Koalas: When Stupidity is a Survival Strategy

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @animalogic
    @animalogic  4 года назад +747

    Thanks for watching everyone. Get up close and personal with Koalas in Nature: Spy in the Wild 2. The show premieres and streams Wednesdays, April 29 - May 20 at 8 p.m. on PBS (check local listings), pbs.org/spyinthewild and the PBS Video app. It's such a good show, you'll love it.

    • @nope7389
      @nope7389 4 года назад +4

      helo me love your youtube!!!

    • @johnnyatkins6062
      @johnnyatkins6062 4 года назад

      Please do a video on our Drop Bears next!

    • @cbohnstedt4477
      @cbohnstedt4477 4 года назад

      Y'all should totally do an April Fools episode about drop bears.

    • @final_catalyst
      @final_catalyst 4 года назад +1

      sadly can't stream/watch in Canada

    • @madcatlover7554
      @madcatlover7554 4 года назад +1

      130m tall trees? The tallest tree in Australia is Eucalyptus regnans also known as mountain ash which grows to between 70 and 115m according to Wikipedia

  • @gdayriz
    @gdayriz 4 года назад +6212

    "they'll simply give up and starve to death"
    me when there's one inconvenience in my life

    • @Garbagejuicewaterfall
      @Garbagejuicewaterfall 4 года назад +56

      Don’t be a giver upper!

    • @monsterhunterdude5448
      @monsterhunterdude5448 4 года назад +214

      I thought you were gonna say
      "Me when I have nothing in the fridge"

    • @gdayriz
      @gdayriz 4 года назад +186

      @@monsterhunterdude5448 also true. also me when there are guests and i can't go to the kitchen.

    • @mr.x2567
      @mr.x2567 4 года назад +12

      Russia wants to know your location

    • @Vince084
      @Vince084 4 года назад +3

      Hahahahhaha

  • @dontknow8835
    @dontknow8835 4 года назад +3488

    Tree: evolves to have poisonous plants not to get eaten
    Koalas: eats it anyway

    • @monsef1994
      @monsef1994 4 года назад +202

      Koalas: eats moms poo
      Tree: wait, that's illegal

    • @VJETRA
      @VJETRA 4 года назад +85

      Koalas : I can evolve too mdfk.

    • @whereDoCarrotsComeFrom
      @whereDoCarrotsComeFrom 4 года назад +84

      "do you really think you are the only one who can play this game?"

    • @lil_weasel219
      @lil_weasel219 4 года назад +10

      toxicc

    • @mew.shroom
      @mew.shroom 4 года назад +114

      Chilli peppers: Develop fire-tasting compounds
      Humans: Yum, I like *torture*

  • @honeybeeproductions5263
    @honeybeeproductions5263 4 года назад +7752

    "When stupidity is a survival strategy"
    Looks like I'm going to live forever

  • @DarkOmegaMK2
    @DarkOmegaMK2 2 года назад +906

    "I'm dumb and i don't care, because i'm too dumb to care"
    - Koala Socrates

  • @griffionwyvrus9063
    @griffionwyvrus9063 4 года назад +5816

    Sloth: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle would be legendary.

    • @justinpatterson5291
      @justinpatterson5291 4 года назад +496

      A week, just throwing 3 punches.

    • @iAsked900
      @iAsked900 4 года назад +318

      3 days to just finish the sentence

    • @petergray2712
      @petergray2712 4 года назад +344

      Battle of True Facts:
      1. Koalas starve to death when they run out of their favorite Eucalyptus leaves.
      2. Sloths starve to death when temperatures get too cold. Cold temperatures cause their gut bacteria to shut down, inhibiting digestion.

    • @spectre2891
      @spectre2891 4 года назад +108

      Sloth's nasty smell is enough to win victories

    • @shiperobin
      @shiperobin 4 года назад +226

      Sloth: fight me you fluffy little b!tch!
      Koala: eh, I'm sleepy.
      Sloth: 💤

  • @RSProduxx
    @RSProduxx 4 года назад +4595

    Mom Koala: "Son, whatcha wanna do with your life?"
    Koala Jr.: "Just chillin"
    Mom Koala: "I´m so proud of you..."

    • @PraneethJujhavarapu
      @PraneethJujhavarapu 4 года назад +92

      And mom be like "eat my pap"

    • @damilolaowolabi6716
      @damilolaowolabi6716 4 года назад +25

      Wish that was my mum 🙄

    • @gamewarrior666
      @gamewarrior666 4 года назад +32

      Then you have to eat her poo

    • @zekek3777
      @zekek3777 4 года назад +86

      *Mom Koala poops*
      Mom Koala: Dinners ready!

    • @techtac388
      @techtac388 3 года назад +1

      @@PraneethJujhavarapu did u saw that vedio 😂😂 me too came here by seeing there

  • @didosauce6008
    @didosauce6008 4 года назад +6681

    Animalogic: praises koalas for their special stomachs
    Tierzoo: LOW TIER *T R A S H*

    • @mrnorthz9373
      @mrnorthz9373 4 года назад +133

      Maybe they can use the toxins for a venomous bite?

    • @camramaster
      @camramaster 4 года назад +816

      @@mrnorthz9373 nope. No venom glands. The players are just so stoned on eucaliptus leaves.

    • @catherinevo6060
      @catherinevo6060 4 года назад +46

      @@mrnorthz9373 nope

    • @cavvieira
      @cavvieira 4 года назад +194

      They're both right, though.

    • @rickymallory4365
      @rickymallory4365 4 года назад +358

      When you’re new and you don’t understand stat allocation yet.

  • @twilliams2558
    @twilliams2558 2 года назад +41

    2 more fun facts:
    1. Koalas are so dumb, if you remove leaves from the tree they normally eat from to feed them, they won’t recognise it as food because it’s not attached to the tree
    2. their mating call sounds like a boat engine starting up

    • @mypiang
      @mypiang 4 месяца назад

      they wont recognize it because usually the ones not on the tree are less nutritious and not worth eating so its a survival instinct

    • @theorangeoof926
      @theorangeoof926 Месяц назад

      Leaves that are detached from the tree are usually less nutritious then ones still on trees, so they obviously would prioritise the one on branches still.

