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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @reallycats357
    @reallycats357 4 года назад +13015

    *But i do got this sweet paint roller!*

    • @Cringemoment4045
      @Cringemoment4045 4 года назад +584

      You dirty little bastard

    • @foxpi7055
      @foxpi7055 4 года назад +358

      Michael, I swear if you don't get your ass upstairs I'll take your paint roller!

    • @goldpaulike5304
      @goldpaulike5304 4 года назад +215

      God damnit Michael, your stupid friends broke the window. Get your ass out here and take 10 for the team.

    • @goldpaulike5304
      @goldpaulike5304 4 года назад +61

      @patrick hanna whalt do u mean??

    • @swordartyushiro
      @swordartyushiro 4 года назад +95

      Goddamn it Michael now your getting 20 across the ass

  • @jamesslick4790
    @jamesslick4790 4 года назад +3393

    "She was like a game of tee ball, Everbody get's a turn...., and nobody strikes out." I'm gonna use that line for ever now!

  • @MattSpicerYT
    @MattSpicerYT 6 лет назад +1870

    "Just don't tell anyone okay?"
    "So the next day, I tell all my friends..." hahahaha

  • @willynilly18films
    @willynilly18films 2 года назад +689

    "But everyone remembers their first kiss. It started when I stayed at Michael's house."
    Those two sentences should never be said together

  • @TheChezyChannel
    @TheChezyChannel 3 года назад +2483

    "Don't tell anybody about this."
    *Makes an entire video about it*

    • @kirkhonor09x15
      @kirkhonor09x15 3 года назад +20

      Well I can’t blame him

    • @roxtarr73
      @roxtarr73 3 года назад +5

      @@kirkhonor09x15 you know your lucky i wish i was alive in the 90s....

    • @DHunter_47
      @DHunter_47 3 года назад +16

      Galatians 6:7
      King James Version
      7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
      Exodus 20:7
      King James Version
      7 Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
      The Kingdom of God is at Hand
      John 3:16
      King James Version
      16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

    • @Ryan-mf8tz
      @Ryan-mf8tz 3 года назад

      yes

    • @Ben-jj4ln
      @Ben-jj4ln 3 года назад

      @@DHunter_47 Amen 🙏🏻

  • @user-zp6tv4sb4t
    @user-zp6tv4sb4t 6 лет назад +5101

    Michael's sister : Hey don't tell anyone we kissed
    Tyler : The next day I tell all my friends

  • @evolv4145
    @evolv4145 6 лет назад +4521

    Don’t tell anyone ok?
    The next day I tell all my friends
    14 years later I tell the whole internet

  • @phobia4954
    @phobia4954 2 года назад +746

    "Autistic kids play with paint rollers"
    As an autistic kid I can confirm that we do indeed play with paint rollers.

    • @Yourdailycardriver
      @Yourdailycardriver Год назад +14

      I know but its fun😀

    • @Creamcheese550
      @Creamcheese550 Год назад +9

      1:11

    • @fortniteviper4843
      @fortniteviper4843 Год назад +8

      I never played with a paint roller. And I have type 3 autism

    • @Cloudsubliminalss
      @Cloudsubliminalss Год назад +15

      @@fortniteviper4843 Well you should

    • @fortniteviper4843
      @fortniteviper4843 Год назад +4

      @@Cloudsubliminalss if I even lay a finger on one of dads paint rollers, I’d be… grounded… to put it lightly. I don’t want any chances! I also want zero trouble.

  • @Flyingsandwiches-nr1zc
    @Flyingsandwiches-nr1zc 5 лет назад +1902

    "Micheal it's like a Turkish prison in this place"😂😂😂

    • @paperboy1864
      @paperboy1864 5 лет назад +10

      LmAo

    • @salmonboy1024
      @salmonboy1024 5 лет назад +4

      Flyingsandwiches1999 hahahahahahhaahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhaaaaahahahahhaha

    • @dervisozmus7773
      @dervisozmus7773 5 лет назад +27

      FrazeTurn @ I am Turkish and that is no where near racist

    • @davidfleming793
      @davidfleming793 5 лет назад +27

      @@narradorrrrrrrr I like turkey with mashed potatoes and gravy.

