Martha Stewart Shows Stephen How To Garden With A Hammer
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
- 'Martha's Flowers' author Martha Stewart gives Stephen an R-rated gardening lesson.
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holy shit colbert has such a knack for turning what would be a total snorefest into a hilarious moment of gold
"So the hairy balls and the pussywillows go together"
"Mimosa! Lets get hammered" 😂😂 Stephen is on fire throughout this.
yashiWinchester - they make the kumquats.
This has gotta be one of Stephen's best nights in a while.
This is the most unique interview I've seen in a while. Very unexpected.
I love Martha Stewart. Classy. Smart. Crafty. Street cred.
Well before Snoop
Omg this is the best flower arrangement video ever! Stephen loves to hammer. Hahahahah
He loves to hammer pussy...willows!
I laughed so hard when he smashed that tulip. 😂😂😂
"[Penguins] are the rats of Antarctica." LOL.
Bad Man Skill “They’ll peck your eyes out!”
Martha is such a sweetheart!! Who doesn't love her?
that's why her + Snoop is the greatest combo.
Blue collar felons?
Please, no one went to jail after the 2008 meltdown and hers was a much less crime
s21972012145525 - Yeah buddy!! Two wrongs make a Right! If you are not an American, I proclaim you one now! Let's go buy some bombs off our other buddies, get some poor kids to 'serve their country' and kill some brown people to save a nickle on a gallon of gasoline, we'll call it "Operation Freedom", it's gonna sell believe me it's gonna sell, these people are idiots...................Martha Stewart, right!! Fuck that bitch.
umm me - I don't like her very much
I feel like Colbert automatically reverts back to his character during these type of hokey segments, making them all the more entertaining.
This section of the show was better than when Letterman used to screw with the bit. and better than when O'Brien used to screw up the bit. Colbert clearly took time to use clever writing, and allowed Stewart in on the gag. Nice work people, nice work.
The woman is unflappable! She is the BEST!
Like Martha. She rocks
Oh my!! I laughed so hard I cried! And Those flowers are spectacular.
Always loved and supported Martha. What a gal!
i love martha. she's the best
Such a great segment lol. Stephen was killing it!
I love Martha I think she’s under appreciated
Man! I remember the time when Martha used to come on the Conan's show when he was on NBC. That was the best!
I love how honest she is 😂
She went to prison what congressman do everyday, and can’t be investigated for.
Steven you made me blush. It was funny! I like Martha Stewart. I love me some Steven Colbert.
Kathy Bryant llplppllpp 2
The things they taught Martha in prison...
14 years ago: Martha Stewart went jailed because her financial adviser told her bad news was coming and she sold $230K in stock.
*Today: it was discovered Trump-Buddy Carl Icahn dumped ~$32M in stock in a company reliant on steel imports in the days before Trump announced steel tariffs.*
You have ONE guess who is gonna be left alone by the SEC and all the other law enforcement.
Cancun771
OMG, Trump manipulates the stock market every day. His close friends must be making billions. Can you imagine what three hours of advance notice would have been worth, for example, the start of Trumpenfuhrer's trade war?
Although I honestly believe he did that just on a frustrated whim and didn't even know _himself_ three hours in advance... and I can't even decide which is worse.
Cancun771
JMHO: They're both worse than having a real president
Stewart used some inside infomation to get rid of a stock that was going to lose value, so she went to prison. She wasn't in control of anything other than her own investment. Her crime amounts to nothing when compared with the fact that Ichan may well have personally overseen Trump's manipulation of the stock market through his role of "good buddy advisor".
x Miller
IMHO, this is the greatest example of stock market manipulation in the history of the human race:
"... January 7, 2018…
_The Stock Market has been creating tremendous benefits for our country in the form of not only Record Setting Stock Prices, but present and future Jobs, Jobs, Jobs. Seven TRILLION dollars of value created since our big election win!_
..."
mobile.twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/950105312782114817?lang=en
*Wall Street tumbles again as S&P, Dow confirm correction*
www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-stocks/wall-street-tumbles-again-as-sp-dow-confirm-correction-idUSKBN1FS1UG
"... February 8, 2018...
