The Most POINTLESS Megalodon "Proof" Video I've Ever Watched
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- Опубликовано: 12 дек 2024
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How could you deny this “real proof”
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I am glad to see how much Zak's channel grew since the first Megalodon Video
YES agree
@@alfaarts8524 ME too
At the beginning, I thought the first clip was finding the Megalodon in that house plant. Just as believable as all the other evidence out there. What people don't realise is that the Megalodons were so clever they predicted human arrival and jumped out of the water into space, and now live on one of Jupiter's moons.
Nah, the megalodon discuised itself as the 100 dollar bill
He is now feeding on your house plants, and the only way to send him back to Phobos where he came from is to send your credit card number, the number in the back, the expiration date, and your firstborn child.
I know, on Europa, right?
@@ChrisHinners008 isn't Phobos a Mars moon? 🤔
@@chanceneck8072 yes I’m implying megalodon is an alien from Mars.
"It was shaped like a whale shark, it had the spots of a whale shark, it was the size of a whale shark but god dammit I know what I saw. That was no whale shark"
In response to the script sharing thing, Im pretty sure we have already seen it a ton of times. The best example I could think of is the line "What does an American writer with a pension of writing (blah blah blah) have to do with the megalodon?". I think it has been said in like 3 videos.
But I guess they could also just be stealing from each other :p
It also wouldn't be surprising if these were all part of some massive content farm like what Bright Side does
I dont think there is much of a difference in sharing and stealing a script
@@filipbitala2624 there's a difference. When you SHARE something, you have consent that you're actually giving it to someone. You know what you're doing.
When you STEAL something, you're just taking someone's work without their consent. They don't usually know what you're doing. I mean, in this case, stealing or sharing is practically the same because the scripts are just stolen from an AI who can generate them in less than 5 minutes
@@MercuryKurogane I wouldn't be surprised if half of these channels were created by the same person so he/she could upload lots of videos that are literally the same thing. I mean, I could create a video like this in half an hour.
The AI can easily make a script, to get the voice you can just use a website where an AI does the job for you, just mash together some pictures, stock images and footage of random fish and voilà, you have a megalodon video
(sorry about the long fuckin replys, I'm tired and felt that I needed to write something for no reason)
Hey guys if you ever feel pointless in life just know that you aren’t megalodon proof btw hi twitch chat
Thx i was so depressed and now that u said that i feel way better 😉👍
Yay!
@@hungerart no problem
@@hungerart I have a life outside ☹️
1:39 "The shark had a square head and was green and yellow with a few white spots." It must have been a giant, aquatic, Sir Nighteye funko pop!
Still more likely than a megalodon.
The scariest myth yet, the giant, aquatic Sir Nighteye funko pop
The Megalodon is actually just a Megazord of sharks. That's why scientists can't find it- the sharks separate whenever the researchers get too close.
3:17 "people and children" implying people and children are two different categories
That’s the same as implying “Shark” and “Meglodon” are two different categories
A lot of people think that way, honestly.
It looks like a grasshopper, it acts like a grasshopper, it must be a megalodon!
It looks like a great white shark, it acts like a great white shark, it most be a locust!
9:30
Ah yes, my favorite fish, the COLA CAN'T
You should make a documentary about disproving crappy megalodon videos. Call it: "AVNJ: The Megalodon Chronicles". It would be a smash hit.
Narrator says at the start that the meg hunts in coasts and then talks about it potentially being in the Marianna trench. Also if you translate "Collocanth", as he said it, in greek it literally means ass spike. Cealocanth (sorry for spelling, i can only type it in greek: ξυλαγκαθος) means wood-like spike
Wikipedia says "The word Coelacanth is an adaptation of the Modern Latin Cœlacanthus ("hollow spine"), from the Greek κοῖλ-ος (koilos, "hollow") and ἄκανθ-α (akantha, "spine"), referring to the hollow caudal fin rays of the first fossil specimen described".
@@Warsmith_The wow thats actually really intresting. Sorry for the misinformation. Its a case of 2 words sounding the same. As in it sounds like x (pronounced ks in greek) but is actually kh. Thanks for taking the time to correct me, i appreciate ir
Maybe the megalodon is the sharks we met along the way
yes
"Wow." "They're so pretty!" "Look at them!"
I love how he just adored the Dwarf Lantern Shark. They are pretty cute sharks. 🦈
This proof is undeniable, how don’t you realise? The day will come when The Seahorse, The Megalodon, Crabzilla and the mastermind, David Wellington, will unite to end AVNJ’s tyranny with their mermaid army riding Loch Ness monsters.