    • @eliasgray137
      @eliasgray137 5 лет назад +2

      @@narradorrrrrrrr for kurds is bad

  • @chriswelcome8102
    @chriswelcome8102 6 лет назад +1220

    "So the next day I tell all my friends"
    Naturally this is the only step after being told not to tell anyone

  • @chongcrooks7724
    @chongcrooks7724 5 лет назад +279

    3:15

  • @Saturn.gachaa
    @Saturn.gachaa 3 года назад +82

    “Why did you kiss her?”
    “Idk just because”

  • @tivyanaruneethan700
    @tivyanaruneethan700 6 лет назад +216

    Finally new video

  • @somekid2500
    @somekid2500 6 лет назад +3135

    When an 8 year old gets more action than you

    • @MegaChibirobo
      @MegaChibirobo 6 лет назад +73

      Monado Boy Man I would be laughing at this comment SO HARD...if I wasn't crying. 😂🔫

    • @shortgiraffe3031
      @shortgiraffe3031 6 лет назад +28

      I got my first kiss at the age of 5 years old

    • @jcsalty457
      @jcsalty457 5 лет назад +10

      What a badass brew was

    • @jcsalty457
      @jcsalty457 5 лет назад +8

      @@shortgiraffe3031 lol same

    • @shortgiraffe3031
      @shortgiraffe3031 5 лет назад +3

      @@jcsalty457cool

  • @kevinistrash3872
    @kevinistrash3872 6 лет назад +933

    I been waiting 3 years for Brewstew to tell this story

  • @KingBongHogger
    @KingBongHogger Год назад +78

    Man, sounds a lot more sweet and innocent than my 1st kiss. It was at my 8th grade Halloween dance. I had to be home by 8pm so I had to leave an hour before it was over so the room we put our coats in was empty....or so I thought. As I was heading back to the door, this girl we all referred to as "the emo girl" slams me up against the wall and violently jammed her tongue into the back of my throat. I was just stun-locked as she walked out of the room. I asked her about it the next day and she says "Oh my god, that was you? Ew!" Ouch. Apparently she snuck booze in she stole from her mom. My innocence was stolen lmao

    • @Atomic_Mayhem21
      @Atomic_Mayhem21 Год назад +20

      Better story than mine. I was in kindergarten and this mean girl triple dogged dared me to kiss her friend because her and I were always the quiet shy kids.
      I asked her and we kissed and then 2 hours later the whole school knew. I got detention and a ass whooping from my father for “giving into peer pressure.”

    • @nohifk2885
      @nohifk2885 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@Atomic_Mayhem21that’s wild 😂😭

    • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
      @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 5 месяцев назад +2

      I was cuddling with my first girlfriend. Y'all are victims

    • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
      @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@nohifk2885It was a triple dog dare, what were they supposed to do?

    • @nohifk2885
      @nohifk2885 5 месяцев назад

      @@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 ye but that he got detention and his dad yelling at him is wild

  • @michaelsstepdad5751
    @michaelsstepdad5751 4 года назад +1926

    "What The Hell Do You Guys Think You're Doing Down Here."

  • @krazykouzies5079
    @krazykouzies5079 5 лет назад +902

    Never broken a bone.

  • @superdiegobros4415
    @superdiegobros4415 6 лет назад +224

    Brewstew with another great video

    • @tjstories6202
      @tjstories6202 6 лет назад +1

      SuperDiego Bros yuuuuup

    • @ItzNova08
      @ItzNova08 6 лет назад

      I love the way he interprets it makes everything so funny like the time he said Michael I would rather shit broken glass that call you that

    • @doggohuskyman5058
      @doggohuskyman5058 5 лет назад

      SuperDiego Bros way

  • @Austinagann
    @Austinagann 2 года назад +190

    Seeing enough videos with Michael in them makes me think more and more that his step-dad should have been reported to DFS. 😂

