You know the drill, all money from sponsors goes directly towards my waxing and skin tans, Head to keeps.com/stimpee to get 50% off your first order of hair loss treatment.
I'll be honest with you guys, although I'm watching this channel I have not played Rust nor do I plan to in the future. I watch his videos purely for the *pleasure*
@@melvinbrotherofthejoker436 i suspect he was an unrepentant homersexual. Based on his accent I assume hes been detained by FSB who are probably abusing his little honey hole with a cattle prod as we speak.
@Dusty If you've played any MP competitive game in europe, you'll not feel so bad for a Russian. Though this guy was really nice, yes. I felt kinda bad too.
Stimpee, thanks so much. For years ive not been able to grow hair on my shiny bald scrotum. With your Keeps offer I finally have the bush my mother has always wanted.
Thx Stimpee, I never talked about this I think, but you're literally the only RUclipsr who helps me out of my miserable Life. And u always make me laugh instantly. All 3/4 days, the wishing for a new Video is immeasurable, and as soon as it is out, my day isn't ruined anymore. Thx DADDY hyyyaaaaaaaaaayyyyy
Kids when downed on Rust: "If you don't take any of my loot, and as a matter of fact pick me up / give me 1000 scrap I won't kill you / raid your base. Also you are bad." (As a non Rust player people saying crap like that is the single most appealing thing about Rust to me 🤣.)
Always off to a good start with the "Aeaaaayaaahyuuuuhhhhhh! EYUHYUHHHAAAAAEAAAAHHHHYUHHH!" Track. Also wtf is it Stimpee please. I need the origins of the ominous singing
You know the drill, all money from sponsors goes directly towards my waxing and skin tans, Head to keeps.com/stimpee to get 50% off your first order of hair loss treatment.
Finally vid pog 0_0
shaving my head just so I can support you
Lamo bald.
Epic
Its ok Mr muscels
That fucking monologue man, he had the whole heist perfectly planned
Alright so I take 67 scrap
@@MikasMeme then I use that scrap to take your mother out to dinner
@@okaytyler2774 if you're nice i bring you some leftovers, kid
@@i-never-look-at-replies-lol Your mother will be the leftovers when I'm done with her, buddy
could you explain it again?
I'll be honest with you guys, although I'm watching this channel I have not played Rust nor do I plan to in the future. I watch his videos purely for the *pleasure*
My relationship with maxmoefoepokemon
Same
same brother
Understandable, hardcore pvp isn't for everyone.
relatable
poor Dimitri still waiting on that Discord call
His name in game is actually "I eat children" or "ем детей" in russian
@@Slymarbo-b5f thanks for the translation comrade
the fact that you said "cock" to that guy and he instantly became excited and wanted to join discord is just so pure
Maybe hes just gay
That was sus
@@melvinbrotherofthejoker436 i suspect he was an unrepentant homersexual. Based on his accent I assume hes been detained by FSB who are probably abusing his little honey hole with a cattle prod as we speak.
@@stankobarabata2406what gachi
Wig Splitting is natural for you.
Omg ghosting that friendly Russian dude was so unexpected. He always betrays.
he's just this type of rust player, smh
Always
@Dusty If you've played any MP competitive game in europe, you'll not feel so bad for a Russian. Though this guy was really nice, yes. I felt kinda bad too.
I think he actually thought he was gay and wanted to flirt over discord 0_0
@@melvinbrotherofthejoker436 aren’t all Russians hardcore gay or something?
Stimpee's Lord of the Rings edits and soundtrack make my day.
Been searching for this comment haha
@SurNossy from lord of the rings
Shits hilarious
I need to know where he got the gollum voice saying "go fuck yourself" at 1:02
I love how to can see stimpees concerns considering he's getting up there in age and keeps doing sponsors for Keeps.
Did you have a stroke when writing this?
@@knightgunther5123 It fits the profile picture
i hope it's only for money xD
And if it works is that a lot of you guys are going to bald at 45 xD
Wtf are you saying?
5:17 HAHAHA the slow turn around I cant xD You're a national treasure Stimpee
6:17 this might be the most wholesome Rust interaction I have ever seen
Ah my favourite Australian child botherer has uploaded - today is now officially a good day.
Go to bed
@@TheEthanCowley nah you
child kidnapper*
Child botherer/gay porn connoisseur.
A man of many talents.
Swedish*
4:45 that dude was fighting for his life😂
I love it that he spends so much time meming with prim gear that all his gun skills have atrophied
Stimpees style of editing paired with his almost infinite wisdom in memes, makes him the best rust youtuber.
This film will be what they see of ancient humanity in the future.
4:44 made me burst out laughing so hard. I can't stop, please help 😂.
4:06 10:05 You cant make it up man, so many creatures can be found by the Bigfoot hunter himself
"you want my house?"
Poor Dimitri… he’s still waiting for Stimpee to return.
5:56 is probably one of my favorite clips of all time from stimpee
The thumbnails are 100% what brings me back time after time
But it's clicl bait. I'm here for gay sex and it's just some cool guy playing venereal games.
@@cid3384 u know ph exist for a reason my guy
@@Dav624 my dude, i only cruise for gP on vanilla socials like yt & ig, ph is for vulgar dinosaurs
@@cid3384 oh lmao
I love the dialogue of each NPC in this game.
бедный дима, он только хотел поиграть вместе((((
Он есть детей...
Hearing ol Papa Meat's voice does bring a tear of joy to my eye.
7:09 i see this name.... i am eating mozzarella sticks... I was calling them mozzies earlier.... how
GORGONZOLA
Motorola stick???
nice franz now posting video new yes
Stimpee making me laugh loud in class during a test. Appreciate it stimpee keep it up
I know you don't really like playing Rust that much, but I hope you never stop. Your videos are the best Rust content out there.
