Dangerous Life Hacks

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @derptomistic
    @derptomistic Год назад +1825

    "I realized I had too many functional limbs, so I invented this"

    • @sideways5153
      @sideways5153 8 месяцев назад +38

      “The design is very human”

    • @fredmartin126
      @fredmartin126 3 месяца назад +2

      WTF!!!

    • @snewsh
      @snewsh 2 месяца назад +2

      Gotta wonder what the Bakers Lungs caused by sawdust would look like.

    • @user-hy1nb3ho9o
      @user-hy1nb3ho9o 11 дней назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ro63rto
    @ro63rto 2 года назад +65524

    It's the new and improved Sawdust 2000. It creates evenly sized sawdust so you can spread it all over your workshop and pretend you've done a ton of work.

    • @downtime3606
      @downtime3606 2 года назад +2626

      That actually makes the most sense. I've been thinking about it and I agree with you.

    • @lmoraes181
      @lmoraes181 2 года назад +207

      😂😂😂😂

    • @hunterknapp1494
      @hunterknapp1494 2 года назад +97

      Lmao

    • @CaptainApathetic
      @CaptainApathetic 2 года назад +779

      School Janitors have these in a closet to ensure they have enough sawdust to clean up puke. When the fridge keeping the milk cold for lunch gives out it'll come in handy.

    • @MAN-20
      @MAN-20 2 года назад +135

      holy fuck dude I don't know why I laughed soo hard. 😂

  • @mikeschmidt4800
    @mikeschmidt4800 Год назад +5740

    This is what the electricians use at the job site to make sure they leave a giant mess that they will refuse to clean.

    • @fartboss2
      @fartboss2 Год назад +159

      Electricians always leave a mess and dont clean it up, i think its part of the job description

    • @obi-wankenobi1750
      @obi-wankenobi1750 Год назад +311

      As an electrician, no this is not what we use. That thing doesn’t make enough of a mess for you peasants 😂😂😂

    • @IZ_World
      @IZ_World Год назад +105

      Yeah c'mon we don't need that to make a mess. I'm no machine assisted slob. It's all natural talent

    • @Sundayafternoonbp
      @Sundayafternoonbp Год назад +75

      I remember the electricians said i can have all the copper if i picked it up for them 🤣 took about 25 minutes and i bought a case and dinner with it

    • @jcb986h2
      @jcb986h2 Год назад +2

      @@fartboss2 can confirm

  • @newtybot
    @newtybot Год назад +356

    This is Stage 3 of Advanced Sawdust-In-Lungs syndrome. The sawdust has overtaken their mind and has geared their instincts solely towards the creation of more sawdust. What he didn’t show is that he is on-top of a large building, this ensures more people in the area will inhale sawdust, thus the virus may spread.
    Kind of a shame really, easily preventable

  • @Step_in_Faith
    @Step_in_Faith 2 года назад +7472

    "is this a pencil sharpener?" Nah fam, that's a universal eraser.

  • @LimitedGunnerGM
    @LimitedGunnerGM Год назад +1933

    They can’t run beads because they’re welding with car batteries.

    • @darkdelta
      @darkdelta Год назад +75

      Gunner, I think you're onto something here!

    • @user-lx3qn9qj4g
      @user-lx3qn9qj4g Год назад +22

      That actually works and serves a purpose, though lol

    • @supertornadogun1690
      @supertornadogun1690 11 месяцев назад +25

      Pretty sure you can still run a bead with car batteries but maybe you need more than one.

    • @russianotter
      @russianotter 10 месяцев назад +34

      @@supertornadogun1690 Yup. It's been years since I was welding like a punk, but if I remember right you need at least 3 batteries, possibly just two beefy ones, to make decently functional beads

    • @Biden_is_demented
      @Biden_is_demented 10 месяцев назад +22

      You can´t run a bead in material that thin. You just end with a big hole that you then have to fill with tacks. Trust me on that.

  • @aaronbest747
    @aaronbest747 2 года назад +4287

    "Finger remover 2000" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli
    @GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli Год назад +292

    Honestly the final product is actually the best finger remover I've ever seen.

    • @censorduck
      @censorduck 8 месяцев назад +8

      it not only removes fingers from your hand, but from existence itself.

    • @TerryProthero
      @TerryProthero 3 месяца назад +1

      You too can be a mob boss by following these simple and easy steps.

    • @jordaneggerman4734
      @jordaneggerman4734 Месяц назад

      ​@@TerryProtheroJust... _please_ run a bead... 😂

  • @nightcross1030
    @nightcross1030 2 года назад +2476

    Sometimes you just need a lot of sawdust, and you want to get it in as dangerous a fashion as possible. I get that.

    • @grzexd
      @grzexd Год назад +42

      And as expensive as possible, a bram like this is worth multiple more times than any sawdust since its a free by product

    • @theflyingdutchguy9870
      @theflyingdutchguy9870 Год назад +11

      its all about balancing on that edge. i mean you could just use an axe to cut of a hand. but thats too easy😂

    • @Gameboygenius
      @Gameboygenius Год назад +10

      Don't kinkshame.

    • @jaustwan
      @jaustwan Год назад +29

      Sawdust is useful for soaking up blood, so that's essential for this workshop. And it can be operated without fingers.

    • @ryelor123
      @ryelor123 Год назад +1

      Could be for making charcoal briquettes or salvaging plastic. These videos aren't meant for people in 1st world countries. Also, they exist as a proof-of-concept and not as a finished product to build. They expect their viewers to do a better job building their own devices.