    • @whyme3772
      @whyme3772 8 месяцев назад

      Nah it's the average step-dad experience

  • @hash2715
    @hash2715 5 лет назад +3364

    My first kiss was like this
    *Error 404 File not Found*

  • @MrStrikecentral
    @MrStrikecentral 6 лет назад +380

    Tommy digging in his pockets looking for a Jolly Rancher...I nearly fell out of my chair. LAWLS

  • @bxsaiko5542
    @bxsaiko5542 6 лет назад +96

    "I kissed your sister while u were spooning the paint roller" 😂😂😂

  • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
    @TheAllSeeingEye2468 Год назад +184

    I feel so bad for Michael

    • @Jhizzy04
      @Jhizzy04 Год назад +13

      Lol Michael and his step dad are the GOATs of youtube comedy

    • @itsglow5148
      @itsglow5148 Год назад +1

      𝚗𝚊𝚠 𝚖𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚕 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚜

    • @PACKS-m2x
      @PACKS-m2x Год назад +2

      Yeah

    • @Mrfroggy_
      @Mrfroggy_ Год назад

      @@itsglow5148shut up

    • @itsglow5148
      @itsglow5148 Год назад +1

      @@Mrfroggy_ see the crap he does

  • @PowahSlapEntertainmint
    @PowahSlapEntertainmint 6 лет назад +810

    Does kissing my body pillow count?

    • @hmmyesinteresting
      @hmmyesinteresting 6 лет назад +42

      Only if she's a Top 10 Waifu

    • @Alfredo12O44
      @Alfredo12O44 6 лет назад +15

      PowahSlap Entertainmint I think you need help man

    • @anonymoususer638
      @anonymoususer638 6 лет назад +24

      Only waluigi body pillows count

    • @LauriraYT
      @LauriraYT 6 лет назад

      What the fuck i need that rn

    • @partytimejew
      @partytimejew 6 лет назад +1

      PowahSlap Entertainmint no and you need to leave earth

  • @j.nichols27
    @j.nichols27 4 года назад +1782

    "Autistic kids play with paint rollers"
    He ain't wrong, i have experience

    • @CapnClooch
      @CapnClooch 4 года назад +7

      Flashisenic same

    • @YourFriendZak_
      @YourFriendZak_ 4 года назад +6

      I'm sure it kid

    • @bumba8147
      @bumba8147 4 года назад +6

      Flashisenic no my sis has autism she does not have a pantroller

    • @dyljoskill7292
      @dyljoskill7292 4 года назад +8

      Jackson Molnar yea im autistic too and no i don’t have a paint roller

    • @itzhorrorsans5713
      @itzhorrorsans5713 4 года назад +7

      fuck u dude i have autism

  • @magnus5760
    @magnus5760 6 лет назад +751

    I wonder when Michael had divorced the dog.

  • @Legoman774
    @Legoman774 4 месяца назад +5

    “Last time I did that my paint roller got taken away” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @FoxGoodmanYT
    @FoxGoodmanYT 6 лет назад +315

    Paint roller lmaooo

  • @Chandler7157
    @Chandler7157 6 лет назад +133

    "Just make sure you don't tell anybody that we kissed ok?"
    *Tells his friends, and Millions on RUclips*

    • @Chandler7157
      @Chandler7157 6 лет назад +1

      My autism
      I don’t give a gahoot about nouns.

  • @tammymartin7330
    @tammymartin7330 6 лет назад +1473

    My autistic brother doesn’t even play with a paint roller

    • @whiskeychip
      @whiskeychip 6 лет назад +51

      It was a joke man..

    • @tammymartin7330
      @tammymartin7330 6 лет назад +40

      whiskeychip I know it was

    • @mikearcher1906
      @mikearcher1906 6 лет назад +8

      Not nice...

    • @ch1mp081
      @ch1mp081 6 лет назад +17

      Chill the freak out man he's also making a joke just chill

    • @nuclear_blue
      @nuclear_blue 6 лет назад +24

      Yeah it’s a joke.
      But it’s not fucking funny when it’s about autism.

