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  • @Kingzzxepic
    @Kingzzxepic День назад +146

    What the hell is this guys name

  • @kevinwalsh9704
    @kevinwalsh9704 День назад +64

    Where! Is! Gretchen!?!

    • @greasygranpapy7529
      @greasygranpapy7529 День назад +9

      Who? Never heard of her.

    • @nomdeplore7604
      @nomdeplore7604 День назад +3

      With the Scientology lady

    • @MrDoctorDave
      @MrDoctorDave День назад +6

      Galavanting around the world with Analogue Delaymin

    • @garebear122
      @garebear122 День назад +7

      She got a much better paying job at that ai price fixing app for landlords

    • @butch.dieselsteak
      @butch.dieselsteak День назад

      She's next week on Joseph Robinette Rogan​@@greasygranpapy7529

  • @leighalaughlin4056
    @leighalaughlin4056 День назад +97

    The Theil gang seem like aliens. They haven't perfected sitting and hair combing

    • @davidgregorski3005
      @davidgregorski3005 День назад +20

      as soon as I saw his awkward and very uncomfortable-looking way of sitting I was like "look how fucking cool this guy is!"

    • @Taltinus
      @Taltinus День назад

      They are so evil. They literally want to send drones into whole cities to gun down its citizens.

    • @gurinderdeep5149
      @gurinderdeep5149 День назад

      He is high as shit

    • @wes_m
      @wes_m День назад +6

      …..it’s weird.

  • @egrytznr8893
    @egrytznr8893 День назад +64

    Peter Thiel looks like something out of a David Cronenberg film, body horror personified.
    Thanks for not showing his face this episode, I was eating a churro

    • @blassezfaire9940
      @blassezfaire9940 День назад +5

      Almost wasted a perfectly good churro

    • @paladro
      @paladro День назад +6

      he has a 'blood boy', no dip.

  • @user-Brian_Gregory
    @user-Brian_Gregory День назад +22

    Hilarious that Peter Thiel named his company Palantir after an evil artifact from Lord of the Rings that allowed the dark lord Sauron to corrupt a white wizard. No cause for concern there...

    • @ince55ant
      @ince55ant 12 часов назад +1

      i cant decide if its cus he's evil, or the exact type of dingus that falls for the Fantasy trope of powerful artifact that is very obviously cursed by evil

    • @tomoflathead
      @tomoflathead Час назад

      Palantiri weren't innately bad, and were put to good use befofore Saudog got his hands on em

  • @mhdivito
    @mhdivito День назад +50

    Peter Thiel is what happens when you forget your kid’s birthday, every year.

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 День назад +1

      @@mhdivito This is a splendid summary of a highly questionable individual

    • @kylezo
      @kylezo День назад +2

      no lol that happened to me and i didn't become a war criminal

    • @derpgeez
      @derpgeez 22 часа назад +2

      No it is the kind of thing that happens when daddy doesn't purchase the correct color super yacht for your 16th birthday. Can you imagine all the embarrassment?

    • @ince55ant
      @ince55ant 12 часов назад +1

      @@kylezo ok but what if you were given millions of dollars in your 20s for a very mediocre product

  • @jacobremel2261
    @jacobremel2261 День назад +61

    For like 5 minutes I swore this video was about Peloton and was thinking "when the fuck did the treadmills get THAT deadly??"

    • @jaredtruscott4889
      @jaredtruscott4889 День назад +2

      Treadmills are the devils greatest invention.

    • @DRChupacabrah
      @DRChupacabrah День назад +1

      when Skynet did a dang Maximum Overdrive

    • @esmeet1
      @esmeet1 День назад +1

      🤣

    • @metrodonkey8093
      @metrodonkey8093 День назад

      those treadmills giving us some of these...boom boom

    • @effrme
      @effrme День назад

      Peleton founder famously take 40 sips of water every morning until he feels sick. Brilliant man

  • @LiamborninDC
    @LiamborninDC День назад +4

    To be fair to the part about the orchestra, one of my Grandfathers was a Naval Captain and a fan of "Big Band" music, so he would play records and have it go out over the ship's PA system while on the high seas.