_U.S. stocks plunged anew on Thursday in another trading session with big swings, as equities remained in a tug-of-war with bond yields, volatility remained high, and investors failed to see a bottom of the market ahead_ .
_The benchmark S&P 500 and the Dow industrials confirmed they were in correction territory, both falling more than 10 percent from their Jan. 26 record highs. The S&P 500 slumped 3.8 percent on Thursday, while the Dow dropped 4.2 percent as losses accelerated late in the trading day_ .
..."
So basically, Trump told tens of millions of people who are to DUMB to know better, that a rising stock market represented rising intrinsic value.
The GDP growth for 2017 was about 3%, but the S&P 500 was up 19% for the same period. But if Trump said that made sense, well, it made sense, to them!!!
God I love Martha..... Talk about a fucking legend. Just totally commanding and epic. Talk about an institution of class
did not expect that to be so funny
6:55 Colbert is checkin out Martha hardcore
Hehehe.. totally
Great job Martha Stewart
He's so shady I love it
I laughed way too hard at Stephen's hammering. :D
Go Martha !!
This was so perfect!!!! LMAO
LOL do NOT let Stephen loose near a hammer
How do you not love Martha Stewart
I knew this would be hilarious!!
He is such a clown. I love him. I'll bet he cracks his wife up.
If they had snoop over as well this would have been perfect
They should have Colbert visit for one of their cooking sessions. XD
She and snoop are perfect together. They will definitely have you laughing your ass off.
Read the title as "Martha Stewart Shows Stephen How To Garden Hammered"
That vase has a "dirty mind."
I like her and Snoop together on the cooking show :)
This is vintage Colbert! I love it.
I almost skipped this interview. I'm glad I didn't
I have never laughed so hard at a Colbert segment - holy hairy balls
Improv genius!
She doesn't look 76! :o
Steven's brain at 6:56 "I could F*** you good Martha"
This fucking guy. Hahahahaha omg. "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!!"
Man I haven't had a good laugh, Stephen needs to do more comedy.
puertoricanboy100 more ? That's all he does
Hysterical!!!
I love Martha
This is like the Monty Python Flower Arrangement sketch
Forget the flowers.... Who knew penguins were such a menace!! Breaking news...
Colbert is Swedish Chef!
6:56 He is not a liar when he says she is beautiful. Just look at his face! lol
wow . though segment rushed and shoehorned in , masterful SC hits a homerun
Mr. Colbert, you should consider meeting Earnie Stewart. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earnie_Stewart. I met his cousin Mary in 1990 when I was in New York. This mostly for Stewart-Cohen 😀
So weird to see a plant from the the mimosa genus in an ARRANGEMENT. Like... they are popular houseplants because of their touch sensitivity - the leaves close up when touched. Also interesting that it wasn't the more popular mimosa pudica, tho I guess the one used looks nicer for an arrangement....
btw Stephen, carnivores don't eat other carnivores (typically). Think of the meats that people eat - they are all herbivore animals. Even in the wild, tigers (lions, etc.) eat herbivores, they don't eat other meat eaters. This is in reference to Stephen's comment on Martha not eating penguins.
When he said “this can’t be as cold as the last place you were”, I was half expecting him to pull out a picture of prison...
Martha Stewart
Stephen was making the joke about her eating penguins, but yesterday, I was making a mental connection between penguins and porgs. lol
Stephen - . Hahahahaha.
This is great
reminds me of
"flower arranging with
Dr. Gumby..(montypython)
He can barely contain his disdain for her. Flowers and fury. :-)
I think snoop dogg has been a bad influence on her. Lmao
Brian Thomas She's the FELON lol
I think it's the other way around, I think he drinks a lot more since he's been cooking with her.
