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  • @JustADesignerz
    @JustADesignerz 10 months ago +88

    I caught that singular frame that contains the cryptic message at beginning of the video. Nothing can escape from my eyes.

  • @Aptol
    @Aptol 10 months ago +212

    Bro is being hunted down by the CIA.

  • @basiltheflowerboy143
    @basiltheflowerboy143 10 months ago +221

    Weird block of text that shows up for a frame at the start

    • @gaz8246
      @gaz8246 10 months ago +4

      Yeah no shit

    • @peacefulgaming9459
      @peacefulgaming9459 10 months ago +4

      2 frames🤓☝

    • @isaiahnabatian7161
      @isaiahnabatian7161 10 months ago +37

      Found it. It says some crazy shi about being wanted by the CIA and this video is his only hope

    • @EricEatingCheese
      @EricEatingCheese 10 months ago +7

      @peacefulgaming9459 erm... actually its frame 1736 and frame 1737

    • @EricEatingCheese
      @EricEatingCheese 10 months ago

      i am wanted in 17 countries for tricking the CIA into thinking the Clonemace RUclips channel was really a money laundering scheme for fentanyl dealers in Southern Cuba. In reality, | was just trying to get the CIA off of my back, but they took the claim seriously. The Clonemace RUclips channel was fully audited by the CIA, and upon finding no signs of Cuban drug dealers interferring with it, a warrant was put out for my arrest. The CIA feared | had relations with Eastern European espionage and | was trying to sabotage them. | had no way of defending myself for these allegations, and thus | fled South of the border. First to Mexico, and then to Panama. The CIA contacted both countries and had law enforcement searching for me. | now reside in Northern Columbia, trying to escape an international scandal. If | upload this video today, however, the CIA will realize the make-believe Eastern European espionage acts can continue without my prescence, therefore | am not a threat worth capturing. This video MUST be uploaded, otherwise the CIA will know | am the sole contributor for it and continue hunting me down. | wish my upload network godspeed, and pray that somehow, this video makes it to the internet. It's my only chance of escape...

  • @gillianbravepie
    @gillianbravepie 10 months ago +16

    Aw, how nice! Someone made Mr. Mace a Reddit account to finally participate in his favourite Blender subreddits ❤

  • @JJCraft31
    @JJCraft31 10 months ago +83

    1:58 Ay, glad I made it on here!

    • @NNNAYAYA
      @NNNAYAYA 10 months ago +4

      dw bout that mate, u can be proud of what u have created so even if someone finds u by ur name. they will have too much respect and fear to do something to u

    • @JJCraft31
      @JJCraft31 10 months ago

      @NNNAYAYAthanks

  • @rimtas_12
    @rimtas_12 10 months ago +27

    bro finally got a sponsor

  • @SoulfulNat
    @SoulfulNat 10 months ago +11

    Bro is going to get ptsd if he keeps doing this. Let's give him free therapy!

  • @reacted-
    @reacted- 10 months ago +61

    6:19 bro turned into AM from I have no mouth 😭🙏

    • @ImHere314
      @ImHere314 10 months ago +3

      I thought the same thing lol

    • @marigoldtgp33
      @marigoldtgp33 4 months ago +1

      my little guy successfully ragebaited him into becoming am

  • @BigFaceNoEyesSouperKoolio-Huh

    I love it when it looks like they are having eighty seven strokes while typing “topology” it’s so wholesome 😊😊😊

  • @subzerokos
    @subzerokos 10 months ago +15

    4:43 uhh, maybe because the person who made it is italian?

  • @ten915thecool
    @ten915thecool 10 months ago +4

    you should rename the video to "having a mental breakdown for eight minutes and seventeen seconds"

  • @wycade7531
    @wycade7531 10 months ago +3

    My brother I don't think even Brilliant is able to help these damned souls

  • @TheHybridFox357
    @TheHybridFox357 9 months ago +5

    2:30 The Quantum Blender cube.