  • @teenkitsune
    @teenkitsune День назад +92

    Oh yeah, Palantir's ad definitely does not look like something ripped straight out of a dystopian sci-fi movie.

    • @MrKyletheNinja
      @MrKyletheNinja День назад +5

      When hes talking about fighting back against palestine protesters and luigi supporters, im just thinking oh god, with your army of flying gun robots? Jfc where is kyle reese, boy it may be time already we gotta get ahead of this somehow

    • @jttj742
      @jttj742 День назад +5

      I take some solace in knowing how shitty most coders are so they’re probably just hyping it to the ruling class but it doesn’t actually do shit.

    • @andyknowles772
      @andyknowles772 День назад +3

      Looks like an advert for Omni Consumer Products. Could they have picked a creepier looking/sounding spokesman?

    • @satisfied656
      @satisfied656 День назад +1

      Now i´m feeling filthy because i made money out of this poop! I sold it 3 months ago and payed back the rest of my loan for our apartment!
      I swear to god i didn´t exactly know what their business model was, i purchased it together with D-Wave last year! I guess the only thing i could do is to give away some money to charity!

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 22 часа назад +1

      But they have "Pal" in their name. They are your pals 🤗

  • @bonkaiking
    @bonkaiking День назад +29

    Sweet we living in the metal gear solid 4 timeline

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 День назад +6

      Would pay money to see someone upload the foxdie virus to a certain "news" channel with a coincidental name

    • @Snake-x1t
      @Snake-x1t День назад +1

      Trivial information accumulating every second, preserved in all its triteness?

    • @vansdan.
      @vansdan. 5 часов назад

      ive been thinking this a lot the past year. i*rael having drones playing sounds of wailing children and women to lure people out only to shoot them in the head with mounted sniper rifles is what got me thinking MGS4 is real now. this new palantir update only solidifies that

  • @dyingforbadmusic
    @dyingforbadmusic День назад +10

    "We get our beautiful holiday cards, we shake them for money and/or gift cards and then we burn them". These are the most honest words spoken out loud for the first time.

  • @6trillionmiles
    @6trillionmiles День назад +3

    The only thing demented is the price of dog sweaters at tj maxx. What a deal!

  • @Hoots_Maguire
    @Hoots_Maguire День назад +56

    Plantir sez: "People are complaining about non-existent human rights abuses made by [name redacted] and are antiprejudice except for [name redacted] and it's, like, you know, total BS" This message brought to you by high-precision brains

    • @davidgregorski3005
      @davidgregorski3005 День назад +13

      I'm surprised he didn't force "no one talks about the 800 gazillion deaths under COMMUNISM" into his little spiel there

    • @alfgwahigain5544
      @alfgwahigain5544 День назад

      Why can't the poors just shut up and enjoy their gruel?

    • @j.g.dangerfield3999
      @j.g.dangerfield3999 День назад +1

      these fools have cooked their brains with ideology

    • @b.mclean5479
      @b.mclean5479 День назад

      @@davidgregorski3005 Rancid Thiel spiel.

  • @trappedinamerica7740
    @trappedinamerica7740 День назад +19

    “Children are getting blown up because of collective punishment”
    “But this guy couldn’t go to class so…”

    • @bh-zj4yt
      @bh-zj4yt День назад +2

      Priorities bruh

  • @ph0gwalkrzero
    @ph0gwalkrzero День назад +41

    5:45 never stop with the sounds, they are one of the sole sources of brightness in this time of monsters

    • @mattsonnie2989
      @mattsonnie2989 День назад +3

      It's bilbo and it's demented, they help when I'm having a hard time and having trouble doing a show. Keep that little craaazzyy laugh!

  • @meatchuckg
    @meatchuckg День назад +6

    Peter Thiel to his bloodboy, "So you can see that war is like an orchestra and Im the orchestra guy or whatever. Don't move! I need more of your blood!"

  • @Theoneandonly934
    @Theoneandonly934 День назад +44

    It’s the most Huh time of the year

  • @jackiespaceman
    @jackiespaceman День назад +48

    The algorithm be TWITCHIN and TWISTIN and SNIFFING

    • @Xenocristo
      @Xenocristo День назад

      Call a crackhead!

