SCP, but you choose your ability

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  • @mrspiffy8587
    @mrspiffy8587 2 года назад +191

    SCP Explained really just flipped on a dime from "you COULD snap necks if you wanted to," to "you can already be a pleasant person if you want to"

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 2 года назад +9

      Yea but I don’t want too I want to snap necks. Truthfully I probably couldn’t no matter how much I work out. I’m a very small woman, I will never be stronger than some men.

    • @elisibethjames7488
      @elisibethjames7488 2 года назад +9

      @@MamaMOB not with that attitude, you won’t

    • @mrspiffy8587
      @mrspiffy8587 2 года назад +1

      @@kingshablooshki4433 yeah, why do you ask?

    • @thatdamncrow9197
      @thatdamncrow9197 2 года назад

      @@MamaMOB steroids…

  • @fellsgaminghub8196
    @fellsgaminghub8196 2 года назад +401

    "Just because she's real, doesn't mean she wants you back." Damn crushed the guys dreams on the spot lol

  • @Ishtarru
    @Ishtarru 2 года назад +115

    As for me, I'd want the ability to be immune to the affects of other anomalies. I can look at 096's face without setting it off, I can shake 049's hand and walk away fine, etc. The only weakness, because you need to have one or else you're just cheating, is that I can still be killed by non-anomalous means, such as if 682 decided to eat me alive.

    • @Homestuckfan413
      @Homestuckfan413 2 года назад +21

      Please tell me you would hug 049, if not ill do it myself

    • @pyrofromtf2
      @pyrofromtf2 2 года назад +19

      @@Homestuckfan413 The administrator did it. Also 049 only kills with a touch if he wants to. And he is generally friendly. Also he says the pestilence is pretty rare.

    • @pyrofromtf2
      @pyrofromtf2 2 года назад +9

      Arijana B.: *laughs in 682 pacifying effect*

    • @magnumAenus
      @magnumAenus 2 года назад

      or die if a normal red ant bit you

    • @internetlurker1850
      @internetlurker1850 2 года назад +9

      So, Dr.Clef?

  • @perhaps7046
    @perhaps7046 2 года назад +627

    “Just because she’s real, doesn’t mean she’ll want you back. Okay? Okay.” Was the most sassy thing I’ve ever heard hunter say and I will remember it fondly

    • @smiththeinspiringanimator7042
      @smiththeinspiringanimator7042 2 года назад +12

      Oof.

    • @anolala
      @anolala 2 года назад +21

      @@smiththeinspiringanimator7042 you can just use your reality bending to make her madly in love with you

    • @Nick.M
      @Nick.M 2 года назад +6

      Total annihilation detected

    • @your_uncle9657
      @your_uncle9657 2 года назад +11

      Did y’all realize that the person who wanted to make a women was made fat

    • @anolala
      @anolala 2 года назад +6

      @@your_uncle9657 who isn't fat these days

  • @PhoxxiPlays
    @PhoxxiPlays 2 года назад +534

    I'd want 106's pocket dimension and his phasing ability, though without the decaying muck... imagine if it was put to good use and was used to rescue or evacuate people from other dangerous scps. You could phase through all dangerous matter and physical attacks to get to those who need help, put them in your pocket dimension and relocate them to a safer place!

    • @rccarsandstuff4690
      @rccarsandstuff4690 2 года назад +15

      Seems smart

    • @Dumbsourplum
      @Dumbsourplum 2 года назад +20

      Ill be honest man, The reluctant dimension Hopper With Control? Why don't i just Travel to a universe where i can bend reality? fight Dragons and Give myself Dragon Slayer magic, Soend Life with my Cinnamon roll of a waifu and Actually have a healthy happy Relationship for once which Is usually not possible in our Current fuckfest of a society, Have adventures and Fight monsters for my job via a Guild and Fuck around bickering with my friends (and yes Id give myself pain nullification)

    • @Ralphotron
      @Ralphotron 2 года назад +6

      @@Dumbsourplum hopping dimensions dosent give you powers lol

    • @paulb8030
      @paulb8030 2 года назад +6

      @@Dumbsourplum maybe that universe doesn't exist. You're assuming there are infinite parallel universe.

    • @averageminecraftenjoyer9419
      @averageminecraftenjoyer9419 2 года назад +9

      The pocket dimension might make a good home too

  • @dappermann194
    @dappermann194 2 года назад +40

    the ability to make anyone laugh at any moment would be funny as hell

    • @theflashgirl2057
      @theflashgirl2057 2 года назад +5

      Sooooooo, you want to be the joker but with powers

  • @zitronentee
    @zitronentee 2 года назад +232

    Considering a lot of mental health issues in the world and a lot of emotional vampires, having SCP-999 is like having constant mood charger. Also, SCP-999 has quite invulnerable body.

    • @kingofravens215
      @kingofravens215 2 года назад +7

      Agreed Scp-999 would be a huge asset for mental health as a whole image the people you could help with it’s ability to make others feel happier in their lives!

    • @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046
      @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 2 года назад +4

      What do you mean with emotional vampires?

    • @sailortara7
      @sailortara7 2 года назад +3

      So true scp 999 is cute and makes everyone happy 😊

    • @zitronentee
      @zitronentee 2 года назад +7

      @@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 People who suck out your emotional energy and mood. For example, you're in a good mood to work, but along the way, you meet these people and you feel drained, leaving you feel in a rut.

