How to invade, russian style. An Arma 3 shitpost part 2
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- The Russian invasion of Ukraine keeps going and more atrocious things happens every day. But with all the bad things going on I still think it's important to joke about it.
So here is another shitpost making fun of Russia
Slava Ukraini
Part 1
• How to invade, Russian...
Music used:
Russian anthem- Sheet music boss
Gopnik - DJ BLYATMAN
Mods used:
Gcam
RHS
CUP and CUP Chernarus 2020 map
Ukraine squad
Enhanced soundscape
Webknight's zombies
improved melee system
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Me: this invasion can't get any dumber.
Russian soldier's at Chernobyl: haha shovel go dig dig.
Another warship sunk. Oh boi.
OMG LOL!
@@christopheralejandromezapa8934 and what’s worse is that its their FLAGSHIP that they lost LMFAO.
Yeap. This is getting even more ridiculous.
Apparently losing a guided missile cruiser to a "munitions explosion" is pretty popular now
Technically being hit by an anti ship missile is a munitions explosion (of external origin)
@@paecmaker 🤣
@@paecmaker Russia "We sunk Moska cruise on our own"
Press "why?"
Russia "we found out its sailrs were american agents"
Press "WHAT THE FUCK?"
@@fabioartoscassone9305 Ship did not sunk
Ship did not sunk
How to explore the forest.
Step 1: Invade Ukraine.
Step 2: Head into the Red Forest with your platoonmates.
Step 3: Be ordered to dig trenches. Start digging!
Step 4: Wait...why is the Geiger counter clicking so fast?
Step 5: You have exposed yourself to a large amount of radiation and will likely suffer radiation poisoning.
Step 1: failed
don't forget chimeras!
stalker fans will understand
Step 6: KGB breaks in and arrests you for illegal possession of Geiger counter.
Step 4: due to the corruption you can't measure level of radiation...
On May 9, will it be a Victory Day parade or Special Retreat Operation?
They will celebrate the victorious retreat day
With only one soldier standing with water pistol
Oh I hope so very much
I hope that in May 9, the Ukrainians parade the POWs they captured as a middle finger to Putin.
@@paecmaker When Russians kept "nazis" at bay... trassferring all the country beyond Urals
I think the stupidy of Arma's AI making it more realistic
That's what makes this so wonderful, I don't have to work to make them look stupid, I just let the AI do what they do best.
Normally the hard part is trying to make the AI look atleast slightly competent
@@paecmaker i tried to make my own Arma 3 video, but AI din't have any f.cking idea how to use javelin, so it ended up laying on the ground and shooting Armored Vehicles with regular weapon
Kremlin Gremlins be like "The elite troops will be deployed any day now.... "
I heard a rumor that the ship Moskva being sunk was just a ruse, it actually had 10 000 Russian elite special forces divers who are going to invade Odesa any time soon now.
The cope is strong with the tankies
@@paecmaker Moskva was transferred to the Submarine division so it can deliver much needed supplies to the VDV dropped in the Black Sea. This brilliant tactic will allow them to make a secret decapitation strike on Washington DC.
What, you thought Odesa was the target? Checkmate NATOid!
(Can't believe I have to /s, but vatniks gonna vatnik, I suppose).
I died on the Red Forest 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
And so did they
@@openthinker6562 BRUH 🤣🤣🤣
Last minute news:russian cruiser Moskva hit by 2 missiles; crew evacuated
At this poi we must add a new step: lose the fleet
"How to invade a country, Russian fleet style"
Step 1, being sunk by a spicy truck with fire sticks
You forgot the war crimes, and becoming literally what you announced you were targeting in Ukraine to eradicate in the first place.
Oh, and by wanting to make your "borders secure" because "NATO came too close" - make Sweden and Finland fast track into the alliance - thus gaining something like 1.3k km new NATO border.
thought 1:46 was war crimes but i guess it zombies
If NATO expands ... nuclear war go brrr
But maybe not since Nordic country don't really matter as much as Ukraine
@@JPC4 Thinking about that - are zombies covered by the geneva convention? Are they even citizens? If not - and they do kill soldiers willing to surrender - would that be a war crime ascribed to their former country, or would they be considered as "stateless"?
Don't worry, there are no war crimes committed by Russians in Ukraine, all citizens aged 18-60 have been called by Zelensky as part of the army.
@@cerebelul what
I used to think the chaos at 3:37 was caused by the bad ingame AI. Now I know this is accurate simulation of the Russian army.
Now we just need a VDV sacrifice mod.
Russia says it needs to "de-nazifi" Ukraine.