We must stop the evil forces
@@HarvestStudios_38 Assemble the marine biologist army!
Don't forget E.L. Wallace
Why'd you comment this on an AVNJ video if they're after AVJN?
@@epicfail7874 whoops, didn’t notice the erratum. Thank you
"Oh I get it, megalodon is a metaphor for whatever's keeping you down! The corporations are a megalodon, the government's a megalodon, your teacher is a megalodon..."
My absolute FAVORITE detail about the "Black Devil of Cortez" is that all its "sightings" are from the megalodon mocumentery lmfao.
Megalodon is every shark over 10 feet long.
10-30 feet baby meg 30-50 teen meg 60 and over adult meg
0:12 hi back
Depending on the depth, water clarity, angle of sun, etc, I could imagine a whale shark looking yellow and green, especially to someone who couldn't properly identify it to begin with. And yeah, I love how they just slide from a whale shark to gw to basking shark, while the narration implies it's all the same shark.
i wouldnt even be shocked if someone from the future told me they call any unidentified moving mass in the ocean a megalodon
Turns out the megalodon are the friends we made along the way.
The "real" megalodon
The Cola-canth: new soda mascot, coming to sell you a novelty flavor of Coke that may or may not be a copy of the _original_ original recipe.
This is the second time AVNJ has refrenced "monsters vs aliens" a movie whos existence I regularly forget
6:00 *shows a megamind whale shark* "Aww nah man you can't look at that"
Video at 8:03: "It ate everything in its path"
Me, not an intellectual: "Isnt it a filter feeder? Isn't it supposed too?!?"
8:07 Hey! You think you would have teeth if you were 2.6 million years old? Leave the old fishy alone!
Guys the meg is real, he is a really chill dude, we hang out and play videogames together every day
7:07 I'd unironically watch a sort of "series" like that. Just some nice, short HD videos of sharks chilling and swimming around.
The AI is getting more powerful each passing day.
I asked chatGDP yesterday to give me proof of megalodon existence. It said there is no scientific evidence to prove its existence, and the belief in its existence is the result of misinformation and misconceptions.
Warmed my heart for some reason.
Imagine being a normal sized great white shark, and you unintentionally go in front of a camera, and since nothing else is around you, you look bigger than you actually are
The video goes viral and everyone is saying "MEGALODON IS STILL ALIVE"
Even tho you were just a normal great white
Because that's exactly what all of those "15 reasons the Megalodon is still alive" videos are, just normal sharks being called the meg because there is no good size comparison, or is just straight up wrong lmao
"people and children" im glad to see that children are in fact, not people
1:58
Perhaps the green is from the water it was in, sometimes white can be seen as green underwater
yeah I was thinking that the sun reflecting on the water could have made some colors appear off
@@MercuryKurogane in more northern waters the places where Humpbacks go to eat (along with fin whales) the water is filled with kelp, so the white pectoral fins of Fin Whales have a very mint green appearance (same with air bubbles)
When you add bots that make fake engagement on videos, there will be an entire content cycle with no humans involved
3:17 people and children
We need megalodon video bingo, I'm sure the community can think of enough squares to fill a bingo board.
A castle of sand? dude that castle is barely air
The spread of misinformation about the megalodon is more dangerous than the megalodon itself lmao
Anything that's shaped like a shark is just a megalodon
I'm fully convinced multiple channels share the same AI generated scripts, but use different voices and stock footage
Ah yes, my favourite fish, the cola-can-th
There was an AI vtuber called "Neuro-sama" that debuted about a month ago. Not sure how much human input goes on, but they react to chat.
Fun fact: my name is Zane. I was named after Zane Grey. My birthday is October 23rd. Turns out this is also the date of Zane Grey's death, back in 1939. Spooky coincidence, if I do say so myself
At this point the whale sharks new nickname is “megalodon”
What if the real Megalodon was just the friends we made along the way?
Good lord is there a Megalodon fetish now with all these people trying to prove it still exists?
The first one was probably a lemon shark because they do resemble great whites but I'm not sure about the boxy head
At this rate, bro's gonna have to drop out of marine biology to start the RUclips channel who's whole existence is to prove the Megalodon is really gone.
"post a video every 5 seconds"(3:07) sounds like stevee
And his fifty secret channels
1:55 I imagine that the light made the shark that color
You should come to brazil to disprove Megalodon sightings.
