • @callumdean
      @callumdean 2 года назад +6

      @@corneliuslagrant1600 powered by turd

  • @MercenaryRandoms
    @MercenaryRandoms 3 года назад +632

    7:20 early Top Gear cinematography hits different. The later seasons just didn’t have the same look.

    • @junkstewy6990
      @junkstewy6990 2 года назад +46

      it's somewhat eerie

    • @yeetwchybaban
      @yeetwchybaban 2 года назад

      @@junkstewy6990 well

    • @elbowpastatime
      @elbowpastatime 2 года назад +43

      This entire sequence feels weirdly feeverish
      Amazing

    • @Pana79
      @Pana79 2 года назад +40

      The Maclaren SLR race to Norway remains one of my favourite challenges of all the TG episodes. It is very very very well done. "oooooh I don't like Spunk!!!" :D :D

    • @villagernumber7882
      @villagernumber7882 2 года назад +23

      Denmark at 3AM really hit differently.

  • @patrickracer43
    @patrickracer43 3 года назад +2083

    Japan: *has a super cheerful girl manning the pumps*
    China: *the pumps are closed*

    • @Harrylechat01
      @Harrylechat01 3 года назад +243

      _Hicksville USA they throw rocks_

    • @morrisverschreagen9761
      @morrisverschreagen9761 3 года назад +42

      Alabama...

    • @dialga8643
      @dialga8643 3 года назад +59

      Alabama: are y'all gay or something trying to see how long it takes to get beat up in a hick town?

    • @Harrylechat01
      @Harrylechat01 3 года назад +38

      @@dialga8643 Inbred throwbacks, and proud of it

    • @TheLastCrusader22
      @TheLastCrusader22 3 года назад +107

      Japan: *is a lovely country with friendly people*
      China: *isn't*

  • @dylhomeaccount2575
    @dylhomeaccount2575 Год назад +247

    Funniest story my Dad ever told me was when he drove into a service station, walked out of the shop as Clarkson was walking in during a filming segment, forgot where he'd seen Clarkson's face before but thought maybe he'd seen him at a work do or a party, and treated him like a mate. Clarkson was a good sport, and i clicked this video in the hopes of seeing my dad in the background lmao (haven't found him yet)

    • @Vicus_of_Utrecht
      @Vicus_of_Utrecht Год назад +14

      I believe this.

    • @Moakmeister
      @Moakmeister Год назад +14

      Why not ask your dad where this occurred, so you can inspect episodes that were filmed in that area?

    • @ToreDL87
      @ToreDL87 5 месяцев назад

      @jbiehlable Yeah I'mma guess like baiting

  • @DSPrints_
    @DSPrints_ 3 года назад +1937

    Painful seeing them old fuel prices 😰

    • @remyllebeau77
      @remyllebeau77 3 года назад +105

      Don't worry, thanks to green nonsense from leftists and globalists, it will get much worse.

    • @alectrona6400
      @alectrona6400 3 года назад +44

      $3.49 a gallon where I live in the US? pain

    • @Simufreund309
      @Simufreund309 3 года назад +94

      @@alectrona6400 Where I live in Germany, it's currently as high as 1.67€ per liter for normal unleaded. That's about 6$ a gallon. Premium is now scratching at the 1.80€ mark and still rising.

    • @0Heeroyuy01
      @0Heeroyuy01 3 года назад

      still below 2.40 for me :) and thats 91

    • @kevinbuja4373
      @kevinbuja4373 3 года назад +26

      Thanks Joe!!

  • @disposable_income_andy
    @disposable_income_andy Год назад +150

    I only took notice again during the scene where they're making fun of Hammond with the music, but Clarkson really does just have a perfect sphere for a stomach just stuck onto the front of his body. He is genuinely proportioned like a cartoon character.

  • @jakeeinhorn175
    @jakeeinhorn175 3 года назад +760

    At 5:11 when Jeremy counts the radiators in the veyron he says there are 10 but only counts 9 of them

    • @lennyface8195
      @lennyface8195 3 года назад +15

      I initially though I had misheard something, but your comment cleared that up for me.