  • @appleWhisky43
    @appleWhisky43 4 года назад +3716

    Koala got the 'Cute for human' perk and became allied to human players

    • @rudygon426
      @rudygon426 4 года назад +77

      Well even if we tried to eat them they’re poisonous

    • @appleWhisky43
      @appleWhisky43 4 года назад +177

      @@rudygon426 actually cooked Koala meat is edible as the meat isn't too toxic and most are gone when cooked. Only problem is that Koala meat ain't tasty

    • @relazar
      @relazar 4 года назад +127

      That’s a recent survival strategy. Before we used to kill cute things and turn them into hats and coats.

    • @Mynipplesmychoice
      @Mynipplesmychoice 4 года назад +30

      Not anymore. Finding out how dumb they are, eattingvl their mothers turd and the sounds they make I want them off the protected species list. They are no longer adorable to me. And if its anot adorable it should die. That's a important wisdom nugget for u.

    • @Mynipplesmychoice
      @Mynipplesmychoice 4 года назад +27

      relazar adorable animals are this earth's most important resource. If we get invaded by aliens that's the resource they'll try to extract

  • @tatsusama3192
    @tatsusama3192 4 года назад +1617

    When I was younger I always wanted to visit Australia. Then I saw a spider eat a bird. . . No

    • @DavidMr.
      @DavidMr. 4 года назад +48

      Tatsusama yeahhhhh.... nooooooooope

    • @iironhide6209
      @iironhide6209 4 года назад +107

      Dont go to south america either

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 4 года назад +21

      Now your kindly smile won't be the last thing a poor bird will see...
      think of the birds!

    • @SlickSkuddy
      @SlickSkuddy 4 года назад +16

      Love that last part... No.

    • @daddysatan9154
      @daddysatan9154 4 года назад +161

      Everyone bad mouths australia for its dangerous animals but everything here literally bolts if it sees or hears you. Otherwise they just vibe. America scares me more with its wolves, bears, cougars, coyotes and the people wielding guns

  • @mstelios4259
    @mstelios4259 4 года назад +7612

    Koalas: Eat for 2 hours, sleep for 22 hours
    Humans: Eat for 15 mins, work for 8 hours, worry about their miserable lives for 8 hours, sleep for 8 hours.
    Who's the dumb dumb?

    • @Ainslaurent
      @Ainslaurent 4 года назад +125

      This is more than just a day...*NaH tHaT's FiNe!¡*

    • @ferdinandpelayo9648
      @ferdinandpelayo9648 4 года назад +94

      Hoomans

    • @mstelios4259
      @mstelios4259 4 года назад +122

      @KARINA ELLIOTT Who says you can't eat while doing other stuff smartass?

    • @Ainslaurent
      @Ainslaurent 4 года назад +49

      @@mstelios4259 she did not said anything about eating while doing other stuff all she said was the figure of time since 24 hours is equivalent of 1 day

    • @allewis4008
      @allewis4008 4 года назад +272

      Evolve to eat a plant nobody else wants, become super cute so humans fight my battles for me, sleep all day enjoying my life -Koala

  • @jad1079
    @jad1079 2 года назад +33

    "Once they've eaten all the leaves they like, they'll give up and starve to death."
    Wasn't expecting that.

  • @Miraihi
    @Miraihi 4 года назад +5218

    Koalas have spent all their evolution points on weed.

    • @SYH653
      @SYH653 4 года назад +139

      "Dave's not here, man!"

    • @ousamadearudesuwa
      @ousamadearudesuwa 4 года назад +25

      @@SYH653 "just add in Karen. Wait."

    • @mickheaton4609
      @mickheaton4609 4 года назад +42

      What the hell? No, man, I am Dave, man. Will you... C'mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me.

    • @grantrussell8288
      @grantrussell8288 4 года назад +27

      thats what I call Koalaty

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 4 года назад +12

      AKA THE AMERICAN WAY.

  • @myeahonline
    @myeahonline 3 года назад +3171

    “Chill attitude, cuddly appearance, and tiny, tiny brain.”
    Holy crap I’m a koala.

    • @bryanstark1930
      @bryanstark1930 3 года назад +46

      You forgot the stupidity part.

    • @anson2389
      @anson2389 3 года назад +136

      @@bryanstark1930 the irony

    • @lungibaba6443
      @lungibaba6443 3 года назад +11

      No you're not

    • @paulgoogol2652
      @paulgoogol2652 3 года назад +99

      When you are smart enough to realize that you are a koala you can't be a koala.

    • @matthieudeloget8998
      @matthieudeloget8998 3 года назад +6

      Yeah right, you forgot to shrink your brain

  • @user-kv9qc3wl7i
    @user-kv9qc3wl7i 4 года назад +789

    The title should’ve been “ Canadian roasting Koalas for 13 minutes straight “

    • @K19-t3y
      @K19-t3y 4 года назад +6

      😂

    • @AnInsideJoke
      @AnInsideJoke 4 года назад +80

      Not as much as the wildfires did though.
      ...*Runs away*

    • @antifascist1
      @antifascist1 4 года назад +11

      @@AnInsideJoke eyyooooo

    • @iamtoxic4663
      @iamtoxic4663 4 года назад +5

      @@AnInsideJoke lit hahahaha

    • @mohamedlaqin
      @mohamedlaqin 4 года назад +6

      @@AnInsideJoke darkdank

  • @itszenbaby
    @itszenbaby 2 года назад +270

    Koalas have always been my favourite animal because they’re kinda chill and useless, yet they have managed to survive all these years.

    • @educatorofneedy5756
      @educatorofneedy5756 2 года назад +10

      Same goes for you

    • @Noyojo001
      @Noyojo001 2 года назад +4

      Useless?

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 Год назад +4

      @@educatorofneedy5756 and you. And every human. We’re all useless in our own ways.