  • @SoggyCat-b2n
    @SoggyCat-b2n 10 months ago +10

    3:55 no that's diddy and epstein

  • @Pinkrose-162
    @Pinkrose-162 10 months ago +9

    0:29 what

  • @3EvelynRose3
    @3EvelynRose3 10 months ago +85

    2:46 That is Topology spelled backwards friend. Fun fact: you can bypass a lot of chat filters by typing slurs backwards in games.

  • @JustANoneProfitChannelHere

    3:15 If I ever send a 3d model, I hope you do a full turn, lol. Who knows? there might be a minature civilization living behind it. with it being covered half way by the resource they used to create it.

  • @niejajestem
    @niejajestem 10 months ago +26

    0:28 this may actually be true

    • @dicedoomkid
      @dicedoomkid 10 months ago +2

      I cant catch what it said, somethinh about the CIA?

    • @niejajestem
      @niejajestem 10 months ago +2

      ​​@dicedoomkidyeah something like that

    • @dicedoomkid
      @dicedoomkid 10 months ago +1

      @niejajestem well. sure am glad. nothing weird about that.

  • @CheeseManMedia.
    @CheeseManMedia. 7 months ago +4

    For those who couldn't catch it at 0:28 (this had better get a lot of likes)
    i am wanted in 17 countries for tricking the CIA into thinking the Clonemace RUclips channel
    was really a money laundering scheme for fentanyl dealers in Southern Cuba. In reality, I was
    just trying to get the CIA off of my back, but they took the claim seriously. The Clonemace
    RUclips channel was fully audited by the CIA, and upon finding no signs of Cuban drug dealers
    interferring with it, a warrant was put out for my arrest. The CIA feared I had relations with Eastern
    European espionage and I was trying to sabotage them. I had no way of defending myself for these
    allegations, and thus I fled South of the border. First to Mexico, and then to Panama. The CIA contacted
    both countries and had law enforcement searching for me. I now reside in Northern Columbia, trying
    to escape an international scandal. If I upload this video today, however, the CIA will realize the make-
    believe Eastern European espionage acts can continue without my prescence, therefore I am not a
    threat worth capturing. This video MUST be uploaded, otherwise the CIA will know I am the sole
    contributor for it and continue hunting me down. I wish my upload network godspeed, and pray that
    somehow, this video makes it to the internet. It's my only chance of escape...

    • @richardprice9017
      @richardprice9017 4 months ago

      just use "," and "." on pc to go through frame by frame

  • @SoggyCat-b2n
    @SoggyCat-b2n 10 months ago +6

    5:43 JTOH MENTIONED

  • @Burrito_Legend
    @Burrito_Legend 10 months ago +4

    Watch as someone posts an actual good model render with good topology

  • @shiji_illustration
    @shiji_illustration 10 months ago +1

    Hell yeah! thanks man, my 3d models got much better after listening to your wise words. (I am the first guy) Tysm :D

  • @Eight-Two-Seven
    @Eight-Two-Seven 5 months ago

    4:43 ITALIAN SPOTTED IN CLONEMACE VIDEO

  • @peacefulgaming9459
    @peacefulgaming9459 10 months ago +1

    Jokes on you, I got brilliant a few days ago

  • @bookreston9791
    @bookreston9791 10 days ago

    Must've been the hurricane 5 category.