    • @sportsjefe
      @sportsjefe 3 года назад +139

      @@lennyface8195 The 10th he didn't mention is for the air conditioning.

    • @jacqirius
      @jacqirius 3 года назад +4

      @@sportsjefe exactly

    • @Veyron722skyhook
      @Veyron722skyhook 3 года назад +4

      @@sportsjefe I thought that 10th one was for the brakes. Correct me if I'm wrong though.

    • @its_only_karma7440
      @its_only_karma7440 2 года назад +16

      @@Veyron722skyhook you don't need a radiator to cool the brakes m8

  • @alexleech4490
    @alexleech4490 3 года назад +2146

    Exceptional job editing these clips together: they flow really well, and if I wasn't paying close attention, I could almost believe TG made an entire episode of fuel stops. Well done.

    • @DUFFYISBACK
      @DUFFYISBACK 2 года назад +10

      Gotta say that was perfect editing

    • @CKM522
      @CKM522 2 года назад +2

      How many subs can I get from this comment:
      Current: 396

    • @christians8821
      @christians8821 2 года назад

      Wait it's not?

    • @dorotanoga9024
      @dorotanoga9024 2 года назад +1

      I was listening to it while washing up and had the exact same thought.

    • @Mypenisissmallbut
      @Mypenisissmallbut Год назад

      26:08
      I know, the transition here I literally thought he was carrying the jumper cables

  • @Yet_Another_Steve
    @Yet_Another_Steve 2 года назад +494

    As a result of being old & crumbly but yet modern, here in the UK we measure roads in miles, vehicle dimensions in mm, engines in litres, fuel (and boot space) in litres but fuel economy in mpg. And those three would all give their height in feet & inches.

    • @tadeuszgladysz7387
      @tadeuszgladysz7387 2 года назад +52

      And weight in stones

    • @Yet_Another_Steve
      @Yet_Another_Steve 2 года назад +13

      @@tadeuszgladysz7387 Yes! 17 in my case. But it's all muscle, I promise...

    • @sirsanti8408
      @sirsanti8408 2 года назад +12

      Oh lawd at least america has consistent ways of measuring shit haha

    • @evil1st
      @evil1st 2 года назад +13

      @@sirsanti8408 were one in the same, us in the US use both metric and imperial, but obviously imperial is the more popular option

    • @sirsanti8408
      @sirsanti8408 2 года назад +3

      @@evil1st I haven’t seen very many other ways unless you’re working with other countries or in some science circles like chemistry or physics

  • @233Deadman
    @233Deadman 3 года назад +169

    I do love some of the cuts in these.
    "whilst Jeremy had been investigating the Bob Marley tree, there was another problem with the Mustang."

  • @TehRuiAlv3z
    @TehRuiAlv3z 3 года назад +515

    "He can spot your beaver from about a mile away"

    • @AmanAli-dc1sy
      @AmanAli-dc1sy 3 года назад +12

      I lost it at that point haha

    • @ps2bndled
      @ps2bndled 2 года назад +6

      That sounds weirdly sexual.

    • @Yashirmare
      @Yashirmare 2 года назад +5

      @@ps2bndled Because it is, Beaver is slang for vagina in the UK.

    • @IHateYoutubeHandles615
      @IHateYoutubeHandles615 2 года назад +1

      But how was the beaver relevant to the situation, aside from the double entendre?

    • @TheLastCrusader22
      @TheLastCrusader22 2 года назад +9

      @@IHateRUclipsHandles615 You don't know who Bill Oddie is do you?

  • @Rushy89
    @Rushy89 2 года назад +108

    the three of them stood there in the Romanian petrol station with that music in the background as they watch that young lady/man deciding whether or not they are attracted or what to say is my all time favourite shot of the three of them.

    • @Minoriscful
      @Minoriscful 2 года назад +13

      The fact they were drinking burn energy drink makes it more amusing since they look like they wonder if they can keep the car

  • @julrudbor
    @julrudbor 3 года назад +706

    James: “Did you try your Romanian on him?”
    Jeremy: “or her”
    💀

    • @bigfudge2031
      @bigfudge2031 2 года назад +44

      The look on her face as well.

