A young man and his hot date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl. "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually an Uber driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."
I wonder if Andy will ever have kids or adopt. He'd be a chill ass dad. The pro/con is that his kids will make him age a lot quicker. He'd look 18 right now if he had kids.
This was honestly so original an amazing. Brings me back to your old stuff with a new vibe. i also fuck with uber drivers all the time and i think this is a fresh look at comedy and a cool outlet for it.
I hope u told the driver u were pranking him after the fact?? Cuz he mite pick u up again sometime and think u were a total a-hole for putting him on like that.
Yes Andy is older than you, he's exactly 41 years old, 19 years older than you, there's this thing called google, it tells you celeb's ages with a simple search, type in "andy milonakis age", and you can get information from the googolplex
he's making the driver look stupid to get others laugh, that's what you do when you are not funny, and i will not disrespect you cuz that's not who i am..
A young man and his hot date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl. "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually an Uber driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."
El Trollski good one
@@kamikazebuckeye5684 thats the best one
he actually 41 years old but he looks like he 18 haha
Jaggsta looks like 15 but yea lol
Jaggsta Tell is something we didn't already know fuck boy
Troy Meile That you have shit grammar. 😂
That's not a complete sentence either.
Jaggsta more like 12
bro when you dropped the ron jeremy line i fucking lost it hahaha
lmao "google me" "paul denino"
I like pranks like this. Not that "Stab a Baby in the Hood Gone Wot In Tarnation" park shit.
CyoUNxtTuesdayy word
Stab a Baby in the Hood Gone Sexual was a good one though.
that guy was nice
Why does this sound like a true story ?
Coolest Uber Driver ever.
that prank was lit! hope you do more of these
I wonder if Andy will ever have kids or adopt. He'd be a chill ass dad. The pro/con is that his kids will make him age a lot quicker. He'd look 18 right now if he had kids.
Andy needs to do a collab with PewDiePie
hahahahaha "back end points" thats not a anal joke either lmao
DEAD XD
"Thanks daddy" 😂😂
lol the uber driver prob searched him up after the drive
We made the VOD boyssssssss!
Thanks daddy. This could be a whole different channel talking crazy stories with uber or taxi drivers. So good.
thanks daddy lol
This was honestly so original an amazing. Brings me back to your old stuff with a new vibe. i also fuck with uber drivers all the time and i think this is a fresh look at comedy and a cool outlet for it.
poor andy. i dont want to see him become a victim to this grand theft auto lifestyle
This guy knows way too much about this ROFL
got em deez nutz
Face of no regret 😄
LOL this Uber driver
Hahaha oh man I love this shit , my boys streaming IRL now ? Dog you're always in the area too hitmeup boy
You should be in a movie
BloodCrow Playz he is
RIP AGUST AMES
Andys balliiiin 😎
You is my son 👾
That's gold hahaha
WHO DID THIS😂😂😂😂😂😂
LOL. How old are you "Yeah i just turned 18xD "
The Uber driver is a great person
made my night
new series????
HAHAHAHAA I love it.
lmao how did i miss this
Lol
I don't think uber drivers know what the word "patronize" mean
Baby Kilo wtf is patronize anyway lol ?
😂😂😭😭
dude youre from greece?
HAHAHAHS
china
why does he look like 12
I hope u told the driver u were pranking him after the fact?? Cuz he mite pick u up again sometime and think u were a total a-hole for putting him on like that.
he didnt show him, also this was LIVE on twitch, he didnt plan it
Funny but not really a prank you never told him you were lying
pretty sure you're older than me (22) but It would not take me much to believe you lmao
Yes Andy is older than you, he's exactly 41 years old, 19 years older than you, there's this thing called google, it tells you celeb's ages with a simple search, type in "andy milonakis age", and you can get information from the googolplex
HOLY FUCK WHAT????
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Don't get me wrong I love this shit but this was more lying to someone then a prank.
Yes.
Brandon Bassani It's fucking humor. He wasn't offending the driver...
soo if it was true would it effect the driver in any way?
13clicks ! Ya I know that why I literally said I love this.
13clicks ! Never said it would effect anyone for better or worse just pointing out its not a prank it's a lie. Don't get so moody snowflake.
Noooooooooooooooo
You don't look 18. You look 12.
NOOTER NOPER hes 40. He has some kinda growth hormone malfunction thing
*41
I honestly think Andy is still a virgin hahaha
im pretty sure he gets more pussy ina month than you've ever had lol
Second??
What a nice guy. :)
little did he know andy is his age. not his sons
Lmao that über driver is a good guy
This driver is a good guy.
career advice from an uber driver lol
Andy you could be my son. 18 years old and had a hit tv show when you were 6. Not to mention when you were rapping when you were 6 as well.
mer meh hes 41...
Hes in his 40s he has a physical condition involving hormones. him saying he is 18 is a big joke in this video.
I love Andy!!! ❤️
hahahahhahahaa
Keep Crawlin
Versace Diaper keeeeeepppppp cccrrraaawwllliinnnngggg
Pretty damn funny 😂 More please
you the man andy
Hey why did you stop hanging out with chief keef
tryna bring bak tha roast' u ol rasta grama soundn ah
lmao!!! do more videos like this!!!
wait what happened to Andy and Wubby the dog? This is a 40 yr old lesbian truck driver...???
I was 350 like
UGGHHHH I LOVE ANDY!
the guy was nice
Yet another Persian Uber driver passing judgement.
haha
LOL
E N Z A D E N I N O
Andy's the new Johnny sins
Thnx daddy lmao
あぁぁぁ鶏のモノマネしてた人か
Good guy Uber
Paul Denino LUL
Lul
Andy is 41 years old even though he looks 19
NATTY PROFESSOR Productions no shit tell something that everyone didn't know already
Troy Meile I'm new to the channel
NATTY PROFESSOR Productions he doesn't look 19 you dork he looks like a over weight women in her late 30's you see them in Walmart all the time
Fkn lol
andy is here bitches
Stop joking about MK Ultra victims used in p*rn*graphy
andy u should do more batlle app shit,it would b the shit
disrespectful AF
michaela kar Shut the fuck up it was a joke. It would be "disrespectful af" if someone told you to go eat shit. So go do it
he's making the driver look stupid to get others laugh, that's what you do when you are not funny, and i will not disrespect you cuz that's not who i am..
michaela kar I respect that my apology
Why is google telling me that this guy is 41 years old but he hasn't hit puberty yet
Spank my tank 56 he has a growth hormone deficiency
that is the truth
He is actually 41 he just has some kind of growth disorder.
I guess everyone loves this Uber prank
Isac since you saying the word fag I guess you are get your punk ass up off this post with no pic scary ass
THEJOEPROSHOW This isn't a skit.
I didnt say fag, i said faggot, and please speak english so I can properly respond to you
Isac don't get beat the fuck up
bruh anything andy says or does is hilarious I love that he started streaming and shit
ADNY MILONAKIS HAS HIT A NEW LOW.