  • @antonGoesTo_ica
    @antonGoesTo_ica 2 months ago +3

    0:18 bro died at 82% on unnerfed skupen circles

  • @Rustgloom
    @Rustgloom 4 months ago

    0:28 analog horror pause frame type of moment lol

  • @thinecyber_cat
    @thinecyber_cat 10 months ago +1

    0:06 hmm, nice email they gkt there

  • @TeaTabby
    @TeaTabby 10 months ago +2

    0:28 I am wanted in 17 countries for tricking the CIA into thinking the Clonemace RUclips channel was really a money laundering cheek for fentanyl dealers in southern Cuba. In reality I was just trying to get the CIA off my back, but they took the claim seriously. The clonemace RUclips channel was fully audited by the CIA and upon finding no signs of Cuban drug dealers interfering with it a warrant was put out for my arrest. The CIA feared I had relationships with Eastern European espionage and I was trying to sabotage them. I had no way of defending myself for these allegations and thus I fled south of the border. First to Mexico, then to Panama. The CIA contacted both countries and had law enforcement searching for me. I now reside in northern Columbia, trying to escape an international scandal if I upload this video today however the cia will realize the make believe Eastern European espionage acts can continue without my presence. Therefore I am not a threat worth capturing. This video MUST be uploaded otherwise the CIA will know I'm the sole contributor for it and continue hunting me down. I wish my upload network Godspeed and pray that somehow this video makes it to the internet.. it's my only chance of escape....

  • @robloxpeteryt9659
    @robloxpeteryt9659 10 months ago +2

    This topogoogolighily sure is good

  • @Hervoo
    @Hervoo 10 months ago +1

    Congratulations, we have another name Chat, we are no longer a single unnamed entity

  • @Clementinous
    @Clementinous 6 months ago +1

    why do you always sound like you're about to cry

  • @SandwichGamesHeavy
    @SandwichGamesHeavy 9 months ago +1

    0:29 ...oh.

  • @KleinTimmi
    @KleinTimmi 10 months ago +3

    Eldritch demon vertices

  • @BUTTER1WITH2BREAD92
    @BUTTER1WITH2BREAD92 6 months ago

    3:28 is Mario 64 but Mario 32

  • @RoadToLegend2023
    @RoadToLegend2023 5 months ago

    5:05 YOU BE WHAT?!?!?!??!?!?! YOU BE PROFEN???

  • @gaz8246
    @gaz8246 10 months ago

    Don't let the feds get you man

  • @RR-mq9uv
    @RR-mq9uv 10 months ago +1

    NOOOÒOOOOOOOO I REFUSE TO USE MY BRAIN AHHHHHHHHHH

  • @InfinityHell666
    @InfinityHell666 6 months ago

    Someday Someone is gonna Model You A Grave Stone...

  • @bojack4759
    @bojack4759 Month ago

    2:44 that's actually topology spelt backwards

  • @sans-the-skeleton-fr6969
    @sans-the-skeleton-fr6969 9 months ago +5

    The Northrop Grumman B-21 Raider is an American strategic bomber in development for the United States Air Force (USAF) by Northrop Grumman. Part of the Long Range Strike Bomber (LRS-B) program, it is to be a stealth intercontinental strategic bomber that can deliver conventional and thermonuclear weapons. Named "Raider" in honor of the Doolittle Raiders of World War II, the B-21 is meant to replace the Rockwell B-1 Lancer and Northrop B-2 Spirit by 2040, and possibly the 1950s Boeing B-52 Stratofortress after that.
    The Air Force began planning for the B-21 in 2011 and awarded the major development contract in 2015, aiming to have it in service "in the mid-2020s". By 2021, that date had slipped to 2027.
    As of 2025, many aspects of the B-21 special access program were still highly classified, though some information about various other aspects of the program have been made public since 2015. The first B-21 aircraft was unveiled at a 2 December 2022 ceremony at Northrop Grumman's production facilities in Palmdale, California. The first flight of a B-21 took place on 10 November 2023. By September 2024, three airworthy B-21s were involved in program testing.

  • @realeagleman
    @realeagleman 9 months ago

    4:46 no way its the gigler..

  • @Czechtophat
    @Czechtophat 4 months ago

    in 17 countries? damn bruh

  • @Cosmotis
    @Cosmotis 10 months ago

    4:43 pretty sure that's italian

  • @melody3741
    @melody3741 10 months ago +1

    Adhd cube is accurate map of my neurons

  • @davidlewis2171
    @davidlewis2171 10 months ago

    Honestly forgot I submitted my pineapple on pizza model for this lmao

  • @OliverJacobs-h6c
    @OliverJacobs-h6c 29 days ago

    0:29
    oh.

