Doston, thanks for the love. Tour start ho raha dobara, ye raha ticket link - linktr.ee/angadranyal 17th Nov - Gurgaon 23rd and 24th Nov - Bengaluru 30th Nov- Pune 1st Dec - Mumbai 7th and 8th Dec - Delhi NCR 15th Dec- Kolkata 22nd Dec- Chandigarh Hyderabad, Indore, Ahmedabad and Vadodara in Jan.
Hello sir g, I love watching your videos and have been enjoying them a lot in Denmark and Portugal through RUclips. I am trying to open the link for booking the tickets for Chandigarh show but the link is redirecting to RUclips only.
Sunan Abi Dawud 2121 Narrated 'Aishah: The Messenger of Allah (saws) married me when I was seven years old. The narrator Sulaiman said: or Six years. He had intercourse with me when I was nine years old. Abu Tahir Sulayman Al Jannabi was an Ismaili who attacked and broke the Kabba in AD 932 and used the black stone as a toilet seat for 23 years. 😂😂 Sahih Muslim 2767 d Abu Burda reported Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) as saying: There would come people amongst the Muslims on the Day of Resurrection with as heavy sins as a mountain, and Allah would forgive them and He would place in their stead the Jews and the Christians. (As far as I think), Abu Raub said: I do not know as to who is in doubt. Abu Burda said: I narrated it to 'Umar b. 'Abd al-'Aziz, whereupon he said: Was it your father who narrated it to you from Allah's Apostle (ﷺ)? I said: Yes That's why they are fearless 🤣 🤣 🤣 Sunan Abi Dawud 4361 Narrated Abdullah Ibn Abbas: A blind man had a slave-mother who used to abuse the Prophet (ﷺ) and disparage him. He forbade her but she did not stop. He rebuked her but she did not give up her habit. One night she began to slander the Prophet (ﷺ) and abuse him. So he took a dagger, placed it on her belly, pressed it, and killed her. A child who came between her legs was smeared with the blood that was there. When the morning came, the Prophet (ﷺ) was informed about it. He assembled the people and said: I adjure by Allah the man who has done this action and I adjure him by my right to him that he should stand up. Jumping over the necks of the people and trembling the man stood up. He sat before the Prophet (ﷺ) and said: Messenger of Allah! I am her master; she used to abuse you and disparage you. I forbade her, but she did not stop, and I rebuked her, but she did not abandon her habit. I have two sons like pearls from her, and she was my companion. Last night she began to abuse and disparage you. So I took a dagger, put it on her belly and pressed it till I killed her. Thereupon the Prophet (ﷺ) said: Oh be witness, no retaliation is payable for her blood. Quran 9:5 And when the inviolable months1 have passed, then kill the polytheists wherever you find them and capture them and besiege them and sit in wait for them at every place of ambush. But if they should repent, establish prayer, and give zakāh, let them [go] on their way. Indeed, Allāh is Forgiving and Merciful. - Saheeh International Quran 5/46 And We sent, following in their footsteps, Jesus, the son of Mary, confirming that which came before him in the Torah; and We gave him the Gospel, in which was guidance and light and confirming that which preceded it of the Torah as guidance and instruction for the righteous. Saheeh Interrutional Sahih Muslim 2605 a Humaid b. 'Abd al-Rahman b. 'Auf reported that his mother Umm Kulthum daughter of 'Uqba b. Abu Mu'ait, and she was one amongst the first emigrants who pledged allegiance to Allah's Apostle (ﷺ), as saying that she heard Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) as saying: A liar is not one who tries to bring reconciliation amongst people and speaks good (in order to avert dispute), or he conveys good. Ibn Shihab said he did not hear that exemption was granted in anything what the people speak as lie but in three cases: in battle, for bringing reconciliation amongst persons and the narration of the words of the husband to his wife, and the narration of the words of a wife to her husband (in a twisted form in order to bring reconciliation between them). Sahih Muslim 2922 Abu Huraira reported Allah's Messenger (ﷺ)as saying: The last hour would not come unless the Muslims will fight against the Jews and the Muslims would kill them