    • @narne3330
      @narne3330 Год назад

      How the fu*k they are useless? They don't need to be useful for us, they don't give a crap about you and your needs or opinions, that's why they are better than you ever been 😊

  • @reeseseater12
    @reeseseater12 4 года назад +984

    It is a miracle that Koalas are still around from an evolutionary standpoint. They're dumb, their teeth get worn out, they will starve to death, they sleep so much....I mean, their stupidity is somehow their greatest tool for survival. It is truly amazing

    • @bengal4047
      @bengal4047 4 года назад +218

      They're a decent example of 'failing upwards'

    • @zeff8820
      @zeff8820 4 года назад +36

      Every species has their own unique survival

    • @moucoi2377
      @moucoi2377 4 года назад +29

      Dumb luck.

    • @carlosandleon
      @carlosandleon 4 года назад +106

      not to mention the first koalas probably were just stupid because they were just high all the time from the eucalyptus and the subsequent generations just evolved the smooth brains later, but all just equally high

    • @カスカディア国人
      @カスカディア国人 4 года назад +25

      Carlos Leon so the highest ones survived.

  • @brigidtheirish
    @brigidtheirish 4 года назад +510

    To me, they seem less 'chill' and more 'stoned out of their minds.' Turns out, they don't have much of a mind to be stoned out of.

    • @ritahorvath8207
      @ritahorvath8207 2 года назад +1

      🐨
      Koalas are smart ❣
      🐨

    • @gamebond6248
      @gamebond6248 2 года назад +2

      @@ritahorvath8207 smarter than you that's for sure.

  • @JRS3540
    @JRS3540 4 года назад +2112

    Considering how little energy they get from their food, I wonder how a Koala would react to a shot of espresso.

  • @ZeroKiller93
    @ZeroKiller93 2 года назад +43

    McDonald's:"Sorry sir, the ice cream machine is down."
    Me: Gives up and starves to death

  • @NathanTarantlawriter
    @NathanTarantlawriter 3 года назад +772

    "Dad, the other animals say we're stupid!"
    "Shut up son and eat this shit."

    • @ritahorvath8207
      @ritahorvath8207 2 года назад +9

      🐨
      Koalas are smart ❣
      🐨

    • @vafixer8885
      @vafixer8885 2 года назад +14

      Exactly what was said on my 7th birthday in McDonalds.

    • @eviltwin906
      @eviltwin906 2 года назад +2

      Lpl

  • @TarunMusicTv
    @TarunMusicTv 4 года назад +1146

    They are like the pandas of the southern hemisphere. Cute, cuddly, and depending on only one tree for their entire diet.

    • @chanbricks4461
      @chanbricks4461 4 года назад +95

      No one said they were

    • @krkrbbr
      @krkrbbr 4 года назад +74

      except pandas can and would eat meat when starved

    • @zurainshah2035
      @zurainshah2035 4 года назад +37

      Except panda's don't know how to mate...

    • @fiberpoet6250
      @fiberpoet6250 4 года назад +67

      Zurain Shah pandas do know how to mate but they rather eat bamboo. It’s not uncommon for males to dismount before ejaculation to go eat bamboo

    • @awakeningtovacuity8372
      @awakeningtovacuity8372 4 года назад +18

      I think bamboo is actually grass.

  • @caiopatric
    @caiopatric 4 года назад +345

    guts of steel and the smoothest brains.

    • @sparkplug8763
      @sparkplug8763 4 года назад +17

      guts of steel and brains of weed

    • @blue-lf1po
      @blue-lf1po 4 года назад

      My idol

    • @ZinfinityX
      @ZinfinityX 4 года назад +1

      This is femenism in a nutshell. Don't produce anything tangeable and raise their young on literal feces

    • @gabrielpinhal8325
      @gabrielpinhal8325 4 года назад +3

      @@ZinfinityX this is what happens to your brain when you blindly hate something. Don't be like this guy, study on what something is instead of blindly hating on it

    • @Goliath1337
      @Goliath1337 2 года назад +2

      @@ZinfinityX You have the smoothest brain of all

  • @whoozworldizthis4221
    @whoozworldizthis4221 2 года назад +254

    Wow as an Aussie I didn't know that they tasted bad to predators which must have helped them thrive. Great video!

    • @maxiculture
      @maxiculture 2 года назад +2

      Someone saying it on RUclips doesn't make it true.

    • @ssk58607
      @ssk58607 2 года назад +48

      @@maxiculture oh yeah genius,eating toxic food for years makes wonders for their skin and make them delicious to eat for other predators.

    • @maxiculture
      @maxiculture 2 года назад +1

      @@ssk58607 I'm not a genius. I am an Australian zoologist.

    • @totallynotditto1573
      @totallynotditto1573 2 года назад +59

      @@maxiculture someone saying it on RUclips doesn't make it true

    • @snehasishmondal2K16
      @snehasishmondal2K16 Год назад +2

      Who's eating koala?

  • @athirahrobi6034
    @athirahrobi6034 4 года назад +241

    Koala is the living manifestation of 'Life is not a competition'.

    • @laaaliiiluuu
      @laaaliiiluuu Год назад +1

      But competition can be fun if done correctly

    • @freedomseedplanter5987
      @freedomseedplanter5987 Год назад +4

      They will be extinct soon enough

    • @strandkorbst9643
      @strandkorbst9643 Год назад +4

      Nah incorrect, they won the competition by doing the most crazy shit: eating toxic leaves

    • @freedomseedplanter5987
      @freedomseedplanter5987 Год назад +2

      @@strandkorbst9643 they are going extinct.... Soooooo did they really win?

    • @strandkorbst9643
      @strandkorbst9643 Год назад +3

      @@freedomseedplanter5987 they wouldn't if humans were not causing it

  • @benjaminfarias9169
    @benjaminfarias9169 4 года назад +170

    Koalas are like your granddad or that one old uncle that always chain smokes and has a severe drinking problem and for some reason is always healthy.

  • @watchdealer11
    @watchdealer11 4 года назад +857

    Animalogic makes quarentine so much easier

    • @cjallen9230
      @cjallen9230 4 года назад

      True

    • @anzeiru5871
      @anzeiru5871 4 года назад

      True

    • @SagaciousDjinn
      @SagaciousDjinn 4 года назад +3

      So do tacos.
      Edit. Also hammocks. Both at the same time is a bonus.

