Posthumous marriage-that is, nuptials in which one or both members of the couple are dead-is an established practice in China, Japan, Sudan, France, and even the United States, among members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.
For the snake or spider, my brother invited me to his house and he had to clean his snake cage. So he just handed me his snake. And by handed me it, he just plopped him right on my shoulders and started cleaning. Dude wrapped around my neck, cuddled up and went to sleep. I would absolutely prefer a snake over a spider. Snakes are pretty chill
Well, there's à solution for both hunger and climate crisis: reduce the number of mouths requiring food would reduce the pollution, thus solving the climate crisis in the same time.
@@goldenwarrior1186 not forcibly, simply reduce the population growth in the most populated areas then place population growth limite, the the problem goes on auto resolve
5:58 Either are safe option but i think it's the bees that would most likely attack you when they feel threatened and will swarm you, unlike spiders, if they feel threatened they would rather go into their defensive stance and try to back away as possible.
6:29 the only reason you absolutely SHOULD pick be bulletproof is because it only says you survive the falls not that they wouldnt hurt you in any way shape or form
6:22 As an American, I can guarantee that everyone who voted to be Bulletproof is an American. As much as we joke about guns, it’s truly upsetting how often public shootings are. It may not be that beneficial to most, but to an American it’s a literal life-saver.
Not to mention the fact that because the “A” in “be able to survive a fall from any height” which is singular it implies that it only works once. Where as the wording of option 2 “be bulletproof” suggests it’s permanent.
The bees vs spiders argument is an interesting one. Because neither would go out of their way to find you and attack you within 5 minutes. Bees would if they were pissed off but if they weren’t then yeah nah, and Spiders would be on the walls or ceiling just minding their own business. It’s only 5 minutes too
Bees vs Spiders, bees are chill if they don't see you as a threat. Spiders will fucking bite you to test the waters, or bite you because too many spiders are around. Bees all the way.
i've had at least two really fucked up dreams that ruined my entire week, so getting full control of my dreams is an absolute W to me. i get to lucid dream without sleep paralysis, and i get to avoid those horrendous dreams
here's the thing with the survive from any fall vs be bulletproof thing, for the 1st part, it says SURVIVE. It doesn't make you immune to fall damage, you still get hurt. That to me is alot more painful since you live but still have the negative effects. Being bulletproof negates gunshots. that was how i interpreted it. (this comment is not serious in any way, please dont flame my opinion in the comments .)
11:19 Aww hell nah, my mind is dirty. As soon as Glen says “Would you?” I thought he was about to follow it up with: “If you can control any animal, you could use any animal like a fleshlight and see which one’s are the best. I’m sorry Glen.😢
2:09 - Also and the show is now exploring this explicitly: everyone is infected, the 10% are just dying much much slower to the virus than the 90%. No one is immune, everyone will die eventually from it.
I think controlling a dream is great because you can live anyway you wanted for a little bit. You could fly or confront situations or just see fantastic things. Seeing dreams though I think would be like watching creepy AI videos. They're not as clear as we try to remember them to be and I think a lot of what we dream would creep us out consciously than when we're in those dreams. For my dreams I feel, taste and smell along with seeing things so it's a very in depth experience.
6:40 I would be bulletproof and just go to any war. Missiles are just giant high explosive bullets. Shrapnel is just a shattered buillet. Shells are just bigger bullets. Knifes are a sharp thin and hand held bullet.
Glen not liking the idea of controlling his dreams? I see he has never experienced the "Dragon Ball" dream.... being able to fly around and not experience that falling sensation...
I mean... Some spiders are super chill to be around with. Like this one spider in the garage at my job that I have conversations with when im bored cause i've worked alone for 10 year. Please dont show this to my therapist.
6:00 - Here's the deal: Very few spiders want to square up with humans ...all bees are in some way territorial, and bee allergies are fairly common. There's a solid chance the spiders just... leave you alone and aren't capable of killing you... the bees on the other hand....