    • @julrudbor
      @julrudbor 2 года назад +12

      @@bigfudge2031 he did a great job fueling up

    • @ds_78
      @ds_78 2 года назад +10

      @@bigfudge2031 Or his? 😂

    • @CopiousDoinksLLC
      @CopiousDoinksLLC 2 года назад +35

      @@bigfudge2031 Yeah, it's painfully obvious she knew exactly what they were saying lol

    • @jennifersivewright3117
      @jennifersivewright3117 2 года назад

      Cringe. Reminds me of being a child. Always being called a boy.

  • @tyroneboboo8576
    @tyroneboboo8576 2 года назад +176

    10:06 them just standing there is what made top gear so funny sometimes

  • @statesidesupercars
    @statesidesupercars 2 года назад +191

    Looking at the fuel prices in the video and then realizing how crazy expensive they are now :(

  • @p-i-c-c-l-e
    @p-i-c-c-l-e 2 года назад +72

    6:30 vettel is just chillin
    Correction: german driving bloke

  • @EliKirkMusic
    @EliKirkMusic 3 года назад +289

    The mustang small fuel tank is true apparently. My saabs tank is equally sized and it's a 4 cylinder.

    • @samulivainionpaa9338
      @samulivainionpaa9338 3 года назад +1

      Fiat Punto has the same size, if not larger.

    • @NatiiixLP
      @NatiiixLP 3 года назад +22

      It's truly hilarious for such a fuel-thirsty car to have such a small fuel tank. In the real world, in everyday traffic, you'd win a race against it in a family car simply because you wouldn't have to refuel.

    • @muffin_the_great
      @muffin_the_great 3 года назад +5

      @@Ranjuw Viggen

    • @tegrenath
      @tegrenath 3 года назад

      Damn, I thought my Miata was bad at 12 gallons (45 liters). At least I can get 30mpg if I try.

    • @StarHunter28
      @StarHunter28 3 года назад

      I had a Toyota FJ with a 19 gallon that that got 11 mpg consistently

  • @LancerloverLL
    @LancerloverLL 2 года назад +59

    16:18 That is genuinely how I learned what the memory buttons on a calculator do. Quite a handy feature actually.

    • @sukhdevr3489
      @sukhdevr3489 Год назад

      Is that the same as the answer button?

  • @alexw3606
    @alexw3606 3 года назад +170

    26:54... what we were all waiting for!

  • @artemnoelgames
    @artemnoelgames 3 года назад +385

    “He can spot your beaver from about a mile away” 😂😂😂 legendary!

    • @ERROR-je1wv
      @ERROR-je1wv 2 года назад +8

      that had me going for a while

    • @bigfudge2031
      @bigfudge2031 2 года назад +12

      Am I missing some kind of reference, or is it meant exactly as it sounds?

    • @artemnoelgames
      @artemnoelgames 2 года назад +16

      @@bigfudge2031 it’s exactly as it sounds lo

    • @wenchfisterx
      @wenchfisterx 2 года назад +8

      In Canada beaver is woman's hairy... Beaver...

    • @patagualianmostly7437
      @patagualianmostly7437 2 года назад +11

      @@bigfudge2031 It's a reference to a chap in the UK on the telly who said exactly the same thing....in all innocence.
      Bill Oddie....on some serious wildlife programme.

  • @rdsyafriyar
    @rdsyafriyar 3 года назад +202

    4:17
    Oh how accurate. I'd say the Hellcat is as loud as Judgement letting off the chains, and as thirsty as Modeus watching an eye on her man.

    • @thedebug3866
      @thedebug3866 3 года назад +8

      tonight on bottom gear,
      this

    • @rdsyafriyar
      @rdsyafriyar 3 года назад +9

      @@thedebug3866 hehehehe
      I do sometimes have a pretty bizzare kink of making such a comparison, ever since a little Polish game about collecting cute demons slowly grew in my taste.