  • @oldhillbillybuckkowalski
    @oldhillbillybuckkowalski 2 года назад +3922

    Awesome, I was wondering how I could turn expensive lumber into dust a efficiently as possible because lumber is so bulky and troublesome.

    • @Shadi2
      @Shadi2 2 года назад +149

      imagine if lumberyards knew about this, they could store & transport all that lumber as dust!

    • @oldhillbillybuckkowalski
      @oldhillbillybuckkowalski 2 года назад +78

      @@Shadi2 and think of the decreased risk to employees regarding hernias, back injuries, etc... since carrying heavy pieces of lumber will no longer be a necessary task, simply carry a styrofoam cup of lumber at a time and even if you were to drop it on your toes it will cause no pain or injury unlike the traditional old obsolete style of lumber in that ridiculous "Board Form" And the end user will certainly appreciate how much easier it is to drive nails or screws into this new modern style of lumber. I think the smart investment to make big returns and gain long-term financial stability is pretty obvious, I'm gonna sink my entire 401K into this and retire in style and 10 years early !!!

    • @119beaker
      @119beaker 2 года назад +72

      You just run the machine in reverse to reconstitute your lumber

    • @oldhillbillybuckkowalski
      @oldhillbillybuckkowalski 2 года назад +26

      @@119beaker that's some ultra genius level shit there.

    • @torrycole6477
      @torrycole6477 2 года назад +3

      The blades aren’t real cheap either

  • @tripclipgt6573
    @tripclipgt6573 2 года назад +6876

    "Okay, tack it"
    "You gonna run a bead"
    "More tacking, tack tack tack"
    "Can't you guys just run a damn bead"

    • @jordencjoy
      @jordencjoy 2 года назад +49

      What was the song name

    • @jordencjoy
      @jordencjoy 2 года назад +63

      @Fred Feuerstein cuz why not plus do you know the song name? 🤔

    • @redneck3693
      @redneck3693 2 года назад +67

      @@jordencjoy cuz it's pretty weird to ask this person specifically instead of dropping a comment on the main thread haha. But Idk i wanna know the song name too.

    • @timmykkgb
      @timmykkgb 2 года назад +20

      Because the stick was too big for the metal. Wouldve been burning straight through the material

    • @tripclipgt6573
      @tripclipgt6573 2 года назад +10

      @@jordencjoy how do you even hear the song? I went back and can barely hear it, Im surprised you can hear it enough to like it 😆

  • @jacksondarby746
    @jacksondarby746 10 месяцев назад +113

    The thing that hurts the most is, he’s welding everything in place, do you not need that angle grinder again?, Do you not ever need to change out those sawblades when they get dull, or we just gonna play cut it apart and weld it back together. Every time you need to do basic maintenance on the finger remover 2000?

    • @amyshaw893
      @amyshaw893 7 месяцев назад +13

      To be fair, the grinder is only bolted in, you can get that back quite easily

    • @bobbyshifflett311
      @bobbyshifflett311 7 месяцев назад +8

      this thing has no purpose and was probably tossed in the scrap pile as soon as they finished filming. they might have removed the grinder but its probably a cheap grinder that went into the trash with this monstrosity

    • @magicivy
      @magicivy 3 месяца назад +2

      This comment actually made me laugh out loud 😂

    • @derekgardin1512
      @derekgardin1512 3 месяца назад +10

      You only have to assemble it once, after you won't have ay fingers left to take it back apart anyways.

    • @rossbrumby1957
      @rossbrumby1957 10 дней назад

      The blades are tungsten tipped so for making sawdust from clean wood, itll last the angle grinder out twice over or more.

  • @jurepejovnik4493
    @jurepejovnik4493 2 года назад +5855

    Finger remover 2000 got me laughing hard

    • @GHOST5691.
      @GHOST5691. 2 года назад +13

      🤣 this killed me

    • @randomguy245
      @randomguy245 2 года назад +8

      deym that also got me sht hard.

    • @nickv1008
      @nickv1008 2 года назад +20

      Now available the finger remover 2022. Larger motor, bigger saw blades, faster finger removal, less stinging with the all new carbide cutters. Decorative vermillion paint so the blood hardly shows. Free delivery in cont. United States.

    • @MeteoricStoneofShatteredSouls
      @MeteoricStoneofShatteredSouls 2 года назад +4

      @@nickv1008 Lemme get 3!!

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 2 года назад +6

      @@GHOST5691. well it sure is gonna kill _someone_ ! 😅

  • @TwoTimes289
    @TwoTimes289 2 года назад +2001

    "What is this, a pencil sharpener for one bys?" I'm dead

    • @danisusaki2816
      @danisusaki2816 2 года назад +10

      No you're not

    • @madmax82988
      @madmax82988 2 года назад +10

      RIP IN PEACE

    • @Kj16V
      @Kj16V 2 года назад +24

      @@madmax82988 RIP in peace
      = rest in peace in peace
      = rest (in peace)²

    • @madmax82988
      @madmax82988 2 года назад +16

      @@Kj16V first time on the internet huh?

    • @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice
      @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice 2 года назад +7

      @@Kj16V yup, thats the joke, thats why it was said like that. it is a well known joke.

  • @JJ-xj4tz
    @JJ-xj4tz 2 года назад +1562

    "We got this machine, I guess it's to remove your fingers" sent me 🤣

    • @thesorrow4664
      @thesorrow4664 2 года назад +1

      😫

    • @MrMoron-qn5rx
      @MrMoron-qn5rx 2 года назад +2

      It also cant be removed, so hes going to have to replace the entire thing one day...