    • @thomasrussell4674
      @thomasrussell4674 День назад

      Good to see somebody put all 3 words together, twitching and twisting, together with schniffing, as they should be.

  • @tommysmith4117
    @tommysmith4117 День назад +50

    I don’t know if I can say this but Merry Christmas muscular class.

    • @allysonbeaulieu7351
      @allysonbeaulieu7351 День назад +12

      as a proud fighter in the war on christmas, how dare you sir

    • @metrodonkey8093
      @metrodonkey8093 День назад +5

      thank you for your service

    • @samuelglover7685
      @samuelglover7685 День назад

      @@allysonbeaulieu7351 He didn't say "Happy Holidays", which makes the blood of all REAL Americans boil.

    • @TheLocalComedyFarmersMarket
      @TheLocalComedyFarmersMarket День назад +1

      *thank you for being a friend, Jay S Hermes de lil light moosic cricket* :3
      *MERRY JERRY CHRISSY'S MASS MEYER MELODIE D ANGEL PRINCESS INDEE MUSIC BOWEL*

    • @DoomKid
      @DoomKid День назад +4

      CANCELLED!

  • @historyybufff
    @historyybufff День назад +14

    This guy should get the same strategy bill burr had for the nestle ceo

  • @ArmageddonAfterparty
    @ArmageddonAfterparty День назад +14

    orchestrated by Les Drones Janes

  • @branamcs
    @branamcs День назад +11

    You better not pout, you better not cry, you better not shout, I'm telling you why...it's Bilbo.

  • @Hoots_Maguire
    @Hoots_Maguire День назад +22

    Maybe Palantir's new command system was in play just last weekend when the US Navy shot down its own FA18 fighter

  • @blassezfaire9940
    @blassezfaire9940 День назад +32

    Why are rightwingers so obsessed with Lord of the Rings? Peter Thiel thinks Saruman just didnt do enough interviews i guess

  • @derpgeez
    @derpgeez 22 часа назад +2

    The moment Aroon said "Conductor" I was like:
    We have a problem

  • @INDIE-IRL
    @INDIE-IRL День назад +17

    Palantir is pro-war, anti-murder and most importantly non-political. Sweet.

    • @bh-zj4yt
      @bh-zj4yt День назад +1

      Mmmmmmm sugar free marshmallows

    • @bobmfthomp
      @bobmfthomp День назад

      Just like they were when they were blackwater.

    • @satisfied656
      @satisfied656 День назад +1

      Now i´m feeling filthy because i made money out of this poop! I sold it 3 months ago and payed back the rest of my loan for our apartment!
      I swear to god i didn´t exactly know what their business model was, i purchased them back in 2022 together with D-Wave! I guess the only thing i could do is to give away some money to charity!

    • @mgg7756
      @mgg7756 19 часов назад

      ​@@satisfied656 huh

    • @andrewjolson8881
      @andrewjolson8881 11 часов назад

      @@satisfied656don’t feel too bad most people who invest in this don’t give a f***. Defense contracting is where I draw the line for investments although I don’t feel great about my Amazon stock either.

  • @kenon6968
    @kenon6968 День назад +4

    Apparently all my unstable girlies were running military technology companies all along, that's why I never knew where they were at

  • @greg6205
    @greg6205 День назад +14

    I can’t believe a guy from Palantir would be so cool and sit in their chair like a kid from Breakfast Club.

    • @dl2725
      @dl2725 День назад +7

      And talk about human rights abuses “and whatever”

    • @greg6205
      @greg6205 День назад +1

      @ He has messy hair tho so we know it’s all casual.

  • @wheredookie
    @wheredookie День назад +5

    ladrón james living up to his namesake by stealing my heart with his holiday lil'smug

  • @EddieM1994
    @EddieM1994 День назад +8

    I love when you act like the videos are interrupting you. It makes me giggle every time.

  • @LukeMcGuireoides
    @LukeMcGuireoides День назад +6

    I'm on the side of the people who buy all my weapons.

  • @timpoolssentientbeanie5646
    @timpoolssentientbeanie5646 День назад +30

    Another Festivus miracle!