    • @KeeperProtector
      @KeeperProtector 2 года назад +5

      SCP-999 most likely defeating the Scarlet King is an incredibly feat of power, so the Tickle Monster would be my go to power!🥰💖🌎

  • @therealsmokeshady420
    @therealsmokeshady420 2 года назад +99

    "just because she's real, doesn't mean she wants you back" killed me right then and there 🤣😂

    • @Onyxzegamer
      @Onyxzegamer 2 года назад +13

      He basically said “just because she’s real don’t mean you’ll get bitches”

    • @DaKingKayden
      @DaKingKayden 2 года назад +4

      @@Onyxzegamer you're basically god, just say "i want my dream partner" and because they're your dream partner, that means they're everything you'd want and they'd want you back

    • @SaamaaMyt
      @SaamaaMyt 2 года назад +1

      @@DaKingKayden its a joke

    • @DaKingKayden
      @DaKingKayden 2 года назад +4

      @@SaamaaMyt yes, and I gave an answer to the joke

    • @SaamaaMyt
      @SaamaaMyt 2 года назад +2

      @@DaKingKayden yea but yours is too logical and smart very tought through answer

  • @ThatoneGuy-ts7xd
    @ThatoneGuy-ts7xd 2 года назад +10

    I’d want the ability to nullify other anomalous entities within my vicinity so I could help permanently end some of the foundations biggest threats

  • @RandomSwedishGuy
    @RandomSwedishGuy 2 года назад +33

    Imagine the producers reading the first draft of the script and being like ”WE CAN NOT JUST SAY THAT OR WE’RE GONNA GET OUR ASSES HANDED TO US IN COURT”

  • @Yummymarshy
    @Yummymarshy 2 года назад +125

    I would have Larry’s (scp 106) dimensional pocket ability and host a total drama island knock off

  • @potatoplayz-xh4sx
    @potatoplayz-xh4sx 2 года назад +19

    I'd want the powers of scp-914 or the powers of scp 4494, upgrading anything OR being literally unstoppable in a good way would be awesome.

    • @devonhappe
      @devonhappe Год назад

      Why not the specter in scp 914?

  • @VoidedEmptiness
    @VoidedEmptiness 2 года назад +151

    If I were to use a reality warping SCP ability, I would use it to make more of SCP-999.

    • @orion9590
      @orion9590 2 года назад +5

      c:

    • @LovingAndrewAZ
      @LovingAndrewAZ 2 года назад +3

      Genius!

    • @mushroom4466
      @mushroom4466 2 года назад +4

      Might not go over so well. Read somewhere that a cross test with 914 generated a small blue 999 that seems to be the only thing to make 999 angry, and have the urge to kill.

    • @tobas6129
      @tobas6129 2 года назад +2

      @@mushroom4466 then i'd upgrade 999's range of happyness

    • @mushroom4466
      @mushroom4466 2 года назад +2

      @@tobas6129 Happiness is a good thing to have most of the time - not all the time. Then we wouldn't be human, if we felt nothing but happiness.

  • @harlowviv2968
    @harlowviv2968 2 года назад +115

    I want the bare minimum with the most endgame effects like unlimited stamina and heightened agility. The combination of these 2 abilities are easy to keep under the radar, easy to control, and can still feel powerful in its own right.

    • @idyllicdisk9419
      @idyllicdisk9419 2 года назад +2

      scp 073 or scp 076 would be perfect for you

    • @johnnygyro2295
      @johnnygyro2295 2 года назад

      Personally, I'd go with Able's powerset. Maybe help save the world from more malevolent SCPs.

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 2 года назад +1

      So Black Widow? You know she died in Endgame right?

    • @idyllicdisk9419
      @idyllicdisk9419 2 года назад +1

      @@MamaMOB we dont talk about that :l

  • @StarGlazer_972
    @StarGlazer_972 2 года назад +5

    I would want the powers of 939 (With Many Voices), 682 (Hard To Destroy Reptile), 458 (Never Ending Pizza Box), and 999 (The Tickle Monster). But with differences. I would mimic other peoples voices, be super adaptable, be able to create an infinite amount of anything, and be able to bring joy to anyone.

  • @Gears_Starting
    @Gears_Starting 2 года назад +95

    I would want some sort of matter manipulation ability. Repairing homes, roads, bridges, and all-around infrastructure almost immediately would be extremely useful to society. Even if the Foundation would not allow me to live outside of Foundation walls, maybe they would at least see my uses in helping them secure, contain, and protect.

    • @Iamlurking504
      @Iamlurking504 2 года назад +3

      Like, changing the state of matter of things? Same.

    • @TheEverything_Man
      @TheEverything_Man 2 года назад +1

      @@Iamlurking504 that would be cool, also you spelled Klef wrong in your name, unless that was intended

    • @dabunnyrabbit2620
      @dabunnyrabbit2620 2 года назад

      until you get stuck constantly repairing an anomalies containment.

    • @sunshinemonster0780
      @sunshinemonster0780 2 года назад

      3999?

  • @gadgetj5279
    @gadgetj5279 2 года назад +48

    I'd like the abilities of scp 3179, the seed. It's ability to make metal constructs sounds appealing to me, and since it's made of liquid metal, I'd assume it can also shapeshift, another ability I could really make use of.

  • @Xxperias
    @Xxperias 2 года назад +21

    The guy who wanted 343's reality warping had the right idea

  • @ccboy3960
    @ccboy3960 2 года назад +82

    I like how the narrator is passive aggressive when someone mentions a power with bad consequences 💀💀

    • @SuitedPumpkin
      @SuitedPumpkin 2 года назад +5

      we have almost the same proile picture

    • @ccboy3960
      @ccboy3960 2 года назад +3

      @@SuitedPumpkin hehe cool 👍😎

  • @neato0000
    @neato0000 2 года назад +48

    I like the the lordbung's character "Connor", the D class SCP that could literally revive everytime he is killed, but he got that dangerous dark and evil being inside him.

    • @TM-rl1ns
      @TM-rl1ns 2 года назад +7

      He might as well be nicknamed 'The Perfect D Class', and imagine if he met Dr Bright.

    • @skylander5884
      @skylander5884 2 года назад +2

      Ehh he's not perfect he still ages even tho he technically has a longer lifespan And he can't get a muscle body cuase it will revert back to his original body but I guess he can still be a good fighter since he keeps al his memories

    • @ramdarow4045
      @ramdarow4045 2 года назад +1

      I like to think he is a living prison for the eldritch thing in him.