6:22 A: Be able to survive falls from any height B: Be bulletproof Option A sounds good and all, but you only survive. Meaning you fall break all your bones and you become a vegetable, not to mention it will all hurt AF. Option B being bulletproof means you also can fall from exciting heights, survive and walk it off, because both your skin and bones are bulletproof. So basically you have exoskeleton and normal skeleton made of bulletproof material. Of course it may hurt, but you would be able to walk it off, and there is a limit of how high you can fall from.
the last one, I'm sort of a lucid dreamer, but it's weird because I can control myself in the dream but the setting, etc? that's all up to my subconscious. it'd be cooler to be able to see it afterwards for sure
When choosing between the amnesias, it's incorrect to assume you can't form new skills just because you can't form memories. Surprisingly, those are two separate functions
8:45 this is the single hardest "would you rather" I've ever seen... you can either live literally anywhere and be the best translator in existence, or, you can live literally anywhere and make incredible music with any and all instruments-- @Jacobcollier comes to mind. I'm also interpreting the voice as an instrument, so singing is included.
6:20 As an American, I'm less likely to die from falling then a bullet, hell, if your carefully, your more likely to die from a bullet then falling in general (except falling down the stairs, and getting pushed off).
Surviving a fall from any height doesn't imply that you are unaffected from the height which i feel like would open up scenarios where you survive but have broken bones or are unable to to move as a puddle but alive. Rather be bulletproof can be used deliberately to effect
11:46 being able to control electronics. Bank teller: I'm sorry sir we appeared to have had an error with are system, it's fixed now your total balance is 2 billion dollars.
11:01 I mean it isn't uncontrollably reading minds otherwise you would teleport randomly. Reading minds sucks in comparison to teleporting cause you could travel, not get stuck in traffic, buying groceries quickly without having to carry too much or go back, traveling to distant planets, etc.
It gets even better, it says anywhere that means even across dimensions or to places that would normally not exist but for you they do because you can teleport there.
Also teleporting anywhere is a very lucrative business, an instant delivery service, the amount you can charge as you are the only person who can do it. It can range from doing basic deliveries to government top secret kind of stuff, all would net you a load of money as well as you can go on holiday whenever and wherever you want.
For the "bulletproof where to survive fall" I would choose directly bulletproof, because "to survive"... you will come out alive from your fall, but surely not intact, you will break your legs or your spine forever.
there's actually a fair body of research that shows once you solve people's immediate survival and then economic problems, then they're ABLE to start thinking communally; so solving hunger would lead to more of the world's population caring about climate change, and the environment in general, in pretty short order.
10:15.... well fuck that's actually me. Like I eat the same meal everyday with very little variation on how things are cooked or spiced. And I never use social media beyond getting information on some group or event (usually emergency related)
Get away with any lie is great. You could rob a store and say a lie, saying that you didn't do it. Or You could use the lies about you forgot to complete work/homework (Or you could say you couldn't do that work) Or if you need to sleep more you can say you are feeling ill.🤣😈
im extremly allergic to bees. I even would pick spiders if they where the australian ones. I get panic attacks when i hear the summing of a bee, cause i nearly died (twice).
I've suffered with some pretty bad dreams in my life that have messed me up. being able to control them would be cool. though i have gotten used to the night mares. so either or it'd be cool.
I do want to say, as someone who can partially control my dreams, I would rather have full control. Even VR has nothing on a good dream; it can be a lot of fun.
11:48 I know I am evil when one of my thought was to glitch important facilities. Controlling electronics would allow me to trick countries into thinking a nuclear war is happening or o trip the natural disaster sensors. You control all information and the panic you could cause is oddly attractive.
Lucid dreaming can be interesting. At the same time, Sometimes I REALLY do, and other times I really DON'T want to know what caused me to wake up in a cold sweat with terror running through my entire body. The balance on that question likely comes down to 'what are your dreams like normally?'.
