Steves Riding Lawn Mower DUI Taser Arrest

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  • @Koulnis
    @Koulnis 15 лет назад +136

    "Oh, no. Not this guy again." Just as he's riding across the screen.
    Epic.

  • @TheRealNeonwarrior
    @TheRealNeonwarrior 9 лет назад +275

    It's hilarious because they know eachother.

  • @lilfoos
    @lilfoos 15 лет назад +46

    Best part. "You're fixin' to get lit up Steve!" Priceless

  • @MerrPeng
    @MerrPeng 13 лет назад +66

    "Pour your whiskey out."
    Pause.
    "I JUST *GOT* THIS!!"

  • @MrSukumarSukumaran
    @MrSukumarSukumaran 10 лет назад +216

    ha ha.. the officer "oh man,,, not this guy!!!"

    • @NorgeDude
      @NorgeDude 10 лет назад +37

      "Pull it over Steve"

  • @PHILLIPandSEAN
    @PHILLIPandSEAN 12 лет назад +69

    "I'm just goin' down to the Oyster shack maynee commoooooonnn" HAHAHAHA

  • @squrilleyboy
    @squrilleyboy 14 лет назад +37

    "Oh no not this guy again", that says it all right there lol!

  • @spanny88
    @spanny88 9 лет назад +50

    "I think I crapped my pants!"lmao

  • @heywaitMarlee
    @heywaitMarlee 9 лет назад +52

    LMAO his cough at 1:27, good lord. I have been looking for this video for months and finally I found it. My month has just been made.

  • @alexlindberg88
    @alexlindberg88 10 лет назад +51

    Lmfao I'm crying from laughter!!!! At least he knows his rights.

  • @mattgoodwin953
    @mattgoodwin953 9 лет назад +37

    I THINK I CRAPPED MY PANTS!
    Best line of all time

  • @bubbajoe1985
    @bubbajoe1985 14 лет назад +23

    When you need a good laugh to lift your mood at the end of the day watch Steve on his lawnmower. This video made my day.

  • @SaintRi
    @SaintRi 14 лет назад +34

    I love how he's on a first-name basis with the cops in this town.

  • @colbyhart2898
    @colbyhart2898 8 лет назад +20

    Why the fuck can't he drive his mower I thought this was a free country

    • @verliebt3465
      @verliebt3465 8 лет назад +8

      drinking while driving a motor vehicle.

    • @steve122288
      @steve122288 8 лет назад +8

      they just wanna abuse him thats why they signed up to be cops.

  • @Kenazzle
    @Kenazzle 9 лет назад +222

    Is this the same guy from the scissor-lift truck?!

  • @MLynxC
    @MLynxC 10 лет назад +62

    You know you've been in shit with the cops too many times when they know your first name without asking and say "oh man, not this guy again" xD Oh Steve you're awesome.

  • @pentiuman
    @pentiuman 13 лет назад +36

    Since Steve keeps insisting that he "knows his rights", I wonder if he is in fact a lawyer?

  • @FrenchysPlaysTV
    @FrenchysPlaysTV 9 лет назад +62

    lol, the cop said "Oh god not this guy."

  • @TheSilentreaper1594
    @TheSilentreaper1594 9 лет назад +81

    He must be popular in his County for most of the cops to know his name lol

  • @stereotypicalgaming8507
    @stereotypicalgaming8507 9 лет назад +59

    This is why America is awesome.

  • @mattgoodwin953
    @mattgoodwin953 9 лет назад +152

    I THINK I CRAPPED MY PANTS JESUS CHRIST

    • @MrTiti
      @MrTiti 8 лет назад +1

      +Matt Goodwin you forgot ",man!"

    • @mattgoodwin953
      @mattgoodwin953 8 лет назад +1

      MrTiti Sadly, there's only one lawnmower Steve, and I cannot hope to be the man he is

    • @neobreaker91
      @neobreaker91 8 лет назад +3

      +MrTiti Also forgot "I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!"