    • @cyrollan
      @cyrollan День назад +3

      The sharing of grievances.

    • @bLEKI557
      @bLEKI557 День назад +3

      Festivus for the rest of us.

    • @tommysmith4117
      @tommysmith4117 День назад +2

      Praise God

    • @luna-p
      @luna-p День назад +2

      The muscular class fears not the feats of strength

    • @ronnickels5193
      @ronnickels5193 День назад

      ​@@cyrollanit's the AIRING of grievances

  • @tomfoolery5680
    @tomfoolery5680 19 часов назад +2

    Peter Thiel is what would have happened if Gipetto put Pinnochio in storage and forgot ablut him.

  • @skylerdickson2939
    @skylerdickson2939 День назад +22

    They need this for when we stop paying our health insurance premiums.

  • @normtrooper4392
    @normtrooper4392 День назад +17

    You think peter thiel looks at his guys in the board meeting and goes "it's bilbo"

  • @tendochibaku
    @tendochibaku День назад +33

    I look in my stocking and I say “it’s Bilbo”

  • @alfgwahigain5544
    @alfgwahigain5544 День назад +4

    I feel like the warship filled with killer drones is something you'd find in Billionaire Skymall.

  • @scotts1912
    @scotts1912 День назад +42

    Dip dip dip dip dip BREAKING NEWS: We get a pre-Christmas show from RM Brown.

  • @alansmithee6899
    @alansmithee6899 День назад +16

    i came here for the "neewwbody's" but im staying for the mr. show references

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 День назад +5

      They're perfectly understandishable

    • @metrodonkey8093
      @metrodonkey8093 День назад

      my day is never ruined if an unexpected mr show clip appears

    • @SWAGULA
      @SWAGULA День назад +1

      Wow.....he's REALLY changed.....

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 День назад

      @@SWAGULA "WHO DARES SPEAK ILL OF PORNOGRAPHY?!"

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 День назад

      @@alansmithee6899 "Yup...before I die, imma f*** me a fish."

  • @FreeSamich
    @FreeSamich День назад +6

    "Ai ecosystem?" "Strategic triangle?" Those are certainly words

  • @greasygranpapy7529
    @greasygranpapy7529 День назад +18

    It's disgusting.. And probably illegal.. yet, _that's on RUclips._

    • @teeess1909
      @teeess1909 День назад +2

      he got that lil craaAAAAaazyy laugh

  • @DrOstentorious
    @DrOstentorious День назад +3

    People still think Roe Joegan is some sort of anti-establishment paragon but all you need to know about where his loyalties lie is seeing his extremely softball “interview” w/ Peter Thiel

  • @Chasardous
    @Chasardous День назад +4

    I thought you were going to play the actual clip of Peter Theil rapping, please find a way to work it into a future show 🙏

  • @jercos
    @jercos День назад +5

    We say "I'm taking the first flight back home" and then very dramatically walk back to the basement.

  • @paisleyjane14
    @paisleyjane14 День назад +4

    No, I disagree. Do NOT stop with the sound editing 😂😂😂. I hear that kind of thmg in my head all the tike anyway. Whatever wavelength you’re on is the same one as me , right now anyway 😂😂😂. Cheers. 💙💙💙. Love it

  • @Ideal.Paradox
    @Ideal.Paradox День назад +13

    *puts right hand up to block light from the right side*
    "I am a perfectly stable individual"
    "A human man"
    "Take the towers down now"

  • @StevieDamnit
    @StevieDamnit День назад +22

    7:00 - "Rap, Rap, a rap rap rap, a rap rap rap rap POLITICAL VIEWS!"

  • @MisterBrimm
    @MisterBrimm День назад +3

    Tolkein has been rolling in his grave for decades now.

  • @TrineDaely
    @TrineDaely День назад +2

    LAPD has been using Palantir since '09. The software was racist then and has only gotten worse and more powerful since then.

  • @Wolfiette99
    @Wolfiette99 День назад +6

    Love this guys work, Jojo Rabbit was amazing!!!