    • @jessemosgrove2027
      @jessemosgrove2027 3 года назад +2

      @@thedebug3866 tonight on bottom gear James falls off a bridge. Richard loose his mind. Jeremy gets a gear lever up his rectum.

  • @jean-christophebriolin8989
    @jean-christophebriolin8989 2 года назад +52

    4:57
    Clarkson: James, I have run out of money!
    May: What an interesting predicament 🙂

  • @panderzextreme2210
    @panderzextreme2210 2 года назад +98

    10:50 to 11:40 (Hammond really 'loves' that Mustang). That's probably one of the funniest fuel stops that happened to them.

    • @nicholascafasso3649
      @nicholascafasso3649 2 года назад +4

      Can't believe I had to scroll down this far for someone with the same opinion.

    • @bguobadia5569
      @bguobadia5569 11 месяцев назад +1

      What is that song they played?

    • @Geheimnis-c2e
      @Geheimnis-c2e 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​​@@bguobadia5569Marvin Gaye - Let's get it on

  • @KingKraxz
    @KingKraxz 3 года назад +156

    my favourite is when Hammond takes his tractor to the station, goes shopping, then walks out with a £1000 fuel Bill :D

  • @EnoVarma
    @EnoVarma 2 года назад +61

    This video is probably the most profound documentary made about fuel stations and fuel pumps, ever.

  • @connorj6462
    @connorj6462 3 года назад +29

    The station with Vettel is about 5 minutes from me 😂 it’s the nearest Shell station to Silverstone. Gutted I wasn’t getting fuel that day!

  • @Nebagram
    @Nebagram Год назад +27

    28:16 I've watched the scene dozens of times but I've only just noticed the amount of dust Jeremy kicks up as he buggers off :-D

  • @Razor918
    @Razor918 2 года назад +28

    You know it's real good when you get entertained by clips of 3 men who are at gas stations for 30 minutes

  • @BensPlanesTrainsProductions
    @BensPlanesTrainsProductions 2 года назад +78

    Can't stop laughing when James tells Richard that Jeremy stands likes a tea pot and is right Bicep is bigger than his left one.

  • @emochic100
    @emochic100 3 года назад +77

    I discovered yesterday that I also look like a teapot when I fill up. I saw myself in the window yesterday and went "oh god, I am Clarkson"

  • @BillehBobJoe
    @BillehBobJoe 3 года назад +75

    James: Have you tried your Romanian on him?
    Jeremy: [Gritting teeth] ...or her...or her

  • @callumdean
    @callumdean 2 года назад +136

    2:35 we can only dream again about petrol being 78p 😂😂

  • @richardsavings6690
    @richardsavings6690 3 года назад +203

    14:14 The United Bank Of
    M O N E Y

  • @freki3545
    @freki3545 2 года назад +25

    THE STIG STANDING IN LINE TO PAY FOR HIS GAS LMAO

  • @MrTea101
    @MrTea101 3 года назад +255

    My god, when petrol used to cost 79p a litre and the last time I saw that was 2007. 89p 2009, then suddenly £1 litre and stayed more than that ever since.

    • @teabagtowers3823
      @teabagtowers3823 3 года назад +5

      Now it's like £1.30 something got to love a bit of inflation.

    • @miika6739
      @miika6739 3 года назад +11

      Where i'm from it's around 1.80€, which is about 1.53£ per liter.

    • @Manu-Official
      @Manu-Official 3 года назад +9

      and then since, the media/petrol moguls/politicians created a petrol buying frenzy (not enough lorry drivers because brexit), the price shot up at 150.9 and stayed there ever since.

    • @TheWeepingDalek
      @TheWeepingDalek 3 года назад

      yup. having a telsa never felt more funny. seeing you idiot queue up. i was laughing my ass off.

    • @sameerishaque7635
      @sameerishaque7635 3 года назад +2

      @@TheWeepingDalek 🤣🤣😂😜😜😜🤣😂😊🤣😜😜

  • @n3bulav876
    @n3bulav876 Год назад +41

    4:50 I’m not sure why James’ teapot roast was this funny 😂

  • @ps2516
    @ps2516 3 года назад +43

    2:15 thanks jeremy i too now play james bond when fuelling up because of you.