    • @insectosinsect49
      @insectosinsect49 4 года назад

      Not mine because my led is broken my creen is purple and green is black

    • @theholyspirit4780
      @theholyspirit4780 4 года назад +1

      No Cap 🧢 🧢🧢🧢🧢

  • @darylcheshire1618
    @darylcheshire1618 2 года назад +12

    When they recline in the fork of a branch it looks like they are watching TV and you can imagine you hear the pffft of a beer can being opened.

  • @ligit2758
    @ligit2758 4 года назад +1791

    Now some might say, "Wow, what a useless animal. I struggle to find an animal that can accomplish less in it's lifetime. How the hell has nature allowed this thing to continue existing?!"
    To counter that, I praise the Koala. These absolute madlads have evolved to create the most worry-free life imaginable. Extremely little natural dangers, one food diet, and 22 hours of sleep. Sounds like heaven to the average student, am I right?

    • @SquirrelThis
      @SquirrelThis 4 года назад +59

      Totes, only thing standing in the way of there perfect plan is yet again... Man 🤦🏼‍♀️ Humans are the BIGGEST party poopers 😆 ahhhhh sadly.

    • @benjib7667
      @benjib7667 4 года назад +33

      Truly enviable; if I could just give up on life 'cause I couldn't get my favorite food, life sure wouldn't be a problem for me. XD

    • @gabrieltm9000
      @gabrieltm9000 4 года назад +19

      Na bro I get bored of doing nothing I gotta stay productive

    • @lai8544
      @lai8544 4 года назад +30

      GabrielTM I think more and more people are starting to realize that now in quarantine. However, as an average student preparing for exams I’ll say it does sound like heaven for sure!

    • @lordbuddybear
      @lordbuddybear 4 года назад +11

      I know it's a joke, but sometimes I wonder why people go to university 😅

  • @safaa9654
    @safaa9654 4 года назад +223

    I felt so bad for them during the fires, they're so defenseless...

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 2 года назад +18

      Right? They’re just like helpless little babies for their entire lives.

  • @gerardparker4220
    @gerardparker4220 4 года назад +569

    Most interesting fact: Mother koalas feed their babies crap.

    • @Melinmingle
      @Melinmingle 4 года назад +66

      I feel like Koalas at some point in history got bullied into some trees nobody wanted so they had to make do with what they had.

    • @rajiv8sp
      @rajiv8sp 4 года назад +4

      Nom nom poop I love to eat

    • @PopcornCone
      @PopcornCone 4 года назад +13

      They feed their kids crap and then the koalas get chlamydia

    • @turtleinashirt
      @turtleinashirt 4 года назад +6

      Say it slowly: fecal pap

    • @p.a.r.c1694
      @p.a.r.c1694 4 года назад +3

      3:47

  • @Liontamer972
    @Liontamer972 2 года назад +20

    I think the award for "stupidity" in the animal kingdom could also be contested by the mola mola sunfish. Useless but unstoppable.

  • @minun5
    @minun5 4 года назад +248

    The nature pickiest eaters, so picky, their brain shrank because of it.

  • @mrpineapples4752
    @mrpineapples4752 4 года назад +286

    Kowala runs out of food: *WELP GUESS ILL JUST DIE*

    • @kdinhawk1274
      @kdinhawk1274 4 года назад +4

      pls "koala"

    • @Pandalka
      @Pandalka 4 года назад +16

      "who cares, we all die at some point"
      *Koala has gone offline.*

    • @krissteel4074
      @krissteel4074 3 года назад +1

      The ones in my area prefer to eat the red gum, tallow wood and swamp mahogany of the eucalyptus species of trees, but I've had a couple in my backyard that will also eat mango and Melaleuca trees. Mostly when they get kicked out of their mother's territory they go wandering off to find their own and will basically eat whatever's edible along the way.
      So I don't think they die from lack of food at least where I am

  • @testing-je7yz
    @testing-je7yz 4 года назад +427

    "When stupidity is a survival strategy"
    Sounds like the workplace 👀

    • @adj789
      @adj789 4 года назад +10

      what? that's a CD ROM? I thought it was a cup holder

    • @akumaking1
      @akumaking1 4 года назад +12

      And politics.

    • @akumaking1
      @akumaking1 4 года назад +7

      @Morgan Wensel that's the backstory of Idiocracy

    • @Jonny-hm3iz
      @Jonny-hm3iz 4 года назад +3

      @ 1st off: no 2nd: no!

    •  4 года назад

      @@Jonny-hm3iz 1: Yes 2 Yes!

  • @rook6591
    @rook6591 2 года назад +5

    "I'm dumb cause I dont care, and I dont care cause I am dumb. Its a vicious cycle."

  • @sairbear444
    @sairbear444 4 года назад +68

    They’re so sleepy. I met some at the Sydney zoo last year and they slept the entire time. It’s crazy they sleep up in the trees without falling off

    • @killdozer7792
      @killdozer7792 4 года назад +6

      I've seen koalas twice, once in Germany, once in the UK, and yeah, some were sleeping, but some were being surprisingly active. I even saw one walking on the ground, then climbing up a tree.

  • @zacharymoss2994
    @zacharymoss2994 4 года назад +552

    Last time I was this early, Australia was still part of pangaea and marsupials had not yet evolved.

  • @you1027
    @you1027 4 года назад +525

    They're really lucky they register as cute to us.
    That's gotta be their most valuable adaptation

  • @katherineg9396
    @katherineg9396 2 года назад +24

    Sleeping 22 hours a day? Sounds like the life for me.
    Koalas sound like sloths: a poor diet causing low energy, not too bright. At least sloths go to the ground to poop!
    Danielle, I love Animalogic, and I love your art work too.

  • @dominicmanester8125
    @dominicmanester8125 3 года назад +540

    Forgot to mention that Koalas tiny peanut brains are also smooth, making them even less intelligent than their tiny sized brains would suggest.
    Extinction seems inevitable for Koalas though, they live on highly flammable trees (Bark falls to create perfect tinder and they release literal fireballs when they get too hot.) in one of the hottest places on earth and are way too dumb to ever be able to avoid a forest fire effectively if they even notice that the trees are on fire in the first place... During a fire, many koalas really resemble the "This is fine" meme.