  • @margauxhall3211
    @margauxhall3211 День назад +11

    Another holiday, another year hiding from my family watching RM 🎉

  • @OGTrilogy
    @OGTrilogy День назад +4

    This guy is like Evil Taika Waititi

  • @buffalomowing1188
    @buffalomowing1188 День назад +9

    RM stands for Romantically Mormon

  • @dominicjamescunneen1740
    @dominicjamescunneen1740 День назад +3

    Yeah let me just name this company, Palantir, after the seeing stones that Saruman used to communicate to Sauron in the LotR…totally normal and not evil.

  • @lukaskywalker7791
    @lukaskywalker7791 День назад +12

    I love that british mans vocal fry. Reminds me of Bane from batman. I love it

    • @lukaskywalker7791
      @lukaskywalker7791 День назад

      You voted for trump, if you don't like it.

    • @DoomKid
      @DoomKid День назад

      @@lukaskywalker7791that's fair

  • @nosenseofhumor1
    @nosenseofhumor1 День назад +1

    I love how relaxed he is, what a cool dude. 8:01

  • @paul6925
    @paul6925 14 часов назад +1

    In defense of pet haters, I once saw a lady put her dog on the counter and let it walk around while she ordered her latte. Then argue with the barista when they told her not to do that. It’s really the owners we hate. Bah humbug

  • @cpl.geckell6355
    @cpl.geckell6355 День назад +10

    It’s funny how they clearly wanted to put somebody other than Thiel at the face of this thing and they guy they picked looks like if a mad scientist got really into race science

    • @alfgwahigain5544
      @alfgwahigain5544 День назад +1

      Yeah, being less repulsive than Thiel is a low bar but somehow this guy is his equal.

  • @djindustrialcomplex
    @djindustrialcomplex День назад +1

    Mr Show OG soldier here love u RMbron james

  • @marz9676
    @marz9676 День назад +1

    Preach, RM ✊️. And ☄️🔥🌋🩸💀 Happy Holidays!

  • @SirChadofWick
    @SirChadofWick День назад +10

    It’s the most DISGUSTING time of the year

    • @teeess1909
      @teeess1909 День назад

      every single person on this planet is gaaaAAAYYY

  • @Brogdus
    @Brogdus День назад +11

    Christmas time, dip dip dip and wine

  • @LackLusterMedia
    @LackLusterMedia День назад

    Building and AIEO Universe! 00:45

  • @falkdorsel3631
    @falkdorsel3631 День назад +12

    RM and Kavernacle upload at the god dam same time

    • @cyrollan
      @cyrollan День назад +4

      And Rebecca Watson!

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 День назад +1

      Man, talk about polar opposites 😂 Kav and Auroon Buhroon... I'd watch that interview though hint hint

    • @maxpotiontcg
      @maxpotiontcg День назад +2

      ELU MA!

    • @MrDoctorDave
      @MrDoctorDave День назад +2

      Never heard of him

    • @nicster23
      @nicster23 День назад +2

      ​@thepolarphantasm2319 theyve both been on the Leftist Mafia. Not at the same time though, I don't think

  • @KevinFeeley_KHF
    @KevinFeeley_KHF День назад +9

    The future has the comments turned off. It's a total turn off for those comments. Those comments are not into the future. Drier than a Benjamin Shenpino mangina.

  • @pueblobeefcorn2070
    @pueblobeefcorn2070 День назад +4

    Palantir is lil' smug tech bro genocide money.

  • @GordonFreemayne
    @GordonFreemayne День назад +6

    Global wars, turns out, are unpopular. (That's on RUclips)

  • @7dragongames
    @7dragongames 17 часов назад +1

    Whose Palan do I have to Tir to get some gosh dang LeDron James in the main video portion?

  • @thepolarphantasm2319
    @thepolarphantasm2319 День назад +10

    Holy christ i forget how stupid Peter thiel is until he says something
    We did these rich fools no favors by making them oligarchs, they've got hot and cold running public humiliation in their mansions 😆

    • @_marlene
      @_marlene День назад +1

      i literally wouldnt trade places in life w this guy or the other one, whats his name? I think he owns a letter of the alphabet, is it Z? Anyway I wouldn't trade him or Thiel places in life. and they're ungodly rich

    • @DoomKid
      @DoomKid День назад

      @@_marleneThey sought that out, too - that's what's crazy about it. That level of power hunger probably only exists in pretty bad people.