As a person with no sense of taste, do you know how weird it is to be addicted to sugar when you can barely taste it? It's like trying to get off a drug it's so weird man
Spiders will leave you alone and are easily avoidable. The bees will be moving about, and if one gets pissed and stings you, the others will as well. Not afraid of either, but I'm going with 50 spiders for 30 minutes over 50 bees for 5.
Honestly for 13:50, as someone who has way too many lucid dreams, this is a no brainer. oh and by the way, for the 50 spiders one, you already have about 200 in your fkin room in the walls so what's 50 more?
0:12 “Cuz im not married to her yet” Well, Ebbz can't marry a corpse. So, you bought yourself some time there, Kaif.
Posthumous marriage-that is, nuptials in which one or both members of the couple are dead-is an established practice in China, Japan, Sudan, France, and even the United States, among members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.
0:08 “most people are gonna go dumb and im also gonna go dumb”
“Cuz im not married to her yet”
There is a thin line between bravery and foolishness.
Well we know what happened if we dont hear from Kaif for a while 😂
I'm stuck on the "yet" part.
inb4 wedding postponed because ebbz broke the toilet at the reception /wedding hall.
@@king_mosabi why would she break the toilet what am i missing
@@nicreven Thats her thing, she breaks toilet seats from sitting on them. Its apparently happened several times.
@@nicreven Ebbz has broken several toilet seats at their house or previous house (i forget which one.)
Kaif went from "I think today is gonna be a nice day" to "I feel a domestic incoming after this is uploaded"
NOTED: So Kaif and Stan are afraid of Spiders.
And I think Sam is as well
@@mixednarwhal Imagine if Glen was also afraid of it, Rob would have a great time.
@mixednarwhal Sam is the most afraid out of all 3 of them iirc, a video shown a spider chasing Sam, and he was screaming his head off.
Stan is a known arachnophobic because for a long time
Write that down in the wiki of weaknesses
For the snake or spider, my brother invited me to his house and he had to clean his snake cage. So he just handed me his snake. And by handed me it, he just plopped him right on my shoulders and started cleaning. Dude wrapped around my neck, cuddled up and went to sleep. I would absolutely prefer a snake over a spider. Snakes are pretty chill
Well, the non-venomous ones are anyway.
the danger noodles are very calm noodles
Teleporting would be great, because you'd never be locked in your own offices by the people downstairs with the only key
or locked in your bathroom
they try to prank you, but forget that walls do not apply to you
love how kaif approaches almost every single one
from the point of "as a content creator..."
Kaif this video is absolutely *brutal* with these answers and I love it.
Well, there's à solution for both hunger and climate crisis: reduce the number of mouths requiring food would reduce the pollution, thus solving the climate crisis in the same time.
@@thomasravard7127in other words, become Thanos
@@goldenwarrior1186 not forcibly, simply reduce the population growth in the most populated areas then place population growth limite, the the problem goes on auto resolve
5:58
Either are safe option but i think it's the bees that would most likely attack you when they feel threatened and will swarm you, unlike spiders, if they feel threatened they would rather go into their defensive stance and try to back away as possible.
6:29 the only reason you absolutely SHOULD pick be bulletproof is because it only says you survive the falls not that they wouldnt hurt you in any way shape or form
it doesn't say that being bulletproof would mean you don't feel the pain
6:22 As an American, I can guarantee that everyone who voted to be Bulletproof is an American. As much as we joke about guns, it’s truly upsetting how often public shootings are. It may not be that beneficial to most, but to an American it’s a literal life-saver.
6:20 It says "survive" a fall from any height, doesn't mean you get to keep your legs once you hit, just means you won't die from it :)
Not to mention the fact that because the “A” in “be able to survive a fall from any height” which is singular it implies that it only works once. Where as the wording of option 2 “be bulletproof” suggests it’s permanent.