  • @caxhr64
    @caxhr64 2 года назад +7

    Me picking Brewstew’s videos that I’ve already seen multiple times: “I haven’t seen this one in a while I’ll pick this one

  • @ianmorgan3239
    @ianmorgan3239 6 лет назад +163

    "Autistic kids play with paint rollers Michael!" I died 😂😂😂 xD XD

    • @b.sproductions1309
      @b.sproductions1309 6 лет назад +2

      IanTheGreat Productions lol

    • @magnus5760
      @magnus5760 6 лет назад +3

      I’m autistic, and this is so dang funny.

    • @Bash-king15
      @Bash-king15 6 лет назад +1

      IanTheGreat Productions I am fucking autistic alright to me that is fucking afensife

    • @dmoore6903
      @dmoore6903 6 лет назад +1

      As an autistic I gotta admit it made me laugh hard!

    • @ianmorgan3239
      @ianmorgan3239 6 лет назад +1

      Bailey King Are you making a joke with that reply? That comment seems like a joke but can't tell if you're serious or joking xD

  • @kingkang39
    @kingkang39 3 года назад +322

    Brew:*gets a kiss from Michaels sister*
    Everyone in the neighborhood:first time?

  • @jaridkeen123
    @jaridkeen123 6 лет назад +494

    This was my childhood lol

    • @lewisdaway2563
      @lewisdaway2563 2 года назад +2

      Same

    • @itsnoodle7266
      @itsnoodle7266 2 года назад

      Lol

    • @Eliot_rr567
      @Eliot_rr567 2 года назад

      Sameeee

    • @GODEGG
      @GODEGG 2 года назад

      day 9 of try to get 1k sub by say EGGS

    • @SubZero-hs9xc
      @SubZero-hs9xc 2 года назад +1

      Another one thar goes with Michael's sister
      Jeezy she was like a public park

  • @GageisGreat12
    @GageisGreat12 2 года назад +34

    The look on Micheal’s face was priceless

  • @ac1d_764
    @ac1d_764 4 года назад +235

    I would like Brewstew to make a cover of "Gettin jiggy with it"

    • @robimates3853
      @robimates3853 3 года назад

      @@trashyclips4488 I remember seeing you on another comment

    • @robimates3853
      @robimates3853 3 года назад

      I don't know but I checked and I am subscribed so proof

    • @bluekarnage1985
      @bluekarnage1985 3 года назад

      E

    • @celesteledore3913
      @celesteledore3913 2 года назад

      Okay but ur profile pic is from the incredibly slow murder with the extremely inefficient weapon and i just wanna say thats slammin'

  • @bigmikem1693
    @bigmikem1693 6 лет назад +263

    2:06 WHY WASN'T I INVITED!!!!!!!??????

  • @I_missthesage
    @I_missthesage 3 года назад +575

    Michael’s sister: *everybody gets one*

  • @faitharmstrong924
    @faitharmstrong924 Год назад +7

    I love the way he always starts the video with "Alright"

  • @thatguy5935
    @thatguy5935 6 лет назад +769

    Eating pizza🍕
    Drinking cherry Pepsi🍒
    Brewstewfilms✔
    *MOOD😁*

    • @originalrecipe6113
      @originalrecipe6113 6 лет назад +15

      ew

    • @uwuhehe6900
      @uwuhehe6900 6 лет назад +4

      yesssssss tho normal bepis is better than cherry bepis

    • @Rickizo
      @Rickizo 6 лет назад +9

      No, Cherry Dr. Pepper! Extra cherry flavoring :D

    • @eyy_man1162
      @eyy_man1162 6 лет назад

      I never tasted cherry Pepsi, is it good?

    • @Rickizo
      @Rickizo 6 лет назад +3

      Cherry pepsi is practically a dr. pepper
      Like Ice sprite tasting like mountain dew

  • @Drewsefer89
    @Drewsefer89 6 лет назад +69

    1:24 OshKosk B’gosh insults! Haha! That takes me back.