until the Jews would hide themselves behind a stone or a tree and a stone or a tree would say: Muslim, or the servant of Allah, there is a Jew behind me; come and kill him; but the tree Gharqad would not say, for it is the tree of the Jews. Quran Chapter (98) sūrat l-bayinah (The Clear Evidence)* (Mohsin Khan): ▶️Qur'an (98:6) "Verily, those who disbelieve (in the religion of Islam, the Qur'an and Prophet Muhammad)" from among the people of the Scripture "(Jews and Christians)" and Al-Mushrikun (polytheists)" will abide in the "Fire of Hell." They are the “WORST OF CREATURES”. Sunan Abi Dawud 641 Narrated Aisha, Ummul Mu'minin: The Prophet (ﷺ) said: Allah does not accept the prayer of a woman who has reached puberty unless she wears a veil. Abu Dawud said: This tradition has been narrated by Sa;id b. Abi 'Arubah from Qatadah on the authority of al-Hasan from the Prophet (ﷺ). Sunan an-Nasa'i 3378 It was narrated that 'Aishah said: "The Messenger of Allah married me when I was six. and consummated the marriage with me when I was nine, and I used to play with dolls.
Relate to this word by word. We are DISK, living in a tier one city, decided to stay DISK-s because of school fees (among other things), have environmentally aware DINK friends with high maintenance pets, and the saap-siri episode is absolutely bang on. Loved it.
High maintenance pets 😂😂😂😂😂 do all the DINKs have high maintenance pets?! It sounds VERY cringe to have high maintenance pets!! And when give someone is "environmentally aware" and have a high maintenance pets then this turn into hypocrisy because these pets are breeded!!
The saddest part of the whole video is despite the immense cost of the school fees, the education provided is absolute shit leading to unemployment and no skills being imparted.
First time i found you ,honestly this is the best comedy i hv watch after so so long time. These days all the comedians they just walk on to the stage This is how they start They pick random audience Whats your name How old are u What do u do Where ru from Where ru originally from N they start to make a joke on same person for 30 minute. Absolute hate that almost 90% of the comedians today they do that. But you were amazing, very new material ,very good way of expressing really loved it. N most importantly your material was right on point through entire time. Well do paji hope you raises above n beyond.
I really don't understand why people just don't adopt Indies. They are easy to maintain and can take care of themselves most of the time. Buying breeds is not only a headache for the owners, but also contributes in torturing the mother dogs throughout her life by the breeder.
completely agreed. we adopted 2 that we found on our street, one is deaf so she can't be on the streets and the other one must've got lost and somehow ended up in our street, dogs of our street were attacking him so we adopted him as well. Both are really lovely. I don't know why people care so much about the breed. It's a full business now which is sad to see
You are talking about Indies, people apni native language mai baat karna pasand nhi karte sochke ki hamari coolness kam ho jayegi. Dogs kya khaakh adopt karenge 😅
Unbeatable man! U r Unbeatable...such a laughter content without any double meaning things. How you narrate is superb Your content is superb and relatable too Maja aa gya bhai!
Oh my God you are so funny!! Being a parent of 2 legged children and a 4 legged child as well, I so resonate with. Will be on a lookout for you shows when I visit India.
Angad ji. Excellent script. Aur usse bhi achhi aapke gestures aur aapki acting. Too good ji. Especially that part where the barking dog's owner comes laughing and where you portrayed a person bathing.
One of the best stand up comedies I have ENJOYED... I wonder why people have to make fun of our gods to make people laugh.... If you have talent like Angad Singh YOU CAN MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH WITH CLEAN HUMOUR AND NO NEGATIVE FEELINGS.... I HOPE ANGAD SINGH KEEPS IT THAT WAY.... I LOVED THE WHOLE PERFORMANCE.......
Good comedy! In this time in which many stand up comedian use abusive language for comedy but you did it in an excellent way without any abusement. Great!