    • @amehak1922
      @amehak1922 2 года назад +40

      All species go extinct eventually regardless of the intelligence level or stupidity. We will too some day.

    • @dominicmanester8125
      @dominicmanester8125 2 года назад +3

      @@amehak1922 Nothing is for certain, living fossils exist for this reason.
      I think if any species on earth has a chance of outliving the planet itself, it would be humans.

    • @amehak1922
      @amehak1922 2 года назад +5

      @@dominicmanester8125 "living fossils" doesn't negate my point. 99% of all species have gone extinct. Earth will last another 5 BILLION years. Dinosaurs lasted 160 million years. Trilobites lasted about 200 million. Earth is supposed to be habitable for another billion years. After that the plate tectonics will shut down, which also shuts the magnetic field. I highly doubt humans will last a million years, let alone one billion or 5 billion.

    • @dominicmanester8125
      @dominicmanester8125 2 года назад +37

      @@amehak1922 The thing those species didn't have that humans do is the ability to go into space.
      That is the absolute best chance any species could have of outliving the planet.
      Will it happen? Nothing is for certain, we may well accidentally or intentionally destroy ourselves before that happens.

    • @amehak1922
      @amehak1922 2 года назад +28

      @@dominicmanester8125 a million years is a long time, a billion years is a thousand times longer. Even if we succeed colonizing Mars, we'd be living in habitats, I highly doubt humans will ever be able to terraform Mars to ever be like Earth.

  • @vulturegriffon
    @vulturegriffon 4 года назад +196

    It's so nice to seeing Australia not on fire anymore. Not to mention the local fauna intergrating back to their habitats again.

    • @linusandersen3587
      @linusandersen3587 4 года назад +6

      yeah but the amazon is still burning though

    • @Shaqueefalot
      @Shaqueefalot 4 года назад +5

      @@linusandersen3587 the amazon probably won't stop either

    • @daddysatan9154
      @daddysatan9154 4 года назад +4

      Its still on fire. Just less so

    • @mikshinee87
      @mikshinee87 4 года назад +2

      @@linusandersen3587 Do you propose I should remove the Brazilian prime minister (the advocate for forest clearance) from office? I'm sorry I can't do that. And Brazilians seem to like him just fine. After all, the forest is cleared for agriculture so they can feed their families and ensure their children's education. It's like the Indonesians and the orangutan. They should be poor but keep the forest while the Brits and the Muricans are so rich they don't know what to buy next. I sometimes wonder if western conservationists are preaching to the choir. Conservationist: "Animal A will soon be extinct". Me: "Yeah, why?". Conservationist: "It's parts are ordered by Chinese millionaires to prepare traditional medicine and viagra". Me:" So, what do you expect ME to do about it, exactly? Can I just approach Bill Gates or Elon Musk and tell them what to do? They have security guards you know. I'm sure Chinese millionaires have theirs too".

    • @apburner1
      @apburner1 4 года назад +1

      Intergrading? You tried to sound smart and fucked it up.

  • @joserojo6873
    @joserojo6873 4 года назад +336

    "Being a dumb dumb means you have to eat less" lol unlike humans🤣😂

    • @NightcorEDM
      @NightcorEDM 4 года назад +15

      U mean Americans

    • @needsbeer
      @needsbeer 4 года назад +8

      That explains my meager appetite.

    • @cadebowman4582
      @cadebowman4582 4 года назад +13

      Nightcor EDM i think every country has some dumb dumbs lol

    • @janlanser648
      @janlanser648 4 года назад +3

      Nightcor EDM stupidity isn’t specific
      to American

    • @ParagonGoetia
      @ParagonGoetia 4 года назад +1

      @@janlanser648 You're right it spreads through out all of America. That's the name of a continent, not a country.
      North Americans, those are more like Canadians. The USA is not America

  • @rifqiaji5031
    @rifqiaji5031 2 года назад +20

    22 hours a day sleep, no hard working, no predator, no hussle just eating and mating. Aaah what a wonderful life

  • @xXMaxterMineXx
    @xXMaxterMineXx 4 года назад +342

    *Spider:* _jumps_
    *Girl:* _laughter_
    And that's how you know, an Australian is behind the camera.

    • @akuljamwal3085
      @akuljamwal3085 4 года назад

      You MUST NOT let your guard down in Australia

    • @nacidoparaestorbar7148
      @nacidoparaestorbar7148 4 года назад +3

      @Kaeden Sim we are taking about Australia. Everything is venomous there

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 4 года назад +1

      @Kaeden Sim we are talking about Australia. There’s always something venomous on you.

    • @beancurdicecream
      @beancurdicecream 3 года назад +1

      lol it looked like that was a huntsman spider, so pretty much harmless guys. they’re actually better to have around the house bc they eat other annoying insects and actual venomous spiders. like free pest control haha

  • @MrBlitzpunk
    @MrBlitzpunk 4 года назад +634

    Nobody:
    Koala: you know what, im gonna spend hundreds of years spending my evolution points on being dumber

    • @Julian-pw5mv
      @Julian-pw5mv 4 года назад +52

      Yeah, its small brain time

    • @MrJiggerG
      @MrJiggerG 4 года назад +5

      At least the Koala has a goal, unlike stupid humans

    • @zacharysolano6375
      @zacharysolano6375 3 года назад +1

      story of my life

    • @HarbingerFR4654
      @HarbingerFR4654 3 года назад +4

      Atleast he has a goal unlike me spending my life under a rock

    • @Thulgore
      @Thulgore 3 года назад +1

      20% of Americans should be upset with your post.

  • @zanr6943
    @zanr6943 4 года назад +197

    "...filming the breeding behaviours up close and *personal* "
    *Hmmm....*

  • @ygstan_307
    @ygstan_307 3 года назад +6

    "If you can't be the best, be the worst"
    koala kim junkyu 2021 lol

  • @ceriuslawliet8766
    @ceriuslawliet8766 4 года назад +68

    Koala be like: to become the poison, you must first *consume* the poison.