    • @jordencjoy
      @jordencjoy 2 года назад +1

      What was the song name

    • @mage3690
      @mage3690 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, that's what they do. Statistically, they are the worst thing in the shop for removing fingers, and adding a jerry-rigged pile of metal, pillow blocks, welds, and a grinder does not bode well for workplace safety.

    • @jaimereyes3583
      @jaimereyes3583 2 года назад

      Literally

  • @davemeads859
    @davemeads859 Год назад +114

    I remember the good old days when debt collectors just cut your fingers off with pliers

    • @gopackgo4036
      @gopackgo4036 3 месяца назад +8

      Magic pliers*

    • @BrianLuxe
      @BrianLuxe 3 месяца назад

      Automation FTW!

    • @TerryProthero
      @TerryProthero 3 месяца назад +2

      The Boss: "Tony. Show our friend the pencil sharpener."
      Tony grinds up a piece of wood.
      Guy: 'No! I swear I'll get you the money!"

  • @colinater237
    @colinater237 Год назад +87

    they’ve officially developed the most efficient way to lose your arm in a horrific way

    • @merendell
      @merendell Год назад +4

      Not sure its the most efficient way but the wounds that would inflict sure would be horrific. That said if I needed a wood chipper that badly I'd just go down to harbor freight. theirs are not very expensive and would be a heck of alot safer than that death trap.

  • @gohamwitstacks6765
    @gohamwitstacks6765 2 года назад +552

    “Just run a bead.” I told so many apprentice welders the same thing. PTSD.

    • @valory13
      @valory13 2 года назад +4

      What the hell is a bead?

    • @Norwegian_Bastard
      @Norwegian_Bastard 2 года назад +4

      @@valory13 not just tack welds.

    • @johndelta00
      @johndelta00 2 года назад +12

      That welder would blow a hole in that thin crap

    • @gohamwitstacks6765
      @gohamwitstacks6765 2 года назад +2

      @@johndelta00 😂😂

    • @Lucas12v
      @Lucas12v 2 года назад +13

      @@johndelta00 with the right rod, you can stick weld fairly thin. 1/16 6013 running electrode negative can weld utility blades if you're good. Not saying it's practical to stick weld that thin of course.

  • @itsneitherofustoday9955
    @itsneitherofustoday9955 2 года назад +1109

    “Go do you boo-boo” 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @rustyking8783
    @rustyking8783 10 месяцев назад +21

    Perfect way to use the 20 sawblades you got for Christmas. 🎉

  • @timidb
    @timidb 2 года назад +6365

    you can remove unwanted wood with this
    too bad no one invented something more efficient at making a piece of wood shorter

    • @sup3rNico
      @sup3rNico 2 года назад +34

      Lololol 😆

    • @kalikiller1771
      @kalikiller1771 2 года назад +25

      Like a miter saw lol

    • @northernalpine4350
      @northernalpine4350 2 года назад +126

      what about *_Morning wood?_*

    • @timidb
      @timidb 2 года назад +108

      @@northernalpine4350 sure, go ahead!
      I'll pass tho

    • @danielkila23
      @danielkila23 2 года назад +3

      Chainsaw for real 😂

  • @SatelliteYL
    @SatelliteYL 2 года назад +574

    Love when a “life hack” takes way longer than just solving whatever problem u have the normal way

    • @JohnSmith-im8qt
      @JohnSmith-im8qt 2 года назад +41

      I'm not even sure this one solves a problem any human has.

    • @mro4ts457
      @mro4ts457 2 года назад +1

      @@JohnSmith-im8qt 🤣

    • @mdma4u2
      @mdma4u2 2 года назад +5

      @@JohnSmith-im8qt maybe he has too much wood 🤔

    • @Charlies_Factory
      @Charlies_Factory 2 года назад +7

      @@mdma4u2 lmfao 🤣 like firewood is even a better use for that problem. Maybe if you have too many fingers.

    • @mdma4u2
      @mdma4u2 2 года назад +1

      @@Charlies_Factory mmm...finger sausages 🤔

  • @pillgrimm
    @pillgrimm 2 года назад +2278

    "you do you booboo" LMAO

    • @Forklifterforsale4
      @Forklifterforsale4 2 года назад +17

      "Go do you booboo" just a lil correction

    • @madmerdhyntheblack911
      @madmerdhyntheblack911 2 года назад +5

      When picking up slang from your sugarbaby goes wrong. You don't call a man booboo unless you're a woman or that's his name.

    • @fieldsofwickedness
      @fieldsofwickedness 2 года назад +2

      I laughed so hard when he said that…

    • @BenutzerWalter
      @BenutzerWalter 2 года назад +6

      @@madmerdhyntheblack911 ok cry about it

    • @maxbenson9982
      @maxbenson9982 2 года назад +3

      Go do you booboo. Go do you. GODOYOUBOOBOO. GODOYOUBOOBOO!!!!!!!!

  • @William_Van_Landingham_III
    @William_Van_Landingham_III Год назад +10

    Seeing the intended purpose at the end made me laugh, so thanks 😂

  • @leift70
    @leift70 2 года назад +1725

    Most of these “life hacks” are absolutely worthless. Life delete hack

    • @almightym4332
      @almightym4332 2 года назад +1

      Not a rick roll ruclips.net/video/_0Gy3oF11WQ/видео.html

    • @Medalsforfucktards
      @Medalsforfucktards 2 года назад +5

      @Ruben Gonzalez what advice did he give?

    • @beforelifewaschaos
      @beforelifewaschaos 2 года назад +2

      @Ruben Gonzalez Who are you exactly to decide that? :)

    • @HwoarangtheBoomerang
      @HwoarangtheBoomerang 2 года назад +3

      @@beforelifewaschaos Someone with the superpower of observation.