  • @zzz13zzz17
    @zzz13zzz17 12 лет назад +6

    Steve, you are blessed. You are much more real then all other around you.
    Good luck to you.
    Greetings from Russia

  • @pamelalindsay1557
    @pamelalindsay1557 10 лет назад +10

    Its makes it even funnier BC he already knows Steve's name. Lmao

  • @KellyMarie250
    @KellyMarie250 8 лет назад +172

    This guy makes me want to live. What a spirit! Why can't you drive a lawn mower and enjoy God's country without getting in trouble! That's what I'm saying!

    • @Lopez-my1bo
      @Lopez-my1bo 8 лет назад +5

      It's not gods country

    • @KellyMarie250
      @KellyMarie250 7 лет назад +28

      pluh. it's all there is. And I have better English than that. Of, course it is. How can you not love it?

  • @polish109
    @polish109 13 лет назад +5

    I live in New England, I had a neighbor like this, he lost license for DUIs. He would ride his mower up and down the road. One time my father was coming home from work, the guy was crashed in a tree passed out, his tires were spinning and spinning. My dad just went up and shut off the tractor and went home.

  • @SuperStrik9
    @SuperStrik9 11 лет назад +13

    One thing's for sure Steve never fails to forget his rights.

  • @gamestergaming6657
    @gamestergaming6657 10 лет назад +37

    i think i craped my pants lol

  • @General_Klytus
    @General_Klytus 9 лет назад +7

    The cops reaction was priceless!!! He was like steve

  • @Recovrd1
    @Recovrd1 15 лет назад +5

    "I was just on the way to the oyster shack!" LMFAO.

  • @livelovelife517
    @livelovelife517 10 лет назад +109

    Lol, good fucking lord man. steve the right's you thought you knew have sadly changed. It's a god damn shame a working man can't ride his lawnmower down a dirt road with a little drink; Minding his own business without some cop trying to arrest him.

    • @dpow9809
      @dpow9809 9 лет назад +7

      Keyawn1990 This guy makes a killin off these videos, just saying.

    • @joshsantana2764
      @joshsantana2764 9 лет назад +2

      We all know you have to be black to get one of those

  • @djnolove933
    @djnolove933 9 лет назад +65

    You're fixing to get lit up

  • @MrChoochme
    @MrChoochme 11 лет назад +6

    How dangerous could it be to drive 5mph on a 10 foot wide dirt road in the middle of nowhere.

  • @kingck101
    @kingck101 8 лет назад +73

    oh jesus i love the cop.... "oh not this guy"

  • @samj9372
    @samj9372 8 лет назад +64

    Am I the only one that thought Dale Gribble while watching this lol

  • @futuredoc2014
    @futuredoc2014 9 лет назад +2

    "Pull it over Steve!" Ha! They know him by name now!

  • @maryjanesdank
    @maryjanesdank 13 лет назад +2

    i love how they know his name!!!"pull it over steve..stop the lawnmowerr"

  • @prettylyons2880
    @prettylyons2880 8 лет назад +8

    Im in love. omg he is sooo funny.

  • @EcdsKO1323O
    @EcdsKO1323O 14 лет назад +4

    2:24
    "I think I crapped my pants"
    LMAO

  • @pringelsthegamefreak
    @pringelsthegamefreak 9 лет назад +1

    "I think I crapped my pants!"

  • @JimmyDeLocke
    @JimmyDeLocke 11 лет назад +1

    "Yer fixin' t'get lit up, Steve . . ."

  • @i-never-look-at-replies-lol
    @i-never-look-at-replies-lol 7 лет назад +8

    the "god damnit" at 2:16 would make for a pretty good sound byte

  • @shavedape777
    @shavedape777 11 лет назад +8

    Then Steve said, "I think I crapped my pants."

  • @memorymoog123
    @memorymoog123 15 лет назад +2

    Love it.
    We need to see more of Steve and his antics.
    Send it to the BBC, he'll get a series

  • @alexisfleming5704
    @alexisfleming5704 8 лет назад +9

    I literally can't breathe!! omg this is just to funny for my life. I just choked on my noodles.

