Kid:mom why are the horses extinct? Mom:son long ago a man called lazer beam killed most horses in the world with an avalanch Kid:why? Mom:we'll never know
Lazarbeam, I will repeat this in the hopes that you see it this time. Putting the fire rate of archers/catapults/etc to 1000x makes them fire faster than the game can handle in real time. In order to actually have them fire 1000x faster, you must slow the game down to .5 or .25x speed so it has more time to process what is going on. In this video you also did this without knowing. When you slow down the game your soldier was firing in real time at the chickens. You can see the cloud of bullets in front of him get denser. That's not just a visual trick of the game.
You know this joke is going to blow your mind Lazer. And also I just started watching your RUclips channel two days ago and it was about the super turtle and I go, "I have to sub to this guy" and I did
choose a unit up to you if you want to get a fully automatic one place other teams and units throughout the canyon and when the avalanche starts you have to run through avoiding the avalanche and other people trying to kill you
I just got done watching a video of lazarbeam and I couldn’t stop laughing but this even worse. When I saw the zombie coming over the mountain I burst out laughing. Lazor has a great sense of humor
Have a lot of ogers have a stationary chicken somewhere mow down the ogers and you can just walk through the ogers until you kill the chicken you also do great work
1,500 charged up US Soldiers with 3,000 charged up Archers and 1,000 charged up Catapults vs 1,000,000 Zombies or somewhere close to that , but let's see all the things that can fire in pretty much Automatic mode go bonkers
Sorry for spamming ya with battle simulator this week but I've been having the time
Of my life
LazarBeam FIRST
Also I love UEBS!!!!
LazarBeam plz answer
LazarBeam don't worry you a bloody lengend
LazarBeam yeah
I love how Lannin is laughing when he is squishing thousands of people
Kid:mom why are the horses extinct?
Mom:son long ago a man called lazer beam killed most horses in the world with an avalanch
Kid:why?
Mom:we'll never know
Haha I love it when people do this stuff on you tube
Sonia Puente lol
Do bores vs ordamadick wolfed war2 solja
You fucked up
Sonia Puente its not lazer beam it is LazarBeam
pls make a mega chicken and name it mr.nugget
LOL😂😂😂
BENDONGAN BEST NAME EVER!!!
how about mc nugget
Mc mega nugget damn yes
Heck yes
Was, binge watching your old vids and got this notification, gotta make room in my time for the new video from my favorite Australian !
I wonder if he'll go the way of Steve Erwin! XD
He blows up chickens in his 2019 Minecraft thing
Time traveler
Yep and in minecraft it's less satifyinf
The Thunder Dome
Seeing an Australian person happy is what I live for
Dear daddy Lazar, can you move your face cam down to the middle of the left side of the screen so we can see the counters? Like so he can see
it messes with the edit and there really isnt as much going on with the counters as you think sadly. i tried it but it really didnt work
LazarBeam oh ok, thanks! have a great weekend.
LazarBeam YOU ARE SO CLOSE TO 10 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS AND IVE BEEN WATCHING THE SUB COUNT FOR A WEEK
Game Raider i see 28 minutes 2019?
Angarato but then we can’t see the midle
Since we’re good fans, we gave you more than you asked for
We gave u over 60k likes
But it took 2 years lmao
Over 80k now
95k
Lazarbeam, I will repeat this in the hopes that you see it this time.
Putting the fire rate of archers/catapults/etc to 1000x makes them fire faster than the game can handle in real time. In order to actually have them fire 1000x faster, you must slow the game down to .5 or .25x speed so it has more time to process what is going on.
In this video you also did this without knowing. When you slow down the game your soldier was firing in real time at the chickens. You can see the cloud of bullets in front of him get denser. That's not just a visual trick of the game.
GOOD IDEA BRO
Rain drop
Drop top
Get this guys comment to the top top
get that dead meme shit outta here
FriedChicken you talking to me
FriedChicken yea bro he has backup from a guy he doesn't know
Normal people: 10000 Romans vs 10000 Knigts , Lazebrbeam: 10000 chikens vs 1 Boris the turtle
Nejc Balaban Boris the Turtle Tortoise*
Nejc Balaban English please
Gote The Shitlord 10 thousand Romans vs 10 thousand knights.
10 thousand chickens vs Boris the Turtle Tortoise (modified)
Vault Tec Corporation english
Do 1000 Spartans vs one mega boris
Those chickens disappeared faster than my dad
I Am Xpolo ah wait wha??
