@@flinkersflork2959 Weird rules, uniforms, ppl that do or did drugs, bad food, rectangular building with a patio in the middle, a lot of doors, people who tell you what you can or can't do, things written on walls, small toilets, it doesn't smell good either, not exiting place to go,....
@@softijsjexd8916 Well depends on the school,for example my school doesent have "weird rules",we dont have to wear uniforms,we have good food,the school is very clean and the toilets dont smell bad,there are tons of exits everywhere so yeah...
School: work on 1 thousand things University: work on 1 million things Work: work on 1 thing, but really really hard. Also if you are a lawyer, doctor etc then byebye free time
Honestly, they're both hell in their own way. School: You are more prone to bullying in school than you are at work. You also don't have any choice of what subject you do, you have to follow your timetable schedule. You also have to worry about the pressure of exams. Also the work itself you do in school is just generally not nearly as fun as the work you do in... "work." And whether you like the work in school or not, you *have* to do it! Where as with work, you can choose a job that suits you best (though it still isn't that easy). And at least with work, you get rewarded with money. Work: You are more pressured to enjoy yourself, because if you don't, you have to go through the pain of finding another job. You also finish work later in the day than school, and don't get as long holidays. In school here in the UK, you get at least 2 weeks off at Christmas (and more if your school has staff training days). I don't think work would give you that much time off. In fact with most jobs, you'd be very lucky to just have the day off on Christmas Day and Boxing Day.
In school we have sports my sports is table tennis some high school varsity's (school sport representatives) we usually play they hit hard one hit gets your hand or face bleeding
Do Every Public Speaking ever, and I feel like you should include that "tip" that you should picture anyone in their underwear, and how people are supposed to think it's humorous but if anything people nowadays will think it's hot
School Pros: -Meet and See friends almost every day -Weekends are lit -Lots of breaks and days off School cons: -Homework -Bedtime -Tests (studying) -Projects (extra hw) -Bullies Work Pros: -Not school -You get to actually choose your job.. -Meet coworkers and become friends -Parties at work -You can take days off whenever.. -MAKE MONEY 💰 Work Cons: -Ur not a kid anymore -Weekends could be stressful -Drama -Getting fired sucks ig -Don’t get as many holidays off 🤷♂️
Bread Slasher good. I’m glad to see there are members of the new generation that understand the value of hard work. Stay in school, work hard, and make something for yourself. If you put in the time, you will reap the rewards. Good luck.
I remember getting suspended at pre school for throwing a chip (fry) at a dinner lady and i got to play on my ps2 all day everyday :)
Slav 100
Haha. 2 😂
Oh man beautiful
I’m so confused
How though why would u get susp- I’m not gonna ask why dumb teacher u had
0:47 why does he look like quicksilver from the x men films
It you agaim🤣
Your pic made me laugh😂😂
OMG he DID look familiar
ITS AT 666 NOBODY LIKE THIS
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Noah: Man I can’t wait to graduate
Ian: Man I can’t wait to die 😂😂
Wooooaaahhhhh!!!! What a totally funny and original joke that I’ve totally never heard before
I thought it would say “Man I can’t wait till I retire”
I already knew what he was going to say
There's smosh not knowing what retirement is
700th like
Do School Vs Prison.. oh wait
*They're the Same thing*
✋😐
Tell me 10 things that they have in common.
@@flinkersflork2959 Weird rules, uniforms, ppl that do or did drugs, bad food, rectangular building with a patio in the middle, a lot of doors, people who tell you what you can or can't do, things written on walls, small toilets, it doesn't smell good either, not exiting place to go,....
@@softijsjexd8916 Well depends on the school,for example my school doesent have "weird rules",we dont have to wear uniforms,we have good food,the school is very clean and the toilets dont smell bad,there are tons of exits everywhere so yeah...
@@tangoeater322 This is based on stereotypes, I'm sure that prisons are a lot different then we think. Maybe they have really good food, who knows
"Man... I wanna die." Thats me everyday all day
How old?
Alexis YT same
Alexis YT facts
@@sushiblossom4601 10
@@kenny1718 lmao
School: Work on a THOUSAND things
Work: Paid to work on ONE thing
Think what you will about it.