  • @brennencox516
    @brennencox516 4 года назад +188

    7:29 she didn't mention how once their teeth wear out, they starve to death.

    • @mhhmh3693
      @mhhmh3693 4 года назад +29

      That’s the case for litterally every animal 😂

    • @nikithanayaer6302
      @nikithanayaer6302 4 года назад +16

      @@mhhmh3693 not for rats and humains

    • @themadclown4077
      @themadclown4077 3 года назад +5

      @@nikithanayaer6302 and sharks

    • @themadclown4077
      @themadclown4077 3 года назад +7

      @@nikithanayaer6302 and I think turtles and whales and probably a shit ton of other animals

    • @Thulgore
      @Thulgore 3 года назад +3

      @@themadclown4077 Shark teeth come back. They don't count. If we had that ability there would be far less dentists. (edit: unless I am wrong.....can sharks run out of the ability to create new teeth?)

  • @socratese5
    @socratese5 4 года назад +354

    Mom what’s for dinner?
    Mom: 💩

  • @skyblue5509
    @skyblue5509 2 года назад +5

    They will win in cuteness category

  • @shadowki5687
    @shadowki5687 4 года назад +188

    Koalas evolving to eat something more beneficial: nahhh
    Koalas evolving to eating a toxic and non-nutritional leaf: yeeeaaaaahhhh

  • @nmuire246
    @nmuire246 4 года назад +123

    They're unsettling . They look like animatronic characters from an 80s film... only they're actually alive.
    Sleep eludes me

    • @albatross4920
      @albatross4920 4 года назад +5

      They're real life ewoks 🐨👽

    • @fermintenava5911
      @fermintenava5911 4 года назад

      @@albatross4920 More like Joda - I mean, look at their hands!

    • @benny_lemon5123
      @benny_lemon5123 4 года назад

      *catatonic furry gremlins*

  • @johnroberts7185
    @johnroberts7185 4 года назад +803

    Koalas are one of those animals that I'm shocked haven't gone extinct yet.

    • @spectralquill1810
      @spectralquill1810 4 года назад +63

      Yeah but I really hope they won't though.

    • @v_wibowo
      @v_wibowo 4 года назад +51

      And panda too

    • @susballmapping9521
      @susballmapping9521 4 года назад +12

      Muhammad Vakollad Wibowo animals with bear in there name are either really powerful or really weak

    • @kjohnson954
      @kjohnson954 4 года назад +13

      @@spectralquill1810 what chance to they have as human continue to take away their natural ecosystems? In the not to distant future the only ones alive will probably be housed in zoos

    • @SquirrelThis
      @SquirrelThis 4 года назад +37

      It's actually a pretty smart plan evolutionarily speaking, no competition for food or housing sources, no natural predators because their diet makes them unpalatable. They just didn't count on Man. 🤪 although to be fair, most life on this planet has been largely unprepared for our species 😆 sigh... poor bastards.

  • @Savyy_ahmad
    @Savyy_ahmad 2 года назад +11

    My psychology teacher hates Koalas so much. He gave us an entire PowerPoint presentation of why. IT WAS 30 MINUTES and titled " The general public is wrong about their adoration of Koalas"

  • @CharlotteTranp
    @CharlotteTranp 4 года назад +254

    Being cute is the strategy. Ask pandas how to extend the species without having to have sex even. Human just do it for them

    • @themadclown4077
      @themadclown4077 3 года назад +4

      Lol yep

    • @chrisgould101
      @chrisgould101 3 года назад +3

      Dam wish I was cute

    • @NeovenatorGuy
      @NeovenatorGuy 3 года назад +17

      They don’t even know how to have sex without needing to watch PandaHub

    • @carpediem9750
      @carpediem9750 3 года назад +6

      Works for thots and mostly ever user of only fans, they look cute, and somehow, people gives money for that.

    • @lasthopelost9090
      @lasthopelost9090 3 года назад +3

      Never trust the pandas

  • @sonicdoesfrontflips
    @sonicdoesfrontflips 4 года назад +217

    "Being a dumb-dumb means you have to eat less"
    Koala: "She's walking right below us, mates... now's our chance"

    • @NurseSnow2U
      @NurseSnow2U 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @chrisgould101
      @chrisgould101 3 года назад +9

      If I was a koala, I'd position myself in the top of the tree then try aim at my friends below as I poo-dump on them walking by then I will pretend like it wasn't me

    • @prashantkumarchoudhary6124
      @prashantkumarchoudhary6124 3 года назад +1

      @@chrisgould101 wow :)

    • @thinkinyblinko6666
      @thinkinyblinko6666 3 года назад +2

      Look out for drop bears!

  • @benjaminfarias9169
    @benjaminfarias9169 4 года назад +158

    Koalas are like that one family member no one is proud of that stays home and eats takeout everyday.

  • @darthphilfy
    @darthphilfy Год назад +12

    That spider on the car at the start of the video was a Huntsman, they don't make webs and eat other spiders. They aren't dangerous to people though, so despite their scary appearance and at times intimidating size they are often welcome housemates for many Australians. They are easy to handle as well.

  • @ViraL_FootprinT.ex.e
    @ViraL_FootprinT.ex.e 4 года назад +60

    "Give up and starve to death", lol.
    I've had many hangover weekends in my 20s, where I didn't eat because I'd actually rather try to sleep. Comparable I guess.

  • @gandalftheserb
    @gandalftheserb 4 года назад +378

    Koalas in the past
    Koala 1: Damm man these leafs are amazing but we keep dying because of them.
    Koala 2: Hmmmmmm. Bro! I have an idea
    Koala 1 : What is it?
    Koala 2: What if we eat our own shit and then we will become imune to the toxin.
    Koala 1: ...
    Koala 2:...
    Koala 1 and 2: HELL YEAH!!!!

  • @nyan2317
    @nyan2317 4 года назад +238

    "Best known for its chill attitude, cuddly appearance, and teeny tiny brain"
    Eyo chill with that, don't bad-mouth my guy up in the trees like that.