I think Moldova would be justified "de-Communizing" Transnistria
Putin... how the hell are you going to get out of your own mess
Just by commiting an epic suicide in some bunker in Ural mountains, possibly get toppled in a coup by younger military officers with some civilian support, then dragged to the nearest wall and pwned like Caeusescu or maybe tortured+hanged like Mussollini was.
At 3:50.... how the driver of the amored vehicle looking after the guy he just ran over... XD XD XD
All according to plan
0:44 - I was waiting for that :))))
hahahahhah...... this is becoming just SAD now keep it up i am laughing my ass off
I am laughing so hard, I can't stop!
sadly this is kinda accurate
cool video! hello from Ukraine!
Як ти, друже?
@@athillas460 Поки в нормі, А Ти як?
@@qarty7634 та все гаразд)
@@athillas460 Це дуже добре, ми переможемо! Все буде Україна!
@@qarty7634 звичайно! Слава Україні!
This is awesome, slava ukrania🇺🇦
You are a real poet, waiting for 9 may Victory Day March
Yeah, it will be in burning moscow.
i just imagine the Shia LaBeouf clapping meme at the very end. xD
These videos are gold. You get a sub from me, amigo.
Should've jsut switched over to a scene from STALKER for the Red Forest bit, tbh.
You should get blastcore
UA destroy warship moskow ))))
Now this is a shitpost
Very accurate
Brilliant
🇮🇱🇺🇦WE WILL DEFEND THE KHAZAR'S ANCESTORAL HOMELAND TO THE DEATH!🇺🇦🇮🇱
uhmmmm ok.this time i will not hate sionists
how to counter-attack on the city by the Ukrainian army
step 1: go to the trenches without artillery support
step 2: be destroyed by ATGMs
step 3: run away in fear, leaving your comrades equipment and ammunition
step 4: be destroyed again by overtaking aircraft of the Russian Aerospace Forces
No Kherson? No Kharkov? LMAOOO
@@understand6970 no 100k ukrainians? no crimea? no donetsk? no luhansk? no mariupol? no melitopol? no berdyansk? no light? no infrastructure? no logic?
@@oiijosuke470 “we bombed two cities to the ground and took the rubble, huzza!” Blud it ain’t 1916
@@West_Coast_Mainline buddy really answered to my old comment😭
Hey you should show this video to the 30k dead Ukrainian soldiers 😹
I think you misspelled "Russian" soldiers
Where did you get that info? From r*ssian government?)
@@paecmaker Umm no I said Ukrainian you bias clown show it to the 15k Ukrainian soldiers who died in Mariupol 😹🤣
@@paecmaker russia has ~3k deaths
@@gyromf lmfao keep dreaming
2:30 lmao the trucks parked in a Z shape getting blown up was a nice detail
with every war we learn something new as our technology advances.
This time we learned vehicles are useless when the enemy is well equipped with one man lock-on rocket/missile systems (and a fighting spirit)
We also learned that with enough drones as well, a mechanized invasion will never work.
We found ways to break stalemates in WW1, WW2 trench warfare wasnt as prolific.
Tanks were used to great success in WW2 until we developed anti tank rockets, now we are learning that as AT tech progressed, they are far less useful now.
IMO a well equipped and trained soldier is more useful/deadly than a crew in a tank.
War has definitly changed since the big introduction of drones and light anti tank missiles. But as long as artillery is still a big part of a modern battlefield, armored vehicles will always be needed and the role that tanks have on the battlefield can't be replaced with infantry. We still need vehicles with large enough firepower and survivability to push through defensive lines or else we are back in a ww1 situation. Maybe that role will be given to unmanned ground vehicles in the future but we're still quite a few years away from that.
Edit: Tanks however have to go through a lot of changes in the coming 10-15 years, probably with a focus on new generations of active protection systems.
I would just add, that this applies to usual tanks. But tank with modern equipment and countermeasures (and alse infantry support) can stand againts modern AT weapons. Problem is, that russie underestimated the situatioin and sent in very basic equipment without any active protection like Arena and so on.
I am from Ukraine, and I have to tell you: although drones and one man lock-on missile systems do help very much, and may have been instrumental in denying the enemy from capturing Kyiv or Kharkiv... It's still a war of tanks and artillery, as much as infantry. There are full-blown tank battles going on in the fields around Izium. And our Ukrainian forces and Russians have both put artillery to good use.
For better or for worse, the age of tank is not over.
The best lesson from this war is, moronic leaders are for more dangerous than any enemies... wonder if vlad are on Ukraine's payroll...
A 'well-equipped' soldier can't march for 50 miles in a single day without resting.
Tanks is still a viable weapon, they just need to develop a tactic that could exploit its strengths and minimize its weaknesses. Just like any other weapons systems.