Ohhh 🥹 i cant say you how much i enjoyed this show. I'm also a per lover especially dogs so, i can relate this. It's super relatable about us. Thank you for your hard work ❤
Doston, thanks for the love. Tour start ho raha dobara, ye raha ticket link - linktr.ee/angadranyal
17th Nov - Gurgaon
23rd and 24th Nov - Bengaluru
30th Nov- Pune
1st Dec - Mumbai
7th and 8th Dec - Delhi NCR
15th Dec- Kolkata
22nd Dec- Chandigarh
Hyderabad, Indore, Ahmedabad and Vadodara in Jan.
Hello sir g, I love watching your videos and have been enjoying them a lot in Denmark and Portugal through RUclips. I am trying to open the link for booking the tickets for Chandigarh show but the link is redirecting to RUclips only.
Bhai Jaipur kb aaoge
@@meetmelodiesbox The link should be working now
sir 30th nov ko birthday hai, free show pass doge?
@@angadsinghranyal Hello! I don't think the link is still working.. need to book for Bangalore.. looking forward to seeing you live
Angad saw the school fees for 1st standard and decided to do another tour to cover the cost👀
😂 totally agree 🤣
😂
Sunan Abi Dawud 2121
Narrated 'Aishah:
The Messenger of Allah (saws) married me when I was seven years old. The narrator Sulaiman said: or Six years. He had intercourse with me when I was nine years old.
Abu Tahir Sulayman Al Jannabi was an Ismaili who attacked and broke the Kabba in AD 932 and used the black stone as a toilet seat for 23 years. 😂😂
Sahih Muslim 2767 d
Abu Burda reported Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) as saying:
There would come people amongst the Muslims on the Day of Resurrection with as heavy sins as a mountain, and Allah would forgive them and He would place in their stead the Jews and the Christians. (As far as I think), Abu Raub said: I do not know as to who is in doubt. Abu Burda said: I narrated it to 'Umar b. 'Abd al-'Aziz, whereupon he said: Was it your father who narrated it to you from Allah's Apostle (ﷺ)? I said: Yes
That's why they are fearless 🤣 🤣 🤣
Sunan Abi Dawud 4361
Narrated Abdullah Ibn Abbas:
A blind man had a slave-mother who used to abuse the Prophet (ﷺ) and disparage him. He forbade her but she did not stop. He rebuked her but she did not give up her habit. One night she began to slander the Prophet (ﷺ) and abuse him. So he took a dagger, placed it on her belly, pressed it, and killed her. A child who came between her legs was smeared with the blood that was there. When the morning came, the Prophet (ﷺ) was informed about it.
He assembled the people and said: I adjure by Allah the man who has done this action and I adjure him by my right to him that he should stand up. Jumping over the necks of the people and trembling the man stood up.
He sat before the Prophet (ﷺ) and said: Messenger of Allah! I am her master; she used to abuse you and disparage you. I forbade her, but she did not stop, and I rebuked her, but she did not abandon her habit. I have two sons like pearls from her, and she was my companion. Last night she began to abuse and disparage you. So I took a dagger, put it on her belly and pressed it till I killed her.
Thereupon the Prophet (ﷺ) said: Oh be witness, no retaliation is payable for her blood.
Quran 9:5
And when the inviolable months1 have passed, then kill the polytheists wherever you find them and capture them and besiege them and sit in wait for them at every place of ambush. But if they should repent, establish prayer, and give zakāh, let them [go] on their way. Indeed, Allāh is Forgiving and Merciful.
- Saheeh International
Quran
5/46
And We sent, following in their footsteps, Jesus, the son of Mary, confirming that which came before him in the Torah; and We gave him the Gospel, in which was guidance and light and confirming that which preceded it of the Torah as guidance and instruction for the righteous.