  • @gmkelley11
    @gmkelley11 8 лет назад +3

    " I didn't do it.... I didn't... GOT DANG IT! I KNOW MY RIGHTS!" LMAO XD

  • @lexmarks567
    @lexmarks567 14 лет назад +10

    its sad when the cops know you by name LOL

  • @ftr998
    @ftr998 14 лет назад +2

    his attempt to escape on his lawn mower is fucking hilarious lmao

  • @braddnichols
    @braddnichols 11 лет назад +2

    This is the funniest taser video I've ever seen. "I think I crapped my pants!" I certainly peed my pants laughing at this video.

  • @suzannenettles9429
    @suzannenettles9429 9 лет назад +6

    This is funny every time i watch it!

  • @nlongo23
    @nlongo23 15 лет назад

    OMG "I Know My Rights!!" Soooooo FUNNY!! LOL LOL LOL

  • @lavielemond
    @lavielemond 13 лет назад +2

    Can't get enough of this guy!! This shit is funnier than fictitious comedy, mate!! Super Steve FOREVER!!!

  • @CamelSmokes23
    @CamelSmokes23 8 лет назад +97

    He really wasn't hurting anyone or anything. He should have just let steve continue on his way and get his oysters

    • @SixthShotNation
      @SixthShotNation 8 лет назад +3

      +CamelSmokes23 It's a skit...

    • @littlehoot1234
      @littlehoot1234 8 лет назад +3

      DWI

    • @travishowell290
      @travishowell290 8 лет назад +3

      +SixthShotNation Im sure the person knows this. I think you need to leave the internet for a while and learn how it works.

  • @cookieshopgirl
    @cookieshopgirl 14 лет назад +3

    "I think I craped my pants"!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @FalconPunch1978
    @FalconPunch1978 14 лет назад +1

    "I think I crapped my pants!" LMFAO!

  • @courtneymichelle84
    @courtneymichelle84 14 лет назад +1

    the oysters at that oyster shack must be really damn good....lol

  • @telemachin
    @telemachin 9 лет назад +15

    " haw men, not this guy again"

  • @ChezaRose1
    @ChezaRose1 10 лет назад +5

    " I think I craped my pants"

  • @DBftbll
    @DBftbll 13 лет назад

    i love Steve. what an American hero

  • @rabbott98
    @rabbott98 13 лет назад +2

    0:14
    Steve comes driving by
    Cop: "Aww, man. I just got here."

  • @hthead1886
    @hthead1886 8 лет назад +3

    You finna get lit up steve lmfaoo

  • @callmemadib
    @callmemadib 9 лет назад +12

    I know my rights

  • @carlover4lyfe
    @carlover4lyfe 12 лет назад

    Hahaha he"s like " not this guy again" Poor Steve... Lol

  • @KennethWhitejr
    @KennethWhitejr 15 лет назад

    Steve needs a reality show !!!!!

  • @kaylakomas6309
    @kaylakomas6309 9 лет назад +3

    By the way that officer was breathing I think Steve really did crap his pants.

  • @fratercontenduntocculta8161
    @fratercontenduntocculta8161 5 лет назад +3

    I KNOW MY RIGHTS

  • @Brando56894
    @Brando56894 14 лет назад +1

    "I think I crapped my pants!" best part of the entire video...

  • @Usual2uspect85
    @Usual2uspect85 14 лет назад

    The beginning is the best where you se him go past the screen on the mower lolololol

  • @akaeldin
    @akaeldin 11 лет назад +5

    Steve you are cool man, cops just giving you a hard time when they could be after some some one else.

  • @brookewebb3785
    @brookewebb3785 9 лет назад +6

    Lol I watched this in art class and I finally found it

  • @The305Garage
    @The305Garage 12 лет назад +1

    This is SO Funny!!! I almost crapped my pants from laughter. I knew it was going to be fun, the second the cop said, "Oh no, not this guy again"

  • @odonnelljosh
    @odonnelljosh 13 лет назад +2

    I love how he is so well known that the first worlds out of the cop's mouth are "Oh lord not this guy". So priceless.

  • @muiaallen9309
    @muiaallen9309 8 лет назад +6

    Classic lol.

  • @skibum1610
    @skibum1610 9 лет назад +6

    Hahahahahahahahajajajajjajajaaujaja thays the best raser video I've ever seen!!!!! XD

  • @beastbcrich
    @beastbcrich 14 лет назад

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH "i think i crapped my pants" HAHAHAHAHAH!!! This guy is awesome!