10:39 reminds me of the scene in Eldorado about provisions and row boats.
5:25 I can not stop observing the chat, and see so many people with hack hahahahahha
1:20 that door didnt have a lock LOL
bruh I just discovered your channel and man, its hilarious! I don't play rust, never have but ill watch this.. thank for the vids!
immediately had a nostalgia trip because of the OSRS music in the very beginning. thanks for that
this man makes my day everytime
Stimpee is the only one I don't skip the sponsor cuts for.
You are by far the funniest Rust RUclipsr. Many seem to afraid of the times to troll. But here you are haha
I will never get tired of watching stimpee play rust its always a good time
Stimpee: a loot rat's rise to glory, fall to darkness
2:35 - this editing though.. it's so funny
10:08 gold
im so glad so many bald people support one of my favorite content creators
Stimpee we want Playlist of Outro songs!
This
what a perfect start of my friday evening, thank you stimpee
YESIRRRR the CoryxKenshin “30 minutes later”
I'm surprised everytime there is actually a company that has the balls to sponsor you
10:46 Can we get 10 hours of this dude explaining
Stimpee is the best Rust content creator on RUclips
Poor dimitri he just wanted to roleplay foreplay with you. . .
Stimpee, thanks so much. For years ive not been able to grow hair on my shiny bald scrotum. With your Keeps offer I finally have the bush my mother has always wanted.
Stimp is still the one true bow god.
4:47 when a cop sees a car with 5% window tint
I could watch Rust all day.
I could not play it for more than 5 minutes.
Lol same. In fact I think I only have 15 mins of game time before I said "fuck this"
Why? It's like a asymmetrical shooter
man u dont how much i love ur vids, it really cure my depression, thanks man.
Thanks for the new video Dad, It's always a good day when you upload a video :)
4:45 very underrated moment lmao
Let's be real, watching stimpee while fucked up drunk is honestly the most heart-warning experience one can have
literally heartwarming bc the whiskey burns my chest hellyadood
the bit at 4:47 legitimately feels like an oblivion interaction
Thx Stimpee, I never talked about this I think, but you're literally the only RUclipsr who helps me out of my miserable Life. And u always make me laugh instantly. All 3/4 days, the wishing for a new Video is immeasurable, and as soon as it is out, my day isn't ruined anymore. Thx DADDY hyyyaaaaaaaaaayyyyy
Other guy : No
Stimpee : Yes
Best argument ever.
10:05 - 10:20 Had me replaying! The kids transition had me dying and why did he swallow so hard Lmao.
It’s funny stimpees vids are so good that even though I hate rust I watch all of his rust vids
When I tell the boys I'm gonna play some rust, I just watch Stimpee instead.
All these audio memes bring me back to good times
10:34 POV:finace bro tries to get you to join pyramid scheme
Even the ads stimpee does are perfect
This is a weird question, but what’s that sound effect that he uses at 0:02
1:09 Dude's mic is the Fallout 4 intro
your aim with that bow is something that cant be taught
Ive been looking for the outro song for like 20 minutes and cant find it... Im starting to think ill never find this beautiful angel
Samesees
Kids when downed on Rust: "If you don't take any of my loot, and as a matter of fact pick me up / give me 1000 scrap I won't kill you / raid your base. Also you are bad." (As a non Rust player people saying crap like that is the single most appealing thing about Rust to me 🤣.)
Was just rewatching some vids from you, thanks for the laughs
yes, daddy! just waited for the moment you invade my a... RUclips feed
man i ejected tea from my nose when K95 was crying and the plane edit came on. Tea everywhere
0:02 anyone know the sound effect?
.
its .
Simpsons
The lord of the rings music on lurkers always kills me 😂
Literally nothing beats this content
I bring my joy back by watching stimpee
Victim : nowhh
Stimpee: yeauss
Always off to a good start with the "Aeaaaayaaahyuuuuhhhhhh! EYUHYUHHHAAAAAEAAAAHHHHYUHHH!" Track. Also wtf is it Stimpee please. I need the origins of the ominous singing
Anatolia (original mix)
5:22 Bro hit him with the “Rule 1 number one, son” 😂
4:43 that was a perfected conversation interrupted by rust.
I’m insanely late, but your videos are the only ones i can watch twice, three, or even four times, especially when i’m blazed.
me blazed 2 years later, fulfilling the prophecy by watching this video a fourth time in solidarity with a brother from the past
@@MonkeGeorge WATCHING AGAIN IN YOUR HONOR
So proud when stimpee upgraded his door
Stimpee is the only person that I will watch thier in video adds its literally as good as his normal content
I’m kinda new to rust and I don’t get how stimpee gets so many good moments with people every server I join nobody talks
5:56 is absolutely diabolical
Just what I needed to see at 4am, so wholesome ill sleep like a baby
Keeps board meeting: "Malding... Malding is where it's at"
Damn super early for that succulent stimpee content
Bro the music gets me every single time
K95 made me laugh so hard
O W Y O U L I T T L E . . .
Y O U L I T T L E M A N, M A N
These thumbnails are bangers every time
had prolly the worst day in a while and this made me laugh ty
The Minecraft tone at the end was GOLD!
1:16 you little man ,man
your edits are getting way funnier
Always a good day when stimpee uploads
Bro I really don’t watch anyone else channel for Comedy other than yours stimpee your edits are on point 🤣
Only RUclipsr I can watch his videos 100x and still laugh my ass off
Making people go bald, and providing the cure. This man is a damn saint.