Saheeh Interrutional
Sahih Muslim 2605 a
Humaid b. 'Abd al-Rahman b. 'Auf reported that his mother Umm Kulthum daughter of 'Uqba b. Abu Mu'ait, and she was one amongst the first emigrants who pledged allegiance to Allah's Apostle (ﷺ), as saying that she heard Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) as saying:
A liar is not one who tries to bring reconciliation amongst people and speaks good (in order to avert dispute), or he conveys good. Ibn Shihab said he did not hear that exemption was granted in anything what the people speak as lie but in three cases: in battle, for bringing reconciliation amongst persons and the narration of the words of the husband to his wife, and the narration of the words of a wife to her husband (in a twisted form in order to bring reconciliation between them).
Sahih Muslim 2922
Abu Huraira reported Allah's Messenger (ﷺ)as saying:
The last hour would not come unless the Muslims will fight against the Jews and the Muslims would kill them until the Jews would hide themselves behind a stone or a tree and a stone or a tree would say: Muslim, or the servant of Allah, there is a Jew behind me; come and kill him; but the tree Gharqad would not say, for it is the tree of the Jews.
Quran Chapter (98) sūrat l-bayinah (The Clear Evidence)*
(Mohsin Khan):
▶️Qur'an (98:6) "Verily, those who disbelieve (in the religion of Islam, the Qur'an and Prophet Muhammad)" from among the people of the Scripture "(Jews and Christians)" and Al-Mushrikun (polytheists)" will abide in the "Fire of Hell." They are the “WORST OF CREATURES”.
Sunan Abi Dawud 641
Narrated Aisha, Ummul Mu'minin:
The Prophet (ﷺ) said: Allah does not accept the prayer of a woman who has reached puberty unless she wears a veil.
Abu Dawud said: This tradition has been narrated by Sa;id b. Abi 'Arubah from Qatadah on the authority of al-Hasan from the Prophet (ﷺ).
Sunan an-Nasa'i 3378
It was narrated that 'Aishah said:
"The Messenger of Allah married me when I was six. and consummated the marriage with me when I was nine, and I used to play with dolls.
Kya baat
😂
One the most Underrated comedian 😅
the selection of words...true gem paaji
Relate to this word by word. We are DISK, living in a tier one city, decided to stay DISK-s because of school fees (among other things), have environmentally aware DINK friends with high maintenance pets, and the saap-siri episode is absolutely bang on. Loved it.
Sink too😂
Very funny,laughed throughout the video.I appreciate the way Angad delivers without using cuss words.
A big salute 🎉
you can have kids and do homeschooling... trust me you can teach your kid much better than school nowadays
High maintenance pets 😂😂😂😂😂 do all the DINKs have high maintenance pets?! It sounds VERY cringe to have high maintenance pets!! And when give someone is "environmentally aware" and have a high maintenance pets then this turn into hypocrisy because these pets are breeded!!
Relatable in content and civic in language. What marriage and kids do to people. Keep up the good work Angad
The saddest part of the whole video is despite the immense cost of the school fees, the education provided is absolute shit leading to unemployment and no skills being imparted.
Welcome to pothole India - Vishwa guru
I usually don't comment on videos but it's been a while since I laughed so much on a stand up video. This was amazing!
bhai you are smart comedian, keep it up! whoever is helping/writing/verifying your script is too good.
Good clean intelligent comedy paaji...❤from Singapore
singapore likhne ka kya mtlb 🤔hai
@@sauravsisodia6658 सिंगापुर से देख रहा है wo😂
First time i found you ,honestly this is the best comedy i hv watch after so so long time.
These days all the comedians they just walk on to the stage
This is how they start
They pick random audience
Whats your name
How old are u
What do u do
Where ru from
Where ru originally from
N they start to make a joke on same person for 30 minute. Absolute hate that almost 90% of the comedians today they do that. But you were amazing, very new material ,very good way of expressing really loved it. N most importantly your material was right on point through entire time. Well do paji hope you raises above n beyond.