    • @loomyloom1011
      @loomyloom1011 2 года назад +2

      I'm gonna start using "life delete" lol

  • @americancapitalist9094
    @americancapitalist9094 Год назад +603

    My anxiety increased with every tack weld.

    • @klimakleberwegreisser
      @klimakleberwegreisser Год назад +18

      My AnXiEtY - every beta in 2k23

    • @Karsjk
      @Karsjk Год назад +64

      @@klimakleberwegreisser You’re such an alpha dog. I can feel your sigma grindset oozing through the air. I bet you’ve watched all the self help videos on rumble to attain such a high value of alpha dog energy.

    • @adamofblastworks1517
      @adamofblastworks1517 Год назад

      @@klimakleberwegreisser "2k23"

    • @nateg08
      @nateg08 Год назад +5

      ​@@klimakleberwegreisseronly betas worry about other people's beta status.

    • @ladyellen7993
      @ladyellen7993 Год назад +12

      Noooo guys stop, don’t bully the defenseless alpha male 🥺

  • @MethodiaLordae
    @MethodiaLordae 2 года назад +712

    "This is a.. Hand remover?" Lmao

    • @RiderBlitz1.0
      @RiderBlitz1.0 2 года назад +2

      *ikr*

    • @almightym4332
      @almightym4332 2 года назад

      Not a rick roll ruclips.net/video/_0Gy3oF11WQ/видео.html

    • @longbow6416
      @longbow6416 2 года назад +2

      Shake hands with danger! 🤝⚡

    • @CaptOrbit
      @CaptOrbit 2 года назад +1

      @@longbow6416 Any guy oughta know/ I used to laugh at saftey/ But now they call me... Three Finger Joe
      And now we know how Joe lost his fingers. It was clearly to this machine.

    • @airplanemaniacgaming7877
      @airplanemaniacgaming7877 Год назад

      ​@@longbow6416*_fuckin sweet guitar riff_*

  • @stacycullum3597
    @stacycullum3597 3 месяца назад +2

    I've seen this a dozen times, " Is this a pencil sharpener for 1 bys" cracks me up every time......

  • @cakesodomy4358
    @cakesodomy4358 2 года назад +753

    This is the type of thing you make when you're on meth: some super complicated, barely together, unsafe contraption that takes 8 hours to make, in order to solve a problem that could have been solved with a 5 minute trip to the parts store. It's even scarier to think that someone not on drugs made this, as there really isn't an excuse then.

    • @dezee7944
      @dezee7944 2 года назад +25

      Yo be fair we can't guarantee there weren't any drugs

    • @grqfes
      @grqfes 2 года назад

      For all we know these life hack fuckers could be stoned the whole way through

    • @Angel-vd2hr
      @Angel-vd2hr 2 года назад +23

      Even then, how do you replace the blades? They welded everything all around.

    • @stoneomountain2390
      @stoneomountain2390 2 года назад +11

      @@Angel-vd2hr
      The end is open to loosen the blades, you then remove the bolted on grinder and pull the shaft from the pedestal bearing.
      The blades stay in the casing which you then proceed to tip over to remove the blades.
      The real problem begins when you try to re-assemble.

    • @Spider-ew2gc
      @Spider-ew2gc 2 года назад +15

      @@stoneomountain2390 now explain what the fucking purpose is.

  • @cheddarcollector9271
    @cheddarcollector9271 Год назад +486

    I think he just asked someone what they made in their workshop and they hit him with the old “sawdust” but he took it literally

  • @dulizardglasses3170
    @dulizardglasses3170 2 года назад +796

    This looks like something jigsaw made while he was drunk on cheep vodka

    • @thelittlestgiant
      @thelittlestgiant 2 года назад +13

      “cheep”

    • @RandomPerson-nd2ey
      @RandomPerson-nd2ey 2 года назад +2

      Haha, perfect explanation!

    • @tannymanny1000
      @tannymanny1000 2 года назад +11

      @@thelittlestgiant now i'm just thinking of peeps flavored vodka

    • @dulizardglasses3170
      @dulizardglasses3170 2 года назад +3

      @@tannymanny1000 that does sound good

    • @antr6436
      @antr6436 2 года назад +3

      Not even the actual trap it’s just something he shows you while your in the trap cause he thinks it’s cool

  • @darkdelta
    @darkdelta Год назад +1

    I tell you this is a 1-2 knockout channel! First is the content and commentary by Wes, only to be followed by the comments! A true win-win!

  • @kathydina3646
    @kathydina3646 Год назад +188

    I'm fully convinced that that device is a torture tool advertised as a sander

    • @RamadaArtist
      @RamadaArtist Год назад +12

      For real. I'm like, "this is an instruction video for the mob, that's why they can't run a bead."

    • @docferringer
      @docferringer 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@RamadaArtist How could the mob torture someone with a device when all you can shove into it is a 1x1" piece of wood?
      ...oh. Yeah, that would be effective. LOL

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal 11 месяцев назад +2

      best ball scratcher in the universe

    • @adamabele785
      @adamabele785 10 месяцев назад +2

      It is a nail polisher

  • @jeffery19677
    @jeffery19677 2 года назад +404

    You gotta have a welding hood to run a bead. Tack, tack, tack is used when you close your eyes and HOPE you hit the spot....

    • @Iwontreadyourreply
      @Iwontreadyourreply 2 года назад +25

      They own a stick machine but no hood, makes sense. Who the fuck buys a machine and nothing else lmao

    • @delanorrosey4730
      @delanorrosey4730 2 года назад +7

      That's what she said

    • @AlexanderVormov
      @AlexanderVormov 2 года назад +3

      @@delanorrosey4730 this genuinely made me laugh 😅

    • @ubergreenguru5704
      @ubergreenguru5704 2 года назад +16

      @@Iwontreadyourreply Welcome to Asia... Where safety is third.