School: work on 1 thousand things
University: work on 1 million things
Work: work on 1 thing, but really really hard. Also if you are a lawyer, doctor etc then byebye free time
@@andreasdluffy1208 Bye bye free time is pretty much university, and possibly high school depending on your classes.
@@Veronicz Highschool is easy I didn’t have to do anything and got straight A’s. In college I have to study all day just to pass
@@derekmeade1741 That's why they give you different level HS classes.
@@Veronicz But at least you get a day off 2 days a week for highschool. Uni and job most of the time will make you work even on your free time
*Have you seen his new convertible?*
omg he's so divorced
oh I’m single
Ofc they like his CONVERTABLE
Every week gets better with a Smosh sketch
...ok?
@@xcakemoneyxxwho pissed you off 💀
Honestly, they're both hell in their own way.
School: You are more prone to bullying in school than you are at work. You also don't have any choice of what subject you do, you have to follow your timetable schedule. You also have to worry about the pressure of exams. Also the work itself you do in school is just generally not nearly as fun as the work you do in... "work." And whether you like the work in school or not, you *have* to do it! Where as with work, you can choose a job that suits you best (though it still isn't that easy). And at least with work, you get rewarded with money.
Work: You are more pressured to enjoy yourself, because if you don't, you have to go through the pain of finding another job. You also finish work later in the day than school, and don't get as long holidays. In school here in the UK, you get at least 2 weeks off at Christmas (and more if your school has staff training days). I don't think work would give you that much time off. In fact with most jobs, you'd be very lucky to just have the day off on Christmas Day and Boxing Day.
GOOD SIR you forgot how the teachers give you work to do at ur *house* and saying it will be *fun*
You apparently never worked before...
Ok
Why did they have to use my name
actually in the U.K there is a mandatory 20 day off law for workers
Aww, I missed how Shayne can't keep from laughing at others improvisation. It is honestly the funniest thing ever.
2:42 anyone notice the lizard on the vines?
*ABOUT TO COMMEN DAT ;-;*
I did
I think it was a subtle hint that he is a lizard guy.
Yes brown and green
That first skit was so deep
They make us believe having work is a must
And graduating is the key to success
Working is a must. How is it not? (I agree with the graduating one though)
I love how Shayne’s face when from neutral to terrified by him just slightly opening his eyes
lan: l would rather hangout with my lizards. Me: YES! AGREED!
Work: Can't wait till I die
You clearly haven't met a Gen Z high school kid, we been wanting to die since kindergarten
In school we have sports my sports is table tennis some high school varsity's (school sport representatives) we usually play they hit hard one hit gets your hand or face bleeding
True true
@@berk1290 ok boomer.
more like 6th grade but ikr
*L I Z A R D G U Y*
Mark zucc
Licc
Leafyishere
You mean L I G M A G U Y?
0:45 quicksilver?
PitbullsAreMyLife I just now noticed
I don't notice that until now
2:38 Alliance banner
Omg I thought they same tbing
Wait it’s not wes
1:35 "Is an erection normal? (what happens if it lasts more than 4 hours?)" lmaoo
That mean you have skills
The part where Ian's tongue was green that he's a lizard, I was like, "HOLY F***ING S***!!!".
my guess; food coloring
Shut up kid
@@jackcutter2 Your reason for being a piece of shit?
Wyatt Glover TV HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
“HOLY F**KING S***! IAN’S RELATED TO MARK ZUCKERBERG!”
Do Every Public Speaking ever, and I feel like you should include that "tip" that you should picture anyone in their underwear, and how people are supposed to think it's humorous but if anything people nowadays will think it's hot
TheGreaterNoob you. You sir(/miss) are a genius
Thanks for the spongebob reference man made my day
"Shut up!" Still missin that intro.
In school every rumor is spread super quickly😝🙄🤭
Omg did you hear she likes jack?
Person: *Drops pencil*
*5 min later*
Person from other class: I heard you dropped your pencil to see Becky's butt.
Yeah and then some people add on to the thing to make it sound worse then it was
You have no fricking idea
Ikr
is it just me or you can always tell when Shayne ie about to laugh
yyyyyuuuppp 🤣
This is the first smosh video I have enjoyed in a while. Please make a sequel :)
0:55 Please turn on english subtitles 😂😂
Mobile King-Deniz OMG HAHAGAHA
Lol
Yeah, penis.