    • @ap7635
      @ap7635 2 года назад +1

      Still hurts though. Personally I'd be too afraid of ending up in a perpetually series of deaths to accept that power. I mean imagine if he sunk to the bottom of the ocean. He'd just be crushed/drowning forever.

    • @jamstheshapeshifter
      @jamstheshapeshifter 2 года назад +1

      @@skylander5884 Also the episode dealing with the robot did show one neat detail about him
      Homie has some boxing skills

  • @joaquinfeldheim7014
    @joaquinfeldheim7014 2 года назад +16

    i'd probably combine 343's reality warping abilities, 682's adaptability and dr bright's inmortality

    • @tradingnewbs3347
      @tradingnewbs3347 2 года назад +5

      i think 343 is already immortal since he is God.

    • @noko3872
      @noko3872 Год назад +3

      @@tradingnewbs3347 double or nothing

  • @meatballman9343
    @meatballman9343 2 года назад +70

    Generally I think 939's echolocation is pretty sick, the amnesiac would also be cool

  • @nickolasgonzales7255
    @nickolasgonzales7255 2 года назад +30

    I love how interactive this channel is with it's fanbase.

  • @lexcentrique2554
    @lexcentrique2554 2 года назад +1

    A mix between A Gift From Dad and Gorefield would be the best material for wholesomeness: You could materialize to people and give them a nice plate of lasagna, as nice as that plate they had at a family diner served by their favorite mascot back when they were a kid, for their birthday.
    What isn't clear is when you could materialize yourself.

  • @PurgeSeraph
    @PurgeSeraph 2 года назад +36

    Most gifts are a curse when used for the benefits of others, and only become blessing when used for one self and generally gets you a SCP room.

  • @unifirstuniverse2418
    @unifirstuniverse2418 2 года назад +109

    I would want general reality warping abilities so I could make a pocket dimension where I can experiment with the evolution of creatures in any way I want. It's very interesting to see how things evolve and diversify into niches over the course of eons. I could create anything and watch as life forms and interacts on all levels, from microbes to universes. I could also just blow things up and see what happens. Of course I'd need to make it so that amount of time doesn't need to pass outside, because it would be annoying to come out and have the world barren, gone, or unrecognizable.

    • @umutsahin8444
      @umutsahin8444 2 года назад +4

      Like Dr. Manhattan

    • @timisthebestboi0
      @timisthebestboi0 2 года назад +4

      So scp 343

    • @unifirstuniverse2418
      @unifirstuniverse2418 2 года назад +3

      @@timisthebestboi0 Yea, but less of the godly figure and more of someone who has a home lab to mess around in.

    • @RavenGamingOverLord
      @RavenGamingOverLord 2 года назад

      @@unifirstuniverse2418 Yup

    • @anidude808
      @anidude808 2 года назад +2

      Imagine if our universe is just a lab experiment

  • @Lavadog11
    @Lavadog11 Год назад +5

    This is the third fan response video I've watched today and I'm starting to think that maybe there should be a number for a good therapist on the lower 1/5 of the screen.

  • @kaldishelbryndjar
    @kaldishelbryndjar 2 года назад +26

    I'd want the truly anomalous power to put out a 20 minute animation of humor and information every single day.

    • @adarshvinu3791
      @adarshvinu3791 2 года назад

      I wold go to an IKEA soummon the infinit IKEA wait 50 minutes and see if any one notices (without the faceless staff)

    • @idyllicdisk9419
      @idyllicdisk9419 2 года назад

      Thank you so much scp animations!

  • @emeralddigimon2202
    @emeralddigimon2202 2 года назад +22

    I want to have databased powers. I could teleport, I could store my stuff in a pocket dimension like a computer file, or I could even noclip through walls if I tried hard enough. Heck. I could even hack into devices like robots and take control of them. I could be called, glitch-man, or, "The Glitch". Because green cubes and ones and zeros appear for split seconds when I use my powers, kinda like computer data

  • @jacobc9221
    @jacobc9221 2 года назад +9

    2:44 If you can keep your own normal abilities too, this would basically be durability, speed when nobody is looking (or just cover yourself in a greenscreen suit), and being able to snap necks.

  • @drewjanus4643
    @drewjanus4643 2 года назад +26

    An ability similar to clockworks, imagine being able to make anything significantly better, different but equal or absolutely destroy anything you'd only need to be wary of very fine since that has the tendency to make other SCPs, though I guess you'd only need to touch said SCP once for it go back to a non-anomalous state.

  • @Brolylomaniac
    @Brolylomaniac 2 года назад +20

    I love how the further along this video gets, the more murderous and sadistic the responses get

  • @DashiellQwerty
    @DashiellQwerty 2 года назад +1

    I wished I had SCP-999’s ability. No, not that one, not the one to make people just suddenly feel happy, no, the one to survive from a diet of solely M&M for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

  • @dauntless1407
    @dauntless1407 2 года назад +33

    I would do a combo with 682’s adaptive and Fast regen ability and 914’s ability to change something to something better or worst and Dr.bright’s immortality ability because who said that 682 could not die from age and also 049’s ability to revive people, but just without Turing them into zombies and also with a real cure.

    • @trickygamer555
      @trickygamer555 2 года назад

      963 would gladly give it's curse to you if only there was a way to do that

  • @Dr.C.Shadow
    @Dr.C.Shadow 2 года назад +27

    0:26
    Ah, so they're finally admitting that they're SCPs.

    • @OldGameAcc
      @OldGameAcc 2 года назад +6

      ^ this, but ending at "just because" XD

  • @ShadowZealot7
    @ShadowZealot7 2 года назад +6

    Honestly despite the negative connotations, having Sarkic flesh warping powers would be pretty neat.
    Being able to heal yourself and shapeshift to impersonate others and utilize various organic powers from different organisms would be very useful for avoiding containment. Plus, flying and being able to explore the ocean freely would be neat.
    You could also use it to do awful things to people, but remember to use your horrible flesh powers responsibly.
    The biggest downside honestly is the chance Grand Karcist Eon would show up and brainwash you into being his priest.

