My mom used to sing this song when I was a kid when we'd go on long car trips. She would only ever sing the chorus and she could never place where she'd heard it. Tonight it randomly popped into my head after all these years and I can't believe I finally got to hear the whole song!
Mother phoned up last night she was going spare She was in a temper pulling out her hair "Your sisters courtin' a scruffy looking Ted Father dont give a monkeys & this is what he said" I dont care I dont care I dont care if he comes round here I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out If he comes round here I said to me mother let me have a talk to dad So he comes to the telephone he wasnt half mad Says "shes got no sense the silly little cow And if he comes round here theres gonna be a row" I dont care I dont care I dont care if he comes round here I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out If he comes round here "I'll tell you something else an' all he's never got a job He hangs around the betting shop the lazy little yob" Mother says "calm down dad hes alright There out there snogging in the passage all night" I dont care I dont care I dont care if he comes round here I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out If he comes round here Biggy was a tramp with stubble on his chin He looks like something that the cats brought in Never got no money smokes all my fags Got holes in his soles and his hanging in rags On top of that he says I tell you why I got the hump She had a skinny little belly now its sticking out the front Theres nothing seems to fit her shes a running out of clothes If he thinks he's takin liberties I'll punch him on the nose I dont care I dont care I dont care if he comes round here I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out If he comes round here
Underrated brilliance
i love chaz n dave...legends
My mom used to sing this song when I was a kid when we'd go on long car trips. She would only ever sing the chorus and she could never place where she'd heard it. Tonight it randomly popped into my head after all these years and I can't believe I finally got to hear the whole song!
Dave Peacock bass playing is massively underrated. He's the Cockney Bobby vega.
Not at all he's well respected. Second only to Norman Watt-Roy.. Bruce Foxton is not far behind.
I love Chas and Dave
I bought this 45......one of my favourite chas and dave......is that Mrs Mills I can hear in the background?
Love them and going to Margate, for the OFAH convention, I put their song Margate on full blast
Proper geysers ,don’t hear music like this anymore mate🍺🍻
Too right
fking class
Get well soon Chas X
London is a different place now
A song fitting for Sir Kier LOL
Sadiq Khan take note 🤣🤣🤣
Khan, wants whites gone in London.
'Cor blimey govnor, I've gon and bleedin wet me self'
Omg it’s so true😂
My dad would say the same thing about my boyfriend if he came round😂
Poor Chas, he's coming round ere in heaven now
He's got his beer in the sideboard in heaven, RIP Chas
If I was a dog I'd wag my tail to this, in fact I'd be a bog with two dollocks listening to this
Someone please put the lyrics up thanks
Mother phoned up last night she was going spare
She was in a temper pulling out her hair
"Your sisters courtin' a scruffy looking Ted
Father dont give a monkeys & this is what he said"
I dont care I dont care I dont care if he comes round here
I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out
If he comes round here
I said to me mother let me have a talk to dad
So he comes to the telephone he wasnt half mad
Says "shes got no sense the silly little cow
And if he comes round here theres gonna be a row"
I dont care I dont care I dont care if he comes round here
I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out
If he comes round here
"I'll tell you something else an' all he's never got a job
He hangs around the betting shop the lazy little yob"
Mother says "calm down dad hes alright
There out there snogging in the passage all night"
I dont care I dont care I dont care if he comes round here
I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out
If he comes round here
Biggy was a tramp with stubble on his chin
He looks like something that the cats brought in
Never got no money smokes all my fags
Got holes in his soles and his hanging in rags
On top of that he says I tell you why I got the hump
She had a skinny little belly now its sticking out the front
Theres nothing seems to fit her shes a running out of clothes
If he thinks he's takin liberties I'll punch him on the nose
I dont care I dont care I dont care if he comes round here
I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out
If he comes round here
Just icons
classic english music (:
I dont care I dont care I dont care if he comes round here
I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out
If he comes round here
I don't care I don't care I don't care if e comes round 'ere.
I got my beer in the sideboard ere
Cockney Rockers!👍🎸🛸🍺🍻😷😁👍
'andsome
Great choice but not so sure about the audio...
???? Explain
Someone put the lyrics up please