    • @jaidenbrink
      @jaidenbrink 2 года назад +3

      @@ubergreenguru5704 coffee is 1st, safety is like 3rd or 4th

  • @AskMoonBurst
    @AskMoonBurst Месяц назад +1

    For this easy life hack, you'll just need a few basic household items. A table saw, a power drill, 17 saw blades, and instant spot wielder, a water cutter, a laser engraver, the blood of an ancient deity, a 3d printer, and some imagination!

  • @mtnbkr8480
    @mtnbkr8480 Год назад +157

    This is genius, I was wondering how to make saw dust.

  • @GodlikeIridium
    @GodlikeIridium 2 года назад +193

    "It's to remove your fingers" 😂
    "Death machine. The finger remover 2000" 😂👍

  • @ryanquinn1257
    @ryanquinn1257 2 года назад +434

    Haha I had same but worse reaction to that first one:
    “What in the finger-removing fk is that?”

    • @t.j.cornett7495
      @t.j.cornett7495 Год назад +4

      Mine was why in the finger removing FK would you build this? Close enough that I gotta really good laugh.
      😆😆🤣😂😄😁

  • @eyerollthereforeiam1709
    @eyerollthereforeiam1709 Месяц назад

    Poor Funk.. He wakes up screaming "TACKS TACKS TACKS For the love of God, please run a bead!!!"

  • @ericksantiago9130
    @ericksantiago9130 2 года назад +876

    My only guess as to what this would be used for is like a DIY small scale wood chipper/destroyer. It seems to serve no other purpose than to haphazardly produce cellulose powder out of pieces of wood.

    • @noassociation85
      @noassociation85 2 года назад +11

      Don't call it that,people will work out it's in their muffins,it's wood dust that is all

    • @schattenprinz
      @schattenprinz 2 года назад +1

      Wood dust could be useful in tabletop crafting. But you can texturize a terrain or a street or whatever with plenty other materials so yeah

    • @leezy7787
      @leezy7787 2 года назад

      Shut up Erick 😂

    • @noassociation85
      @noassociation85 2 года назад

      @@leezy7787 😳🤣

    • @DaSquareful
      @DaSquareful 2 года назад

      Attach a lighter and you got a sweet flamethrower that may explode.

  • @carrops
    @carrops 2 года назад +316

    "ladies and gentlemen, i introduce, a wood sander but with sawblades so you're more likely to lose your fingers. Oh and there's like 10 sawblades rotating down into this little box so if you lose one finger you're probably gonna lose the rest and also your entire hand."

    • @Lovesausage269
      @Lovesausage269 Год назад +12

      I’ve always felt that I didn’t have enough ways at work to lose an entire hand and possibly send metal saw blade pieces flying in all directions.

    • @junicohen7918
      @junicohen7918 Год назад +4

      The person building this reaches into corn pickers for fun

    • @KTK01
      @KTK01 Год назад +1

      I've always wondered what the fastest way to lose my hand was!! Been looking for a while

  • @steve_beatty
    @steve_beatty 2 года назад +7153

    Amazing ain't it .... Probably a 6 hour project ...to what end ? something to help a wife keep her man in line ? 🥴

    • @FunkFPV
      @FunkFPV  2 года назад +539

      And like $300 in materials 😜

    • @theshop2545
      @theshop2545 2 года назад +109

      Its making sawdust .

    • @northernalpine4350
      @northernalpine4350 2 года назад +37

      aw goddamnit you had to say it

    • @chriszekableyat9886
      @chriszekableyat9886 2 года назад +62

      A husband needs to occupy himself to getaway from wife for a few hours, and this project will do it.

    • @Dutch.W
      @Dutch.W 2 года назад +13

      @@northernalpine4350 lost my woody too

  • @davidphetteplace4769
    @davidphetteplace4769 2 месяца назад

    Medic here. Thank you to people who do insane tool hacks and keep my calls interesting.

  • @drunkweebmarine9492
    @drunkweebmarine9492 Год назад +49

    I have no idea how I found these videos but I could listen to this guy all day

  • @RinksRides
    @RinksRides 2 года назад +189

    Ah the ubiquitous India master crafting videos.. never fails to give OSHA hyperventilating.

    • @cbmech2563
      @cbmech2563 Год назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @brianrhubbard
      @brianrhubbard Год назад

      I was gonna give you a like, but 69 was all you need

    • @Sharpless2
      @Sharpless2 Год назад

      well to be fair, osha is a buncha hosers. But this is still stupid as hell.

  • @ry2thepoint
    @ry2thepoint 2 года назад +869

    What even is that? I was a handyman for a decade & I can’t imagine what that monstrosity is for 🤔😳

    • @FunkFPV
      @FunkFPV  2 года назад +277

      Best I could come up with is a really dangerous drum sander 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @advancedgamist2352
      @advancedgamist2352 2 года назад +50

      @@FunkFPV Maybe wood chips/shavings for starting off fires and soaking up spilt water

    • @got2strpk
      @got2strpk 2 года назад +55

      @@FunkFPV beautifully sanded 1x taken all the way up to 3 whole grits.

    • @mountainbikerdave
      @mountainbikerdave 2 года назад +21

      This thing has no purpose

    • @jpannda2711
      @jpannda2711 2 года назад +29

      Makes a good woodchipper if you only deal with sticks

  • @nicholasreynolds6609
    @nicholasreynolds6609 День назад

    Died, when you said "to remove your fingers". Love it!