  • @handL69420
    @handL69420 2 года назад +16

    Id honestly love a mix of scp 2521's ability to sense when someone knows something about it, with scp 096's rage state being initiated by 2521's desire to learn more about itself

  • @PicketPolecat
    @PicketPolecat 2 года назад +31

    *Narrator:* What are your power fantasies?
    *Audience:* _provides the most outlandish answers_
    *Narrator:* Y'all going to horny jail!

  • @Tharmin.124
    @Tharmin.124 2 года назад +7

    SCP-2295 and/or SCP-3000
    Having the healing powers of a patchwork bear and the ability to erase traumatic memories would definitely be abilities I'd use wholesale.
    Besides, even if I'm not allowed to do that there'd still be plenty of use in the Foundation, and containment doesn't sound too bad

    • @koopatroopa7968
      @koopatroopa7968 10 месяцев назад

      If it had a side effect, I’d say it’d be fitting to have SCP 590’s injury transfer

  • @geoffreysummers7538
    @geoffreysummers7538 2 года назад +37

    I would have the realty bending powers of either SCP-239, SCP-343, or SCP-001: Dr Wondertainment. I could use these abilities to pull major but not harmful pranks, such as making SCP Foundation parodies like making the CSP Society a thing from one of the previous videos, or maybe set up some SCP themed restaurants around some towns or cities as a way to mess with the SCP. But don't get me wrong I enjoy watching SCP Explained and if I do get caught in which I will eventually because this is the SCP after all, it would have been fun while it lasted.

  • @basegrid461
    @basegrid461 2 года назад +20

    You know personally if my universe was one where the foundation exists. I'd pick the anomalous ability of anomaly cancellation or at least weakening anomalies. I feel it would be a good passive defense you never know when one day you'll bump into one.
    Plus big bonus your ability doesn't stick out so capture would be unlikely as it be easier to hide my ability. Also even if I was discovered and captured I imagine my ability useful. So my clarification will likely stay a nice safe class or thaumiel should I get lucky enough to strike a deal for more relative freedoms. I hear their is a task force just right for such anomalies.

    • @sliestwheel
      @sliestwheel 2 года назад +1

      this is somewhat roughly my idea but combine it with reality bending abilities meaning I can effectively cancel out anomalous abilities of various SCPs. The reasoning behind this is some of the SCPs in containment actually hate their anomalous powers like SCP-2662 where the secondary effect they have is the spontaneous generation of religious followings/cults that break in and do sacrifices and horrendous stuff, I would nullify that unfortunate effect meaning 2662 can relax without having a cult show up and perform a blood sacrifice. Also nullifying the antimemetic properties of SCP-055 just so I can get an accurate description of it.

    • @basegrid461
      @basegrid461 2 года назад

      @@sliestwheel interesting didn't realize someone already had a simpler idea. I do enjoy the idea like your body has a baseline reality within an area around you. Reality wanting to shift to match that baseline. Though personally I'd like to avoid having the draw back of being unable to see the world outside of a certain nominal view. But ya agreed it be a cool ability.

    • @REDACTED64846
      @REDACTED64846 2 года назад

      If I lived in that universe, I'd like to stay on my moon. Not because of the anomalies, but because I fear they'd hunt me. Although, while I'm safe I might as well make some adjustments so I'm better prepared, just in case they do find me.

  • @thebigtoad
    @thebigtoad 2 года назад +3

    honestly having scp-999's ability to calm anyone would be amazing and scp-682's regenerative abilities would be (possibly not given the foundation's history) fun
    if not those then some kind of memetic ability to call animals to my location, though not in control (think like calling a dog)

  • @darianleyer5777
    @darianleyer5777 2 года назад +17

    I'm not sure yet. It'll have to look at the Wikidot. However, it includes the ability to selectively be a Reality Warper/Anchor and the ability to pull people from The Backrooms (Capitalization Required) into SCP-3008. After all, that dang IKEA would be a walk in the park compared to, say, Level 5 or Th3 Sh4dy Gr3y.
    While not an ability a SCP has, I would like the ability to, at will,l transfer my consciousness to and from pocket dimension where the only constraints are A) The circumference cannot exceed the radius of the observable universe, B) Any amount of time in the pocket dimension equals no time outside of it and vice versa, C) A control center must be present physically, D) I can neither delete myself nor cross my own timeline, E) I will retain memories of being in the pocket dimension while outside of it and vice versa, and F) I cannot lower the Hume level below an amount equal to the halfway point between baseline reality and the area Dr. Scranton discovered which is documented as SCP-3001.
    Long list, I know, but I would essentially be a Type Over-black or Type Prismatic in terms of Aspect Radiation while in there. Though if there's another way in, I suspect that it involves Iris using the Desire Camera.

  • @nightigal
    @nightigal 2 года назад +14

    I would like to be a living reality anchor that just being in an area with a low Hume field helps stabilize it. Whether I would use this ability to help capture reality bending entities/objects or play an active role in containment would likely depend on where I'd be most useful. Personally if most reality benders are half as nice as 343 or the Witch Child I'd like to work in containment. We could all use a friend.

  • @novacorponline
    @novacorponline 2 года назад +38

    "What would you do if you had powers?"
    ...I guess I would sit in a humanoid containment cell in site 19 doing nothing all day.

    • @tobas6129
      @tobas6129 Год назад

      "hey jeremy hows SCP-[Redacted]?"
      "Subject appears to be standing alone in their containment chamber as they only seem to want to move around to grab everyday items such as food and water. Wants are no longer needed for the subject as it appears it doesnt want. but it only needs."
      late as hell but i redacted the scp number because i couldnt find your "About" page so i could just put in the date of when you joined yt

    • @aimchik
      @aimchik 10 месяцев назад

      Anti-meme, got you.

    • @tobas6129
      @tobas6129 10 месяцев назад

      “Dr @@aimchik Seems to have understood SCP-055. Where he… uhh. What am I talking about? 055? Wdym?”

    • @aimchik
      @aimchik 10 месяцев назад

      @tobas6129 , don't mind about it. You're gonna forget this talk anyway.