  • @pivolegendalol
    @pivolegendalol 10 months ago

    Slowly turning into AM on 6:20

  • @prod_KSK
    @prod_KSK 10 months ago +1

    i love the gameplay, man

  • @Jiro-_-Thesis
    @Jiro-_-Thesis 2 months ago

    Does this guy still do competitions?

  • @Chairstand
    @Chairstand 10 months ago +1

    ETOH MENTIONED 5:43

  • @SpamtonG-mf4cb
    @SpamtonG-mf4cb 10 months ago +1

    4:45

  • @ElonTate360
    @ElonTate360 10 months ago

    Bro you made me download the video only to see each frame to get the hidden message

  • @niki9107192
    @niki9107192 10 months ago +4

    5:50 eantoe moment

  • @Flippygoinginsane
    @Flippygoinginsane 10 months ago

    Hey Clonemace do you know Woźniakowski? He's a 3D animator and he makes a lot of cool and disturbing animations. I just thought you might be interested since he makes his projects on Blender.

  • @SnowFlexoSaurus
    @SnowFlexoSaurus 10 months ago

    You really need a big Break from these Models XD

  • @jaglotyc
    @jaglotyc 8 months ago

    The text at the start says:"i am wanted in 17 countries for tricking the CIA into thinking the Clonemace RUclips channel was really a money laundering scheme for fentanyl dealers in Southern Cuba. In reality I was just trying to get the CIA off my back, but they took the claim seriously. The Clonemace RUclips channel was fully audited by the CIA, and upon finding no signs of Cuban drug dealers interfering with it, a warrant was put out for my arrest. The CIA feared I had relations with Eastern European espionage and I was trying to sabotage them. I had no way of defending myself for these allegations, and thus I fled Southern of the border. First to Mexico, and then to Panama. The CIA contracted both countries and had law enforcement searching for me. I now reside in Northern Colombia, trying to escape an international scandal. If I upload this video today, however, the CIA will realize the make-believe Easter European espionage acts can continue without my presence, therefore I am not a threat worth capturing. This video MUST be uploaded, otherwise the CIA will know I am the sole contributor for it and continue hunting me down. I wish my upload network godspeed, and pray that somehow, this video makes it to the internet. It's my only chance of escape..."
    Yes, i typed it out myself. With just one finger.

  • @sigmasking2.0
    @sigmasking2.0 10 months ago

    3d models more like 3d model!

  • @RaptoxaGD
    @RaptoxaGD 10 months ago +2

    0:28 skill issue tbh

  • @Cliffcat258
    @Cliffcat258 10 months ago

    when sponorship with bleach for the funny images to go away?

  • @swapfoxfilms
    @swapfoxfilms 10 months ago +2

    May I recommend you using a auto-reader to help your sanity each time you try to read. Toooooolagggeggeyeyyy

  • @XDN0stalg1a777
    @XDN0stalg1a777 10 months ago

    another upload by the eagle man

  • @preblelawful
    @preblelawful 5 months ago

    0:28 what's was that

  • @Uniman301
    @Uniman301 10 months ago +1

    6:00 The text did mention Warsaw, so Im assuming the Spongebob intro references Sponge Bobr?

    • @Pianoman-p3t
      @Pianoman-p3t 5 months ago

      Malaysian Airlines flight 370, or MH370, was a plane which suddenly disappeared during flight, with passengers and crew inside. It just suddenly went completely dark. Nobody knows what happened to it, and it is still a huge mystery to this day.