    • @logicalgamer704
      @logicalgamer704 5 лет назад +1

      I grew up in Oshkosh. Oshkosh Wisconsin of the United States

  • @Sauce6969
    @Sauce6969 4 года назад +182

    0:10 i just forgot that memory

  • @jsbs1609
    @jsbs1609 Год назад +7

    3:14 the best moment😂

  • @hmmyesinteresting
    @hmmyesinteresting 6 лет назад +278

    *Well that escalated quickly.*

  • @ColdFuse96
    @ColdFuse96 5 лет назад +712

    In Kindergarten I had a “girlfriend” that kissed me on the cheek every time we met or left school.
    From our perspective, parents always kiss whenever they meet or left each other, so we thought that’s just how things roll around here. Like if it was more mandatory or traditional than sentimental 😂

  • @baconbitz7804
    @baconbitz7804 5 лет назад +73

    “Don’t tell anyone we kissed”
    *4 MILLION VIEWS*

    • @PradawitV5
      @PradawitV5 4 года назад +4

      3.6 million

    • @rudyflores5540
      @rudyflores5540 4 года назад +1

      4

    • @baconbitz7804
      @baconbitz7804 4 года назад +1

      Rudy’s Reviews I’ll see how much I can update this before I forget lmao

  • @yes_im_immortal3529
    @yes_im_immortal3529 3 года назад +6

    I love the videos so much it's to the point where I'm having to rewatch all the videos

  • @nunyabusiness4904
    @nunyabusiness4904 4 года назад +156

    Michael's sister was like T-Ball, everybody gets a turn and nobody strikes out.

    • @chasehendrix6930
      @chasehendrix6930 3 года назад +1

      welll shi sign me up

    • @ITMBOK
      @ITMBOK 2 года назад

      @@chasehendrix6930 oh shit man

    • @veryrealdrdog
      @veryrealdrdog 2 года назад +1

      Totally not a quote from the video

  • @n3squicc
    @n3squicc 6 лет назад +142

    Remember when the thumbnail was just micheal holding the paint roller

  • @adisappointedfbiagent449
    @adisappointedfbiagent449 6 лет назад +70

    Damn, this many comments after only 12 minutes after it was uploaded.

  • @monbennett
    @monbennett 2 года назад +1

    "ok i wont tell anybody"
    "the next day i tell all my friends"

  • @YvngStanley_
    @YvngStanley_ 4 года назад +188

    3:15 to 3:22 has he crying of laughter🤣😂

  • @ericoneal1575
    @ericoneal1575 5 лет назад +42

    "turns out that Michael's sister was like a game of T-Ball" probably the best line ever

    • @karlmanning2603
      @karlmanning2603 4 года назад

      Eric O'Neal I gotta remember that one! 😅

  • @crimson90
    @crimson90 5 лет назад +150

    "Pippin ain't Trippin'"

  • @captainjakemerica4579
    @captainjakemerica4579 Год назад +10

    Gosh I love Brewstew this is my kind of humor

  • @nadil2631
    @nadil2631 6 лет назад +380

    Hahaa room like turkish prison hhhahahha

    • @ardaozler631
      @ardaozler631 6 лет назад +13

      Being turkish makes it better lmao

    • @grugg3108
      @grugg3108 6 лет назад +3

      Arda Özler turkey has some of the worst prisons in the world

    • @cumulo25
      @cumulo25 6 лет назад

      Do you like movies about gladiators?

    • @bucky822
      @bucky822 6 лет назад

      Just living in Turkey is hell anyway. its a fucking shithole. I live in Turkey but i will move to Canada when the Turkish civil war starts.

