How to be really Gigachad German 1.Japanzer with oskett 2.Panzer V Tiger1 with aiming skill and know that turning ur tank to the left a little will deflect the incoming enemys shell speeding in the air. it only works if the enemy shell is fired. 3.KingTiger premuim shells 4. Stay chill👌 no try hard❌ or else u lose👎🏿 if u stay calm and chill u win battle💪😎💰
Now the trick is to fully spade the jag but leave the ostketten off so people expect you aren’t fully upgraded. Using psychology to trick the enemy is one of the most important tactics one uses in this game.
@@iMoD190 dude I have no ideal what the hell are you talking about. If this as real why did felx seal make a hole video with him to be honest it sounds like bullshit to me.
How to Kill L3
Step 1: Get Jagdpanzer
Step 2: Buy Ostketten Upgrade
Step 3: Push L3 into a Wall
Step 4: ATTACK THE D POINT!
Negative!
Protect the D point!
@@betteroywoth2445 I REFUSE!
ATTACK THE D POINT!
@@WillyWanker3728ATTACK THE D POINT!
@@betteroywoth2445 NEGATIVE
Bruh you don't gotta do that L3 dirty like that 💀
What do you mean by this. Doesn't matter how small and cute something is, when it can do damage, it's hostile and shall be dealt with.
@@samuelp.a.h752 but L3 is always frien :)
@@Kunomi334 for German tanks, L3 is an *exception*
@@samuelp.a.h752 Man you really woke up and chose violence 🗿
@@personontheinternet2010if your kill count still too low...
*THEN YOU'RE NOT USING ENOUGH VIOLENCE*
How to flex on other German mains.
Мне сначала попадаются видео от улиток на русском потом на английском и так всегда
*Laughs in Pz IV Bef.Wg J and Brummbar without ostketten*
@@ScoutTrooperOfficial what
@Dyslexic Mitochondria ok
panther tiger 1 tiger 2
I live for gaijin shitposts now 💀
Same lol
Living yass
Poor L3/33 getting squashed by the jagd, lmao
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I have been a German main for 3 years and I never knew that the tracks change when you upgrade them 🗿
Bruh
Bruh
Lol then start upgrading them
@@WAKIZASHI158 I did but I didn’t know they change when you upgraded them
@@Saeed_WT oh i see
Ah yes, the Standart tracks, the bane of all tankers.
I was high on Mac and cheese chill
@@TheGaijinEditor what,
@@TheGaijinEditormaybe If u leak some more classified documents they will release you
@@TheGaijinEditorbro thinks he lives in gaijin's basement
Are you treating the meme guy in the basement well?
I hope he is able to get some cola with mac'n chesse
@@4C0-q7h ice cream on coke yummers
No, no they're not
Warthunder meme man is in Ohio.
I hope they are treating the guy in the basement well
How to be gigachad German
1. Get hetzers dad(A.K.A Jadpanzer.E100)
2. Get osketten upgrade
3. GO FREE THE GUY FROM THE BASEMENT
How to be really Gigachad German
1.Japanzer with oskett
2.Panzer V Tiger1 with aiming skill and know that turning ur tank to the left a little will deflect the incoming enemys shell speeding in the air. it only works if the enemy shell is fired.
3.KingTiger premuim shells
4. Stay chill👌 no try hard❌ or else u lose👎🏿 if u stay calm and chill u win battle💪😎💰
@@hansFem-cw6gpPanzer V is Panther not Tiger
@@Galaxy-oy4nj Scheiße German engineer lies to me again🗞🇩🇪
Not even flextape could fix that L3 💀💀
imagine buying modifications for golden eagles 💀
bro seriously just spent 130 GE on tracks modification 💀
This is a work of stand...ART.
"When German mains complain enough about their traction."
Your tank track:
Vs.
Turboflex track:
Ostketten is like buying a pair of sneakers for your tanks after grinding for it with slippers
Gaijin’s custom stuffs:
1.The THIRST GENERATION ERA ARMOR
2.The stanDART TRACK
nah standart could be the spelling based off your pronunciation and accent
Isn't standart just standard in german?
Really had to drive the point home buying it with golden eagles than researching it. I see right through you, snail 🐌
I was looking for this comment
Warthunder still never missing with their shorts
We makin it across the Volga with this one boys.
Your tracks:
Turboflex tracks:.
Bro got TurboFlex tracks
Crystal is such a bop
I always get ostketten tracks so yes this is true
The song is called "Crystals" by "Isolate.exe"
Thanks man!