  • @tracemarto1288
    @tracemarto1288 2 года назад +16

    9:56 “it tastes like it’s good for, no no”
    “You could run an Aston on this stuff” 😂😂😂

  • @Stormysteamie
    @Stormysteamie 3 года назад +44

    0:58 This was the first episode of Top Gear I ever watched. Oh, the nostalgia.

    • @Stormysteamie
      @Stormysteamie 3 года назад

      @TikTok Best-Shorts Idk. I wish I could remember. I just randomly found it on Netflix and then it just disappeared.

    • @martiesmartieparty
      @martiesmartieparty 3 года назад

      @TikTok Best-Shorts i think series 18 episode 1

  • @itmightbejude
    @itmightbejude 3 года назад +22

    This is the top gear compilation I never knew I needed

  • @beautifulday1665
    @beautifulday1665 3 года назад +120

    11:06 that's absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Amm17ar
    @Amm17ar 2 года назад +25

    Only these three could make a 30 min video on gas station visits worth watching.

  • @rafidhossain2804
    @rafidhossain2804 3 года назад +90

    Appreciation for your hard work ♠

  • @felicix
    @felicix 2 года назад +13

    at 16:12 is the essence that made this show great. No matter how much money you throw at a show, this type of chemestry is priceless.

  • @Imsaptouw
    @Imsaptouw 3 года назад +37

    "And whilst Jeremy was investigating the Bob Marley tree, there was another problem with the Mustang "

  • @initiald975
    @initiald975 Год назад +6

    7:29 - Felt that before after pulling an all nighter for an engineering assignment, then leaving the campus at 3 am after originally starting it with no breaks around 5pm the previous day. It's a very weird experience to have.

  • @samster4044
    @samster4044 3 года назад +62

    27:58 Richard saying this is perfect meme material

    • @itsPikachu
      @itsPikachu Год назад +1

      Literally me and the lads on roblox

  • @CopiousDoinksLLC
    @CopiousDoinksLLC 2 года назад +196

    I really enjoy this compilation because I think service stations are cool places in general. There aren't many places in the modern world where people actually have a necessity to gather in one place anymore and fuel stations are one of the few where complete strangers from all walks of life find themselves crossing paths for a common purpose. In a way, they're sort of like remnants of the trading posts that you'd see on remote trails of the old West.
    It's just a shame that the landscape has become so commercialized, I miss the old truck stop fuel stations from the 80s where you'd have a whole bar and restaurant on the same lot. Dark nights on the highway demanded a little oasis like that for respite.

    • @patagualianmostly7437
      @patagualianmostly7437 2 года назад +11

      Nice comment....well put.

    • @FuckFeminists
      @FuckFeminists 2 года назад +7

      Yeah, even now I think theyre underrated. Of course people who cant afford cars generally cant go to them except on long coach journeys or in someone elses car, but otherwise its one of the interesting places left. Like a moon colony or something, central and nowhere at the same time where people meet briefly but theres a feeling of separation from the built up world as well. Unrelated to the social thing, but I remember a silver-walled toilet in a German service station years ago with a white 'automatic toilet' and I thought I was in a frikking spaceship!

    • @IVR02
      @IVR02 2 года назад +7

      I think you're onto something. I think it's especially true with highway rest areas - the ones scattered along Interstates with a few fast food restaurants, a convenience store, maybe a place to get a map, and of course a gas station. There's something very comforting about them to me - to know that all of these people who are going to different places, with different thoughts, different dreams, different goals, are passing through this same liminal space. In that sense, I think there's almost a certain beauty to them. Or maybe I'm just talking out of my ass at 11PM on a Sunday night. I'm not sure.

    • @stryk3r360
      @stryk3r360 2 года назад

      tesco

    • @fl570
      @fl570 10 месяцев назад

      Very interesting and agreeable point. Enjoy them while they're around!

  • @Rozes_xi9
    @Rozes_xi9 2 года назад +16

    I love the "Bank of Money" card they gave The Stig like he's a literal child.