  • @Robietexture
    @Robietexture 6 months ago

    Technoblade Reverenz 😊 Technoblade never dies

  • @alexandersama842
    @alexandersama842 10 months ago

    I hope next video is good

  • @sentry_real
    @sentry_real 8 months ago

    i need to send you some images

  • @Demduba
    @Demduba 7 months ago

    0:28 someone try to read the text i need to know

  • @sebastapol5
    @sebastapol5 10 months ago +3

    Holy shit he has sponsors

  • @ithinksoitsme
    @ithinksoitsme 7 months ago

    Full CIA text? Frame 1736

  • @floww_vfx
    @floww_vfx 10 months ago

    for anyone can't see the text at 0:18, the text is
    i am wanted in 17 countries for tricking the CIA into thinking the Clonemace RUclips channel was really a money laundering scheme for fentanyl dealers in Southern Cuba. In reality, I was just trying to get the CIA off of my back, but they took the claim seriously. The Clonemace RUclips channel was fully audited by the CIA, and upon finding no signs of Cuban drug dealers interferring with it, a warrant was put out for my arrest. The CIA feared I had relations with Eastern European espionage and I was trying to sabotage them. I had no way of defending myself for these allegations, and thus I fled South of the border. First to Mexico, and then to Panama. The CIA contacted both countries and had law enforcement searching for me. I now reside in Northern Columbia, trying to escape an international scandal. If I upload this video today, however, the CIA will realize the make-believe Eastern European espionage acts can continue without my prescence, therefore I am not a threat worth capturing. This video MUST be uploaded, otherwise the CIA will know I am the sole contributor for it and continue hunting me down. I wish my upload network godspeed, and pray that somehow, this video makes it to the internet. It's my only chance of escape...

  • @afacanikotark619
    @afacanikotark619 6 months ago

    Atp clonemace is kris and were torturing him as souls by sending him weird (route) photos of 3d objects

  • @heisenberg3206
    @heisenberg3206 10 months ago

    0:28
    i am wanted in 17 countries for tricking the CIA into thinking the Clonemace RUclips channel was really a money laundering scheme for fentanyl dealers in Southern Cuba. In reality, I was just trying to get the CIA off of my back, but they took the claim seriously. The Clonemace RUclips channel was fully audited by the CIA, and upon finding no signs of Cuban drug dealers interferring with it, a warrant was put out for my arrest. The CIA feared I had relations with Eastern European espionage and I was trying to sabotage them. I had no way of defending myself for these allegations, and thus I fled South of the border. First to Mexico, and then to Panama. The CIA contacted both countries and had law enforcement searching for me. I now reside in Northern Columbia, trying to escape an international scandal. If I upload this video today, however, the CIA will realize the make- believe Eastern European espionage acts can continue without my prescence, therefore I am not a threat worth capturing. This video MUST be uploaded, otherwise the CIA will know I am the sole contributor for it and continue hunting me down. I wish my upload network godspeed, and pray that somehow, this video makes it to the internet. It's my only chance of escape...

  • @Latte_Da_Cat
    @Latte_Da_Cat 7 months ago

    What???? 0:29

  • @RoDev
    @RoDev 9 months ago

    funny hahaha

  • @PanosW
    @PanosW 10 months ago

    Will I make money in 2025?

  • @Miha-c3z
    @Miha-c3z Month ago

    DUDE THE TEXT DISSAPEARS SO FAST NOT EVEN 0.25 CAN HELP M

    • @g4me_mobile66
      @g4me_mobile66 Month ago

      Just pause the video! (That's how I was able to read, and has something to do with being hunted down by the CIA)

    • @Miha-c3z
      @Miha-c3z Month ago

      ​@g4me_mobile66yes its hard to pause the video on time

  • @Miha-c3z
    @Miha-c3z Month ago

    Brilliant is a scam. Markiplier will prove this.