  • @MrsSheep-oq4pi
    @MrsSheep-oq4pi 2 года назад +80

    I'd honestly have 999's power. Then I'll be the best therapist in the world

    • @Dave_of_Mordor
      @Dave_of_Mordor 2 года назад +4

      and a multibillionaire

    • @SUPERTALETV
      @SUPERTALETV 2 года назад +2

      @@Dave_of_Mordor need to be a therapist for 10 years for that one

    • @earthcoloredeyes5043
      @earthcoloredeyes5043 2 года назад +1

      Lol no those people are nuts and I’m talking about the therapists.

  • @thelivingglitch1371
    @thelivingglitch1371 2 года назад +4

    10:56 I feel like she might like you back, but it depends on your choice and how you act.
    GOOD CHOICE: Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club). She wanted to be real anyways, and she seems chill and nice. As long as you treat her well in return, she could be able to love you back.
    BAD CHOICE: Most characters from Touhou Project. At best, they’d want nothing to do with you, and at worst they’d kill you. Most of them are Youkai and other fantastic beasts, after all.
    GOOD CHOICE: Tari (SMG4/Meta Runner). She seems like a nice person if you’re willing to be nice to her back. She’s a bit shy at first, though, so you’ll have to work on that. Plus; gamer girl. Bonus points there.
    BAD CHOICE: Bowsette. Remember that she’s still essentially Bowser except gender-bent. It may be possible to get on her good side if you’re assertive enough, but she does have a temper and will cause damage in some way. Not worth the clean-up if you aren’t super committed.
    OCs are a mixed bag entirely and fully depend on the character.
    I feel like James could pull it off in theory, but he better have thought things through for both Waifu of choice and willingness to commit. It has similar rules and obstacles similar to normal IRL dating, and there on wrong choices for Waifu picks. Let’s hope Janes thought it through properly.

  • @jamesanderson7387
    @jamesanderson7387 Год назад +2

    The ability to pull anything out of pictures or the ability to change others appearances

  • @valefor_0038
    @valefor_0038 2 года назад +12

    I’d probably want the abilities of the bear with a heart of patchwork, the gift from dad, and the tickle monster just mainly just to help those who have bad days or difficulties, everyone needs help sometimes and it’d be nice to help those I care about and to let them know someone really cares for them

    • @Fido-vm9zi
      @Fido-vm9zi 2 года назад

      I like your thinking.

  • @digimaster5558
    @digimaster5558 2 года назад +7

    I'd love 096's abilities, not the flying into a murderous rage whenever someone sees my face part, but everything else. It'd just be fun busting through walls like the Koolaid Man, and that's all I'd do, especially just to troll the Foundation while in containment.

    • @A_ship
      @A_ship 2 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @ErevanDB
      @ErevanDB 2 года назад

      Don't forget to scream OH YEAH
      05-pi

  • @JetstreamSam379
    @JetstreamSam379 Год назад +2

    The ability to nulify anomalous mental effects, just so I can figure out what 055 is. Im curious.
    I'd also become the ultimate Anti-Incognito hazard, and could get a job at the foundation. Even if im technically "In containment" kinda like Dr Bright, I may not be able to technically leave, but they definitley need me. Just think of the cross tests!

  • @Metalchemist2
    @Metalchemist2 2 года назад +13

    I'd ask to be Mr. Deeds assistant. He's got a versatile set of abilities and knowledge that crosses into the anomalous. He also has Dr. Brights immortality without the terrible detriments such as having to be conscious the entire time.

  • @shadowarchivist2382
    @shadowarchivist2382 2 года назад +26

    I would like the powers of SCP - 262, A Coat of Many Arms. The ability to summon any number of a variety of limbs would be rather helpful. I tend to multi-task often and this power would be a time-saver.

    • @fireprober8945
      @fireprober8945 2 года назад +3

      The ability to flip people off no matter what

    • @Bee__Nova
      @Bee__Nova 2 года назад

      I wish the human race did have 2 pairs of arm. It would be super cool.

    • @Gamer-oj3zn
      @Gamer-oj3zn 2 года назад +1

      @@Bee__Nova though it would be kinda freaky

  • @undeadreborn4867
    @undeadreborn4867 2 года назад +1

    if I could have any abilities I want, I'd take 682 adaptability and regenerative power, 106 poket dimension, and the power to apply dr. klef's anomalies affect to others as long as whatever anomais affect is applied to them prior to my application is transferred to some other living thing, for example 173's neck snap is undone and the victim is revived but something like a field mouse has to die in there place, I would be the savior during the scp 001 when day breaks event as long as I wasn't caught outside.
    I could even make Cassidy real by causing her own anomalies affect to be applied to someone else that wants to take her place or just a random rabit.

  • @thelivingglitch1371
    @thelivingglitch1371 2 года назад +23

    I still believe shapeshifting without limits is the best kind of superpower available, and I want it. Some SCPs that I can think of with shapeshifting are 953 and 2006, but I wonder if there’s any more?

    • @heptagramm
      @heptagramm 2 года назад +2

      Well actually I wonder if you get too hurt in a more powerful form like in a 096 form how would you look like in a weaker form.. like you got 9000 bullets in your chest as a 096 then turn into a 131 then what happends?

    • @thelivingglitch1371
      @thelivingglitch1371 2 года назад +2

      @@heptagramm I feel like the damage would scale depending on the form. So if I turned into an Eye Pod soon after, I’d look like I took a serious beating.
      All pain/injuries would be percentage-based.

    • @RavenGamingOverLord
      @RavenGamingOverLord 2 года назад

      Yeah I like that power. Sounds pretty nice

    • @RavenGamingOverLord
      @RavenGamingOverLord 2 года назад

      @@thelivingglitch1371 I would want power to shapeshifting into anything. It would be nice

    • @JamesFreedmanIsVeryCool
      @JamesFreedmanIsVeryCool 2 года назад

      ok but what about 343, literally reality warping without limits

  • @mattlinthicum4207
    @mattlinthicum4207 2 года назад +10

    I'd flat out would love to be more of like a "Reluctant Dimenion Hopper" like ability but I can travel anwhere I want at my whim. I would LOVE to be able to just go to Tokyo on an instantaneous whim without all that passport and booking a flight and other nonsense.