  • @SternLX
    @SternLX 2 года назад +14

    "And whilst Jeremy was investigating the Bob Marley tree..."
    Cracks me up every time. Probably just a simple Hemp bush.

  • @adamwick7030
    @adamwick7030 3 года назад +79

    The Aston Martian has better gas mileage than my Volkswagen

    • @AkairuNoAme
      @AkairuNoAme 3 года назад +17

      From here on I will always say "Aston Martian", that's on par with Clarkson level genius, this! Brilliant! It generates enough gravity to attract VW carbon back from the atmosphere.

    • @malice6081
      @malice6081 3 года назад

      And my truck

  • @demonslayerproductions
    @demonslayerproductions 2 года назад +22

    These guys never get old

  • @aleahy299
    @aleahy299 3 года назад +32

    James having to saw open his filler cap is my favourite

  • @Srokaldinho
    @Srokaldinho 3 года назад +10

    7:06 I drove 15 hours from Rome to Munich taking the rout through Switzerland. Going even longer? F***ing hell...

    • @BIGxPAPAxRYAN
      @BIGxPAPAxRYAN 2 месяца назад

      That barely gets you from kentucky to florida in the states thats crazy lol

  • @blakekuhlmann2143
    @blakekuhlmann2143 2 года назад +15

    the sleep depravation while driving is no joke. ive been 30 hours into a day and driving is terrifying, bang energy in hand and full awareness you need to stay focused, yet you cant help but drift off.

  • @perkmaster979
    @perkmaster979 3 года назад +23

    When your car journalism carrier is soo massive that just petrol pump segments of 5 to 10 seconds make up 30mins of content... Damn!

  • @Mbmism
    @Mbmism 2 года назад +16

    The fuel density tip is pretty good, his genius truly knows no bounds!

    • @Elliemaeggles
      @Elliemaeggles 2 года назад +3

      You could even say that it’s almost frightening!

    • @jon2922
      @jon2922 2 года назад +3

      I hate to break this to you but the fuel density thing is mostly rubbish, yes fuel does get more dense when it's cold but it's also stored in underground tanks where the temperature is basically the same all year round at about 10° + or - a couple of degrees between summer and winter.

    • @Mbmism
      @Mbmism 2 года назад

      @@jon2922 aah cheers, makes sense.. so basically this tip is not applicable to countries like the UK.

    • @jon2922
      @jon2922 2 года назад +7

      @@Mbmism not really applicable anywhere that buries it's petrol tanks more than a metre down.

  • @Recessio
    @Recessio 8 месяцев назад +1

    13:42 "See if you talk like Hugh Grant, you can get anywhere" always cracks me up

  • @nikerailfanningttm9046
    @nikerailfanningttm9046 Год назад +10

    25:50 oh the sound of a Northstar V8. I loved that engine. I had one in my 2008 DTS, and it was a whopping 275HP! I sold the car to a fellow family member, so the car is still in the family. GM for the win!!!!

  • @PortugueseGringo1987
    @PortugueseGringo1987 3 года назад +96

    imagine pulling into a petrol station in the UK and paying less than £1.20 per litre. seeing these pumps put in more litres than £ or the same litres as £ is seriously depressing.

    • @dishwashingdishes
      @dishwashingdishes 3 года назад +5

      Honestly its insane, costs me £1.65 a litre as my car only runs on e5 and not this e10 thats been introduced

    • @dbio305
      @dbio305 3 года назад +4

      Meanwhile in the US, inflation has led to fuel prices as high as 7$ a gallon

    • @PortugueseGringo1987
      @PortugueseGringo1987 3 года назад +5

      @@dbio305 equivalent in UK would be $7.57. but given ur fuel has always been cheap you guys must be getting hit pretty bad by it. ours has just been a steady incline over past 10-15 years. but would say in past 4 years has gone up about 30p or 40 cents

    • @PortugueseGringo1987
      @PortugueseGringo1987 3 года назад +3

      @@dishwashingdishes feel ur pain bud, i still remember it being 80p a litre and there being a strike cos of the price breaking the £1 marker