  • @jamesschuh8568
    @jamesschuh8568 Год назад +57

    I love this Dudes commentary 🤣👉 "finger remover 2000" 😂. This is great "Why can't you guys run beads?!" "Just go with the beads!" 👍 all overwhelmed at the end 😂.

    • @RichieKrol
      @RichieKrol 10 месяцев назад

      I liked it even more when you repeated everything he said

    • @17Scumdog
      @17Scumdog 9 месяцев назад

      The more you stick around this channel the more you see how toxic and sad it really is. We got a forklift mechanic over here and all he has to contribute to the world is his own cynicism and his community is even worse.

  • @IMDunn-oy9cd
    @IMDunn-oy9cd 2 года назад +134

    There’s no shortage of people who know nothing, but want to convince others that they know everything.

    • @heyyou9472
      @heyyou9472 2 года назад +3

      if "knowing everything" is slapping a ton of blades into one hellish abomination, then i'd like whoever came up with this line of thought to please teach how this is useful

    • @XH1927
      @XH1927 2 года назад +4

      I'm sure he was referring to the narrator of this video, not the guy who built the useless contraption.

    • @heyyou9472
      @heyyou9472 2 года назад +2

      @@XH1927 that's just him going over how the "machine" is useless while also pointing out its flaws
      which, anyone, can point out.
      it's not narcissism, it's common sense.

    • @mamiisthebestgirl5267
      @mamiisthebestgirl5267 2 года назад +1

      @@heyyou9472 so what the point of this vid

  • @sidhenihilist
    @sidhenihilist 2 года назад +136

    "I've heard of restaurants having salt and pepper grinders, but taco bell needs a what now?"

    • @rappin05
      @rappin05 2 года назад +4

      How else would they turn minimum wage workers into their taco "meat"?

    • @100GTAGUY
      @100GTAGUY 2 года назад

      @@rappin05 just feed em to the pigs and recycle their waste into taco "beef"

  • @Leftysrev3nge
    @Leftysrev3nge 17 дней назад +1

    That thing will last exactly one Scaramucci.

  • @Jrez
    @Jrez 2 года назад +42

    THANK YOU for pointing out the fact that none of these Chinese deathtrap "tutorials" ever weld proper beads on things. It's like when I took a welding for sculpture class and everyone treated all the welding tools like hot glue guns for metal.

    • @mrfixitusa6165
      @mrfixitusa6165 2 года назад +9

      Me on the other hand, over here using a hot glue gun like I'm running a welding bead..

    • @ssonnier88
      @ssonnier88 2 года назад +5

      @@mrfixitusa6165 haha! Same. Or when you're stacking dimes with the caulking gun 🤣

    • @maplemaple1439
      @maplemaple1439 2 года назад

      Don't see any Chinese branded equipment on this one tho

    • @Jrez
      @Jrez 2 года назад +1

      @@maplemaple1439 They often don't like to even advertise they are from China

    • @maplemaple1439
      @maplemaple1439 2 года назад

      @@Jrez I mean their tools and supplies aren't Chinese branded. You can see for yourself in the video.

  • @Sparrowash97
    @Sparrowash97 2 года назад +68

    Finally someone actually vocalising my thoughts when I see these videos

    • @nazaxprime
      @nazaxprime 2 года назад +1

      As a trucker, I can tell you, it's okay for you to vocalize. 😂

  • @TheSassitude
    @TheSassitude 2 года назад +180

    Your dry sarcastic grumpy man humour and way of talking sendis me into stitches.
    Your take is hilarious and, oh, so necessary.
    Love it

    • @Hsaelt
      @Hsaelt Год назад +3

      sendis

    • @TheSassitude
      @TheSassitude Год назад +6

      @@Hsaelt just because I'm not infallible and you're obnoxious enough to point it out. I'm going to leave it.
      Now you can tell your mama that somebody "spoke" to you today.
      Smdh. Takes all sorts.

    • @torrycole6477
      @torrycole6477 Год назад

      The thing is crap‼️
      The truth can sting.
      Keep up the good work

    • @Hsaelt
      @Hsaelt Год назад

      @@TheSassitude sendis

    • @ryanhernandez8324
      @ryanhernandez8324 Год назад

      ​@@TheSassitude Wow, your name suits you! 😲

  • @notaspy3751
    @notaspy3751 10 месяцев назад +1

    "Mom, i want a planer"
    "We have a planer at home"
    Planer at home:

  • @davida.7967
    @davida.7967 Год назад +104

    As a welder for 20yrs.
    I approve of this message.

    • @williame2840
      @williame2840 Год назад +5

      A welder of 20 minutes would also approve 😂

    • @ryelor123
      @ryelor123 Год назад

      Yeah, but if you were a welder in a poor country where welding rods cost the equivalent of 10x more, you'd have more appreciation for their thriftiness.

    • @davida.7967
      @davida.7967 Год назад +6

      @@ryelor123His Ingenuity isn't in question, it's the safety aspect.
      Regardless of demographics, Its his safety. While not wearing a mask, gloves, he's fabricating something with a bad structural ergonomic design -which could potentially maim you.
      Its not that he couldn't afford welding rods.

    • @wulfski
      @wulfski Год назад +1

      As a welder for 21yrs.
      I don't approve of this message.
      sorry, you lose.

    • @maxnovakovics2568
      @maxnovakovics2568 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@wulfskiyeah well I worked with the guy who welded the crack of dawn and he would use this thing to sharpen his tungsten

  • @jaymac2702
    @jaymac2702 2 года назад +24

    I kinda want a "life hacks" gone wrong emergency room show. These can't end well

  • @meat-hook
    @meat-hook Год назад +65

    Oh. This is the DIY version of this DeWalt Enforcer I have for when people owe the boss money, or might be a snitch.