It also never said you wouldn’t get hurt by the bullets tho
Stan in the middle considering his life choices for being in Glen's video haha
6:35 The second option there is just for American schools.
The bees vs spiders argument is an interesting one. Because neither would go out of their way to find you and attack you within 5 minutes. Bees would if they were pissed off but if they weren’t then yeah nah, and Spiders would be on the walls or ceiling just minding their own business. It’s only 5 minutes too
As an Australian I’m taking the spiders
4:25 another possibility could be that no matter what you do you'll survive until the right time.
@6:38 yall underestimate how many americans probably took the quiz lol
that Raiden Shogun shirt that Stan's wearing looks drippy tho
As a dude who suffers with night terrors... Being able to control my dreams would be amazing.
7:59 I’m both already so I’m already fucked lmao
Bees vs Spiders, bees are chill if they don't see you as a threat. Spiders will fucking bite you to test the waters, or bite you because too many spiders are around.
Bees all the way.
Being called boring hits so much harder than being called annoying. Found that out from an ex-girlfriend.
5:37 kaif you already get away with lies, especially in goose goose duck and among us.
Question for kaif at 12:58 was it a trouser snake because if so that’s just the boys hanging out
The no sleep image looks like daz but older at 4:12
Glen going to Stan "Money or Bitches" is sending me.
i've had at least two really fucked up dreams that ruined my entire week, so getting full control of my dreams is an absolute W to me. i get to lucid dream without sleep paralysis, and i get to avoid those horrendous dreams
here's the thing with the survive from any fall vs be bulletproof thing, for the 1st part, it says SURVIVE. It doesn't make you immune to fall damage, you still get hurt. That to me is alot more painful since you live but still have the negative effects. Being bulletproof negates gunshots. that was how i interpreted it. (this comment is not serious in any way, please dont flame my opinion in the comments .)
Being bulletproof doesn’t necessarily mean the bullet wouldn’t hurt you
11:19 Aww hell nah, my mind is dirty.
As soon as Glen says “Would you?” I thought he was about to follow it up with:
“If you can control any animal, you could use any animal like a fleshlight and see which one’s are the best.
I’m sorry Glen.😢
...
2:09 - Also and the show is now exploring this explicitly: everyone is infected, the 10% are just dying much much slower to the virus than the 90%. No one is immune, everyone will die eventually from it.
0:08 "Cuz I'm not married to her yet"
I'll get your funeral ready kaif, I'm sorry for whats about to happen.
Controlling electronics with your mind would be insane. Because the scenario didn't specify distance.
Casual WW3 like.
I think controlling a dream is great because you can live anyway you wanted for a little bit. You could fly or confront situations or just see fantastic things. Seeing dreams though I think would be like watching creepy AI videos. They're not as clear as we try to remember them to be and I think a lot of what we dream would creep us out consciously than when we're in those dreams. For my dreams I feel, taste and smell along with seeing things so it's a very in depth experience.
6:40 I would be bulletproof and just go to any war. Missiles are just giant high explosive bullets. Shrapnel is just a shattered buillet. Shells are just bigger bullets. Knifes are a sharp thin and hand held bullet.
this is the most accurate thing i've heard in a while
Torpedos are just underwater explosive bullets
Until reality wakes you up with a hammer
Stan wearing a raiden Shogun shirt gives me life
I love watching Glen and his Bean Boyz =D
Fun fact of the day some southern people genuinely believe they can feel a lightning storm in their knees.
7:55 Lol, I am already Considered both 😂
Glen not liking the idea of controlling his dreams? I see he has never experienced the "Dragon Ball" dream.... being able to fly around and not experience that falling sensation...
I mean... Some spiders are super chill to be around with. Like this one spider in the garage at my job that I have conversations with when im bored cause i've worked alone for 10 year.
Please dont show this to my therapist.