    • @zake881
      @zake881 3 года назад +1

      @@PortugueseGringo1987 past 4 years? Just the past 'fuel crisis' increased it by 20p or more😂 and that was if you could find any

  • @shaunflanagan8735
    @shaunflanagan8735 3 года назад +79

    Jeremy eating spunk at a petrol station but😂😂😂

    • @KevinKickChannel
      @KevinKickChannel 3 года назад +13

      He could’ve had the fruity ones, but he took the salty licorice ones lmao

    • @darthmasterwindu9237
      @darthmasterwindu9237 3 года назад +1

      Is spunk supposed to be a sweet

    • @erikankerstjerne312
      @erikankerstjerne312 3 года назад +12

      @@darthmasterwindu9237 Yes it's liquorice or winegum. The word spunk does not mean the same thing in danish as it does in english.

    • @phreak761
      @phreak761 2 года назад +2

      @@erikankerstjerne312 Do you swallow spunk?

    • @jeepneygang
      @jeepneygang 2 года назад

      That's where most spunk is consumed

  • @kacor0078
    @kacor0078 3 года назад +83

    I love how calculating mpg makes so little sense even they have problems calculating it..

    • @jacobg5122
      @jacobg5122 3 года назад +7

      How many miles you drove ÷ how many gallons you used. How is that hard to figure out?

    • @thef726
      @thef726 3 года назад +24

      @@jacobg5122 the problem is that basically everywhere else in the world you use kilometers and liters instead of gallons and miles, making the conversion more difficult. Also, a lot of people won't even understand the result because you can't put it into perspective if you are used to liters per 100 km for fuel efficiency.

    • @jacobg5122
      @jacobg5122 3 года назад

      @@thef726
      I guess that makes sense, because I don't think I could do liters/km off the top of my head. I know a liter is a little more than a quart, and a kilometer is roughly 0.6 miles, so 1 mile per gallon is about 3.8l/1.5km. And it's probably just as unintuitive in the other direction as well.

    • @JellyLocke
      @JellyLocke 3 года назад +1

      @@jacobg5122 a litre is 1000ml. A km is 1000 metres. Its pretty easy to do the math...

    • @jacobg5122
      @jacobg5122 3 года назад

      @@JellyLocke
      Yeah and it's easy for me to do miles per gallon because that's what I've been doing all my life. But I'm saying I can see how it would be difficult for someone who grew up doing it with different units. Besides. I don't have a reference for what a milliliter is because we don't use them in the US. So knowing that a liter is 1000ml (which I did know) doesn't mean anything. I can tell you a gallon is 4 quarts, but unless you know what a quart is, that still doesn't tell you what a gallon is.

  • @bittertruth0000
    @bittertruth0000 3 года назад +12

    Uploaded again still watched the whole video because I love them so much I can watch them millions of time and thank you so much for uploading videos like thses 🙏.

  • @louiequinn462
    @louiequinn462 3 года назад +15

    “Oh I don’t like spunk”😂😂😂 8:02

  • @SparkyCas
    @SparkyCas 2 года назад +12

    James may and hammond being caught in the "o no" situations with redheads might be the most enticing but terrifying soap opera like moments ever.

  • @posterunkowytv
    @posterunkowytv 2 года назад +17

    15:22 WHEN CLARKSON SEES HIS VIDEOS IN A SHOP...

  • @Top_Gear_Clips_Central
    @Top_Gear_Clips_Central 3 года назад +125

    turd petrol, the best oil company

    • @katalinasashkov1893
      @katalinasashkov1893 3 года назад +3

      Why don't they sponsor a Formula One team?

    • @RedRhino49
      @RedRhino49 3 года назад +10

      @@katalinasashkov1893 Haas F1 team. Powered by turd

    • @trevorphilips2947
      @trevorphilips2947 3 года назад +2

      @@RedRhino49 and 2020 Ferrari.

    • @dumbshuck
      @dumbshuck 3 года назад +1

      @@RedRhino49 Think of the skid marks.

    • @RyuzoSan19
      @RyuzoSan19 3 года назад

      @@dumbshuck Think of the commentary!