  • @susnus
    @susnus 4 года назад +60

    “Autistic kids play with paint rollers”
    Me after finding it not that fun: those bastards lied to me

  • @yumyumurmumscum5995
    @yumyumurmumscum5995 5 лет назад +320

    my first kiss went a little like this,
    some kid: I’ll trade you my charzaird is you kiss this other boy
    me: *hElL yEaH*
    other boy: wait what-

    • @youngbuck23
      @youngbuck23 5 лет назад +5

      Learn to spell

    • @lavernebrewstewsgrandma9242
      @lavernebrewstewsgrandma9242 5 лет назад +4

      @@youngbuck23 learn how to use grammar

    • @andoooa
      @andoooa 5 лет назад +1

      I suck at games well I mean as long as your able to make out what he’s saying you should be fine

    • @stevejobs8679
      @stevejobs8679 4 года назад +7

      Just say no homo

    • @bucky822
      @bucky822 4 года назад +1

      @@lavernebrewstewsgrandma9242 He didnt even make any grammar mistakes though? His entire sentence was correct.

  • @pirate772009
    @pirate772009 2 года назад +8

    From Michael's perspective, it could be worse. My aunt and uncle have two daughters and a son, the son is my actual cousin from my uncle's first marriage and he's five years younger than me. The daughters are both my step cousins from my aunt's previous marriage and the oldest one is around the same age as my actual cousin. I wasn't around when this incident happened but my cousin used to fish with a guy I used to work with and he's how I heard about this incident. When they were around 16, the dude I used to work with was staying at my aunt and uncle's because he and my cousin were gonna wake up early to go fishing the next morning. Well, apparently the older of the two daughters started acting pretty promiscuous when she got into her mid teens and she found my cousin's fishing buddy attractive. My cousin wakes up at his 5:00 am alarm and sees that his fishing buddy isn't asleep anymore so he goes looking for him and finds him in his step sister's bedroom using her uvula as a penile speedbag

  • @ChillWil
    @ChillWil 6 лет назад +76

    I have the strangest urge to eat a Jolly rancher now

    • @azari4880
      @azari4880 6 лет назад

      Are you gonna kiss someone afterwards?

    • @realVGC
      @realVGC 6 лет назад

      Same

    • @bagajig549
      @bagajig549 2 года назад

      Same lol

  • @peakself9390
    @peakself9390 6 лет назад +89

    The story of kisses

  • @scottriddle8016
    @scottriddle8016 2 года назад +7

    THE PART WHERE HIS DAD IS WEARING UNDER WEAR IS SO SO SO SO FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @reelita
    @reelita 6 лет назад +59

    _gettin jiggy wit it_

  • @michael-sf1gi
    @michael-sf1gi 6 лет назад +642

    I DID NOT MARRY THE DOG

  • @pantssquarebobsponge3664
    @pantssquarebobsponge3664 5 лет назад +367

    I have never broken a bone
    Ps. I’m 13

    • @nunusrandom7534
      @nunusrandom7534 5 лет назад +32

      Yea idc

    • @billyanimates7187
      @billyanimates7187 5 лет назад +7

      Same

    • @EefSiesta
      @EefSiesta 4 года назад +17

      I'm 19 I never broke a bone either but why does that matter

    • @rme62
      @rme62 4 года назад +5

      @Broly the sarcastic savage Fuck off

    • @sacredmoon7325
      @sacredmoon7325 4 года назад

      PantsSquare BobSponge lmao same

  • @OrganicDoritos
    @OrganicDoritos 4 месяца назад +5

    I wish he kissed Michael

  • @evangallagher5359
    @evangallagher5359 6 лет назад +57

    Who else loves Brewstew?

  • @imblazeyk6289
    @imblazeyk6289 3 года назад +23

    Everyone is gangsta until Micheal pulls up with his
    *P A I N T R O L L E R*

  • @TheGoodDoge
    @TheGoodDoge Год назад +3

    “Autistic kids play with paint rollers!” You really can’t get away with jokes like that these days

  • @pacisdan1273
    @pacisdan1273 6 лет назад +130

    After my first kiss my parents found out and they beat me with a belt

  • @moimonsta9110
    @moimonsta9110 4 года назад +26

    Na na na na na na na na, na na na na GET JIGGY WIT IT

  • @leyoshivenere350
    @leyoshivenere350 2 года назад +3

    That "hey I kissed that girl" moment into realising that she kisses everybody moment 😂

  • @crazygenz2854
    @crazygenz2854 6 лет назад +78

    Why is this sort of remind me of that 70 show
    Hyde: is there something you want to tell us about Eric's sister?
    Kelso: I totally did it with her!!!
    Eric: what!!!?