6:00 - Here's the deal:
Very few spiders want to square up with humans ...all bees are in some way territorial, and bee allergies are fairly common. There's a solid chance the spiders just... leave you alone and aren't capable of killing you... the bees on the other hand....
As someone with a phobia of bees, I'd rather sit in a room with 50 bird-eaters than even one bumblebee
"The bees will sting you! what's a spider gonna do??" INJECT ITS VENOM INTO YOU DUDE. nah. 50 bees, stand still
Nice Raiden shirt.
Damn, this is fun, do it with sam and rob too mate, a bit curious about their opinion
6:22 A: Be able to survive falls from any height
B: Be bulletproof
Option A sounds good and all, but you only survive. Meaning you fall break all your bones and you become a vegetable, not to mention it will all hurt AF.
Option B being bulletproof means you also can fall from exciting heights, survive and walk it off, because both your skin and bones are bulletproof. So basically you have exoskeleton and normal skeleton made of bulletproof material. Of course it may hurt, but you would be able to walk it off, and there is a limit of how high you can fall from.
Bones and skin May be invincible but you joints and organs wont
the last one, I'm sort of a lucid dreamer, but it's weird because I can control myself in the dream but the setting, etc? that's all up to my subconscious. it'd be cooler to be able to see it afterwards for sure
When choosing between the amnesias, it's incorrect to assume you can't form new skills just because you can't form memories. Surprisingly, those are two separate functions
The dreaming one is useless for maladaptive daydreamers, they control and watch their dreams (honestly it's a headache sometimes, literally)
Really liked this new idea of would you rather. Keep up the good work :D
If you lost all your existing memories you could experience some of the best games, food, movies, or anything else all over again.
8:45 this is the single hardest "would you rather" I've ever seen... you can either live literally anywhere and be the best translator in existence, or, you can live literally anywhere and make incredible music with any and all instruments-- @Jacobcollier comes to mind. I'm also interpreting the voice as an instrument, so singing is included.
If only it was just that. It's ALL languages, that includes coding languages and maybe even animal.
11:12 As an electrician, I would love to have the second one.
6:00 do people not know that mist bees wont sting you unless you give them a reason to? They know it'll kill them 😂
Man, all those car choices were garbo lol.
6:20 As an American, I'm less likely to die from falling then a bullet, hell, if your carefully, your more likely to die from a bullet then falling in general (except falling down the stairs, and getting pushed off).
"Be annoying or be boring" pffft, I'm already both
"I'm so dead"
Kaif, I have a solution
2:38 so are all the girls/women watching this going "where is Stan?"
Surviving a fall from any height doesn't imply that you are unaffected from the height which i feel like would open up scenarios where you survive but have broken bones or are unable to to move as a puddle but alive. Rather be bulletproof can be used deliberately to effect
rest in piece kaif after that joke
11:46 being able to control electronics.
Bank teller: I'm sorry sir we appeared to have had an error with are system, it's fixed now your total balance is 2 billion dollars.
"Who would want to live in the year 1500?"
😅 ✋️
6:29 They say be able to survive any fall from any height. Does not imply you wont recieve life changing injuries
5:40 i literally thought of the same thing lmao
Can we get more of this? I love these types of "What if" discussions. :D
11:01 I mean it isn't uncontrollably reading minds otherwise you would teleport randomly. Reading minds sucks in comparison to teleporting cause you could travel, not get stuck in traffic, buying groceries quickly without having to carry too much or go back, traveling to distant planets, etc.
It gets even better, it says anywhere that means even across dimensions or to places that would normally not exist but for you they do because you can teleport there.
"Find true love or Win the Lottery?"
Asexuals: i see this as an absolute win
Also teleporting anywhere is a very lucrative business, an instant delivery service, the amount you can charge as you are the only person who can do it. It can range from doing basic deliveries to government top secret kind of stuff, all would net you a load of money as well as you can go on holiday whenever and wherever you want.