Cries in wasted golden eagles
this is the gaijin official account, i dont think they need to worry about ge.
bro just purcahsed tracks for GE
My isu 122:Pray my bro 🗿
bruh this employee making fire
Normal tracks:
Turboflex tracks:
Classic JonTron+phonk+war thunder is quite the combination
Dude the power i feel when i have the track extensions
I translated ostketten into English and it said the Cheese chain lmao 😂
Correction, I tried it again and got eastern chains, I accidentally translated it from Luxembourgish rather than german
I have since improved my German and now know a lot more! 😊
@@aston-leehornby7394ostketten means east chains, which chains mean tank tracks in German
@@VictoriaCortes1717 east tracks is the literal meaning innit 😭😂
Your tracks:
Turboflex tracks:
sir,you killed a child.
Turboflex Tracks👍
Your tracks : **got shot by a 152mm**
Turboflex Tracks :
**Shot by an L3**
@@samuelp.a.h752 Not by 152mm but 183mm 🅱️ESH round from 10 meters
"It serves you right" tank crew
They simply look cooler..and other advantages but you gotta admit there THICCNESS
Your tracks vs turboflex tracks
I like how he bought a very simple and cheap upgrade with golden eagles, boy you gotta deliver us the true grinding experience
Ostketten would mean East-tracks you dont have to put „tracks“ behind Ostketten
Now the trick is to fully spade the jag but leave the ostketten off so people expect you aren’t fully upgraded. Using psychology to trick the enemy is one of the most important tactics one uses in this game.
-ketten means tracks
Ostketten is the english word for easttracks
Basement guy likes phonk!!!!
*Perfect for iced and snowy conditions*
That poor L3 😖
Winterketten in the PZIIIE: (I’m still in tier 1)
*Track breaks*
WOTB: "oh no! what am I gonna do"
Basement guy did good, give him some Kraft
Omg that's where the money of my premium account went for I'm glad to have contributed in some way
All german mains love the osketten tracks 😍
Except when they remove my mostly useless side skirt armour on my pz iii / iv >:(
The "ketten" in "Ostketten" literally already means "tracks". But go get your "east tracks tracks" 😂
THAT L3 WAS STRAIGHT UP VIOLATED💀☠️💀☠️
The Ostketten on a Hetzer/Tank Destroyer is a beast but the Ostketten can only take so much before breaking
The guy in the basement thinking about his imaginary girlfriend:
That is so relatable also on the pz.III and PZ.IV 😂😂
Dont show this to the stugs.
The guy from the basement decided to release a lot of shorts and thought we wouldn't notice
You really had to smoke that L3 bro
Guy brought one of the first upgrades for 130 eagles lol.
T95 : OW MY TIRE 😫
Is the snail paying you well basement guy?
i like that thin ass track people miss it so many time
Bruh cut the l3 some slack
The moment he finds out that ketten actually mean tracks 👍🙃😁
Bro driving with broken tracks
So I guess we ain't gonna talk about the bird on basement man's shoulder
Не один л3 не постродал😅
I didn’t know you could see a visual change in that upgrade
So true. I always research the Ostketten or Winterketten first😂
Real we all love the Jagdtiger Osterkette
Bro bought the research 💀
this motivated me to buy all the modifications available while I am in debt of silver lions
Bro equipped the wide body kit
130 ge just for some tracks, wow. 😊
Nah gaijin, we still know it's you
Dang the tracks T H I C C
Прокачать гусеницу 🤡
Купить за голду 💪
Bro rly have to use GE 💀
I didn't even know the chains change visual lol
The Videos: 🤵
The Shorts: 🤪🥴
As i remember i think from German classes Ostketten means Easternchains. Made to fight in Russia. Well. Guess they work here to then lol
paying 130 GE for these tracks? ok then
Bro got that stug gaming
I didn't expect a jontron meme Nice job gajin, sadly I can't say the same about your game.
I wouldn't call sticking someone like JonTron onto your official marketing a 'nice job'.
@@iMoD190 I like Jontron its a very funny guy and there are many memes with his face on it
@@luizviniciusvieiraalexandr4979 he was funny until he became a racist conspiracy theorist.
@@iMoD190 dude I have no ideal what the hell are you talking about. If this as real why did felx seal make a hole video with him to be honest it sounds like bullshit to me.
@@luizviniciusvieiraalexandr4979 just look it up jontron hasn’t got the best rep rn
I just realized that when you upgrade the track they change the look
*it takes like 5 .50 cal bullets to rip them off*
I hate how ostkitten removes the side skirts from the panzer 3 M and the jagdpanzer 4/70
Ostketten is drip my guy
Bro was spending 130 silverlions on a fkn upgrade💀
I am confused.
Why is there someone locked in a basement with a yearly supply of Mac and cheese?
He’s the meme guy. He’s fine he has food he makes memes all day
The snail has gone mad do not anger them
You found the basement guy and send him back, nice
I Love the Guys bird
I will stick to the side skirt
I stand by a dart
Standard tracks: 😡😡👎👎
Thicc tracks: 😍😍😈😈🔥🥵🥵😈👍
it makes me feel powerful
It feels like a crime to spend that much on a earnable modification
Wargaming: No instant repair kit?