  • @Joe_Mama.also_YTHandlessuckass
    @Joe_Mama.also_YTHandlessuckass 2 года назад +39

    I like how he still tries to be respectful and understanding despite the blatant idiocy playing in front of his eyes

  • @rat._.9184
    @rat._.9184 Год назад +40

    At my job, we use the "finger remover 2000" to make the stones we use for grinding more coarse, particularly our cone grinders, which are typically used for large areas or where major grinding is required. Basically a stone sharpener
    Edit: though the sharpener doesn't have a grinder attached to it, we just turn the grinder on and hold the stone against it and the spinning of the grinder does the job for us, thanks and I hope this was informative

  • @mr.happyjoyusfree7859
    @mr.happyjoyusfree7859 2 года назад +87

    “This death grinder” LMMFAO

  • @rhodie9338
    @rhodie9338 4 дня назад

    My grandpa taught me that a normal tablesaw is already a machine to remove your fingers. He also taught me that your fingertips can be reattached, but they wont prune right after that.

  • @lumine5637
    @lumine5637 2 года назад +50

    I love it how these so called "life hacks" that you're supposed to DIY require you to go to the store and get these things. They then require you to mess it up even though you could've spent less on the actual creation. So now you're in your garage (or room) with money down the drain and some funky-ass invention that you'll throw away the next day.

    • @AutonomousVII
      @AutonomousVII 2 года назад +1

      If you have to go buy stuff for these life hacks than you don’t have much of a shop.

  • @ItsMikeHalk
    @ItsMikeHalk 2 года назад +14

    I’ve been waiting for someone to start pointing out how dangerous these videos are. Hallelujah, subscribed. 🙌🏼👍🏼

  • @lemonboywoops6277
    @lemonboywoops6277 2 года назад +32

    “But.. but go do you boo boo” I am adding that to my vocabulary rn.

  • @davidlane256
    @davidlane256 Год назад +1

    The reason they didn’t weld completely, is to take that POS apart when they’re done.

  • @FetenWuWa
    @FetenWuWa 2 года назад +37

    I feel like this is my dad and he’s yelling at me for not holding up the flashlight correctly.

  • @magnusblick6767
    @magnusblick6767 Год назад +24

    the guy that made this death machine should have his basement checked for bodies.

    • @sideways5153
      @sideways5153 8 месяцев назад +1

      No, he should have his plumbing checked for ground meat lol

    • @onkcuf
      @onkcuf 3 месяца назад

      Made me chuckle and crack a grin there.

  • @I_add_a_comment
    @I_add_a_comment Год назад +134

    Even though we will never get this time back, we at least went through it together.
    Thanks Funk.

  • @numba1outcast
    @numba1outcast Год назад +243

    I wish you can see the steel mill I work in 😂😂 you’d have a tone of content

    • @user-oz9sb3kf4u
      @user-oz9sb3kf4u Год назад +12

      …. Become a RUclipsr, I want to see. Lol

    • @dogwalker666
      @dogwalker666 Год назад +7

      I served my apprenticeship in a steel mill, They are an experience.

    • @mq5731
      @mq5731 Год назад +2

      @@dogwalker666 Do tell!

    • @dogwalker666
      @dogwalker666 Год назад +11

      @@mq5731As the Liquid steel is at 1400°C which is hotter than lava it is extreamly hot, Noisy, Dusty and Dangerous,
      There is technology from the Steam age up to state of the art microprocessor controls, From Diesel shunting engines to electron microscopes. You get to work on everything.

    • @humanpixel.official
      @humanpixel.official Год назад +3

      Fr. Video it. 😌👍🏼

  • @Willybill3820
    @Willybill3820 7 месяцев назад

    Go do you booboo, ya killing me sir, just spat my morning coffee laughing

  • @iidumbbuni
    @iidumbbuni 2 года назад +22

    “you do you boo boo” had me rolling for no reason

  • @DeeEm14
    @DeeEm14 2 года назад +36

    Sometimes your life hacks need to be OSHA approved.

  • @Trollfeeder1234
    @Trollfeeder1234 2 года назад +21

    I love how calm, informative colected and critical he is as hes trying to express his reaction to this abomination

  • @AndySutton-xl9rq
    @AndySutton-xl9rq 3 месяца назад +1

    Everyone needs a sawdust machine and for some reason no manufacturer has made one yet. What a shame.

    • @wstadlock
      @wstadlock 21 день назад

      Your incorrect, there are machines for this. It's called wood flour, different sizes and different colors for mixing with epoxies and glues

  • @KingPrintmaker
    @KingPrintmaker Год назад +30

    Ah yes, the 87 blade beard trimmer.

    • @20x20
      @20x20 3 месяца назад

      Gillette Mach 20

  • @nickhenson500
    @nickhenson500 2 года назад +95

    Tack tack tack tack tack 🤣🤣 all jokes aside, I've never welded either. 🤷‍♂️ I'd figure it out if I had to.

    • @simpleman8883
      @simpleman8883 2 года назад +5

      Pretty east to learn hard to master, I’m still trying to sort out all the intricacies in this art, like not creating a huge sludge in some of my welds or making far too much sparks, getting the angles right basically.

    • @KillerofGods
      @KillerofGods 2 года назад

      @@simpleman8883 Shoot I never finished learning it. Didn't seem all that easy to me to practice mig, fluxcore, with a 3/32" wire.
      I started to have good lines towards the end but my current job pays better than our welders so now there is no need to finish learning.