Mobile King-Deniz PHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGA
Yeah penis oh no oh
School benefits
-Friday
-you can cheat
Work benefits
-you can slack
-look at memes
You can slack and look at memes in school too
Prtx 💀💀
Prtx Well you can...
@@opheliakirkby without getting arrested?
Except if you work at a line. You slack for one product and youre in deep shit
You guys really need to bring the "SHUT UP" intro back!!!!
I agree let in happen
Yes please
Yeah
No, that's annoying
“when are we gonna do that?”
*sneezes*
probably my favorite part. also how i talk to my crush.
MAN I CAN'T WAIT TO DIE..................... ME EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN TIME!
um Shut Up?
Um it’s his reply? he does whatever he wants.... •_•
I'm worried for you.
And then when death is around the corner your like no i dont want to die
420 likes
0:11 *I was like that.*
0:17 *Soon i will be like this.*
i’m already like that m8
Ian PLEASE bring back your own channel, we want to see you more often
The Blur or ian is bored.
The should rather bring back anthony
what for? smosh will never be the same anyway
at least he has a channel
School Pros:
-Meet and See friends almost every day
-Weekends are lit
-Lots of breaks and days off
School cons:
-Homework
-Bedtime
-Tests (studying)
-Projects (extra hw)
-Bullies
Work Pros:
-Not school
-You get to actually choose your job..
-Meet coworkers and become friends
-Parties at work
-You can take days off whenever..
-MAKE MONEY 💰
Work Cons:
-Ur not a kid anymore
-Weekends could be stressful
-Drama
-Getting fired sucks ig
-Don’t get as many holidays off
🤷♂️
there is more pros and cons in work than at school
*sarcastically* I wonder why
One can tell from this list that you're a young kid
Beverly N dAm how
What if you have no freinds
Beverly N it's obvious as all hell.
While I was watching at 1:40 my dad walked into my room.
I was watching at 20:39
Cool draco
Oof
Huh
Mario Bogdanovic not the real time idiot
*"Man.... I Wanna Die"* i feel you man
School: Man, I can't wait until I start working.
Work: Man, I wish I was still in school.
2:56 bless you olivia
Dean looks like Quicksilver from X-men Apocalypse
When are we gonna do that
Olivia: **SNEEZE**
gotcha
“Man I can’t wait to die” is my mood everyday
Ksi Vs School
Work vs Logan Paul
I would show up for that!
There is literally a lizard on the tree behind Ian
I salute to people who do both
2:41 there’s 2 lizards behind him XD
1:34 that's what we learned at school today 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Student: I can’t wait to go to work
Worker: I can’t wait to die
Me a student: I can’t wait to die
School is good.
Homework sucks.
Then don't do homework
Then my teacher gets mad cuz we need to hand it in.
@@sa1ntless Do you only have 1 teacher?
once you get into high school, you'll have homework for more than 1 class :)
Warden *middle school AND high school
I’m literally telling EVERY ONE
How many numbers are at work-
Oh wait...
"I don't know what you mean by that" *sluurrpp*
Omg I’ve never been so early
Edit: Omg why did I get so many likes lmao
Same here
Same
Banana Amanda your profile pic lol
JUST TRASH I love your profile pic
That's what she said!
Shayne and Courtney are the funniest ones on Smosh.
Lol I found someone who has the same opinion :)
Same
least funny imo
Yeah they are but there not in any scenes together
Nah nah nah. Ian and Keith are the best.
I think the “do you wanna skip work” one would’ve been funnier the other way around
What is the other way around???
0:53 They could have just asked Wes to show up.
Kevin Worytko TRUEE!
Courtney: Make sure you use safety like (u know what)
Ian:Make sure you use protection like a *lawyer*
Shane’s face at the end is like terror intensifies
what?! RUclips career is more important, and my -5 subs would agree😂
Me to the Zucc ”oh yeah, you do sound like a lizard person”
Zucc to everyone “NO I DON’T”
That lizard guy scene was creepy, but also super impressive. How in the world did Ian do that? That's talent.
Man...i wanna die
Me:owae ma mou shindeiru
Nani?!