My dad isn't gone he's just getting coffee
Attention seeking much
:-)
*slow clap*
This man is a legend. He got a like for every chicken that was about to die. 2:12
I like the way he was surprised that a boulder crushed people
we actually got him past 25,000
Put it on 2x speed and try to avoid the boulders with borris
Do a mega zombie against 20 catapulters but you should make the zombie really slow so the zombie suffered the pain 😊
Boulder vs Chuck Norris?
yes that would be such a good idea
He's invincible. When his health reaches 0 it goes back to 1,000,000
chuck norris will win
when you nuke him *_he kills the nuke_*
Well of course. It knows better.
when chuck does push ups he doesn't push his body up, he pushes the earth down
By the time I’m watching this lazarbeam has over double his requested likes
Did someone say QUADRUPLE
Quadruple now
I think you should make a super chicken and run away from a nuke
1 Like = 1 Prayer for all the chickens that got Nuked
nobody like this please
I take it you don't like Chickens :(
Wow Trump must really hate chickens
i saw your channel and i subbed! your content is fucking amazing!
Thanks ya bloody legend!
Ideas:
- Chuck Norris vs Zombie
- Maximum damage/minimum health vs Maximum health/minimum damage (has to be same character)
Captain sauce beat your record in happy room for going to space
Name the super soldier Fredro please if you do name him Fredro I'll tell you a cool joke.
You know this joke is going to blow your mind Lazer. And also I just started watching your RUclips channel two days ago and it was about the super turtle and I go, "I have to sub to this guy" and I did
ok nice story i guess i just dont think hes gonna be like "omg how cool is that" cuz he gets subs on a daily bases
Watching him laugh at others demise is invigorating
Make a mega wild man called crazy Dave with like 100000000000 everything
that would lag the game and sometimes explodes his pc. try 100,000 or something that is not too high.
Whatzit Tooya yes yes yes
Whatzit Tooya yes yes yes
Up
Whatzit Tooya he could then finally catch his taco 😂
Make a maga chicken
Lucas GamesNL mega? Maga isn't a word
maga is make america great again
Justinlibertybell you fucking genius
I just subcribed today I already love this channel
Chuck Norris vs. Avalanche
yes exactly!
jacob Adkins He can't die.
Flocki yup(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Norris vs borris vs mega zombie
Norris will win. He can't die so it is no fun.
Rising Hound u never no
Dildo Faggins no Norris actually got infinite health it goes all the way down then just goes back up
6 Year old me when my grandma calls me handsome: 9:35 - 9:39
I felt bad for the chickens, but then i used my imagination and turned the chickens into a Nazi's. Now im glad they're dead.
Shadow Phoenix nice meme
IF THIS GETS 4 LIKES I WILL SLAP MYSELF 1000 TIMES ON MY CHANEL
Shadow Phoenix bruh
Colin Burton, looks like you should start slapping then XD
Shadow Phoenix u saw dat vid lol XD
I swear to god every time Lanan posts I think he's high
Diane Neal weed’s illegal in straya
Lazar vid :69k likes
Me: nice
Before Fortnite, we did war crimes on this channel.
The good old days
Love this series
" Im in the mood for a nuclear burger... get on it kfc.."
Lol pause at 2:01 look at lazar beam
TheSilverWolfPlayz //TSWP there is no facecam in the minute 2:01
TheSilverWolfPlayz //TSWP yes there is
He zoomed in to prove there aren't chickens
Kodak Green no there isnt
nicolas lundsteen if you go to 2:00 and spam pause/play there is about an entire half a second at 2:01 where there is facecam.
Laserbeam you are the best youtuber please do 5 fully automatic mega solider vs 15000 golden knights please
2:14 he got what he asked for.
doesent make sense that people disliked when they havent even wachted the hole video
sorry for bad english i am half asian and half danish
The koala called Mark wasnt Bad :)
thanks
best production really took of
Lazar do mega zomibe vs chuck norris and change chucks stats in some battle
you cant change chucks stats and the golden knight is a no too
nicolas lundsteen really
LP 1 yes sadly ;(
choose a unit up to you if you want to get a fully automatic one place other teams and units throughout the canyon and when the avalanche starts you have to run through avoiding the avalanche and other people trying to kill you
Can u put ur face cam on the right
Why?
Daniel Harris hes saying that because he wants to see the remaining troops, and the time, weather and enemies killed
Yeah like that
Reggie the zombie: is the one of the Nintendo creators
Reggie’s mad at Boris *R E G G I E G E T S R E D E Y E S*
Watching this in 2021 has made me realize how much better Lazars content got
It got worse, way worse.