    • @bswtsp21
      @bswtsp21 4 года назад +12

      But they doooooo. And their brains are smooth.

    • @Jascosaurus
      @Jascosaurus 4 года назад +8

      But they stupid

    • @ophelias4172
      @ophelias4172 4 года назад +8

      @@Jascosaurus But so damn cute. I'll take cute and stupid over clever any day! Besides the fact that they don't need to be smart as they don't have a lot of preditors to deal with so being smart probably isn't a high priority.

    • @jimmytran5971
      @jimmytran5971 4 года назад +4

      Best known for syphilis

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 4 года назад +6

      I am sorry to tell you that Koalas are low tier trash that wasted everything they had on eating low level loot.
      Avoid choosing one as your main at all costs, thank you

  • @racookster
    @racookster 2 года назад +2

    The video didn't include recordings of the sounds they make. It's probably just as well. Their vocalizations sound like a cross between a loud belch and a pig's grunt, perhaps with an element of projectile vomiting thrown in for added charm.

  • @Ashadowtotheworld
    @Ashadowtotheworld 4 года назад +132

    “Spends 22 hours sleeping” its amazing they have anytime whatsoever to reproduce.

    • @themadclown4077
      @themadclown4077 3 года назад +7

      I think during mating season they sleep less

    • @Thulgore
      @Thulgore 3 года назад +4

      It's amazing humans spend 16 hours of their day trying to reproduce or get in a relationship or stay in a relationship. All humans are going to cease to exist eventually. Nothing that happened in the last 40 years is going to be remembered 10,000 years from now. If we make it that long.

    • @Ashadowtotheworld
      @Ashadowtotheworld 3 года назад +12

      @@Thulgore yea it was just a joke in case you didn't realise...

    • @NurseSnow2U
      @NurseSnow2U 3 года назад +4

      @@Thulgore woah dude, it’s alright, just enjoy the ride. 😳🙃

    • @NurseSnow2U
      @NurseSnow2U 3 года назад +1

      @@Ashadowtotheworld I don’t think he did 😳🤣

  • @Chaos89P
    @Chaos89P 4 года назад +103

    I would've said something about how the toxins went to the koalas' heads, but I guess caloric deficiency is another factor.

    • @quitlife9279
      @quitlife9279 4 года назад

      Well it is still possible that the toxins go to their head, which is already tiny and smooth.

  • @bazza945
    @bazza945 4 года назад +52

    The koala is nature's stoner bear. Its diet is ecalyptus leaves and it eats lots of them. The effect is a tree bear slo-mo stoner, minus the giggling.

    • @drevil3606
      @drevil3606 Год назад

      My spirit animal minus no brains

  • @thatssolimah6883
    @thatssolimah6883 Год назад +3

    This is the true meaning of life man we will never experience this much peacefulness

  • @blankx15
    @blankx15 4 года назад +122

    "Studipidity is a form of survival". I see, now it all make sense what people are doing now.

    • @NurseSnow2U
      @NurseSnow2U 3 года назад +1

      Excellent observation 🤣

    • @juneelle370
      @juneelle370 Год назад

      Stupidity or willful ignorance (don’t want to know bc of the trouble to them it could bring)

  • @jonathanjoestarwithpluck4930
    @jonathanjoestarwithpluck4930 4 года назад +112

    Koalas? More like Koolalas, am I right, guys?...
    Okay okay, I see the door, I’m leaving.

    • @sarou3457
      @sarou3457 4 года назад

      haha

    • @tatsusama3192
      @tatsusama3192 4 года назад +9

      Reported

    • @PeterGriffin11
      @PeterGriffin11 4 года назад +5

      If someone would be so kind and explain the joke to me I'd greatly appreciate it.

    • @hashslingingslasher4214
      @hashslingingslasher4214 4 года назад +7

      Scooby Doo isn’t it like... YOUR JOB to tell US wtf is going on??

    • @ToyInsanity
      @ToyInsanity 4 года назад +5

      Eucalyptus, more like "youcanlickdis"

  • @Erfontanella
    @Erfontanella 4 года назад +124

    They'd be a lot smarter if they didnt pass all their time getting high off eucalyptus leaves.

  • @Chicagoartist708
    @Chicagoartist708 Год назад +4

    When I die I wanna come back as a Koloa…everything and everybody just leave me alone 😂

  • @Skyflakes05
    @Skyflakes05 4 года назад +60

    "The other consequence of their diet, is their teeny, tiny brains."
    Koala: ( _👁️

  • @einstein8890
    @einstein8890 4 года назад +36

    3:46 is such a great middle finger to eucalyptus's toxicness "toxic, huh? gimme another one, this shit delicious"

  • @astralcamisado648
    @astralcamisado648 4 года назад +40

    'They'll simply give up and starve to death'
    Me when I don't have enough for takeaway but I don't want to do the washing up
    'Being a dumb-dumb means you have to eat less'
    My partner, friends and family when I ask if I can have some of their chips 2 hours later

  • @pk5727
    @pk5727 2 года назад +3

    The more you know, the less cuddly they sound

  • @heimdall8305
    @heimdall8305 3 года назад +16

    koala : we don't need to fight anything, just make ourself toxic.

  • @ethanotoroculus1060
    @ethanotoroculus1060 4 года назад +140

    ...Gonna be real with you, Tierzoo was definitely right about putting these guys in F tier.

    • @DerAykac
      @DerAykac 4 года назад +11

      Delivering the truth like a boss.

    • @LethargicSchizoDream
      @LethargicSchizoDream 4 года назад +24

      Yep, they're basically australian sloths.

    • @Jollofmuncher2000
      @Jollofmuncher2000 4 года назад +11

      Plus their gameplay is incredibly boring. Even if you are a koala main.

    • @artoruvidal2793
      @artoruvidal2793 4 года назад +3

      @@LethargicSchizoDream
      Unlike sloths they don't have predators

    • @artoruvidal2793
      @artoruvidal2793 4 года назад +5

      Their strategy is more successful than so many B tiers

  • @ghosteondogedoge4787
    @ghosteondogedoge4787 3 года назад +49

    Koalas: Surrounded by plucked Eucalyptus leaves.
    Koalas: Guess I'll die...