NNANNII
*Omae wa mou shindeiru
Nani
*BBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEEEEEE*
Lmao, at 0:57, it says "p*nis oh my" in the captions.
lol
AsianBoy 3 p*nis so hot
Ok, when Ian had stuck out his tongue, which so happened to be a green lizard tongue, I had a _major_ surge of Goosebumps vibes-
At 2:43 they should have put Mark Zuckerberg
Ok so your gonna catch these hands
I love your videos so much lol so relatable
You're school part is like disney channel series😅 so cute
Argh man now I have to die
I'm only early cause I accidentally closed my live stream
What live stream
@@mostafaelsofy2254 ur dumb, they said *her*
Axile Where?!
@@axile9897 no she did dip shit
@@werememescometodie6795 imm dumb?? Im explaining it was her, wtf
Probably one of “new smoshs’ “ funniest videos
0:43 to 0:58 is me and my friend around the school crush.👌😂😍
@MelodicArtz Official don't care what you think :)
You know what's sad if you don't tell th you'll never get a second chance jk
I can’t wait till I graduate
I CANT WAIT TILL I DIE
Every vlogger ever plz
Gooddddd vid my dude
Olivia: hey Ben, wanna skip work?
Ben: NO! Do you wanna be homeless behind a dumpster eating *rats?*
Keith: Yo Vanessa, wanna skip class?
Vanessa: Yes oh my god, let’s pretend we’re homeless and go eat rats behind the dumpster!
I liked the part where keith said „great,now i get to go home and play xbox„Great advice man ;3
student: I cant wait to graduate.
Man: Man i cant wait to die.
I would give all my money to turn the time back
School was the best time in my life...
School was great
In school now and i hate it, it's a waste of time and i haven't learned anything in years
@@vadesnipez4564 me too
I hate it. I'm sick of work and a huge workload
@@vadesnipez4564 Its not waste of time ur gonna become a hotel cleaner with that attitude
school: *CONSTANT SHOUTING*
work: *constant silence*
School "Dane" just looks like Wes
0:44 who else thought it was wes
Work is so relatable, i can't wait to die too
The only thing they have in similar is that they both are bad
not true
F**k u
Mario Bogdanovic it is just an opinion lmao
Mario Bogdanovic
Someone’s on their man period
Nikita Ferreira ikr
Olivia:”Jeff is so divorced”
Jeff: 1:09
*Shayne as an inspirational teacher* “NO! DO YOU WANNA END UP BEING HOMELESS BEHIND A DUMPSTER EATING RATS?!”
0:55 turn on captions😂😂
Make a every Victories secret ever cause I feel like there's so much for them to say about it
Why
So many thongs I see
That Shayne's look when he sees Ian's lizard tongue drastically changed.
I have lizards... 2 geckos and a bearded dragon...
Who else here miss anthony
Me
Me
ME 😫😫😭😭😭
It is sad but he is never going to come back
I miss when the comments on RUclips weren’t like this..
“You do seem like a lizard guy”
*Z U C C INTENSIFIES*
That MF Noah looks like Quicksilver
Jeff is so divorced
0:50 finally noah gets to be the ,,Cool guy''
1 like if you like your godzilla
Tf does that mean?
ゴジラ like if u like ur lizard
1:16 is it me or he almost laughed while saying that line
This is a lot more accurate then I’m comfortable with
This video was hilarious😂
ye
So what
Ya
Plot twist: Dean is a Karen
He's wearing the same wig Smosh used in Every Karen Ever.
I just realized they used The Office logo and I LOVE THE OFFICE
interesting 18 seconds ago huh.
*Dean* looks like the aborted son of the *Terminator*
*I'll be Back...*
And he never came back. *:-[*
The lizard guy one got me 😂
Bruh I work and go to school lol and I'm only 14...
Btw I started working when I was 13?!
Bread Slasher good. I’m glad to see there are members of the new generation that understand the value of hard work. Stay in school, work hard, and make something for yourself. If you put in the time, you will reap the rewards. Good luck.
@@TheGooseIsLoose9000 my bruda
Bread Slasher i started working when i was like 10
Working ? At 13 ?! Like... Working how ?!
@@vatiti9573 take away