  • @1badsteed
    @1badsteed 13 лет назад +1

    This guy needs a tv series

  • @XDrang93
    @XDrang93 9 лет назад +4

    0:14 + 0:31 + 0:53 = The cop met Steve before.

    • @I_Stuck_Ur_Mom
      @I_Stuck_Ur_Mom 9 лет назад +2

      "How many times do I got to tell you, that you can't be driving on the road, drinkin' on a lawn mower?"
      Definitely not Steve's first rodeo! Hah!

  • @Nightmare147420
    @Nightmare147420 7 лет назад +10

    how many time this guy been arrested? lol

  • @gavin9174
    @gavin9174 9 лет назад +26

    hes just havin a good time lol no harm done

  • @WWJDClarint
    @WWJDClarint 15 лет назад

    DUDE-I heard the audio for this on the radio this morning (NB, NC) and I just HAD to see the video!!! :) "I think I crapped my pants!"

  • @barrybevers4835
    @barrybevers4835 8 лет назад +16

    This is acting, It is not real. He has several of these on here.

    • @bryonmiller4326
      @bryonmiller4326 8 лет назад +11

      +Barry Bevers Who cares, it's entertaining

  • @chriswilson9331
    @chriswilson9331 10 лет назад +8

    Damnit! Can't a guy ride a lawn mower in peace?!

  • @QuakerOates
    @QuakerOates 14 лет назад +1

    hahaha you fixin to get lit up steve ,electricity beats hillybilly every time

  • @stanleycup2008
    @stanleycup2008 14 лет назад

    I think I crapped my pants!!!! LMFAO!! Steve Rules!

  • @farmmo4ever
    @farmmo4ever 15 лет назад

    "I think I crapped my pants" LOL

  • @Renee_ok_-_-
    @Renee_ok_-_- 12 лет назад

    Pour Your Whiskey Out! "Man, I just got it!" LMAO

  • @BushidoDevilDog
    @BushidoDevilDog 12 лет назад

    "I think I crapped my pants!"
    ...and I think I did too while laughing at him saying that!

  • @MontanaMetal
    @MontanaMetal 14 лет назад

    that scream when he gets tazzed... LMAO...

  • @cjheadley78
    @cjheadley78 8 лет назад +2

    that's sounds like cartman

  • @ronkoehler
    @ronkoehler 15 лет назад

    "Not this guy again" LOL

  • @leu182
    @leu182 14 лет назад +1

    One of the funniest taser videos I've ever seen!

  • @amrny0120
    @amrny0120 13 лет назад

    To funny. Love it. Thanks Fort McCoy! : ) "I just got this"!!! LMAO!!!!!LOL

  • @rednecklife-uu3je
    @rednecklife-uu3je 11 лет назад

    '' I KNOW MY RIGHTS'' LMAO!!!!!!

  • @onelove5191
    @onelove5191 15 лет назад

    ''i think i crapped my pants!'' lmao

  • @BodyBuilder030
    @BodyBuilder030 13 лет назад

    OMG LMAO He said "I think I crapped my pants"

  • @ilivedowntheroad
    @ilivedowntheroad 14 лет назад

    "Oh man not this guy again" LOL

  • @so002i
    @so002i 10 лет назад

    "pull it over steve, stop the lawnmower", love it.

  • @beogradjanin81
    @beogradjanin81 14 лет назад

    "Oh man, not his guy..."
    Hahahahahahahaaha!

  • @gunmarv97
    @gunmarv97 14 лет назад

    AHH!I THINK I CRAPED MY PANTS!i fell on and i couldnt breath i was laughing so hard!

  • @Weslo2
    @Weslo2 14 лет назад

    hahahah 0:13 i nearly died of laughter
    "ooooh not again"
    as he slowly rides by lmfao

  • @verdemanthe1
    @verdemanthe1 15 лет назад

    is this for real,this is awesome,please steve should not be locked up,Free steve,its not like steve was fixin to hurt anybody,he's just a good ol boy,never meaning no harm,beats all you never saw been in trouble with the law since the day he was born,