  • @JustAWildMTTC
    @JustAWildMTTC 10 months ago

    so you had so many submissions that you had to extend the video?
    typical colemance
    also the non english text is in italian

  • @xavierfn9445
    @xavierfn9445 9 months ago

    bud help me getting huntsman ;/

  • @Tacogod523-m6e
    @Tacogod523-m6e 5 months ago +8

    Why do you sound like AM

  • @aboba_bk-fp7re
    @aboba_bk-fp7re 10 months ago

    i am wanted in 17 countries for tricking the CIA into thinking the Clonemace RUclips channel
    was really a money laundering scheme for fentanyl dealers in Southern Cuba. In reality, I was
    just trying to get the CIA off of my back, but they took the claim seriously. The Clonemace
    RUclips channel was fully audited by the CIA, and upon finding no signs of Cuban drug dealers
    interferring with it, a warrant was put out for my arrest. The CIA feared I had relations with Eastern
    European espionage and I was trying to sabotage them. I had no way of defending myself for these
    allegations, and thus I fled South of the border. First to Mexico, and then to Panama. The CIA contacted
    both countries and had law enforcement searching for me. I now reside in Northern Columbia, trying
    to escape an international scandal. If I upload this video today, however, the CIA will realize the make-
    believe Eastern European espionage acts can continue without my prescence, therefore I am not a
    threat worth capturing. This video MUST be uploaded, otherwise the CIA will know I am the sole
    contributor for it and continue hunting me down. I wish my upload network godspeed, and pray that
    somehow, this video makes it to the internet. It's my only chance of escape...

    • @aboba_bk-fp7re
      @aboba_bk-fp7re 10 months ago

      i am wanted in 17 countries for tricking the CIA into thinking the Clonemace RUclips channel
      was really a money laundering scheme for fentanyl dealers in Southern Cuba. In reality, I was
      just trying to get the CIA off of my back, but they took the claim seriously. The Clonemace
      RUclips channel was fully audited by the CIA, and upon finding no signs of Cuban drug dealers
      interferring with it, a warrant was put out for my arrest. The CIA feared I had relations with Eastern
      European espionage and I was trying to sabotage them. I had no way of defending myself for these
      allegations, and thus I fled South of the border. First to Mexico, and then to Panama. The CIA contacted
      both countries and had law enforcement searching for me. I now reside in Northern Columbia, trying
      to escape an international scandal. If I upload this video today, however, the CIA will realize the make-
      believe Eastern European espionage acts can continue without my prescence, therefore I am not a
      threat worth capturing. This video MUST be uploaded, otherwise the CIA will know I am the sole
      contributor for it and continue hunting me down. I wish my upload network godspeed, and pray that
      somehow, this video makes it to the internet. It's my only chance of escape...

    • @JJCraft31
      @JJCraft31 10 months ago

      @aboba_bk-fp7rebro replied to his own comment with the comment he commented

    • @aboba_bk-fp7re
      @aboba_bk-fp7re 10 months ago

      @JJCraft31 yes i did

  • @Zero-sb3kz
    @Zero-sb3kz 10 months ago

    0:28 text💀💀💀:
    i am wanted in 17 countries for tricking the CIA into thinking the Clonemace RUclips channel was really a money laundering scheme for fentanyl dealers in Southern Cuba. In reality, I was just trying to get the CIA off of my back, but they took the claim seriously. The Clonemace RUclips channel was fully audited by the CIA, and upon finding no signs of Cuban drug dealers interferring with it, a warrant was put out for my arrest. The CIA feared I had relations with Eastern European espionage and I was trying to sabotage them. I had no way of defending myself for these allegations, and thus I fled South of the border. First to Mexico, and then to Panama. The CIA contacted both countries and had law enforcement searching for me. I now reside in Northern Columbia, trying to escape an international scandal. If I upload this video today, however, the CIA will realize the make- believe Eastern European espionage acts can continue without my prescence, therefore I am not a threat worth capturing. This video MUST be uploaded, otherwise the CIA will know I am the sole contributor for it and continue hunting me down. I wish my upload network godspeed, and pray that somehow, this video makes it to the internet. It's my only chance of escape...

