Played knock and run when I was a teenager and knocked on the wrong door one day, the man of the house only use to run marathons and chase for about 2 mile and I just stopped out of breath and put my self up for a clip round the earl roll took it like a man 😂😂😂😂😂
anyone else notice the guy in the background 11:14 and 11:30, my bet is its the man from the house they played knock a door run hes stalked them all night and is now contemplating taking the camera :D
*If Paul Smith had a son with Bill Hicks* This is his set.... (Stage is dimly lit. A single spotlight illuminates a microphone stand. The audience buzzes with anticipation. The sound of a cigarette being lit and a deep exhale can be heard. The spotlight brightens, revealing a figure standing tall, It's PAUL SMITH, a comedian with a sharp wit and a touch of cynicism. He leans into the microphone and begins his monologue, channelling the spirit of BILL HICKS.) PAUL SMITH: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. How are we all doing tonight? Fantastic? Yeah, I didn't think so. It's good to be here, I suppose. I mean, what else are any of us doing with our lives? We're here, sitting in a room, pretending to be happy, waiting for me, Paul Smith, your designated bullshit detector, to lay it all out for you. You know, I've been thinking a lot lately about the state of comedy. It's become a circus, hasn't it? A bunch of clowns running around, trying to make you laugh while the world burns. We're living in a time where the absurdity of reality has surpassed anything we could ever come up with on stage. But don't worry, folks. I'm here to remind you of the madness we're living in, to shine a light on the hypocrisy and the idiocy that surrounds us. You want the truth? Well, here it is, served up with a side of sarcasm and a dash of profanity. You see, the problem with the world today is that we've become complacent. We've forgotten how to question things, how to challenge the status quo. We're too busy amusing ourselves to death with mindless entertainment, numbing our minds with reality shows and endless scrolling on social media. We've become anesthetized, blissfully ignorant, and it's killing us, slowly but surely. And then we have the media, the mouthpiece of the powers that be. They spoon-feed us lies, distortions, and distractions, while they line their pockets and manipulate us like marionettes on strings. They sell us fear, they sell us division, and we eat it up like hungry dogs. And what do we get in return? A society riddled with anxiety and hatred, where civil discourse has become a thing of the past. But hey, let's not forget about our dear politicians, those noble souls who promise us the world and deliver nothing but broken dreams and empty rhetoric. They're the real jesters of our time, masters of deception, spinning tales of hope and change while they dance to the tune of corporate interests. They're like used car salesmen, except they're selling us a lemon of a future. Now, I know this might sound bleak, folks, but it's not all doom and gloom. We still have each other. We still have the power to think critically, to question authority, and to demand better. We can be the catalysts for change, the ones who refuse to accept the status quo. We can find humor in the darkness, hope in the absurdity, and maybe, just maybe, we can turn this ship around. So, ladies and gentlemen, as I stand here before you tonight, I want you to remember one thing: laughter is our weapon. It's our rebellion against a world gone mad. So let's all laugh together!!😂
@@wtspaulandlori would love to come see you live your very funny. I’m in St Helens, when you next on and where ? as I will buy two tickets for me and my girlfriend lol
In Edinburgh you can tell the posh gits because instead of “Chappie” as in Chap Door Run they called it Ding Dong Dash 😮 When you’d go over all the back fences in a street and back for a dare it was called a Grand National 😂 or Sneaky Creaky 😅 ..obvs before the internet 😂
Played knock and run when I was a teenager and knocked on the wrong door one day, the man of the house only use to run marathons and chase for about 2 mile and I just stopped out of breath and put my self up for a clip round the earl roll took it like a man 😂😂😂😂😂
I think the fella in the blue top behind you in the pub was ready to kill you all.
11:10 definitely just got back from the toilet and the beak has been out 😂
anyone else notice the guy in the background 11:14 and 11:30, my bet is its the man from the house they played knock a door run hes stalked them all night and is now contemplating taking the camera :D
That bloke towards the end who gave you the fingers looked like he wanted to tear you a new one 😮 😎🤪🤪🤪🤪
Quality
Luv it
Really enjoyed this show. Glad ye enjoyed the trip to Galway. Hopefully, you'll do an extra night next time 🤩
Of course us 60 somethings watch you on line. 😂
You’ve gone so Scouse on stage you’ve got into dolphin mode. Couldn’t understand a word 🤪
Paul is a legend i only found him a year ago and aint stopped laughing since 😂
Brenda's fella was fuminggggggg
I love adult drunken 'knock door ginger', which was very apt on this occasion :)
We call it knock down ginger where im from 😂😂 asif that guy bet his girl you was gonna call her a slag 😂😂
Very late to comment if just commented at the bottom that where I'm from we call it knock off ginger. You've got to be from yorkshire
Check out the moody dude in the bar. Wonder if it was his house you knocked on?