My friend is the one who said to name the zombie regi and my nickname is regi
@George Register you are gay
That's not even how you spell Reggie
bean burito You are stupid.
Why are people on youtube such dickwads?
Do 1 000 000 000 chickens vs a terex
T E R E X
JubJub T-Rex you idiot
Can you put 500 super tortoises against Chuk Norris. BTW I rly love your videos keep making good videos :)
you should name the WWII soldier "Jackson'
Chase Cupitt why
Chase Cupitt
Chase Cupitt Name it ryan
Please do 100k-50k penguins, put the Mega Zombie in the middle
Wait 2 seconds and then NUKE EM
Lazarbeams channel is probably the only channel you get to see someone excited about crushing animals.
I’m from the future you have 12 million subs and play Fortnite
And you got inspired by Disney channel
U r nothing to me
isnt a nuclear fried burger just a burger cooked in the microwave. ....and then mabey deep fried
Spelling errors
You should have a battle to see what is the best unit include Boris, the zombie and freedom fighter and archer and canipolt that are fully maxed out.
Make 1 of every unit super vs,5000 of all unit
Lazar beam do 1000 romans vs 800 Calvary please
ayy LazerBeam, do 18,000 giant ogres vs. 20,000 golden knight, should be fun
ther for the game in this vid was 'Mostly sunny with some sun'
Dafuq?
Anyone zomer 2019?
Nederlands?
You do the most messed up things but I enjoy it also keep up the good work.
1:56 they “popped”
What up
Connor Lowman hey
im british
The ceiling :P
Pine36C0nEs you know where the door is...
i couldn't resist...
I just got done watching a video of lazarbeam and I couldn’t stop laughing but this even worse. When I saw the zombie coming over the mountain I burst out laughing. Lazor has a great sense of humor
chunknoris vs chunknoris
Justin Cha he did that already
This is my first vid but it's awesome and random lmao😂😂😂
Totally subscribing
Have a lot of ogers have a stationary chicken somewhere mow down the ogers and you can just walk through the ogers until you kill the chicken you also do great work
wow 35 views with 55 likes XD
Same
XD
John Peterson AMG 39 views 229 like are ya drunk RUclips
the video just came out idiot
DailyDaan Tv that message not meant for you sorry
Do one of fortnite
You should do a fight between the avalanche mountains
Anyone watching in 2019?
Me
First mate
1
It’s a shockwave Fortnite people bots like someone we know(lazer lazer
This dudes eyes are redder than sauron's instantly subscribed
Wait did ya ever do Boris vers Norris?
Love your "battles"
Play more uebs! I might download and stream it tomorrow!
Some of the smaller youtubers are becoming my favourite such as draegast mr beast lazarbeam Paulsoaresjr and more
They aren't really much smaller, they still have hundreds of thousands of subs
You should use Borris on the avalanche mountain and try to run up the hill during an avalanche.
Do the across the map battle with different tricked out soldiers on each team
6:19 early signs of a serial killer : torturing small animals for fun
You should test the blast radius of a nuke by blowing it up in a massive group of chickens....
Also, avalanche vs Boris??? Avalanche vs Reggie???
No wonder our nuggets are not artificail because u blew em all up
NOICE ONE
I see LazarBeam is takin gettin your rocks off to a whole new level
Now he’s very famous you came along way
I would love to see 10,000 zombies go through the area with the boulders against 1000 footmen on the other end holding position
1,500 charged up US Soldiers with 3,000 charged up Archers and 1,000 charged up Catapults vs 1,000,000 Zombies or somewhere close to that , but let's see all the things that can fire in pretty much Automatic mode go bonkers
9:36 you know you channels stupid AF when you wear a Patriots sweatshirt. Lol not really but still best content ever.
Do 1,000 Ultimate kangaroos vs Chuck Norris
more uebs pls!!!
ok in watching this video you are the best youtuber. Why you may ask. Because you have a New England Patriots Jacket on and that is my team.
Hey lazerbeam there is boris the tortoise turtle in paladins! Why not play that with your aussie commentary!
The weather forecast is sunny with a bit of sun
U should do a battle in the avalanche and see who wins
By default, the WW2 soldier deals very little damage, increase his damage!
I was eating a giant marshmallow when I was watching this 😂
the avalanche running over the troops is so fucking satisfying
Yay he did what i said also. I said to do the super shooting world war soldier. Ik other people did too though