  • @KimbasKingdom
    @KimbasKingdom 4 года назад +215

    "When stupidity is a survival strategy"
    So, high school?

  • @sipsofhell9018
    @sipsofhell9018 4 года назад +210

    Koalas are much the same as Pandas, their diet consist of only one plant so their brain don't get much nutrition. Omnivores are generally the most intelligent like Foxes and Bears

    • @daisuke910
      @daisuke910 4 года назад +37

      Damn. This is like a statement to a certain group of people lol. If u know what i mean

    • @dilla269
      @dilla269 4 года назад +23

      @@daisuke910 This doesn't apply to vegans, they eat everything *but* animal products lol

    • @Pandalka
      @Pandalka 4 года назад +1

      hahahah

    • @cauchyschwarz3295
      @cauchyschwarz3295 4 года назад +40

      @@daisuke910 Evolution favours omnivores because they can get get the energy and nutrition needed for development easier. This does not apply to us at all because most of us are never in a situation where food scarcity is a thing. The contrary is true. We ruin our bodies with oversupply. So don't try and hate on vegans like this.

    • @daisuke910
      @daisuke910 4 года назад +13

      @@cauchyschwarz3295 hehehehe i know. I just want gauge the audience here. I prefer eating vegetarian diet whole not opposing eating meat if offered by others (though very selective). My concept of eating is not being wasteful.

  • @henrikandreason7261
    @henrikandreason7261 4 года назад +182

    "After you eat this magical poo, you will be able to be forever stoned and impervious to any side effects the drug might have"
    Sounds like pretty OP poo..

  • @myribstellmesheslying
    @myribstellmesheslying 3 года назад +3

    "They would lose in any category."
    Not in speed against Sloths. 🤣

  • @eksteinmalan3517
    @eksteinmalan3517 4 года назад +224

    "Their foods are so toxic." Just beneath that of your average League of Legends player.

    • @benim3166
      @benim3166 4 года назад +2

      @elijah mikle Then you haven't played CS:GO in high-rank matchmaking.

    • @moth8775
      @moth8775 4 года назад +2

      @@benim3166 One word, *RUST*

  • @anon9579
    @anon9579 4 года назад +13

    A koala is essentially a life support system for a digestive tract

  • @Anon26535
    @Anon26535 3 года назад +94

    For the Koala, the great struggle is already won. They have evolved a society that knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them, we humans who have failed, or the monkes, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions a koala wouldn't even bother to ask.
    We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude.

    • @Genderspren
      @Genderspren 2 года назад +3

      Can't wait to meet She Who Thirsts

    • @shamusson
      @shamusson Год назад +1

      Without stress, no answers. We haven't failed in that regard.

    • @korante8642
      @korante8642 Год назад +1

      I think you messed up that warhammer quote

  • @SheyD78
    @SheyD78 Год назад +1

    Lol, the spider at the beginning is a huntsman, scary looking but one of the few Aussie spiders that WON'T kill you.

  • @zekek3777
    @zekek3777 4 года назад +13

    11:03 when you're so lazy, you don't have the energy to even blink

    • @chrisgould101
      @chrisgould101 3 года назад

      Youd be lethargic too if al you ate is a toxic tree all day

  • @knyght27
    @knyght27 4 года назад +31

    I laughed out loud when she mentioned the koala 'being a dum-dum'

  • @MarkArandjus
    @MarkArandjus 3 года назад +10

    I've never seen wild koalas like this, the ones I saw were all neat like the fellow at 8:33
    These dudes all look like cavemen koalas or Endgame Thor koalas, they have like a Wookie vibe.

  • @nicholasschoonbeck6866
    @nicholasschoonbeck6866 2 года назад +2

    Those animal robots are amazing but kind of creep me out. lol

  • @saraandstuartshannon2160
    @saraandstuartshannon2160 4 года назад +46

    Also forgot to notice that most of them have clamydia and many of them get it from eating infected poo 🤣

  • @IGRETRO
    @IGRETRO 3 года назад +17

    Nature: those leafs are poisonous...
    Koala: So, anyway, I start munching

  • @timtwoface
    @timtwoface 4 года назад +30

    Sloths: "Oh, we have met our match."

  • @jeanniemainzer8551
    @jeanniemainzer8551 Год назад +3

    They might be dumb, but they are so stinking cute!

  • @AmbivalentDreams
    @AmbivalentDreams 4 года назад +92

    "Australia, home to some of the most dangerous and venomous creatures" *shows huntsman spider*

    • @demetrialowther727
      @demetrialowther727 4 года назад +35

      There's a kid of irony in it. Despite being scary looking fellas, they're actually one of the least dangerous. But man do they love car doors, hiding in your mailbox and slipping behind picture frames...

    • @JohnCran
      @JohnCran 4 года назад +6

      I haven't seen a huntsman that colour before is it a southern species? The ones I come across in Brissie are almost black and double that size.

    • @VK2GPU
      @VK2GPU 4 года назад +4

      I know haha. Spider bros are great, keep the other nasties at bay!

    • @Elrond_Hubbard_1
      @Elrond_Hubbard_1 4 года назад +3

      @@JohnCran
      I have seen those ones before that are brown/orange coloured, and I was told that they're juvenile Huntsmans and that they turn fully brown when they're older.
      I live down in Melbourne though, I've never seen a black one.

    • @squitterhyena652
      @squitterhyena652 4 года назад +3

      @Jake Fields Spiders are fascinating animals. I'm sorry you cannot appreciate how fascinating they are.

  • @Gwyllgi
    @Gwyllgi 4 года назад +35

    Danielle be looking fine though I'm so proud 😢

  • @hoviksmail
    @hoviksmail 4 года назад +57

    Imagine giving them an energy drink, they'd be bouncing around like a spider monkey.

  • @klo5126
    @klo5126 2 года назад +38

    As an Australian, living with the creatures mentioned in the video makes daily life interesting!

    • @North_West1
      @North_West1 Год назад

      Almost Every other Australian creature is out to kill you. 😂