*If Paul Smith had a son with Bill Hicks*
This is his set....
(Stage is dimly lit. A single spotlight illuminates a microphone stand. The audience buzzes with anticipation. The sound of a cigarette being lit and a deep exhale can be heard. The spotlight brightens, revealing a figure standing tall, It's PAUL SMITH, a comedian with a sharp wit and a touch of cynicism. He leans into the microphone and begins his monologue, channelling the spirit of BILL HICKS.)
PAUL SMITH:
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. How are we all doing tonight? Fantastic? Yeah, I didn't think so. It's good to be here, I suppose. I mean, what else are any of us doing with our lives? We're here, sitting in a room, pretending to be happy, waiting for me, Paul Smith, your designated bullshit detector, to lay it all out for you.
You know, I've been thinking a lot lately about the state of comedy. It's become a circus, hasn't it? A bunch of clowns running around, trying to make you laugh while the world burns. We're living in a time where the absurdity of reality has surpassed anything we could ever come up with on stage.
But don't worry, folks. I'm here to remind you of the madness we're living in, to shine a light on the hypocrisy and the idiocy that surrounds us. You want the truth? Well, here it is, served up with a side of sarcasm and a dash of profanity.
You see, the problem with the world today is that we've become complacent. We've forgotten how to question things, how to challenge the status quo. We're too busy amusing ourselves to death with mindless entertainment, numbing our minds with reality shows and endless scrolling on social media. We've become anesthetized, blissfully ignorant, and it's killing us, slowly but surely.
And then we have the media, the mouthpiece of the powers that be. They spoon-feed us lies, distortions, and distractions, while they line their pockets and manipulate us like marionettes on strings. They sell us fear, they sell us division, and we eat it up like hungry dogs. And what do we get in return? A society riddled with anxiety and hatred, where civil discourse has become a thing of the past.
But hey, let's not forget about our dear politicians, those noble souls who promise us the world and deliver nothing but broken dreams and empty rhetoric. They're the real jesters of our time, masters of deception, spinning tales of hope and change while they dance to the tune of corporate interests. They're like used car salesmen, except they're selling us a lemon of a future.
Now, I know this might sound bleak, folks, but it's not all doom and gloom. We still have each other. We still have the power to think critically, to question authority, and to demand better. We can be the catalysts for change, the ones who refuse to accept the status quo. We can find humor in the darkness, hope in the absurdity, and maybe, just maybe, we can turn this ship around.
So, ladies and gentlemen, as I stand here before you tonight, I want you to remember one thing: laughter is our weapon. It's our rebellion against a world gone mad.
So let's all laugh together!!😂
Brilliant show guys amazing content 😂😂
Christ that bloke in the blue in the pub looked like he was brewing for a murder 😂
Hahaha
Knock and run though 😂😂😂😂
Please come back to Galway 🙌
In my area of the country it’s called “Knock down ginger”
Paul you should have done it then it’d had been legit knock down ginger 🤷
Galway has unreal pubs and the best Guinness!
Im from hull (,yorkshire) we actusllu dont call it kmock a door run, believr it or not, we call it knock off ginger 😂😂 honestly. I dont even know why
Up Galway 😂
Did you try Supermacs ?
We all love a Brenda. 😂😂 Epic as always Paul
Thanks Boss
@@wtspaulandlori would love to come see you live your very funny. I’m in St Helens, when you next on and where ? as I will buy two tickets for me and my girlfriend lol
knock down ginger!!
In Edinburgh you can tell the posh gits because instead of “Chappie” as in Chap Door Run they called it Ding Dong Dash 😮
When you’d go over all the back fences in a street and back for a dare it was called a Grand National 😂 or Sneaky Creaky 😅 ..obvs before the internet 😂
I didn't understand half of this vid. Couldn't hear what you were saying