  • @robertmay3144
    @robertmay3144 10 months ago

    noted, disliked and unsubbed, thank you for guiding me through these trying times

  • @zoulcar9403
    @zoulcar9403 10 months ago

    Bro actually fell off

  • @Miha-c3z
    @Miha-c3z Month ago

    5:38 this is wearly clearLy say8ng "us this not good topology"
    Learn to read twin

  • @tandrad_refused
    @tandrad_refused 10 months ago

    8 views bro fell off

  • @RoDev
    @RoDev 9 months ago +1

    i am wanted in 17 countries for tricking the CIA into thinking the Clonemace RUclips channel
    was really a money laundering scheme for fentanyl dealers in Southern Cuba. In reality, I was
    just trying to get the CIA off of my back, but they took the claim seriously. The Clonemace
    RUclips channel was fully audited by the CIA, and upon finding no signs of Cuban drug dealers
    interferring with it, a warrant was put out for my arrest. The CIA feared I had relations with Eastern
    European espionage and I was trying to sabotage them. I had no way of defending myself for these
    allegations, and thus I fled South of the border. First to Mexico, and then to Panama. The CIA contacted
    both countries and had law enforcement searching for me. I now reside in Northern Columbia, trying
    to escape an international scandal. If I upload this video today, however, the CIA will realize the make-
    believe Eastern European espionage acts can continue without my prescence, therefore I am not a
    threat worth capturing. This video MUST be uploaded, otherwise the CIA will know I am the sole
    contributor for it and continue hunting me down. I wish my upload network godspeed, and pray that
    somehow, this video makes it to the internet. It's my only chance of escape...

  • @AnasSiddiquee
    @AnasSiddiquee 10 months ago +1

    0:28
    i am wanted in 17 countries for tricking the CIA into thinking the Clonemace RUclips channel
    was really a money laundering scheme for fentanyl dealers in Southern Cuba. In reality, I was
    just trying to get the CIA off of my back, but they took the claim seriously. The Clonemace
    RUclips channel was fully audited by the CIA, and upon finding no signs of Cuban drug dealers
    interferring with it, a warrant was put out for my arrest. The CIA feared I had relations with Eastern
    European espionage and I was trying to sabotage them. I had no way of defending myself for these
    allegations, and thus I fled South of the border. First to Mexico, and then to Panama. The CIA contacted
    both countries and had law enforcement searching for me. I now reside in Northern Columbia, trying
    to escape an international scandal. If I upload this video today, however, the CIA will realize the make-
    believe Eastern European espionage acts can continue without my prescence, therefore I am not a
    threat worth capturing. This video MUST be uploaded, otherwise the CIA will know I am the sole
    contributor for it and continue hunting me down. I wish my upload network godspeed, and pray that
    somehow, this video makes it to the internet. It's my only chance of escape ...

  • @anneswidow
    @anneswidow 4 months ago

    0:28 i am wanted in 17 countries for tricking the CIA into thinking the Clonemace RUclips channel was really a money laundering scheme for fentanyl dealers in Southern Cuba. In reality, I was just trying to get the CIA off of my back, but they took the claim seriously. The Clonemace RUclips channel was fully audited by the CIA, and upon finding no signs of Cuban drug dealers interferring with it, a warrant was put out for my arrest. The CIA feared I had relations with Eastern European espionage and I was trying to sabotage them. I had no way of defending myself for these allegations, and thus I fled South of the border. First to Mexico, and then to Panama. The CIA contacted both countries and had law enforcement searching for me. I now reside in Northern Columbia, trying to escape an international scandal. If I upload this video today, however, the CIA will realize the make-believe Eastern European espionage acts can continue without my prescence, therefore I am not a threat worth capturing. This video MUST be uploaded, otherwise the CIA will know I am the sole contributor for it and continue hunting me down. I wish my upload network godspeed, and pray that somehow, this video makes it to the internet. It's my only chance of escape... (i hope this is fake)