I'm sure Snoop's flower arrangement is aromatic when lit
shes always made dirty remarks lol
i'll never forget her roast of justin bieber. too funny!
I had no idea mimosas could be yellow. Nice.
FREEZING? but raining... that's cute
😃😄Hahahah. I can now, officially, say that I have seen Stephen handle hairy balls on television.
that was so funny to watch
I sure wish Colbert would ask Martha to show off her prison tattoo...She's still wearing her female prison blues so you know she's proud and representin'.
Stephen Colbert - do you know Prager U is the lead in ad to your RUclips clips?
LOLOL🤣
I wish the world could be as classy as her. I hate vulgarity.
Fuck it up Martha
Stephen's hammer bit was starting to remind me of HowToBasic.
Stephen, you forgot your mustache and handkerchief.
It's her 90th book, I can't really blame her for running out of topics.
Just in case anyone is interested... there are about 18 different species of penguin. No Arctic or Sub-Arctic species are in danger, however, the species outside of the blistering cold Arctic regions are a different story. A lot of the species that are found in New Zealand and Africa are threatened.
Also, it kind of seems like Stephen was disappointed that there wouldn't be any food, so he just sort of did whatever he wanted. I'm more than fine with it though.
Penguins in the Arctic? Nope. Learn before you teach.
There's no such thing as " Southern Arctic Ocean". Relax, breathe through your nose, and look it up. Also, learn before you teach, next time.
It's called the Southern Polar Sea or just Southern Ocean, opposed to the Arctic Ocean in the north, which, depending from what language you come from, could be translated as Southern and Northern Arctic Ocean.
But the Arctic is really only on the northern hemisphere (arctos, greek for bear, star constellation above North Pole), the Antarctic is called like that, because it's located opposite from the Arctic (Anti-Arctic).
They are both polar regions though, I think that's what you meant. It's pretty common using arctic for both, just to describe the climate, but professionally speaking only the northern part is arctic, the southern pole is antarctic.
So I really hope this just occurred because of translation issues and everything's cool now, no need for bleepable words anymore. And I had the chance to throw a piece of knowledge out there :D
Oh, and sub-arctic is also only on the northern hemisphere. Only penguins in zoos there (and a few on Galapagos). The other thing is, again, called sub-antarctic :)
The1AndOnlyGoldenboy
They released albums in 2006 2002 1999 and 2009. If the 9s were originally suppose to represent numbers all those number tie in to what I'm saying
Hammer... (I think of stereotypical "hard labor" in jail, in cartoons).
Why did you eat that Stephen? Now your poop will be filled with petals
On top of rhcp performing at lolapalooza on my birthday they released Brendan s death song the year after brandon killed himself In guess... 2011 a source I found at the Iowa city va said thst was the year vet suicide went to 22 a year
still in her prison clothes i see
winkle bird lol thats exactly what I thought too
haha, thought she had nursing scrubs on:)
lol im actually in the same outfit but they are called pjs..lol
*LOL x 234* You win that coveted comment of the day award!
She could loan them to Trump, but they would have to be let out. Still, let the government save a buck when they can.
If I had a show , I wouldn't let convicts on to get any more publicity
Oh so cute! She came in her prison outfit
BORK BORK BORK!!
Channeling Letterman--FINALLY.
stephen i can listen to you talk about LOTR aaaalll day but arranging flowers puts me right to sleep ZZZzzzz
He's doing Letterman shtick. Kinda dumb. Martha is always a good sport.
Was that a Covington House hammer?
This could of only been better if snoop dogg was there
2*
Stephen tried to upstage Martha but hers still looked better lmao.
👊
Did Stephen say 'Damn, girl'?
Raining in Antarctica? Hmm...
How much does he hate her? Lol
Martha's skin looks baby soft...
It's freezing here.
by the way I've been in Antarctica. wtf. Ain't freezing there. It is fucking freezing in ANTARCTICA
I thought she was polishing the brass on the Titanic...