  • @christophergomez8830
    @christophergomez8830 Год назад +2

    As an American its comforting to see that "Truck stops" are essentially the Same around the world.. knick knacks, bad food and junk. Really brings the world together with the small things lol

  • @kamilianos
    @kamilianos 3 года назад +65

    Jeremy in Japan has to be the best bit :)

  • @DionLewiis
    @DionLewiis 2 года назад +24

    Seeing Clarkson fill up with diesel for 78.9p per litre…. Now the price is literally double that. That said… the living wage back when it was filmed was also about half of what it is now

    • @scsutton1
      @scsutton1 2 года назад +6

      And the cost of everyday essentials is soaring.

    • @gamma_dablam
      @gamma_dablam 2 года назад +1

      More like 2.5x now

    • @yeetabix2752
      @yeetabix2752 2 года назад +1

      hey uh about that

  • @ChaseEverything
    @ChaseEverything 2 года назад +11

    09:31 James - “did you try your Romanian on him?”
    Jeremy - “or her” 😂😂😂 That was so Awkward lol

    • @fbi424
      @fbi424 Год назад

      What was it?

    • @fbi424
      @fbi424 7 месяцев назад

      @@jhamartbrown ok

  • @tftstudios9259
    @tftstudios9259 7 месяцев назад +1

    That 'on him... or her' never fails to make me shit myself of laughter 😂😂

  • @earlofsmeg
    @earlofsmeg 3 года назад +12

    "Bank of Money" - The Stig 😆😆😆

  • @Nebuloid1
    @Nebuloid1 Год назад

    Oh man this just makes me want to watch all those specials, again.

  • @LordSeth-hf8ew
    @LordSeth-hf8ew 2 года назад +3

    honestly didn't think there would be this much footage

  • @frankobarressi7919
    @frankobarressi7919 3 года назад +12

    Imagine pulling into a petrol station and being greeted by a Bob Marley tree.

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 3 года назад +12

    2:02 I live near 4 gas stations owned by different companies. 3 of them have their pumps set up to do this if you don't have your hand on the pump constantly. It's very annoying.

  • @z.niamut4045
    @z.niamut4045 3 года назад +3

    Times like this, desperate measures are called for. So um, what i like to do is reach for my packet of SPUNK." 🤣🤣

  • @ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo
    @ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo 3 года назад +18

    The great television series ever created.

  • @user-gm7lv1ce7n
    @user-gm7lv1ce7n 3 года назад +25

    The Japanese fuel attendant was so nice ☺️☺️☺️

    • @XXX-cr5cf
      @XXX-cr5cf 6 месяцев назад

      Yea, straight from japanese porn ;)

  • @elirien4264
    @elirien4264 2 года назад +4

    Every time I watch these guys, I want to go on a road trip.

  • @henrylivingstone2971
    @henrylivingstone2971 2 года назад +1

    “He can spot your beaver from a mile away” 😂😂😂 what a thing to say 😂😂😂

  • @Havok135
    @Havok135 3 года назад +7

    "he can spot your beaver from a mile away".....gdi im dying over here....

  • @Porsche996TT
    @Porsche996TT Год назад +1

    2:18 the way he checks if someone is watching his tomfoolery 🤣always gets me.

  • @RazorSharp75426
    @RazorSharp75426 2 года назад +48

    I liked the one where Hammond filled his Mustang from the rear and his co-presenters made fun of him by playing "Lets Get It On" in a gas/petrol station, while "humping their cars"

  • @quickgamer19l92
    @quickgamer19l92 2 года назад +3

    im amazed how theres compilations for things like refueling stations, love this show

  • @vitamc1213
    @vitamc1213 2 года назад +6

    I did not know there'd be 29 minutes of footage of them at petrol stations 🤣

  • @shragergervais519
    @shragergervais519 2 года назад +16

    11:27 was the best bit 😂🤣😆

  • @skeletony2812
    @skeletony2812 3 года назад +8

    Watching this. We knew who would complain the most at a gas station 😂

  • @hullian1113
    @hullian1113 3 года назад +4

    13:52 What on earth are those Land Rovers? They look like something out of the PSNI.