    • @simpleman8883
      @simpleman8883 2 года назад +3

      @@KillerofGods Yeah I’m learning as I was a Material Handler, but Welding pays a whole lot more, and well it’s pretty interesting, the only problems I have are the fumes, but outside of that I love it!

    • @AGMertzy
      @AGMertzy 2 года назад +1

      @@simpleman8883 get yourself a half face mask with a quick release and throw some flat vapor filters on. That will help with the fumes and it should still fit under your hood. If not, then they do make hoods with built in respirators, so you could try that

    • @jmathews470
      @jmathews470 2 года назад +1

      @@KillerofGods 3/32 wire?? I think you mean rod. Welding wire is measured by decimals .030,.035,.045,.052 ect.
      3/32 wire would be huge.

  • @Palizoid
    @Palizoid Год назад +6

    'The Finger remover 2000' 😂😂😂😂 actually dying from laughter 😂

  • @akabga
    @akabga 9 месяцев назад

    As a woman, I'm always too nervous to try anything I want to make because I don't know safety measures. Clips like this guy makes only convince me I have no idea what I'm doing, and I should never pick up a power tool.

  • @simperorweeb1450
    @simperorweeb1450 2 года назад +5

    As a welding student the tack welds we’re driving me nuts

  • @vw2542
    @vw2542 2 года назад +54

    "go do you boo-boo" that was too much for me! Hahah

  • @dylanharris5975
    @dylanharris5975 2 года назад +220

    "The dwarf breathed so loud we could've shot him in the dark."

    • @domvasta
      @domvasta 2 года назад

      Is this the right video?

  • @whoareyouohyeahthatguy3230
    @whoareyouohyeahthatguy3230 Год назад

    I’ve been watching Camomo for a bit and I think this editing style is not bad, it’s feels more casual and still carry’s the enjoyment of watching someone cheat get annoyed. The end but with the. SNL character was a bit funny

  • @noslack6003
    @noslack6003 2 года назад +84

    Some of these life hacks, are just life stealers! Thank you for calling out their bill sip

  • @josephwimerYoYoYo
    @josephwimerYoYoYo Год назад +7

    When you don't do enough actual woodworking to create sawdust, but still want to party like a carpenter.

    • @ryelor123
      @ryelor123 Год назад +1

      Its also useful for money laundering. You have 'evidence' of doing woodworking with the sawdust and the wood being consumed. Also, the tack welds make it easier to disassemble the device when the authorities come by to investigate. Its actually pretty smart when you think about it this way.

    • @RoflcopterLamo
      @RoflcopterLamo Год назад

      @@ryelor123 Expoerence

  • @juanferreira5931
    @juanferreira5931 Год назад +13

    New and improved Sawduster 2023. Hand maimer included.

  • @damavox
    @damavox Год назад

    Dude.. as a welder for 20 years the amount of people who can't run a bead in these videos drive me insane as well.

  • @cheekibreeki7245
    @cheekibreeki7245 2 года назад +43

    Bruh you crack me up continue with this shit 🤣

  • @LiquidityThieves
    @LiquidityThieves 2 года назад +18

    "We got this machine here and it's for removing your fingers" hahaha

  • @matthewsmith4599
    @matthewsmith4599 2 года назад +34

    It's a saw dust maker...first of its kind!

    • @joemann7971
      @joemann7971 2 года назад +1

      I think that's called a wood grinder. Its basically a miniature, more useless version of the wood grinder they use when they chop down trees.
      But I'm guessing maybe you were being sarcastic.

    • @matthewsmith4599
      @matthewsmith4599 2 года назад

      @@joemann7971 I don't know what sarcastic means but idk maby I was ????? Lol yes I was . Have a good weekend my friend!

    • @X-CosmicVixen-X
      @X-CosmicVixen-X 2 года назад

      Do you think they made the one from the dinosaur age?

  • @Hendozung
    @Hendozung 3 дня назад

    Lol @ "I don't know how you're going to grind your welds down with your grinder attached to this machine"

  • @HOLYMIX1589
    @HOLYMIX1589 2 года назад +6

    Dude keep doing what you doing brother. Love from Trinidad and Tobago 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹

  • @dude_imperfect8097
    @dude_imperfect8097 2 года назад +10

    when he said “ I’m not sure how your gonna use this to power your death machine, the finger remover 2000” i literally fell off my bed I was laughing so hard

  • @ShinkuGouki
    @ShinkuGouki 2 года назад +20

    "What is that,a pencil sharpener?" 😂

  • @sharpspeer8727
    @sharpspeer8727 Месяц назад +1

    See I might be a few years late but as a welder myself something that annoys the hell out of me is these life hack channels not properly welding.
    That machine makes great waste of fairly high quality metal, and they don’t even give that metal the respect it deserves?
    If you’re gonna go with a tack as the end all be all for your machine, at least make it a deep tac. It’s really about half a second maybe a second worth of rod and time and it’d result in a much more durable machine.
    I give this doohickey a weld correctly out of ten.

  • @Nosirrah2112
    @Nosirrah2112 Год назад +7

    The stress this man endures on a daily basis for us.

  • @Suusleepy
    @Suusleepy 2 года назад +4

    I just love how hard he tries to be so respectful while watching this madness

  • @8Woody7
    @8Woody7 2 года назад +5

    There's no way I would get anywhere neat that with those "welds"

  • @wizjenkins42
    @wizjenkins42 10 месяцев назад +1

    The last breath he gives 😂

  • @duelvtr5718
    @duelvtr5718 Год назад +12

    when u need to fill your "friends" house with sawdust