  • @wilbercortez6378
    @wilbercortez6378 6 лет назад +55

    Can u do a another airsoft storie

  • @dereklarsen3555
    @dereklarsen3555 6 лет назад +37

    Doctor: alright now cough.
    Patient: (coughs)
    Doctor: just as I expected, you let a stranger touch your balls.

  • @trq3719
    @trq3719 2 месяца назад +2

    I do remember my first big mac, vividly

  • @chasecoquet6297
    @chasecoquet6297 6 лет назад +129

    Am I the only one who waited for this

  • @Croiisssant
    @Croiisssant 6 лет назад +162

    I remember my first kiss
    Oh wait, I haven't kissed anyone yet. Heheheheuugghhh

    • @moneyman782
      @moneyman782 6 лет назад +1

      Oof

    • @coffin_candy
      @coffin_candy 6 лет назад +1

      moneyman782 ooooyyyyfffuuuummmm *graenolf

    • @AceyP9000
      @AceyP9000 6 лет назад +6

      I remember mine...
      Oh wait it didn't happen

    • @Croiisssant
      @Croiisssant 6 лет назад

      lol screw you I'm 25. First time in my life I have been told I look older.

    • @Croiisssant
      @Croiisssant 6 лет назад +4

      That I am 25 and still haven't kissed? I am aware that it is not the norm. I was very focused on my studies in HS and Uni so was too busy to date. Also I was very shy.

  • @amywebb359
    @amywebb359 6 лет назад +42

    "Autistic kids play with paint rollers" As an autistic person i can confirm

  • @robertgibbs5849
    @robertgibbs5849 3 года назад +6

    2:58-3:18 This takes “I slept with your mom” over CoD chat to a whole new level

  • @LuckyduckyGtag
    @LuckyduckyGtag 4 года назад +77

    Hahaha every vid I can’t stop laughing 😂

  • @TrashPanda5150
    @TrashPanda5150 3 года назад +29

    What a beautiful wedding...

  • @cyberbrewington9422
    @cyberbrewington9422 5 лет назад +56

    3:08 what I say when I can’t get gf and all my friends are getting one

  • @thewolfpackattack1
    @thewolfpackattack1 2 года назад +4

    “You look like a white Sammy Sosa” 😭😭😭

  • @MrCrispy1991
    @MrCrispy1991 6 лет назад +33

    I love all of your videos. Thank you for the guaranteed laughs!

  • @adampershing7582
    @adampershing7582 3 года назад +29

    When he first said that it started at Michael’s house on a sleepover I was just like, “Oh HELL no!”

  • @Ty-io8lq
    @Ty-io8lq 3 года назад +24

    “But just to make sure we should do another physical so drop those pants and turn and cough”🤣😂

  • @BreakstuffzMapping
    @BreakstuffzMapping 3 года назад +30

    Nobody:
    My brain: Does Micheal have two sisters, or is Michael's sister Michael's little sister?

  • @TheRandomFrenchDude
    @TheRandomFrenchDude 4 года назад +97

    My first kiss story :
    E R R O R 4 0 4 K I S S N O T F O U N D

    • @geraldmoon2382
      @geraldmoon2382 4 года назад +5

      Welcome to the club ☹️

    • @user-x3cctjs
      @user-x3cctjs 3 года назад +2

      I’m in the club and it’s good😎

    • @spiderman7755
      @spiderman7755 3 года назад +1

      Hello club president here we must schedule a meeting

    • @user-x3cctjs
      @user-x3cctjs 3 года назад

      @@spiderman7755 what time

    • @spiderman7755
      @spiderman7755 3 года назад

      @@user-x3cctjs 2:30 yall got discord

  • @squeezeylemon
    @squeezeylemon 6 лет назад +40

    When did you get your first kiss? Like how old were you.
    *Get Jiggy With It Plays in your head*