Badiya majedaar video, very relatable🤣😊👍. Chalo koi to comedian who is putting out good quality jokes. Subscribed your channel 🙌🏻
Paji amazing video, laughed my heads off.. Thank you
Angad is slowly slowly looking exactly like how we imagine Santa Banta would look like, the way Angad animated his body for humour
This is the best set I’ve heard ever!! Could relate with each and every point!!
Loved how you improvised with the audience!!
I really don't understand why people just don't adopt Indies. They are easy to maintain and can take care of themselves most of the time. Buying breeds is not only a headache for the owners, but also contributes in torturing the mother dogs throughout her life by the breeder.
completely agreed. we adopted 2 that we found on our street, one is deaf so she can't be on the streets and the other one must've got lost and somehow ended up in our street, dogs of our street were attacking him so we adopted him as well.
Both are really lovely.
I don't know why people care so much about the breed. It's a full business now which is sad to see
@@roushikk may god bless you!!
You are talking about Indies, people apni native language mai baat karna pasand nhi karte sochke ki hamari coolness kam ho jayegi.
Dogs kya khaakh adopt karenge 😅
@@revaansh108 we are living in show off generation.
& iam thinking why people are not adapting human (kid).
Superb it's so relatable and informative keep going on 👏👏👏
Hilarious Bit😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Love your style……clean and real comedy
This is really good one. The layered jokes were absolutely amazing. Glad to have your video on my TL, thanks to RUclips algorithm
Oh.... He is so funny!....
Simple language n hitting straight! Enjoyed it! Thank you for making me happy! God bless you 🎉🎉🎉
Angad.. u r the best.. u r so natural..
Watching Angad for the first time. Absolutely hilarious. Superb 🎉
Loved how you weaved each and everything together from start to the end. Amazing!! I hope I get to see you live😍
This one is absolute gold! I love Your comedy overall, and I've seen many of them multiple times. But this one was way more fun than others.
Bhai very good demonstration of reality. Bhai faltu ka mahan bante hai log ye. Good point view rakha aapne
Yaar Angad Bhai bohot badiya, loved it. Used to watch baby over only that too mostly all the videos but this stand up but was super funny 🤣❤
Angad, saw your episode for the first time. Throughly enjoyed it! Keep it up ❤❤❤❤👌👌👌👌👌👏👏👏👏👏
Love your stand up, sorry to miss your live show as I am coming to Mumbai on the 7th. Good luck ❤
You're a Great comedian... The punch lines were amazing... Whole act was too funny... Please do a show in Lucknow...
Unbeatable man! U r Unbeatable...such a laughter content without any double meaning things. How you narrate is superb
Your content is superb and relatable too
Maja aa gya bhai!
very funny material ANGAD. REALLY NEEDED A LAUGH AND HAD ONE THANKS TO YOU. MUCH LOVE AND THANKS
Ayee , I had seen this one live . Kudos bro. Love your work.
sooper se bhi upar..this man is top gun...comedy is natural to him...thanks for making my day.subscribed and liked..
And subscribed! Thanks! Laughed so hard after a long time. Intelligent comedy ❤
I enjoyed it a ton. Thank You for just the amazing composition. I am a pet owner and able to correlate every bit.
Too good. Very hilarious content n Superbly delivered.
Oh my God you are so funny!! Being a parent of 2 legged children and a 4 legged child as well, I so resonate with. Will be on a lookout for you shows when I visit India.
Clean and good content. My jaws started hurting after a nonstop laughter.. keep it up.. 👍
11:05 as a comuter science student I can stop laughing at this part 🤣🤣🤣
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you are superb angad ! love from pataudi ! keep posting such long videos ! they are just awesome !
Angad loved this video ...God bless you
Liked , Loved & Subscribed... Keep Up This Great Work...
Really appreciate your message and the presence of mind
Thanks so much for this. I really had a rubbish day yesterday: this made up for it to a large extent. GBU.
Angad ji. Excellent script. Aur usse bhi achhi aapke gestures aur aapki acting. Too good ji. Especially that part where the barking dog's owner comes laughing and where you portrayed a person bathing.
A stand up worth watching after a really long time !