  • @lukaskywalker7791
    @lukaskywalker7791 День назад +11

    HEY, can i get a word in?? Ok, i wanted to say, "hey". Damn.

  • @ferros8215
    @ferros8215 День назад +6

    Brad Fiedel should be holding that Orchestra stick considering he made a banger theme in 1984, then again in 1991.

    • @ZER0--
      @ZER0-- День назад

      It's called a baton.

  • @heruraha93
    @heruraha93 День назад +1

    I found this video in the middle of the woods

  • @nugwrangler2129
    @nugwrangler2129 День назад +4

    Thanks for another great year Ledron!

  • @chrislawuk
    @chrislawuk День назад +2

    Oh to be a casual sweater-wearing dog in the end of times

  • @ltraina3353
    @ltraina3353 День назад

    It’s so great to have Yoko Ono back, what a great Xmas gift!!

  • @dannymirjanovic8453
    @dannymirjanovic8453 День назад +2

    That video was one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen. Not sure why they put out something that looks like a marvel movie scene where a super villain destroys the american military.

  • @connorocean
    @connorocean День назад +10

    I’m having a hard time

  • @rintakumpu
    @rintakumpu День назад +1

    Someone rescue that dog. Now.

  • @mostcom
    @mostcom День назад +1

    Hey Alex Karp, I sent a manila envelope with your photograph in it to Luigi

  • @mkraulis
    @mkraulis День назад +4

    Ledron works for Palantir.

  • @oldmajor338
    @oldmajor338 День назад

    I love this freaking guy!! Keep up the good work! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @EpicVideoMaster11
    @EpicVideoMaster11 День назад +1

    We should apply the Rawlsian analysis to the Israeli government stopping the children of Gaza from going to school! It's only fair Mr.Palantir

  • @grambofirstblood
    @grambofirstblood День назад +2

    YOOOO DID I JUST SEE A DEEP CUT MR. SHOW REFERENCE IN MY RM BROWN VID??

  • @spencehead87
    @spencehead87 День назад +8

    RM Brown is nothing without stupid sounds!

  • @christopherlewis9745
    @christopherlewis9745 День назад +8

    She SHPIT on them!

  • @mhdivito
    @mhdivito День назад +2

    That British fella looks like Benedict Cumberbatch, but with more forehead.

  • @fromulus
    @fromulus День назад +9

    There's a distinct lack of forehead in the beginning of this video.

  • @davidmorgan6951
    @davidmorgan6951 День назад +10

    Heyyyyyy

  • @dbp192000
    @dbp192000 День назад +2

    Mr. Show is pure genius! Good call out

  • @bigcrazewolf
    @bigcrazewolf День назад +1

    and it makes me cry . . . just to look at Petey T, BOOM!

  • @TheBrownNote420
    @TheBrownNote420 День назад +9

    HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • @ft4g-g2k
    @ft4g-g2k День назад

    *checks views* *16k* im proud of you rm brown 🎉 i need your humor to survive 💯

  • @ArgDu
    @ArgDu День назад +5

    Peter Thiel is building Skynet for poor people. And I'm having a hard time.

  • @jaredtruscott4889
    @jaredtruscott4889 День назад +1

    Obviously we all are now DEMANDING that you (or Ledron) interview both Winston and the AI model.

  • @blurredlenzpictures3251
    @blurredlenzpictures3251 День назад +1

    TJ Maxx is NOT a dog park. Praise God.

  • @narrativedude
    @narrativedude День назад +1

    Are they attacking New Jersey?

  • @Insanemonk11
    @Insanemonk11 День назад +2

    "Oh, flabbity do, me wickets, Palantir seems to be gobbing and chuffing the bollocks of all the knackered cobswallops!"

  • @samhall7385
    @samhall7385 День назад +6

    I hope you get your PP5. 😢

  • @olddeon
    @olddeon День назад +2

    CEO got up there and said “no politics” then immediately started twitchin and twistin.

  • @moonsidEbartendeR
    @moonsidEbartendeR День назад +1

    Who wants to see those dogs in the TJ Maxx?! NOBODY