  • @joshwhite2660
    @joshwhite2660 2 года назад +4

    If I were to have any anomalous abilities I would want to have the old mans ability to create a pocket dimension that I control completely.

  • @paradox_vtuber6861
    @paradox_vtuber6861 2 года назад +11

    I’d want the adaptability of 682, controlled dimension hopping, and positivity powers of 999

  • @commandershepard6241
    @commandershepard6241 2 года назад +17

    I'd have the powers of every anomaly while being able to perfectly and effortlessly control all of them with no side effects to me or anyone else if I don't want it to happen. I could literally do whatever I want for as long as I want and when I decide I've lived enough, then I'll just instantly die with no pain at all, removing all those powers from existence so they won't end up being a threat.

    • @mishagaming1075
      @mishagaming1075 2 года назад +2

      sounds too op and boring for a video of this format.

    • @Homestuckfan413
      @Homestuckfan413 2 года назад

      So become god?

    • @commandershepard6241
      @commandershepard6241 2 года назад

      @@mishagaming1075 I never said "make a video out of this specific scenario", I couldn't care less if they don't make a video out of my comment or if it's too op and boring.
      There are many ways to make an OP character have a fun and interesting story, look at One Punch Man.
      You know what is boring? Anomalies that will outright kill you because of reasons.
      99% of them are: ultra super mega hyper mysterious anomalies that nobody can understand and are super duper deadly because they can and that's it because MyStErY + dEaDlY = interesting and fun story which never gets old at all, because there are not enough anomalies that do just that, right? RIGHT? We've never seen such a combination before!
      Especially when you never get a real explanation other than "we don't know anything" just because they can't come up with an interesting way of explaining their origins.
      The other 1% are either strange, peaceful or even friendly anomalies with interesting stories that don't rely on "Hehe im deadly and mysterious, I'm so super original lore-wise"

  • @kitemaywilder1792
    @kitemaywilder1792 Год назад +3

    for me mrs. js ability would be epic, knows basically everything, and super good at teaching others what she knows. also shocked the scp foundation didn't think to have her teach them how to contain some bad SCPs. or any of the other hyper intelligent friendly SCPs for that matter

  • @Game_Source
    @Game_Source 2 года назад +11

    "The gayest man alive."
    LOL!
    I'm sorry, I just wasn't expecting that.

  • @vermillionabyss9884
    @vermillionabyss9884 2 года назад +5

    Being a reality bender could be very fun, I would probably use it to give myself some pokemon, maybe shapeshift and could even give myself other effects like the adaptation of 682 with the power scaling of 4715 when fighting is around and the ability of 999 to cure anyone I meet of anxiety and depression

  • @Weaponized_massacre
    @Weaponized_massacre Год назад +2

    if i able to choose ability, i will probably will choose ability that scp 079 and scp 895 have because it will be a good fun combination

  • @gracequach6769
    @gracequach6769 2 года назад +19

    As an aspiring author who crawled into a fantasy rabbit hole half a decade ago and has no intentions of crawling out, I'd like the abilities of SCP 1230

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 2 года назад +40

    "I want to become a reality bender so I can make my waifu real."
    A truly noble goal.

    • @RavenGamingOverLord
      @RavenGamingOverLord 2 года назад +4

      Sounds good. That would be interesting

    • @goldengamerex9611
      @goldengamerex9611 2 года назад +6

      Its also turnd into r/murderbywords

    • @nightmarerex2035
      @nightmarerex2035 2 года назад +1

      my waifu is reality bender so now that woudl be two extra reality benders.

    • @RavenGamingOverLord
      @RavenGamingOverLord 2 года назад +1

      I would like to have power shapeshift i think it would be nice. I'm sure you can guess why I wanted it

    • @ace5566
      @ace5566 Год назад +1

      Reminds me of what happened when DDLC is placed inside SCP-914 on the setting of very fine.

  • @flowerwaifu
    @flowerwaifu 2 года назад +1

    I’d love an ability of a fully-fledged 999 but not the positive feelings thing, just the part where everyone/everything likes me too much to want to kill me. Like, I saw shy guy’s face? Totally chill, he ain’t doing anything. The old man escaped? We’re having tea with the plague doctor, 682, and the young girl :)
    After watching the whole video, I understand why the SCP foundation isn’t letting normal civilians know about even the most beneficial SCP

  • @cragadon
    @cragadon 2 года назад +18

    If I were an SCP I would want Telekinesis similar to that of Ebony Maw.

  • @elisibethjames7488
    @elisibethjames7488 2 года назад +10

    Dang, y’all want those? I’d go for a resistance to memetics and info/cognitohazardous materials, paired with either accelerated healing or the ability to track down things if I know what they are specifically
    (If you can’t tell, I’m a curious person who loses their things a lot)

    • @elisibethjames7488
      @elisibethjames7488 2 года назад +1

      I want to stare directly at the antimeme and forget what it looks like on my own terms
      I wanna not be a toaster
      Or have a breakdown because a tree isn’t screaming
      But most of all, I just want to know where my keys keep running off to whenever I need them

  • @bigjalapeno7061
    @bigjalapeno7061 2 года назад +4

    After doing some more thinking, I think I'd like to have the knowledge and teaching ability of SCP-5094 and SCP-999's ability to make everyone happy

  • @alexandremiseraph9946
    @alexandremiseraph9946 2 года назад +5

    I'd love to have a power that could nullify the triggers and abilities of SCPs, similar to 148 or the 36 proposal of SCP-001. I don't think it'd be able to fully bring 682's strength down to a regular croc or alligator level, but at least his regeneration and adaptation could be locked down. And maybe I'd be able to look at 096 in the eye and give him a smile. Would really be useful in containment breaches, as well.

    • @Gamer-oj3zn
      @Gamer-oj3zn 2 года назад +1

      Interesting idea,except your probably gonna get kidnapped by the scp foundation for as many experminets that you don’t understand what’s a potatos anymore

    • @alexandremiseraph9946
      @alexandremiseraph9946 2 года назад

      @@Gamer-oj3zn Well, the SCP strives to be cold, not cruel. So I doubt that the experiments would be that bad.

  • @TM-rl1ns
    @TM-rl1ns 2 года назад +15

    I would want the ability to generate or manifest food or drinks at will, similar to SCP-458: The Never Ending Pizza Box, and SCP-3008: Infinite Ikea's food court. Of course it would be actual food and without the gross terrifying downside that SCP-5962 One Night at McDonalds has, it would be real food that people should be enjoying rather than avoiding.

  • @AFancyDuck
    @AFancyDuck Год назад +7

    I would want the power of the clockworks, and then I could just enter very fine mode and touch my computer and pc and stuff like 50 times or something. Also immortality and the ability to summon any kind of food I want. Also the power of Every SCP without all the downsides and so that they can be toggled whenever I want. To Modify other SCP's other powers, and help them or upgrade them.
    Run while you still have legs SCP Foundation.

  • @a.q.2330
    @a.q.2330 2 года назад +9

    Imagine having 1033 RU (uses your blood to protect from damage) and the effects of 006 (includes faster blood regeneration). Not the most overpowered combo but you could definitely tank some damage.

  • @SpideySpectra
    @SpideySpectra 2 года назад +27

    I would enjoy a more memetic version of SCP 096's power, Mrs. J's ability to teach myself any skill, and a slightly more toned down version of SCP 682's regenerative ability

    • @skylander5884
      @skylander5884 2 года назад +1

      Why toned down?

    • @SpideySpectra
      @SpideySpectra 2 года назад +2

      To give people hunting me a sliver of hope

    • @elirchi9214
      @elirchi9214 2 года назад +1

      @@SpideySpectra Yeah, giving your enemies a fair fight might be a bit, fair.

    • @Cane4092
      @Cane4092 2 года назад

      You didn’t need 682’s ability 096 already regenerates as long as his bones are intact

    • @SpideySpectra
      @SpideySpectra 2 года назад +1

      @@Cane4092 "as long as his bones are in tact" that's why I would like 682's ability

  • @reyhancakc240
    @reyhancakc240 2 года назад +1

    (0:46) I'd really like to have 106's abilities,but for good cause and not cruelty. I'd erase the corrosive touch of his,and make it somewhat similar to 999. All the abilities of 106 would changed with 999's mind. The number of this SCP would be "SCP 601 - Reverse Old Man"

  • @MeloraCarabas
    @MeloraCarabas 2 года назад +39

    This convinced me I want to join the army of teachers like Miss-J.
    Let's all make the world smarter and better.

    • @Level_1_student
      @Level_1_student 2 года назад +2

      Actually a very good idea, would love to teach young and old about anything in a funny way or help them with emotional problems.

  • @ciape7547
    @ciape7547 2 года назад +7

    I, like most people here, would want incredibly powerful reality warping abilities.
    I would use these abilities to explore space and see alien lifeforms, and each one I find interesting I would keep in a planet that i have made specifically for these creatures, and maybe even create some of my own alien species (maybe intelligent) and see how they grow.

  • @disc1142
    @disc1142 2 года назад +1

    I’d like a combination of SCP-650 and SCP-999 so when nobody looks i can make everyone happy

  • @gamingcrunch380
    @gamingcrunch380 2 года назад +7

    I would want the ability to manipulate probability. Ever worry about dying? Not anymore. Literally everything and anything you wish would become reality at a mere thought.
    But in terms of SCP's, I would simply like a phone with 1471

  • @dysfunctionaldragonborn
    @dysfunctionaldragonborn 2 года назад +7

    I’d want to go into a murderous rage state whenever someone sees my face

  • @user-ps2sg8qr2k
    @user-ps2sg8qr2k 2 года назад +4

    16:00 imagine a Korean kitsune broke to your home give your free pizza/give you new organ 😂

  • @Agent_Pear
    @Agent_Pear 2 года назад +12

    Id want magical powers. Elemental powers and the like. Sprinkle in some teleportation and esper abilities too

  • @notzombie3703
    @notzombie3703 2 года назад +3

    10:49 she REALLY did not like those fries

  • @cyborgcatrj6794
    @cyborgcatrj6794 2 года назад +3

    For me I’d want to be a combination of 423, the self-inserting character, and 1230, a hero is born. I can just be a living character in a dream that spreads between hosts. I’d mold dreams into the same sort of fantasy/ adventure stories, but I would also exist within the dream as a friend or a helpful background character, maybe even the villain if I’m in the mood for it. I imagine the foundation could just contain me in the dreams of D-Class and Researchers, I wouldn’t really mind. God-like power in a world with little to no consequences, and I still get to meet new people from time to time.

    • @SeventyTinyWyverns
      @SeventyTinyWyverns 2 года назад

      I'd want to be able to pop out of the dream sometimes, with a full memory of it, and just turn it into an actual book.

  • @tmanknoll9702
    @tmanknoll9702 2 года назад +14

    I always found the reality warping abilities would be wise to choose, though if i had to be more specific, i would choose total control over time dilation.
    With it, nearly any other anomalous ability would be possible to effectively recreate without any of the downsides that physics would impose on most abilities when done directly.

  • @DuckWaddles07
    @DuckWaddles07 2 года назад +23

    “Just because she’s real doesn’t mean she’ll want you back” Well if I’m a reality bender wouldn’t I technically be able to *make* her want me back?

    • @matthewartz1664
      @matthewartz1664 Год назад

      Guessing that you've never seen Bruce Almighty...

  • @michaelmartinez-nw9rb
    @michaelmartinez-nw9rb 2 месяца назад +1

    A combination of able,lizzy,the old man,the gate guardian and dr.bright

  • @Solesteam
    @Solesteam 2 года назад +7

    Is there an anomaly that can initiate the powers or capabilities of other anomalies?
    If so, I want that.