Swaad a gya bhaaji 👌👌
One of the best stand up comedy I have even seen...thank you sir...
This was the first video (from you) that I've watched. I will watch a lot more :)
Good one sirji.. I see lot but first one which I subscribed.. see u soon in Hyderabad
Such clean comedy , so relevant !
Looking forward to seeing you in Chandigarh !
One of the best stand up comedies I have ENJOYED... I wonder why people have to make fun of our gods to make people laugh....
If you have talent like Angad Singh YOU CAN MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH WITH CLEAN HUMOUR AND NO NEGATIVE FEELINGS....
I HOPE ANGAD SINGH KEEPS IT THAT WAY.... I LOVED THE WHOLE PERFORMANCE.......
Angad is such a nice clean comedian. Love your humor man!! Best wishes.
Such a well written and executed set Angad.. great work 👏
You are the best stand up - tone is different & the jokes awesome . Waiting for more hilarious videos.
I laughed so much! Hilarious you are Angad and every single thing you said is true! 😂
U r just Amazing. I was laughing in the public transport like a crazy.
Good comedy! In this time in which many stand up comedian use abusive language for comedy but you did it in an excellent way without any abusement. Great!
Behatreen Angad bhai...bhari relatable😂
Angad brother kal hi ek cat adopt kari thi meine and today you make a vid about animals lol. Love your vids, keep it up!
😂😂 Just awesome….this is how comedy should be, without any vulgarities and any disrespect to anyone
Amazing energy and superb joke delivery style! love it!
You are toooooo AWESOME!!!! KEEP IT UP!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Bhai such a good video,mai generally enjoy krta hoon but bohot kam hass pata hoon lekin isne hasa diya.😂❤
Ohhh 🥹 i cant say you how much i enjoyed this show. I'm also a per lover especially dogs so, i can relate this. It's super relatable about us. Thank you for your hard work ❤
Angad ur the best . Natural and we all are laughing continuously!! 😊
Vodafone bechne 😂😂😂😂😂 loved this. Truly funny 😆
@1:47 you missed SICK joke!
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itne time baad itna accha standup dekha, thanks Angad Bhai!
Bahut accha standup comedy tha👌I really enjoyed it👍🙂
After a long time..solid..punchy..superb jokes
Very hilarious and totally relatable to current situation prevailing in tier 1 cities. Totally loved it.
You are just awesome.. always loved your videos...thanks a lot
Bhut sahi video paaji... very funy maza agea... 😂😂😂
This guy is super talented. No slang words just perfect comedy and spot-on comedy timings. More power to you.
Brilliant timing paaji. Breathless speed pe nonstop back to back puns. Mazza aa gaya.
Damn paaji! Very accurate, amazing delivery and great timing…🎉
relatable content, amazing video
Humor with nice words❤.....great paaji
Absolutely hilarious…. Very talented
I'm parent of 2 dogs and each points you said i 100% agree... Loved your work... ❤️
Amazing... after so long i really laughed on stand comedian jokes. 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
Epic !! Simply awesome
"Pyar ho gaya to pyar ho gaya"... Awesome line😂😂😂
12:05🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So relatable i just saw there was a dog spa in our area dog dorms dog hostes 😂
Enjoyed the video, very original 👌
Great content...a very good standup after so long on YT 😅
So underrated paji
You're awesome 👍👏❤
Love your performance...as usual
awesome comedy and presentation😂,very relatable content
You are very very funny. Keep up the excellent work. 🎉🎉
Loved the set❤huge appreciation to you
It’s getting better & better !!! Love it
Haha bro laughed this much after a long time. One of the best video in all the standup universe in the past several months
Mza aa gya bhai.... Ekdum relatable 👏👏
Ranyal sahab tussi chah gaye!!
Another great set Angad. Way to go!
Blasted with laughs.. every line is a cracker.. great job paji...😅
What a great set full of laughter and energy
Each and every line was making me laugh like crazy
😂😂😂😂Keep it up