For the "bulletproof where to survive fall" I would choose directly bulletproof, because "to survive"... you will come out alive from your fall, but surely not intact, you will break your legs or your spine forever.
Does no one remember Jumper? That's the perfect reason to go with teleportation.
i'll take the real-life version of the walking dead , i'm gonna be fine , i have Resident Evil training XD ( stack up the weed mates )
you can already control your dreams if you train a bit to lucid dream i'm fairly good at it
Rip kaif ebbz is gonna murder him
there's actually a fair body of research that shows once you solve people's immediate survival and then economic problems, then they're ABLE to start thinking communally; so solving hunger would lead to more of the world's population caring about climate change, and the environment in general, in pretty short order.
10:15.... well fuck that's actually me. Like I eat the same meal everyday with very little variation on how things are cooked or spiced. And I never use social media beyond getting information on some group or event (usually emergency related)
I'm gonna miss Kaif after that remark lmao
You can survive a fall from any hight but you can still get hospitalized and paralyzed
I like Stan's shirt.
Get away with any lie is great.
You could rob a store and say a lie, saying that you didn't do it.
Or
You could use the lies about you forgot to complete work/homework (Or you could say you couldn't do that work) Or if you need to sleep more you can say you are feeling ill.🤣😈
Wheeeey, new video, love watching this cuz i am losing braincells every day
When you lucid dream you don't need to be able to control your dreams it comes naturally
There's a lot of these that the way it happens matters. Like solving world hunger could be...cannibalism or euthanasia.
im extremly allergic to bees. I even would pick spiders if they where the australian ones. I get panic attacks when i hear the summing of a bee, cause i nearly died (twice).
Hey Glen, why do all of your recent videos seem to be reaction videos? Just a question.
Any choice between money and something else, I’ll always choose money depending upon the “catch”. I ain’t doing anything gay for less than 2 million 🤣
I've suffered with some pretty bad dreams in my life that have messed me up. being able to control them would be cool. though i have gotten used to the night mares. so either or it'd be cool.
4:00
I'd take meat.
Simply because you actually cant survive off of fruits alone, but on meats you can if you include organ meat.
So not dying > dying
I love them failing to consider certain things, like, the 1500 vs 2500 one. What if the the future is worse?
2500 isn't far so if something bad happened then climate change or nuclear war would have wiped out humanity by then. You die quickly in both
5:49 I had the same exact reaction as you guys at both the choice and reaction afterwards
I do want to say, as someone who can partially control my dreams, I would rather have full control. Even VR has nothing on a good dream; it can be a lot of fun.
11:48 I know I am evil when one of my thought was to glitch important facilities. Controlling electronics would allow me to trick countries into thinking a nuclear war is happening or o trip the natural disaster sensors. You control all information and the panic you could cause is oddly attractive.
Lucid dreaming can be interesting. At the same time, Sometimes I REALLY do, and other times I really DON'T want to know what caused me to wake up in a cold sweat with terror running through my entire body.
The balance on that question likely comes down to 'what are your dreams like normally?'.
As a person with no sense of taste, do you know how weird it is to be addicted to sugar when you can barely taste it? It's like trying to get off a drug it's so weird man
Spiders will leave you alone and are easily avoidable. The bees will be moving about, and if one gets pissed and stings you, the others will as well. Not afraid of either, but I'm going with 50 spiders for 30 minutes over 50 bees for 5.
6:59 I chose 1m but since it only said to flip a coin we don't know if could just turn the coin over rather than spinning it.
Hold up, being bullet proof no one can beat you up considering some guns literally can tear people in half
4:55 untill 5:05 Kaif's reaction to him being wrong XD
Honestly for 13:50, as someone who has way too many lucid dreams, this is a no brainer.
oh and by the way, for the 50 spiders one, you already have about 200 in your fkin room in the walls so what's 50 more?
6:29 i wanna be bullet proof shit i still am in school i dont wanna die