I WILL NEVER SAY HI BACK TO TWITCH
If you look at some photos of Whale Sharks, they do appear to be a yellow-ish blue.
OH MAN, have I got news for you - If you recall that red megalodon video, the channel that made that video posts 3 times per day, and is almost certainly made (almost) entirely by AI. Good hunting.
Megalodon is clearly a shapeshifter.
I remember that you used to have only a few subscribers when you reviewed Factsopedia’s ‘Meglodon Proof’ video. And now you’re at 325k subscribers.
Guys were lucky that the prehistoric sea creatures are no longer alive because the ocean would be a hundred times more dangerous
My dad says that fish won’t out grow the tank prove him wrong
according to this video i guess seing my cat walking around my apartment is proof that the megalodon exists
So at what point is Zack gonna bite the bullet and react to the megalodon "documentary" that started this whole mess in the first place? No less than 70% of all "megalodon survives" "evidence" was created specifically for that show.
He's too good for that
That would get striked immediately
1st one literally is about a dude seeing a whale shark, they are MASSIVE.
A warm hello twitch and a warm herro avnj
6:45 the real sharks were the Megalodons we made along the way
Megalodon caught in real life on camera
Meg video creators must be nps with like ten lines of dialogue that they procedurally loop no way these are real people
Also I kinda thought this was a re-upload at first
i still dont know how people still think that baskin sharks are megelodons
AVNJ Vtuber collabing with every fish vtuber, imagine!
i was watching someones vlog of a florida maritime museum and theres actual meg jaws in a display with baby meg jaws that are still bigger than most adult humans and watching this right after is mind breakingly funny
"mariana trench crab trap" has me cackling
In where I live (Australia) a massive Cane Toad was recently found,
With people dubbing it, Toadzilla... news articles are something
Ye ive seen le news 🐸🐸🐸
I've seen that story
"Do you think these channels share the exact same script?"
It's probably a step beyond that. There's probably a single channel to which all of these are sub-brands and they're all putting out essentially the same video to draw as many hits as possible by flooding the keywords.
Forrest Galante legit made a documentary about the "Black Demon" and concluded it was almost certainly a whale shark
Maybe they could’ve got the yellow and green from the whale shark being underwater and the colour just gets distorted
scary part is theres already bot channels that does this after ya download a sketchy software that hijacks your yt account
Hello Mr fish boi apprentices
Avnj should make this into a bingo format.
Hi Twitch chat!
I love that they can be blatantly describing a whale shark and still insist that it's a megalodon
Whale sharks do have that Robles head tho.
So, shape of a whale shark, spots of a whale shark, size of a whale shark... but it's green and yellow? Yeah I'm going with color blindness over "it's a megalodon"
Uh its round, Orange, and tastes like Orange. Uh I think its a pear
Did you know those AI actually exist where they generate their own scripts and stock images that match the script
It's a real voice. Every time I hear an AI voice I get a stomach ache. I know, weird, but I can't escape it.
I can't believe the university student recorded a transformer changing from a whale shark, to a great white and then a basking shark. Dang. Maybe it's a stunt for the upcoming Transformers Rise of The Beasts.
Crabzilla.
I think it sounds like a real narrator who just has no emotional investment into the video, which, to be honest, is pretty understandable. Like Crusty the Clown from the Simpsons doing his Crusty Doll voice recordings in that episode.
When are we going to get a Meg Bingo video?
BRO THIS VIDEO SAID THE WORD PLIOCENE, WE'RE MOVING UP THE RANKS
11:51 can't wait to see a version of this video that looks like an Atari game
You should go to the Great Barrier Reef and just fish on a fishing boat and just have your phone pulled out to see if you can get a ‘megalodon’ (baskin shark) swim by and just say omg 70 foot shark attacks my boat
There are already channels leaving everything up to AI with no human involvement. Mainly kids channels. Itll be the same video, but the ai will find and apply new models to the animation. And get ideas for new characters to slap on from the comments.
God It’s so fucking funny how the quality of the Brazilian coastline footage lowers every new video. I swear it’s eventually going to get to the point that it has the same pixel count as mario.
Why is the outro music so flipping nostalgic
Just found ur channel and I watched a couple of ur videos, ur funny asl and informative…. I’m subscribing
I just finished watching one of your videos of fake megalodon proof and you just upload this
Hi Twitch! Hope you have a good day :>
Kolakanth 😆 brings back memories when another video pronounced it "Kolecanthus"
Just what I needed for my day!
Hi, Zach!
I watched that video the day it came out!!
What if the bloop is the meg 😱😱😱