    • @drizzle8159
      @drizzle8159 5 лет назад

      GMBuffilo Wild Wings he said 8

    • @drizzle8159
      @drizzle8159 5 лет назад

      He was 3 years younger then me when he had his first kiss

    • @jacrispy3275
      @jacrispy3275 5 лет назад

      I was about 3. Strange story.

  • @greenfroppy212
    @greenfroppy212 4 года назад +41

    "The way you hit a wiffleball you're like a white Sammy Sosa" So regular Sammy Sosa?

  • @Jack-so4ls
    @Jack-so4ls 2 месяца назад +2

    Wait Tyler says that Micheal’s sister is a year older than him, then why did he make a little sister video that Tabatha was younger than him 🤔🤔🤔

  • @functional200
    @functional200 4 года назад +44

    Sounds like a scene from some cliche 90's movie

  • @personperson6838
    @personperson6838 6 лет назад +45

    I kissed Michael's sister also

  • @CaesiusX
    @CaesiusX 6 лет назад +11

    I watch a lot of animators on RUclips. And many of them have far superior animation. But they are not nearly as entertaining. *_This channel is by far one of my absolute favorites._* The artwork adds so much to the humor and is absolutely perfect for the style of story. And the voice work is always the perfect accompaniment.
    I sent everyone that I knew that 3-part ghost story. In my opinion it's a terrific introduction to the channel.

  • @six-stringphantom1402
    @six-stringphantom1402 3 года назад +7

    My First Kiss Story -
    Dad took my sister and I with him to go visit his buddies house. His buddies daughter was my elementary school crush (we were in middle school at the time of this story.) So while they got to chatting drinking beers, us three went upstairs into her room. My crush brought up playing truth or dare, so we did. A few turns in and we were doing stupid shit and asking embarrassing stories, until crush asked my sister to do something she didn't like downstairs in the kitchen. In retaliation (or looking out for her lil Bro) she dared crush to make out with me in the kitchens lower cupboard. She gave out a gross reaction which at the time didn't phase me, and off we went. She told me not to do anything and she went in. I of course, didn't listen and took advantage of this rare opportunity.
    Turns out we enjoyed it and came out of that closet as a couple. Relationship lasted for about a month. Then dated a few times during 8th grade, 2 years after that started dating in high school. Since then, never broke up and we're now married and have kids of our own.

    • @guyatfood2
      @guyatfood2 2 года назад

      "came out of the closet as a couple." people can take those words 2 ways man.

  • @pimpscottie3311
    @pimpscottie3311 6 лет назад +12

    Love this vid

    • @nicholasgleason3763
      @nicholasgleason3763 6 лет назад

      Robbie Garcia posted this seconds after video comes out video is 4 minutes long

  • @caitlins6505
    @caitlins6505 6 лет назад +52

    Cheetos
    Coke
    Bed
    Brewstew
    Heaven

    • @Devo57
      @Devo57 6 лет назад +4

      Chicken Productions not too far off, but with some adjustments I’ve created a more perfect heaven
      Bed
      Brewstew
      Computer
      Games

    • @djstatyk1540
      @djstatyk1540 6 лет назад +6

      ....Kinda coke we talkin?

    • @caitlins6505
      @caitlins6505 6 лет назад +1

      DJ Statyk original

  • @coolguy4043
    @coolguy4043 6 лет назад +20

    THOOOOOTTTTTT

    • @nicholasdigaetano
      @nicholasdigaetano 6 лет назад

      Who dat boi WADDUP 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

    • @christianguerrero5455
      @christianguerrero5455 6 лет назад

      THOOOOOTTTTTTTT

    • @weirdwalrus5757
      @weirdwalrus5757 6 лет назад

      Be gone....
      THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT