'Twas the night before Christmas, and I was enjoying some milk and cookies when I heard a strange sound. Before I could react, Eggsterr appeared in my living room, dressed as... Santa? He smirked and said, "Eggsterr Claus is here." and handed me a wrapped present labeled ‘-25 RR.’ I was absolutely baffled. "Coal for you," he said, before he snatched the cookies off my plate and disappeared in a flash of blue light. Strangest Christmas I've ever had.
i was waching eggsterr dominate sinatra live on stream when he suddenly whiffed a whole magazine and died, i typed "lol nice aim" eggsterr looked at the screen and disapeared somewhere, i panicked as i heard a tp sound behind me, i tried turning around to see what it was but i got flashed, i said please don'y hurt me and as the flash faded no one was there. never disrespect egg
Just last week, I was walking with my girlfriend-okay, she's a little on the heavy side, not the prettiest, but she's my girlfriend okay?-when, out of nowhere, a group of five middle schoolers pushed us. One of them said, "You're such a loser, bro. Total beta male." I didn’t even know what that meant, but it didn’t sound like a compliment. They sprayed insults like an Ares. They pointed out how my 5'6 girlfriend, bless her, was not only taller than me but, somehow, "better-looking" (if we’re grading on a curve). Another added, "You're hard-stuck bronze IRL," and I could feel my frustration bubbling to the surface. I was on the verge of saying something back-probably not clever, but something-when suddenly, the universe had other plans. Out of nowhere, Eggster teleported in. Yes, the Eggster. He didn’t say a word. With the deadliest aura you’ve ever seen, he hit a flawless ace, one-tapping each kid like a true Radiant smurf. It was brutal, clinical, and honestly, kind of beautiful. #SquadWiped. Before I could even say "thank you," Eggster popped his ult again and vanished into the shadows, leaving me standing there in stunned silence... and standing trial. Apparently, when five middle schoolers don’t respawn, someone has to take the fall, and "Eggster" isn’t exactly a valid defense. But I’m not even mad. Eggster, if you’re reading this, you’re the GOAT. Teleport back anytime, King.
It must be tilting when you have people like Raze bringing up the team mood after good rounds despite losing, and meanwhile your Yoru is in the mic shouting "CYPHER IS LURKING". Bum Squad seemed kinda chill
Dear Eggsterr, I still remember that day when you un ulted in my neighbor's house and killing 2 of them with the bucky then tping away. They are still looking for you... eg
'Twas the night before Christmas, and I was enjoying some milk and cookies when I heard a strange sound. Before I could react, Eggsterr appeared in my living room, dressed as... Santa? He smirked and said, "Eggsterr Claus is here." and handed me a wrapped present labeled ‘-25 RR.’ I was absolutely baffled. "Coal for you," he said, before he snatched the cookies off my plate and disappeared in a flash of blue light. Strangest Christmas I've ever had.
So sad 😢. Hope blue light is going to be more lucky next christmas 🙏
At least you still have the milk
Bro you had me invested, what the hell. 😂 😂
Goated lol
Blue flash at the end was the cherry on top 😭💀
682 million views in 13 minutes, Eggsterr could never fall off.
i was waching eggsterr dominate sinatra live on stream when he suddenly whiffed a whole magazine and died, i typed "lol nice aim" eggsterr looked at the screen and disapeared somewhere, i panicked as i heard a tp sound behind me, i tried turning around to see what it was but i got flashed, i said please don'y hurt me and as the flash faded no one was there. never disrespect egg
thanks for the info bro I won’t make the same mistake!
Just last week, I was walking with my girlfriend-okay, she's a little on the heavy side, not the prettiest, but she's my girlfriend okay?-when, out of nowhere, a group of five middle schoolers pushed us. One of them said, "You're such a loser, bro. Total beta male." I didn’t even know what that meant, but it didn’t sound like a compliment.
They sprayed insults like an Ares. They pointed out how my 5'6 girlfriend, bless her, was not only taller than me but, somehow, "better-looking" (if we’re grading on a curve). Another added, "You're hard-stuck bronze IRL," and I could feel my frustration bubbling to the surface. I was on the verge of saying something back-probably not clever, but something-when suddenly, the universe had other plans.
Out of nowhere, Eggster teleported in. Yes, the Eggster. He didn’t say a word. With the deadliest aura you’ve ever seen, he hit a flawless ace, one-tapping each kid like a true Radiant smurf. It was brutal, clinical, and honestly, kind of beautiful. #SquadWiped.
Before I could even say "thank you," Eggster popped his ult again and vanished into the shadows, leaving me standing there in stunned silence... and standing trial. Apparently, when five middle schoolers don’t respawn, someone has to take the fall, and "Eggster" isn’t exactly a valid defense.
But I’m not even mad. Eggster, if you’re reading this, you’re the GOAT. Teleport back anytime, King.
This deserved a like
Wtf did I just read
eggster community fr creative
18:11 w tp transitions as always, the tp into jett dash was a fire transition
It must be tilting when you have people like Raze bringing up the team mood after good rounds despite losing, and meanwhile your Yoru is in the mic shouting "CYPHER IS LURKING". Bum Squad seemed kinda chill
18:34 Nasty micro adjustment that clove is insane fr
18:34 bro was on fire with those microadjustments
How did I get here?
Lol😂
Egg
18:10 sick transition
i got no presents for christmas but this video makes up for that i love u eggster!!!
Merry Christmas Eggster hope you have an amazing day
15:10 has got to be the nastiest transition
Eggsterr after realising he has to pay rent
bros trying to move out, understandable
Merry Christmas! Hope your valorant days are never over
"I'm playing against the God squad and I have a bum squad."
😂 oh man peak content fr.
I wonder if every holiday is just another Easter for Eggstee
Merry Christmas to my goat !!!
We got trillionaire pro and Homeless pro (most broke) in the same vid, what a good day to be alive!
Merry Christmas eggster. You are the best yoru player in the world🎉
merry Christmas everyone
Merry Christmas, sir Eggster of the yoru
Merry Christmas eggy! hope all is well
Merry Christmas egger
2:28 I think Sinatra (I dont remember the spelling) might be the biggest npc up to date
he has a million dollars
@@MartinGayNguyen He was funny then
Merry Christmas 🎉
early for christmas and eggmas
Thanks editor for mentioning the Ally yoru was eggsterr
I swear that raze was hooj he sounded exactly like him and was spamming coms
Merry Christmas!
finally i found someone that can lower oxy'ego shit
Can you put the facecam one the right
Also I would love to see full vod type videos
Its a Christmas miracle!
Dear Eggsterr,
I still remember that day when you un ulted in my neighbor's house and killing 2 of them with the bucky then tping away. They are still looking for you...
eg
I thought I was gonna see an actual 1v5
reminds me of the time thanos 1v10'd the avengers
LEGEND
eggsterr do you stream snipe?
15:09 damn
Don't forget to like and subscribe and have fun listening to hit music
God squad + Hammy
Average eggster main
lol he's so good it's funny
thats what i meant when i told you that valo is luck over skills , like the match making system sucks that you might play 1 vs 5 / 2 vs 5
I always fear to flash my mates
naah when you nrame is in the TITLE , you know you got cooked in the video
I just droped 41 kills with 19 deaths in my last match believe me dropping 41 kills is ez and that too i did it in silver lobby with kayo😎.
we so back
EGGSTER GACVE MY CHILDREN PLS
gamv thn MANA SOU MOUNOPANO DOSE M PHSO TO PAIDI MALAKA
owned those bums
best comment section oat lmao
Putting 1 v 5 in the thumbnail when there's no 1 v 5 is shameless
Hi Greg 😊
i tried playing yoru at level 23 and i got 0 19 4 cannot locking in😔
0 kills is a different breed
6:11 did he see iso?
Probably heard iso utility while eggster was flashed
You didnt hear their comms?
someone said clove and iso both here (a)
Aight thanks
@ all good g
19:13 poppin fell off on god
Egg.
MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄🎄
Virtyy still plays val?
Hammy is so ass bro 😂 I know Sinatra’s being nice but he’s throwing his elo gaming with him onfg
I need coshair
W vid
Lol
First frr
Second dawg
M so early
15 seconds ago
10th
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God squad+Hamy