  • @hyperlr
    @hyperlr 2 года назад +4

    Honestly I would probably want a combination of Song of genesis and either the curative powers of scp-500 or the happy powers of 999
    Transforming people into happier or healthier people with music just kinda bringing life to all people / things around me (plants and animals included(

  • @josephdavison4189
    @josephdavison4189 2 года назад +1

    “Committing murder is not cool” -scp explained 2022

  • @johnswallow3710
    @johnswallow3710 2 года назад +23

    What power would you all like my peeps? I'd take the ability to absorb people's skills knowledge and practical experience by touch

    • @donaddams8825
      @donaddams8825 2 года назад +3

      I'd love to have teleportation, especially.

    • @heptagramm
      @heptagramm 2 года назад +4

      I'd love to have a multiversial pocket dimension where every other me from other universes could enter. We would problably invade a lot of earths

    • @donaddams8825
      @donaddams8825 2 года назад

      @@heptagramm you could even Have it so you both can replace each other for a few days, if you want.

    • @FieldOfHats3
      @FieldOfHats3 2 года назад +3

      I would turn people, slowly, into furries over a long and painful process

    • @embryjirak3426
      @embryjirak3426 2 года назад

      I want 5991… you know what? Don’t ask.

  • @tonyhakston536
    @tonyhakston536 2 года назад +13

    I think I’d go with 343. Reality warping with a possible memetic effect that passively makes everyone happier from interacting with me? What’s not to want.

    • @yoghurtmaster1688
      @yoghurtmaster1688 2 года назад +1

      Pretty sure you as a reality warper can do anything by default so idk why you would need a memetic effect

    • @nowanimportant8887
      @nowanimportant8887 2 года назад

      @@yoghurtmaster1688 Not really. Reality warpers sometimes aren't all powerful or all knowing. They're still imperfect. Sometimes, they even have weaknesses. Only an omnipotent being can truly do anything they want without worry.

    • @yoghurtmaster1688
      @yoghurtmaster1688 2 года назад

      @@nowanimportant8887 high end reality warper like 343 are basically gods so yea even tho debatably not perfect at least its powerful

    • @nowanimportant8887
      @nowanimportant8887 2 года назад

      @@yoghurtmaster1688 True, but it also depends on the user's own competence with the power. Unless the user somehow intuitively knows how to use their power, it might end up killing them on accident or they simply won't even be able to use it at all.

  • @scoutosaurus3473
    @scoutosaurus3473 2 года назад +1

    Scp-953’s powers mind-altering and shapeshifting abilities so I can turn into anything and also convince anyone of anything.

  • @thunderstudent
    @thunderstudent 2 года назад +7

    I’ll be honest: I want the combined powers of TEN 343s.

  • @chummycharmander962
    @chummycharmander962 2 года назад +6

    I'd want the ability to make sharp weaponry out of thin air like SCP: Able, and the super regeneration of SCP: Heart to Kill Lizard

    • @Mr.AmazonBox
      @Mr.AmazonBox 2 года назад

      The Heart to kill lizard XD

    • @Quid0pher
      @Quid0pher 2 года назад

      Heart to Kill Lizard I CANT 😂🤣

    • @chummycharmander962
      @chummycharmander962 2 года назад

      @@Quid0pher I honestly didn't know what else to call it, I was also laughing when I typed that

  • @Shadowlord-xn5cv
    @Shadowlord-xn5cv 2 года назад +1

    I’d want to be the scarlet king + 343 + being able to hypnotise people + immortality + infinite wishes.

  • @coolguy5133
    @coolguy5133 2 года назад +16

    I would love the anomalous reality warping ability and use it to make catgirls real, and to cause a K-Class Dominance Shift scenario. Humanity will bow down to its catgirl overlords!

    • @projectkepleren
      @projectkepleren 2 года назад +5

      how will the catgirl reproduce if they're all female

    • @ultimapower6950
      @ultimapower6950 2 года назад +2

      Their immortal

    • @xanethefishyboi412
      @xanethefishyboi412 2 года назад +3

      @@projectkepleren reproduce by spores

    • @horny_emoji
      @horny_emoji 2 года назад +1

      @@xanethefishyboi412 or there are some ways i can tell you.

    • @xanethefishyboi412
      @xanethefishyboi412 2 года назад

      @@horny_emoji I’m scared to hear them, but sure.

  • @VixxyFoxxy
    @VixxyFoxxy 2 года назад +4

    Yes, I agree 100% with the gender-swapping ability. Plus if I could also use it on others…. Let’s just say it’d be an end to all gender-reveal parties.

    • @Psusanoo
      @Psusanoo 2 года назад

      But not painful like 113, right? I would want it to be akin to reality warping.

    • @dibershai6009
      @dibershai6009 2 года назад

      The raptor on your profile pic is inaccurate.

  • @Therevengeforget
    @Therevengeforget 2 года назад

    Here's a perfect triple treat for all of you:
    -914's ability to upgrade/downgrade anything I want
    -294's ability to dispense any drink from my sleeves
    -Clockwork Virus'es mechanized body, with mind being same... ok, this one is _slight bit_ bias, because... _I dunno why, but I just want to become Metal Sonic,_ and being already a sort-of robot can help exponentially in comitting to that dream. But for real, if I had to give actual 3rd nice power, SCP-261's snacks and other pan-dimensional drinks. If allowed four, I pick 914, 294, 261, and 217. If 3 max, yeet the pandimensional vending machine.

  • @basegrid461
    @basegrid461 2 года назад +11

    If my universe isn't one where the foundation exist, then I go with earthbending. As it's a good ability, and get more useful the more you know and the more creative you can be with it.

    • @Naenae-vj4qp
      @Naenae-vj4qp 2 года назад +2

      Avatar reference

    • @skylander5884
      @skylander5884 2 года назад +1

      You could literally make your own country if you wanted or become a rich man by finding gems since we know they can bend crystal